I hope you remembered to eat breakfast this morning, /trash/!

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>>5573906 i lost form lost at that pic

>>5574125
Did you just have a stroke? The fuck was that sentence?

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>>5574246
suck my dick oh wait i think you like you fag

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C'mon guys, it's the most important meal of the day.

>>5575089
I'll gladly take a serving

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>>5575150
Glad to see someone with a healthy appetite. Eat up, there's plenty to go around.

>>5573906
>>5575089
>>5575167
>Sausage, biscuits, and gravy
A good and proper breakfast!
Gimme some!

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>>5573906
>cums chipped-beef
>pisses orange juice
>shits scrapple
wew

>>5575089
I'm not that hungry, but I could use a snack.
Could I maybe just gently nibble and suck on those scrumptious looking biscuits?

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>>5575854
A smaller portion size then? We've got that.

>"Breakfast is served, sweetie!"
>Breakfast Wife's thick, juicy meat lies on the kitchen table, cushioned by her full and flaky "biscuits"
>The smell is hypnotizing
>The wondrous aroma of hot, fresh food mixed with a hint of her sugary-sweet arousal
>Your cock stirs as your stomach rumbles ferociously
>She watches you and giggles sweetly
>Her voice is maple syrup and honey on a cool, spring morning
>"Eat up, honey. You don't want it getting cold, do you?"
>You approach her and run a hand over her weighty sausage, feeling its slick, greasy texture
>Your other hand goes to her doughy spheres, filling your palm with her warm goodness
>They're full, firm, achy, and ready to fill a hungry husband's belly
>You drool at the prospect of a wonderful meal
>She's smiling broadly and brightly, her eyes full of love
>"Bon appetit, handsome."

More?

>>5576523
Holy hotcakes

Moar.

>>5576523
>>5576654
Okie-dokie.

>You kiss her and her mouth is as sweet and fulfilling as always
>She tastes like waffles and pancakes and syrup, honey, and butter and she's moaning into your mouth and tasting you back
>It takes a Herculean effort to pry yourself away
>You rain kisses on her neck and shoulders and breasts
>You suckle at her tits and warm milk fills your mouth
>You knead her her dough and stroke her meat and she's getting so hard
>She gasps and whimpers and quivers and bucks her hips so hard the table shakes
>Her hands are in your hair and she's holding you so tightly
>"Baby." She pants.
>You never want this to end
>"Baby, please." Her voice is as hot and heavy as a cast iron stove
>She holds your face in her hands and looks deeply into your eyes
>Her eyes are bright, shiny, black as a skillet, and bursting with love and need
>"It's time for breakfast." She says, and you almost die from how much you love her
>You turn to her sausage - huge, red, and ready - and practically fall on it
>You throw your arms around it, bathe it with long, hungry laps from your tongue, and hold it like an illicit lover
>Breakfast Wife claps her hands over her mouth to stifle her pleasured screams
>She screws her eyes shut and bucks furiously, desperate for your touch, hungry for release
>You viciously suckle and nibble at her taut, red, steaming skin
>You grab a handful of pale dough and squeeze it tightly
>Finally, she can take it no longer
>She gives one last mighty thrust, goes rigid, and absolutely explodes
>A torrent of thick, savory gravy pours out of her
>Long, thick ropes of high calorie love splash against the kitchen wall and rain down on the tiles
>She gasps and pants and twitches as her orgasm rips through her comes to rest on the floor
>You stick a hand into the faltering deluge and collect a sizable glob
>You eat with a smile as she watches, drawing a couple more hot, tasty spurts from her
>She's so hot and happy she's practically sizzling

>>5577623
>Lunch can't come soon enough

Phew! That took some doing!

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>>5576523
>>5577623

>>5576523
>>5577623
>>5577646
Sweet merciful mother of hash browns.

I will never skip breakfast again.

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>>5573906
>>5575089
>>5575167
>>5576329
>>5576523
>>5577623
I never thought I would feel this way about a meal.
It feels pretty good, actually.

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Can this be a general kinky foodgirl thread? It's a sadly underappreciated kink.

