ERP Thread: Kitty Edition Previous: >>5621204

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Nth for sleep.

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>>5624196
>Gives the Ruby a hug.

3rd for not being able to tell what's genuine RPing and what's shitposting RP anymore

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>>5624196
NTH FOR RIPPING AND TEARING

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Nth for Princess Marco when?

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>>5624109
>Her lips tighten slightly.
Oh. I can- I can still do this.
>She gets down on her knees, face to face with his cock.
>>5624115
No problem, sworn enemy.
>>5624172
I don't want to try again! It still hurts to sit down!
>She glares at Weiss, shocked that she would even suggest such a thing.
Did he come by the dorm again?
>>5624220
>Her brow furrows.
I remember this hug.

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Er... seems like things are a touch shaky today...

But, just in case anyone wants to, I'm here with my trio.

>>5624231
Never
Take your garbage outta here

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>>5624231
BUILD THE WALL FASTER

>>5624231
This please.

Sadly there's a bias on /co/ avatars because ERP is full of weebs.

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>>5624171 (Doomgil)
But can ya fuck?

>>5624231
I take it a trap version isn't okay then?

>>5624196
My boner is at maximum.
RUBY IS CUTE AND LEWD
CUTE AND LEWD

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>>5624038
>The Angel's face becomes drenched in a sea of red. As if the situation she was in wasn't embarrassing enough, the man on the bed asked her such a daring question. Yet she couldn't deny the validity of his statement. The holy body had natural resistance to the corrupting influence monsters had upon the mortal body. Her long pause and drawn out silence told him that she was thinking it over, but first she had to finish dousing him in the sacred mixture. She spread it down and across his legs one at a time, finishing at the base center of his crotch. She stared at it for a few moments before taking a heavy gulp that echoed through the room.
Okay...if it'll make you happy. That's what we were sent to do after all!
>She beats her wings and flies upon him, letting him take in the full beauty of perfect being, landing right in front of his upright cock. Her outer lips just barely touched the shaft, but he could already feel the relieving effects of a small bead of nectar spreading out of her tiny opening and onto his skin.

>>5624081
Direct approach? I see...
>She hops off of the pew and takes a position directly between in legs for better inspection. Her fingers fumbled with the zipper, but successfuly brought it down after the first pull. She coaxed it up and out of his underwear, letting it stand tall and proud in the cool air of the atrium. Staring at it for minutes, she watched hazily as a bead of precum popped up and out of the straining erection. Such a thing needed to be tended to. Moving in, one hand gently wrapped around the base and stroked upwards. She was clumsy and unpracticed, but the utter softness more than made up for it.
Like this?

>>5624062
(Fuck... I'm sorry I can't finish up and play with you. I'd love to continue some other time if you'd be okay with that. You are by far one of the most story in depth RPer i've ever met. I hope I did okay keeping the momentum going)

>>5624262
Not him, but I can take both personally.

>>5624262
That's fine too

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>>5624203
Don't think I'll be rewarding you in the way you want.
>She sits across from him at the table, opening her book back up.
Did you catch what page I was on before you so rudely slammed my book shut?
>>5624259
(I'm trying, man.)

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>>5624261
Well, yea. Just can't get pumpt full o' babies. Aye?

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>>5624231
(I still haven't seen the second season yet. I'm behind on so many things.)

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>>5624248

You'll get used to the size and strength of a Grimm. Trust me, I know this.

>Toying with her silver hair with a finger, Weiss looked at Ruby with an amused chuckle before nodding in response. She wanted to visit her and Yang but sadly they weren't there and instead she found that sharktoothed idiot.

I found him there waiting for you and... Well, we chatted for a while and one thing led to another and...
... Things happened.

>>5624259
>he says in a thread with a western OP pic, a capeshit ava, and a /co/ ava.

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>>5624286
(Damnit, I was just getting really into it)
(I guess I'll see you next time, Discord is Fronk#0083 if you want to message me when you're ready)

>>5624276
>He let out a relaxed sigh as the angel's smooth fingers stroked him
Aaaahhhh~~ Just like that my dear angel, please stimulate my testicles as well, for the corruption is rooted in there as well.

nyan

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>>5624295
Well not by me or anyone here!
>>5624248
Oh hey are we Arch enemies!?

>>5624315
(You got it! How'd I do?

And out of curiosity, would a three-some with Ana and Pharah ever be possible? You kind of gave me the idea as I was typing. )

>>5624293
Mm? What do you mean~? I just find a place good for your study. Study first and hames later right?
>He said before laughing a bit before resting on the chair, swinging back and forth while raising an eyebrow at her question.
Oh..well I don't remember.. Probably in the middle? Pag. 254? I think?

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>>5624332
.....You comin' on ta me, Red? Not sure how fond I am o' that, what with yer tendrils....Nasty shite.

>>5624330
Nya?

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I was told to say "Hi" to you, gentlemen.
So, uhhh, hello again.

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>>5624311
Sexy things?
>She leans forward, interested in hearing all the juicy details.
How did it happen? And how did you do it with a Grimm more than once?
>>5624332
No, not ARCH enemies. You're more like the... Clayface to my Batman. Y'know, B-list.
>>5624378
Hello again!

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Hey Doodle! What kind of quest are you looking for today?

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>>5624292
You the one asking before?

>tfw Granny only gives you one kiss

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오늘 밤 우리 freaky freaky 해 yea
Baby give me some
give me give me some yea
너와 나 둘이 찌릿찌릿해 yea
Can U give me some
give me give me some yea

>>5624390
Yeah

>>5624276
Miss angel? Can I have some advice?
I mean I'd never ask a servant of God something so petty but it's.. monster related

>>5624312
Compared to the hundreds of /a/ and eastern /v/ Avas on that come here on a day-to-day basis?

I don't hate /a/ Avas but I'd be lying if I said they aren't the majority here.

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>>5624389
Hunting quest.
>tfw want to say MEOHMENE

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>>5624372
>She flips to the suggested page, looking surprised when she glances over it.
That's exactly right. Thank you.
>Almost immediately, she begins reading, yet again shut off from her surroundings.

>>5624410
>hundreds
Dude we have 20-30 different ava players at most.

