HG thread for host.
Would you like to buy a hotdog?
>>5562575
>being too autistic to fill a captcha
>>5562553
No. But hello again
>>5562601
>Being French
>>5562601
>Not supporting our medium
You truly are French
First for Subaru a best
>>5562563
I haven't been hanging around anyone. It's hard making friends. All they want to do is make fun of me or kill me. Not everyone can be as nice as you.
>>5562501
That feud between Artoria and Elly seems very complex.
MIZORE MAKES HER SENPAI PROUD !
>>5562553
THANKS FOR THE THREAD HOT DOG LAD.
Since I'm the host they're free for me right ?
>>5562601
>Riding planes
>Not swimming
>>5562570
>Do it if you want I hold no grudges.
>>5562431
>>5562438
>I usually do at this point and I just assumed kissus were a form of (You)s.
>>5562468
>Well I plan on role-playing soon I just need to get screencapping done. I've always been apologetic by nature mostly due to the fact that I end up covering for some people and take the blame when noone else does. It's a habit I need to break.
>>5562434
>I'll see if I can stick around.
>>5562553
No thank you. Besides, you probably don't except Canadian currency anyway
>>5562507
Bah that's alright. I've been here for well over a year now and I've only won a single match. I guess I'm not much of a killer, eh?
>>5562552
EH! Not THOSE refugees! It's not nice to talk aboot people like that
>>5562572
That's always a good thing. The people here can be something, but are usually friendly enough.
>>5562604
Okay, hello Soviet.
>>5562615
Nice meme.
>>5562553 (Nod Unit)
How much are they?
>>5562463 (Deep sea king)
Well, beef, chicken, that sorta stuff. Preferably grilled. I just don't eat humans.
>>5562470 (Elly)
Oh?!
Well that's weird because... I've met some Youkai and they needed to eat
>says softly
Some of them even ate humans...
But now It makes sense you're youkai. So far the only people from Gensokyo that have been cool with me were Youkais.
>>5562509 (Rick)
Huh... Well, I suppose. But hey it's just hypothetical, it'll just be some maple syrup after all, ah ah!
>>5562488 (Masked man from P5)
Y-yeah, don't believe me. I'll be in the tribunes, cheering for you
>takes out a bag of popcorn
>>5562553
No thanks.
>>5562469 (Saki)
>After a moment, she clears her throat and runs a hand along her dress to smooth it out
Apologies, miss, but I simply prefer it over anything else.
>>5562500 (Beryl)
Long story short, the mistress lives there instead of the mansion. I go where she goes. Simple enough, yes?
>>5562507 (Shirayuki)
Ah? At note-taking?
>>5562545 (Game/Ashigara)
>>5562501
Was that really necessary, miss...!?
>>5562616
>She practices her swings. Repeatedly.
>>5562616
Uh yeah, sure...
>>5562616
>Mizore kills Hoshi with a shit-blast
>>5562613
>>5562614
S-shut up, racists!
>>5562616
I feel so sorry for this girl... but I don't at the same time.
>He leaves the lipstick next to her, and his signature card.
>>5562616
PERFECT! You made me proud, student! Do it again and again and AGAIN UNTILL YOU ARE THE INDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THIS MATCH!
>>5562626
Color me excited! A new RPer is always welcome.
>>5562628
They will just ruin country. Look at Europe
>>5562629
Is night going well? Anythinv new today?
>>5562651
Ahahaha, Frenchie!
>>5562632
They are quite delectable beast.. give it a try
>>5562509
>>5562628
Oh.. snice I was removed from the game.. let us talk more..
>>5562629
Maybe some day...
>>5562616
That's just...
>Closes the coffin, turns around, and casually walks out.
>>5562635
But you never know when you might need a big explosion!
C'mon! Just take it!
>>5562547
I can't promise you I'll win. But it's cool to have someone like you motivate me.
>>5562616
I will need to thank that man.
>>5562616
It's only natural you'd have to steal a move to take me out! This was planned, I swear! I'll come back from the dead and wear your guts like a necktie!
>>5562664
Being French is actually a big plus in your life
>>5562550
Wait, why didn't we?..I think we screwed up.
