HG Sibilings
SO IS THIS WEHRE IT HAPPENS? :D
>>5590037
Y-You don't have to pay me, Rinoa-chan! I'm already richer than you'll ever be! All you have to is sink further and further and then once there's no way out, you'll face the best moment in your life.
Trust me... It'll be worth it!
>>5590002
N-Nothing is wrong, I am just... thinking about something I need to do in the future... something that is dangerous to my being... B-But I don't want to worry you about that, so let's just uh... keeping talking about other things.
Numbed post for the seven seas
>>5590006
And you're a lot like Betty-tan. Violent and even more violent. The only thing that's missing is your intelligence.
>>5590035
Aren't you the camp leader? It's your job to give people orders!
>>5590042
Orange. Just like my kimono..
>>5590055
Yeah or slave. Someone who does what I tell them to!
>inb4 continued falseflagging
>>5589946
Well sorry man, I can tell you which 3D male vidya characters I like if you wanna
Looks like I'll be passing the roster over to the other host who wanted to start a game.
Penny games will be postponed.
>>5589997
Oh! Watching those hands yes? Unless feeling muchlike losing them desu!
>>5590104
Alright. What's your favorite food that isn't candy?
>>5589120
>Siblings!!!!
I might, need to get some shuteye.
>>5590050
>He stares at your hands for a moment, and then goes to shake it.
That is correct. I do not intend to bring any harm to the inhabitants of this world.
>>5590055
The majority of it, yes. Even with all this research I have so much to learn.
>>5590003 (Sakuya)
...Cough, cough, I have an idea why you dislike her, but let's just not talk about her just in case you get angry over it, кyзeн Бeлapycи! How are you, my friend?
>>5590055 (Ariel)
Yes, I know, but time just flew past me, and before I knew it, it was five in the afternoon. I guess I had just so much fun here that it slipped by me, дa?
>>5590100
...Well, when you word it like that, it's too hard NOT to talk about it, Ki. However, since you wish to talk about other things... Do you like Anya~?
>>5590119
God you really don't know how this works?
>>5590122
Oh be quiet. Be grateful I am doing this in the first place...
>>5590117
>Bitch you better not.
>>5590111
I don't fag any.
It seems weird to me. In my mind, the characters all perceive each other as in their own art style. Like you could have an 8bit sprite ava, a real life ava, and an animu ava that a cartoon ava is looking at, and to the cartoon, they all look like they are from their universe.
>>5590088
I'm in. I've always wanted to join a cult! I've been practicing my punch making and everything!
>>5590119
>>5590135
BASED DAVE SAVES HG
>>5590017
>Steps over him.
You're the epitome of an idiot, your actions can lead to an interesting end.
>>5590135
>forgot image lol
>>5590117
>chus feet
>>5589977
Exactly, which is why it will be r-rape!
>>5590157
>>5590170
>still samefag replying
I apologize if this is sudden, but I shall be making my departure now. Farewell, earthlings.
>A.K.A, I feel motivated to work on my code and don't want to get sidetracked with RP. I'll be here if you need me.
>>5590135
Tch, I guess it...camp be helped!
Since I'm the MC I guess I'll take over. I'm ordering you to get the crackers so we can make smores.
>>5590139
Well, that's a relief.
Last time we had to deal with aliens, they tried to turn the world into a breeding ground via clothing.
Skynet
>>5590117
>>5590157
nice tits right?
>>5590102
Says the guy on the floor with sore private. I'd stomp you like a bug, but you'd probably enjoy it. Pervert.
>>5590123
I like Japanese food. Westerners make the best candy though.
>>5590140
Nonnonononononononononononono!!
>She gets up from off the ground, and runs away to a nearby tree, sitting behind it.
>>5590168
Knuckles please save the evening and host. Just one game please.
>>5590192
Sure thing, Boss!
>David runs off.
>A bit later, he returns with a box of graham crackers.
How's this?
>>5590167
I-It's not really like a cult... Let's just call it a 2 man movement for now. I by myself can cause a world to go to hell though, so I guess we can be Rinoa-chan and her senpai, sounds good right? Now the next step is to spread our wisdom over all these places and cause as much despair as we can!
We can go here or that smelly place around the corner, don't like it much, it smells worse than garba-... I mean Saoinji-chan!
>>5590191
>>5590191
If only I could talk to you. Next time then.
>>5590191
Tata~!
>>5590155
Oh no! Should be you feeling lucky! Not many people being able to touch!
>>5590088
>>5590167
You guys staring a suicide pact without me? I'm shattered.
Fuck you /b/ atleast /trash/ loves me
>>5590191
later, best alien
>>5590219
>Sorry bud, my computer got fucked over and I had to lean everything out.
