/sug/ Steven Universe General - Pilot Pals Edition Last Thr

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>My ink pens aren't here in time for inktober

dang it.

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SLUT

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>>5578555
Nice digits, op

Let the shitposting commence.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>5578572
>posting same image in consecutive threads
You are killing 4chan.

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>>5578555
Just gals being pals

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If Rose had Haoshoku Haki would it pass on to Steven?

>>5578572
I think I'm going to try inktober, but I'm way too busy to do it every day. I think I'll do it every weekend or something.

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lapissbending

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>>5578587

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nth for rape

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When will it happen /sug/

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>>5578574
I have a custom built desktop but I have like 7 hours a day waiting so a laptop would be nice.

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It's October, post comfy.

>>5578610
How is this so hot?

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>>5578579
i'll show you a nice digit

>>5578610
>Lapis will never step on your face

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>>5578577
Do not slander my wife's name. I will protect her honor.

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>>5578636
Where are you gonna put it?

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>>5578619

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Are you OKAY?

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>>5578638

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>>5578610
jasper is a cuck

>Read rick & morty fanfics for giggles
>Crossover fics keep pairing Rick with pearl
pearl is NOT for lewd OR shipping

>"between paulette and pierre i don't know who is more of a sadsack. percy is too good for either of them!"
>jaspidot and lapidot roasted
>autistic green midget confirmed best homeworld gem
>more ama commentary coming soon

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>>5578577
P E D O P H I L E

>>5578661
NO!

>>5578614
if battery is your main concern i would just use my cell phone

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>Hey Bob, what are you gonna do with that bat?

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>>5578650
I hate her AND love her. How's that for dedication?

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>>5577633

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>>5578629
Something that can run Photoshop ok/Run at least the binding of isaac afterbirth decently. Maybe slightly better.

>>5578690
>implying peri is percy
>implying lapis is paulette
>implying jasper is pierre
>implying jasper is percy
>implying lapis is pierre
>implying peri is paulette
>implying lapis is percy
>implying jasper is paulette
>implying peri is pierre

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this is a blue court board

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>>5578610
would u rather
>rape jasper
or
>let jasper rape you

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>>5578734
GOOD
but it should be she is pointing in the circle

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>>5578555

>>5578760
I'd pick the second one, but you can't rape the willing.

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Post Pearlmethyst, I need to fill my Pearlmethyst folder.

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>>5578760
consensual gentle sex with jasper

>>5578740
we know jasper is pierre because zuke likes roasting jasper and made a cuck joke about pierre in beta

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>>5578777

>>5578760
Rape Jasper.

She loves it.

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>>5578777

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>>5578802
Whops my mistake about the laptop bro, never had a one before so I didn't know, I'm a little tired so I think I'm gonna sleep for a bit man, didn't wanna leave this early but I'm falling apart here, cya later dev-anon.

What if Jasper's favorite fetish was NTR?

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Peridot is for my left hand
Lapis is for my right

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>>5578777

Who gets shattered first; Ruby or Sapphire?

>>5578737
which version of photoshop? depending on what it is i'm thinking you'll need 4+ gb of ram and possibly a video card. BoI doesn't really need anything to run

>>5578838
Then it would be too bad she's dead.

>>5578850
Neither

>>5578838
it is though

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>>5578850
None of them

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>>5578850
Ruby, we've got spares

>>5578789
>ywn have a 7+ foot tall amazonian bodybuilder gf to gently make love to you
why do I even bother existing

If Luke Cage appeared in the SU Universe, which character would he have sex with first?

>>5578850
Peridot

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>>5578850
lapis and sapphire get captured by blue diamond and shattered for being too ungrateful shits

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I still Hopal

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>>5578850
Sorry, Ruby.

>>5578850
garnet

>>5578760
rape-hug jasper
she wouldn't want it
but i would hug her anyways, long and hard

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>>5578879
Every ruby is a precious individual and they should all be cherished

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>>5578828
Sleep well :)

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>>5578850
Ruby of course. There are THOUSANDS of Rubies.

