>>5606749
Be silent with your superstitious nonsense!
>>5606781
And what makes you so certain that I was in the first place?
First for apples
>>5606812
You find them annoying too, huh?
>>5606740
I tried to not make it sound like an insult... But it sure isn't supposed to be a compliment.
>>5606840
It's "first for Subaru a best"
>>5606784 (anon
Huuh what?
You know, I just like to dress like that, because it's comfy. It's not like I was *actually* slutty
>>5606802 (Bear)
Huum... Okay.
Well, I hope you enjoyed it
(Maybe it was a real candy after all....?)
>>5606812
Ice bear does not care for weakness.
>5606796
I'm sure you know Chuck Berry, you probably watched "Back to the future"?
Remember that song ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q
>>5606896
>>5606796 (FP)
>>5606812
>>5606880
fuck
IT'S THE FEAST! The time where all the ghosts of the mansion come together to make a large dinner for the tributes still alive.
>>5606909
>Slides my dick up and down your thigh
>>5606859
It's rock candy.
>he opens his mouth to show the rock had a light blue gooey candy center
>>5606854
So...it is an insult, but you're just hiding it?
>>5606812
That's what you got for not telling me that rock was cosmetible!!
post comfy music
>>5606722
Messing with?! Miss, I am a doctor, it's my job to help people! Is this how you treat doctors?
>>5606781
Y-yeah, I know.. I hope.
Ahem!
>The doctor stands and wipes his face.
Now where were we?!
>The puppet on his hand holds up a syringe.
>>5606859
Riiight, I'm sure you don't just shove meat rods up your cooter every chance you get.
>>5606927
Hey NOD unit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6kPXH9HJvE
>>5606923
Fuck I knew that!!
Hmm...
How does it taste?
>>5606921
>kicks you gently
Please anon...
>>5606920
You could at least do that with your psychic power Reigen, it's just annoying now...
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uN3i8s9TL4
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NyP5fmI500
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ75uwLokng
>>5606939
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28
>>5606834
But why? I am merely concerned for your safety, that's all. And these are quite easy to perform, too...
>>5606770 (Fyxe)
Maybe it is her boss? Perhaps it is because she doesn't want to pay her debts? I wouldn't have a clue.
And she is not a teenager. She had this happen ever since she was a child, which means that... I don't know. All I know is that if she drinks, I may as well start writing my will.
...Good thing that she doesn't come here, Đ´a? I saw Ukraine here, once.
>>5606796 (FP)
A-Ah! FP, my friend! I have been doing well! I visited my sisters and the such! How are you? Have things been well?
>>5606804 (Soviet)
...Ah. I don't really want to push further if it's THAT bad, Soviet. God knows what happens here when I'm gone.
>>5606939
https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw
>>5606948
Sup.
>>5606939
https://youtu.be/lxp7vG1seoQ
>>5606939
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=179020&n=Winter+Forest.swf
Comfy imagery to go along with
>>5606925
Umm... I guess I didn't do a very good job with that... Sorry about it.
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w
>>5606834
Well that 'hrmpf' would be a weird happy noise. Let's forget that, are you enjoying it?
>>5606920
The feeling is mutual, you-
>>5606940
Where did that come from? And what's in that?
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2pKYMczUVI
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mtOeIZfQqo
>>5606945
Well, I know it's easy to judge people on how they dress, but no really. I mean, everyday I have one anon trying to do me.
If you're talking about my friend FP though...
Literally everyone except 2 tributes go into the basement today. Most of them go in alone too.
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeSzQsvQM3Y
>>5607000
She's a slut too, I know. You both pack cock away as if your life depended on it.
>>5606840
>>5606858
And the timing was off regardless.
>>5606975
I couldn't care less. I can more than take care of myself.
>>5606993
....
It's...interesting.
>>5607001
>closes the door of the basement as soon as possible.
I didn't know zombies could be fedora-wearing neckbeards....