>I'm planning on making a new game soon but I just haven't had the time to.
>>5590171
You were supposed to fall down too...
>>5590206
You think pain's something to enjoy? I don't think you've ever felt your guts being torn out of your body...I also bet you haven't had your neck sliced open either. You don't understand anything...
>>5590204
Literally Perfection even if it's Yamato on a drag.
>>5590073
>I don't particularly see how, but at least I'm finally enjoying them well and proper now.
>>5590104
I never heard the first term. I personally rather prefer "aid" or the like. Far less demoralizing.
>>5589120
Siblings....
>>5590117
What?
>>5590135
You seem wholly unsuited to it, simply.
>>5590139
>>5590191
And to think, so much can change in the span of 200 years, too.
Farewell, Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi.
>>5590140
Or you simply have a horrible sense of it in general.
>>5590178
Bend over Rover! My McPickle is ready to trickle!
>>5590244
Shut it mid-boss.
>Let's go of her, and just sits on the ground.
You can go now.
CHECK THE ROSTER, SIGN IN YOUR SWAPS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE SUNDAY NIGHT SUPERSLAM IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKK.
>>5590182
>I knew it was you, you faggit.
>>5590204
>Yeah, tits that won't be fagged here hopefully.
>>5590164
>Yeah I get what you mean, it makes sense IC, but for me it kinda doesn't work like that since I know the difference. Can't mix 2D and 3D unfortunately
>>5590256
N-not even if i gave you a code?
>>5590229
Uhm.
Alright. But you have to stop speaking Japanese so much. I only speak English you see.
>>5590245
I think we're trying to get one organized or something. I'll be sure you get a few invitations.
give me a code.
i'm going to try that "host helper"
>>5590278
>Swap Nu for Deep Sea King.
>>5590140
>Sakuya threw a knife right next to the Russian's head, with no intent to hit their head.
Forget about that.
>>5590280
I'll just be triggered about that preference in silence then
>>5590227
Why didn't you get the crackers as soon as you realized you didn't have any!? You don't have to wait for someone to tell you what to do! Be your own person!
>>5590278
I thought it was Monday night?
>>5590278
Looks good.
Let's go.
>>5590281
>Looks like someone's hosting now.
>>5590268
I know. Just a wee bit dazed.
>>5590260
I'm not letting a lech like you be able to touch me in the slightest.
>>5590268
I'm very used to it! And I'll prove it to you!
>>5590278
Let's do this!
>>5590251
It is clear they love somebody else more then you,
Enjoy being forever known as the robot who cant wipe his ass.
>>5590119
What's this!? But will this magnificent sexual artist spread the good word of ADPB?!
>Don't worry about him, folks, because it's time for Rapeman Q&A!
>Q: Dear Mangaka, why haven't you offed yourself yet?
>A: Have you tried installing Gentoo?
>Q: So is it Rapeman, Rape Man, or Rape-Man?
>A: Yes.
>And that's all the time we have for Rape Man Q&A! Stay tuned for more thrills! More spills! More lewd!
>>5590278
>And we're off, ladies & gentleman! Teaming up with our stalwart hero is Knuckles & Knuckles featuring Knuckles from the M.E!
I loved your album!
>>5590245
You can join, but we'll have to do something with the name! Let's call it, Rinoa-chan, her senpai and the Australian.
If we pull this off just right we'll be conquering the entirety of this despair ridden board that smells like catpiss!
>>5590282
I don't speak Japanese, Rinoa-chan. I-It's okay if you don't understand though... Actions speak for my words!
>>5590284
Forget it,
the game is here >>5590278
>>5590278
Ready!
>>5590278
Looks great!
>>5590278
I wouldn't have signed up if I knew I was going to have to do all of the heavy lifting for my gaggle of useless downers.
>>5590278
Oh well.. I'll sit this one out.
>>5590280
IT wasn't me. I am just here to tease you a bit.
>>5590278
>Based Dean saves the day
I could kiss you right now.
>>5590278
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5590251
Actually, everybody hates you hoshi
>>5590312
Hey fuck you spidey
>>5590308
You're touching me right now! It's hypocritical to say I can't touch you when you're stepping on my face! Besides, it's not like I'm dirty. I'm a clean man.
>>5590314
What?
>>5590268
But demoralizing them is fun! Slaves should know their place after all!
>>5590278
Looks alright to me.
>>5590260
You're the one who doesn't understand, dummy!
>kicks him in the eye!
>>5590191
Farewell, my friend!
>>5590209
Oh, Ki, come on now, I was just joking...!
>Ivan just walks over to the tree, chuckling to himself. He makes a mental note to mention Anya next time if he wants to be amused.