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>>5624385
B-LIST!? I'M ABOUT TO DESTROY YA A!
>>5624378
Run
>>5624373
Nope, Ash called dibs
>>5624389
The hell?

>>5624378
Hi again.

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>>5624385

....

>A small blush appeared on Weiss' cheeks, averting her gaze before clearing her throat to speak. While she was no stranger to sex and certainly had some experience, she did it more times with Grimm than with humans of Faunus.
>Truly, a lewd Snow Princess!

That... It just happened alright? I was curious since, you know, you and Yang... With him....
...
And about that! Well, I was once ambushed by a group of Grimm and had to escape by... Doing things the hard way.

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>>5624328
>His words fell on deaf ears as the Angel was far too entranced to be able to hear. She watched the man's flesh cave to every direction she twisted it. Her grip pulled him to each side while lightly squeezing him in random intervals. All she desired was to see more of the clear liquid pop up and out of his cockhead. Something must have clicked as she leaned forward to sniff at it, absorbing the masculine scent behind it that caused her wing bridges to quiver.
A-Ah...is it working...?

>>5624407
>A brilliant light shines and the choir stored in her heart blares as the Angel descends down to him. Pure white feathers cascade down onto the ground and her brimming halo hums a soft sound. Touching down, she extends her arm to the stranger in a gesture of kindness and trust.
Of course, human. I live to serve, you have no need to be afraid. Ask me anything you want an I shall try to answer.

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>>5624389
Wot?
A demon killin' quest would be nice.
>>5624430
Wha, ye don't think ahm pretty? Me heart's been torn, Red.

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>>5624385
Black hair with a red scarf around your neck?
I like your style.

>>5624430
Should I?

>>5624435
Heya.
>Gives a small wave.

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>>5624425
>What is a figure of speech
I mean there are a good number of them anon, and I was talking about Avas, not avafags. Most avafags have around 2-6 avatars.

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>>5624362
(You did really great, waiting to see where this all goes)
(A threeway would be...possible, if someone else could play Pharah that would be ideal but I guess I can multitask if I need to)
(I do love me some incest)

>>5624393
(You must have responded after I switched threads, sorry)
You must give some to take some.
>her lips crack into a sharp smile, daring him to take her up on the offer

>>5624398
>cracks a wry grin at the song lyrics
Ah...kids get lewder and lewder every year.

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>>5624459
Oh yeah!
>>5624453
I never said that, I just said Ash called dibs first

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>>5624389
MEHOYMIHOY(Quest for a magic Pencil)

>>5624483
>He nervously gives granny a single smooch on the cheek

>>5624459
>waves back.
How's it going?

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>>5624430
>She pulls out her weapon once again, the blade slicing through the air as it forms.
You really wanna try?
>>5624441
That must have been really rough. I'm sorry you had to go through with that.
>She looks down a bit, never having known about the surely traumatic experience. If just one did so much damage to her, what would a whole pack do?
>>5624459
Thanks! Yours isn't bad either!

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>>5624398
ONIBANMUDA FREAKY FREAKY HELL YEAH
BABY GIVE ME SOME
GIVE ME GIVE ME SOME YEA
NOWANAHDOTACHIDYCHIDYCHIDY YEA
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME
GIVE ME GIVE ME SOME YEA

>>5624248
I'm sure you've dealt with bigger, now come on

>>5624443
>He seems to be awed by the spectacle, and maybe just a little embarrassed. It all seems a bit much to him, like he's being put on the spot. Still, he reaches out and takes her hand
Thank you.. There's this monster I know, a lamia. She really likes me and.. I know I shouldn't but..
>He closes his eyes, the tension draining from his face. He seems to be recalling a very pleasant memory, or a whole selection of them
I just don't know what to do.. She's so nice and kind, I can't refuse her.

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>>5624418
A hunting quest? Well, we do need a Great Jaggi taken care of! But of course, maybe we should save that for our junior hunters...
>She shuffles through a pile of quests sitting on her desk, sliding a Rathian hunt forward.
Maybe this is more up your alley!

>>5624430
You don't look like any hunter I've seen around these parts mister!

>>5624453
A Demon? Well, we do have a Deviljho that needs dealing with...

>>5624517
D-doodle...When did you become a...Doodle?
>She slides the only quest matching his request forward.

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>>5624459
...Oi, you look like Ruby, just...with less pixels.
>>5624504
Ah, dibs, schmibs. At least ye respect 'im, good on ya, lad.

>>5624553
>Jiro, Mecha, and Lore visit Jinx's house.gif

>>5624553
>pictured: Jiro, Mecha, and Lore

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>>5624483
Y-yah, you didn't hear that! I didn't have the volume up that high, I swear!
>Hana retreats, quickly turning the volume down
>>5624553
I NEORAE? JEORO
NAE RAP? JEORO
NAE STYLE? JEORO
NAEGA CHOM JEORO
I-I mean
>Hides all of her GD and TOP paraphernalia
>>5624592
>>5624586
Lost

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>>5624571
Got it.
>leaves to begin removal

>>5624424
>He smiles at her before she went to study again. When she begins to read, there was complete silence in the room the couple was in, the male swaying back and forth as he was waiting for her to finish or thinking in some way to get something from her while killing time as he was looking at the clock.
Mmm..
>He hums, before closing his eyes for some seconds until something calls his attention.

>>5624586
>>5624592
wew

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>>5624549
Ya still so green The Power Rangers want ya as their sixth member
>>5624571
Throw a rock up the rafters, ya can find a Predator
>>5624574
Gotta respect something

>>5624398

I want to give D.va some.

>>5624443
>He noticed the angel's curious look at his hardening cock
I suppose it is dear angel, this liquid coming out of my penis means you're doing a good job, but you should probably clean it up before it stains the floor.

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>>5624571
Moymehoynanoymahoy Hemoymehoymimoynihoy.(When some sponge found a Magic Pencil and made me. Now I wish to find it)

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>>5624586
>>5624592
>I have like 4 of these.
>>5624601
I've got no idea what they're saying but these must be the hip and cool band over in China.

>>5624443
Such a cute Angel! What brings you here? This is a place full of...not so sacred things.
>A young male said with a smile before walking closer to the servant of God and looks carefully, examinating her while lifting a hand closer to try to touch her wings.

