/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #120
Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, reptile folk, snakes, and sharks on top of other scaly things are welcome. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.
Please avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, try to keep things fresh and post other content.
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You may enjoy a collection of scaly-related smut and other relevant items of interest here, of which you are also free to contribute to:
>http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
Did you miss something? Catch the previous thread here:
>http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5627450
Today's featured image is Corrin from Fire Emblem Fates in his dragon form.
Topic of the thread: What sort of new jobs would be needed in a world with scalies?
>You will never be the alpha male to a pack of female raptors
Reptiles are under-represented in media.
>>5665673
>>5665610
>What sort of new jobs would be needed in a world with scalies?
Dentists for fangs, a new brand of "douche" product tailored for cleaning cloacas, tail-ored clothing for tails. Kobold butlers and maids too.
For big dragons, maybe they could have fire-demolition jobs, banking, air rides (friendly dragons), if they can use magic, that's a whole can of oppertunities itself.
>>5665797
I like going the opposite direction, where humans scale down society to meet their more primal companions with technology replaced by magic or brute force in many instances.
>>5665509
>Topic of the thread: What sort of new jobs would be needed in a world with scalies?
Well definitely new branches of medicine would be created thanks to the different physiology.
Dragon specialty tailors would be created, although at best it would be something like leg and tail centered clothes rather than covering the entire body.
Dragons would also likley need to get special radio transmitters so they steer clear of airplanes. That can be expanded as also needing a license to even fly and needing to pass a "drivers school" of sorts to know the lingo.
>>5665509
It would certainly raise the demand for geneticists. What a terrible fate it would be to be born human in world with dragons.
Make an edit of this and post results
>>5666807
Anon we've already done that. Check the archive for thread 50 I believe.
>>5666807
How about you don't force a meme like reddit?
>>5666807
Epic, truly Epic.
>tott
I think Deathclaws could have some very comfy positions as security with those claws if they were more intelligent on basis.
I've a huge soft spot for the NuFire Emblem dragons, shame the games are terrible unless you go through the hassle of a fan translation.
>>5667170
Meh, there're worse localizations.
But I have no interest in unintentionally starting a /v/-esqe derailment so I'll just leave it at that.
>>5667381
We're all pretty much from /v/ anyway.
>>5667480
>>5667499
Maybe.
>>5667464
Hell no
>>5666807
It would help if you at least made the background trasnparent
>>5667480
>>5667499
>>5667534
Well, what board is your usual haunt? I seriously hope it's not /tg/.
>>5667583
/b/ fur threads.
>>5667381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA6A-ySMHYI
This might be a bold thing to say but I honestly disagree. You can't get much worse than this when you consider all the content they removed. They literally did not try at times, at least a bad translation is still a translation.
>>5667583
I aint constrained by no one board.
I go on a plethora of them.
>>5667583
>Well, what board is your usual haunt?
/trash/
>>5667627
How do you feel about Awakening's localization? I keep trying to get into, think I'm maybe halfway through the story, but it just hasn't been holding my interest as much as the older games, despite all the colorful features and flair. Maybe I'm just not in the right mood for that kinda game these days.
I'm always in the mood for scalies tho.
>>5667562
I just drew over it in a separate layer.
>>5667743
Haven't played it but from what I've seen I don't like it. Seems like more of the same as far as western Fire Emblem localizations go which makes sense considering it's the same team(?)
Would /scaly/ a Hooktail?
>>5667806
You mean would I go back and play paper Mario ttyd again?
Yes. yes I would.
>>5667806
>paw and vore fetish: the dragoness
Still would.
She's cute and lewd, and I wish she came back instead of the sibling dynamic they did.
Hey /scaly/, do you count MH's Kirins as scaly creatures because they're classified as "elder dragons", or do you not because of the fact they have way more mammalian attributes than scalian?
>>5668858
Fuck forgot pic
>>5668858
>>5668866
Hard to say. Kirin looks like a lightning horse covered in scales. Zinogre on the other hand is a wolf covered in scales though with a few more liberties taken for a more reptile-like appearance, and in the past seem to be cool with it here if the art shows off the /scaly/ part fine.
