WHAT DID HE REPLY
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
I think we finally hit the deadline for this site
There is no hope for this fucking site.
lel
we reddit now
>>724382
Please contain the low quality trolling to other boards.
fuck off this is the best thing that can ha....who am i kidding this is fucking awful.
>>724382
>people cried for the deletion of /pol/
>nagasaki is now putting 4chan in the hands of /pol/ incarnate
>you're witnessing the end of 4chan firsthand
lmaaaaaoooooooooo
>>724382
it's real https://twitter.com/hiroyuki_ni/status/782730299574714368
where were you when 4chan sold out?
Where are you all going to move now?
>>724382
This can't be real.
Explain to me what's so bad about this guy? I don't think he's a jew
First of all who is he?
>>724382
Hiroyuki Nisimura taking over = Second Impact
Martin Shkreli taking over = THIRD IMPACT
>>724487
You /pol/ haters are the most hypocritical people on 4chan. You complain that /pol/ blames the jews for everything as their boogeyman scapegoat, and then you immediately blame /pol/ for everything that is wrong with 4chan as your boogeyman scapegoat.
It's fucking incredible how easy it is to troll you people. One mention of being from /pol/ and an entire thread is derailed by people constantly replying "/pol/ ruins everything"
You completely fail to realize that any torll can do this with a wild accusation of being from /pol/ and you take the bait. The best part? /pol/ is being constantly raided by CTR, reddit and other faggotry and it's really not hard for them to instigate the same troll pattern.
Pic related: /pol/ traffic
>>724420
HAHAHA YOU KEKS CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. YOU TRIED TO SHUT DOWN /pol/ AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU MADE A /pol/ack BUY 4CHAN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS
ABANDON SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP, ABANDON SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
EVERYBODY OOOOOOOOOUT
>>724492
>implying this won't be the dawn of a glorious 4chan renaissance
>>724580
4chan is in good hands
- moot, a year ago
NOO I JUST BOUGHT 4CHAN PASS
I DONT WANNA GIVE IT TO THAT FUCKING ALBANIAN REEEEEEEEEE
>>724487
>it was /pol/'s rising notoriety and creation/association with a new, right wing politics during the ongoing US Presidential Election for the past year, which helped spawn anime girls wearing Trump hats and redefined the use of Pepe the Frog for example, that has helped attracted influential and wealthy adherents to seek out ways to support 4chan
I couldn't even have made this up a year ago.
>>724566
/pol/ if /pol/ was a person and a millionare. Also raised drug prices for a drug his company owns so that the money would go to drug research (insurance would have paid for most of the price).
>>724382
No not the jews why does it always have to be the jews!
>>724487
>/pol/ incarnate
Isn't Shkreli the sterotypical Jew though.
Also
>In December 2015, Shkreli was arrested by the FBI after being indicted on federal charges of securities fraud. He is free on bail pending trial.
poop
>>724613
>No rebuttal
You lose.
THE END OF THE DAYS IS FINNALY UPON (YOU) AND ALL THOSE WHO INHABIT THIS MISERABLE LITTLE IMAGEBOARD
>>724382
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>724627
Even worse, it's an Albanian.
post yfw future 4chan
Can Hiro out troll the richer troll?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq3gs6rno_g
Shkreli's stream, he has spoken about his plans concerning 4chan few times already in it.
>>724638
>Y-Y-Y-YOU D-DIDNT H-HAVE A R-R-R-REBUTTAL
Nah im too busy laughing my ass imagining the fate /qa/ being under the hands of this guy, while you sperg on here whining like a little bitch
>>724382
>Anon's provide dozens of ideas to reduce 4Chan's cost
>Instead sells out to man made wealthy off human suffering
Sounds like our admin really doesn't give a fuck about us, does he?
HAHAHAHAHAHA /pol/ IS LITERALLY GONNA OWN 4CHAN AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY HAHAHAHAHAHA
GUYS THE OFFICIAL 4CHAN ACCOUNT RETWEETED THIS
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/4chan
>>724580
>and then you immediately blame /pol/ for everything that is wrong with 4chan
Well, your image is proof of this.
>/pol/ isn't getting deleted
>martin shrekli now owns 4chan
The only thing that could make libtards more butthurt is if Trump himself bought 4chan.
>>724658
h o l y s h i t
>>724595
>it was supposed to end on a random day when servers crashed and moot said fuck it, everyone go home. Now 4chan is a somewhat attractive product sought after by a wealthy client
>>724676
The first thing he would do would be monetize /pol/'s popularity. So look forward to mandatory 4chan passes for posting privileges on /pol/ (among other things.)
>>724651
>jew and kebab
This is awful.
>>724636
/pol/ is full of self hating Jews mate, Israel is a very common flag. Anyway he is Albanian-Croat, Croats have Jew like noses and Albanians have Jew like beady eyes so he just has unfortunate genetics.
>>724382
Ahhhhhh. /pol/ will now end in the hands of a /pol/ ack. The thousand year reign beings.
>>724669
WHAT DID HE SAY
>>724658
Hiro should sell him control of /pol/ and /b/ or something like that.
>Board of Directors of 4Chan
I don't see any problems
>>724658
>Normal english
Hiro confirmed total fraud
>>724566
>>724622
>Insurance would have covered most of the price.
>Got his hands on the antiparasitic drug Daraprim and raised its price by 5,556 percent (from US$13.5 to US$750 per tablet [$750 PER. PILL.])
>Thinking insurance would cover that.
Keep in mind Daraprim is on the World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines, meaning it's one the list of one what is considered one of the most important medications a person needs.
