ERP Thread Wicke player never edition. Previous: >>5567319

>>5572075
more like thicke

>>5572075
I want to cram my face so deep into that ass nobody can ever pull me out

Eventually I would die from lack of oxygen, but not before cumming at least 4 times

>>5572017
I need this in my life

I want to playfully bullied by a female, walking around on all fours and carrying them on my back as I crawl around.

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>>5571998
>>5572031
>>5572017
I genuinely had no idea futas had such a bad reputation when I decided to pick up Sponty.

>>5572053
Morning robutt

>>5572126
Futas are fine and all when it's just a few of them. But when everyone and their mothers decides to play them, it becomes tedious.

>>5572126
>Pets the Bunny

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Morning, my fellow Juzoboys.
You are all Juzoboys... right?

>>5572126
It's just on MMOs where 60% of female characters are futa and 35% only want futa cock.

>>5572141
Not to mention how entitled most futas generally are

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Afternoon chumbos.

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>>5572141
I suppose it would be.

>>5572144
>Nuzzles

>>5572147
Isn't it somewhat like that on F-list, too?

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>>5572126
As a survivor of F-List I have to say its all about presentation and personality when it comes to futas, and that's what makes Sponty fine, and not Bitchbreaker Kyle the Horsedick Futa She-Dragon or some bullshit like that. That's just my opinion, though.

And hiya.

Speaking of ERP in MMOs it seems like everyone is exceptionally clingy for no reason. I once sent a generic "hey bby want sum fug" to a slutty looking Draenei in Goldshire just to see what would happen. It worked and I didn't think anything of accepting their friend request after the fact. They proceeded to message me almost every day multiple times a day for ERP until I just abandoned the alt because i'm too much of a polite bitch to block anyone.

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>>5572204
I see... I'm glad to hear that, at least. Thank you.

How are you?

>>5572248
Rule #1 of ERP, huh?

>>5572248
>tfw I play male characters in mmos and I usually like to keep my erp on the downlow
>it never fails that at least one of my partners will act flirty or reference our sessions when we're doing dungeons, or just having a general chat in a group
It kills me

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>>5572268
I'm alright-ish, pondering how I'll be tackling my weekend.
You?

>>5572286
>my partners will act flirty or reference our sessions when we're doing dungeons
That sounds cute, where do you find that?

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>>5572300
Only -ish?
I'm fine, and most likely about to head to bed.

If dubs, ShindoL does a legit manga instead of trashy ero-shit.

>>5572162
Sexy grandpa

>>5572356
Come on man, you know that wasn't going happen

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>>5572355
Work was exhausting, and I feel kinda silly for the whole crusade I was on in here before I left. Just feeding drama. If I'm going to blog, I could at least not fan flames in the process.
But you should get some sleep soon, then.

>>5572372
Try doing something other than blogging and circlejerking

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>>5572372
I see... I don't think I've seen what that was about.
And I will!

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>>5572386
Nothing worth worrying about. Silly things happen in the daytime.
Sleep well when you turn in!

>>5572379
Mmkay.

Please please someone milk my cock! I need to shoot my load!

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>>5572372
If you're talking about what I think you are then it isn't just fanning the flames. Trying to keep DMG and the scourge of Paulio seperate is an act of drama prevention, not just mindlessly adding to it.
>>5572651
>milky wilkies ur pengis

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>>5572075
I swear I'm building the folder, really!

>>5572685
PLEASE sit on my face

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>>5572687
Soon enough, my dear!

>>5572706
As long as you don't do like the shitty one and punch anons in the dick for having boners.

>>5572758
>punch anons in the dick for having boners
That's hot.

[ POST CARDS ]

>>5572772
I'm making it sound hotter than it was at the time.

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>>5572774

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>>5572774
Hopefully a new one will appear soon. I just need to get my lazy butt going.

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>>5572774

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Dang its really dead in here. Did someone drop a nuke or something?

>>5572941
We're all dying inside

>>5572941
Discord cleared out its shitposters so now they have no new material

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>>5572941
yes

>>5572961
more?

>>5572941
Japan did the nuke finally and all the bomb were down.