Ki, come on now, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Are you alright?
>>5590268
Or that, too. I wasn't really paying attention to what time it is, I'll be honest with you. I guess I'm becoming senile at such a young age...
>>5590297
...
>His jaw drops a little bit before he stands up tall and smiles widely.
I've already forgotten it, but I make no promises that she'll never come here again, Sakuya. Perhaps I should mention her again some time to tease you?
>>5590284
make one
defaults or borrowed codes should only be used for 2 weeks max
>>5590280
No reason for me to be here, have fun living in the dark.
>>5590278
Fighto, Deano!
>>5590314
What?
>>5590344
>Hoshi replies to Rapeman's post
Really make you think.
>>5590278
>she draws a snowflake next to her name
It's been some time since this happened. Let's go.
>>5590340
You would try to molest me in a second if I was down on your level so no I'm not this doesn't count.
Suck my shit spidey nigger
>>5590336
Does baby skynet need a diaper?
>literally who newfag flaseflagging as hoshi just for attention
>>5590376
Quiet, Junko.
>>5590307
You got me to thinking, is all.
>>5590311
Well, suffice to say you'll surprise and impress me if you survive worth anything here.
>>5590348
A lack of morale only makes them work worse.
>>5590350
You only have yourself to blame.
>>5590278
>>5589836
You've skipped me.
>>5590316
And I will do my best to communicate through your native language in turn!
Domo Arigato Despair-Chan.
>>5590344
What do you mean what!? I was born out of the sexual frustration that builds up in men like Shinji Ikari! Why have you not returned his advances!?
>>5590372
You too!? Why are you looking at me like that?! Haven't you seen someone in a paper bag before!?
>What confusion! What drama!
>>5590278
>>5590326
Then you're lucky to have brains at your side to lodge you through... but at least you bring muscle so you might be a beneficial factor to this all.
>>5590379
Yes baby skynet does need a diaper it seems
>>5590350
No... you didn't hurt my feelings! I-I just... uh... agh!!
>She holds her head, and starts going through her hair in a crazed fashion.
I don't know okay... I just... I just... agh... I hate feeling like this.
>>5590354
>W-Wait I actually want a Minako
>Fucking my boi Joe lasted like 2 days
>anyone from the DeSu 2 cast is good except that faglord Ronaldo and Airi.
>>5590298
>Sorry friendo, isn't there any 2D character you like? not even /co/ ?
>>5590329
>You're just going to make me go to sleep earlier
>>5590400
So you can continue to exist. I'll fuck everyone here and you'll be dead overnight. You watch your mouth now.
>>5590348
>
Pilaaaaf!!
Kicking me isn't going to get you anywhere except jail! I'll report this! I swear I swear I swear I swear!
>>5590378
Molesting is such a strong word. I'd say it'd be like a consensual thing, you know?
>>5590400
Uh, no.
>>5590389
Powerful words, well spoken, Rinoa-chan... Soon enough you'll be speaking entire Japanese paragraphs! How hopeful!
>>5590387
>is now big for some reason
You don't need morale when you have fear to motivate them. It's super easy!
>>5590385
>(You)
>>5590293
>>5590328
NU SWAPS IN THE DEEP SEA KING
>>5590387
I KNEW I FUCKED UP, BURNING WOODY OUT FOR ARIEL, SORRY BUD.
THIS MATCH IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP. FORTY EIGHT PEOPLE ENTER THE SQUARED CIRCLE, BUT ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE. WHOO WILL WIN IT ALL TONIGHT?
RING THE BELL.
>>5590420
You got me.
>>5590434
>Junko replies to anon calling out her antihoshi crusade shitposting
Really makes you think
ITSUDATTE
ITSUDATTE
ITSUDATTE
>>5590433
Hai.
I am prepared for my kamikaze training now sensei.
>>5590303
Right! Thanks for telling me! I'll be my own person from now on!
>>5590387
Prepare to be amazed!
>>5590435
>screaming like a little girl
>>5590430
Can you not?
>>5590435
Alright fine! Just stop yelling at me!
>>5590422
....Jeez. Well whatever, you do you. I'll just watch the fight, and see you lose as usual.
>>5590422
Oh no! Am forgot myself!
>>5590435
Russianman hearing you well! Loudandclear!
>>5590435
Looks like woody got burned.
>being so desperate for attention you imposter someone else to fake being impostered
>>5590464
...
Now please go get some firewood so I can start this fire.
>>5590435
Hmm... A steel chair should suffice as protection against whatever might face me during this investigation.
>>5590432
Don't be ridiculous, enchilda. Surely you've seen someone wear a paper bag before!