>>724672
Who's whining? /qa/ is the one that makes tons of threads complaining about /pol/ http://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22delete%20%2Fpol%2F%22/type/op/results/thread/
Stop projecting. It's not doing you any good.
>>724676
Once you're surrounded by autistic people and have nobody else to pine for your interests, nothing to aim for.
you'll slowly degrade into more and more autism feeding off the autism
It will alienate more people who go to tumblr and Twitter and become tumblr and Twitter. No more artists, no more people who actually read, it's only just you
That's really, the worst possible option for you in the long run.
>>724636
Shkreli is albanian gypsie.
So, yes.
>>724681
T U M B L I N G D O W N
>>724702
I'm looking forward to you and your lefty friends being permabanned.
Next up is asking the devil himself for help.
Surely Hiro wouldn't actually outright sell the site to him? He's got that much sense at least, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>724530
finally the ride ends I can leave this hell
>sell to Shrekli
>have to pay to post
Good job /pol/
>>724382
>>724725
Keep us updated.
>>724734
>albanian
worse than jews desu
>>724740
Hey man don't get mad because you couldn't afford a pass.
>>724725
He's only interested in /pol/ and /b/. I could see him helping out with that.
>>724725
Hue hue hue
>>724684
How so? This is /pol/ stats. How is this representative of "/pol/ shitting up other boards" as is so commonly heard here.
>>724669
You see that live stream :)))))))) ? The new owner is a /pol/ ack.
>>724725
link to stream
>>724743
Looks like this guy will become 4chan "sponsor". That's all
>>724732
This is how the chan ends. Not with a bang but with a receivership.
>>724774
Fuck, that sounds great.
>>724770
everything he's bought he's made limited. Wu-tang album, that HIV drug, he's threatened to buy many things to limit them
More than likely he's going to buy it and delete it
>>724658
What the fuck
Why does he reply to us in broken English
>>724725
>you mean 4chan, don't you?
That's our Hiro!
>>724382
please don't do it hirashimoot
>>724669
>>724669
>Is there something wrong with being jewish according to this website? Weirdos man
>>724686
>not knowing Eric Trump browses /pol/
Shkreli and Eric are going to be on the board of directors.
>>724732
>/qa/ is already imploding at the thought of this happening
Cannot wait when /pol/ ACTUALLY invades a board while /qa/ does nothing but sputter in tears
>>724627
>>724572
could this be a third position?
>>724800
Because 4chan users think that it is cute.
>>724768
>/pol/ bringing in hoards of newfags doesn't shit up the whole site
The only reason you would think otherwise is if you are one of these newfags recently brought in.
>>724382
>>724786
At least Twitter has women ;3
>>724697
>WANTING SOMEONE LIKE THIS RUNNING THE SITE
>>724823
Yap.
>>724830
Oh I don't disagree with that at all. So are you now agreeing that the ones shitting up other boards are newfags and shills, now /pol/?
>>724814
How is it imploding I just said what would happen
>>724840
>explodingvan.gif
>>724849
not /pol/?*
>>724849
/pol/ is majority newfags and shills, so yeah, /pol/.
Chase after him faggots
>>724840
Who said that? But if Hiro's going to sell, who else is buying? Maybe it would be better to see 4chan just die instead of sold to a cancerous newfag, but as long as 4chan is alive, something can be done to try and fix it. If it's dead, it's dead. Well, I suppose it could be revived. Not like there's a real alternative. Well, there is one. You know what I mean.
PRAISE KEK
MEME MAGIC WILL SAVE /pol/ AND BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE OF GLORY AND TOP KEKS
>>724840
>>724869
>a majority of newfags and shills have memed pepe into mainsteam media headlines
You're delusional.
>newfags he's talking to going to 4chan for the first time RIGHT NOW
Here's to hoping that he makes /pol/ a pay to post board. You could probably fund the entire site that way, assuming that /pol/acks are able to steal their moms' credit cards to by 4chan passes.
>>724887
FUCKING Martin shrekeli
>>724840
I WANT TO WORK FOR HIM AS A MEME MASTER
>>724849
Those are the same thing. Most people who used to go to /pol/ have probably left
>>724896
>newfag redditors spamming shitty forced memes
It's like I'm reliving 2010
>>724908
Only newfags would do something so stupid and think it's something amazing.
>>724840
>more pepe the frog
looks like the frogposters won again. bye bye anime fags. go back over to reddit where anime is accepted.
>>724840
>more /b/
>more /pol/
>more edge
>>724896
Nah
>Dude is about to look at /pol/
>Martin: "I'll give you chemotherapy later"
R E K T
E
K
T
>>724912
What am I supposed to do? Hope and pray someone else will want to buy this burning garbage ship? I'm not hoping he buys it. I'm considering it as option 4. I still think option 1 could work somehow. Option 2 is awful and option 3 ain't likely.
Someone please tell me what exactly was the reasoning behind the price hike of the epeen, I'm too lazy to find out myself. Apparently there wasn't any malice behind it so why did people flip their shit?
I'm starting to seriously worry. Are we seeing the end of 4chan happen before our very eyes? I thought this day wouldn't come for some reason...
So does uncle sam get 4chan once Shkr get locked up?
His trial starts in 2017 and is a slam dunk.
why do /pol/tards like this guy?
Even trump himself called him a zero, and that he is nothing
Perhaps we're just overeacting and Martin isn't going to buy it out, but just invest or help pay?
>>724916
Not at all. You've clearly never spent more than half an hour there. There are so many daily posts complaining about the current state of things.