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>>5572972
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/917161/f00b5d1584/

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>>5572953
Is that something new?
>>5572956
Thats a good thing i assume. So does that mean less anonymous sperging about something they don't like going on in there?
>>5572961
I could tell. This girl seems to be affected heavily from the radiation.
>>5572979
Perhaps now would be a good time to play this then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIxYe3G3Iz4

>>5573000
>So does that mean less anonymous sperging about something they don't like going on in there?
You're aware that pretty much every anonymous spergfest is just an avatar without their images next to their post, right?

>>5572956
Wait what, did something actually happen?

Owain and Lupin.
Pussy destroyers or humongous betas?

evens pick flowers
odds play with some retards
dubs peruvians

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>>5573005
You could assume that and i wouldn't really be surprised, but then again i don't really wanna get involved in all that stuff.

>>5573006
Kyouko did a Brexit and officially isolated the discord from the threads, making it a hugbox
Made Lupin mod again and then Lupin banned basically everyone who shittalks him or doesn't contribute anything positive
These people include Kenny and Jinx

We need more pussy and less dicks

>>5573078
Wait

Who got banned?

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>>5573104
Better?

>>5573115
Better

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>>5573123
Its a shame i only have like 3 rule 63 pics. Though the last one is quite horrible.

I still miss Kibbles...

Lurkers rise

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>>5573138
>>5573115
Genderswap, you say?

>>5573138
Awesome!

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>>5573176
Genderswap is not a bad thing. Which male ava would you like to see as female. With me, i'd like to see a rule 63 of Carnage.
>>5573179
The first two are but this one... Now you might ask why i have this one save but its just a "because i can".

>>5573176
Rule 63 is just crossdressing for cowards.

There, I said it!

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>>5573199
I think you need to elaborate on why it is for cowards.

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>>5573192
>Genderswap is not a bad thing.
Sorry, does this make my stance more obvious?

>>5573199
Get out, I've always wanted to do genderswap role reversal.

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>>5573199
>Rule 63 is a bad thing

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>>5573218
I think it does. But lets get back to the question.

>>5573212
>>5573218
You are attracted to those characters in girly roles, just take it one step further!

>>5573233
Never said that. Just that it's for cowards! No reason they shouldn't be able to smut too I guess?

>>5573192
That's the only good picture since she's naked

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>>5573236
I was pretty on-board with Godette, honestly.

>>5573240
Make Godot girly and it just feels odd.
Godette has the right feel to be teased by a big guy/suave, lithe lad.
I've gotten bored of just teasing big guys as petite women.

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>>5573240
So basically what you're saying is that traps makes it just better? I don't disagree but being able to play with a male why has more feminine features just adds the spice to a play.
>>5573249
Meh, i don't know. The design just seems strange.
>>5573253
Well that looked pretty dope aswell. I wished there existed more of those pics but maybe i'm looking at the wrong places.

>>5573253
>I've gotten bored of just teasing big guys as petite women.
So are you going to fuck them now? Please tell me you're going to fuck them, I'm so tired of your teasing it tortures me...

>>5573301
I'm just memeing. For me Rule 63 seems a cop-out, often when at first glance it looks like something that is hotter to me. But to each their own.

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>>5573253
>That's why you gotta tease little guys with big women.

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Now that we are on the subject of changing a character, what does people think about animalistic features?
>>5573309
Ah fair enough.

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>>5573320
>Not teasing big girls with bigger guys

>>5573320
>>5573331
I swear to fucking god I'll post it.

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>>5573329
(From just a fanart standpoint, it's cute and nice.)
(But when it's meant for lewding, I'm a bit iffy on it.)
>>5573331
>F-For you...

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>>5573301
You'd think something like Ace Attorney would have more of a fanbase suited for genderswapping, wouldn't you?

>>5573305
Why would I ever fuck a big guy? I'm way too small to take all that masculinity and come out unscathed.

>>5573320
I still want the guy to be either big or sexy, and little guys just aren't sexy to me.

>>5573355
When are you just going to start playing as Zarya?

>>5573356
>she doesn't like BIG GUYS or little guys

J-just medium sized guys?

>>5573356
>Why would I ever fuck a big guy?