>>5562611
Yes. Certainly. Absolutely.
>>5562628
Yeah, usually. Unusually, they're perverts.
>>5562635
Yeah, that's all the explanation I need to hear. So who's filling in for you right now?
>>5562616
Is it really so strange watching an old ex-marine playing Pokemon Go these days?
>>5562615
Hahaha! Wait a second, someone thinks I'm somehow a nice person? Where did they get that idea?
>>5562684
France is Europe's Mexico
>>5562677
Seeing you working hard to reach for your maximum potential is your way of thanking me. Now use my advice and encouragements and become the woman you always wanted to be.
THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF RIGGINSMANIA TWENTYFOUR!
>>5562616
Hitler is fucking ruthless.
After accomplishing his mission, it seems it's the end of the road for our Dangan biker.
>>5562668
Heeehh... I'll pass..
I mean it would be weird to eat people I can talk to... Don't you prefer a hotdog instead? I can pay you one if you want
>>5562691
>smashes 3.50$
A big HOTdog, with a lot of mustard please!
>>5562712
Fitting for the Joker I guess...
>>5562706
You wish
>>5562616
I'm gonna get whoever did this!
>>5562712
Why are you all looking at me? Someone kill him!
>>5562691
...
>>5562706
That's Poland you dip
>>5562632
Do they not sell it in markets where you're from?
>>5562661
Soviet, imagine for a second no matter how hard it can be for you to imagine that you were in their shoes.
What would you do?
>>5562668
Oh, sorry. I think I must hold a record for how many times I've died in the games.
>>5562690
That's kind of rude if you ask me.
>>5562691
Oh, okay
>he hands you a 5 dollar bill
Not sure what that's worth in US, but I might as well give you something.
>>5562712
Fuck
>>5562691
So what do you want to discuss?
>>5562684
From the perspective of someone who is French. Franks can't get over themselves!
>>5562632
We're all different miss.
>She shivers slightly
And personally, I find such a thing both unpleasant in taste and barbaric.
>>5562675
I'll use the weapon I always have, miss, thank you very much!
>>5562688
You just wanted to see his reaction, didn't you, miss...?
>>5562690
Ahem. Well, I do have a co-worker. And my, ah, other body, so to speak. Very convenient, truth be told.
>>5562712
Ooh...this is just too much sun....
>>5562688
He's gone already though right? I don't remember seeing him anywhere else. I think.
>>5562712
... Oh. Alright, maybe we should all go to the back and try again.
>>5562712
Ah, somehow she escaped. I can't let that plant become an hero while I'm around.
>>5562712
I AM NOT A BIKER! I am the Ultimate Team Manager! Nekomaru Nidai, at your service! You want to become the World Heavyweight Champion?! Or maybe you want to become the world champion in ballet dancing? With my coaching and peerless training regiment, you will be one!
>>5562632
>Without saying a word to the rather furry girl, JOKER vanishes from sight.
....I got a bad feeling about this.
>>5562712
>This is a pretty good description of JOKER really.
I walk on a path few may dare walk on. The reason why I walk on this path... it is to change the power structure of the society we live in! I care not if I am label a criminal, but I will succeed no matter the cost!
>>5562712
Oh.
>>5562628
I saw and took down notes on it. A bad ratio of appearance and victory.
>>5562635
Anything relating to what others call stalking. I have been called a master at it and seeing someone surprise must mean something.
>>5562708
Of course.
>she bows to the man
Thanks you for your advice, Nekomaru.
>>5562712
We had a plan, you idiot.
>>5562712
Someone really deserves a F in this slide, can you guess them?
>>5562745
I smell a lot of jealousy in this place, would you like un croissant mon ami?
>>5562733
Destroy the Western culture for Allah. Rape, kill, and destroy those who insult Islam
>>5562747
You're missing out. But suit yourself.
>>5562721
Hmmm... Very well.
Now that I'm here might as well kill time.
>>5562733
That must be sad... Holding so many deaths yet no victories...
>>5562701
You haven't killed me yet, you're not insulting me, and you let me take your food, games and credit card without asking.
>>5562764
...Uh...
>>5562761
I'll make you proud, Nekomaru.