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>>5624571
>The Rathian, trying her best to be inconspicuous, walks up to the Guildmarm. With potentially poor timing. ...How she managed to get into town intact, though, is still a mystery.
"Excuse me, ah... is there any quests I can do? ...Mostly to avoid having hunter sent after me all the time?"

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>>5624571
"Devil Hoe"? Nah, that won't suit me, lass. Gimme the big ones, tha demons with some meat on 'em. I wanna feel the weight of me victim's body being ripped apart.

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>>5624549

He was... Difficult to deal with but at the very least he was able to sate me for the rest of the night.

>She shrugged, resting against the chair, resting her head backwards as she casually gave Ruby a glance, a sly smirk forming on her lips as she looked playfully at her.

I was more offended by the fact that I lost my virginity to some nameless Grimm.
Since that day it was a spiral of debauchery and lust for me. Alas, poor Weiss Schnee

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>>5624549
I prefer yours. Mine looks too... Flat.
>A jab to her MSPaint 2D origins? Mayhaps.

>>5624532
I saw a deer on the way here. It stared at me as it chewed some grass.
I stared at it too. Some intense stuff.

>>5624504
Why? I like this place.

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>>5624664
Well, no, it's a really old song... From like 2015 or something...
D-Don't tell anyone I like the oldies!
>>5624614
Give me some what? I hope it's a challenge!

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So, did it taste good?

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>>5624559
I know I have.
>She gives the tool a short lick, though it was enough to go along the whole shaft. She licks it a few more times until it's coated in her saliva, before putting her mouth on the head.
>>5624612
What?
>>5624696
>She raises an eyebrow, still curious about Weiss's experiences.
How long ago was this? Do you just seek out Grimm to bang you now?
>>5624706
No, yours is way better! Mine's so stiff.

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>>5624531
There you are.
>her head tilts and their lips touch again, Ana bursting into soft laughter halfway through and balling her fists up in the man's shirt
I am taking it...that you want something more than kisses.

>>5624601
>Granny is on her in an instant, plucking one of the earbuds from Hana's ears and putting it into her own
>she starts to grin just seconds in, shaking in silent laughter
I did not know you were so direct, child, but alright.

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>>5624603
>Out the corner of her eye, she notices the man take his attention to something else. She finally looks up from her book to speak.
What's going on? Finally decided to hit on another girl?

I need someone to volunteer for a unique RP.

>>5624752
Details?

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>>5624752
(Describe "unique", anon.)

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>>5624736
I'm saying I've scrapped with a lot of people more experienced and skilled, One on one I'd destroy ya, maybe if ya had your team you could maybe last a few seconds tops
>>5624706
Eh fine, anything happens it's on you

>>5624730
Did what taste good?

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>enjoying a nice glass of milk.
>trying to not worry so much about recent events.

>>5624766
Seconding this.

>>5624766
>>5624768
I can't reveal that or it loses the fun value. Drugs are involved.

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>>5624752
I'LL TAKE THE CASE!

>>5624746
>His head perks up before looking at her and chuckles, shaking his head before answering at her question.
Nah no one called my attention tonight. Only you. Besides feel grateful I didn't try anything weird on you yet~.

>>5624744
G-granny, we can't do that... can we?
>He sweats slightly

>>5624719

>He smirks at her.

Some of my thick, hard cock.

I don't think a tiny little girl like you would be up for the challenge. I might just tear you apart.

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>>5624730
What?

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>>5624736

Me seeking Grimm to let them fuck me? Oh, Ruby...

>Weiss chuckled in response as she shook her head, carefully standing up as she walked towards her fellow Huntress, her hands cupping her cheeks before pressing her forehead against the younger girl.

You don't seem to understand, I don't let Grimm fuck me...

>She pressed her lips against hers for a brief moment, breaking the display of affection before giving her a lusty look.

... I seek Grimm to fuck them.

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>>5624784
(Details, or no fucc. Them's the rules.)

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>>5624778
>>5624803
You didn't even taste them, did you? That's terrible.

>>5624784
I volunteer the person under me.

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>>5624565
A monster...? That is most troubling. You will not like my answer, but it is the truth of the matter. Monsters down from the smallest mouse to the largest dragon are brimming with demonic energy. Engaging in your lustful behavior with them will invariably corrupt your soul. There are some species that leave very little stain and can be cleansed, even forgiven, but others not. Lamias are enchanters and try to sweep men away to their villagers through their charm and song. Perhaps you have been enticed by her? But I can only offer my advice, I cannot take any action for you.
>She lightly squeezes his palm, trying to calm down the clearly distressed man as best she could. Lying would do nothing but harm him, so it was better to offer the full truth and let him decide rather than deceive him for a moment of comfort.
What will you do?

>>5624620
Clean it up?
>She gives him a questionable look before taking another languid stroke to the tip of his dick. Each inch felt hot in her holy hands which in turn caused his rod to feel a slight numbing sensation from her holy power.

>>5624667
>The angel thrusts her wings up and to the sky in a blaze of glory. Her arms come up and point to the heavens. From above, a ring of divine line shines down through the roof of her church, welcoming the man in.
I have always been here, human. However I believe you have walked into my home. Please do not touch my wings.

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>>5624784
Dealing drugs or killing dealers?

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>>5624779
I gave Koby ya library card

>>5624736
O-oh, I must say it's refreshing to have someone NOT make fun of me

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>>5624744
>Hana blinks, cheeks flaring pink.
Don't laugh, I know it's old music.
>She pouts, crossing her arms under her chest.
>>5624802
>Hana takes a slight step back, her flushed face complimenting her pink painted whiskers.

Wait, ah...

>She stammers.

That's inappropriate!

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>>5624719
No wonder you enjoy my company.

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>>5624810
I am eating shashlik. Is good food I made comrade

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>>5624779

>Walking nearby, a certain warrior noticed the cat ears on top of the girl's head.
>Curious, he decided to approach her and get her attention by clearing his throat.

Are you one of Suzune's kinsmen?

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>>5624824
Yah, 76... What are you doing here? And hey! What are you trying to say?

>>5624813
Moreso the former.

>>5624810
>>5624812
I think that might be a little girl.

>>5624809
Don't worry about it then.

>>5624706
It sounds like you were involved in some fierce action on the way here. How'd you survive?

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>>5624842
I volunteer the person under me.