>>724922
Are you seriously suggesting any /pol/acks did this intentionally? You're letting your hate cloud your judgement. Besides, /b/ made 4chan mainstream with all of its raids years ago.
>>724725
dont let this little ashkenazi sleeper agent get his greedy hands on it
Its April 1st
>>724945
He's an IRL troll that triggers leftists and normal people like no other.
>>724934
Hiro isn't even that fucking bad
I rather have his bullshit than a complete newfag
>>724940
>epeen
I obviously meant epipen, Jesus Christ.
>>724840
>convert edge into revenue
>CONVERT EDGE INTO REVENUE
So Hiro didn't manage to only kill 4chan, he's going to sell the still warm body to some edgelord newfag millionaire to parade around
Happy 13th birthday, 4chan!
>>724969
Not really a good plan. Most edgefags are too young or useless to have any income.
>>724954
I used to go there daily, it's pretty much unreadable now
>>724952
You don't invest unless you expect something in return, and I sincerely doubt the thing he expects in return is the mere continued existence of this site.
>>724959
And triggering leftists is all you need to do to be a hero to underage /pol/kiddies?
>>724382
>can you shoop da whoop?
This faggot always does and says shit but never clarifies or puts the 4chan members at ease. I'd rather have m00t here not doing shit than this chink.
>>724940
It was done solely to charge insurance companies huge amounts for it. People who were too poor to get it or had no insurance would get it for free. The money goes to researching better drugs since that one was outdated.
>so why did people flip their shit?
The main stream media crucified him.
darkest timeline
>>724994
When you're rich I guess you can prop up a website you love.
>>724961
Hey, I said option 1 sounds like it could work. But Hiro has brought up this whole thing. And now Martin has dived in. What am I supposed to do? Ignore the possibilities? I think 4chan is better alive than dead, but either with Hiro's changes or being sold to Martin, I dunno what the experience will be like. All I have is vague changes from Hiro and an offer from Martin. So, we've got 2 real choices right now. So, I'm considering them.
>>724658
I K N E W Y O U ' D P U L L T H R O U G H , H I R O B O Y
>>724969
>>convert edge into revenue
>>CONVERT EDGE INTO REVENUE
It's not that hard. People that are into the edge are the same kind of people that would buy from an official 4chan store.
>>724382
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID JAP FUCK
What is a DM?
>>724979
Only fitting that a site with such presence of loli would be completely ruined once it reached its teens.
Fuck.
>>725007
Yeah that makes sense, thanks.
>>724993
So then you understand the problem and wish to restore proper moderation. Regardless, just because you left does not mean a majority did. And since you've admitted that you left, how would you even know whether people left or not?
>>725028
Direct Message.
>>725028
direct message
HE SAYS HES BUYING IT FOR 5 MILLION
>HE IS WILLING TO BUY THIS WEBSITE FOR 5 FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS
>>725023
Your average political edgelord is underage and poor. They aren't buying anything.
>>724840
>league of legends
delet this
>his advisers are checking out the site
Everyone post as much loli as possible and drive them away, it's the perfect plan
>>725050
I guess this is the end for us, Good bye 4chan.
>>724764
Honestly, I could get behind /pol/ and /b/ being split off into their own website. They have enough traffic to do so, and they'd be able to start a new mod team from scratch. Meanwhile, the rest of the site doesn't have to deal with them leaking, and it would reduce the traffic immensely.
>jew saved /pol/ from deleting
This is movie plot
>>725028
dungeon master
>>725054
lolno
The average political edgelord is an teen/young adult with no bills and money to burn on pointless shit.
2CH WAS FUCKING RIGHT WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN?
I WANT MOOT BACK STOP THIS MADNESS
>>724954
Not really, /b/ made it known to the mainstream, but maintained 4chan's reputation as a hangout for hackers and pedophiles.
/pol/ has normalised it and made it an attractive hub for the alt-right political movement, invited them in and made it their home.
People that came for /b/ often checked the place out, got scared and fucked off. /pol/ is far more welcoming to political outcasts that don't agree with the SJW mandate.
>>725050
>>725052
>a normalfag is going to buy 4chan
Holy fuck, this is it lads.
>>725061
>his advisers are checking out the site
>mfw he has to appeal to the advertisers
This place is literally turning into Reddit 2.0 Mother of fuck
>shkreli dosen't use the catalog
christ this is the worst timeline
>>724774
AKA hiro sells all our personal information he collects off the site to him in exchange for keeping the website afloat.
Hope you faggots didn't buy a 4chan pass.
>>724945
because he is a legit good guy who isn't into virtue signaling or do-gooding. he is a real human bean and that is rare and diffucult after wealth
>>725076
Not really
Most young people are left
Why did moot forsake us?
>he is looking at porn and underage girls on /b/ while streaming on youtube
absolute madman
>>725088
We need to figure out some way to get moot to run this site again. He's the only one who can do it properly, and then he should at least groom a successor wise to the ways of 4chan
>>724727
You are beyond idiotic
>>725098
I'm not from US and don't visit /pol/. Who cares
>>725067
Yea and those are basically the only boards Martin is interested in. Not sure how that'd work. Maybe a different brand? You'd have 4Chan.org and 4chanSomething.org. I dunno.
I guess the moment Shkreli buys 4chan is the moment I leave. After more than a decade of posting here this is how it ends.
Moot, save us. Make a new 4chan with your google dollars.