Though I'd imagine other scalefags do not wish to stray too far away from the likes of typical dragons and lizards in aesthetics, I'll leave it to everyone else's judgement. Worst case scenario there is the occasional MH thread, though going by your filename I assume you're already been to the most current one.
>>5669777
I know
>>5670550
/trash/ is better than the porn dumps by the same ten people over there anyway.
>>5671449
If only /trash/ was made sooner
>>5671618
If only /trash/ was still good
>>5671635
Its better than /b/
>>5671640
It's slowly becoming /b/ 2.0
I want to challenge corrin's dick
>>5671449
Oh god those sfur threads? When I checked them out a few years ago they did some dumb introduction image thing at the start of every thread and there was an awful lot of reposts.
>>5671648
The /vip/ board is literally /b/ 2.0 but with the majority of the shitposting based entirely around the dates in which one got a pass.
>>5671648
It's fucking TRASH my man, what were you ever expecting?
We have this thread and that's all that really matters
>>5671679
The reposts were probably because there slowly became so much fucking people doing the "h-hey guys attentionwhore here this pic represents me for all the guys and girls lurking that aren't using namesync!" shit that literally half the image limit would become those reposts because some of those insufferable faggots had -more than one-.
scalies
>>5671681
you have to go out fo your way to reveal the date you got it and get the special snowflake clover
Not that I would know anything about that or anything :^)
fuckin' post em
>>5671749
it still happens regardless, thats a type of thread unique to that board which is going to always be in the catalog no matter what, and eventually there will be one for each year, and then it'll slowly get broken down to which month of which year and possibly increasingly retarded shit as it turns into /s4s/ premium
>>5671724
>ballsack on a dragon
no
>>5671813
just filter it, my man
Or just ignoring. YOu can avoid shitposting entirely, every board is going to have that one thing that works as easy bait
>>5671892
yes
Would Eris/Discord count as scaly? They have fur, but also have scales.
>>5669553
Yeah, that's pretty much what I figured. I have no intention to post more, I was just was genuinely curious what others' opinions were.
>though going by your filename I assume you're already been to the most current one
Yeah, I would have gotten it from e621 but they didn't seem to have it.
>>5672477
Well you pretty much did the right thing.
Also yeah, e621 is actually rather behind in MH porn. Which makes other people dumping it make it all the more interesting.
>>5672539
Almost everyone seems to be behind on mh porn.
>>5672423
Genderbent Discord from MLP. Not sure why he doesn't go to one of the MLP porn threads. She's not particularly scaly, just has one eagle leg, scaly tail, and one dragon leg.
>>5672539
>Well you pretty much did the right thing
Well, to be fair, there isn't much Kirin smut out there at all, so even if I had wanted to, I wouldn't be able to regardless of this thread's answer.
[nospoilers]Though that said I wouldn't mind seeing smut of Kirins with cloacas[/modswhy]
>>5673229
>just has one eagle leg, scaly tail, and one dragon leg
What's the head supposed to be?
>>5673309
Discord's seems to be some sort of goat; Eris is drawn usually with a more pony-like head, although she keeps the sharp tooth/teeth and yellow-red eyes.
>page 6 in a half hour
Why is /trash/ so fast today? Did someone spam threads again?
>TotT
Besides the tail-ors and other clothing-oriented jobs (such as creating shirts that accommodate wings and shoes that accommodate talons) as well as medical jobs, you'd have jobs that were taken away from humans.
Admit it: In a world with anthropomorphic reptiles, all the bankers would be dragons.
Such as myself.
The biggest (pun not intended, lol) issue would be with the sex industry. Would there be separate porn industries for humans and scalies, or would they be working together?
Even more importantly, what about aquatic scalies such as pic related?
>>5674424
>every thread
>>5674424
>all the bankers would be dragons
Das rayciss
>>5674444
Quads confirm
>try to keep things fresh and post other content.
>>5674424
>Would there be separate porn industries for humans and scalies, or would they be working together?
I think there would be a demand for working together, as we can see from the demand of intteracial porn.
>Even more importantly, what about aquatic scalies such as pic related?
Deep-sea exploration, finally we can discover what lies in the Ocean Trenches. Also works for marine rescue and science.
>>5674627
Note, interracial - not interspecies.
