My bad. THIS is the hg thread.
>>5623640
You're an asshole.
>>5623581 (Alice)
Lemme guess, accidentally stumbled in? Hell, nobody's saying you HAVE to participate.
>>5623583 (Subaru)
Uhuh? Prove it.
>>5623640
Nice one son
>>5623640
What the hell man?
>>5623662
I'm sorry Rika-tan, I kind of forgot what we were talking about!
>>5623584(Boy that looks like a girl)
What's with these negative waves all of a sudden? It's almost like you want to make me cry...
>>5623590(Canada)
I'm just saying what I know! I don't hate you, but Russia's different. He's...cool.
>>5623606(cat)
>he puffs his cheeks out and turns away from her
>>5623624(courtguy)
That's assuming you'd be humiliated! Having my name on your body is an honor, and most people would die for that.
>>5623600
>kills
>>5623608
Purposely? What made you think that? I promise you that if I could avoid this place, then I certainly would.
>>5623624
Did I what? I can do many things, but you're going to have to be more specific.
>>5623662
A lucky guess, but a correct one. But if I don't participate, how am I ever going to find my way out?
First 24!
>>5623581
>>5623685
Hey, hey! What's shaking hot stuff?
U BETTIR FIX DIS!
>>5623640
>>5623640
>"And you wonder why no one likes you."
That's rude of Leviathan. Even if it is true.
>>5623581(Miss ???)
You don't wish to be here. In any case, I hope you find some enjoyment in it.
>>5623692
Natsuki Subaru
>>5623692
Major Onizuka
>>5623692
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5623692
Starman
>>5623692
Mini Mecha Nidai
>>5623692
Eggman-kun
>>5623692
Treeborn frog
>>5623692
Courfeyrac
>>5623692
Alice
>>5623692
Ussoppu
>>5623692
Red
>>5623683
>She rolls her eyes
Oh, fine, be that way.
>>5623685
Not lucky, educated. Story of about half the people here.
Did you ever consider just searching around? You know, outside the games?
>>5623692
Rika
>>5623692
Komachi
>>5623692
Half-Minute Yushia
Betty the demon
>>5623692
Kellam
>>5623606 (Mirai)
Just beleive me, stupid
>>5623692
Alvin
>>5623692
Reigen Arataka
>>5623692
Corvo Attano
>>5623692
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5623606 (Something about Korean BBQ)
...Well, I hope you like this place, because it seems relatively cheap and easy to the eyes! You ready to go inside, or are you chicken? Don't worry, the hero won't think less of you!
>>5623581 (Alice)
H-Hey, it's Alice! Yo, dude! Disregarding that interesting entrance, how are you? I haven't seen you in ages!
>>5623683
Ha, ha, because he's Russia. In all seriousness, he is unnerving and creepy, even you have to agree with me there!
>>5623692
Kirigiri
>>5623692
Aksis Prime
Femcol
>>5623692
Yukine
>>5623692
Squigly
>>5623692
The Player
>>5623692
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5623692
Nagito Komaeda
>>5623692
Mirai
>>5623692
Sakura Saber
>>5623695
>right clicks
Fellas. Stop being me. Only I'm allowed to be THIS autistic.
>>5623696
Oh I will sweetheart. This place is just the bee's knees, when it comes to Heroism!
>>5623692
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5623683
I don't, but someone has to tell you these things...
>>5623715
What way? You're talking nonsense now. All I want is to have some fun!
>>5623732
Now that you've mentioned it he does speak with a creepy accent. It's almost like he can't be bothered to learn how to speak right. He also doesn't blink which is creepy.
Horny pokemon
>>5623683
>He hands you the slip of paper from before
I'm not most people then.
>>5623685
Were you...levitating there a second ago? I could have sworn you were.
>>5623693
You, if you keep regarding me by that ridiculous name.
I'm Alice, you'd best remember it well, sir.
>>5623696
That would be the best case, but I can't find enjoyment when I don't even know where I am, not to mention being in a constant free for all is less than desirable.
>>5623715
Of course it's concerned me, though it's easier said than done.
>>5623732
I'm sorry sir, have we spoken once before? I'm afraid my memories of this place are quite hazy.
Gonna smoke a cig back in 5
NO and im not Littlecunt.
>>5623796
I asked why you come and go so abruptly. You talked about having official business and crap, and you pretended to forget as soon as I asked for proof. Happy?
>>5623807
When'd I say anything about concern?
>>5623762
>counterkissu
>>5623805
One might see it that way, but I'm afraid it's nothing more complicated than simply floating using my dress.
>>5623825
Stop being difficult.
>>5623815
>Littledick
I want to ship with Rinoa.
>>5623775
Sorry but the cancer has been so bad that its multiplied.
>>5623835
Or what? You're the one misunderstanding me. What's so difficult about looking around without fighting?
>>5623840
B-back off, I saw her first.
>>5623846
I'll fuck you up mate. You don't know jack shit about how to handle all this MAHAAAAA.