So you'd rather fuck a futa then say Reinhardt

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>>5572774

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>>5573354
Should...Should I be afraid to ask, anon?
>>5573356
Suit yourself, not my fault you don't find a beta male squirming under your huge muscles sexy.
>>5573366
(Never, because I don't own Overwatch and don't want to butcher the character.)

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>>5573355
I suppose it depends on how the design is made, whether its something chibi or sexy.
>>5573356
I don't know what i would think honest since i just play the games and keep myself away from the fanbase.
>>5573354
Post what? I'm curious now.

>>5573355
Play tug o war with my dick

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>>5573356
>I'm way too small to take all that masculinity and come out unscathed.
Why would you ever want to come out unscathed?

>>5573390
>squirming
Nah, fuck that I just wanna cuddle against the safety of doomgal's rockhard abs.

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>>5573381
>>5573384
I was kidding. I've done fucking before, but teasing is just so much fun, and fucking happens so often without it.

>>5573390
It isn't, and it isn't my fault either. It's just the way of it.

>>5573392
That's probably a good decision for a fan.

>>5573402
How would you know anything about being fragile, Reinhardt?

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>>5573418
...

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>>5573390
Technically you don't have to play the game. If you wanna play a character that seem intereting to you. Just look up the character page and looking for the story, the personality. Of course its always better when you've played the game but most of the time its not that necessary.
>>5573427
Basically. Just play the game and thats it.

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>>5573441

>>5572872
Oh wow. A Godot Ava? That's pretty cool.

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>>5573454
Don't get too excited since its just the character i've always had since i started all this avataring stuff and i don't really do any proper IC with him.

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>>5573390
>>5573392

>>5573390
It's okay because Blizzard can't write characters for shit. You are basically already playing her, just add in some russian mannerisms and you are there.

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>>5573418
>Crawls into your shower via the ceiling.

>>5573475
>Applies more blessed paper to her legs

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>>5573468
The absolute madman.
>>5573475
Oh dear you're still alive... Not that its a bad thing though.

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>>5573424
I'll keep ye safe, anon. Don't worry.
>>5573445
(I suppose it's just an anxious flaw of mine. I won't ever feel 100% confident about playing a character unless I've known them for lengthy periods of time. The only reason I ever picked up Doomguy/Gal is because I fucking love DOOM and have been playing it ever since I was a kid.)
>>5573468
For you. I said it, now go away.
>>5573473
(Anon, I fucked up the Irish mannerisms beyond an excusable degree. What makes you think I can do Russian any better?)
(Besides, I don't want Soviet thirsting after me.)
(No offense Soviet, if you're reading this.)

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>>5572872
i want to remove ghost chan

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>>5573487
>Albeit confused and wondering why somebody would be so brave as to touch her, she stared at his arms during his invasive touch. A bit of drool dribbling down the inside of her mask only to build up on her chin before dripping onto his hand.
>>5573496
>Stares at the somewhat familiar person.

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>>5573475
>Kurisu looks up at the ceiling and shrieks, whipping open the shower curtain and attempting to run away.
GET AWAY MONSTER!

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>>5573505
Doom is pretty good honestly. But the only way to find out if you're feeling comfortable about playing a character if you actually do it. Then you can evaluate afterwards whether that was a good idea or not.
>>5573519
I'm pretty sure a gun wouldn't do the job but how come?
>>5573523
Don't give me that look. I'm not offering you my limbs for food.

I miss [REDACTED]
> Hugs and kisses his body pillow of them

>>5573519
Bug off!

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>>5573578
It's okay, I have two guns!
And because she stabs people of course!

>>5573585
Hi Innocent Boy

>>5573590
>>5573523
oops

>>5573505
(Up to you I guess, you are playing a waifu anyway, even if people are going to keep mistaking you for Zarya)

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>>5573593
You are avoiding the question young lad.

>>5573597
HAHAHA! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO I MISS SO DEARLY!

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>>5573593
>>5573609
Wait scratch that. I didn't see the last of that text.

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>>5573616
Maybe take off the thing covering both of your eyes?