>>5562733
"Kind of"? That's an understatement. Yesterday some creep tried to feel me up three times in a row!
>>5562747
Other body? Are you some kind of ghost?
>>5562721
Okay.
>makes a hotdog with mustard on it
Anything else?
>>5562730
You okay?
>>5562733
Uh, do you want me to make a hotdog for you or you just giving this to me?
>>5562734
Gulags
>>5562758
I will be rooting you from the sidelines. As my nr.1 disciple in this game, my work is not done yet! Now go forth and show me what you have learned!
>Gives an encouragement war cry, loud enough to break glasses and windows
>>5562799
I don't know if I can live with my past failures...
>>5562763
No thank you
>>5562791
Thats what those refugees do right?
>>5562799
What about them?
>>5562761
Without her senpai Mizore already forgot how to fight properly.
I'm getting pretty hungry, who's up for a Feast ?
>>5562750
You don't look like a manager at all.
Generally managers are either blonde-haired hot stuff or old fat jew guys.
>>5562733
It's kinda rare, but you know... Getting the real stuff yourself is always better, right?
>>5562747
Yeah that's what I told that girl... Chen... But huh, I won't change their habits, so as long as they don't want to eat me,
>sighs
So you're a gardener, huh?
>>5562773
No problem!
>>5562799
Yeah
>puts 2$ give another hotdog, a standard one for the guy here : >>5562773
>>5562754
>eats popcorn without saying anything else
>>5562659
>I just doubt my ability to be able to role-play well and I have a hard time finding the time to get all the screencaptures I need.
>>5562825
You had me going there for sec.
>>5562824
Your loss...
>eats croissant with a lot of rage
>>5562750
NEKOMARU-SENSEI! I WISH TO BE THE GREATEST RPER! TEACH ME!
>>5562814
Don't worry, I was in the same situation before...
>>5562825
North Korea is stealing the gulag ideas.
>>5562834
>makes a normal hotdog
Is that all?
>>5562801
I will, sensei! This is a promise I will keep!
>>5562828
>gives off a weak cry and slaps the boat
>>5562841
You cannot get better if you don't try.
It's not like we have stellar RP in the first place
>>5562828
And you don't look like a wrestler either and you are still a former World Heavyweight Champion. You don't become good at something just by being a prettyboy. ONLY THROUGH EFFORT, TRAINING AND A WARRIOR'S SPIRIT WILL SOMEONE BECOME A CHAMPION!
>He rips his shirt off, revealing that he is build like a brick shithouse.
>>5562758
I suppose that when you know how to spot something like this, you know how to do such, as well, then?
>>5562771
Apologies, miss. I think I'd like to go to work on doing away with that woman, now....
>>5562796
Hm. Truth be told you make the second person today to say such a thing, but certainly not! I don't have the lower body for it.....
I, ah, simply copied my mistress's old technique to split herself in to two. The only downside is the sheer energy that goes in to it!
>>5562834
There's too many of us, miss. And a guardian, rather! I've simply learned a few things in my years, is all.
Hm. Actually, I only know of perhaps two humans that even come here....
>>5562828
>She's smiling uncomfortably largely at Artoria
>>5562828
FEAST TIME BAYBAY
SATOU AND HITLER FACE OFF
GOOD JOB SAKI
Mitch has no heart. Literally.
>>5562758
It's a game of luck. I don't mind though, I enjoy watching people like my friends win
>>5562764
Soviet... Seriously. Not all Syrians are like that. It's like saying all Russians are vodka drinking Adidas wearing people who ride bears and fire AK-47s.
>>5562773
No, not really. I enjoy talking with you guys, so that makes up for not winning
>>5562796
Have you tried buying a weapon?
>>5562799
Consider it a tip, eh?
>>5562834
When I've gone to the States and the stuff they have is basically maple-flavoured corn syrup? Yes.
>>5562865
Yeah, thank you very much Nod!
>>5562773
Here's your hot dog man
>hands you a standard one
I bet it's better than eating humans
>>5562828
>While watching on the two from above, JOKER facepalms, as he look at the 'fight' in embarrassment.