>>5578850
ruby

but not that one

>>5578883
greg

>>5578860
CS6/CC

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>>5578897
Yellow Diamond, stop falseflagging as the superior figure, she would never be that irrational, she would try to convince them to come back to homeworld with almost no strings attached.

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>>5578897
BD is fair and loves all her gems, as long as they are upper-class rares

>>5578675
It's almost unreal how much hotter limb-enhanced lapidot is compared to current lapidot

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>>5578883
Lapis because she loves black guys.

what we gonna get at NYCC

>>5578938
>Not liking lolis

>>5578953
info

>>5578939
don't be silly, lapis only loves boys she's not interested in adults

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>>5578881
you can have a bodybuilder gf tho

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>>5578938
are you saying you AREN'T sexually attracted to frogs?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11351030
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>>5578970
>liking lolis

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>>5578938
nu-lapidot is just lapis fucking a goblin

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>>5578938
You could almost say it makes all of her porn better.

>>5578970
peridot isn't a loli
>>5578985
are you fucking gay?

>>5578764
That Pearl is spot on.

>>5578953
Exclusive clip of Yellow Diamonds/Yellow Pearl song along with a live stage performance of Patti Lupone and Deede Magno-Hall

>>5578984
none autismo this is a kid show, the most we'll get is some rando gem that no one cares about

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>>5578984
who THE FUCK voted centi?

>>5577782
Filename kek

Why was Jasper naked when PD got shattered?

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>>5578978
*fucksticks

>pic unrelated

>>5578981
I wish.

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>>5579027
really?

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>>5578760
If I can't have both, raped by.

>>5578953
lappy song lappy song lappy song lappy song
and a renewal for 4 more seasons

>>5578938
>not enjoying lapedo being taller than her partner
but anyways current lapidot is about being cute, not hot

>>5579062
no

>>5579027
I wonder how Yellow Pearl will sing, I don't think she'll sound exactly like Pearl.

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>>5579040
they were doing the sex

>>5579080
whiny and annoying, pretty similar to me

>>5578984
>All those Peridot votes
I fucking wish.

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>>5579077
damn

>>5578984
>Bismuth comes back for an episode
>Gets captured as she tries to shatter HW forces that recently landed on Earth
>Gets shattered in front of Steven

>>5579040
she was just a baby, still fresh from the womb

>>5579081
>Rose didn't actually have to kill PD
>She just did it because of jealousy

Rose was a half-ton of bitch.

>>5578984
I can't believe there's 30 people here currently, why the high traffic today

>>5579130
oh nvm just noticed it's multiple choice

>>5579111
>Bismuth gets unbubbled to protect the CG from an invading HW squad
>dies a hero because her VA costs so damn much
happening

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>>5579112
kinda makes me thing
when a gem is made,do they pop out of the ground with their uniforms or naked?

>>5579111
>>5579146
#DicksOut

>>5578838
She's just discovering her kinks as she goes along

This is Jasper's redemption. Discovering the beauty of the earth through fetishes

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>>5579146
if she comes back i at least want her to interact with the barn gems

>>5579111
rip harambe

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>>5578614

>>5579178
>Expecting them to do anything interesting
We in season 1 again?

has aivi said anything interesting on that reddit AMA yet

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>>5579178
It'll take a fuckton of personal development before Business can ever interact with Lapiss on friendly terms.

>>5579112
Really hot

>>5578953
Potato records and screaming fangirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt5I8mKYNes

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Guys

What if there was lipstick...
for vaginas?

>>5579242
Don't worry, just have a couple episodes pass so that Zuke can write them as having solved all of their issues off screen :^)

>>5579242
More or less than Lapiss and Jaspergers?

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I want to gently lick bismuth's dreads

>>5579242
She seems to respect Sapphire, so I could see her being open to accepting Lapis, but I don't see Lapis giving her the same treatment.

>>5579259
gross
you really shouldn't put anything on your vagoo or it can cause infections

>>5579259
The name wouldn't change and you'd either hear nobody talk about it or everybody wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.