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>>5573551
>Deciding to play with her food for a bit more fun, she dropped down from the ceiling and followed in pursuit of her morning snack. Almost a hop in her step as she enjoyed following her meal.
>>5573578
>No fair, humans shouldn't keep such a tasty treat all to themselves. She simply shrugged it off and went about her business, occasionally snatching up a smaller bug and eating it, crunching the poor creatures behind her mask.
>>5573590
>>5573601
>Looks at him menacingly, or at least as menacing as an unchanging face can look.

>>5573610
Nue

>>5573630
>Slaps ass

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>>5573578
(With me, what usually happens is if I mess something up with an rp or a character, even something as minuscule as forgetting a single word, I basically just want to crawl into the ocean and not come out for 100 years.)
>>5573602
I'm a waifu...? I'm...flattered. I think.

>>5573667
(the fact that you have a lifelong association with Doom is pretty damn cute, you've got a good thing going there)

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>>5573630
>Kurisu slams the bathroom door on carnivore, holding the doorknob with all her might.
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!

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>just waking up
>not sure if RP
>posting this picture because I like it

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>>5573626
I wear this for medical reasons, if i took it off, i wouldn't be able to see properly at all.
>>5573630
Uh... Enjoy your meal.
>>5573667
Maybe you're judging yourself too hard because we all make mistakes.

Anyway i'll go lurk for a while now since i have some some games to play and a code to develop.

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>>5572145
So how bad did it suck when nobody took two seconds to tell you good morning?

Good morning

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>>5573648
>Eats hand.
>>5573689
>Walking up to the now closed door, she raised one of her arms and slowly started to scratch at the wooden frame. As she slowly dug deeper into the splintering wood with her sharp, slender digits, she soon made a small opening to peer through at the run away meal.
>>5573717
>Itadakimasu

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>>5573717
>takes it off and runs around a corner with it

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>>5573676
(Let me tell you, the day I found art of Doomgal that had more depth to it than "Doomguy With Tits" I practically had a fucking aneurysm.)

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>>5573735
>As you run around the corner you stumble into a familiar figure that gently smiles at you.
Hello~ Going somewhere?

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>>5573750
GHOST CHAN!
>takes out gun
Don't come any closer!

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>>5573760
>Sachiko starts bursting out of laughter as Aikawa grabs the gun
Pffftahahahaha! Do you really think thats gonna save you?

>>5573721
Damn you's a sexy bitch

>>5573760
YOU CAN'T SHOOT GHOSTS YOU STUPID CUTE BOY

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>mods fellating one another

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>>5573778
Save me from what??
>>5573797
Then what do I do?!

>when you wake up with morning wood and none of your partners are responding

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>>5573797
>>5573806
Shoot 'em with a bigger gun, lad.

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>>5573778
>slides in and fires dual pistols all akimbo

>>5573806
Don't worry little girl, I've gotcha back. You just gotta promise Franku you'll gimme dat poo-say when you're older.

>>5573793
Hey thanks, you too.

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>>5573806
Repeat after me.
"Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao"

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>>5573817
>takes out a bigger gun
like this?
>>5573819
N-no! I'm a boy!
>>5573827
you moo guy gwai fai di ciao

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>>5573848
Maybe something a wee bit bigger, and ye should be fine.

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>>5573806
Oh don't worry about it.
>>5573819
You silly person i'm vidya, not anime!
>Sachiko submerges into the floor and vanishes

(Okay i gotta go for real now.)
>>5573827
(Damn i remember that show. Someone should start playing Uncle in here or HG since that would be more suitable. I think.)

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>>5573848
>>5573866
Oh. Well, you know, I'm not picky, but...
Fuck that.

>spits and leaves

>>5573848
That's right, never question Uncle.
>He starts chanting too
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
It is working!
>>5573866
(Right?)

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>>5573877
She dissappeared!
Thanks!
>>5573866
>>5573870
>>5573861
>quickly runs away with the visor thingy as she leaves

>>5573747
(W-what is her taste in men?)

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>>5573911
(The kind with dicks, but anyone weaker than her she will dominate the fuck out of.)

HE CAN FIRE IN SPURTS

>>5573931
Incorrect.

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>>5573877
(I don't know if you're going to hg aswell but would you consider making an Uncle folder? I'm already thinking about making a Tohru or Captain Black maybe Or Jade.)

