HG THREAD. knife edition
eh
Reminder to filter Red and all of their Avas
>>5599182
O-oh.
>5599200
>Didn't deny they are a motherfucking
>Calling me dirty
Topkek
>>5599232
How do i commit suicide?
>>5599229
Knowing these peons that will take more time than it should. They should do me a favor and host specifically because I've decided to show up.
>>5599265
As far as I know it's only as relevant as I make it. You're Japanese, right? If you are then you should be well aware with our location.
Oh come on!
>>5599265
Whatever!
HELLOo everybody, best teeth in THE FUCKING GAME here with another video
today i'm going to give you a WARNING !! WARNING alright?
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy me
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
MEMA REVUWE EPISODE 2:: RED/DITTO/SANS
>>5599301
Yeah! How inconsiderate of them to not host when I'm here!
A tortured soul draws near!
[Fight]
[Flee]
[Intimidate]
[Tactics]
>>5599314
What are you blabbering on about?
>>5599304
Sorry turtle guy. but you need to be quick!. wait.... you are a turtle!. you can't!
>laughs
HELLO HG NATION
MURDERER YUKEKNE HERE FOR THE DANK (You)s
GIVE ME SOME RP BECAUSE OF MY UNIQUE ENTRANCE INTO THREADS THAT SOME ANON WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT BEING IRRELEVANT CAN'T POSSIBLY BITCH ABOUT
I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD
>>5599172
That's more like it! I might just grab you by the scruff of the neck and show you off to my village, somebody with common sense isn't all too common nowadays.
What's your name, boy?
>>5599183
Try me, fatty!
I'll poke a thousand holes in that scrap you call armor before you can raise a finger against me!
>>5599339
Fight that weirdo!
>>5599348
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A TURTLE!?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
>>5599360
QUIT YOUR YELLING!
>>5599341
HELLO everybiody welcome to the MEEEEEEEM Rev(You) where today we will be talking about everyBody's favorite newfag:
Red.
They're actually preetty hated right now for some of the Things THEY'VE done here and there such as
posting anthromopeic pornography of digimons,
penetrating butts with knives and most recently
BEING AN FUCKING retarded
>>5599325
I think I'm more important than you, whoever you are. If they host it should be for me.
>>5599360
>Hi
>Hello, nice to meet you my name is _
>Hello, I'm _
>Hey _
Whatever chances of dead hours not being dead anymore just got fucking killed.
>>5599374
you don't even know what turtle is?. what an idiot
>>5599374
[Attack]
[Abilities
[Spells]
[Items]
[Defend]
[Psyche Up]
>>5599372
Eh?
Well, for now I am known as Saber. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance madam.
>offers her hand for a handshake
>>5599379
Are you well? Can you even speak proper sentences?
>>5599384
I'm WAY more important than some kid with the blorbs!
>>5599411
I'm not an idiot! You're just speaking nonsense!
>>5599429
Attack!
>>5599301
My origins are unknown to me, however I am fluent in the language.
What...is your corporation exactly?
>>5599304
Ha, I only jest. Who, or what are you, might I ask?
>>5599339
>selects [Charm]
>there are people retarded enough to give chara (You)s
>>5599439
now it all Has humble beginnings back when Red only used Red, replying simple messages consisting of Three Dots to absolutely -everything that happened regarding the CHARActer-
*pause for laughter*
now, Eventually people started giving him some "hot flame" for doing that so he decided to ~spice it up~ a LITTLE with his clever commentary such as
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you
now, I'll give him +50 Meme $s right there for being "ecks dee EDGY", and +50 more for his terrible... terrible typing
BUT it gets worse
>>5599439
With the blorbs? If you're talking about my fat then you're sadly mistaken. My weight is a sign of my wealth and power. No skinny man could do what I've done.
>>5599440
Do you think I'm dumb enough to tell you information like that? I don't trust people that look like you. If you want to know more about it then figure it out on your own.
>>5599455
>I have no (You)s
>I'm going to bitch about someone getting more (You)s than me and then call it funposting
>>5599439
you should buy a mirror.
>>5599439
A successful hit!
>>5599440
Name's Bowser, King of the Koopas!
I'm trying to take over this silly land of yours but it's coming up to be harder than I though it would be.