>>5624842
Drug induced sex? I might be into it

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>>5624842
Then I want none of it. Only losers and criminals use drugs

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>>5624842
(Wait. I think I know what you're hinting at, and just so you know, I'm down.)

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>>5624706
Yours has more than 2 dimensions.
You win!

>>5624776
What's the worst that could happen?

>>5624846
I blinked. It ran away.

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>>5624776
Right now, there's three of us. You really wanna try?
>>5624779
Hey Blake!
>>5624806
>Her mouth hangs wide open, like her jaw suddenly became very interested in the floor.
Y-Yo-Yo-You what?
>>5624819
>She bobs her head a bit before retracting.
I mean, I haven't done it with too many people. I like it. It's kinda cute.
>She kisses the tip before she places it in her mouth and bobs once again.

>>5624812
Yes dear angel, my cock feels so hot, and the leaking liquid won't stop, you might have to cool it down and lick up the liquid with your tongue.

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>>5624829
So we're working together? I suppose I should introduce myself.
>She holds up her hand.
...if you want to call me something, just call me 'Sensei'.

>>5624842
You make having fun very difficult, just so you know. This is a lot of effort just to get high.

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>>5624602
Be careful out there, Doodle!
>She waves at the strange hunter as he departs.

>>5624612
>She cautiously looks up above her at the empty ceiling.
Are you sure? I don't see anything up there...

>>5624662
Well uhhh...Good luck, Doodle?

>>5624680
Wait...You're...You're a...
>She quickly looked around for a nearby hunter
B-b...Be gentle now! Let's see uhm...If you can...Capture and bring back this Brachydios! Then we'll see what we can do about having these Rathian quests disappear, shall we?
>She gestures to a nearby quest on the board. Things could work out for the both of them!

>>5624682
No on the Deviljho? I should have known that wasn't big enough for you Doodle! Maybe you want to hunt a Narkakos! Giant tentacle monster that showed up out of nowhere! It's in this place called the Wyvern's End! Might be right where you want to go~ If that's not good enough...
>She starts to dig through a pile of requests that have sat for some time, clearly unrelated to any common monsters

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>>5624816
Thanks for the heads up.

>>5624838
Who?

>>5624897
Ruby!
>runs over and gives her a hug.
Are you alright?

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>>5624797
It says a lot about you that you think that's a selling point.
>She rolls her eyes and gets back to her book.

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>>5624897
Call ya sister and it's a date
>>5624893
Ah ha hahaha....you'll see

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>>5624839
Oh, before breaking out into song I was coming by to tell you it's time for bed and to start closing out your stream. And, that you like old people, too bad I'm cool and hip like the kids on the block.

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>>5624906
NO! Not doing this Japanese propaganda. How about I call you Commissar. Also I teach you slav food making

>>5624812
>He looks around as the light was shining over him, he tries to cover his eyes as he looks up to meet hers before he pouts as she negates him.
Aww really? Why? Are they that sensitive?..well anyway are you good with advices? I need some help.
>He asked while rubbing the tip of his feet against the floor while waiting for her answer.

>>5624822

>He chuckles quietly to himself, then cockily struts towards her. He tilts his head and smirks at her again.

See, I knew you would be too scared.

It's OK, only a few women are strong enough to handle me.

>>5624897
B-be careful or I'm going to-!
>He tenses up as he blows his load, a very tiny amount of cum shoots out weakly into Ruby's mouth. Surprisingly, it actually tastes somewhat good.

>>5624866
Of a sort.

>>5624890
What do you mean? It's not really date rape.

>>5624906
It's not just that!

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>>5624939
No, you are not calling me Commissar. I'm not doing this Comintern propaganda. Also, I'll teach you sweets baking.
>She keeps her hand elevated.
If you'll please, don't you think this is becoming tiresome?

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>>5624924

Suzune!
Sexy catgirl ninja with ears like you and as cute as you...
... So, I thought that maybe you two are related!

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>>5624913
>after a few days he returns with the head of monster slinged over like a bag
Here. I killed it. Too easy. Few pistol bullets took it down. Have any of the harder ones? Want to test out T-14

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>>5624913
They invisible, just go for it!
>>5624924
And Gooby wants me to fight you all, I say we need Punchy McHair so you all can last

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>>5624800
And why could we not? Here I thought I'd begun to rub you the right way.
>her lip pushes out into a fake pout, and she presses another feather soft kiss to his jaw
It is your choice, I suppose.
>a calculated glint in her eye is the only break in her facade, waiting to see gauge his reaction

>>5624822
It is cute. Such a tiny thing listening to this.
>she gives Hana's painted cheeks a little poke, bobbing her head to the music while she grins

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>>5624938
Sesange, Morrison, you're so embarrassing! I-I don't have a thing for older men! (Oh my god)
>>5624966
M-Mwo? (What?)

>Even with a heavy blush on her face, Hana narrows her eyes, hands on her hips.

Yah, I'm plenty strong! The best there is!
>>5624981
Ah, I see. I like to know at least a lil of what's gonna happen, but I'm usually down for whatever.

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What'n tarnation 'sall this? 'This the image y'all want your board to 'ave? Ooo, whee! Always knew you kiddos were up to strange stuff, but THIS...

>>5624934
(S-sorry but I don't know how to move forward, I'm trying to came up with something but no results. You wouldn't mind if we try this again other time?)

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>>5624913
>She looks over at the quest board, taking the quest to capture the Brachydios. This was going to be a bit... awkward, the monster being the hunter now. But, if it buys her some peace and quiet and protection, it'd be worth it.
"...So I just need to bring the Brachydios here then, and you'll see about getting hunters to leave me alone? ...Alright, deal."

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>>5624986
Then we need to find a compromise. I am proud Russian that wants Commissar and you are bold and strong Japanese girl that wants Sensei. What is solution wise comrade?

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>>5624897

You heard me~
But that's our little secret.

>Weiss said with a small giggle.

Riiiight~?

>>5624779

Hey Blakey~

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>>5624981
(Yeah, I got ya. I'm sure it isn't. Just a regular date, right?)
>wink

>>5625025
What language is this?

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>>5625002
>Hana puffs out her cheeks in response, rolling her eyes at the older woman.
I'm not tiny!