And only literal cucks want interracial porn anyway.
How does /scaly/ feel about reptiles in space suits?
>>5675863
I like alien scales.
Snayyks man.
>>5675863
Love.
That's how.
Captcha: road for sale
>>5676102
sneks are cute
http://pastebin.com/Z5W32jX6 (warning: vore)
>>5676147
>that story+cute snek image
Reminds me of the Birthday Dragon last thread. (Hope that can can re-write or something)
>>5676475
I probably will after I finish a story for a friend's birthday.
Anyone mind posting the birthday dragon image for reference?
>>5676532
>tfw a Lizardman will never think you're amazing just for being human and want to show you off to all his friends
Feels are reals. Anyway, I saved it.
>after I finish a story for a friend's birthday
Lucky him, getting a dragon to wish him the best.
>>5676694
I doubt that scalies would find humans interesting in the slightest.
>>5676709
Why not? They're interesting to us, is there any reason to assume that humans are just intrinsically boring?
>>5676709
>not finding a totally alien creature of a similar intelligence level as you at least moderately intriguing
Wew lad
>>5676840
He's suffering from the "humans are the baseline" trope.
>>5676840
If you're a religious person like me, you believe that humans just exist.
Meanwhile, scalies would've evolved from regular lizards. Mutating and becoming humanoid.
Sorry, but that's much more interesting.
>>5676911
Spotted the butthurt christfag.
Go back to reading bibles, faggot.
>>5676911
>If you're a stupid person like me, you believe that humans just exist.
>>5676709
If it were say, a world with all manner of intelligent non-humans everywhere, sure.
But if humans were sort of a myth/very rare, I bet a lizard tribe would be pretty stoked to meet a human for the first time.
>>5676911
>>5677056
>>5676954
>>5676991
No need to tip your greasy fedoras, guys
>>5676911 #
So humans are the status quo, and somehow scalies would've managed to evolve into humanoid status. I still think they would find us interesting regardless, thanks to differences in cultures and that we've been sentient longer, even if their evolvement was more extraordinary.
>>5676911
Wouldn't we be even more interesting to them if we just magically poofed into existence and was favored by the master of the universe?
How could you not take an interest in that?
>>5677197
How can there be a God when he denies us scaly sex?
>>5677220
Oh boy I hope so.
He's such a good artist and I never see any translations.
>>5677450
Well that just makes it all the better.
>>5676709
stop being so self-loathing, even scalie alien waifus and husbandos would be able to see your lack of self-esteem and pride and disregard you for superiors of your own race
>>5677089
>not believing in magical sky fairy = fedora
When will this meme end?
>>5671892
He says as he posts a snake with tits
>>5678600
It's an anthro and not a feral one where things like that are okay you shitposting piece of butthurt shit
>>5678632
Snakes can't have tits you shit sucking faggot.
>dumbasses still post females with tits at all in a fucking scalie thread
And here is where all of you should fucking be necking yourselves for being so god damn stupid. That argonian shit counts too, just because it's in a video game doesn't make it exempt.
>>5678913
FUCK YOUUUUUUU
>>5678913
>Complaining about the tits
>Not complaining about the lack of cloaca in scaly art
>>5678913
monster hunter porn requested, pref rathians/rathalos
>>5678584
>>5678632
>>5678829
>>5678913
/furry/-tier shitposters, please go and stay go.
>>5678913
>>5679202
You aren't the boss of me I can post fat, juicy lizard tits if I want to.
>>5679267
Not what I meant; I don't care about tats or no tit, but let's not argue with shitposting.
Keep /scaly/ comfy.
>>5679267
Source on this image?
>>5679267
>you will never see her drooling from her lips, just her mouth
why li
>>5667583
I'm from /k/ personally.
What's /scaly/ up to?
>>5682553
Doing the Stocktober challenge in TF2: dominate in Casual with full stock loadout on all 9 classes.
>>5678913
I defy you, ya boring motherfucker.
>>5682553
On Drawpile
>>5682553
Posting MH lewds and unpacking a soundfont for one Loonix guy in /doom/
>>5682645
>Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, human wanderer...
>help me lighten my load by suckling up the irradiated milk from my burgeoning breasts...