>>5606975
Yeah you shouldn't. Want some kompot?
>>5606977
How is night?
>>5606981
http://i.4cdn.org/f/6RainyMorning.swf
Mine is better. Rain is better than snow.
>>5606960
Ice bear thinks it tastes like a blue jolly rancher.
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jawsn8u42GI
>>5606985
Oh, it's fine. We all have flaws, so we might as well have them pointed out to us.
>>5607016
This is a lot of projecting anon. Are you sure you're just no fantazing about me being a slut?
You can tell me you know, I mean, I don't judge.
>>5606960
Ok
>starts groping your ass
>>5606939
>this triggers the plain bread chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK0GEzjq2Vo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke88KS1Q09s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VAF-4Er7_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG4wV9q3qkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnFKTNC77I&list=PLF3E5EE26A64B184E&index=14
>>5607025
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=139778&n=Rainy+Forest.swf
>dang all i have that is rain related is this
>>5607023
It's good, you?
>>5607019
Since when do you like apples, Ariel-tan? I always thought you would have liked more watery fruits.
>>5606939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU
>>5607060
>Gran Turismo
Nice
>>5606993
My assistants were making it while we were talking!
>They haven't really been noticeable until now, but several small animals are in various places in his office.
But as for what's in it.. Let's just say a magician doesn't reveal his secrets!
Is NOD and soviet the same person?
>>5607065
Nothing really.
NOW IT'S AN ARENA EVENT!
>>5606975
Her boss? You mean the president of her country? I forgot you guys are pratically forced to obey them... How is Poutine anyway? IS he as scary as they said in TV?
>>5607048
>slaps you with her tail.
I'm comfy tonight, so I'll be patient, but really... You're wasting your time anon.
>>5607019
If you say so, my friend. All I can tell you is that the solutions I have will bring your good luck back in no time, but like I said before; you are free to refuse my services if you're disinterested in it.
>>5607023
Ah... I am fine, Soviet. I had lunch on the way to meet my sisters, so I am quite well-nourished. You're alright, Đ´a?
>>5607041
You don't leave much to the imagination so there isn't much need to fantasize but if you want to here me say that I want to dump my load on your paws we can do that too.
>>5607086
No.
>>5607094
Okay.
>>5607086
They're brothers starring in a new sitcom
"Soviet and Nod unit"
>>5607100
>fucking burns.
>>5607086
No but that won't stop people from thinking yes
>>5607105
More for me
>chugs down entire mug
>>5606939
https://youtu.be/CIqh9Hj1Z8o
https://youtu.be/9EgLB1_FXqg
https://youtu.be/Sl2-i7pjWDw
>>5607062
>>5607025
>Also, can you make a bed in the rain?
>can you make angels in the rain?
>can you make a rainman?
>Do you have christmas in the rain?
>>5607019
Interesting in a way you'd like to try more or interesting in a way you don't like it.
>>5607083
Isn't that nice?
>her hands suddenly turn into icy spikes
>>5607129
...
>>5607100
AHHHHHHAAHAHHAAHAHA!
>>5607104
Дa, her boss. We all have to do what they say, regardless of if we agree with them or not. It isn't very fun... And poutine tastes nice, I must say.
I'm joking, I'm joking! I am quite formal around Putin, so I've never seen his bad side. He is quite a nice man, Fyxe.
>>5607129
...Blergh. You should drink everything in moderation, Đ´a? It is a sugary drink, after all.
>>5607110
My paws? Huuh, at least you're an original, they always choose the chest.
I'm flattered though, kind of, but I don't think you're allowed to do that here... Well not like we were going to do it in the first place anyway
>>5607132
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=3027&n=Woman+in+the+Rain.swf
>We have christmas in the rain where I'm from. stop being shit. Snow is shit.
>>5607077
When did I claim I did?
>>5606940
Only when they NEED help, you fool.
>>5607105
I know that that wouldn't.