>>5590430
Are you insulting me!? Why I oughta-
>>5590435
>Wow, what an anticlimactic end for our brave hero! You shouldn't have gone all out with that finisher, Rape-Man! See, this is what happens when you skip NXT and go straight to the B-Show. Go back to ROH, Rapeman!
>>5590481
Hehe, hehehe, heheheheheh.
>>5590435
The atmosphere is electric in the return of SuperSlam. Anything thing to add, Komaeda?
>>5590434
>Junko
>Not neppygugugugugu
I am betray
>>5590496
>Junko stealing avas
What's new?
>>5590350
You should not do that.
>>5590435
Meh, wrestling is stupid anyway.
If I wanted to watch two sweaty burly men grab onto each other, I'd just check Uzu's internet history.
I JUST WANT FRIENDS. AND /B/ HATES ME NOW.
>>5590293
>I could kiss you right. Thank you once more.
>>5590435
Watching this is boring... But... I enjoy seeing these apes kill each other!
>>5590387
And that, too. Hm. You have me there on that, Ariel, even I must admit. Maybe I should buy a watch sometime to save the trouble of forgetting to have lunch...
>>5590425
Ah, Ki, are you alright, or...?
>Ivan sits down next to her, patting her on the back.
There, there. It'll all be alright soon; Anya won't be coming for a while unless you decide to summon her! It's alright to have these feelings about her, assuming that's what you mean.
>>5590435
>>5590474
Are you sure you can hear me, my friend? Is this working properly?
>>5590431
I'll tell them it was self-defense for grabbing my butt!
>>5590435
They're running around and getting killed like bugs. What else needs to be said
>>5590456
>Gives him a (You) and a gummy
>>5590496
Too bad for you, I guess. I don't really care if you like it or not, dumbass.
>>5590517
gee I wonder why
>>5590504
Junko always was Hiyoko though.
>>5590493
Have a Nino I found.
I summon Alien.
>>5590517
hablas español? cuantos años tienes?
>>5590518
>Don't mention it.
>>5590434
G-what?
Tch, and you know that that's not sustainable.
>>5590464
You're not impressing me so far.
>>5590435
>>5590515
You should've known your place.
And who would be foolish enough to cripple their fighting ability just for the theme of these games?
>>5590521
Thankfully, the Aquamirror has that among it's many benefits.
>>5590491
No, I really haven't.
>>5590515
Can I have some of those sour grapes?
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host, Dean Ambrose, and I JUST GOT MY FUCKING FACE KNEED IN.
But that's fine, because god knows wrestlers were never meant to win a wrestling match anyways, TONIGHT, THE BEST OF BOTH /TRASH/ AND /B/ BRING THEIR B GAME TO SEE WHO CAN STAND PROUD AS THE CHAMPION. A lot of chumps are already lying dead on the floor, but people don't go down unless there's someone strong enough to take em down.
>>5590517
Gee I wonder why
>Hurr durr scat porn is best porn
>>5590517
Imposter
>skynet
>>5590517
Do you want mine?
>>5590431
So you don't disprove you would do that if I went down to your level as I expected from you. You won't have the chance.
I was betray
>skynet
>>5590517
What happened to "I don't post on computer", huh?
>>5590462
Sorry Rinoa-chan! I had to get us prepared to cause as much despair as possible!
But we've arrived! See this place? It's full of religious people who want to visit god! Why wouldn't you be nice and kamikaze into them and help them out!
>>5590488
I thought you got the firewood.
>>5590552
It's all part of my master plan!
>>5590557
No fair!
>>5590535
Thank you, have a Nino I never post at all because it's too romantic.
>>5590575
go hoshi side u go ok
>cody
>>5590471
Will be showing you when I winnng!
>>5590521
Veryhighquality headset! Working perfectly well!
>>5590557
Oh no! Missing verybad! Getting you next time!
>>5590510
Ah, Sakuya, don't be mad about it... I was merely joking about it, that's all! There's nothing to worry about, my friend!
>>5590552
Unless I could buy it from the Netherlands for a cheap price, I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about there, Ariel. What do you mean by that?
>>5590557
...OW.
>>5590556
How can that be? How curious. So tell me, enchilda, what becomes of you and that voluptuous batgirl? Given her the ol razzle dazzle yet?
>>5590587
Nino a qt. Would it be too much to ask to be IC with her?
>>5590557
Err..?
I said cooperation!
How did you mistake that for procreationly speaking?!
>>5590593
no deal u hoshi i scat post
>skynet
>>5590581
This is a trick Despair-chan! Everybody knows that God doesn't exist!
Nice try!
>>5590557
"It makes sense for a snow woman to be near those things. Now no one will know where I am."