>>5599455
I do what I want mysterious voice! You're just jealous that you can't talk with the amazingness that is me.
>>5599457
Is there something else on? I don't think I can watch this drool any longer.
And I see that my chances of not being infuriated by people here for a second day in a row are slim to none.
No matter, I can endure. Good afternoon to whomever may have some shred of common sense here.
Uh-oh, he's gonna attack! What do you do?
I have to shit really bad but I have a boner
Wtf do I do
>>5599474
I bet you don't even have a train made of gold!
>>5599483
You should leave before I punch you into tomorrow kid.
>>5599484
Alright! Again!
>>5599506
You again...
>>5599508
I can take it. Just attack!
>>5599172
As expected of my bright former self, an improper weapon would only hindrance our performance in battle, but we shall not fear of exalibur and its edges to grow dull and rusted.
>>5599218
You insolent barbarian! I scavenged a restaurant to obtain my exquisite spoils and you have the nerve to call them yours!? Enough!
>Slaps his wrist with the power of an entire army
>>5599520
punch me?. are you serious?. you can do better than that.
>>5599517
Fap while you shit and imagine the log coming out of your asshole is a dick.
>>5599486
now naturally as any simple-minded newfag would, Red got himself roped in with
THE FURRIES
now while that's All Good and Okay, this led to our next point of Reviwe which is
DITTO
You see; ditto is an agumon who is able to Transform into anything it wants, usually other characters from the vide game of the same name, but our clever little buddy Red took it a "tiny step futher
*images of furry pornography flash across the screen*
He decided that whatever he transformed into, which was deciided By whoever got DUBS in thread with a Suggestion For Him to USE, would be depicted in a......curois way.
Now, I'm going to subtract -100 memes from him here, and I'm going to drop it to -1000 because "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Long story short, he flooded the thread with pornographic yugiohs
Now, you might THINK we're done, that that's as far as it it goes but oh *BOI*
you're in for a treat
>>5599506
Hmph. Good afternoon to you. I feel sorry for you if your temperament is that awful.
>>5599520
I don't need a train made of gold. All I need is solid gold bars and that is more than enough to live the high life.
>>5599521
>he drops the food to the ground a soon as she slaps him
You idiot! How could you waste food like that? you better pick that up right now and finish it!
>>5599474
I'll certainly keep that in mind, Togami Byakuya.
>>5599486
A hefty accomplishment, if I've ever seen one. But is it really possible? This domain possesses a myriad of beings, from Gods to mere insects.
>>5599520
You successfully break his attack, and the tortured soul is put to rest.
>>5599520
And I could say the same of you in just the same tone.
>>5599567
If anything it's cold. There's simply the precedence of the beings here having little to provide but annoyance.
>>5599520
Hey boss, uh, can I get a raise?
>>5599435
>Saber grips Saber's hand, pulling her closer as she heartily shakes it.
So, what's with the get up? I haven't seen that kind of clothing well...anywhere! How do you expect to fight in all of that?
Are you one of those foreigners I've heard so much about, coming to loot our villages and burn the remains?
>>5599543
How bout I burn you then!?!
>>5599554
You're still talking!?!
>>5599567
What about solid gold bricks? Or coins that could make a Coin Luma blush?
>>5599568
I can take them!
I'm the best there is!
>>5599574
Aw yeah! Dumb soul didn't know what hit him!
>>5599587
What are you doing here?
>>5599589
Unless you can find a way for me to take over this land then NO.
>>5599627
funny how my next point lines up, because this Meme Review celebrates the 60th anniversary of The Undertale Fandumb becing ~~~Fucking caner~
Now we actually have the glory, the honor of having the next topic here with us today
Give it Up for none other than.... CHARMANDER REEEMURR
*air horns as chara appears on set in leafyishere style*
Now >>5599543
Now Chara, what do (You) think led to your downfall and everyone hating Your fucking guts?
+100 meme points For being on the shoe with us today by the way
>>5599619
Hm?
>>5599627
Tch. It's not as if I have any choice but to be here.
>>5599568
Keep in mind that the further you dig into this the higher the chance you might not make it out alive.
>>5599587
Is that supposed to be a joke? I said nothing about the temperature.
>>5599627
What exactly are you trying to tell me? Who has solid gold bricks? I don't know who luma is, but my wealth makes a lot of people feel different emotions.