Goodbye everyone.
it's over lads.
post goodbye songs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KyNVRrHkwe0
>>724994
he is going to monetize the memes. you wanna meme here, you sign away your copyright to 4chan. holy shit, they'd be rich.
>>725050
DON'T BELIVE HIM
IT'S 7 MILLION
>>724382
>/pol/ incarnate bails out niggertits.
/qa/ddit on suicide watch please hand over your shoelaces and your belt.
>>725113
Find a way to pay Moot $100k a year and he'll come back.
What the fuck is happening? Is this real?
>>725007
>It was done solely to charge insurance companies huge amounts for it.
And who do you think pays insurance companies? "fuck insurance companies lol" is great until those same companies start upping premiums because they can't just summon money out of a vacuum.
>tfw you realise the only alternative to 4chan right now is 8chan
things could not get much worse
There is always 7chan, I guess.
>>724557
tbpchan
I hate this so much
I hate /pol/ so much
Moot was a gigantic fucking faggot, but at least he didn't drive the place into shit. I miss him.
>>725139
Maybe he'll revive the /l/ board? Right? Maybe?
>>724840
>Threats are immediately neutralized
Please be the greatest birthday prank ever
Please be the greatest birthday prank ever
Please be the greatest birthday prank ever
IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS
>>725158
The world consists entirely of memes now
Truth is stranger than fiction
>>725130
He doesn't buy 4chan. But feel free to panic.
>>725098
What kind of information is he getting from us? What boards we post on? How we love futa, traps, pepe, weeb games, and terrible, youtube cooking e-celebrities?
>>725029
>4chan is going to get as raped and destroyed as a quizillax/shiruka bakaudon loli
ho boy what a time to be alive
[spoiler]please end my suffering[/spoiler]
>>725178
We're past the birthday anon.
>>725158
We're in a timeline God abandoned, Shirou
>>725162
>one price hike on a drug increases premiums for everyone
Do you have any understanding of the money these companies draw in?
>>725165
I'll just return to Uboachan and hang out there.
>Normies who only associate 4chan with /pol/ and /b/ will be the end of us
I have to say that I saw this coming.
One more time but this time it will be the final one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>725166
>>725165
I vote 99chan
Also who's to say jewboy won't just meme up the place like moot did? Moot also couldn't monitize this shithole and trolled everyone for no reason.
>>725165
Depends on the boards you browse.
>this is real
post yfw
>>724770
He's actually a newfag, but I guess they are the same thing.
>>725050
>>725052
You know I hate to be that faggot but I'm starting to genuinely think the apocalypse is nigh
I'm fucking crying on my bed right now.
/a/friends, where should we go now?
>>725148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67Th8Eej8M
>>725089
You clearly have no idea what's going on. The outspoken support for Trump as well as r_the donald has caused /pol/ to be influxed but it wasn't intentional.
I'm still waiting for your explanation on how this means other boars are "being shit up by /pol/"
>>725000
I see you are pretty triggered yourself
>>725207
No. Hiroyuki himself bought it for something like 700-800k. If Shkreli is honestly offering 5 million, Hiro would have to be fucking retarded to not take it.
>>725228
Normalfags won.
>>725205
I've only been there like three times but it was the first board I thought of in case something happens to 4chan
>>725207
4chan has insane political power. It's single-handedly getting Trump to the White House.
>>725207
If a poorly-coded dogshit app like snapchat is worth billions, 4chan can be worth a few million
>>725214
Because the backlash would be immense. the 4chan userbase is extremely stuck in it's ways
we should bring back donations honestly, I think a clear funding goal would be more successful than passes alone
IT WASNT SUPPSOSED TO END LIKE THIS
>moot in charge of the site for 12 years
>everything is fine
>hiro in charge of the site for a year
>completely destroys it
>>725252
It was just a question, lad. No need to get triggered by it.
>>725251
>The outspoken support for Trump as well as r_the donald has caused /pol/ to be influxed but it wasn't intentional.
/pol/ literally created the_donald. The whole concept of it was a colony on reddit to enourage undecideds towards /pol/ and any other supporters to /pol/ too. Look in the fucking 4plebs archive.
>>725275
>everything is fine
No, there was plenty that was not fine.
rip stream
>>725214
not going the full 14eightyeightchan
SOMEBODY SHOULD EMAIL MOOT AND ASK HIM TO COME HOME
4CHAN NEEDS HIM IN THESE TIMES OF TROUBLE
>>725148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9vQ_y9JJ1E
>reported the stream
>banned after 5 min
based youtube
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA /POL/ WINS AGAIN AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
>>725268
No actually thats the middle class Midwest middle age demographic.
There are surprisingly few young people who like Trump. Even then both Trump and Clinton are universally reviled
It's more like you saw something funny and thought you were doing it but you really weren't
Youre really dumb
>>725283
The_donald has been outed as a shill operation though. Not saying that's a bad thing or anything, but don't pretend like /pol/ did it all by themselves.
>>725283
>/pol/ literally created the_donald. The whole concept of it was a colony on reddit to enourage undecideds towards /pol/ and any other supporters to /pol/ too
This. Christ, I remember people in the Trump Generals advocating links to Reddit in the OPs and saying shit like "we need allies" etc.
>>725268
what reality are you living in nigger
>>725283
>all of /pol/ is 1 person
No, a retard did. The majority told him to fuck off.
>>725283
>/pol/ literally created the_donald.
This. Support on Reddit for Trump happened long after Trump had taken hold in /pol/.
>>725251
How new are you or are you pretending to be fucking brain dead?
>>725247
It will be fine.