>>5607142
.... I don't mind it.
>>5606975
I am Soviet's lover!
Hello Soviet, I'm home!
>>5607164
Why should I? I don't really touch vodka and I like the sugar
>>5607151
Who the hell are you?
I should've said that there was going to be a winner next slide last slide.
OH WELL, HERE'S THE WINNER OF SPOOKY GAMES 19 EVERYBODY!
Congratulations, you were a good tribute!
>>5607167
If I did it on your chest that wouldn't make me feel as if I was below you. Paws on the other hand...
>>5607195
CHOKE BITCH
>>5607164
Poutine?
Fuck okay I admit you got me, I was like "wtf"? Ah ah!
You probably shouldn't do that joke too often... you know the people here, they might start imagining stuff....
>>5607191
>grabs popcorn
>gets on the couch
This gonna be good
im just gonna say you are all cuties except soviet
end
>>5607172
Well...you said first for apples, so I assume you like apples.
>>5607178
>Holds your hand
>>5607178
Another one?
>she begins writing
Soviet is just as whorish as his current lover.
>>5607172
That's awesome. Now I have someone to share it with.
>>5607208
A cool winner by my account. Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>5607208
He deserved it, yes.
Congrats snowy!
Thanks for hosting DDD
>>5607229
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5607208
Congrats ice bear, thanks for hosting.
>>5607220
I know.
>>5607223
Thanks.
>>5607229
Thanks for choking
>>5607229
Thank you for hosting!
>>5607178
Wut
>>5607191
Hey roommate. I got dinner ready
>>5607195
>>5607208
You're ice cold, ice bear. congratulations.
Thanks to the monster who's hosting this!
>>5607245
>Sticks my face in your ass
>>5607171
>christmas in the rain
I also guess you celebrate Easter during tornadoes and halloween during sandstorms.
>>5607249
>Calls in a artillery strike
>>5607223
>>5607223
Is all fine
>>5607192
...
>>5607208
congrats. and thanks for hosting...
>>5607234
This is too lewd even for me.
>>5607235
Yep!
>>5607272
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=143287&n=roses+no+re.swf
Yep.
>>5607213
Wait what?
Hum... maybe I'm imagining things, but aren't you that one anon that wanted to be my slave or something?...
Sheesh, you're showing your true color, It's interesting I must say
>>5607172
All you need to do is believe. It either works, or it is like a placebo of sorts. It'll work in concept, and even a pessimist will say it works.
>>5607178
...So he has three lovers, and is still looking for more? Good grief. What else is next?
>>5607192
Because then you'll get diabetes and turn out like America, Đ´a?
>>5607220
Ah, my sense of humour is the best... If I may ask, what joke are you talking about there? Obviously, there are many jokes I have said, so you need to specify there, my friend.
>>5607229
Congratulations to Ice Bear, and thank you for hosting!
>>5607292
>whips
>>5607229
WHERE'S MY KILL
CONGRATS BEAR
THANKS FOR HOST
GIVE ME KILL NOW
>>5607257
>puts hat on a hat stand
>sets briefcase down
What's for dinner roommate?
>>5607267
Okay now fuck you!
>fucking grabs you
>punches your face with the force of a thousand suns
>it does nothing.
>>5607302
He plans to start his harem and rule the world!
>>5607307
>Moans fuckingly.
>>5607235
>swipes your book and lights it on fire
Stop this
>>5607289
What you want American?
>>5607302
She isn't mine Russia.
So Bold and Brash an hero?
post avas and rate
>>5607301
While that sounds like something I would do, it wasn't me. It's no surprise that there is more than one.
>>5607208
Hm. Congratulations, beast.
And thank you.
>>5607232
But you were both wrong, considering who was first.
>>5607235
Hm? What was stopping you from sharing it with anyone else?
>>5607302
Tch, only in concept. I only have faith in what is certain.
>Weirdass drawing captcha
>>5607322
>The punches start getting me hard
>Starts touching you even more now
>>5607142
Oh my!