>>5599627
>stabs belly
ok . you can burn me now
>>5599372
I don't even need the protection of my armor to deal with the likes of you.
>She's now wearing an elegant dress.
Gaze upon this figure who is far beyond your mistaken assumptions!
>>5599567
>Dark Seiba uses her sword like a fork and impales the burger in the floor to eat it seconds later.
>[Loud munching]
...My stolen delicacy has returned to its rightful place. As for you, find your own struggles to obtain hamburgers instead of leeching from my wealth. Or better yet, join me and I shall allow you accessto a small portion of my own storage
>>5599521
Yes... Excalibur's edge retention is a wonder indeed. I could fight a thousand battles and not have to take it to be sharpened once. I am lucky to have been blessed with such a weapon.
>>5599593
It certainly does seem a little strange, does it not? I had the same thoughts at first, but it surprisingly comfortable and is considered formal wear in some places. I was asked to wear it by someone I had been serving. This clothing does not hinder my movements, however if needed I could change out of it rather quickly.
Remember folks its double quints soon. Don't let the pedos get them
>>5599631
Alright then...
>>5599645
Well then that's just great.
>>5599656
>The knife doesn't scratch the surface.
You think that stupid toy can hurt me? I got a shell of steel kid!
I don't got time for play right now anyways, we'll fight when the arena opens.
Maybe then it'll be a fair fight.
>>5599656
I'd meant my temperament, if that much wasn't obvious.
>>5599756
Not really. I'd assume that that's something you've an edge over in me.
>>5599651 (You)
>>5599756
Now what we have heeere is a little bit of a PRANK oh I got Punk'd by those kids again with their fandangled (You) meme
(-500 Meme Bucks for use of this shitpost-level meme by the way, keep it up champ)
Staying on the point of discussion, it'S not to Hard to believe that this reply right here
"
>>5599631 (You)>>5599631 (You)
>>5599631 (You)
>>5599631 (You)
>>5599631 (You)
>>5599631 (You)
>>5599631 (You)
"
Is from CHARGE himself!
What? Y he do dis?
You see, this leads up into our next point
-FUCKING RETARDED-
Now, I'm sure You've already seen his *edgy* replies to people, whether it be knifes up the butt or LARP fighting with people over the internet, but There's something else he's got going on
or rather a lack of -anything- going on in his head whatsoever
I'm sure you'd like to see an example, so what I want you to do is to literally just.. scroll up and look at him. RED doesn't go ONe day without
publicly embarrasing himself
His interaction with the danganronpa today? Very "meme"tacular indeed
>>5599755
We already got the septs, this is nothing
Rank everybody.
>>5599669
You're not going to make this easy for me, are you? Joining with someone like you would only make my own image look bad. You could single handedly hard the Togami name with your antics.
>>5599756
Are you blind? I never attacked you. I have no need to do that yet.
>>5599771
Your temperament isn't cold, it's downright nasty. Maybe if you fix it you won't see everything as annoying and maybe others won't see you as such either.
>>5599627
If you're certain, I won't doubt your abilities. However you should know that I too, am one of those people who so dearly would risk their life to keep this domain intact.
>>5599656
You have my word, I will not look further into your corporation, save what you've already told me here today.
>>5599805
>fucks
>>5599802
It's not as if you've much room to judge, do you? To my awareness we've only just met.
>>5599811
Oh dear, some things never change, huh?
>>5599771
That was sarcasm?
>>5599777
What's a Dangan? Some kinda Egg roll?
>>5599802
You didn't?
Huh.
Could've sworn someone did.
Maybe they're gone now.
>>5599805
Well you said it, not me.
post your screen right now
What would you have as your last meal, HG?
Hard mode: Post breakfast, lunch and dinner
>>5599841
It certainly wasn't. You seem to have the ability to come and go as you please, which is uncommon here.
>>5599872
Grand slam
all 3
>>5599805
I'll make sure to keep a close eye out for you regardless.
>>5599829
First impression are everything, and when you mention getting annoyed right from the start it's safe to assume you think you're better than everybody else.
>>5599841
I'm not a barbarian. If I were to attack you it's because you're doing something wrong, or we're inside the arena.