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>>5625030
The solution is simple.
>She withdraws her hand, folds it back to her side, and then sits, cross-legged, on the ground.
>[Whoooooooooooooooosh]

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>>5624924
I'm better than yesterday. Oh, this!
>She takes the library card out of her pocket and gives it to Blake.
What did you and Yang do with the Grimm, anyway?
>>5624936
Hm... no.
>>5624973
>She pulls her head back in shock before swallowing the teeny load.
Oh. It's... sweet.
>>5625033
Right! It's just our secret. No one needs to know.
...can you show me where you find the ones in heat?

>>5624893
Oh, the old intimidation technique. That's impressive.

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>>5624900
>The charm of the sparkling liquid intrigued the angel in further. Licking her lip, she moves in to take a hesitant small taste. It was odd, salty tasting, but oddly pleasure. It gave a rush of blood to her face that was like no other. She moves in for another, taking a lick up the front. Her hand continues jerking at his base looking for more of that tasty liquid.
Mm? Like this...?

>>5624942
Of course! I'm here for anything you may ask human. All I desire is to serve.
>She bows her head, lowering her wings as she speaks.

>>5625016
Oh, you would be perfect for this idea!

>>5625002
R-rub me?
>Caught up in his fantasy he mishears what granny said. He blushes.

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>>5625026
(That's more my fault, sorry. I need to play her less shut-off in the future. We can try again whenever you want.)

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>>5625016
I know, being as cool as me and then being a great father is a real challenge but I manage it somehow. My radiating aura of youth and 'swag' must deter your attraction towards older men when it comes to me. Plus, you're like the bratty demon child I never wanted.

>>5625095
(Sure thank you! Catch you other time!)

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>>5625098
DID YE SAY DEMON?!
STAY STILL, I'VE GOT THIS, LAD.

>>5624812
I know that! But.. But..
>He looks deep into the angel's eyes, seeking out comfort. It's clear the internal conflict is killing him inside
She's always coiling around me.. whispering in my ear.. She's so sweet and kind to me, you know? And.. and..
>He takes a deep breath. He seems to be calming down a little, but that's only because he's thinking about her actions. A little smile spreads across his face as he recalls all those wonderful things the monster does for him
It's.. She always says how much she loves me..

>>5625069
>He drops to his knees, a look of complete shock on his face.
I... I don't know what to say. I really tried my hardest to last.
>A single tear rolls down his face

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>>5625069
Then you would lose, badly, like super bad, but not the movie!

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>>5625045
The only language that matters, pardner!

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>>5624936
I'm shaking.

>>5625069
Well, your cape has more than 3 dimensions so you win by default.

>>5625073
Is it? I can't intimidate children and believe me, I've tried.

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>>5625063
What is it?
>>5625098
Hello sir

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>>5625139
>She looks up at him, and remains silent.

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>>5625137
Texas a shit

>>5625074
>He smiles at her before coughing to clear his throat before asking her.
How I make someone accept me for what I am? I already tries to speak with them but didn't work so much.
>He said before shrugging and pursing his lips, rubbing the back of his head as he knows that this wasn't the place to ask something like that.

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>>5624987
I don't know anyone by that name.

>>5625033
Hey Weiss...Look, I...I just wanted to say sorry for the things I said the other day...

>>5625069
Oh, thanks.
>takes the card back and puts it away.
I think it got away. Neo showed up again and then Weiss, everything after that is all kind of a blur to be honest.

>>5625000
Well, I don't know where Yang is at the moment, so I guess we're going to have to wait on that.

>>5625137
Cute.

>>5625016

Really?

>He places one hand on her waist. With his other hand, he unzips his pants and pulls out his thick, already erect cock. He strokes his large cock, making it even harder.

Why don't you prove it?

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>>5624991
>She looks mildly surprised as the hunter's early return.
That was fast Doodle! And looks like you didn't have any problems with her either! Let me fetch your reward~
>She walks off for a few moments, retrieving the reward money, and offering another quest.
Well, maybe you'd like the Deviljho an earlier hunter turned down?

>>5625000
If...If you say so...
>She grabs a nearby rock, giving it a quick toss up into the ceiling.

>>5625027
Mhmm mhmm mhmm~
>She nods quickly, only half paying attention to the Rathian's questioning, focused more on the prospect of her Brachydios finally being hers.
Just bring him here and I'll do that for you!
>She seemed far too overjoyed at the fact.

>>5625137
You come here to have fun, cowgirl?

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>>5625161
Ёб твoю мaть... What are your orders Sensei.

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>>5625137
Well now, what have we got 'ere?

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>>5625191
What is the deadliest one you have?

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>>5625109
Hold your fire, Mrs. Schwarzenegger.
>>5625139
Evening, water bottle guy.

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>>5625196
See, I told you the solution was simple!
>She pulls herself back up, and dusts her skirt.
Now, what was it that you had made for you to eat? I don't quite recall the name.

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>>5625182

Odd.
Well, it matters not! You're actually good-looking by your own right! Gaahahaha...
So, what's your name?

>The swordsman said as he approached the catgirl, his eyes casually taking a glance at her form.

Not bad!

>>5625215
Spy?

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>>5625138
Hi Shaking, I'm Carnage
>>5625182
That's what I was saying

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>>5625191
>She tilts her head, before heading out on the hunt.
>It takes the majority of the day, but the Rathian returns, dragging an unconscious Brachydios in with her. ...She's also covered in a few burn marks, leftover slime, and a damaged wing. ...She'll be fine, probably.
"Hah... hah... took all bloody day, but here, here's your slimey bastard. ...What even do you want with him, anyway?"

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>>5625089
Oh, don't be coy. Do you not want to roll around in the sand?
>she chortles at her gaudy joke, lashes fluttering warmly at him

>>5625060
Smaller than me. And I am not large myself, you know.
>her eyes start to drift down to Hana's chest, her smile turning to something curious as she drops down from her cheek to poke at them instead
Maybe not all tiny, though.

>>5625138
That's because the average child is a spawn from Satan that doesn't feel fear. Unless you're a clown or something.
I'd say it's pretty impressive, I've never scared off animals with a blink before.

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>>5625229
Please. Name is Soviet. Gave you that to help with kid. How is night?
>>5625232
Shashlik. Classic Russian delicacy that is like what you call shishkebabs

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>>5625191
!