>>5623796
It's a Russian accent, not like Soviet's at all. I dunno what it is about him that's so creepy. You think him not blinking is bad? Have you ever seen him NOT smiling? Or having a gentle demeanour? Like, at all? There's something about him that's... Weird.
>>5623807
Huh? You don't remember me? Then again, it has been a while since we've spoken...
>He clears his throat, giving her a joyful smile.
Alfred Jones! Don't feel bad for forgetting me if you've seen me before, that just gives us a good opportunity to start over! Your name is Alice, correct?
>>5623782
*she gives off a little smile*
This place does make the impossible really simple.
>>5623807
You don't need to know where you are to have fun, miss. Plus there's the option of not participating.
>>5623807
Do I look like that much of a dude to ya? Huh... this is a first. Anyhow...
>She grabs Alice's hand, and shakes it vigorously.
My name is Yushia, and I am a Hero... a Half-Minute Hero! It's nice to meet ya Alice. Also, come on... give me a nice smile!
>>5623789
I don't think I can believe you. If nobody has told me now then it's probably all in your head. I say you should loosen up a bit. Being all business all the time isn't good for you.
>>5623805
No fun allow I guess...
>he signs the piece of paper over his leg and gives it back
All you're getting is "Nat".
>>5623825
I'm sure you understand official business, Ms. Engineer. You've got stuff to do, like fix your tanks and stuff, right?
>>5623858
He's happy I guess. most people I've seen don't stop smiling. This clown guy named Roswal doesn't really stop smiling...a-and I guess that's enough to spook me out too...
>>5623856
fuck you kamina
>>5623856
Maybe one day i will.
>>5623868
N-no i'm just samefagging.
>>5623877
Hmph, I am most certainly not "All business all the time".
>>5623877
My last name is Asakura if you're going to be all fancy about it, now.
Tch, not really. They don't need much maintenance when you barely use them. I'm just sitting here and waiting for crap.
>>5623887
I-i'm not my dad.
>>5623892
S-stop.
>>5623835
That's actually pretty complicated. How in hell would anyone be able to float in mid air just by lifting their dress?
>>5623877
Nat! That's a lovely name, even if it is only a fraction of your real one. Do you mind if I call you that?
>>5623877
Well, there's one problem; he says unsettling things with a grin on his face. Like you, but with much more dramatic stuff added to it. Clowns are creepy, yes, but Russia goes past Uncanny Valley and straight to Hell, Norway.
>>5623903
I can't control it!
>>5623850
>She timidly grinds her foot into the ground, visibly growing impatient
What's difficult about it is that everyone wants to kill me.
>>5623858
Yes, I'm Alice. It's nice to meet you, Alfred. Even if I don't remember you, I guess it's nice to see a familiar face.
>>5623869
I suppose your right, but if it weren't for the arena, I'd have nothing left to question, and in that case, I'd be better off dead.
>>5623872
>She voids eye contact at all cost.
I-I don't owe you anything, Yushia, unless you'd like to meet my blade.
>>5623908
Well, I...I don't know, I guess I never really thought about it, it just comes natural like.
How do you get around?
>>5623921
Why would you want to aim for me? I'd imposter someone more cool...like...Fucking Garnet. Everyone loves Garnet.
check it
>>5623751
>Okay, what the fuck
>>5623927
If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead by now. Calm down.
And besides, it's like I said, you don't have to actually participate.
>>5623930
What about Fyxe?
>>5623943
Bump it and put me in it.
>>5623869
It sure does miss... It sure does. Anyways, I am going to get out of your hair now.
>She begins to march in place, readying herself.
Soooo... it was nice talking to you sweetheart!
>And in a instant, she off. Running at break neck speeds.
>>5623927
Ooooh... I think I heard you stutter a bit. Isn't that something! Buuuuut... fine, you don't need to give me anything. Just promise you'll smile once in a while! We need more smiles than violence.
>>5623943
Looks cool.
Good luck on your first time hosting.
>>5623943
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy him?
>>5623943
My district's kinda empty, isn't it...? ah well, let's go.
>>5623954
Y-yeah, go be fyxe instead of me please.
>>5623927
Better off...
Don't ever say that near me again. As long as you're alive, there are things to live for.
>>5623943
It seems like it will stay at 24. Good luck everyone.
>>5623927
Darn right, dude! I'm, like, the most unforgettable person here, so even if you've forgotten me until now, you won't be forgetting me anytime soon, that's for sure!
...Anyway, I do remember seeing you here. We talked about... Wonderland, I think? Yeah. Was that a different Alice?
>>5623943
Hey, it's miss Kirigiri! Go ahead, dude!
>>5623943
I'm ready over here.
>>5623943
Lets doi et!
>>5623898
I don't think I've seen you let loose since you've got here. Would it kill you to do something a little risky, or are you too scared to take chances?
>>5623900
Asakura? That's the first time I've ever heard your last name. Did you just get it recently?
If you're waiting then I guess I'll wait to.