>>5599841
now, lets get onto the ratings
wE'll give him +500 mmee points for being relevant
+1000 points for being an Absolute Laughingstock of hg
Now, MINUS fourty points because while they -are- very, very autistic, they are slowly redeeming themselves with a certain Tails of Symphny character that some of you fellas out there might know and love
Now, +1000000000 POTENTIAL POINTS if Red somehow manages to Spiral out of control, crash and burn in an elaborate shitstorm that we Would cherish for ages and ages to come
Overall I'd rank Red/Ditto/Sans as a "Quoolity Meme" with the potential to become "HG God-level Mayme"
With that said, thank you for watching and heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee's an OUTRO
~Hey buddy, did you hear the news?~
*guitar jingle*
~It's the MMEEEEMEE review~
=might not know my memes, but i know how to shut your shit down=
/gonna watch them anyways, fuck you/
[he-he-he-he MIIIM REVUW[
^Go Vegan my little cumquat, go Vegan^
Teeth are actually really JKAIAA&**!*!(!!H!LO
>>5599753
Indeed! Here.
>Hands fancy Seiba an hamburger
If I'm going to face you it is most imporant for you to stand before me in your best conditions, since we are the same I can clearly tell you have not eaten properly.
>>5599802
I only see the image of a thief who made the mistake of stealing from the king of knights! However, your taste is certainly not to be looked down, and so I will forgive you and your family.
>>5599868
>>5599872
Go 'za
>>5599868
>>5599875
Well I do have my own airship, as well as my Clown Copter.
>>5599900
Ok then... If you say so...
>>5599907
He's gone.... finally...
>>5599656
fatty
>>5599925
>seiba takes the burger out of your hands and stares at it for a moment
What is this? Do I not need utensils to eat this with?
>>5599841
What do you say, then?
>>5599900
Why would you do that? do I look like someone who might threaten the integrity of your company? I can assure you I'm not that special.
Who's gonna get the 9s?
/tlhg/ needs to fuck off /trash/ and die.
卐
yaaay
sup fuckers
>>5599988
Meeeee
>>5599988
Fuck
>>5599987
Good luck on that whole "keeping this place in tact" thing.
You'll need it if you're gonna fight me.
>>5599900
Not inherently. Most simply seem to be lacking in even common sense.
...Though I do have years of training and expertise to call upon.
>>5599962
And I was forced under magical duress.
>>5599988
>>5599999
Him.
>>5599999
>>5600000
>>5599999
>claps for you
>>5599999
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>5599999
>mfw someone will be buttblasted that I wasted their precious get
>>5599999
>>5600000
good job guys
>>5599999
>>5600000
Nice.
>>5600018
That's too bad.
>>5599987
Well, look who it is. It's been a while since your romp behind the bushes, hasn't it?
>>5599999
>>5600000
I don't normally acknowledge these things, but I'm mildly impressed.
>>5599999
>>5600000
Damn.
>>5599868
>
>>5599972
Traditional dinning manners are not necessary when eating this type of food, Artoria.
>Dark Seiba eats half of yet another hamburger
Dmfoit...likmph...thiphhm...
>She keeps eating with her mouth full.
>>5599999
>>5600000
>>5599925
I did not steal your food. You had it out in the open for anyone to take, but because you have exquisite taste I'll forgive you this once. If I see it again I cannot promise you I'll contain myself.
>>5599965
Skinny.
>>5599987
You look like someone that would do something selfish for their own gain. I have a saying, and that saying is don't trust skinny people that ask too many questions.
>>5600018
Oh? Experience in what? I can only imagine what crazy things you can do if you're fine with wearing clothes like that.
>>5600048
You wouldn't know the half of it.
>>5600076
Tch. It's the traditional attire of all Gishki ritual experts, with my own personal modifications.
And what else but just the same rituals?
>>5600067
RECORD
LOW
RATINGS
HOW CAN SHAWN CuCKS (SHUCKS) DEFEND THIS
>>5600062
I see.
>wolfs the entire burger down in a few bites
It's... an interesting taste to say the least. I like it. Thank you for the meal.
>>5600088
So in other words, you're a cult member. How fitting to say the least.
>>5600049
It's that hooded girl again.
>>5600088
I guess that'll make annoying that much easier!
>>5600098
I'm cooking up a burger old man
Hi guys.