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>>5625168
'Those be some MIGHTY UN-American words you're spewin', pardner.

>>5625185
Yeah, I know. I'm the best 'round!

>>5625193
Weeelp, 'could say that. But due to dialogue 'xpansion, I'm required to ask what it is y'all do for fun 'round these counties.

>>5625215
>Tips Texan-Fedora.

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>>5625294
Oh. Okay.

>>5624410
It doesn't help that all the weebshit avatars play exactly the same

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>>5625251
SPAH?
>The Engineer pulls out his trusty "Kurt Kobain's Microphone", holding it up and quickly scanning the area for any frenchman who may be lurking.

>>5625299
>Tips unusual Texas Ten Gallon

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>>5625081
Like I said, I can usually do anything. I just like to know what it would be
>>5625098
Oh my God, Morrison, you're not even my actual daddy! J-just stop all this, it's weird!
>>5625186
>The pilot wriggles in anticipation as he exposes himself, instinctively licking her lips.

I know my way around a joystick, I'm sure it's not too different!

>She exclaims with faux-confidence to cover her relative experience. Her fingers twitch, brushing experimentally against his shaft.
>>5625267
Aah! Ajumma mwohae! (What are you doing, Aunty!)

>Hana squeals, wriggling back in her seat and halfheartedly pushing at her hands.

Aigoo, you're not supposed to touch there!

>Her cheeks burn with embarrassment.

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>>5625115
Ah but you see human, lamias are quite adept at magic. Even their voice is teeming with it. It'll cause you to lose all inhibition until you're already in her grasp and by then it's usually too late. I'm surprised you're here though.
>Though her words seem dire, the angel moves in to embrace the straighter. A tranquility washes through his mind, eliminating the fear and turmoil plaguing his mind. Stillness and calm usher themselves through the body, giving him time to think clearly. She returns back after a minute or so of reflection and offers her advice once more.
I will say that the relationship is not tainted and it may be genuine. You may find yourself happier than you have ever been. However, virtue, not lasciviousness, is the path to a righteous life. Perhaps if you invited her to live with you in a human settlement you would find yourself not giving into the corruption as much as if you lived in their community. It's always possible to ask forgiveness. God shall always answer!

>>5625175
Accept you for what you are? Perhaps you can clarify for me. God accepts you with no conditions, human.
>She steps down from her alter one at a time, coming face to face with the young man. Her own height was nothing special and at this level they found themselves face to face.

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>>5625299
Just messing with you. What is your name American?
>>5625307
Want to learn how to make it?

>>5625074
>The traveler moans from the sudden sensation of her soft, warm tongue, restraining himself from immediately pushing his cock deeper
Oooohhhhhh, that feels amazing angel...

>>5625299
I want you to ride me.

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>>5625120
It's okay, really!
>She gets up to her feet and hugs the man.
You can only try your best. Thank you.
>>5625124
Sure we will.
>>5625138
Huh. I guess that is a tipping point.
Your cape is still really pretty, though.
>>5625182
At least it didn't get you.
>She gets up and hugs her friend.
I can't believe Weiss actually seeks them out to- oop!
>She holds her hands over her mouth to stop from spilling more info.

>>5625299
Well I don't speak cowboy language sadly. But mostly we fuck here for fun. So I could give you a good ride if you are up to it.

>>5625267
>Unable to to think clearly, he grabs granny's heads with both hands and kisses her passionately, letting his feelings for her completely take over

>>5625355
Would you make an exception?

>>5625330
Hi LD

>>5625299
If that mask's blockin' your vision, around here we have our fun by fuckin' and starting drama.

>>5625355
THOSE HIPS DON'T LIE

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>>5625294
Thanks, Slav. It works wonders and my mission to embarrass her is going as planned.
>>5625355
Woah there, Hana, calling me daddy all of a sudden is a bit unexpected. I don't think my worn out heart can take it.

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>>5625363
At best, it would be work. At worst, it would be a waste of time, wouldn't it? The name makes it all sound more interesting than it actually is, unfortunately.

>>5625386
>He hugs Ruby back
N-no, thank you

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>>5625258
A dad joke? Really?
Bloody hell, that's awful.

>>5625290
There's always a first time for everything, I guess.
>She shrugged, her chainmail making a slightly metallic sound.
Well, my time here is almost over.

>>5625386
>Lia took her cape off, and folded it before giving it Rubes.
Have this then. I can always get another one.

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>check new thread before leaving work
>Everything going much better

Keep up the good work /erp/

>>5625446
Fright Night Theme when

>>5625446
It'd be even better if you would fuck off and never return

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>>5625386
Thank you for agreeing with me
>>5625440
You had ya shot at escaping

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>>5625330
Oui

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>>5625415
With her behavior is all perfect sir.
>>5625420
Alright. So follow closely. First get many meat. I use pork since I like it the most.
>slaps down a mound of pork
Next get knife and cut it to good big pieces

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>>5625415
But that's what you said you were, Daddy. Something wrong?
>>5625400
I have my suspicions, but sure.
>>5625409
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

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>>5625403

>>5625479
It's never going to stick

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>>5625495
>She, with a casual smile, spears a knife right down through the mound of pork. Her head remains turned to face him, and she shrugs.
This is already a big piece. The skewer comes next, for kebabs?

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>>5625233
I bet you say that to all the girls.
>as he came close, she started to smell her teammates on him.
Blake. What's yours?

>>5625258
Why does she want to fight you anyways?

>>5625386
>leans in to whisper
I already know. Smelled them on her while we were...well, you know, you were watching.

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>Sakuya catches the scent of something sweet.

Aussa come out now!

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>>5625363
'Names J/aco/lyn. Proud sheriff of this here website's greatest board.

>>5625378
Well, where's ya' saddle, silly Anon?
>Hearty Texan laugh.

>>5625389
Ridin'? Now what's that 'ave to do with sexual interc-... Ah... R-Right. -Cough-, well, what's 'n it for me, pardner?

>>5625404
Fuckin' 'n drama, eh? What, y'all live in some sorta eternal soap opera?

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>>5625069

It would be a pleasure~

>Said Weiss with a sly grin before kissing Ruby again, giggling before hooking her arm with her beloved friend.