At least /pol/ will stay on their own board
>>725268
that can't be true
am I really this disconnected from reality at this point? does /pol/ really make a difference?
>>725268
>what is reddit and 8ch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If anything 4chan is actually doing the minority of the work. We don't make oc anymore and there is a major opposition to /pol/ here. you're being more delusional than goons that think their site is the center of the internet universe
>>725292
What the fuck can moot do? He doesn't have 6 million dollars laying around to bid on the site with. He doesn't want it back anyways.
>>725207
>meme posts without proofs
>100% legit
Anon, your soul is so pure
>>725315
That's the average 4chan user today man
>>725297
kek
>>725247
Go to /ghost/
>>725292
D... don't you know
moot's g...gone
>>725316
>implying this guy won't delete all the "weird nerd boards" and replace them with 27 flavors of normalfaggotry.
>>725247
/a/ won't be affected. Shkreli will probably think anime is ironic and edgy and promote it if anything.
Why doesn't he just do a fundraiser?
moot did that back in the day, didn't even get the amount he wanted, and the site survived.
>>725324
No it's just group think. /pol/tards ignore the polls (a majority of them by the way) that show that Hillary is going to slaughter Trump while constantly reposting the (1) poll that shows him winning (by like 1-2%).
>>725327
>implying 8ch isn't too fucking edgy to influence politics and Trump
>it was all a prank orchestrated by moot
>moot shows up on shkreli's stream and starts talking about how he made so much money at google that he can now host 4chan without any trouble for decades to come
>moot will be the one to buy 4chan for 5 million from hiroyuki
>>725247
There's still time, enjoy all days like they're the last from now on.
And when the time comes go to some smaller chan like fufufu and travel through the internet until you find a new home.
I will certainly miss you fags.
>>724840
I wonder what it's like to have the same mindset as ironic shitposters but being serious instead of joking.
>He doesn't even understand why there's no "business plan"
moot why did you go? You could have just had someone run the site for you but still stay in charge.
>>725312
Yep, one guy from dozens of different countries is the one and only person that has shilled the_donald over 8000 times in the last year.
Hiro saves 4chan once again
>inb4 endless hate on hiro
>>724823
It is cute
>>725324
No
>>725352
>implying politics and trump aren't both inherently edgy things nowadays
welcome to the new age
>>725358
y-yes
>>725358
what a lovely dream that would be
It's happening.
>>725349
>/a/ won't be affected
>and promote it if anything.
That's not reassuring at all.
>>725275
>guy buys a ship with a broken hull
>ship starts to sink
HOW DARE YOU THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS SHIP TILL IT WAS IN YOUR HANDS
>>725358
Yeah, anon...
That's exactly what's happening...
...yeah
I want moot back.
>given 4chan to a guy who even can post a thread
Why, hiro, why?
>used to bait people with the 4chan is dying meme since years
>all of a sudden this happens
Please no.
>>725310
And nobody supported this.
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22Trump%20General%22/capcode/user/results/thread/
5000+ Trump generals
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22Trump%20General%22%20%22The_donald%22/capcode/user/results/thread/
Only 50 mention r/The_donald. That's 1%.
Where will we go?
>>725398
hiro was a newfag when he started too
>>725365
This isn't for real right? Half of that is vague buzzwords. "Trust me, I'll make unprecedented revenue channels". What the fuck? Is that all that it takes to be rich?
>>725350
Because the site was moot's baby, not money-maker. Different approach, different expectations.
>>725348
This.
Normalfags like this are the antithesis of /a/.
We're stuck with SJW lefty cucks in regular anime communities or normalfag edgelord righty memers here.
>>725396
>>725348
If anything he will create more containment boards for normalfags even if he doesn't know it.
As long as we have /a/ it's fine!
I don't believe a word of it. As far as I'm concerned this is one of Shkreli's elaborate ruses. He's rusing one of the Internet's largest communities for laughs and you rubbernecks are falling for it. He's not going to buy or even join the 4chan "board".
>>724382
kek
>>725305
>literally said he has no problem with jews
/pol/ BTFO
>>725358
Anon, I...
H I R O
E
R
O
>>725406
There was a brief civil war over it
Consensus was "fuck reddit"
>>725414
>We're stuck with SJW lefty cucks in regular anime communities
There's so many of these on /a/ now though
tumblr posters everywhere
4chan being turned over to an indicted Ponzi scheme guy is kind of a boring ending.
>>725414
>normalfag edgelord
does not compute
I always knew the normalfags would ruin this fucking site.
RIP anime posters.
>>725419
Fucking this.
Remember when he dropped into some MtG community to tell them he was gonna buy black lotus cards and wipe his ass with them?
>>725419
I hope he does. Fragmentation is exactly what 4chan needs now.
Separate the wheat from the chaff, the weeblords from the normalfaggots.
>>725410
Business is all about sounding trustworthy, while in the background throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks
>>725358
>>725148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFg8ALWqjHk
I might legitimately kill myself if 4chan turns into something like Reddit, or if it just flat-out dies. I think it's the only thing keeping me sane.
>>725433
>inserting politics into anime
Kill yourself.
On the off chance he's browsing /qa/ right this minute: reply to this post if you want to tell Shkreli to fuck off.
>>725445
/pol/ was a grave mistake.
>/a/, /ic/, /vg/, /k/ are safe
Feels good. Polfags should just find proper hobby
This guy has to be fucking with us, he is going to do something, maybe infest this site with ads or who knows. It's over, 4chan is finally kill.
>>725431
No shit. Because no real representation supported it.
>>725441
No one is here to argue with you, just mock you.