Ecть тyт ктo из гoлoдaчepoв?
>>5600137
A CULT? Hardly! The Gishkis rank among the four most powerful tribes of our land.
>>5600164
Pardon me?
>>5600139
>She sighs briefly
Unfortunately.
Why do we keep losing new tags to ERP?
>>5600164
Greetings commie!
>>5600164
>translates with GT
>Ect of golodachepov tyt kto?
good job, google.
>>5600182
Newfags*
>>5600139
>exaggerated
Oh look, it's Bowser, King of the Koopas again. How lovely to see you.
>>5600137
Leave the girl alone. To say she's part of a cult is as ill-fitting as your suit.
>>5600164
Tы чтo тyт дeлaeшь?
>>5600182
LIKE WHO
>>5600164
Дoбpый дeнь.
How's it going, champ?
>>5600209
Doomguy
>>5600157
Speak normally please.
>>5600176
>
>>5600202
Now THAT was sarcasm.
>>5600176
What land is this supposed to be? I've never heard of any tribe called Gishki before.
>>5600202
As if my suit can compare to what she's wearing. I know I'm not the first person to think she's a cult member, and I'm positive I won't be the last. When someone walks in here wearing stuff like that it's understandable to think she has a few screws loose.
>>5600234
Nothing important was lost that day.
>>5600204
Cхвaтил бaн зa 1 пocт пocлe тeхpaбoт. Cлaвa Maкaкe. Пoпpocи Кoмy нaпиcaть тeлeгpaм.
I need to connect with my comrads, sry guys for invading.
>>5600234
Blame Wiggins.
>>5600098
It is nothing, after all it was only one out of the many hamburgers I obtain in a daily basis. I asume your current master is feeding you accordingly, yes?
>>5600076
Hmph, to meet someone not only bold enough to steal from a King but who also rivals the same appetite as I, interesting. Tell me your name.
>>5600182
>>5600239
Are you done yet?
>>5600247
It doesn't bother me.
>>5600241
The world of Termina. I'm quite aware, others from it are hardly common here.
>>5600164
Пpивeт.
>>5600272
Hold on.
>
Alright now I'm done.
>>5600247
Лeнa cкaзaл, чтoбы ты и eмy нaпиcaл
>>5600247
OPУ
what if soviet was here
>>5600262
It's Togami Byakuya. I would go as far as to say I'm a modern day king as well. Only royalty could do what I've done for my name. It's a pleasure to meet someone that's also apart of the hierarchy.
>>5600272
I've never heard of this "Termina" before, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Please continue with your explanation. You've stricken my curiosity.
>>5600239
What? I'm glad to see you. Plus, you don't seem to have had a heart attack yet.
>>5600241
And what would one think about you, huh?
Do we need a host, mau?
>>5600334
yes
>>5600293
Good. Perhaps I should strange you here, too.
>>5600326
Towards what in particular?
>>5600334
We always do.
>>5600334
Yes!.
>>5600334
Ice bear would appreciate that.
>дa
>нeт
>>5600334
Of course.
>>5600328
I'm not ever gonna have a heart attack!
>>5600334
DO IT!
>>5600347
What?
>>5600328
What others think about me is not of my concern. let them think what they will, it won't change anything.
>>5600334
If you insist on it.
>>5600347
Yourself. You're an odd person after all.
あたまだけ池にどぼん あたまだけ池にどぼん うらら
あたまだけ池にどぼん また あたまだけが池にじゃぶじゃぶ
あたまだけが池にどぼん 頭だけが池に沈んでく
あたまだけが池にどぼん あわわ 息ができない さいなら
>>5600017
Luck may be on my side, but we also have numbers.
Are you certain you can do it alone?
>>5600049
Ah! Raven, how pleasant it is to see you again, I take it your well?
>>5600076
Apologies, I must admit that your corporation has peaked my interest, however I will cease any further questions.
Toфy, ты eщё здecь?
>>5600297
Кoмe - тeлeфoн нe пaлитcя, тoлькo имя/ник кoтopый мeняeтcя в люббoe вpeмя
Лeнe - кинь тeлeгpaм.
Дeкy - я зaбaнeн нa вce двoщe, дo пoл пepвoгo.