>>5578509
Sure!
We already have Breakfast Wife!
Now we need Lunch Wife, Dinner Wife, Dessert Wife, and Snack Wife!
Brunch Wife? Linner Wife? Elevensies Wife?
Second Breakfast Wife? She and Breakfast Wife are twins, you know.

>>5578613
So, let's get down to the meat of it (heh heh)

Do they all have cocks? Or is one of them packing a ham sandwich? Maybe Second Breakfast is full female but you can never tell which is which until they show what they've got under their skirt.

>>5578920
>Do they all have cocks?
Dessert Wife's big, creamy eclair.
Dinner Wife's enormous cucumber.
Snack Wife's sweet, little protein bar.

>Is one of them packing a ham sandwich?
Lunch Wife's big, tasty taco.
Brunch Wife's delicious muffin.

>Both?
Elevensies Wife's amazing combo platter.
Second Breakfast Wife's sausage, biscuits, and mashed potatoes.

>>5579302
>mashed potatoes
>not delicious pie for dessert
That might cramp Dessert Wife's style a bit, but what's to be done?

>>5579302
I was gonna say that Dinner Wife should have a fat, juicy strip steak flanked by potatoes, and Lunch should have a scrumptious vertical sandwich, with layers of thin bacon, lettuce and ripe tomato to slip into.

But we can workshop it as we go. As well as the other minute details like cup/butt size and demeanor.

>>5579700
>Dinner Wife should have a fat, juicy strip steak flanked by potatoes
>Lunch should have a scrumptious vertical sandwich, with layers of thin bacon, lettuce and ripe tomato
Those sound much better! But I'm adamant about Dessert and her eclair. Also Snack and her cute little protein bar.

>>5579796
>Snack and her cute little protein bar.

I love that too. I rarely see dickgirls with little cocks, so I'm glad we're throwing one in there. I imagine Snack being kind of /fit/, flat belly, lightly muscled. Big on cardio. Probably the sole reason we're not morbidly obese with all these food girls we're choking down on a regular basis.

And as for Dessert and her fat, sloppy cream dripping eclair? That's too good to pass up on. She's probably the polar opposite. Encouraging you to indulge, laze about and take in all her excess calories.

>>5579996
Absolutely magnificent.

I imagine Snack is on the shorter side. Possibly even a shortstack.

And what does Dessert have along with that big, tasty pastry? A pair of big, fluffy cream puffs?

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You in the mood for a burger, /trash/?

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>>5580189
And what's a burger without mustard and ketchup?

>>5580189
I usually deal in anthro, but fuck it. Literally.

Hell I'd even eat the burger when I'm done. Scratch that, I'd find someone to eat it. My only qualm is whether to tell them about the special sauce before or after they're done.

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>>5580219
What about the mayo?

Mustard = MustarDesu
Ketchup = KawaiiTchup
Mayo = MayoChan
BBQ = BBaka

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>>5580189
Did somebody say burgers?

>>5581564
THICC and juicy.

>>5580149
>what does Dessert have along with that big, tasty pastry?
Malted milk balls.
Obviously.

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futa food girls are the best

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/trash/ should try eating more healthy foods every once and a while.

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>>5583406

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>>5583418

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>>5583437

>>5583406
Well, of course!
>>5583418
>>5583437
>>5583445
She doesn't look very ripe, though.

>>5575089
>>5576329
artist?

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Foodgirls: giving "eating out" a whole new meaning.

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egg

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>>5579700
>Lunch should have a scrumptious vertical sandwich, with layers of thin bacon, lettuce and ripe tomato to slip into.

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Sinnamon bun.

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Milk is an important part of a balanced breakfast!
Make sure to drink plenty! But not too much!
You might spoil your appetite!

Are food waifus for eating? Is that considered impolite? Do their pieces grow back?

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>>5587943
Please do not actually eat the waifus.

It is bad for their health.

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Posting something kinda dinner related.

This thread has made me both hungry and horny.

What an experience.

Please be here for breakfast tomorrow, thread.
You are now an important part of my breakfast menu.