>>725410
he's mocking trump
>>725458
Fuck off Shkreli
>>725442
Normalfags secretly love being edgy. have you never seen screenshots of comments sections on Facebook? Normalfags have all kinds of power fantasies where they wish to mutilate criminals and see them raped to death.
>>725458
Fuck off Shkreli
>>725458
I want his money for 4chan, so no. He stays around if we can get some.
It truly was the 13th birthday.
>>725441
You can pull out random buzzwords from the /pol/ sticky, I don't give a shit.
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/the_donald/page/200
Enjoy, dumb reddit cuck.
>>725458
pls don't touch /pol/
>>725458
he couldn't care less about your opinion
>>725458
Fuck off Shkreli
why would he buy 4chan
It literally makes no money
He's taking you for a dumb ride and /pol/ is falling for it because they're easily manipulated
>>724887
You know, it's funny. I would buy it myself, but I know that if I did my name would be all over it, and my "buddies" at the board would give me a whole bunch of shit over it.
Kinda the problem when you work with the hollywood left. Can't ever do anything fun.
>>725413
I seriously hope he didn't buy this site expecting to make money
>>725458
Fuck off Shkreli
>>725148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qapmeLBO5o4
Just...
Walk away.
>>725458
Fuck off Shrekli.
>>725458
Fuck off Shkreli
>>725457
>he's okay with normalfags on his board
Kill yourself
>>725458
He's a mistake
On the off chance he's browsing /qa/ right this minute: reply to this post if you want to tell Shkreli to BUY THE WEBSITE ASAP.
>>725458
Fuck off Shkreli
>>725358
>>725458
fuck off
>>725520
>he think politics isn't normalfag no matter who you side with
Kill yourself.
Man gook man is gonna take the offer isn't he? We're fucked aren't we?
I can't believe 4chan was raped at the age of 13.
>>725519
(You) mean (You) have to go back, friend.
>>725361
Why did I fucking cry to this.
I just can't go on when my second home and family is dying like this.
>>725532
BUY THE WEBSITE ASAP
>>725458
Fuck off Shkreli
>>724382
no fucking way
>>725358
Don't make me dream anon
>>724923
Perhaps we could also ressurect that boi and pacha?
>all these faggots with no faith blown the fuck out
winter is coming boyos
he also owns that one wu tang clan album
he bought it so others couldn't have it
100/10 troll
>>725555
surely hiro knew what the fuck he was getting into though, I mean he bought the site barely a year ago so he should've known the financial state
how can the site be dead on it's feet already? did he not plan for this shit? it makes no sense
>>725532
BUY THE WEBSITE ASAP
why is this happening
this shouldn't be happening
this can't be the end
>>725547
I don't side with anyone, they should both fuck off.
>>725358
JUST A PRANK BRO
>>725148
https://soundcloud.com/azrhy/komm-susser-tod-2013-version
One last time.
>>725540
Dumb Moco Poster
>>724566
He doesn't know shit about 4chan or its roots. Basically /pol/ incarnate. This place is dead.
>I have to say I'm sorry
Those words just ring louder everyday.
>>725568
>all of them are from /pol/
>>725534
>You said the op of trump gen.
That was another anon, you dipshit.
>>725089
>>725283
>>725366
>>725493
Find one post where I said the OP of Trump gen. Not a single one. The only time I said one person was a sarcastic reply to you, which is why I said "one guy from doens of different countries is the one and only person"
Maybe you have autism and can't notice obvious sarcasm, or you like making things up. Either way about it, not a single one of those posts says anything about the OP of Trump gen.
If Kek blesses this post, Shkreli desists immediately or the god will smite him with lightning
On the off chance he's browsing /qa/ right this minute: reply to this post if you want to tell moot that we miss him and want him back.
>>725207
Shkreli paid 2 million for an albulm, Hiro may just get the offer of his lifetime.
>>725458
Fuck off Shkreli
>tfw I don't know what any of this means and do't know who Martin is
4chan's been dead for years anyway. Mods can't even agree on their own rules.
I legit want to cry.
Ok then. What will his name be?
I vote for Shrek.
What the fuck is this retard gook doing
>>725532
BUY THE WEBSITE ASAP
>>725595
I MISS YOU AND I WANT YOU BACK, MOOT
>>725595
moot come back, we're sorry
>>725589
>That was another anon, you dipshit.
How the fuck would I know? Still doesn't disprove the point I made in my post, much to your regret. Try. Harder.
>>725532
BUY THE WEBSITE ASAP!!!
I will curse Hiro with every fiber of my being if he abandons moot policy of only making enough money to keep the site running and not doing anything unnecessary that would disrupt the site.
Asswipes like Shkreli can't see anything else than a site that gets insane amounts of traffic but inexplicably is not making mad stacks of money off of it because something like creating a nice community for the sake of the users is an alien concept to people who don't understand empathy.
>this is fucking real
well, shit
>>725604
It's only matters for /pol/. That's why they bitching
Looks like he's streaming about this on periscope now:
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/782745224464437248
>>725532
BUY THE WEBSITE ASAP
>>725606
dirty fucking albanian jew kike
>>725558
it's over anon
my emotions are a mix of sadness anger and a maddening want to laugh at the many injustices of this world
YT stream is dead, Shkreli's on periscope now.
https://www.periscope.tv/MartinShkreli/1BdGYNEDMaLJX
>>725166
>7chan still exists
wow
On the other hand...wonder if this would allow hunger games to be around again.