>he sits facing Rika-tan
...
>>5623908
Nat's perfectly fine.
However, if you call me Suby I'll hit you.
>>5623913
He wouldn't happen to be into the occult, would he? That might explain his eccentric behavior.
>>5623964
>>5623943
It's good. Keep going.
>>5623962
actually... is like the 4 or 5 time i host
>>5623943
Rooting for Reigen.
>Mfw imposter and me are using up all the go pics I bothered to download
W-we're hitting the limit, Jim.
>>5623957
*she yells out*
I didn't get your- She's gone. Safe travels, miss.
>>5623981
Oh? Well, so you hosted more time than me in fact, ah ah!
Let's go Colette!
>>5623979
>Suby
that rhymes with Ruby, so that means you wanna fuck her.
>>5623967
You know i would just cuck you. Oh shit i'm out of pics.
>>5623943
I accept this challenge.
>>5623927
Horse carriages. Walking. Depends on how far I need to go, really.
>>5623979
Understood, Suby!
>>5623979
...No, I don't think so. You can summon him instead of a demon, however, so does that count? I mean, Ivan's an interesting guy, that's for sure.
>>5623999
How on earth did you ever come to this conclusion? Do I look like Kamina to you?
>>5624008
...
I don't think you heard me. If you call me Suby, you will die.
>>5623999
Who doesn't?
>>5623943
START!
>>5623998
>Slaps your ass
>>5624023
like a young Kamina.
>>5623979
Faggot-kun! How can I get Felix to love me?
>>5623999
>>5624024
Anon.
>>5624028
I... All I have is burgers, I'll be honest with you.
>>5623979
Taking unnecessary risks is foolish. I don't know why hot-headed idiots like you enjoy putting yourself at risk over the most trivial things.
I love you Yuno.
>>5624031
>slaps your face with Tail.
You're the Grimes impostor, right? Or maybe the real one? It's kinda hard to know now he accepted his true desires...
>>5624028
Alright
>
Alright
>>5624028
>chainsaw
It's time...
>>5624015
That settles it! He's obviously a demon sent here to destroy this world. There's no other possible explanation for this.
>>5624032
I think I'm older than him, actually. He's not 18 yet, right?
>>5624034
>ignores
>>5624028
Time to get moving.
>>5623949
I'm sorry, I'm very much on edge. And if I weren't to participate, what would I be left to do?
>>5623957
Smiling and violence is quite the contradiction, how am I suppose to smile amidst so much savagery?
>>5623968
I'm sorry to offend...I had no idea you were...dead.
>>5623971
I'm well aware of Wonderland, but still I don't remember speaking to you specifically.
What was I wearing when we last spoke?
>>5624008
You seem quite knowledgeable on the subject, tell me, have you seen a train pass through here?
It doesn't matter when, or where.
>>5624028
Tradition is meant to be followed, if you don't follow it, then I will have to do something about it.
>>5623943
Let's do it to it!
>>5624028
You take this... I'll take that... And we're good!
>>5624054
>pokes with a dildo taped to a stick
Faggot-kun!
>>5623979
Don't be stupid, that's always been my last name.
You don't even know what the hell I'm waiting for, anyways.
>>5624064
Talk or just hurry the hell up on finding a way out?
>>5624028
Hehehe.... I bet Urotsuki wouldn't mind me using one.
>>5624028
Someone gave me this Bolin mask before I arrived
I wanna fuck you all
>>5624023
Why? What's wrong with Suby? It sounds like a perfectly fine nickname.
>>5624064
...Now that I think about it, no, I haven't.
>>5624080
Sorry, kid.
One: you're too young
and Two: I don't go for guys.
>>5624054
That's actually the most plausible explanation I've heard for his existence in a long time, I'll be honest with you. A demon sent to annex this Earth... Do you still think he's a nice guy, dude?
>>5624064
Hm. What WERE you wearing? I didn't really pay any attention to the dresses, but lemme just think of it real quick...
...Blue dress, white apron. Basically what you're wearing right now. That didn't really help, did it? Is there another Alice around I've been speaking to?
>>5624064
I'm sorry for lashing out on you like that, miss. It's a sensitive subject to me. You must have your reasons.
>>5624080
Everyone is so vulgar today.
>>5624028
Looks like someone died from hunger in the hunger games!. funny...? no..? ok
>>5624064
Same way I always do it, do it to mask your own fears while also doing it to unsettle your enemies!
I mean really, who would smile while riding an awesome dragon? Um... don't answer that.
>>5624046
You get more accomplished in life if you risk it all to win big. Ask anyone here and they'll tell you life isn't about sitting by the sea and wishing to go sailing.
>>5624067
>ignores even harder
>>5624072
And? There's nothing wrong with waiting with a friend.
But if you're waiting for me to die of old age you'll be waiting for a very, very long time.
>>5624098
Just don't call me that. It's not what I want. Call me whatever you want, but that's off limits.