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Mahou Shoujo I Can't Believe it's not Madoka

>>5573931
IF SHOOT GUN HURT

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>>5573948
(Nah, I was kinda just doing it as a small gag, my home is here, and I don't think Uncle is made for it)

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>>5573973
(You might be right about that and its totally fair. Have a nice day by the way.)

>>5573973
(He could be a pretty good dom.)

JACKIEEEEEEE
>Whaps
COCK WON'T SUCK ITSELF

This thread is more dead than I've ever seen it before

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>>5573986
(And you as well)

>>5573992
(O-okay, that made me laugh quite a bit.)

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>>5573995
I'd prefer to think of it as peaceful. It's just a lazy Sunday morning.

>>5574006
Calm before the storm, anon.

Calm before the storm

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>>5574010
>anon
I'm Ash, though.

>>5574016
I'm sorry, what does your name field say? You aren't actually who you're acting as

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>>5574027
Yes, I'm aware. Last person who ava'd that I called anon seemed to take offense. I guess it just differs from person to person. I'unno.

>>>/qa/706294
We may be seeing the end of /trash/.

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>>5574045
Was it Paul? He's insane, literally.

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>>5573973
Uncle x Tohru.

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>>5574052
Sounds good to me. I only browsed this place for this thread, and I've finally gotten sick enough of it that I can safely say I'm okay with it being killed. I tried to fix things on the down low, but cancer seems to always prevail.

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>>5574079
(That may be taking it a bit far. Have you forgotten that Uncle is a ladies' man? He was master of the dance floor!)

>>5574052
Why would he remove /trash/ when there are boards that are greater bandwidth leeches? The porn boards, for instance, which a lot of the users that have posted in that /qa/ thread agreed with as a suggestion.

>>>/qa/706294
>>>/qa/706294
>>>/qa/706294
Just so you guys know

>>5574160
So slow.
So stupid.

>>5574166
Wasn't sure if you knew ad too lazy to check

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>>5573505
>Mecha is Doom guy
Shows you how out of the loop I am. I guess I should be doubly glad I bought the new doom on saturday.

>>5574196
>Mecha is Doom guy
wut

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>Tfw futas are only canon in shitty hentai

>>5574277
At first I was wondering where her cock was. Futa with just balls is silly.

>>5574287
What's the point of a dick without balls? Stop talking.

>>5574297
What's the point of reading if you don't comprehend? Stop replying.

>>5574313
Yeah, I actually realized where I went wrong with that. My bad, sorry.

>>5574335
>Anon apologizing for his mistake.
Good on you, I'd suck your dick if I wasn't so useless.

bet yall cowards dont even worship cocks

>>5574277
source? more?

>>5574087
Hi Lore

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>>5574287
A futa that cums despite not having balls is sillier
>>5574425
I don't know. Gelbooru somewhere.

>>5574160
I personally think they should give more perks for the pass to encourage more people to buy it.

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>5574425
Card? Discord?

>>5574488
Hi? Lupin?

>>5574425
The character is from one piece and the dick was added in on one of the /d/ threads

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>>5574475
I'm actually honestly considering it. Though I don't think /trash/ is in any danger due to its (probably) low-bandwidth usage, I do hate the captcha. And with my joining of ERP, I'm using it more than ever.

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>>5574397
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the ringing in my ears.

>>5574546
Trash has lots of threads that consistently hit image limit. They're going to scrap a lot of small/useless boards before scraping a big one.

>>5574555
BET YALL COWRADS DONT EVEN WORSHIOP COCKS

>>5574546
Eh, this site has given me more laughs and faps than anything else over these past few years. If it could cook i'd marry it. A 15 funbuck donation isn't too horrible.

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>>5574577
Mn, perhaps. It really depends on a lot of information that we don't have that Hiroshimoot does. Time will tell, of course. And updates from Hiro. Still, I wish him well in figuring out a solution.

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>>5574608
Oh?
Well, I don't. Want to give me a reason to?

>>5574052
>>5574160
Why doesn't he just start a Paetron? People will throw money at literally anything, a site with as many users as 4chan wouldn't have any financial issues.