>or I can lighten my load by removing you, your choice
>>5682553
brushing my teeth
>>5682553
What is that picture? I find it both adorable and hilarious!
>>5682876
It's inspired by pic related, a friend of mine thought it was cute/funny so she drew these little troutsworth-like drawings of it.
the meme continues
>>5682942
What is the context of said friend seeing this meme?
>>5682863
>brushing my teeth
Are you me?
>>5682553
Being bad at video games.
>>5683085
Well now I'm putting new sheets on my bed
>>5666807
this is still funny right
>>5683378
Maybe
>>5683055
I use that pic as an avatar for a discord server amongst my close friends.
This is the other she made.
>>5683929
cute, I wish I was that confident in my drawings, or rather my digital ones
have a delirious 1am ms paint doodle I didn't even bother to take my tablet out for
not that I can use it anyways
I miss playing Phantasy Star Online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wzHA3QjmOk
Anyone else get nostalgia listening to PSO music?
>>5682553
Suffering
In other words, the usual
>>5684405
>>5682553
Wondering how to spend my friday nite. Thinkgen of rrer
>>5684649
Thank you very much!
>>5684830
np, ill google things for you anytime.
>>5684185
Why did that dragon never, ever get porn made of it?
>>5677043
Top tier
>>5684843
My honest apologies. I never realized that would work with video game screenshots. I didn't mean to waste your time or anything like that.
OK, let's say I drew an anthro turtle girl. First I'm drawing her wearing clothes, because later I'll be drawing her naked and wearing clothes makes later nudity better.
So...weird question. Should the clothes be stretched very awkwardly back over her shell? Or would you be OK with nonsensical clothes that she'd wear like a normal person, but still has the shell on her back, like it was some kind of backpack or something?
I think there must be illustrated examples I can post, but I haven't got any at the moment.
I could put the clothes underneath her lower shell, or whatever it's called, with the sleeves sticking out. But then it would really look much different later when she's nude.
>>5685849
Whatever looks good honestly. Probably under the shell that's nonsensical if you think of it.
>>5685849
>>5685849
Maybe she could have detachable clothes? Like those detachable sleeves you can get.
>>5685849
Give her an apron.
>>5684185
sonic team did some chill fucking music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePAq6ycL_I
don't forget this necky bastard
>>5685952
Right, but it would be also covering her plastron. I guess detachable clothes would still work in that fashion though too.
>>5685932
I myself don't care. I've already sketched it out this way.
I'm just expecting a lot of autistic grief over it in the comments section because her clothes aren't anatomically correct.
>>5685982
Needs to be a t-shirt and gym shorts. Background character in a comic.
>>5685849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvdFeh1aOw
>>5686061
lol, alright, thanks. I'll use that if they ask. Better than my "magic clothes" idea.
>>5684649
heh, this trend sometimes puzzles me
if i wanted to program i'd open an ide and get something done
if i wanted to make 3d art I'd open blender, not minecraft
etc.
>>5684958
my only concern is the fact that PSO2 has lots of different dragons, even really cute moe ones and they dont have any porn what so ever.
>>5686465
>PSO2 has lots of different dragons, even really cute moe ones
I remember hearing that some of the dragons have female voices, like one large beastly dragon having a cute girl's voice when speaking.
Is that true?
>>5686498
yes its name is Noire Draal, rare version of Ex Dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RxSTnTR3VQ
listen to her voice and tell me she isnt moe as fuck
>>5665797
specialist in the field of medicine as well as tool for surgical procedures would be required itself. Since cutting into thick scale is not easy.
Also law firms would pop up to ensure rights of Dragons against Human Discrimination and vice versa.
HEY /scaly/!
Who are some good artist that draw good scalies?
>>5686608
Guoh
>>5686608
me :3
>>5686694
This
>>5686538
God that is cute.
Isn't there a friendly girl dragon you meet in story mode?
Fucking SEGA, I want to fight cute-voiced giant dragon girls.
>>5686718
I can't take that seriously. It looks like one body drawn above another.
>>5686762
yes, a Quartz Dragon by the name of Ko-Rela if i remember correctly. she's very friendly to the protagonist and you have some frequent conversation scenes with her.
too bad she doesnt help out in battle though. Quartz Dragons are a extremely deadly and are known for killing millions of new players who are unaware how to fight it.