>>5625182

Hey, it's OK. I forgive you.
I mean, I can't be angry at my pets~

>Weiss said with a teasing, taunting smirk and a wink. Of course, she had no malicious intent, she was just playing with her Faunus friend.

>>5625516
>tf2 shitposting
>cringey filenames
>not LD

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>>5625485
THAT SPY AIN'T ON OUR SIDE!

>>5625359
Well, let's say someone from my family don't like my way to live. I don't do anything bad in my opinion but it seems they don't like it. So should I change for them or stick to myself?
>He asked while looking at her eyes, having her closer to him, he realizes that she wasn't that tall as he thoughts first.

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>>5625222
The deadliest one? Maybe the...Gore Magala?

>>5625263
>Her eyes go wide, ignoring the Rathian as she dragged the Brachydios in.
You..You brought him back?! Not even Doodle managed to do this!
>She pulls out a small stack of documents, tearing them in half as she practically flies over to the Brachydios, gently running her hands along the wounded monster.
And what else would I want with him? He's my new husband of course!

>>5625295
Gwah! D-doodle! Help!

>>5625440
Mhm. If you keep trying, I'm sure you'll scare the pants off those kids.
>He nods, confidently pumping his fist.
You going somewhere?

>>5625547
>/aco/
>Greatest board
In what universe

>>5625540
>From out of the darkness flies a wrench and nothing else

>>5625550
>LD is the only person on 4chan who names their files and plays TF2

Probably some fag from >>5582040
Just ignore it.

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>>5624403
Sorry I had to do some things.
I don't have any images of him for a folder, but if you are about tomorrow in the thread we could play?
Or we could do something on discord.

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>>5625495
Mission status is going down fast, abort, abort!
>>5625510
Hana, you stop this at once. We do not promote or tolerate incest in this household.

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>>5625538
She said I was a B list threat when I'm clearly an A

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>>5625535
Not yet. Need to get marinade. For a lot of flavor friend told me to add olive oil, vinegar, soy sauce, spice mix, salt, and pepper. Make sure is enough to cover all of meat

>>5625355

>His cock twitches in response to her touch, the head rubbing up against her fingers. He reaches his hands behind her, groping her tight little rear.

Since you seem so confident, I was wondering if you'd be up for something extra challenging.

>He slides his fingers between her ass cheeks. With one finger, he presses down over where her asshole would be.

>>5625601
What's your discord?

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>>5625538

Only those who are actually good-looking enough!

>Indeed! The scent of Ruby, Yang and even Weiss were somewhat noticeable for the sharp senses of a Faunus like her.
>Arms crossed in front of his chest, the man introduced himself with a slight nod and a cocky grin.

The name is Rance. Just Rance.
Nice to meet you, Blake~

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>>5625602
WHAT IS HAPPENINGS?

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>>5625587
>Gets hit in the head.
Stupid engineering.

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>>5625570
>fffzzzt
....

>>5625547
Well I'm sure you can imagine the answer...
>He coughs a bit while pointing with his finger towards his crotch, giving her a message before talking again
You can look it for yourself or if you are talking about money...Say your price or what not

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>>5625423
>She holds the hug, nuzzling her face in his shoulder.
This is nice.
>>5625440
Oh! Thank you!
>>5625483
Yeah, totally, no problem.
>>5625538
>She blinks twice.
Oh. Right. I probably should have guessed that.
>>5625549
>She kisses Weiss back, happily letting her take her by the arm.
But... before we go...

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>>5625607
Too much trouble.
>She dumps a couple cups of sugar on top of the pork, and then points to where it coats the mound.
Can you rub that in? It should be enough. Oh, wait.
>She pulls her knife out, the tip glinting as it sails in a dangerous arc near her new Communist friend, and then wipes the blade on his clothing before putting it away.
There.

>>5625642
You're the one who didn't even try to dodge!
>The voice rapidly fades away

>>5625617
Hi Lupin

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>>5625570
"Wait... you wanted the Brachydios... to mate with? I... tch... humans."
>She just rolls her eyes for a moment, tapping her chin for a moment. But then something else comes to mind.
"...Er, hold on, him? ...Oh great, I wasted all that time getting the wrong one. I thought that was the one you asked for..."
>Looks like the Rathian made a little mistake, and brought back a FEMALE Brachydios. Well, this could be awkward.

>>5625554
Need a dispenser here.

>>5625547
>He chuckles
That was supposed to be an innuendo...

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>>5625638
I SAID ABORT, DAMN IT. GET OUR MEN OUT OF THERE!

>>5625547
Soap opera sounds pretty accurate.
Not a fan of it myself, I'm mostly just here to fuck cuties that I like.

What brings you 'round these here parts though?

i want to kiss flannery

>>5625359
>His breathing slows down little by little until he's calm again. He might be pressing against her but her embrace feels so sweet and chaste that he can't bring himself to think lewd thoughts. When he's released he stumbles for a moment, trying to regain his footing
She said she wouldn't.. try anything until I said yes. But she was insistent I live with her. She said she doesn't want any human women stealing me away.. B-but I heard horrible things happen to corrupted humans, like they can only thing of sex!
>He wrings his hands for a moment, knowing he hasn't got long before he totally falls for her charms.

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>>5625373
>The sight of the happy man was enough to warm the angel's smile. If her ultimate goal was to bring joy to man, she certainly seemed to be accomplishing it. Maybe if she went further, she would get even more mouth of him. Her tongue slid along his head in tiny circles before she presses her lips against it. Opening them ever so slightly, she moves only the tip inside.
Mnn...cheer up sir...

>>5625566
I see. While family is always important, as long as you do not stray into the path of darkness God shall always be accepting of you. The answer isn't something I can give, it is something you must weigh. Whatever it is, do you feel as though you are right? If so, there is no need to change. They shall live their own lives and you shall live yours.
>She stares at him with pure blue eyes with a calming smile. All tension seems to fade as a harmony of singing voices gently fill his ears.

>>5625660
>He falls asleep in Ruby's arms

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>>5625662
>gets the rest of ingredients in bowl and throws pork covered in sugar into bowl and starts mixing with hands
If this tastes good when I grill this my next worry is Sugar overdose
>>5625701
>CHEEKI BREEKIS AWAY

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Hey guys. I'm here to uhh..fuck a dog lady In guess. It's gonna be that final shovel of dirt piled on my grave. Once i'm fully dead inside, then i'll start fucking the rest of you too I guess.