>>5624118
...Burgers? Sweet! I mean, there's weapons and that everywhere, but I ain't interested in that!
>>5624111
These look like classic Yosuke reaction images.
>>5624118
I feel like... The mood... Mhh, it kinda reminds me of that movie, the truman show...
That game wouldn't happen to be broadcasted, Colette?
>>5624111
Sure do! Nobody here can beat that guy in a niceness contest!
>>5624118
But the two of us are guys. Coven's are for witches only, right?
>>5624118
Huh, what spooked him?
>>5624111
So what is your opinion on France?
I don't drink, but if I must...
>>5624135
Emilia killed herself!
>>5624135
And why do you assume you're a friend?
>>5624118
They're his children, we're assaulting him with his children
>>5624118
Yeeea- Wait... wait a minute... why won't you stoooooop!!
>Goes into space, and falls straight back on earth. Her head buried in the soil.
Hmph!! Hmph!!
Niceu... Niceu...
>rubs hands together
Everything is going as planned...
>>5624165
>
>>5624167
There's no getting out of this. Everything you say regarding our friendship will go in one ear and out the other.
>>5624178
>
>>5624156
What kind of movie?
>>5624135
It's good that I don't wish for anything then. And if I need to sail, then I shall.
>>5624148
Huh? What do you mean, Anon?
>>5624159
No one? Literally-- Literally no one could beat him in a niceness contest? Dude, are you sure on that there? Like, what makes him so nice?
>>5624161
France is a good man, even if he's a bit perverse at times! After all, if I didn't pick England, I'd probably be his little brother! He's a cool dude!
>>5624178
...U-Uh, sir? You seem to be drooling there. Is everything okay?
>>5624072
I'd much like to do one or the other, just..where to start..
>>5624098
That's quite odd, not even so much as a railroad?
>>5624111
Why, that's not right, I'm sure there's only one Alice, and I am her!
I'm sorry, this is all too much for me to bear.
>>5624114
It's quite alright, I'm not the best when it comes to respecting people's insecurities.
>>5624118
I won't end your life if you tell me what you know! Out with it! Before I change my mind.
>>5624124
There are other ways to mask your own fear, and smiling does not fall into my strategy.
>>5624190
And Rem. Both dead.
>>5624156
The anons are watching... that counts?
>>5624118
2Spooky4starman
>>5624207
How does France feel about the terrorist attacks that happened to him?
>>5624190
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
And if you wanna know, I'm waiting for someone to come here. And it might just take a while.
>>5624209
Well, you're already talking. To find a way out, picking a direction and going helps.
>>5624214
EGGMAN!!!
>>5624200
Hmm... Oh it's a.. hmm, how would I put it. A dramatic comedy?
It's about a guy whose whole life has been a giant reality show. Since birth, the whole world has been watching him in his daily life, and every person he knows, his friends, his parents are actually actors.
A great movie if you ask me Betty, would recommand
>>5624201
That's risky! You might not want to do something so foolish.
>>5624207
I can't really pinpoint it, but it has to be his face. Something about it screams "I'm a nice guy. Please trust me."
>>5624210
>
>>5624214
Nah... The only woman for me is dead...
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
wait forget the last one . i'm not that type of monster
>>5624135
>He shrugs, then extends his arm for a handshake
If you say so, Nat. The name's Courfeyrac - call me whatever you like.
>>5624209
Not as far as I've seen.
>>5624214
I don't see the purpose in doing this, but I'll be damned if I'm not having fun!
>>5624214
Mhh, that's what I thought. Well, if I knew i'd have prepared myself a bit better than that.
I'll just take a nap for now...
>camp gets raided
>>5624209
But come on, it'll look cute on you...
>She let's out a heavy sigh, and looks at Alice with a defeated look.
Fine... I won't try to bother you there. Anyways, why are you here Alice?
>>5624241
SUBARU YOU FUCK
>>5624249
>hey
>buddy
>pal
>amigo
>stop that right now
>and nobody will died tonight
>>5624249
>>5624237
Oh! I watched that movie with my demonic family!
U humons and furres are werd.
I lik et!
>>5624214
It's always pretty funny to see how people react to ghosts. They may be dead, but they're still people... Most of the time.
>>5624249
haha imagine if i pissed off red and he battled pokemon with me haha
you know......pokemon?? what if red fought with pokemon haha just an idea....
>>5624214
If that thing starts rapping at my chamber door once more...
>>5624233
Is it a friend of yours? Is she nice? Maybe she's good looking! Hey Rika-tan, is your friend single?
>>5624255
>he shakes his hand with his sweaty hand
Courteous...what kind of whack-o name is that?
>>5624209
Hey Alice, do u use a chainsaw before?
>>5624241
Cheeky. I said I don't take unnecessary risks, but if a lives are on the line, I shall throw myself into the fray without hesitation.
>>5624209
It's okay, miss. You couldn't have known. Though I am concerned. Why do you feel that way?