>>5686837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzSx7oVZSHA
Oh wow, she does have a nice voice.
>>5686868
Go shitpost on /v/.
>>5667583
/pol/
Scalie pride worldwide!
>>5686718
Cute as fuck.
>>5686971
>found one image on e621 with a trump t-shirt
>comments are all boo-hooing over it with some fag making an edit to remove the shirt
There must be a way to remove seeing comment sections on e621, they all suck by and large.
>>5687335
There is.
You can adblock the comments, I did that and it's great to not see cringey furfags while trying to jack off.
>>5687340
Thanks man.
>>5687335
They're only useful for shit like flash animations with easter eggs you might not know of
Definitely shit otherwise
>>5687335
comments were a mistake
Bit of a slow porn day isn't it?
>>5686868
go 2 bed
post that one red cuntboy dragon with the cum on its ass
>>5689116
Elaborate.
Post the fifth image in your dragon folder
>>5689993
>>5689993
>>5689993
>>5689993
>>5689993
>>5689993
>>5690098
That's an disorganized 'dragon' folder you have there, anon.
>>5690139
Yeah, I remember someone saying that's a Pokemon not a Dragon. I don't know what Pokemon it is so it might as well be a Dragon.
>>5690197
>don't know what pokemon is
what country do you live in?
>>5690197
>I don't know what Pokemon it is so it might as well be a Dragon.
A wild guess has appeared: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Feraligatr_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
>>5690197
Feraligatr.
It's the final evolution of a Gen II starter.
>>5690220
>don't know what Pokemon it is
>it is
Anon, you need more sleep.
>>5690243
not as bad as when I read "motherfucker" as "monsterfucker"
robot dragons
>>5686608
Slate does pretty well. Occasionally does vore, though.
>>5689993
I feel really bad for the dragon in this one. He has to wait for someone else to come untie him.
>>5686608
Lonbluwolf
buewens_folder
>just dreamt that I was hanging out with my dragon buddy
>his name is Ken
>he says we should go explore the storm sewers
>we go inside
>there's motionless bodies everywhere in the water
>all of them have their eyes open
>they're not dead
>we freak out
>literally the most frightening dream of my life
>>5690753
>LBW
I thought I was on the drawthread right now and was about to say "we don't speak that name around here".
Fun stuff.
>>5690775
>I thought I was on the drawthread
>People still go to the drawthread
For what purpose?
>>5690811
I draw there occasionally and tell spoodo to fuck off.
>>5690830
Imagine if the little pedo came into this very thread
But that's not exactly plausible considering he has shittaste
>>5690928
Apparently he's gone for now.
I doubt that's gonna last, though.
>>5690775
>go to the /trash/ booru
>see lonbluwolf art
When did he come back?
>>5691002
Less than a week ago.
He still stays away from the drawthreads like plague, though. Can't blame him.
>>5691034
And was he shitposted upon posting?
>He still stays away from the drawthreads like plague, though
I'd recommend this to any artists watching this thread to stay away from there.
>>5691061
>stay away
why's that? are they awful people?
Is it okay to post your characters?
Here's my scalie
>>5691085
Absolutely. Biggest group of shitposters on this board, the worst.
Should be avoided at all costs unless you like people always replying to shitposting, extreme autism, and endless reposts.
>>5691115
I like the colors, they go well with the dad sweater.
>>5690763
touching weiners in a bathtub
named salamander friend
>>5691034
It's all pedo's fault ever since he popped up in the draw threads it's become cancer I remember when it first started it was pretty cool in there until that sperg reared his autistic head in there and scared off almost anyone who knows how to draw
>>5690661
What is that cat hoping to accomplish? Is he just really interested in how a dragon's throat feels? The chain isn't long enough to let him reach the stomach, so he can't be trying to get something out of there.
>>5690763
>tfw shitty schedule leads to shitty sleep habits
>can't learn to lucid dream because I can't get a good sleep
Oh, and if anyone wants to expand their scaly folders a bit, there is some scaly art in the drawthread's booru.
http://trashdump.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=scaly
>>5690101
unf
>>5692628
the fuzzdragon thing?