>>5574653
they are strong and masculine
the weaks just fall to their knees

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>>5574617
True enough, 15 dollars a year is HARDLY a hole in the wallet. And 4chan has been a consistent hangout for the past...however long I've been going here, I haven't really kept track.

>>5574661
It could be the same issue as Paypal. Blacklist and whatever. But it's worth running the suggestion in that thread as likely 30 or so people have.

>>5574681
You idiot, she's telling you to present yours.

Why does Lupin ask for Discord?

>>5574708
Thurst for that shitty new Strike Witch

>>5574708
He doesnt, its a meme

>>5574703
umm
I dont possess a masculine cock
mine simply isnt worthy of worship

>>5574724
Oh my god, she's a fucking slut, just whip it out and smack her in the face with it and she'll be slobbering all over it like a starving dog with a bone!

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>>5574703
Mmh. Smart one, aren't you?

>>5574724
Then I don't want anything to do with you, hun.

>>5574719
Every meme has some basis in reality.

>>5574741
Don't do that in front of the children here.

>>5574475
Is that an actual thing?

>>5574741
>pokes the dickhead
Yup. It's a penis.

>>5574774
Yes, but it doesn't seem to garner the angry (You)'s here as much as the other boards. I'm starting to think it wasn't worth the investment.

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>5574757
Lupin said something nice about Marieselle in the discord and the discord shitters decided that ment he was the one that asked for discord before it became a meme, welcome to shitposting

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>>5574768
I'll bring it out where I please.

>>5574796
What's that? You're going to give me a hand job?

>>5574749
wasnt my intention
I only wish to educate others on worshipping mighty cocks
>>5574745
well
so am I
and I refuse to touch a lowly cock

>>5574813
Hmm.
>Again, pokes the dickhead, and swirls some of the precum around while considering said option with a pout.
Maybe.

>>5574805
> Bad grammar
Hi Lupin

>>5574817
Fag

>>5574805
Ok Lupin

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>>5574745
Aww, that's where you're wrong, fuckhead.
I've taken some time to refine my tastes...
Cute face, nice body...
Someone who at least tries to be pleasant to be around...
That's what I'm after, not just any greasy guy with a cock as big as his attitude.

>>5574813
Oh. Need any assistance?

>>5574800
Have a (You), anon.

>>5574813
> bunny ears
Sponty?

>>5574800
How do I show it off? I'm not completely turned on by the idea of having that beneath every post, but it looks like a novelty

>>5574836
What about someone with a cute face, nice body, big cock, and shitty attitude?

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(Got bored and played some DOOM, trying to unlock all of those sweet, sweet upgrade points.)
(Anything of interest happen while I was gone?)

>>5574894
The dickgirls are here. They're demons.

>>5574894
Hiroshimoot is having financial issues and might prune some boards.

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>>5574877
Mmmhh no.
Experience has shown me that I won't like that one bit~

>>5574909
I don't get why he doesn't open up donations. /pol/ alone would sustain the entire site just because they want to keep /pol/ alive.

>>5574836
>>5574813
>>5574683
>pets

>>5574923
Paypal blacklisted 4chan, for starters. As for Patreon and other sites like that, who knows.

>>5574873
"since4pass" in the options field. Without the quotation marks.

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>>5574908
Ye had me at "demons", lad.
>>5574909
Ah, well...That's...Not good? /trash/ is safe, I think.
>>5574917
The Titanium Cunt is here as well, I see.

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>>5574927
Good morning, PetAnon!

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>>5574823
>She chuckles slightly before raising her hand and placing it onto the anon's head.
I'm only joking you silly person. But if it's something you want I can't not help out a person in need~

>>5574845
Not unless you know how I can break the sound barrier. If not I'm alright sir.

>>5574865
Sponty? I don't know who she is but I'm Charlotte E. Yeager of the five-hundred first joint fighter wing, the Strike Witches!

>>5574927
A little to the left and faster please~

>>5574936
Jesus. If fucking paypal will do business with shady ass sites like G2A, why on earth would they turn 4chan away?

>>5574953
>bunny ears
>canine tail
TRIGGERED

>>5574953
I was talking more about helping out with that "thing"

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>>5574953
(We did it! Now where's Kay to round everything off?)