Pathetic. But, I need ever advantage I can get while looking for this bloody host's heart.... Hmmmmm.... where haven't I checked yet?
>He vanishes again, and now appears on the ground, thinking heavily.
>>5562841
>I just doubt my ability to be able to role-play
I'll tell you that most people first come here never RPing before. The thing is you learn from experience (or in my case ignore everything and stay mediocre). You'll do just fine once you throw yourself into the cesspool that's HG.
>>5562847
Sorry. He just told me what I would do if I was in the Kebab refugee settings.
>>5562865
And they are being sloppy with it. Their country is too small to have those. Here we have big land to hide while there they don't
>>5562880
SERIOUSLY?
YOUR DEATH IS A JOKE JOKER!
Pun intended, but it's still a better joke than your death
>>5562865
How'd you get out of this crappy situation?
>>5562841
>The more you worry, the more you'll doubt yourself and end up not doing it at all. Give it a shot and improve from there. Everyone always has room for improvement.
>>5562834
Thank you my little beast.
I hate to be a burden.. would you happen to have a source of water.. I'm quite parched
>>5562879
>>5562880
Good thing you had that scythe on you, huh?
Oh well, I tried. The guy that tried to kill me recently is getting rescued instead though.
>>5562828
You're stronger than you look, but don't think you can win against me.
>Slappu
>>5562880
I-it must have been a ninja.. yeah.
where the furry go
>>5562881
But that is true is Russia also the refugees are not only Syrian. Most are coming from different countries that aren't even part of it and exploiting crisis
>>5562863
The only advice I can give you is to learn from your elders! Learn from their style or develop your own. Nothing is impossible if you have the will to go for it, anon! JUST DO IT!
>>5562867
You already performed well for a first timer under my tutelage. Before the year is over, nobody will contest you being the best if you keep this up!
>>5562879
Heyyy, that sounds pretty handy! Think I could learn something like that?
>>5562881
I already have one right here.
>She reaches up and pulls a giant paintbrush out of the blue jewel on her hat.
>>5562881
Okay.
>pockets the money
>>5562896
Yeah...
>>5562911
That is true.
>>5562916
Do an hero.
>>5562880
Hmm.
>she freezes the entire field
My work is done.
>>5562879
That is what I mean. Protecting her for all of those years must have helped.
>>5562881
I don't have the honor of that yet.
>>5562939
away, I hope.
>>5562881
Yeah, that kinda thing....
I mean, I like cheap stuff and all, but maple syrup is quite serious business.
Speaking of cheap, would you like some Tea?
Ice tea or normal.
>>5562920
Hmm well... I don't have water but if you want I have
>takes out some bottle
Beers, or ice tea, if you want.
And Call me Fyxe.
>>5562879
Must be a huge ass guardian...
Two humans? Hmm, it wouldn't happen to be a girl with a tank?
>>5562930
Indeed...well, best of luck in this, miss.
>>5562946
I, ah...don't know if a human could handle the strain, truthfully.
>>5562955
Of course! I'd accept nothing less from myself!
But, ah...I don't have much desire to put such skills in to practice.
>>5562879
>>5562966
>Huge ass GARDEN*
>>5562950
Do...an hero? What do you mean by that?
>>5562880
SAKI, FRUSTRATED OF SAVING THIS DOUCHE OF X7-10 INSTEAD OF ELLY GOES TOE-TO-TOE WITH HIM IN A FIGHT FOR THE AGES.
But things take an unexpected turn.
RUN MIZORE, RUN !
>>5562876
I am the perfect example of a wrestler that has it all. I am the total package, the quintessential of my business.
And you're obviously juicing.
>>5562950
I consider them as the autistic downies. I want them to stop and invade them some days
>>5562968
Heh, heh... Don't worry, I have a strong spiria! I'm sure I can take it!
>>5562880
Wh-
>Before he could say anything else, JOKER lands on his neck... what an embarrassing death.
>Kissus
>>5562881
But words mean so little.. while actions speak loudly.
>>5562896
*Takes the meat treat from her*
Hmmm...
*Eats the whole hot dog*
My.. delicious!
>>5562966
Well Fyxe.. I am the king of the deep.. and you just help me alot..