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What the fuck are you faggots doing in this thread?
I'm trying to fucking eat here!

>>5588121
However, most of them do produce delicious bodily by-products, and those are definitely on the table. Literally!

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>>5591486
Don't worry, there's TONS of breakfast to go around

>>5594207
What food is her poop made of?

>>5594235
Sausage links

>>5594271
Nice!

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>>5594271
Nah, she poops out rolls of raw Pillsbury cinnamon roll dough

>>5583852
The first one is Inisuu. The second one is Floatiesoda.

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>>5586961
>You don't wanna know

BP you nasty slut.

>>5594271
>>5594235
And from the look of that belly, there's gonna be a lot of it

>>5594492
>swollen belly full of poop
This is hot.

>>5594511
Even if it's a food belly full of food poop?

>>5594511
Especially when you can listen to her gut gurgle and churn when she pushes all of those links and dough out of her big fat ass
>>5594531
that makes it even hotter for me

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Who ordered the six piece?

>>5594531
Hey man, poop is poop, even if it's food poop.

>>5594549
How thick are her food turds?

>>5594591
About as thick as your arm, and it pushes out easy into a big coiled pile

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>>5588121
I'd double stuff her.

>>5594612
>About as thick as your arm
Oh, only that thick?

I mean, that is pretty thick, although I would have liked it even bigger. Oh well, if it was any bigger I wouldn't be able to eat it.

>>5594634
I'd be careful pal, you sound like you're gonna bite off more than you can chew.

>>5594634
If they were bigger you can just cut the individual loaves and pop em in the oven. Also she farts so hard you can feel the floor shake, especially after she's done emptying, and they smell like cinnamon

>>5594658
I like 'em big and thick.

>>5594664
>If they were bigger you can just cut the individual loaves and pop em in the oven.
True, true...

>>5594675
>I like em big and thick
So do I. She could get on all fours and and push a fat tree trunk sized log of dough out into a bakepan for you. So long and thick that it leaves her butthole momentarily gaped open wide.

>>5594709
>So do I.
Ah, a fellow man of good taste.

>She could get on all fours and and push a fat tree trunk sized log of dough out into a bakepan for you
>fat tree trunk sized log
Anon, please. This is too hot.

>So long and thick that it leaves her butthole momentarily gaped open wide.
Not a fan of gape to be honest, I only like buttholes when they've got a huge object inserted or are pushing out big poops.

>>5594709
I'm imagining this as a new girl, themed entirely around baked goods. Bakery Wife? Maybe she works at the local bakery, eating pounds of grain and flour the night before which her body processes into all kinds of delicious dough while she sleeps, which she forces out early next morning and has baked into fresh donuts, loaves of bread and the like just in time for you to walk in and buy some.

I bet she blushes when you inhale the scent of fresh baked goods, sighing dreamily and saying how good everything looks. Maybe she'll show you her secret baking process sometime.

>>5594729
Well that's what happens when you push out a log that big, it wont stay that way for long though.
>>5594766
Ooooo I love this idea. I really envy the bakers that get to watch her push out those loaves.

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>swallowing a foodgirl whole and feeling her churn and digest in your stomach

>>5594796
As a guy who's very much into willing vore prey, this is an excellent idea

>>5594778
>Well that's what happens when you push out a log that big, it wont stay that way for long though.
I prefer that the anus is tight enough to shrink back down in time with the log. The log gets smaller, the anus follows.

>>5594766
>I'm imagining this as a new girl
Yes please, the old one was ruined by being futa.

>this entire post
>you will never go down to your local bakery in the morning
>you will never walk in and be greeted by Baked Goods Girl, who is familiar with you due to being a regular
>you will never here her offer to make a freshly made loaf of bread right now just for you
>you will never watch as gets up on special baker's table, on all fours, and pushes a thick doughy log out of her warm bread butt
>she will never proceed to bake it and give you a large freshly-baked bread turd
>she will never smile and wave as you walk out the store with bread turd in hand
Why?