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>>5574927
Oh, thanks..-

>>5574946
In the fles-...Metal. Eh-Heh~

>>5574953
Oh well, if it was only a joke...
>The anon keeps tracing the precum around, and rolls their eyes up to some angle above and to the right, a smirk on their lips.
I only considered since you seemed to need some help.
>They glance back to her, and remove their hand, patting index finger and thumb together, a little strand gathering between the two digits.

>>5572202
Not entirely. There's way too many boring shemales and futas on f-list, but you can ignore them and just find the fun characters.

> We got Shirley
Nice

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>>5574998
Metal, huh?
>She raised her armored fist up and tapped against the robot's shoulder, eliciting a metallic reverberation.
Aye, good shit. Why are the thirsty anons always trying to bang ye? Won't their cock get pinched or somethin'?

>>5574949
Good morning~

>>5574953
S-sure?
>Follows her orders, speeding up his gently scratches and moving his hand
Like...Like this?

>>5574998
Don't mention it, silly~

> Another Strike Witch bitch
Here comes Lupin.

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>>5575058
Cutiesayswhat.

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>>5574976
I'm sorry to cause you strife sir.

>>5574992
Oh yes that might need a hand or two... Maybe soft warm hole too.

>>5574996
(I wasn't planing on playing her just yet but my fault for posting an image and replying to the replies)

>>5575010
If you're going to act like that after seeming to want it, I might just pounce you and mate like rabbits~
>The woman begins to call upon a smirk on her face as she stares towards the anon who had just been toying with her sex organ.

>>5575037
>>5575079
(I-I wasn't supposed to come out just yet... Also I should have gone to sleep but I'm a dummy)

>>5575058
Oh yes! That hit the spot~

>>5573805
They're always doing that though

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>>5575102
(Oh that's alright, I was just being a little bit ambitious. Have a good sleep, hope to see you around!)

>>5575102
What no I'm joking, it's fine, carry on.

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>>5574443
>implying lore did anything other than bitch and moan

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>>5575045
Hah, if only.
'm Meant to simulate human life, A prototype for the final product.
Means I get everything and everything, also seems like it's okay to force yourself onto something that isn't really human.

>>5575081
Wh-wha...
>Baps!
I'm not falling for that!

>>5575102
>His scratches continue, happily humming as he does
Good good...Now go sleep~

>>5575117
(Again! Sorry I bailed on you last night! Was fun though~)
>pets

>>5575134
Considering how mad he managed to make an entire Discord server, he definitely accomplished a ton.

Chuck Yeager must be rolling around in his grave. Japan decided to portray him as a generic, big titted anime girl.

>>5575102
Oh, there's a hair trigger there?
>The anon lifts their eyebrow, and then laughs. Their hand slips back around the base of her sex, and their thumb lines up along the underside of the shaft as they lean in. A pink pair of lips, wet, rest just above the head as they look up into Charlotte's eyes.
And...if I were to say that's exactly what I want?
>They place two fingers at the very tip, and begin to swirl around at her cumslit, a grin spreading on their lips as they look down at the woman's length.
You wouldn't force yourself on me, would you..? That would be just terrible. I'd have to dig deeper, deeper than this hard thing ever could, within myself to forgive you for that.

>>5575117
Hello Iowa! My name is Omar Hakeem and it is a pleasure to meet you! I just moved to the United States last week and I am really happy to be in the land of opportunity!

>>5575172
Yeah, he sure managed to get kicked right out of there, alright. Making autists does nothing when they just pat each other's asses after ridding themselves of him.

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>>5575169
Hmhmhm~, so close.

>>5575102
You want to use my...mouth or that place?

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>>5575173
>grave
...Anon.

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>>5575157
Oh, that's...pretty focked up. Sorry to hear that, lass. Why'd they give you that weird arm-gun if ye aren't even allowed to defend yerself? Just seems like a strange design flaw, is all.

>>5575191
He's still on the server though.

>>5575180
BLACKED

>>5575173
Chuck Yeager is still 90+ years old. Also from what we know, he was amused with Charlotte.