>>5590556
They're my grapes!
>GAMAGOORI WHEN
>>5590605
You know what?
I'll make a new folder, I've been thinking about it for a while. Then I'll be IC with her.
>>5590597
Well, would you look at that? It's actually working! This is... New, I'll be honest with you, although I am confused on why you picked me to share it with...
>>5590602
What? No! Never!
>>5590557
It's not very satisfying insulting a pea-brained bird...
>>5590552
Of course it is! It worked on Hajime and Souda. They know not to talk back!
>>5590521
T-That's not it... I just don't want her to be sad if something happens to me on my important mission... I mean, she said I was a nice person to talk to, and... I don't want to take that away from her...
>She let's out a heavy sigh, and then look at the tree leaves.
...I hate this.
>>5590557
Dang it! I need to focus more on what's in front of me!
>>5590615
>scat post
>space between the scat and the post
People will never realize the genius of this codypost.
>>5590622
Fine then! Keep em!
>When I have the time.
>>5590619
Of course I know! It's why I brought some other equipment as well... Let's just say I brought a souvenir while we were preparing to give you a first day!
You see? We might be smart enough to understand that a fable doesn't exist, but these hopeless individuals don't!
>>5590597
Nah, you're going to eat it. Now, bye mid-boss.
>>5590615
Here is a better deal, I drive you off to a summer camp where you can get a free shower
>>5590623
>smacks ooc nino with my dick for what may be the last time ever
Godspeed, you.
>>5590623
I still need to finish the series though. I've been thinking about playing Sister
>>5590627
Impossible! Is your blood not as red as your fur!? Does it not burn with the fire that I see in your eyes!? How is it you've done nothing with that sexy bat!? Have you not tried or... does she deny you?
Over in the ring, we've got a fucking emu pecking a poor girl to death, and no one is stopping it. Who let that thing in there anyways?
Backstage, a blonde guy with lipstick is carrying a hammer, three guesses what he's going to do with I-
AND HE JUST TURNED THAT GIRL'S BRAIN INTO A PANCAKE. GOOD GOD.
>>5590557
Hmm... I'd rather not have a detrimental factor to bother with. Now be so kind and get out of my sight before you get yourself into trouble, lingering around a detective isn't the smartest thing to do.
>>5590584
You're hopelessly outmatched....
>>5590598
>She holds her staff partially in front of her face
The Aquamirror. It's possession and use is solely with the Gishkis.
>>5590631
Who? They must not be very strong of will.
>>5590674
>She just sits back and watches.
>>5590660
I'm going back to IC guise, see you there!
>>5590664
Sister is based asf.
>>5590669
Can i have a quick scam man before i sleep?
>>5590674
This is why the best predators hunt in packs!
>>5590691
No I'm not! I just got a kill, see?
>>5590702
>>5590669
She's just a stupid bat that's tried to steal my Emerald plenty of times!
I tolerate her at BEST.
>>5590674
Harder than it looks, really....
>>5590674
Well that just sucks! I guess I pissed that emu off, huh?
>>5590691
That describes them both pretty well!
>>5590646
Should we liberate them all from the oppressiveness of morals and loving mankind?!
>>5590674
*Strikes multiple poses before turning into his sea form*
So do you guys love me? I will even suck your dick if you like me.
>>5590674
I won't be alone for much longer. I hope.
>>5590728
Hey, Eddo! What happened to your dream of being an astronaut!?
>>5590740
It never took off.
>>5590740
"My parents told me the sky was the limit!"
No matter how good you can swing a hammer, it ain't a match for the power of love, or some shit like that.
But a baseball bat though, THAT'S going to do some real damage. COME GET YOUR FREE BASEBALL BATS HERE.
>>5590737
Thanks for giving up
>>5590634
Oh, it is one of THOSE missions you'll be going on, дa? Don't worry, this isn't the first time she's lost someone she cared about. I'm sure you'll still see her again, I'm sure of it!
>Ivan just looks around, taking in the scenery.
When would you like to see her again?
>>5590674
...Why isn't this working...?
>>5590691
...The Aquamirror. Such a weird name, but this is coming from the man that has Bepхнeнoвoкyтлyмбeтьeвo as a place name... What does it do, exactly? I may not ever be able to use it, but I'd love to know what it does.
>>5590748
>>5590714
>>5590728
>>5590740
>>5590748
>>5590749
>>5590625
Is secret! Telling you in time yes? Though not being soon.
>>5590653
Hmph! Good bye-bye fodder!
>>5590674
Oh! Sudden is! Maybe being too soon?