>>5624209
Nah, nah, I don't hold it against ya for not being able to comprehend all of this! I mean, it's just a thought I had, but I could potentially be wrong there! A silly thought, but a thought nonetheless, amirite?
...I must sound totally crazy. I'm sorry about that.
>>5624224
A bit weak and sad about what happened, I'll be honest with ya. I haven't really spoken to him about it, dude.
>>5624241
Well, he DOES smile all the time, after all. He seems gentle, but he must be hiding something beneath the mask... Wait, but I smile all the time, too! Is it because he's like a gentle giant?
>>5624280
Weird?!
Huuh, well don't you just said you watched that movie too?
But no problem Betty, I like you too. Your presence is refreshing here.
>>5624249
>Red imposter
Am I next?
>>5624294
My first and best friend. Sure, yeah.... And why the hell do you care for that last one??
>>5624214
Why you take the candy of that guy?
>>5624307
Aww! Thnx furre cat!
>>5624294
>He frowns slightly upon touching Nat's sweat, but holds the handshake through it
Er, that'd be *Courfeyrac*. It's a French name.
>>5624324
This isn't water, is it?
>>5624324
A black cape? Hell no, I'm wearing an American flag instead, dude!
>>5624272
Yes?
>>5624299
We're not on the same page then! What do you consider an unnecessary risk?
>>5624305
I've never seen him outwardly hurt anybody, except when you refuse his vodka. You on the other hand...I've seen you get angry. I wouldn't say you've got good temperament control.
>>5624321
Maybe I'm trying to get lucky...
>>5624324
I'm not a necromancer, but I bet I could sell this at a high price.
>>5624233
But which way to go? I don't even have as much as a simple map.
I'd be only more lost than I was when I came here.
>>5624255
And what have you seen, then? The impression I'm getting is not much.
>>5624265
It's quite simple really, I feel down a rabbit hole. Left here alone with nothing but a gift from a cat.
>She looks over the blade in her hand, covered in dry blood
>>5624297
My blade is all I need.
>>5624324
G-Good one psychic-tan. Remind me never to carve pumpkins with you ever again...
>>5624324
STEAL?
Wait, I just tagged along, I've been asked to find the ginger girl, and I did, nothing me.
>>5624335
Cat? Herrr, that's a new one.
I'm a fox... dog... the two at the same time, whatever.
>>5624359
Where can I find Felix' pantsu?
>>5624305
I bet Napoleon is praying he gets war like again
>>5624324
A spirit, huh?
...Kick back and relax.
>>5624366
Pfft. You don't get 'more' lost. This place is weird like that, actually.
>>5624359
>She doesn't say anything. Just glares. Murderously.
>>5624359
Okarin, you are a gigantic flaming faggot and your waifu is shit. Mahiru is shit. Pure fucking dumpster fire garbage.
>>5624366
I gotta say, that blade right there is pretty edgy looking. But hey,
>She shrugs her shoulders, and smiles at Alice.
I used a chainsaw once. And that, was pretty fun! Let me guess this, you need a way out... or at least a way to get here to home right?
I lost one of my arms in my weapon factory. The limb clogged the system, caused a fire, and the place burnt down to nothing.
Now I can say I'm unarmed.
ba dum tsss
>>5624337
Court-fir-rack! What part of France do you come from? I'm sure wherever it is is beau-ti-ful! I'm actually kind of jealous I can't visit.
>>5624380
Felix is a guy, anon. He probably wears boxer briefs.
>>5624399
Let me rephrase that:
I'm trying to see if she wants to become "more than friends".
>>5624379
I wish I had e pet...
>>5624359
Well, yes, I have emotions as well. I can't exactly be the sane man all the time, after all. However, Russia's really creepy because he's so gentle all the time! At least with me, you can expect me not to snap!
...If it makes me seem any kinder, I don't swear at all.
>>5624391
Isn't Napoleon dead, dude? I don't think he can pray for another war if he's dead, bro.
>>5624324
Welp... better luck next time
>>5624359
If someone were to insult me, I wouldn't start a fight with them.
If my supplies were ever stolen by thieves, I wouldn't waste much time looking for them, since material possessions can be replaced.
If there is a very powerful, yet peaceful creature near where I lived, I would not battle it.
These are some examples of unnecessary risks.
>>5624413
Yay! You use a chainsaw two!
>she starts to cry
''Tis is my hapy momet rite now
>>5624433
RIKA, YOU PRICK. THERE WAS A JAR OF MARMITE IN THERE, AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE MARMITE.
>>5624419
He's too feminine to not wear pantsu. There's no way he wears boxers.
>>5624420
Huuuh...Are you asking me?
Heh, well, sorry but I don't think I'd be the best for that, you should probably fi- :
>>5624433
>is fucking stabbed while talking
What do?
>>5624416
Hahaha, like that one.
>>5624428
I mean he is hoping France starts fighting terrorists viciously
>>5624433
>Shoots down a bear
...Man, it's been a while since I've seen anyone.