>>5579279
Will we ever get over Beta /sug/?

I know I probably won't.

>>5579242
It was just a big misunderstanding

>>5579312
I can get over Beta (barely) but I can't get over Puke.

>>5578933
assuming you're working on large projects and/or many layers, you should look for something with 8gb ram and an i5 or i7. graphics cards are better but not necessary. you should tailor it to the kind of photoshop work you do but here are some starting points:

https://www.amazon.com/F555LA-AB31-15-6-inch-Full-HD-Laptop-Windows/dp/B011KFQASE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&linkCode=sl1&tag=laplis-20&linkId=7f5fa581363eff6c87dc2785294ab5df
https://www.microsoftstore.com/store/msusa/en_US/pdp/ASUS-X555DA-US11-Signature-Edition-Laptop/productID.334925500?tduid=(7c3690cac36a479045e600be89cc6f1f)(256380)(2459594)(exBsg.4.zaI-K3z2IE6IffWz89LtOlkocw)()
https://www.amazon.com/HP-Pavilion-13-s128nr-13-3-Inch-Full-HD/dp/B014X4UAUI/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1445902284&sr=1-2&keywords=hp+pavilion+x360&linkCode=sl1&tag=laplis-20&linkId=9eb9f550879c434656df99cd46cc384a
https://www.amazon.com/ZenBook-UX305CA-13-3-Inch-Laptop-Windows/dp/B01578SQFU/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1464644723&sr=8-1&keywords=ux305ca&linkCode=sl1&tag=laplis-20&linkId=d449ff2fc0b5e46c9c2983492b496b56

you might also want to think about how important resolution and color accuracy are. basically ips is always better than tn and 1920x1080 or 1600x900 are standard

>>5579284
yes except that Lapiss and Jaspergers don't really want to kill each other while Harambe and Lapiss would

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>>5579312
I sure won't, it will always make me happy

>>5579326
Small barbed cat penis

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>>5579298
But imagine Lapis, with bright orange lipstick on her varguba

>>5579340
t. Puke

>>5579288
i think all her body would feel like a warm polished rock

>>5579312
It was just an episode to shock the audience from how close Peridot and Lapis have gotten since Barn Mates. We'll get a Log Date type episode of how they got over their differences soon :^)

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>>5579350
do you ever go a day in your life without thinking of lauren and posting on a taiwenese butter churning forum about it

>>5579340
>Lapidot fags are so retarded that they're happy with the characters in their ship getting development together completely off-screen

>>5579346
Does she want to attract that narcissist orange quartz on purpose

All she needs to do really is open her legs

>>5579259
vargubas are kinda gross

>>5579312
I never had much issues with it anyway, so I don't need to get over anything

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>>5579346
gross, orange is an ugly color. blue is a god-tier color

>>5579364
I hope so. It's the only way I'll be happy with that shit.

>>5579370
Do you ever go a day in your life without disregarding character development in favor of shitty ship bait?

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>>5579346
*cheeto dust

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>>5579375
What are you, fucking gay?

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>>5579371
I'm not happy about it being off-screen but it was still great
I don't think zuke was satisfied either, that's why she gave us all those twitter and zine tidbits

>>5579370
Z-Zuke is stupid! It's not like I like her or anything..

Lapidot is TRASH

>>5579312
i don't care about shipping, my only problem is that Beta was horrible character development
if we got this >>5579364 then i can forgive it

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>>5579370
>when anon posts never before seen art of the otp
keep up the good work

>>5579400
>implying the zines/twitter posts had anything to do with the development we needed to see

>>5579400
>she brought the water chains out
LAPIS NO
I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED

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>>5579402
>showing that lesser human a nanogram of respect

>>5579399
roasties get the FUCK out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXUdBTzN0ZE

>>5579411
Stevidot is GOLD

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>>5579399
>jasper porn
that's wrong

>>5579417
I totally agree. I'm just worried about how likely an episode like that is.