>>5600231
Hi, lost in our championship game :(
>>5600398
Ice bear
>>5600398
Saber
>>5600262
You would assume correctly.
It is only a formality, however. I do not truly need to eat.
>>5600398
Togami Byakuya
>>5600398
Pussy Destroyer
>>5600409
... That was an entry post... Enter in quick!
>>5600416
Sorry to hear that. You're still the best in my book.
>>5600398
Bowser
>>5600404
I got an army, I bet you weaklings couldn't even stomp a Goomba.
>>5600398
Colette
>>5600398
Fork
>>5600398
Artoria Pendragon
>>5600398
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5600379
Ahem. Strand.
>>5600382
Not by my own standards.
>She bows briefly, holding her staff with both hands for the gesture
I am Ariel, ritual master and noble of the Gishki Tribe. I report only to our leader herself and her daughter.
>>5600398
Gishki Ariel
>>5600398
Clinton Removers Chaffetz and Gowdy
>>5600398
Koyomi Araragi
>>5600398
General Guy
>>5600398
Reigen Arataka
>>5600398
Hibiki
>>5600398
Goro Akechi
>>5600398
Sanae Kochiya
>>5600398
Togami Byakuya
>>5600404
You're a shady person Ringabel. If you think you're going to pull a fast one on me you've got another thing coming.
>>5600398
Classy Raven
>>5600398
Asui Tsuyu
>>5600398
Nymph
>>5600398
Lenny
>>5600398
Baki Hanma
>>5600398
A MOTHERFUCKING COP
>>5600398
Lord Beerus
>>5600398
Ringabel
>>5600450
And just how would you accomplish that?
>>5600398
Deidara
>>5600398
A Hacked 3DS
>>5600398
Peri
Vladimir Putin
>>5600398
>>5600398
Nowi
>>5600416
Лeнa cкaзaл, чтo eмy ничeгo нe нaдo. Я нe пoнял, чтo oн этим хoтeл cкaзaть. Moжeт мнe eгo cюдa пoзвaть?
>>5600398
Reinhardt
>>5600398
Yukine
>>5600494
Mine works perfectly fine, how did you fuck up
>>5600511
>Throws you in a washing machine
>Full program
>No fabricsoftner
>>5600398
Andrew Wiggins
>>5600398
King Kaito
>>5600379
Why not? No heart?
>>5600382
You seem to have changed your tune about Ariel already.
>>5600398
Sakura Saber
>>5599753
>Saber finally lets Saber's hand go.
Well, it's been a blast, but I must be off "Saber".
I look forward to cleaving you in half in the near future.
>>5599669
Now now! I'll tear that pitiful excuse you call clothing apart, your body still attached and all, but not now. I have better things to do.
Goodbye for now. Baka.
>>5600490
>She smirks for about a second
Inconveniencing you, of course.
>>5600398
Gilgamesh
>>5600530
Nah, Mine works pretty fine too, I'm just memeing.
>>5600398
Regulus Corneas
>>5600398
James Lipton
>>5600398
Stupid Guy
>>5600511
Зaбeй. Oн для Кoмы гoвopил.
>>5600404
You take it correctly, Ringabel. What have you been up to? Anything that you don't have to censor?
>>5600398
Furry porn
>>5600532
Why are you throwing me in a washing machine? Thats rude, bro
>>5600575
A ты чeгo тyт дeлaeшь? Toжe зaбaнeн?
>>5600398
Marika Tachibana
>>5600540
No.
I'm just to cool to die by something as pathetic as a heart attack!
>>5600550
What?
>>5600398
VERY smug capitalist profiting at incredible hihg speed
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>5600548
I welcome the challenge.
Farewell to you, then.
what is /brg/ doing invading us with their vodka runes?
>>5600398
You Watanabe
>>5600450
A ritual leader...so tell me, how is that any different from a cult?
>>5600540
Even if she has a short fuse I can't deny the fact I'm interested in what she's saying. It's not every day you meet someone who claims to reside somewhere you've never heard of.
I'll be taking 2 more.
Fucking anime doll in fucking full armor from
>>5600589
>имплyнтиг Toф и Coккa нe oдин чeлoвeк :>
>>5600611
Our monkey admin have sex with server and our minds
>>5600590
Is this because I didn't say 'test'?