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>A spotlight shines down in the middle of the room, the focus being on just a single man with a mic in his hand striking a rather flashy and stupid pose. He remains silent for just a moment before suddenly shouting out to anyone who could hear him.
It's time for the hottest travel show to finally grace the darkest corner of the /trash/ netherworld! That's right, you know what it is! It's time foooooooooooooooooor.....
>He strikes another pose, pointing out to the crowd he didn't actually have yet.
Tripping with Axel! /erp/ special edition!
>He pauses, awkwardly waiting for cheers and applause that wont come. But despite the cold reception he keeps going, determined to see this through.
So I'm sure you're all wondering. "Oh, what's this handsome Dark Hero doing way out in the middle of this literal heap of garbage and debauchery?" or "Why bother coming to this hellhole of shitposting, false flagging, fear mongering and general bullshit?" or even "Can I have your autograph and fight to the death to prove that I'm your number one fan?!" Well, to answer that last question, yes you can! Details for the 'We love Axel!!! death battle of the century!!' event will come at the end of the show. But for the other questions? It's simple really. I'm here to see if this godforsaken place is secretly a brimming tourist hotspot! How do I intend to do that you ask? Through interviews of course!
>Right on cue, two chairs and a table slide onto the scene. Axel gracefully plants himself down into one of the chairs, kicks his legs up onto the table and winks at his nonexistent crowd, the mic extended out towards them.
So come on down Anons and Avatars! Have a seat and give me all the dirty details about this place so we can see for sure if it's REALLY worth coming down to /erp/ for a night of hot sticky shame or if you're better off staying in a dark corner of your room with a bottle of lotion and a crusty sock!

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>>5625399
>her hands join his as they merge, an overwhelmed squeak coming from her as his tongue dips into her mouth
>Ana all but melts in his arms, standing up on her tiptoes to get as much of him as she can
Oh...

>>5625355
>the hands of a sniper are deft hands indeed, and she flicks and swats Hana's hands away at every grab they make, ending with a little flick to her nose
Oh, la al'anin. (Oh, don't whine.)
>a much firmer honk of Hana's chest is taken, Ana experimentally rolling the clothed flesh around in her hand
Show me how much of a woman you've become, eh?

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>>5625688
Nah, build your own dispenser pardner. I'm on break.

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>>5625660
Welcome, kiddo.
>Lia patted Ruby's head before spinning around and marching off, whistling "Die Wacht am Rhein".

>>5625483
I'm escaping now, red man.
I'll be back.

>>5625581
Home. Probably take a bath and get me some pictures of myself.
>Because she's literally an OC and has no pictures to be lewd with, so I'll have to draw/Photoshop some.
By the way, the name is Lia. Pleasure, etc, etc.
>With that said, she headed off to somewhere in the distance.

Odds rp.
Evens game.
Dubs first reply decides.

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>>5625602
I didn't imply incest, you did. Daddy.
>>5625613
Think you can, ah... Keep up with me?

>She goads him in response to his words, her thumbs rubbing small circles up the underside of his cock. As he prods her asshole through her suit she lurches forward, gasping sharply.

Nnh! What kind of challenge is this?

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>>5625738
Better buy me a drink first
>>5625660
Ya not so bad Gooby....if it wasn't for that B list crack I wouldn't hate ya guts

>>5625777
Trips and what?

>>5625777
kill yourself

>Generic anime male avatar making an introduction like he'll get actual replies
Wew

>>5625777
Lucky sevens.

>>5625744
Interviews? So you going to ask questions or something?

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>>5625775
So long person
>>5625777
So...trips means?

>>5625617
Not sure I want to post it here to be honest.. You got any hold ups like that?

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>>5625554
>Ambassador equipped
>fires two shots between his eyes before blowing the smoking barrel of the pistol
I never really was

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>parks T-14
Here we are NOD unit

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>>5625650
D-doodle? Help?
>She took a few steps towards the red creature that prompted her to throw it, gently tugging on his arm.
Please?

>>5625680
You...You got the wrong one?!
>In a panic, she looked it over, noticing that it was, indeed, a woman. With a heavy sigh, she gave the unconscious Wyvern's head a few strokes.
Well, I guess this will just have to do then~ Thank you Miss Rathian!

>>5625775
Makes sense.
>He throws up the peace sign.
Cya Lia, have a good one.

>>5625744
I'll have you know I bring my sock AND my lotion when I come to /erp/

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>>5625734
>Sprints for safety and fails, just like his mission at hand.
>>5625779
Hana! I-Gah! I did not mean to imply anything sexual or the like and quit saying daddy while were on this current subject, it feels wrong.

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>>5625570
YES THAT ONE

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>>5625771
>Hana wrinkles her nose in reply, yowling as the older sniper gropes her soft flesh.
What's all this a-about?
>She stammers, wriggling and planting her hands at Ana's shoulders. Hana bites her lower lip, back arching.
A-Ana, wha...

>>5625717
>He hears her reply and he nods, it was the most clear and intellingent he heard so far. The only way to be happy with his family was to live his own life. He smiles at her, the feeling of worry that was inside of him dissapear and as result he let out a sigh.
Well..That helped for sure. Thank you! I really have to thank you somehow! What is your name and do you accept some kind of...donation or something like that?

ARMATA A SHIT SEP2 IS BEST TANKFU

>>5625771
>After a few sensual kisses, he pulls back and looks her in the eyes
Granny, I want you...

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>>5625837
I ain't no Doodle! And that big ass thing is an alien hunter, he can take mad quests from ya

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>>5625794
>>5625804
>>5625817
I didn't imagine i'd get trips or lucky 7s. Heres what i'll do. Odds i'll rp as the first character from my list of characters(my upcoming character Serena included) someone says and I won't rp as anyone else until I get a full rp with them. Evens I show my entire ps2 library and I play the first game someone says.

Sounds like a good plan, right?
Dubs/Trips will just be treated like normal odds or evens. 0 reroll.
Got to do something special for 777.

>>5625803
You didn't read his intro right? Besides he accepts anon and avas so why not.

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>>5625880
Fite me.