>>725595
MOOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
SAVE US
>>725595
moot please save us
we need you
>>725622
>it doesn't disprove my point
The bullshit you're pulling out of your ass doesn't disprove that /pol/ created the_donald and is basically reddit: the board, either.
Enjoy your leddit board and circljerking with your friends at the_trump, faggot.
>>725595
WE MISS YOU MOOT
>>725558
>>725558
You guys can always make your own chan to migrate too.
Maybe the concept of imageboards is a little old. We can use this oppotunity to develop a new type of imageboard. Build an America out of Rome, per say.
I say we ditch the chan label, change the system to prevent a flood of idiots (like me), and update the look of the site to give a more comfier but complicated outline.
>>725595
WE MISS YOU MOOT
COME HOME DADDY
>>725595
come back
>>725595
Come back, moot.
HE HAS THE CHEQUE READY AND IT'S UP TO HIRO TO DECIDE NOW
>>725635
>>725645
He really is a big joker. Filename is what he said word for word
>>725504
Then you're a retarded richfag. You could just buy an assload of passes to support the website.
>>725178
>this happened EXACTLY one day after 4chan's 13th birthday
ahahaahahaha
how funny
ahaha
i'm so sad
>>725595
moot please come back.
As long as he doesn't get rid of /trash/ its fine.
It's the only good board left.
>>725365
>4chan
>self-contained
this newfag doesn't know the first thing about 4chan history
>>725595
MOOT YOU ASSHOLE COME BACK
>>725669
Just make 4chen.
Feeding this Shkreli retard attention is the biggest crime /pol/ has committed against 4chan so far, I hope Moot is calling Hiro right now and tell him how bad this could
>>725628
The fact that things are even this much out of hand is a testament to him being a failure compared to moot. 4chan has had money troubles many times in the past and moot always handled them without a looming threat of introducing cancerous ideas to the site or selling the site to someone with dollar signs for eyes. Even just closing down would be preferable.
>>725695
>4chan is wort $1.05
nice
>>725665
You're the one making the claim that they did and you have no proof. Burden of proof is on you. Further, I've countered the point that you can't even back up. Circle jerk? Please. Have you even read this thread? That's the real circlejerk.
I'm still waiting for how this all means /pol/ is the boogeyman who is ruining other boards which justifies its deletion.
>>725595
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE SAVE US
>>725695
Wow
https://www.periscope.tv/w/asBR6jFlUkV4YW9EYk1Rd0F8MUJkR1lORURNYUxKWHPoiacvzYU2AEdi9d5bh56TYnQn27ccsk9BB9nLTqx3
>>725595
PLEASE, I'M SO SORRY.
>>725595
please moot we need you
>>725715
He's clearly taking /pol/ on a ruse cruise.
The community is dead. Meme magic isn't real because you have no community. What is real is your drug addiction to hyperreality.
You are killing this website
>>725458
Don't touch our country.
>>725744
>burden of proof is on me
>link to archives of /pol/ shilling the_trump and bringing it from a non-sub of less than 100 readers to 250k
>200 pages and 5000 posts of shilling
>hurr it isn't real
Keep drinking that kool aid, retard.
>>725292
what the fuck do you think Hiro is going to do?
gift him the fucking site?
"oh, here, have the site I had to buy!"
even if he wanted, moot can't do anything
it's the end
heh heh, his name kinda looks like shekel
>>725148
https://soundcloud.com/biyao161/25-kaze-ni-naru
HE'S PULLING YOUR LEGS
HE'S NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO BUY 4CHAN YOU FAGGETS
THIS IS NOTHING BUT A GIANT RUSE AND YOU'RE ALL FALLING FOR IT
>>725788
>posts complaining about r/The_Donald included
>Oh look at all this shilling!
Try. Harder.
Real ruseman lmao
>>725810
Go to the beginning. It's all there. You're just too lazy and in denial to bother reading beyond one post.
>>725148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXYdgfXyYqs
Don't be sad we're leaving, be happy we were here.
>>725788
>200 pages and 5000 posts of shilling
This doesn't even help your point you idiot. There's been 5000+ Trump generals. 5000 posts, with a minimum of 350 for bump limit per thread, you're at 1 post per thread.
>it's fucking nothing
>>724686
Hope you realize /pol/ are literally the muslims and the rest of 4chan is Europe. This is why oldfags aren't a thing on /pol/. I knew you faggots would one day kill this place but this was sooner than expected.
>>725807
He even fucking revealed that it was a joke, and retards are still shitting themselves.
>>725595
MOOT WE MISS YOU
COME BACK
PLEASE
>>725297
I see we have a jewtube hero(tm) here
>>725846
And you're too in denial to realize that your stat is bad. If you want to do the work of filtering all all the complaint posts then I'll fucking read it. But since burden of proof is still on you, and you still haven't justified /pol/'s deletion, I don't have to do shit.
Why does this guy record everything he fucking does
>>725695
Okay, that's actually pretty funny. Not even mad now, he got us good.
>>725856
Not that there's a way to prove it, but there were at least a few people saying they had been here 10+ years on the /pol/ birthday thread.
Still, no way to prove it either way.
can meme magic save us?
can /tv/ make moot come back just like they crashed that plane?
From the /b/ thread. (I don't browse that horrible place someone just said Martin was there so I went and saw this)
Here is a rough translation:
あなたが4chan売るのだろうか?
いええ、私はしない
"Are you going to give up 4chan"
"No, I won't"
I didn't use google translate so sorry If it's wrong.
>>725414
>SJW lefty cucks
You're not even from /a/. Stop pretending, /pol/ scum.