>>5579399
bi. female bodies are nice but vaginas are weird

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>>5579441
also wrong, this is the only true endgame

>>5579443
yeah but it's hot tho

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>>5579441
Actually...

>>5579437
this is the only way she can satisfy her bondage fetish

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>>5579435

>>5579469
yeah,it's hot
but it's wrong

>>5579459
imo male bodies are nice but dicks are weird

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cooter

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>>5579459
>>5579518

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>>5579459
Dude I feel the same way.

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>>5579533
pls

>>5579533
is lapis about to get spanked liked the naughty water witch she is

>>5579582
I think vaginas are cute, as long as they are innies and not the disgusting, charred, dangling roast beef looking ones.

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>>5579518
nah, i like male bodies too, i just rather women

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>>5579599
>>5579533
Lapis is the spankER, not the spankEE

>>5579480
>both walking brick walls
>deadpan humor
>love steven to death
>hottest characters
there is too little of lapnet

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>>5579334
What is the difference between full HD and Quad GD?
The last one is closer to what I want though the 1st one seems pretty decent and a lot cheaper. The last one has used options for almost $400 less but that's probably not worth it.

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How many seasons until this happens?

>>5579631
I read a good lapnet fic once
Once

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Requesting this with Amy or Pearl

>>5579625
meant to >>5579582

>>5579612
>>5579439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q

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>>5579668
how many until this

>>5579668
Rose is dead. She altered her information to combine with human information.

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>>5579668
Rose isn't coming back.

>>5579708
Someone make lapis tongue pink or blue or whatever

>>5579693
>Ywn convince an alien to rearrange their biology just so you can fuck them and impregnate them

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>>5579682
Almost forgot about this song.

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>>5579715
When I first saved it, I thought she had buckteeth.

>>5579723
I think Rose was the one that probably pushed for the kid.

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ENDGAME:
>STEVEN AND LAPIS
>PEARL AND CONNIE
>AMETHYST AND JASPER
>PERIDOT AND GARNET
>YELLOW DIAMOND AND THE BREAKING POINT

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>>5579708
qt ship

>>5579732


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The Subreddit shalt always have the ability to remove a moderator through a post with 20 upvotes and 3 moderators approving the decision.

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>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend/boyfriend someday

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>>5579693
>>5579708

>>5579742
>gif
Lapis is one sick puppy

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>>5579751
>AMETHYST AND JASPER
hell yeah

>PERIDOT AND GARNET
HELL YEAH
i love u anon

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>>5579751
I have no problem with any of these.

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I want somebody to draw a gem wearing vagina lipstick

>>5579807
Is this how Gem Harvest ends?

>>5579668
>>5579688

Who wins in a fight?

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>>5579754
Honestly, just seeing them having fun together is a breath of fresh air to me.

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Hi guys, Just wanted to say you guys are fucking cancerous.

JUst discovered Steven Universe, I liked it a lot (Except for the new season) , even saw a few memes (Pic related) and I decided to check the reddit.

Litterally cancerous, you can't say one bad thinga bout the show or it gets banned. Just fanart and ships. Whatever, So I check /sug/ (Someone recommended me here)

Did I really expect it to be better? No. But I REALLY didn't expect it to be worse.

1) WTF is wrong with you people and Jasper? Why does so much art exist for her? WHy do you even like her? She has litterally done nothing likeable or redeemable, is a fucking antagonist. The only reason I can think of is because she's muscular? But I really don't even think her design ist hat special.

2) WTF is this boards obsession with redemption arcs? I've never seen so many manchildren in denial that a character can be bad and not be redeemed.

3) Do you guys watch this show for the plot or the waifus? Seriously asking, the way I see this board discuss episodes or plot reminds me of 13 year olds writing harry potter fanfiction.

All in all, fuck you guys.

>>5579860
why don't you ask them,peridot?

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>>5579860

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>>5579860
S-stupid clod...

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>>5579807
why

>>5579874
Actually just thought of something else, there are only 34 FUCKING POSTERS HERE. How the fuck are you retards posting night and day about this shit? Is STeven universe the only thing you have in life? WTF?