>The doctor immediately grabs onto the sides of the spiky hands, turning them every which way examining them closely.
This place has brought me so many fascinating discoveries!
>>5607172
Nonsense! Doctors also help people change their looks!
>>5607229
Congratulations Mr. Ursus Maritimus!
Thank you very much for hosting!
What does HG think of this?
>>5607314
Borsch soup. Grab a bowl
>>5607337
>
>>5607358
j want to pet it
>>5607326
>sucks futa cock
ngw
>>5607341
Yeah, but it's quite unusual. I mean, guys prefer to be on top usually.
Have we talked before, I'm not sure. I should give you anon names, it will be easier for me
>>5606975
Quite well Ivan! Your sisters? Ohhh, Ukraine, right? The one with a uh...giant chest? Sorry about the perverted question, thats that only reason why I know her...kinda embarrassed to be fair. As for, nothing much. I actually wanted to ask you something involving Fyxe.
>>5606896
Ah...funny thing...my friend keeps giving me hell for not watching it. Its something I've been meaning to watch
>>5607326
>>5607337
>>5607358
Fyxe has really let herself go...
>>5607337
1/2
>>5607358
Ice bear would take it under his wing.
>>5607342
Oh, so you DON'T like apples.
I gotcha, Ariel-tan.
>takes out a bag of appas and slowly eats one while looking her in the eyes
>>5607355
O-Okay this is getting weird, don't force me to use the hologram!!
Red is LF
>>5607372
>Dies.
>>5607398
8/10
>>5607402
2/2
>>5607337
>>5607337
>>5607363
Sure thing!
>grabs a bowl and takes it to the table
>>5607302
>>5607356
>>5607376
Thanks for being here to you guys as well!
can i avafag chloe moretz?
>>5607358
>>5607371
Same!
>>5607411
>>5607401
That made me laugh I admit.
>>5607392
You should add that to the word document that is 2 pages long then
>>5607410
>Slides your underwear down your thighs and gets ready for insertion.
It's ok, babe. Just let it happen~
>>5607337
Basically my only serious one.
>>5607432
love ya Ruby.
like a father to his daughter
>>5607382
Being on top sucks. Bottom though... That's where the party is at.
>>5607356
And I've no desire for that, either.
>>5607404
I don't really care for them one way or another.
If you hadn't realized, all I'd wanted to do was point out that you were both off from your target.
>>5607337
>The Little Mermaid
>>5607449
NOPE!
>uses the HG hologram for lewd situation
>disappears
>you're fucking an hologram now
>>5607432
I want to huggu u
>>5607437
Go for it.
>>5607337
>Here goes nothing!
>>5607292
I see thank you for the information... Ryouna.
>>5607333
>she blinks, her face showing no change
You should atop being a whore then. Besides I have more of those.
>>5607337
How am doing so far?
>>5607342
Well these are kinda vital to me. I can't just give them to anyone.
>>5607356
Back off or they will get closer in a way you wouldn't like.
>>5607337
>>5607434
How was work?
>>5607449
>grabs from behind and tears yout throat out then slams you to ground violently stomping your head into a pulp
>>5607326
It is just so weird. How can he have so many potential love interests if he doesn't do anything with them?
>>5607333
You sure could have fooled me there, Soviet. This has just gotten unrealistic at this point.
>>5607342
The placebo effect is in full force here, my friend. It will work if you believe in it enough, and it works quite well for me.
>>5607392
Ukraine and Belarus, my friend! Yes, Ukraine has the chest rivalling Fyxe, while Belarus is the one that is obsessed with me! They are both my sisters! Don't worry, people focus on her breasts instead of everything else, so she isn't very phased by it anymore.
...Hm? A question about Fyxe? What is it, my friend?
>>5607337
>>5607485
>kissu
>>5607337
lurking.
>>5607470
I guess... Oh well, I'm sure Furry porn would love to give you want you want then.