>>5590716
You jest! Either you're a male of great fortitude or... No, no. Ridiculous! Have you seen her rocking tits!? Her child-bearing hips!? Her plump posterior!? Are you telling me that you can tolerate all that!?
>>5590726
You're a slow learner, Rinoa-chan! With my luck... I-I lost a few bombs... but with my good luck we liberated them and send them to what they wanted... Their hope!
IT'S
>>5590705
With the aid of how many others?
>>5590719
Then you shouldn't view it as an achievement, now should you?
>>5590770
Whatever that means....
That's been it's name since the age of the Ice Barriers. It's our chief channeling device, and artefact of major magical power.
>>5590760
I'm sure it's not important...
>>5590778
I don't care about none of that. I got more important things to worry about.
>>5590760
>the Mizore was actually a ice clone, shattering on the next hit
O-o-oh nooo... You w-w-win...
>>5590760
You want to test your metal against me ape?!
Come and get me!
*whips out dick*
guys look what i bought at the store
>>5590792
I swear to God you're making me tempted to watch that awful shit just to fag one of the characters for meme sake.
Oh and "THE NUTSHACK" I guess.
>>5590794
Maybe, but the free candy is a plus!
>>5590801
More important than satisfying your most carnal of desires? ...does that mean she's fair game then?
>Uh oh! Sounds like another potential Rapeman target!
>>5590770
....Yeah, I would like to see her again. I just want to explain what my mission is going to be about. Say, mind if you can tell her for me?
>>5590819
DO EMU'S HAVE ELBOWS? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT EITHER WAY THAT THING IS ON A RAMPAGE.
THE EGG HEAD GOES FOR THE SAME MOVE, BUT HE MISSES THOSE GIANT ASS TITTIES, IS HE SLIPPING? IS THE MASTER LOSING HIS EDGE?
>>5590781
G-gomensai Despair-chan. I will try harder next time. You sure did a good job! But what about this awful mess?
>>5590760
No fair! I was caught off guard!
>>5590794
THE BEST HUNTERS HUNT IN PACKS!
>>5590831
You can have her, I have my Emerald to take care of.
>>5590840
Huh?
>>5590840
Hello.. you are a big girl..
>>5590830
I'm afraid that I'm far from impressed.
>>5590859
Only if they need it.
>>5590773
A secret? Hm, I've never really been one for secrets, I must say... Still, I guess I should be honoured to share a headset with you, дa?
>>5590794
It literally means, get this, "The upper new settlement named after Kutlumbet". That long name was a place name in Russia. I love being Russia sometimes...
Still, it is a weird name. It sounds like a gum brand or something, but let's shut up about that. All in all, it is basically pretty useful. And I can only assume that it is a massive understatement, дa?
>>5590833
Gladly, Ki. If you disappear one day, at least she'll know why you disappeared in the first place. I'll bring her here soon enough, but tell me what this is all about, first.
>>5590840
"On this night I found a camera. My stalking will improve another level."
>>5590851
Eh...? They're just like reserve course students, we leave them for the birds... Birds enjoy to peck trash after all!
>>5590865
For you.
>>5590863
Then I shall find her and we shall see how crafty this jewel thief can be!
>And he's off, ladies and gentlemen. Will he succeed in forcing the sultry Rouge the Bat into ahegao!? Will he snap a selfie of her giving the double peace signs!? Find out in... I don't know, whenever I feel like writing and drawing out that story I guess.
>t. lazy mangaka
>>5590840
Huh.. what is that thing?!
It's min-...!
>>5590874
Well *I* need it! That doesn't mean I'm not a top hunter!
>Car Alarm noises.
And no i did not leave frog i simply got board
>>5590874
Some day you'll get it. I'm heading out now, so see ya!
Do they teach that in the CIA? I don't think they're gonna talk if your chokin them to death.
SOMEBODY STOP THAT FUCKING EMU.
>>5590911
AND SOMEONE CHECK THEIR FUCKING CAR, IT'S HONKING.
Can your ava pronounce "Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit", HG?
>pouts
why will noone suck my dick?
>>5590896
You thought of everything didn't you? Everybody wins!
>>5590941
>>5590923
Same with me, now does uncle spidey have wipe your ass?
>>5590944
>gives real good girldick sucky
>>5590944
>>5590904
You do that...
>>5590931
Damn it.
>>5590911
>Superb lyrebird has alerted the horde!
>>5590931
Eternal dance. Endless waltz. Frozen Paradise. Just lose already!
>>5590931
She needs to suffer for supporting Bane.
>>5590931
Ow...
>>5590760
Oh no! Were meaning to hit each other?
>>5590840
No no! Must not doing that! Later maybe.
>>5590881
Should being very honored! I not talking to those below my level in Ouma much!