>>5579874
1. I personally don't like Jasper, but some people like the bad guys so I assume that's why people like her

2. Steven Universe is a show about healing and love

3. I watch it for the lore and my waifu. Shipping is pure garbage

>>5579874
1: People like siding with the villain sometimes. She also buff and memes n' shit
2:Some people just want there waifu to be in the right
3: Both, its never just one

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>>5579901

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>>5579490

>>5579392
no I don't, because it's just a cartoon. I can't imagine holding all this venom towards a cartoon writer over the details of a fictional character, especially if it's not even their fault but the collective fault of the writing team for not planning more eps towards the development
and you're probably jumping the gun here, it's not like we'll never get more lapis eps. just wait and see before judging her character arc

and I think the lapis/peridot relationship got all the development they thought we needed to see - it sucks but I'm pretty sure we were supposed to accept "okay they're in the clear for friendship now" at the end of barn mates and from there it's pretty logical how it went. peridot is a stubborn pleaser, lapis is nice to people who are good to her if she trusts them. showing exactly how the closeness happened would be nice but it wasn't exactly necessary (like the onion ep definitely was) and people would probably get sick of all the "lapidot episodes". but I'm still happy with where they're at because it was nice and makes sense to me even if they didn't show it

like I don't get what lapidot haters want, you'd bitch and whine if they got more episodes about them but the show basically did a timeskip with them and you're still whining. this show has a lot of flaws but you still hyper focus in on this. I think you guys think lapidot is more important than the writers do

like they've been stingy about fucking everything with lapis, her relationship with jasper and time as malachite is also something that could've used a lot more screentime

>>5579437
when it comes to the lapis/peridot relationship, it kinda was. peridot tweeted about "learning stuff together" with her and everything, implying she saw how upset she was after AAS, etc. guess they wanted to leave it to our imaginations though, like subtext or whatever

>>5579901
i hope we have another flockdraw soon,they're fun

>>5579932
>>5579920
The only redeemable part of this board is that the other day I pointed out how trash the new season was and I didn't get flamed at. I'll give you that over shittit.

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>>5579874
fuggyu shit taste anon

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>>5579901
people posting my old flockdraws :T

>>5579955
season 3 was miles better than season 2 dude

>>5579860
Peridot does

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Rebecca Sugars Gropal is great

>>5579999
I'm talking about season 4

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>>5579983
Wait, that was really you??

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>slurp slurp suckle gulk

>>5579874
what did you say on reddit to get banned?

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>>5580018

>>5580022
ah, you meant the shitty season we're in now. yeah it's pretty bad, probably the worst so far

>>5580025
Yeah i did few of those, most of them was heavily referenced from other pictures, i tried to make that clear.

>>5579874
Eh I've got nothing better to do, might as well bite.
>jasper
"i don't like it therefore fuck you" is a terrible argument. People like her design, her attitude, whatever. The point is, people like her, and you disliking her isn't going to change that. get over yourself.
>redemption
people discussing characters they would like to see return is not an "obsession." Steven always tries to see the best in everyone, so it makes sense that people would assume he might try to reason with his antagonists. Also, discussion doesn't mean people are insisting something is going to happen, so I don't understand why you think anyone talking about it would be delusional.
>waifus
don't be a faggot, people have their favorite character and they'll want to post about their favorite character. Obviously we care about the show as a whole or else we wouldn't have stayed for so long. For me the plot is secondary to the characters, because character interaction is really what I look for in my shows.

fuck off back to where you came from, or at least kill yourself.

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>>5580028

>>5579916
I just shitpost on my [spoiler]phone.[/spoiler]

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>>5580045
Opalnet too

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>>5580062

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>>5580069

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>>5580068
Grarnet

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POST TIDDIES

>>5580058
Do you still have the image that one was based off of?

Would you ever be willing to redraw some of your older stuff?