*Chugs down the whole bottle of water*
*The sea kings grows massively in size*
>>5562980
You are good. The best of your business, With my eyes I can see that clearly, anyone could and should.
...But you can become even better! How would you like to not be the best of the WWE, but of the entire world? Accept me as your personal trainer and nothing is safe for you to overcome, Seth Rollins!
>>5562997
*Kisses*
>>5562941
You get the idea. It's bad to generalize an entire group of people.
>>5562946
Oh wow. That's cool, it's magic right?
>>5562950
Have a nice evening sir!
>>5562955
You'll win eventually. Everyone wins at some point!
It's just a matter of time and odds!
>>5562966
Oh no thank you, I already have a coffee in the kiosk over there.
>>5563002
Right, but no one can die here unless they want to. It kind of changes it a bit in my opinion
>>5562968
>>5562980
Well I had a good run. I feel like I was jinxed because of that coffin... But it was good!
>>5562980
>mindlessly moaning, she continues to write
"Satou has never stopped being a dangerous person since he came. Extreme caution when against him."
>>5562968
Fair enough. It's just a hobby to me in the end. Looking at you, makes me want to be a guardian.
>>5562997
Thx bby
>>5562977
commit suicide, regardless of how stupid the reason is or is not.
>>5562985
And Russia has the power to do so.
>>5562997
hello.
>>5563002
What do you think sir?
>>5562869
>>5562898
>>5562899
>>5562920
>I'll see what I can do thanks guys,
>>5562997
F-For me~?
>>5563038
And why should I commit suicide? That doesn't sound like it's going to fix anything.
>>5562980
SKIPPED SOME PEACE
FINAL 3 LADS
This is what you get for wishing to see him again.
>>5562997
You forgot to link me, faggot.
>>5563012
I have no manager. I and only I knows how to become the absolute best of this industry.
I'll go down in history as the greatest of all time, and I'll have did it all on my own.
>>5562997
>>5562980
Is this the time where Satou becomes 2-times champion?
>>5563002
Heh, you're welcome, I'm just being cool that's al-
>eyes widen when he grows up
O-Oh, I didn't know you were like a water ballon... Just be careful not to crush me, okay? ahah
>>5563021
No problem! Just ask if you need anything
>>5563043
See ya Neo!
>>5562966
The one and only sunflower field.
Quite right, miss, and a shrine maiden.
Ah! That's right, I also saw Miss Marisa here once, as well. Three in total, then.
>>5562989
A...what, miss?
>>5562997
Please don't, sir...!
>>5563032
Oh? Is that so, miss? I can't see why.
>>5563029
Ah...well, at least you got further than that woman or I.
>>5562997
Чтo ты чepтoвcки гeй?
>>5563021
Also I am just calling it migrant crisis. I bet the only ones walking into Europe are mostly non Syrian men that are military age.
>>5563038
But UN loves being a bitch and China kinda cares for the retard
test
>>5563056
Holy shit. Been a long time since I've seen you
>>5562997
Go away.
>>5563043
>Peace
>eating hotdogs
>with a lot of ketchup
*this is heaven
>>5563056
>Kissu
>>5562977
nyam
>>5563074
B-But I was here like two threads ago.
>>5563021
Oh... You say no one can die...?
That explains alot.. how majestic if you ask me.
>>5563038
Lovely and delectable!
>>5563043
>No problem
>*Kissu*
>>5563057
Thanks you Fyxe to the little water from you I feel like myself again!
Is it wonderful!?
>>5563083
>>5563053
It was a waste anyway. He would never pick me.
>>5563021
I guessed I also implied that I haven't won yet. I was speaking about cheering for friends.
>>5563058
Like you, I also harbor a deep respect for someone. Protecting him all the time would be worth it.
>>5563021
Yup, I can use this Soma to cast spells and it's sturdy enough for me to bash people with! I had to jab the aforementioned pervert in the gut with it too.
>>5563058
Ah... Right, it's the thing that decides what kind of person we'll be, and stores all of our emotions and our will. Everyone has one.
>>5563087
I wasn't paying close enough attention then! Good to see you
Stick around for the Asuka Academia Games next!