>>5575227
Jp's tiny lifeboat, maybe. Which ironically enough is a circle jerk in itself

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>>5575169
(Oh don't sweat it PA. I'm just glad you enjoyed it! I'm breaking off the rust of a few MGs now and hope to continue throughout all of spooky October! As for me, I only had a few minutes that I used to catch up and show my enthusiasm for the American Air, Land, and Sea combo I one day hope to see!)

>>5575180
(Welcome to the land of plenty Omar! Remember that you can make yourself into anything here as long as you try your best!)

>>5575277
So who did Doomgal/guy just get outed as?

>>5575243
>Lifeboat
what did he mean by this

>>5575247
Many thanks! I will try my hardest to integrate into Western society! I will find a wife and settle down!

>>5575240
He was amused thinking about the third bomb we should have dropped on the gooks.

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>>5575219
More of a display model than anything.
Just to show off what I could do, military stuff. That's what I was prototype for.

>>5575296
People said Mecha, but this is around when he sleeps.

>>5575277
oh_my_god_who_the_hell_cares.webm

>>5575307
And a pretty cute model too.
>Pinches cheek

>>5575301
Hi Janus

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>>5575277
>Screenshot anon is in my discord too

okay

here's a link if anybody cares
https://discord.gg/RSUWT

>>5575297
Secret Club discord that lore and a butt buddy made specifically to talk shit about Virra's discord

>>5575314
Not enough of a sperg

>>5575353
But it's not for that. It's just a place for friends to play vidya on.

>>5575277
>If you're gonna drink underaged don't be a pussy
Holy fuck Doomgal is based as fuck.

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>>5575307
Ah, I see. Trust me, I know how it feels to be used as a living weapon. But fer that other thing...Not so much. Why'd they turn ye into a fuckbot, anyways?
>>5575314
(People think I'm Mecha?)

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>>5575364
Could have fooled me, anon.

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안녕하십니까!
Who wants their mind read?

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>>5575314
>>5575372
Can confirm Doomdude is not Mecha. Doomdude talks to me once and awhile. Mecha hates me.

>>5575372
People are just looking for more boogeymen in the fallout of Virra's server going full on hugbox.

>>5575401
DMG why is Paul drinking did you get him into it

>>5575401
Thanks for the update, you can go back to guiding Paul through his first hangover now.

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>>5575333
>Loud hissing

>>5575372
"Turned?" Ha. Nobody did a thing to me, Some of these sickos here just decided to repurpose me.

>>5575401
>Chu

>>5575401
go away attention whore

>>5575396
>headbutts the retard
What did it say, anime!?

>>5575396
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 54.

>>5575401
> throws brick

>>5575414
I don't know man. I don't talk to him.
>>5575416
I don't talk to him
>>5575426
>kissu

Unless someone wants a session I'll go back to lurking.

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>>5575416
Second*

>>5575445
You should though

>>5575445
Lmao

>>5575417
Damn, you's a sexy bitch

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>>5575429
>Stumbles backwards and falls on her ass.
Oooh... I couldn't hear it over the sound of head-bonking.

>>5575435
>Yasuna concentrates on Anon.
Right now you're thinking.... that you can pull a fast one on me.

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>>5575445
Wait, what if I want a session?

>>5575470
You caught me. Alright, fine. Tell me where my lost car keys are.

>>5575197
Not going to happen! Not cute!

>>5575247
(Well, go do what you must! I'll see you around when you return. I look forward to Monster Girl Spooktober~)

>>5575392
Power Girl a cute

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>>5575396
Alright.
Read my mind.

>>5575477
He said someONE. You're worth less than one human, so you don't count.

>>5575499
You don't have a conscience so they can't read shit.

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>>5575469
And you're an fugly manchild. Anything else you wanna add?

>>5575470
>drops down to a straddle over her
Read my mind, anime! Tell me the secrets of the inside of my head!

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>>5575404
(Oh. Well, to clear any confusion, no, I'm not Mecha. I just genuinely think he's an alright person.)
>>5575417
And...yer fine with that? I've seen yer interactions with the anons from time to time, it, uh....Doesn't look fun, lass.

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>>5575494
You're adorable when you deny it.

>>5575521
I wouldn't worry about it. It's just shitters from Virra's discord trying to ruin the threads still.