>>5624433
>F
>best dog
>>5624462
Let him in
>>5624458
C-cat?! CAT!!!!!!!!
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>>5624473
An entire death slide just for me?
...
T-Thanks colette....
>>5624464
I mean, maybe he will? Francis ain't a bad guy. He's not one to attack people without good reason unless it's a rivalry. I dunno, I'm not him!
>>5624446
Yeeeah... lizard thing.
>She takes a step back, and stares at it.
This is my most happy moment... uh... too.
>>5624411
I think you've forgotten to take your pills Anon. Go take some quick before you make a fool out of yourself.
>>5624428
I think you're looking too deep into this. He may be representing Russia, but he doesn't have to be like Putin. He can be a gentle, loving man just like me!
Even if I'm wring I think it would be better to leave this sort of thing alone. He might "dispose" of you if you keep trying to figure him out.
>>5624445
You wouldn't? What about your pride! If someone mocks you then you stick around and fight! Keep your morals close to your heart and don't let anyone trample over them!
>>5624457
What if he's wearing invisible pantsu? I heard some people posses enough power to obtain and wear such a power piece of clothing.
>>5624485
>respawns
Phew... Don't worry, death isn't permanent here...
And I told you, I'm not a cat...
>>5624366
You'd be right. I've seen bicycles and... not much else.
>>5624419
Paris, born and raised! So yes, I completely understand being jealous.
>>5624499
I. Will. AVENGE YOU!
>>5624301
It seems everyone I speak to grows tired of me, and begins to hate me.
I can't help but feel perhaps I said something that made them resent me.
>>5624305
That simply depends one one's definition of crazy, in fact, I thought I would seem crazy to you.
Most people view me that way, anyway, many would use the word "loony" when describing poor Alice.
>>5624399
What do you mean?
>>5624413
I thought that much was obvious, I'm very vulnerable right now, and would much like to go home.
>>5624433
I need you to take it off my hands! If I hold this any longer, I might really be inflicted by a terrible curse!
>>5624433
>>5624473
Eggman haves Sweet dreams
>>5624503
Alright
>>5624527
Do you think chainsaw is best weapon?
>>5624527
Yeah thanks... but...
You're already out too : >>5624530
Careful with the chainsaw though....
>>5624508
That's just what they want from me. To start a fight and make me look like some hot-headed brute. Those who are able to keep cool heads at all times are the people who run the world.
>>5624508
Even if they were invisible I would still be able to touch and sniff them.
>>5624523
Paris...you mean the Paris?
...
I suddenly get this feeling I won't like you.
>>5624530
Night, birdbrain.
>>5624419
>She's clearly not any happier.
She'd never do that with the likes of you.
>>5624433
>>5624455
>She laughs mockingly, and strolls off in the other direction
>>5624529
This place is always changing anyways, so maps are practically pointless. Simple, huh?
>Tfw captcha knows who I'm talking about
>>5624530
It's not my fault Rika, I got drugged by a wizard
>>5624529
Don't worry Alice. There's nothing to fear when a Half-Minute Hero is here!
>She lifts the girl off her feet, and begins running at very fast speeds in a random direction.
I'll find you a way home real quick!
>>5624529
There are many people in this world, miss. That is no reason to think of... bad things. You can get better at this sort of thing.
>>5624558
I will!
>>5624582
>>5624530
I hate this place so much.
3L1z¯
>>5624564
Oh? Why's that?
>>5624508
But the larget nation in the world can hold his secrets, Subaru. Lithuania and Poland know what I'm talking about. He knows something I don't, that's for sure...
Sure, we can ditch this topic, but that won't stop me from trying to figure him out, even if it starts a huge domino effect. Call it a hunch.
>>5624529
Well, to be honest, I've seen much weirder back at home. I've seen you before, so that kinda helped soften the blow a bit, too. I mean, you seem quite refined like England, so I don't think you're crazy.
Once again, you don't seem loony to me. Sure, there's something that's a bit odd about you, but it's nothing I'd lose sleep over. I think you're a cool dude, dude!
>>5624540
Uh-huh, dude!
>>5624581
...Sigh. The things the hero does to earn attention and friends. I'll get you back one day, just wait...
>>5624619
No one? Alright, take five, everyone.
>>5624623
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
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>>5624597
Cool, remember that and it'll be smooth between us.
I didn't know demons used machine guns though...
Y
>>5624636
What's like in your world? Humon?
>>5624619
Is there *anyone worth fighting??
>>5624619
Event time!
i hope you are having a TON of fun..... a skele-TON
>wink
>>5624655
*ahem* majik.
>>5624655
>Machine guns
T R I G G E R E D
>>5624683
I have the perfect strategy, it's called outliving everyone
>>5624669
Hm... It's both peaceful and chaotic at the same time. We're a kind bunch, but we've got an ego the size of Texas. It really depends what you mean there, dude.
>>5624683
...Huh, not nearly as bad as the Locksmith made it out to be.
>>5624683
Nice pun.