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>you will never watch as gets up on special baker's table, on all fours, and pushes a thick doughy log out of her warm bread butt
Holy fuck, I wanna eat it in front of her and tell her how much I love it

>>5594809
>buy a cute strawberry shortstack girl at the bakery
>take her home and she immediately starts begging you to eat her

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So in regards to this freshly baked cutie

How do we feel about donut buttholes?

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>>5594951
yeah boy

>>5594951
On any kind of bakery pastry girl? Fucking fantastic and I love them.

>>5594951
>meme anus
No. Unless you mean the one the thread was made about and not the hypothetical baked goods girl, because if the former, she is already futa trash, so might as well.

>>5594984
discarded

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>>5594920
>there's a baker's dozen of girls waiting behind the glass
>they each start jumping and cheering excitedly when they see you walk in
>all of them making lewd gestures and offers in an attempt to get you to buy them
>some pressing their sweet bits up against the glass and moaning lewdly
>the one you pick nearly creams on the spot
>the baker wraps her up in a neat little white box tied up with string
>she's giggling and schlicking herself inside the entire time
>you get home, place her on the table and brew a pot of coffee
>you unwrap the box and unzip your cock
>she looks up at you curiously
>"O-oh? We're gonna fuck first? Okay but you have to promise to eat me when you're done okay? You gotta eat me! Please!"

More?

>>5595028
YES MORE

>>5595007
>discarded
That's what should happen to futa, yes.

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>>5595028
>"Okay, but be careful with me. I'm delicate!"
>you lay her down on the folded out cardboard box she came in
>her body is light, fluffy angel food cake dressed up in cream frosting made to look like a dress
>you push some of the frosting on her lower regions aside to reach her soft slit
>you work two fingers inside and start to stretch her trembling opening for what's to come
>she's squeaking and gasping already
>you pull your fingers out and find them covered in a sticky white syrup.
>tastes like melted sugar
>she's watching you lick it off intently, the blush on her face standing out hard against her porcelain skin
>you press your hot member up against her opening, asking if she's ready
>she nods, looking like she's holding her breath
>you slip inside, but hit a hard wall about halfway through.
>she's gasping now, but she looks up at you and nods weakly,
>"Keep going, it's okay." she says, shaking like a leaf
>you press yourself in fully and she squeals
>you have to stop and take a deep breath just to keep from cumming from the sound
>you start to work your hips in a rhythm, each thrust bulging her soft pastry stomach and each one eliciting a strained, gurgling cry from her drooling mouth
>you run your hands up her creamy body, to her perky little strawberry nipples
>you start to tweak them and the sensation is not lost on her as she curls her toes and bites her lip
>you feel yourself getting close
>you start pumping faster, each powerful thrust threatening to burst her squishy stomach
>you hilt, let out a hard groan and your cock twitches as it blasts a thick load of 100% real man cream into her sweet snatch.
>you drag your cock out, covered in two types of syrup and bring the softening sausage up to her lips
>she's half out of it, but she still slips it inside her mouth and sucks your combined juices off of it
>"Eat... me..." she moans, her voice muffled with cock

Do we want the vore?

>>5595185
YES YES YES YES

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>>5595185
>you slip your dick out of her mouth and tuck it back in your trousers
>then you pick her up by her armpits, lifting her off the table
>she's the size of a toddler but she's light as air, so you have no trouble scooping her up
>you hold her over the table, cum and cream dribbling out from between her legs.
>"Yes... yes..." she whispers, her voice weak and hoarse
>you hold her by her hips and lift her up to your mouth
>you wrap your lips around her soft cunt and suck out the homemade creampie
>salty and sweet, but it's just an appetizer
>you hold her up high, so that her legs are just above you
>you open your mouth wide and she slips her toes in
>she giggles as you suck on her feet, then slowly slurp them down your throat.
>you work down to her hips, passing them effortlessly down your gullet
>she's up to her belly button in mouth now, and she can't contain her excitement
>she's moaning loudly, feeling the suction of your esophagus on her body.
>"Wait, wait." she whispers
>you stop, and she holds onto your head, breathing softly.
>"I want you to savor me." She says, and gives you a tiny kiss on the forehead.
>you slurp her down a little more, and she kisses you again, lower this time.
>she keeps it up, giving you little kisses and coos as you ever so slowly work her into your stomach
>the last kiss she gives you is right on the bridge of your nose
>then she leans back and holds her hands above her head
>you work the last of her down your gullet and she curls up in your tight stomach
>as you stand up from the table, stomach bloated with your former plaything, you can feel her moving back and forth.
>she must be pleasuring herself inside of you
>you pour yourself a cup of coffee and settle down on the couch, rubbing your stomach bulge
>you think to yourself about how next time you'll have to buy two.
>one to digest, and one to rub your stomach for you
>maybe a dozen donut girls
>next time