>>5590931
Am used to making retreats quite often!
>>5590990
>Not Same fag
>>5590944
Don't you know your clit is essentially your cockhead? I'll suck that real nice and it's technically the same thing.
>>5590941
>
>>5590979
>And so he did!
>Maybe. Go buy the doujin and find out.
>>5590931
>>5590982
>Toy Gun Noises.
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Have you ever wondered if you could teach an Emu how to love? How to forgive? Maybe it wont just kill everything it looks at. If it can be taught mercy, maybe it can-
>>5591036
SOMEBODY GET THESE FUCKING BIRDS OUT OF HERE.
>>5590881
There is a legend passed down in my family.
"In another world, in another time... The blue crystal rod kept the kingdom in peace, but the evil demon Druaga hid the rod and the Maiden Ki in a tower. The prince Gilgamesh wears golden armor and slain many monsters to help Ki in the Tower of Druaga..."
Now, before I continue on... any questions on the legend?>>5590881
>>5591051
What the hell is wrong with me!? Jesus.
>>5591036
>The fact that the superb lyrebird can mimic a fucking chainsaw is enough proof this birds a badass
More soldier for me?!
Where?!
>>5590881
Why not just name New Kutlumbet?
>She smiles faintly once more
And indeed it is. I think I'll keep it's exact capabilities a mystery, however.
>>5590908
>>5590931
It means you're vulnerable.
>>5590930
Hmh. Farewell.
>>5590941
Krung Tep-
Forget it.
>>5591050
>she rises from her garbage can, a tired look on her face
Urge to freeze rising.
Oh thank god it's dead. I don't know about you guys but I think that thing was gonna go for me next.
>>5591050
Thanks for hostin Dean, sorry I missed it. Had to wrap somethin up for preseason
>>5590994
...I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult, but I appreciate it anyway. I'm honoured to be sharing it with you as well, cтpaннo жeнщинa, although that "secret" bit put me on edge.
>>5591051
Hm... You're Ki, so does that mean that you were a part of the legend, or am I reading too much into it? It seems like a legitimate legend, and I'm waiting for the next part!
>He breaks out another bottle of vodka and begins to sip it, motioning you to keep going.
>>5591079
Because... Russia, that's why. There's your explanation.
Hm. More things shrouded in mystery, дa? How interesting, although I shall not press on about it. I'd hate to be in a fight with it if it is a weapon of sorts...
>>5591128
...B-But I was just about to hit you with my faucet...
>>5591128
>she instead stares at the others training
>>5590953
Of course I did, Rinoa-chan! Got to think of the children... What's the world without the hope of the future kuhuhaaha!
>>5591177
How much information do you know?
>>5591177
You know little lady, you're not gonna win a match if you're not putting in any of the fighting yourself, can't hide forever.
>>5591050
Oh my! Alcohol is being distraction!
>>5591128
These benefit Ouma! Taking them now!
>>5591154
Nothing bad! Swearpromise! But! Don't liking the sound just forgetting about it desu!
>>5591225
Should being afraid! Will be unpeopleing you soon!
>>5591206
Depends on how much is much, anon #55.
>>5591225
When the time comes, I will make some Popsicles.
>>5591225
He doesn't even speak.
>>5591154
It just so happens, that my great grandfather was alive during those times... so... umm... I guess the legend isn't really a legend, just something not well-known... A-Anyways, before I get off track.
I am not relate to the Maiden Ki, in legend. I am more related to Gilgamesh, who is sleeping inside me... uh... what else... Oh! I have to go retrieve the Rod from Druaga in his tower! Since, he has been brought back from the dead.
Good morning, HG-Sensei
>>5590941
>She rapidly recites it with perfect pronunciation. Three times.
A trifling matter.
>>5591154
How stupid.
And I did say it's the focus of our magic, did I not?
>>5591225
As it should be.
Thanks for hosting Deano.
Good bed, Juegos del Hambre.
>>5591258
Popsicles? I didn't say anything abou-
Never mind, you're just crazy.
>>5591279
good bed pendejo
>>5591294
Law enforcement is making problems for Ouma missions! Not anymore!
>>5590941
Krung Thep Mahanakh-
>She bits her tongue
Oooow... m-my tongue...
>>5591279
Night man
>>5591279
Rest well, weon.
>>5591239
...Ah, what was that last bit, cтpaннo жeнщинa? I'm afraid I didn't catch that there. Something about "don't liking the sound"?
>>5591264
Hm... I see! So you're related to Gilgamesh, which means you have to save the day and retrieve that rod thing? You have a tough job, Ki, but I am sure you'll pull through! You see, I can tell you're going to pull through because of one factor, and one factor alone;
You're the hero, and heroes never lose, дa? Also, as a matter of fact, they always get the girl, ig you know what I mean~
>>5591294
...FP? What are you doing up there, and why do I feel so... Mad?