Just ask her.
I mean, it was practically her job at one point
>>5607337
>>5607472
If I really wanted to I could've been first, but I'm so tiiired, you know? You can't be fast when you're tired.
>>5607495
OH.
>>5607337
>i really want to replace mettaton
>but i'm really lazy to do it
>>5606939
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KhsQ3nn6Kw
>>5607495
>It's real fucking boring isn't it? Been there before and it feels more like a duty at one point.
>>5607337
I don't know.
>>5607509
No can do, me and her got off on the wrong foot back when I was on my period.
>>5607492
I would never stoop that low.
>>5607483
I am nothing like her
>>5607485
Otako is real nice
>>5607337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll90vpeeA4c
>>5607491
It was alright, we finally took over that GDI base thanks to that engineer rush strategy.
>>5607302
Well... eating poutine/putin.
I mean he's your boss... you're like his secretary...
Come on Ivan, it's obviouq what I mean!!
>>5607520
>Wiggins
>>5607495
>tfw Kamina says he'd host honnouji on my birthday and instead gave me a 'lolpranked'
>tfw he does it on yours
>>5607461
Why thank you Anon.
>>5607475
come on then, I won't be mad.
Hosting queue over?
>>5607481
>Here goes nothing!
You post it pretty much every other thread
>>5607532
You could say it was a quick fix
>laugh track plays
>>5607527
Your period...
Wait, you're a girl?
>>5607548
I'd like to go
>>5607337
>>5607548
I believe so!
>>5607567
Alright
>>5607492
When you see something so pure, so again something that's lewd and sexual. What would you like to do?
ask me why DDD is cancer.
>>5607567
I'm whatever I want to be, I'm a special snowflake.
>>5607567
>>5607581
>missed IMG
>>5607594
Why, anon?
>>5607553
Th-thanks.
>>5607337
Give me a few thoughts before I crawl into bed and get some sleep
>>5607530
Perhaps, but the fact that so many people love you in that way is just... Wow. Pick one and get it over with, my friend.
>>5607534
...What? No. He's my boss, Fyxe. There's no way in Hell I'd ever do that to him, come on now! For what purpose would you think that?
>>5607588
But for what purpose...? Bah, I don't wish to do anything to you at all, whoever you are. This is all strange enough, I do not need this.
>>5607594
Took him like 10 years to get me Wolfenstein 3D.
>>5607555
Hahaha, that was very funny Soviet.
I miss you guys.
>>5607620
You idiot. I am answering your question for why he has so many lovers.
>>5607337
>Having fun with my Kaito outfits.
>>5607472
>Like most of them, haven't talked to some yet.
Good! Because I'm not one of those doctors, no point in it when people are dying and unhappy!
>>5607483
>I think all of your avas secretly hate Kaito.
But you wouldn't kill a doctor would you? I'm not a scary guy! I help people! People that apparently don't pay...
>>5607398
>>5607423
>What this guy said.
>>5607402
>>5607425
>Ice bear/10 with Tony on the back line.
>>5607432
>Cool/10 while also being a cunt. But, that is not a bad thing.
>>5607452
>Eh.
>>5607472
>Uh... You're good/10
>>5607485
>Needs to RP/10
>>5607495
>Couldn't keep the guise/10
>>5607505
>Cool guy.
>>5607510
>Repeat what I said multiple times about you/10. But, knight man is someone I never saw coming.
>>5607523
>Eh. You're getting better.
>>5607531
>Buff/10. But I like seeing your avas in action.
>>5607549
>Gotta change it up a bit.
>>5607606
>I am okay with this rating.
>>5607620
I'll tell you after the match Ivan.
Prepare yourself, you're gonna have a hell of a time!
>>5607600
Okay anon.
GAME HERE :
>>5607632
>>5607632
>>5607632
>>5607632
>>5607639
I'll be here more if you want me to. Starting tomorrow, I swear.
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