fin

>>5595318
im gonna NUT

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>>5595363
Do it faggot.

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>>5594984
>hates futa
>hates donut buttholes

You are literally the worst.

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>>5595469
>you are worst for having good taste

>>5595469
Dont fight people like that, all you'll end up doing is derailing the already struggling thread

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>>5595497
I suppose you're right. We need more smut!

I come back and the thread has been absolutely spammed with scat and vote.
I'm suspecting it was done by one person in an attempt ruin the thread for others.
My only question is why.

>>5595604
>Vore*
Fucking autocorrect.

>>5595604
The scat made it better you disgraceful plebian.

>he doesn't want a bread girl to produce a freshly-baked loaf for him

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>>5595604
Or, y'know, people have weird fetishes. I mean this IS /trash/ and we did start with a giant cocked breakfast girl whose sausage prick oozes country gravy.

Like I wasn't part of that breadscat stuff, but I really liked the cake girl vore. You can just pick and choose what you like, or just post more of what you do like. No sense in complaining.

>>5595604
>it's spam if I dont like it
I have weird as fuck fetishes alright? There is no conspiracy, I actually like the things I wrote about and this is a public site.

>>5595637
That is quite honestly one of the most sensible and non-aggressive responses I've ever seen on this website.
Thank you.

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>>5595662
Well, you're welcome. I'm too old and tired to fight with people over silly stuff like weird porn. I just want people to like what they like and avoid what they don't.

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>You don't like to think that you're gay
>However, you will openly admit that you've become an expert at handling phalluses
>Ones made out of food, anyway
>Breakfast Wife's gargantuan sausage and her thick, doughy biscuits
>Dinner's fat, juicy strip steak flanked by big, buttery potatoes
>Dessert's enormous, sloppy, cream dripping eclair and her churning cream puffs
>Even Snack with her adorable little protein bar and her plump little plums
>At times you wonder how you're not fatter

>>5596098
There is absolutely nothing gay about a balanced diet of phallic food objects.

>>5596177
Damn right.

>>5596188
And if you have to get some of those nutrients out of those phallic foods by sucking them until they blow a hot, creamy load of food product down your throat, well then so be it. You gotta take care of yourself!

>>5595075
you are silly

>>5596098
So Dessert, being entirely excessive, is by far the biggest right? Even putting Breakfast to shame? And I imagine almost constantly sloppily leaking, too

>>5575167
>>5596481
Which one came first?

And more importantly: Which one would win in a sausage slapping slobberknocker?

>>5596685
Cena would cash in and make the second one tap after a five knuckle shuffle to the dick

>>5596745
>sexy huge meatdong girlfight
>cream bubbling up everywhere, fluids and glistening meat galore
>FruityPebbles comes in outta nowhere and ruins everything

Sounds about right

>>5595489
do you live under a rock, eddboy?

>>5596921
It seems you do, meme-fetishist.

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>>5596962
>no u

>>5575167
>>5596481
NOW KISS DICKS

>>5597045
THIS

>>5596274
>>5596390
>>5597045
Absolutely.

>>5596798
>After the event they're selling "My Waifu Got Punched in The Dick by JOHN CENA" T-shirts

>You're in the bedroom, checking your email
>"Honey!" Calls Lunch from the living room
>"What?" You holler back
>"Dessert got frosting all over the couch again!" She responds
>"I HAVE NO REGRETS!" Cries Dessert from the kitchen

Foodgirls with dicks, foodscat, the only context I can stomach(ha) willing vore, where has this thread been my whole life?