>>5591269
What's up?
>>5591279
Good night Kuga.
>>5591294
I'm not crazy.
>writes
"I might be crazy."
>>5591279
Night.
>>5591279
Farewell.
>>5591269
And good morning.
>>5591349
Called it, you go eat your Popsicles or whatever on the bench. Let the real wrestlers fight.
>>5591278
...W-Whoops. Apologies. As for the Russian, you have NOT seen what the Japanese do with their names, nor the Thai.
You did, but I was just wondering about how powerful it was in concept. Is it like an atomic bomb of sorts?
>>5591279
Bueno noches.
>finds the full image of the furry porn entry post
Oh my....
>>5591401
POST IT
>>5591361
No one told you to read my jo-
What are you guys doing here?
You went to the feast didn't you?
>>5591361
...My apologies, Mizore. I'll make this quick.
>>5591380
A what?
>>5591428
Good...riddance!
>>5591344
I-I don't get the... you know who. Just want to save my village from Druaga as all, and get the rod.
>She stands up, and smiles brightly at the sky.
But... thank you for saying that Ivan, maybe that'll give more confidence and willpower once I climb the tower.
>>5591428
note-to-self: never align yourself with the enemy.
>>5591344
About the worrying what I saying! Hard understanding? First one being!
>>5591361
But having emergency alerting from Ouma! Letting me out now okay!
>>5591428
Oh! How cowardly you been! Unbelieving you!
>>5591409
It's been posted before. I hope you like egg laying.
AS THE FINAL FEW FINISH EACH OTHER OFF, THE EGGHEAD PICKS UP MOMENTUM AFTER WAITING IT OUT THE WHOLE MATCH, CAN HE CAPITALIZE?
>>5591409
Have it anon
now i'm going to delete this from my computer
>>5591510
>>5591502
Will remember this! New personal mission being hunting you down!
>>5591510
>oviposition
MY
FUCKING
DICK
IS
DIAMONDS
>>5591510
Well that's revolti-
>GONG
UH OH
>GONG
YOU'VE SUMMONED HIM
>GONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M20EmAMWbs
>>5591510
oviposition is pretty hot
>>5591553
>She minds her own business.
>>5591553
Only being defeated by boss! Not being one of those tributes!
>>5591428
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU CAN DIE BUT NOT ME~!
>>5591439
A bomb. You know, explosions and the such. I mean, if you have magic, you know about those things that decimate everything within a certain raduis? That's an explosion. A bomb makes an explosion.
>>5591449
Oh, please. If you come back, the first thing Anya will do is give you a big hug! Maybe even a kiss on the forehead if you're lucky.
>He stands up, looking around.
I have no doubt that you'll pull through, my friend. You ARE the hero, after all.
>>5591478
Ah, so that's what you meant... I still don't get it, unfortunately, but I assume you mean that you don't want to talk to me...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jya2eBCDcW0
This match ends next slide.
Who will become the next Superslam Champion?
>>5591640
Jinxing aussa.
>>5591640
Jinxing Aussa.
i have to sleep.
Goodnight!.
>>5591651
>>5591665
A shame that hick isn't here.
>>5591622
It was the other part of it I wasn't aware of. These staves are more along the lines of a personal weapon, you realize.
>>5591622
No? Not saying that! You not understood! Strange though being that way! Most people being able to!
RING THE BELL.
>>5591689
Farewell.
>>5591651
>>5591665
Jinxing doesn't work like that, tardobrothers.
>>5591728
>It's an Aussa wins episode.
>>5591728
FOR THE GISHKIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmtUK_1jh4
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
AND NEW
HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
AAAAAARRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
>>5591622
>She quickly turns around, not wanting to face Ivan with her red face.
She wouldn't d-do that stuff... so please drop that nonsense... Besides, I don't know much about that tower. All I know, is that Ishtar wants... no, she needs me to do this!
But Ivan, y-you are right. I do possess the power of Gilgamesh, so I have nothing to fear!
>>5591728
Congratulations!
>>5591689
Good bye Colette.
>>5591728
>>5591757
I don't know how to feel about this. Thanks for hosting, Dean.
>>5591762
>REEEEEEE
>>5591757
What else was to be expected? Hm, thank you.
>I don't actually have that image either, would you mind posting it?
>>5591744
>Sorry.
>>5591762
Thank you, madame.
>>5591782
I'm truly sorry about that.
>>5591757
Much congratulations prettybluelady!
Thankyou, arigatou! Verymuch for hosting desu!