>>5624687
Hm... Makes sense I suppose.
>>5624691
I don't know anything about weapons Soviet. I mean, look at me.
>>5624716
Pretty!
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>>5624707
Sounds like a lot of fun!
Someday I'll met humons. So I can date one!
>>5624683
Looks like eggman is now a FRIED EGGman.. ok that was a very bad pun... i deserve a PUNishment.
>>5624745
Thanks anon!
>kisses cheeks
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>>5624765
Thank you for hosting Carlos
>>5624756
...You're gonna date a human, huh? Well, I hope you find the perfect one for you, dude, because I don't think anyone here's actively looking for a relationship in the moment. I could be wrong there, though!
>>5624765
You know, actually it's so bad it's good.
Keep going Colette!
>>5624765
I'll take first shift. You ladies catch up on your beauty sleep.
I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the Hoshi subject
This place has become a cesspool. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show SANC superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life.
Yes, I'm fucking triggered. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while.
And who are they trying to milk, mainly? This one little over-sensitive prick. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable.
But I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character. This little slut is all you see of mine. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of the OFHfags. The list goes on and on and on. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like... a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here.
Fuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches. It's all downhill from my point of view.
I'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing HG" to the following users. Good day. You won
>>5624767
>rubs floppy ear
>>5624765
>She whimpers a few things in her sleep, clinging tightly to a pretty unfitting purple blanket with a star-and-moon pattern on it
>>5624815
Thanks. That one is the most sensitive, it feels good after a long day.
>>5624767
>rubs nose
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
>>5624793
This is a new one ain't it?
>>5624830
how the fuck do you pronounce your name
>>5624845
"Fix". Or is it "Fy-cks?
I only hate four people here. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc. etc., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often.
I've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that. I'm done bringing up the past. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that."
Don't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything.
Shitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words.
I'm not mad, I'm far from it. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game. Hosts don't have to host. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit.
Will I ever leave this place? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,
I
have
made
mistakes.
I'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst.
>>5624843
No, it's just an ERP copypasta
>>5624830
Sensitive? Could rubbing it cause you to get aroused? Asking for a friend.
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
And elves. Fuck them
>>5624825
...Pfft, hahaha...
>>5624834
Hum... Thanks?
Well, it's a first one for me you know. But well, I'd like to able to see, so stop please, ahah
>>5624845
I think you need to "fix" your reading comprehension.
...
Sorry.
Blame Red, all hid bad puns...it's contagious
Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.
What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh.
>>5624765
>>5624790
i have to coLETte the puns now
>>5624862
Do you think I'd let people rub it if that was the case.
I mean... well, maybe with the right person, but your "friend" can be reassured, I won't act weird just because he's rubbing my ear.
>>5624895
...The hell? Where'd that steak I had go?
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>5624895
>akward smile
...
That one was plain bad though.
I'd like to cheer up a certain someone, but I'm just gonna jinx him if I do.
Oh fuck it!
10Bucks on Reigen!
Someone having an autistic fit again? Who could it be?
>>5624895
That was dumb of me but I still don't believe in the Halloween God
>>5624895
Collete with the puns already, host.
>>5624895
Eh.... that pun is going to need some work.
Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.
What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hosting".
>>>/HGA/
>>>/HGA/
>>>/HGA/
>>5624923
I give him 20!
Rule. No hangout threads huh?
And what good was that going to do anon? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again?
Having no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does.
And you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am.
Every recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot. That's the whole point. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone.
This place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself.
Fuck you
Fuck your enforcement
Fuck your "Going to shit meme"
Fuck your shitty grammar
Fuck your shitty rules
Fuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do
Fuck your hairless underage cock balls
Fuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born
And Fuck your mother.
>>5624929
Hoshi
There, that's the answer you wanted, right?
>>5624923
Congrats, you just killed him.
>>5624929
Okabeee
>>5624895
why people hates the halloween god?
STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.
EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.
>>5624901
That's no fun.
>twirls ear around more
It would be a great sight to see you squirming in pleasure just from having your ear played with.
>>5624951
You like to Gamble too?
Alright, let's see if he's gonna win.
Usually everytime I bet on someone, that person ends up dead, but... who knows this time?
Time to write a blog post!
Personal feelings about RP in HG right now.
It can be fun once in a while but most of the time I'm just waiting for one of those avas that I can talk to, not just talk to but get something done where I can feel satisfied and go "I did something with this avatar today, it was fun". Most of the time I'm underwhelmed with the selection and when I do feel like I can talk to somebody it just turns out that I will be given the same kind of reply just in different writing feeling like they're telling me they would rather not talk, like they give almost no chance to say anything else before I starting thinking "why the hell am I even trying with this person?", so then I cut the RP short and get back to waiting for a game, when I do get in one, it turns out I enter too many avas and can't decide which one to fag. Funny thing is, as soon as I see the event "running away from the Corn." My brain just shuts down and I just lurk from then on trying to enjoy the slides but wonder if it's even worth it anymore. Better not waste my time making another folder for a new ava, it'll probably be the same thing, even if I donfeel hype for it in the moment.