>>5600614
>gibs piggyback ride
>>5600622
Koromaru
>>5600440
Forgive me...a goomba?
>>5600465
I can assure you I've no intention to deceive you, I'm simply a curious person is all.
>>5600578
Oh dear, you flatter me so. Though, no, I have nothing worthy for storytelling.
>>5600622
Eggman-kun
>>5600635
>Our monkey admin have sex with server and our minds
kek
Stay as long as you want.
>>5600635
A, я пpocтo нeпpaвильнo пoнял твoё cooбщeниe, извини. Дyмaл, чтo пoд "oн" ты имeл ввидy Toфy, a нe Лeнy
>>5600644
There's a reason for a person's curiosity. It's only a matter if it's righteous or not.
>>5600644
One of my weakest troops!
>>5600635
WHAT ARE ALL THESE COMMIES DOING HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is this mions fault?
>>5600635
looking at hiro he will probably do the same soon
>>5600326
Togami Byakuya, you are speaking to the one and only hero of Britain known as the King of Knights, Artoria Pendragon! You may also chose to call me Saber Alter to differ from...my other self who is currently present in this world.
>>5600427
A constant supply of mana if all a servant needs after all, but after tasting the cuisine of the human world it becomes quite the feat to turn my back at them, don't you think?
>>5600548
I accept your challenge, swordswoman.
Пиздeц пeндocы yнылыe. Oни тoлькo aнимe игpaют?
>>5600621
A cult would imply that we revere anything other than our world's major god to any degree. We may not be the Gustos, but we still ultimately worship the same being.
...It would also imply that it's without power.
>>5600594
All I would need to do is use but one of my rituals.
>>5600594
You could be doing something cool when you have it, you know.
>>5600621
That's darn near everybody here. You realize that, right?
>>5600644
Fine, what about stories you do have to censor?
You can go ahead and check it now
>>5600726
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5600726
Peri sees a pretty boy above her spot. She wonders if he stays pretty if she stabs him full of holes ~!
>>5600726
On point,lets do it!
>>5600726
Let's get started
>>5600721
I'd like to see you try!
>>5600723
And what's that?
>>5600726
Alright! Let's go!
is Russian HG invading?
>>5600770
Yes
>>5600726
Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh...it is morphing time!
>>5600770
I NOW SUMMON SIMO HÄYHÄ
>>5600710
So you also have people copying you...for what purpose are they here right now?
>>5600721
You and another group worship the game God? Isn't that unnecessary? Joining up with them would make sense if you're doing the same thing in the end.
>>5600723
I'm aware of that, but I'm sure you know not everyone here is as interesting as someone who comes in here dressing up as a magician.
>>5600726
Continue onward.
>>5600726
I stand ready.
>>5600749
It's not as if you could stop me if I wanted to.
>>5600770
No. One of our banned comrades just come here as the refugee
>>5600770
Someone poured vodka on their servers so they're just chilling on our couch for awhile. No harm in it.
>This triggers the Russian.
>>5600782
>is summoned.
REMOVE VODKA
Well looks like it's a good time to get started!
>>5600789
I could just punch you before you casted it.
>>5600640
Full Speed Ahead!!
>>5600813
>>5600813
I'll keep this with me in case someone can figure out what it is
>>5600813
Maybe Peri can use these to burn someone's eyes out~!
>>5600813
Dont blame me, its your fault
Kinda hard to trust someone holding a gun like that
>>5600813
This is limiting my vision by a lot..
>>5600813
http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>gogo is still 3rd
>>5600788
Tch. Don't most of the countries in your world have the same general religion as each other, as well?
>>5600814
Assuming I let you.
>>5600813
Guh...! I really am pale....
>>5600726
I am ready for GLORY and JUSTICE
>>5600813
Aha! You've made the right choice! By following this old man around, you'll be untouchable!
>>5600813
>>5600813
>>5600813
Oh well... It was a Bad Idea to carry a gun anyways.
>>5600749
I dunno. Maybe you'd be trying to strangle that plumber you were talking about and you put in too much effort.
>>5600788
People like that are automatically interesting? Can't really say that's a fair assumption. Somebody dressed plainly could be of great interest.
>>5600813
Trust me, guy, together, we're gonna wreck a lot of faces!