>>5692668
2nd and final rulebreaking post
>>5692628
>>5693589
>yee
no.
>>5692668
>Those wings
I mean I realize mammalian wings are technically like that but those're too uncannily finger-like for me
And with one bold stroke, I defeated the mighty dragon! Truly, the pen is mightier than the sword.
Who could have guessed vanquishing the dreaded beast but took such a simple gesture!
>>5693603
>>5694255
I really didn't need to see that.
>>5694255
Super-stretchy bellies are the worst kind of vore.
>>5694363
vore is the worst kind of vore
>>5694255
>tfw looking for monster hunter porn and it's just
>so
>much
>vore
>>5694382
No, vore is sexy.
>>5694393
Really? Where do you find it? Not a lot on e621.
>>5694382
Anon speaks the truth.
>>5694424
pixiv, FA, etc
FA is the one where it feels like every third image is vore
>>5694429
>>5694409
Seems like a good way to suffocate.
>>5694493
>tfw you can't play wbems when phonefagging
>>5694409
Get out of this degenerate thread and back into your own degenerate thread then
>>5695099
Is there really that much hypnosis porn of snakes?
>>5694711
that dragon's ass appears to be entirely muscle
>>5695130
Not him but yeah, there is surprisingly much. I'm into mind control and hypnosis so I should like it, but I don't think hypnosis fits snakes. Where did that even start? Jungle Book?
Can someone recommend me some good artists that do primarily scalie art with cute styles, and absolutely no vore?
>>5695353
Aaros might not be "cute," but does good primarily scalie art.
Honestly you're really limiting yourself with "absolutely no vore" - an unfortunate number of cute styles do vore.
>>5691273
artist?
>>5695897
I don't know, it was a drawing made in the drawthread
>>5695660
alright let me put it another way
cute style, primarily scaley
but vore isn't their main focus and they make a lot of lewds that aren't vore
breast implants by the look of it.
>>5686703
I second this
>>5686703
>>5696181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLojlkgckYo
I like to draw dragons. almost every time I draw a dragon, the dragon's body always reminds me of a serpent.
Is it bad if I wanted to draw a Western Dragon, but it turns out almost like a serpent?
I've got more terrible drawing if anyone wants to see any that I've recently done.
Phantasy Star III is the best (and by far the most underrated) game in the series.
>>5696715
No it's not bad, I like the western serpent look.
I wouldn't mind seeing some more of your drawings.
>>5696987
I never played the originals, all I know is reading the back of a PSO strategy guide (remember those?) talking about the series and mentioning that III was an odd duck to the series.
Is really different/good?
Is it gay that I find this attractive? I can't say no to a butt like that, even if it's a guy's.
>>5697066
Alright, I'll show you some that I did today then.
But be warned, there is probably six that I have drawn today, none of which to me look ok at all, though.
>>5697066
Here's another abomination.
>>5697099
Assuming you're a guy, too, it's gay. Nothing wrong with that, but "man, that lewd male digimon pose is hot" is a pretty gay thought.
>>5697066
Very different from EVERY OTHER RPG EVER MADE. And treated like absolute shit by 99% of all RPG fans.
PSIII doesn't deserve all the hate that it gets.
PSIII is just as good as FFIV IMHO.
>>5697066
Again, have another.
>>5697066
Another abomination.
>>5697099
pretty gay
But that's okay, also you could just be bi
>>5697066
And here's the last one I drew today.
>>5695897
http://loodovono.tumblr.com/
>>5697099
yeah that's gay
http://pastebin.com/3HJQr3PZ
If someone could add this to the Pastebin for scaly it would be greatly appreciated, I did this a while back and it involves a dream I had once where a dragon gives me a blowjob.
>>5698124
I've had a lot of sex dreams invovling fantasy creatures/dragons but only remember a couple and it's driving me nuts trying to peice together some of them
I should start a dream journal
>>5694711
I couldn't resist.
I'm gonna be using this on /v/ a lot.
>>5697099
well, 90% chance you are finding it attractive purely because of how well drawn and colored the art is, so
>>5698298
Would work nicely on /vp/, too. They seem to like that "I wanna touch 'me Poketits" image, at least.q
>>5698268
not that guy, but I've been keeping a dream journal for years. All my dreams are awful nightmares, though.