On an unrelated note, I think some of the HG users were meant to just be in ERP to begin with but they couldn't find their outlet or a community like we have now so they ended up being lewd posters on the threads?
Well, I think I've gotten everything off my chest now. Carry on with your day.
>>5624971
Gotta say... This is pretty boring for being so close to the climax.
>>5624971
Last 3!
>>5624984
No it won't be great, at least not here.
Sheesh, I told you already guys, but go ask Furry Porn for that kind of stuff.
.
.
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I didn't tell you to stop though.
>>5624968
>>5624971
No, I have a good feeling today!
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>5624988
Go reign! Or else...
>>5625009
...What the hell killed me?
>>5625012
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.
I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.
Kill yourself
Tfw Jude
>>5625012
I swear to fuck if he dies, I will blame it on you... just like that island game, when I was so close to winning!
Still love ya though.
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>>5625009
Now... Last 2!
>>5624964
Hoshi shitposts with his avatar. Must be someone else.
>>5625012
Furry Porn is cute too but your big fluffy tail and floppy ear gives you the edge. Though I do like her cute blue nips...
>>5625036
>she activated the Fyxe hologram prior to the sperg out
>
>>5625031
O-Okay, calm down though, it's just a bet, no need to riot
Kamina stepped out of the Gurren Lagann with a towering erection to make the 9/11 towers jealous. His dick scraped against the ground as he went to the apartment of Ruby gloom. He entered the apartment and say Ruby standing there without any pantaloons on, bent over, displaying an ass. Kamina ripped off his pants to reveal a 32 inch weinerschnitzel with 25 inches in girth. He stepped over ruby, sweating at this point, wondering if she could take such a luscious and anal tearing cock. Kamina cobra-clutched, or Steiner Recliner for you WCW fans, Ruby, his cock balls deep into her tight tight bootyhole. Kamina went into the kitchen and came out with a cucumber extra, shoving it into her throat to shut up her screeching. Ruby Gloom shat all over Kaminas cock, but unknown to her, it was his fetish. He punched the shit out of her, caving in her skull, shoving his shit covered penis into her throat to clean it off, teeth and all. When he took out the penis, it was scraped up and bloody. Then, Kamina went to the kitchen again with a cleaver. Kamina chopped off all of Ruby's limbs and cut her throat, pretty much killing her. She pissed and shat herself at death, so Kamina threw her face into the shit and started ramming the fucking hell out of her shithole. Kamina had an idea. He cut off half of his penis, putting one half into her AIDs vagina with shit in it and the part still atached to his body into her shit-drizzling fartbox for maximum pleasure.
>>5625054
I'm having flashbacks from last night... it may happen.
>>5625054
D-did he won?
>>5624871
>She of course doesn't seem to notice. In fact, she even seems to've just curled up in a ball around the thing, instead of using it.
>>5624971
>>5625006
I don't even care at the moment.
>>5625009
>>5625032
I don't even wanna know, for that matter.
>>5625054
MATENSHI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN-
Fresh off the boat, from /hga/, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on HG by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking /hga/ friends would circlejerk. None of that here. You don't circlejerk. You don't suck Hoshi off. This ain't /hga/ ,kid. This is HG. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to /ofh/, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it…
>>5625054
And the winner is.....
Kamina felt a tingle and drowned Ruby Gloom's corpse in cum. Then he heard a rampant yelling from all the dick fuck sex he had with Ruby. He stepped into the he and Ruby's baby room. There was there tiny child named Simon, Kamina's beloved babboo. He took condoms he would never use out of his pocket and wrapped Simon's head in it, suffocated him. Kamina took Simon and threw him against the lovely dovely wall with shit like butterflies and sunrises on it, covering it in blood. Kamina then grabbed Simon's buttcheeks, putting his penor into Simon's shithole, poking Simon's brain with the penis, killing it totally. Then Kamina got life in prison for third degree meurder, getting life in prison
THE END
/r/ing baron copypasta with pic
>>5625061
>he thinks Hoshi doesn't anonpost
Oh you poor sweet child...
>>5625046
Look I'm sorry okay!
But... well, you must admit those Kiras were a whole bunch of psycho...
.>>5625075
Ah, thank you anon...
Well, size isn't everything you know, sure i have a cute huge tail, but it's really not practical.
>>5625091
FUCK YEAH !!!
>>5625091
Okay, I can confirm that the furry is half-vader.
>>5625091
Huh. He won. Congrats to Reigen, and thanks for hosting, bro!
>>5625091
WE WON!!!
>>5625091
So, you gonna let him out now? He's been in there longer than the winners usually are.
>>5625113
And those Kiras rekted my face.
>>5625130
>>5625091
Yeah! Thanks for betting alongside be BETty!
If I did it alone he would just have lost
Thanks for hosting Red
So what does Kamen Rider Mach have to do with any of this?