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>>5580086
Woops wrong file

POST TIDDIES

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>>5580083

>>5580029
Probably that Pearl or Peridot are worst gem, which is true

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>>5579936
rer

>>5580029
Make post talking about new season being bad, removed, whatever.

Comment on a post talking about plot or something, post removed, weird.

Comment on an art pic asking why people like Jasper so much, Moderators BAN me and say i'm a "/r/fuckpearl troll" (I then looked at /r/fuckpearl... and... I just don't get it. That /u/bolt2strike guy is fucking weird)

Go to /r/Gem_Irl (meme sub) post something about being banned from main (A MFW post), someone asks me why, I say it was because of /r/fuckpearl or something, Banned for mentioning it.( Surprise surprise, /u/bolt2strike mods that too)

Go to /r/SUleaks, talk about an episode, say I dno't like the new season (Tried to give fair reasons, at this point i was kinda angry so I might have come off as douchy), someone went through my history, says i'm a /r/fuckpearl troll, and just get downvoted.


I seriously don't get this fandom. Atleast /r/stevenuniverse has a voting system on the shitty fanart, the upvoted stuff is atleast kinda decent but everything else is pretty c a n c e r

>>5578679
I know what you're talking about. It's silly.

>>5580105
>peridot worst gem
yes
>pearl worst gem
die

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>>5580102

>>5580105
But Peri and Pearl are best gems.

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>>5579674

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>>5580103

>>5580105
This desu

pearl has more development and character than anyone else and it's annoying

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>>5579107

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>>5580102
I don't even know if I colored these two right. At first I thought that her stomach was showing, but then I thought - Nah, there's no belly button. And the bottom half just really confused me.

Happy someone saved it though, I'll probably color more when I get home.

>>5580212
>muh rose over and over is development

>>5580212
I think Amethyst and Steven have tons of development and character, too.

>>5580230
What do if you got your hands on those titties?

>>5580212
Still waiting for the inevitable second poofing of Garnet so that she can become a full-on chatterbox who practically begs people for fusion.

>rip RUBIS and Sapphie

>>5579807
pizdec

>>5580230
In fact if you guys have a specific pic you'd like colored make some suggestions. I'm pretty shit though so I stick to flats.
>I also like doing dream-cassette's art.

>>5580230
you drew these? Please do draw more TIDDIES Pearl

>>5580133
OH yeah, I didn't mention pearl at all the entire time either.

I guess /r/fuckpearl has been trolling /r/stevenuniverse enoguh to the point where having an opinion bans you?

>>5580152
The succ

>>5580279
Nah didn't draw, color. Dream-cassette/hoshime did them.

http://dream-cassette.tumblr.com

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>>5580105
Is it opposite day? Because those two are the best gems

>>5580236
I mean I can do the same and reduce every other character to a single characteristic.

>>5580305
Everybody gets one succ.

>>5579936
If they skimped out on Lapidot development because of their side character status, just think how this applies to Jasper

If Jasper is ever to get on decent terms with either of them, you'd need to see that shit unfold for it to be ok. And they likely wouldn't give it the screentime

A worrying thought. Maybe 5 is the last season.

>>5580028
>>5580062
>>5580069
>>5580083
>>5580103
>>5580169
DELET

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>>5580165
Thank you friendo

>>5579646
unofficially, hd means 1366x768, hd+ is 1600x900, full hd is 1920x1080, and anything higher can be quad hd/ultra hd/4k, in this case referring to 3200x1800. i think it's overkill on a 13.3" screen though

don't buy used, it either has a shitty warranty or comes without one. you want to be able to return or repair if something happens within 1 year

that first one is good for its price, but the i3, tn display, and 4gb ram are likely undercutting your ideal specs if you're not as concerned about money. here are two with dedicated graphics as well:

https://www.amazon.com/Acer-Aspire-NVIDIA-Windows-E5-575G-53VG/dp/B01DT4A2R4/
https://www.amazon.com/Dell-Inspiron-i7559-763BLK-Full-HD-GeForce/dp/B015PYYDMQ/

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>>5580152

>>5580236
>Learns to be friends with greg and accept that rose is gone in mr. Greg
>LOOOBC airs
>Still obsessed with rose enough to splooge herself over a human with pink hair
Make it stop

>>5580338
>Maybe 5 is the last season.
we can only hope

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>>5580339
sexy sugarrrr

/r/FuckPearl is your 1 stop slop-shop for all you desires to be fulfilled. Come on over and peruse our content. Hell, maybe even subscribe.