>>5598889
>big, creamy eclair
>tasty cream pie
>delicious donut
Dream girl. What I imagine Dessert Wife looks like sans birthday candles.

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>>5598889
Sugar, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you
Honey, sugar, sugar
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

>>5598889
Source please!

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Where is all this art of cute food girls coming from?
Somebody please tell me! I'm hungry for more!
Pun intended.

>>5600221
Try searching "food girl" on Tumblr.
Gold mine.

Mustard = MustarDesu
Ketchup = KawaiiTchup
Mayo = MayoChan
BBQ = BBaka

What the fuck are you people turning me into?

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In honor of the month of October, I bring you all the gift of gourd.

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>>5600414
A big, soft, cuddly pumpkin to get nice and cozy with.

>>5600390
A hungry and horny degenerate.

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>>5600446
VERY cozy.

>>5600466
She's gotta put her face on first, though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=LLLx42pq8oyMllykHnP_AHeQ&v=oK-yZq7M_bo

>>5573906
Fuck, I just can't resist that thick, meaty sausage.

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>>5600221
The kitchen, obviously.

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>>5600466
Holy shit, RidiculousCake does lewds?

You know I actually hesitated to call him ChubbyDiamond for a second, but then I remembered we're on /trash/ and horses are allowed.

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>>5600968
Well, lewdish.

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I need help finding food girls of the futa, herm, and/or shemale persuasions.
Where should I look?

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>>5601417
Well unfortunately, food girls are already kind of a niche fetish. In fact there isn't even a definitive word for the kink that I know of because "Food girl" gives you tons of generic results searching anywhere

And on top of that, food futa is even more niche and something I myself have just gotten into. I wish I knew of more artists that can draw food girls well, because I'd love to commission some.

>>5599205
She's great as she is, but she only need add a pair of delicious creme-filled puffs to go with that eclair to be perfect.

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>>5601568
Dang. Was worth asking, though.

>>5601656
>resting your head on her big, creamy puffs
>listening to her sugary load churn and gurgle
>feeling the girth of her eclair laying against you
Imagine.

Gimme the the sandwich

Not really into the fat aspect of a lot of these, but I can make due.

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God damn it's hard to dredge up content for this one. I thought it was a lot more common, but most stuff is just girls in food themed clothing or Adventure Time girls.

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>>5602898
Like your girls low-calorie, huh?

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>>5603172
I like where this is going.

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>>5603242

So do i.

>>5603680
Are those chicken nuggets or potatoes or what?

>>5603750

I do believe they are chicken wings with little cheese potatoes cakes.

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>>5603929
they look fucking disgusting imo, the extra gum pizza looks better than that

>>5603980
okay

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>>5603069
There room for two in that bun?

pls post more futa food wymen

does anyone have any watermelons?

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>>5606218
How about some cactus fruit instead?

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>>5600414
>>5600446
>>5600466
>>5600487
Oooohhh! Pumpkins!

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>>5607155
Or should I say "PLUMPkins?"

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>>5607175
"Jill o' Lantern?"

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Delicious ham.

>>5600675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

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>>5601417
The garbage heap.

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We've gone too long without a cute, sexy food dickgirl!

>lava cake nips, kisses hair, and swiss roll dong

>>5609111
Oh my

>>5608768
The perfect Porky Gal.

Now if only there were a pizza chick for her to top.

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>>5609182

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>All these futafags

>>5609239
You don't even know what futa means.

>>5609228
>eats her while she screams in fear and agony

>>5609265
Just ignore it.

>>5609239

Don't you mean "fooda"?

>>5609265
>he's one of those "futa and herm are so different" autists

Both are shit.

>>5608768
>>5609228
The only time I ever want ham and pineapple anywhere near my pizza.

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Say...

Do mushrooms count as food?

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>>5609373
Some big, juicy mushrooms?