>>5563053
That is where you are wrong! Already do I see things I can and will improve once I have taken you under my wing. Paul Heyman if an AMATEUR compared to what I am capable off. Beating your opponents isn't enough for you. You want to be able to crush them! With me as your coach...You will do a lot more than that!
>>5563084
DELET THIS
>>5563056
>rubs tummy
>>5562997
>Hugs
>Sticks a maraca in the back of his pants
Don't mind me, mau.
>>5563053
I bet on the plant. It doesn't have eyes in the first place.
>>5563058
I just needed more explosions. Or more moments to charge up energy.
>>5563096
Fourth place means you were better than more than 90% of the competition! Even a champion must have their babysteps at some points. From this point forwards, you can only become better. Double your efforts into your training and before oyu know it, the people will be singing your name in praise!
>>5563048
It worked for me, I don't see why I shouldn't work for you.
>>5563079
Okay...
>>5563089
Well I'm just happy that you enjoyed that hotdog sir.
>>5563103
>seth game now asuka academia
IS HUNGER REALLLLLLLLL
>>5563102
Unless you're thinking of this specific ava, then yeah, it's been quite a while.
Good to see you too!
>>5563111
Rubbing is not allowed, that's sexual harassment!
>>5563084
>>5563107
DELETE IT
>>5563053
Truly one of the best love story ever told.
Things aren't looking good for Ash coming in to the FINAL TWO.
>>5563104
I already told you, I work alone.
Besides, someone is in a way more need of a manager than me right now.
>>5563058
So Rika got there, with a shrine maiden... sheesh, and her who always says she doesn't like magic.
Though, that sunflower field seems really cool. Do you accept visit? I know a guy who would die to see that one in his life... Ivan Braginski, know him?
>>5563089
Heh, it's really nothing Sea King, you're not that frightening when one gets to knows you.
You're like a giant flower that needs water... and eats humans... and looks like a fish... well, forget this
>>5563094
Cute
>>5563057
I know, I can always count on you guys.
So how have you been lately, Fyxe?
>>5563066
You bet?
>>5563089
Yup. You can die in all the ways imaginable in the arena or at the hands of other people here but you can't actually die unless you chose to leave.
>>5563096
Oh! I see.
Anyways, have a name, stranger?
>>5563098
Sounds painful. Can you create things with it?
>>5563146
>lifts hand a centimeter off of tum and continues the rubbing motion
>>5563152
Then give me a name and I'll train you an adversary that will give you a run for your money!
>>5563138
If you insist...
>Subaru jumps off a cliff and lands on top of pointy, jagged rocks
>>5563148
>>5563107
Nya
>>5563163
Is kinder way of saying I FUCKING KNOW TRUTH
>>5563193
Shouldn't you be somewhere else?
>>5563096
...I see. Can you fight, miss?
>>5563098
That's an entirely new term to me, I'm afraid. But it's not simply a matter of willpower!
>>5563121
You're...very fond of explosives, aren't you?
>>5563153
They're from there, they simply come here, hardly working together.
>She clears her throat, smile instantly dropping from her face
...Not without her permission.
>>5563163
Since I saw you last time? Nothing special, just hosted 2 more games, and I got a little better with that. Besides that, just the same routine here you know.
>>5563183
Goodbye.
>>5563193
TRAP GO AWAY
>
>>5563208
Just fuck the trap cat boy
>>5563153
That's because I'm not in a fighting mood. See me when there action.. you can see what a monster I truly am!
>>5563138
Kings always have loyal subjects willing to serve them.
>>5563163
Why would any one want to leave?
Oh boy, 11 (You)'s. This is sure to sate my desperate cries for attention from my peers for a little.
>>5563014
N-No you...
>>5563019
>Sticks some tongue in
>>5563034
No problem you bearded fuck.
>>5563038
That's all you have to say? Hello? I-I gave you my first kiss and you say hello...
>>5563048
Just for you bby~
Hello there!
>farts
Hehehehehe!
>>5563228
Have another (You), fuckboy.
>kissu
>>5563053
Just because you're special you get your own personal (You)
>Kissu
>>5563239
Where is S & D?