>>5698355
Ever have a lucid nightmare?
Every moment feels like an intentional struggle to stay alive and it's terrifying
>>5698397
any time I ever feel like I have control in a dream, it only concretes how fucked I am. My voice grows hoarse when I try to scream. My muscles just fade away when I try to struggle or run. I can't do anything but flop around helplessly in any dream that I have.
But, the absolute worst dreams I have is when I think I'm going to get lucky with a cute girl, and then I get cucked. How NTR is such a popular fetish is beyond me.
>>5698397
Yeah, I'm having one right now.
>>5667464
No. /k/. Fuck off /v/.
>>5686608
Maim for best artist
Trout is okay too.
Guoh is good.
I'll post a doodle I did since it's related.
>>5690775
What did he do?
>>5700172
Whoaa, look at those thick hips on that "come hither" pose.
>>5700172
I like it.
>a dragonness with a magical oxygen filled vagina will never let you get so absorbed in giving her oral sex that you end up just sticking your whole head into her genitalia
>>5699973
That dragon dildo meme is very real.
>tfw I'll never impress a lizard chieftain and win his daughter's hand in marriage
>tfw I will never impress her with marksmanship and teach her the ways of the /k/ube
This anon knows my pain: >>5699738
All we can hope for now are lizardpeople aliens who need a hand crushing their enemies and hire out /k/illers.
Bump limit
Allow me to introduce Scope, the gun lizard.
https://elektronx.tumblr.com/post/148488895327/
Elektronx makes good art and characters in general. No lewds, but honestly I have trouble thinking of any of her frequent characters being lewd.
>>5701075
>weirdest fetish you like with (scaly animal)?
This has some amusing potential
>>5701075
I think "how traditional" is probably the best for discussion.
>>5701113
D-did his left arm get blown off?
>>5699973
Why?
Scalies are weaponry incarnate. Lashing tails, sharp teeth and claws, lithe agile form, balanced and precise. Lust for blood and the hunt. Beautiful, sexy Perfection.
Fuck being human.
Pic just for you /scaly/
>>5701477
The perspective's a bit wonky. He's reaching back, with his claws wrapped around the edge of the wall. I think the bricks need to be a lot more horizontal than she drew to convey that, but if you kind of squint so the texture goes away, it's easier to see.
>>5701477
I think his hand is just partially obscured by the wall. It looks a little weird.
>>5701602
once my waifu statue arrives in the mail, I'll post a picture of it surrounded by my shitty guns.
I don't even know why I keep a loaded gunlocker when I never get the chance to shoot anything.
>>5701602
>Scalies are weaponry incarnate. Lashing tails, sharp teeth and claws, lithe agile form, balanced and precise. Lust for blood and the hunt. Beautiful, sexy Perfection.
>>5701700
>(scaly) waifu statue
You've peaked my interest...
>>5701785
http://bupiti.tumblr.com/
This guy makes little statues out of cold porcelain. He's not too expensive, and he works FAST. He's also very nice to deal with. I can't recommend him enough. I don't know if he does super lewd shit, but if you want something similar done, hit him up.
>>5701839
howdy
>>5701870
>I do these little statues as a hobby, but if you like it, I can send them to you.
Shipping for anywhere in the world is 27 U$, I always feel bad cause is kinda expensive, but is how my country is, Brazil, dumb dumb
>The base price is $50, depending on the design, it can be cheaper or more expensive, see my crafts tag to see what I can do. Payment is through paypal, only After you’re satisfied with what I can produce
>Now why would you even buy one? Maybe you want your OC as a little statue, or a character that would never have the chance to get one, or maybe even someone that already has figures, but in a different outfit or pose, maybe even something a little lewd. Of course there are some things I probably can’t do, like things floating around or transparency.
>maybe even something a little lewd.
Sounds nice and the guy seems chill, but I'd have to wait to drop $77 on a statue though.
>>5699738
>Fuck off /v/.
But why. Inserting clips into the Ak's is a cool animation.
>>5703781
>clips
>into the Ak's
Different anon: I'm certain you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>5703920
[impliedspoiler]It was /k/ bait.