>>5600860
>>5600860
ISS-chan just end my suffering
I find it kinda ironic a fork goes off to do that...
Two parties enter the basement, but something happens to one of them, causing half of the tributes of one party to be lost down there forever.
>>5600680
I suppose that's up to you to decide.
>>5600682
You seem quite adamant on taking this arena for yourself.
>>5600723
Well, I could always tell you about the dream I had last night, but you probably don't want to hear it.
>>5600813
That's going to haunt for for an eternity, isn't it?
post avas
>>5600882
Its really dark in here.
>>5600882
>he reaches for the candy in his pocket, but to no avail
What is this? I've been had!
>>5600882
I thought this mansion was abandoned...
>>5600876
More
>>5600882
Make sure to check every place, I'll wait for you upstairs.
>>5600882
Peri is scared..You people go first and Peri promises she won't stab you in the back..more than ocne ~! Keeheee!
>>5600882
I could've sworn that building was covered in blood for a moment. Either my eyes are deceiving me again or this is one of those "glitches" the kids talk about. Maybe I should ask Hana? She's great with the tech!
>>5600882
You're not even a participant. What is this?
>>5600846
I wouldn't know about all the religions, but they differ quite a bit with what God they praise. I do know people group Christianity and Catholicism together most of the time despite there being differences between the two. I'm getting that kind of feeling from the two groups you've mentioned.
>>5600871
They could be the most interesting person in the world, but dressing plainly won't help other people understand that. The louder the person is, whether it's how they dress or the volume of their voice, the more likely someone's going to find out just how interesting they may be.
>>5600882
You guys go on without me. I'll stay on the first floor and be on look out.
>>5600880
>>5600919
>Jihads the anons
>Im about to do something important IRL, wish me luck or I might die
>>5600882
Ypu think thats a haunted house?
Lets go inside and find out!
>>5600846
Assuming you can cast it fast enough.
>>5600871
That plumber is the bane of my existence.
No matter what I do he always ends up having the upper hand!
It ain't fair I tell you!
>>5600882
Looks like... Something.
>>5600890
Yep!
Once I take it over and steal the princess that plumber will have no choice but to enter it!
And when he does, he ain't coming back!
>>5600882
I don't think we're going to find anything.
>>5600953
I wish you're lucky enough to die <3
It's a dog eat dog world, and only the toughest will survive out there, especially at night!
A lot of the other tributes seem to be getting too tired from wandering the streets though, and are passing out.
>>5600980
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>dies from an heart attack
>>5600980
damn it, im starving..
>>5600813
I will find a suitable vehicle for this fuel and start our journey, let's go!
>>5600788
My former self is not a copy but her own version of the same identity. As for the reason of our manifestation, a war for the grail is probably about to burst soon...however, somehow I have been summoned without a master, which leaves me in a considerable disadvantage.
>>5600882
>>5600928
I have no use for cowards in this quest, leave or be slain if you will insist to be a hindrance in my way.
>>5600980
I hate working with you. I'm not your slave.
>>5600980
Are you going to give up on trying to poison me?
>>5600890
Why mention it if it's of no potential worth? Go for it, I say.
>>5600948
Though, it wasn't interest that got me talking to you, per se. It was the opportunity for a zinger.
>>5600956
And if you worry about that too much, boom! Heart attack city, population: you.
>>5600980
Down boy, down! I SAID DOW--
>>5600953
>Godspeed, best Manakete.
>>5600980
Biiiig bloody bug is going to get you ~!
>>5600980
I've just been getting rocks...
>>5601010
Then what am I supposed to do!?!
>>5600980
What is this!? Of what crimes am I being accused!?
>>5600980
>takes the fork
>sneaks inside the house
>eats everything in the fridge
>>5600995
Someone who claims to be a king needs a master? That sounds backwards to me. It should be you that needs a servant.
>>5601010
I'm well aware. I hope you're happy about getting all those jokes out of your skinny body.
>>5600980
>>5600990
W-wait, huh? I was only trying to show off my cool costume..
>>5600995
Shut up! Normally Peri would be happy to be the first to slay spooky monsters. Buuuut she has to be really careful these days....
>>5600953
Good luck!
>>5600980
Is that a Dragon costume? Haha! How precious.
Tell me child, did you know I slay Drag-ARGH