>>5609373
So long as they aren't poisonous.

And I have a good feeling two-thirds of these fun gals are.

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>>5609430
Only one way to find out!

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>>5609516
Who wants to be the threads "taste tester?"

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A creature that best be sexualized for the purposes of this thread.

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Fry girl.

(If you squint, it looks like she has a dick)

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Gummy bear.

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>>5610962
Hungry gummy bear.

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>>5610988
Big, hungry gummy bear

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>>5610962
>>5610988
>that face

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I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

>>5611022
>>5611096
That's a lot of sugar!
Oh well.
Diabetes isn't the worst thing to have.

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Sticky buns OR Sinnamon buns.

>>5611022
>hard and deep
goddamn, this is hot

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>>5611757
I KNOW, RIGHT?!

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>>5611567

>>5612323
Mmm.
I'd love to nibble on her muffin.
Stroke her soft, warm, doughy buns.
Suck on those tasty raisins of her's.
Ohh, yeah.

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>>5609549
>Not the version with the dude slapping her ass and fisting it

C'mon man, that was the best part.

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>>5610312
Say some gangsta is dissing your fry girl, just give 'im one of these

>vore
>human on food
When's my big hungry muffin top foodbaby making a meal out of me?

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Yo Fryman, what the fuck is going on over here? I know you have something to do with this.

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Has anyone here ever had mochi?

It's a kind of Japanese rice cake.

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>>5614556
It's made of mochigome, a short-grain japonica glutinous rice.

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>>5614569
The rice is pounded into paste and molded into the desired shape.

>>5611096
>>5614556
>>5614569
>>5614578
See: >>5611043

>>5614556
>>5614569
>>5614578
I have never had mochi, but now I'm genuinely interested in giving it a try.

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>>5611043
>>5614628
>doesn't like faces
Whatever you say, weirdo.

>>5614707
>doesn't like awful faces
FTFY

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"Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom" by Hudson Soft

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>>5614793
Good thing I have these.

>>5614816
Fleshlight lmao

>Q: So what do you say when you impregnate a food girl?

A: She's got a bun in the oven.

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>>5614838
Actually they're condoms designed after vegetable sizes to help people who might not know their size.

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Here's a short story I found featuring a couple of Ridiculous Cake's characters (pictured).

http://butter-cups.deviantart.com/art/Bite-Sized-Deep-Dish-Stuffed-Crust-625889105?ga_submit_new=10%253A1470348498

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>>5614913
>sweating_pastry.jpg

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This thread has inspired me to actually make breakfast instead of just eating a bowl of cereal, thank you

Shine on you crazy diamonds

>>5614913
That was cute!

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>>5615102
That was the plan all along! To get kids to eat a healthy, balanced breakfast!

>>5615658
I hear that the best way to test a bun's quality is to squeeze it.
Gently, of course.

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>>5615782
Nonsense, the best way is to get a nice smell of 'em.

>>5615782
Naturally.

>>5610962
>>5610988
>>5611022
>>5611096
>>5611567
>>5611904
>>5612323
>>5614556
>>5614569
>>5614578
WORTH
EVERY
CAVITY

>>5609336
>not loving delicious ham and pineapple pizza

>Girl or Futa on strict diet
>Barely passing by with hungry week.
>Dessert girls horny as fuck and haven't been fucked all week,Full of Cream and Custard.
>She finally cracks and pigs out.
>Sweet Gangbang And Sugary Bukakke.
>Diet later more food-cock now.
>Double up.
Fuck, I need to get outta here, the /trash/ is taking me.
Anybody wanna write this?

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>>5617543
Would the dessert girl look like the lady on the left?

>>5618722
>cake tf
more pls

>>5618752
Ah, but is it a girl becoming a cake or a cake becoming a girl?

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Mini-dump.

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>>5618842

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>>5618848

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>>5618853

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>>5618862

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>>5618867

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>>5618880

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>>5618890
And done.