>>5563214
OH JESUS NO
>>5563146
>See you around then!
>>5563195
You have an incredibly bleak and pessimistic way of seeing things, Soviet.
>>5563214
Greet, play a few games, die, talk, then leave? I getcha.
>>5563222
A few reasons. Most having to do with either personal problems or the people here
>>5563239
Evening.
>>5563222
Really?
Huh, well as long as you remember we're pals when you're like that, I don't mind.
>>5563211
... Yeah, I should've expected thaat, knowing Rika.
Who is "her" though? Surely she cannot reject a true sunflower-lover like Ivan
>>5563152
The madman I think.
>>5563211
Explosions and music-based weaponry are my thing! Tambourines, bells, maracas, and more! The maracas are the ones that explode, but beating people up with all the other objects are just as satisfying!
>>5563163
You bet! Not right now though... I've showed off a lot yesterday and still have to get some of my energy back.
>>5563211
Does it really hurt to use?
>>5563152
AND
IT'S
ALL
OVEEEEEEEERRRRRR
When I see shit like this, it reminds me that I really need to nerf these 9 years old.
>>5563180
Well, while no one can obviously rival me in any ways, that purple-haired girl seems to need a lot of assistance.
>>5563251
Thanks faggot.
pls never die bby
>>5563215
>respawns
Hello.
>>5563219
Right here? I don't think that's a good idea anon.
>>5563222
Okay...
>>5563228
Yeah I mean- oh so that's explains the red lip stain on my mask...
>>5563239
Uh, hey?
>>5563272
Thank the new left for lying and setting this all up
>>5563135
It was the highest I have gotten so far here. I sup- I know I have you to thank that for. I will win someday, Nekomaru.
>>5563163
I haven't stalked anyone without one. Mizore Shirayuki. You can call me by either.
>>5563211
I've been in a few. Why are you asking?
>>5563239
More Canadians.
>>5563291
Did it help?
>>5563272
Pretty much that, expect I never make the greeting move. It's funnier to come to people instead of the other way around.
But you pretty much nailed it.
>sighs
And it's supposed to be a magical place somehow
>>5563270
Wh-WHAT?!!!
Don't scream like that!
>>5563290
FUCK YEAH ASH!!!
Thanks for hosting Seth!
>>5563290
Congrats, and thanks for hostin Seth. Welcome back.
>>5563290
>When you give away a winning spot
>>5563278
Kings need loyal subjects. Otherwise they won't be a king. A ruler of nothing is sad ..
>>5563272
Boo..
That's boring. Endless death and fighting can cheer me up.
>>5563290
I feel like I'm just making a fool out of myself now, mau!
>>5563311
Not really...
>>5563290
Of all people...I feel like you did this on purpose Seth.
>>5563290
CONGRATULATIONS, ASH.
UNLIKE THAT "OTHER ASH" YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO WIN YOUR FINAL.
>>5563290
Congrats... now if you excuse me, I have to leave all of you. The mission... is done.
>>5563324
Oh thank the Lord, your chest was missin!
>>5563290
Congratulations to whoever won, I truly do not care.
Thanks for hosting Seth, hope you enjoyed yourself.
>>5563056
>Bullies
>>5563058
I'll do what I want, you don't control me.
>>5563066
Uh... Uuura?
>>5563075
No.
>>5563121
Huh? Alright then...
>walks off
>As he walks off this faint rattling can be heard
>>5563326
HE WAS HERE ALL ALONG
>>5563332
Isn't that what you wanted?
>>5563339
Really didn't want him to win. Congratulations still. Thanks for hosting, Seth. It was fun.
>>5563338
Well then I don't know what to do now.
>>5563339
Congratulations, Ash. He's a boy for future reference
Thanks for hosting, loud guy.
>>5563290
Easy peasy!
>>5563286
I told you I would put on a show didn't I?
Don't worry I dedicate this win to you!
>blows kiss
>>5563338
Don't be a sore loser!
>>5563339
Thank you for the game ahaha~!
>>5563339
Would you look at that... He won..
Heh, wonderful performance winner thank you host .
>>5563308
That's the spirit! once you are down, you can only go up and rise even higher than before!