>>725696
Honestly, at this point I don't think buying a assload of passes is going to solve the true problem. Hiro has that glimmer in his eye.
>>725800
He could buy the site back. He's got that sweet google cash now.
>>725595
we need you
>>725883
>this level of denial
Stay /pol/ and enjoy your reddit friends, I guess. There's no convincing you when it's literally right there starting allt he way from August 2015.
>>725904
What's not funny is that hiroyuki sincerely replied to him, hoping that someone would take this piece of shit website off his hands. The only reason Hiroyuki still owns this site is because no one else wants it.
>>725919
You're too late. It's ruse
>>725919
HIRO WILL NEVER GIVE 4CHAN
HIRO WILL NEVER GIVE 4CHAN
HIRO WILL NEVER GIVE 4CHAN
HIRO WILL NEVER GIVE 4CHAN
captcha: for sale avenida
>>725595
save us mootles
>>725777
keke
>>725921
You missed the part where I called the righties edgelord normalfags.
>>725848
B-but I never got to become an oldfag, it can't end yet.
Isn't /a/ suppose to be the face of 4chan?
Why aren't they trying to stop this?
>>725936
>implying Google isn't holding him chained in a room making sure he can't save 4chan
>>725950
>What's not funny is that hiroyuki sincerely replied to him, hoping that someone would take this piece of shit website off his hands.
How is saying he doesn't want to sell the site hoping someone would take it?
What will your reaction be when Trump loses the election? Don't say "BUT HE WON'T LOSE I SWEAR" this is for, if he does lose. Would you be angry?
The guy tweeted a discord couple of days ago.. Someone with a account go check it out.
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/781696637865517056
>>725950
>What's not funny is that hiroyuki sincerely replied to him, hoping that someone would take this piece of shit website off his hands
It's your fanfiction. Hiro more like just need some extra money/sponsors for 4chan
>known 20 posts in that Hiro is not selling the site, completely ignored
>400 posts of hate
You don't deserve Hiro
>>725967
Why would they? 4chan has been created for discussing japanese culture and /a/ is by far the best board.
>>726004
i agree with half of this post
>>725950
True, that is worrying. Although I don't think the original intent was to sell of the site, but just have the guy invest in it. It would still require answering to him if he was footing the bill though and he would certainly have quite a bit of sway as an actual financer. Still, we don't know what Hiroyuki fully expected so it's hard to judge. Unfortunately, there also won't be any transparency from him so I doubt we'll ever get the whole story of what was offered and demanded.
>>725997
10/10 it's beautiful
>>725848
>not P3 ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-CSZDbKuL4
>>725997
this is art
>>725990
I will be scared. I will be scared my right as a human will be gone for good. I've always been a bit racist, even with black friends. They know me and laugh with me. But as media makes it sound worse and worse to be against them, I'm scared for my life that I will be thrown in a pit to be discarded like trash.
>>725964
You missed the part about spewing /pol/ buzzwords.
>>725944
Not. An. Argument.
Prove. Me. Wrong.
>>726065
not an argument
>>725148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ualyQolBc
>>726061
You should browse anything yuri related more, so many normalfags posting tumblr stuff.
>>725595
I MISS YOU MOOT. Please come back. ;_;
It's so ronery here without you.
>>725994
We are legion! It was fun actually
Do you think moot even care about us anymore?
>>725595
please come back mootykins
I am scared 9_9
>>726198
He's been over us for a year.
I fucking knew everything was going to fuck up after moot left and even so when Hiroyuki couldn't even figure out how to be admin. maybe it's actually time for me to leave, maybe I've been here for too long.
If only I could travel back then and experience it all over. I miss all the raids, crackychan, saturgay, etc. ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
>>725148
Found the most appropriate song for this moment. maybe one day I'll learn to play it and think back on all this shit that's happened on this site.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oJm2S5F-7w
>>725148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yee1HACD1HE
actually, fuck it, anything tomoya naka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NlwJ8LIDX4
>tfw can't find any download or purchase place for an entire collection of his works anywhere in english, not even on licensed sites like itunes
I just want to hear my obscure jap composer musics
>>725148
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q
>>724725
Sell only /pol/ and separate it from the rest of the site.
>>725967
/a/ is too on point in deleting off topic shit, so the users don't even bother to come here because the threads get deleted. /a/ is basically always on topic.
/a/ won't come here as representatives of the board because they've self policed themselves to the point they don't bother to get actively involved with 4chan politics unless it's about /a/ specifically
He was born on April 1st. This dude is the literally biggest troll ever.
>>726398
He looks like the personification of a slimy weasel person
>>725148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQqVqzOhWoc
>>725508
we cherish hope like a cute little firl.
>>726358
I'd think the owner of 4chan or the sites financial issues would have its toll on /a/ specifically
>>726417
that's what he is
>>725127
just host them on separate servers but on the same domain.
>>724382
WHAT THE FUCK
>>725358
why this hurts so much
for fucks sake hiro you stupid idiot
you incompetent fuck
>>726992
fuck you
>>724669
This man is a fucking psychopath. He would drive this place into the ground.
>>725458
Fuck Off Shkkreli
>>725120
>muh free market
have fun with your $750 pill when you need it
>>725595
Moot, come the fuck on. There's not really many replacements for you here at all. We need someone who has your nerves of steel and insight and Shkreli is not it. Please do something.
>>727860
Doesn't moot already have a new job?
>>727883
Yes, and that fuckhead's abandoned us for what I hope is his dream job. I bet he's too busy to browse 4chan these days, so it's probably futile to beg for his help.