>>5618790
>cake becoming a girl
>planned on having a delicious treat
>ended up with a cute, sweet, sexy gf
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

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>>5618752

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>>5618862
Reminds me of this

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>>5614793
Princess Tomato has been kidnapped? Send out the fruits and veggies brigade!

>>5619087
I smell the next hot indie game.

>>5618790
>>5618958
>>5619087
This actually got me thinking.

Why don't we see more inanimate-to-animate transformations?

>>5619520
Not enough pain for those that like transformations.

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Fresh out of the oven.

>>5620586
Yum

>>5620586
What is it

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>>5621301
A big fudgey orange halloween cake.

>>5621301
Some kind of chocolate thunder with orange sauce splashes?

Got two food chick (and some guys) stories here, but they're pony-based.

And I'm in no rush to get re-banned.

>>5621492
Welcome to /trash/, anything goes

>>5621500
Gotta link em, since I can't seem to upload the pdfs

>Breakfast
>http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=548

>Lunch
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=719

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Does this arouse you, /trash/?

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>>5621746
No but this does.

>>5621829
OH! I LOVE THOSE SHORTS! I'M GOING TO GO WATCH THEM! THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!

>>5621829
What's this from?

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Big pudding is FLANtastic!

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Delicious bump

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Come on, guys!
You can't be full yet!

>>5629638
I'll never be full, my hunger is infinite

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>>5629919
That's the spirit!

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Page nine? But I just woke up, it's time for breakfast!

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>navel penetration
now we're talkin

Not enough futa food.

>>5622872
"On the moon" by Weebls Stuff. It's your standard mid 00s randomcore, but it was pretty funny.

>>5631436
This is both confusing me and making me hungry

Is she just broth, or does she have a jelly consistency? I want to pucker my lips on her and suck.

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>>5631733
Yeah.
But what's to be done?

>>5632519
Stuffing your face.

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>>5632633
Well, obviously.

Have some bacon.

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>>5618990

>>5625492
Stop posting that trash: >>5611043

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>>5632853
It's cute how you think you have any power here.

>>5632802
I have no idea how I've managed to reach a point where something like this turns me on. Is there any more?

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>>5632887

>>5631733
>Not enough futa food.
Faggot, most of the food"girls" in here are futa cancer.

>>5632887
It's cute how you think what you post is good.

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>>5632903
Yep.

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>>5632917
You do realize that triggering you is half the reason I'm posting these now, right?

>>5632909
Call me faggot some more, it turns me on. And post food girls while you're at it.

>>5632948
>triggering you
>I'm just pretending to be retarded
Mate, all you're doing is showing off your shit taste in art.

>>5632962
Don't have any.

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>>5632975
Anon, if you want more, all you have to do is ask.
Why keep up this silly charade?
It's a little embarrassing.

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>>5632996
Aww, that's okay, Anon.
You can have some of mine!

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>>5632924
Back dat bacon up, baby!

>>5632924
>>5633048
I want to fuck that bacon.

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>>5633131
Bacon Belly Bulge.

>>5633154
Time to fap.

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>>5633229
Have fun!

>>5632802
>>5632887
>>5632907
>>5632924
>>5632948
>>5632998
>>5633014
>>5633048
>>5633154
>>5633309
>all this bacon
>all these sweets
This is making my dick so fat.
I'm gonna have to jack off to a fucking fire to burn off all these sexy calories.

Would somebody please save or archive this thread?!
Future meals/faps could make great use of it!

there's literally no reason why this thread isn't on /aco/

>>5633898
Because /aco/ is shit.

>>5633880
Dude, there's an entire archive for this board.

>>5634011
Oh.
Cool.
Where?

>>5634028
NEVERMIND
Desuarchive.
Shoulda figgered.

I'm glad this thread came into existence, I have a new fetish now

>>5633860
And now I have another new fetish.

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>>5635377
Have fun with that.

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Getting close to the end here.
Should we do this again?

>>5637959
I'm not full yet, could still go for more.

>>5637959
Definitely.

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>>5637959
Heck yeah, I'll even start it if you'd like

>>5638166
Sweet.
Go for it.

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>>5638583
>>5638842
Dig in