>>5580366
Make them take up the whole pic with Pearl's nose just barely peeking through.

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>>5580274
this one? the guy who did it always uses flat pink, I'd like to see this in jasper's palette

>>5580366
THICKER

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>>5580098
No, i just took it from a random doujinshi,
i rather not work on something old, when i can draw something new.
Since you guys are so thirsty for lewds, here's an old opal picture that i was never happy with.

>>5580400
>>5580407
I made a bigger version but I can't find it

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>>5580307
thanks for sharing m8

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>>5580406
Woah man...

This may be a little too extreme for me...

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>>5579390
nigger

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>>5579588
Future vision version

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>>5580406
>ywn see Jasper in full-on Sundowner cosplay

Feels particularly fucking awful, mate.

>There's a parallel universe where Zuke was never made a storyboarder
>There's a parallel universe where Peridot still has their limb enhancers

At least I'm not in the universe where Pearl has a smaller nose.

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>>5580523
How it'll really end

Is it true that Russia adds facial hair to some of the characters to censor it?

>>5580553
There's a parallel universe where you join the Crystal Gems

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>>5580553
Yes but you now live in a universe where Pearl doesn't look lik a grumpy alien bird anymore.

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>>5580573
5 minutes later

The CGs are STILL standing there slackjawed

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Reposting the last finished madlib

>>5580591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3eA2-PsDHo

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>>5580553
>>5580595
>There's a parallel universe where Pearl is real under she has big tiddies and you hang out with her everyday

It almost makes me want to cry...

>>5580553
I'm still holding onto hope that peri will use that mechnical knowledge and those metal powers she loves so much to make herself a new set of limb enhancers for use on missions. She can be a midget when she's off duty. She's nearly useless in her gremlin form. Give her something. Fucks sake.

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>>5580620
No need to worry, they've already taken it under the water

>>5580357
Thanks for the help. I'll post again when I'm closer to deciding on one.

>>5580635
Oh, so it's just a meme someone made up? Gotcha.

>>5580357
Oh also the quad HD one also has a touchscreen on it but is still cheaper. Is there any reason for that? and is it a touch screen more for just hand inputs or could it be decent for arting? I'd amuse not because it doesn't seem to have a screen that turns around.

>>5580638
There's a parallel universe where you're Steven

>>5580663
Her twitter confirmed she was already experimenting levitating herself with a metal bin lid

>>5580734
The Answer and HTD never even aired in Russia, to my knowledge.

If you ask me, that's even worse than giving Ruby facial hair.

>>5580553
>there's a parallel universe where Rebecca never got gang raped by a bunch of buff women and white straight men when she was a tween
>the same universe where Jasper and Bismuth were deeply loved by Rebecca rather than hated and killed off

>>5580788
Yeah, that is worse. Those were somewhat important episodes.

>>5580338
but we need to see Mr. Smiley's butt buddy and Onion's autism friends, who are arguably lesser characters?

>>5580828
Quentin Frowny is a Homeworld spy.

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>>5579435
there was one from the twitter that is now private, can't find it desu

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>>5580676
9+ months later yet

>>5580781
Holy fuck that might actually be cool too. Like silver surfer.

>>5580865
So is mystery girl and Garbanzo

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>>5579751
btw, I just confirmation that the &safe=off in the sauce script DOES do something and by default all GRIS query are with safemode on
Which is fucking retarded but oh well

>>5580865
>>5580914
They are all agents in the Federation Against Gems, there is no filler.

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>>5580876
Lapis never stops at just one
She wants more Malababies

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>>5579971
if anyone wants the "original"

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>>5580086