>He pats the girl on the back..a little too hard, since it sends her slamming into a conviently placed wall of that yellow cushion foam filling
...Oops?
>Also goodnight.
imagine getting paid by avvafaggin
>>5563346
Is it really a disaster if I don't have it?
It was just one of my many alternate me. They may not get as much attention, but I'm sure their spines are doing much finer than my own
>
>>5563341
See you!
...
Sorry
>>5563335
H-Huh, well don't consider me like a subject or anything.
Not like you're a bad King of all, but I have enough stuff to deal with, I don't want another one on my shoulders.
>>5563362
Now that's just an amazing sight to behold.
I can't wait for him to sit.
>>5563339
Thank you crossfit jesus
even if the game sucked since I didn't win
>>5563362
...And I thought that could have worked.
>>5563278
The flower youkai, Yuuka Kazami.
...And you may be surprised.
>>5563286
The energy drain is simply enormous, miss, even I can barely handle it, and then there's the strain of having your attention split across two completely different areas.
>>5563285
You're...very strange, miss, you know that?
>>5563308
Well, that is a rather necessary part of the job, should the need arise, miss!
>>5563290
>>5563339
Congratulations, sir! And thank you for having us!
>>5563401
>I'd probably be the richest person here by this point.
>CAPTCAH: select all images with a sign
>all images are waterfalls and store fronts
>>5563406
MY EYES!
>>5563401
I'll pay you for every cute anime girl you submit to me.
>>5563339
*congrats. thanks for hosting
>>5563375
I never usually win one of these... So I'm, admittedly, a little picked at myself. I'm happy for Ash, though.
>>5563393
Yeah, you did pretty good! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time!
>>5563420
Yeah... That sounds way too annoying for me...
>>5563422
There is a report button on those for ones like that, but have you considered the alternative?
4chan Pass user since May 2016.
>>5563339
>1 kill
Pfffftt, I shouldn't even give you the belt.
>>5563332
Hey guys, look at this dumbass and laugh at him.
>>5563326
Did I die ?
>>5563338
I did nothing wrong. It's well known I never tamper with any of the results, duh.
>>5563356
I will only feel joy when Hiro honors my get.
Since that girl with her terrible school wants so hard to host I guess I can go eat something and continue the marathon after.
Gotta give a B+ players a chance to shine after all.
>>5563362
What are you fucking gay?
>>5563472
Nah, you was jus a lil more aloof than usual past month or so. Already saw why, don't worry bout that.
Entry Thread coming up, get ready, lurk catalog for fastest entry!
>>5563478
Nice RP
>>5563428
Calm down, calm down ahah
>sends back Bizarro Fyxe
Jeez, I didn't know you liked them so much Wiggins.
>>5563420
...Never heard of that name, and does that mean she won't?
Hmm that's too bad.
>>5563362
Sir, please....
>>5563454
At the least, the benefits are self-evident.
>>5563406
Only faithful to those I rule over.. all others are nothing to me. But I'll make an exception for you Fyxe. You prove to be helpful Ally.
>>5563295
Is there an issue?!
>>5563420
What makes me strange?
>>5563472
Thanks for hosting, mau~
>>5563399
>she pushes herself away, spitting up pieces of the yellow foam
Pfft. Yeah. I can say I have someone to cheer for now when they are in a match. See you Nidai.
>>5563420
I hope that I can do it then. Everyone seems to want him for some reason.
>>5563454
I can understand that. Good luck next time, Beryl.
>>5563472
Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up...
>>5563510
It'd be pretty good for short term uses I think.
>>5563525
Thanks, cold girl.
I think I'll go get something to eat too, I'll be back later.
>>5563244
Yay!~
>>5563295
Yeah you'd better realise it.. B-b-fagit
>>5563290
Don't plan on. It's to nice of a day right now to die.
Also lowkey thanks for the hosts.
>>5563411
>Grabs the maraca and throws it at her head
I'm not doing that, it'll bloody hurt!
>>5563417
Well It didn't. You should re-think your plans.
>>5563478
Uh... Yes.
>>5563510
No. I don't wanna.
>>5563551
>The maraca hits her head hard, causing it to explode in her face