REAL RIGGINSMANIA HERE
GO FUCK YOURSELF IMPOSTER
FIRST WHATEVER WE'LL SEE THE UIDS
THIS IS THE 24TH GAME, I NEED YOU JABRONIS TO POST A NAME AND AN IMAGE.
THE HOSTING UNTIL HIRO POSTS HAS BEGUN.
Saki
Major Ocelot
Starlord
Nowi
Utsutsu
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>5561512
Mizore Shirayuki
Stone Cold Steve Austin
>>5561512
Willow
The Great and Powerful Beryl Benito
Courfeyrac
>>5561512
Elly
I assume people aren't doing so well today, then, yes? Good afternoon, regardless.
Mirai
>>5561512
JOKER
>>5561512
Saber
>>5561512
Fujiwara no Mokou
Artoria Pendragon
>>5561512
Ashigara
Kirigiri
Evangelion Unit 02
Deep Sea King
Umaru
Touhou Remover Hitler
>>5561512
Shimohara Sadako
Nagito Komaeda
Rambo Cage
Mitch the Plant
X7-10
Kanye West
Satou the Absolute Madman
Mob
Premier Soviet
LONGEST REIGNING UNIVERSAL CHAMP
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>Entry
Nekomaru Nidai
Mirai-chan
Hiyoko Saionji
Drake
Jazz Jackrabbit
Shinobu
Kergerenko
D.Va
ODB
>>5561552
Nah it's pretty good for me.
Hello!
Ash Crimson
Corn
Choi Dal Dal
>>5561552
Other than that fake game, it has been going smoothly. From what I've seen at least.
>>5561512
Don
EL LUCHADOR
FUCK I'M LATE
>>5561610
>Tfw they nerfed Aptitude in FE14 QQ
>>5561552
What are you talking about? I'm doing just fine, slight inconvenience or not.
>>5561512
Colette
>>5561588
Hello Yagyuu-chan...
>>5561610
My boy.
Is Jude even here anymore
>>5561597
Hello Korean
>>5561552
Not sure where you got that idea. I'm doing great!
>>5561610
Donny needs his own theme song.
ARIA
Andrew Wiggins
>>5561629
Nah, he suddenly decided that he hated everyone and fucked off, last I heard.
>>5561599
Well, it certainly hadn't sounded that way just a moment ago.
>>5561609
Perhaps I spoke too soon, then? I am rather used to the fake games being an..."all-day-long" occurrence.
>>5561623
Everyone did seem rather distraught when it happened, so I simply assumed....
>>5561639
I think I may've overstated the matter based on just that reaction. My apologies for implying otherwise, sir.
>>5561527
Ich believe yuo just... hehe... vow...
>>5561552
I am having a rather pleasant day.
>>5561672
Yeah, but we're way over such a childish prank now.
>>5561627
Hey.
>>5561672
Well, it was just a minor thing. Nothing strong bad enough to ruin a mood you know.
So how are you, hum... Elly, right? I've heard about you.
>>5561629
>Legend has it that he still picks up rosters once every few weeks.
>>5561687
Regardless of the, ah...deception?
>>5561694
Well, pardon me, miss, I'm rather used to there being no small amount of uproar over the things.
>>5561681
>You wouldn't even need to grind with Reeking boxes/DLC, Donnel would get sick growths anyway and wreck ass as a Hero.
>Mozu's growths in FE14 are nothing compared to based Donnel.
>>5561672
No need to apologize, my dear. And please - the name's Courfeyrac. Formality isn't required either.
>>5561699
Did you make it in time? Will I get a chance to beat you today?
>>5561678
Most of the responses I got is that they congratulated me since I am not virgin anymore. Name of the girl I made love to was Setsuna comrade
>>5561672
You would not be wrong to think that, Elly. This only happened once today though.
i saw the prophecy in my dreams and i'm here to tell you the future of your community
the circlekerk is going to achieve a new level of autism, we're going to fuse with legion and there will be half less games because the ERP will have take over
we will lose many brothers, either because they couldn't handle the circlejerk anymore or because they joined the dark side and became an ERP addict
this will create the fourth impact, 2 new secret boards will be made, splitting the communities into 4 distinctive clans
96% of the community will be apart of either one clan, and many friendships will be destroyed
in those 4% stand the last hosts of HG, that are still fighting to reclaim /b/
this is the future you chose, make the right decisions, before it's too late
What future?
>what future?
HOPE NEVER DIES
OUR SAVIOR ANANASDANIEL WILL COMEBACK TO SAVE US ALL
ALLAHIII MENIAAA
>>5561705
None should ever match the power of the Don, not even Grima
>>5561702
as long as the real deal is here, I care not for deceptions.
>>5561702
Well, I don't let things like that bother me for long at least. And cut that 'miss' stuff out. Just call me Beryl. Beryl Benito.
>>5561714
>Kissu
>>5561719
ALLAHIII MENIAAA
ALLAHIII MENIAAA
ALLAHIII MENIAAA
>>5561721
>ARMSTHRIFTBOYS!
>>5561719
Quiet Kebab
>>5561715
Ja, kongratulation und all, but ein child zhat quickly ist almost impress
>>5561750
He is also the Seth's impostor.
>>5561738
Fresh off the boat, from /hga/, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on HG by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking /hga/ friends would circlejerk. None of that here. You don't circlejerk. You don't suck Hoshi off. This ain't /hga/ ,kid. This is HG. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to /ofh/, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it…
>>5561748
I read somewhere that you don't have to worry about weapons breaking in Fates, is that true?
>>5561714
I don't know, we'll see in a minute. Don't get too excited.
>>5561771
Yes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
PRAISE KEK
AND WISH HARD ENOUGH FOR HIRO TO APPEAR
CHECK THAT SHIT TOO OR SOMETHING. MAYBE SWAP EVEN, DUNNO.
>>5561760
Nope.
>>5561784
Hey Seth, did you got this?
>>5561784
Let's begin
>>5561778
Sounds nice.
>tfw cody posting is dead
>>5561784
I'm HYPE as fuck!
>puts Kamina sunglasses
Let's fucking do this!!!
>>5561775
Well...
>grumbles
Ifyou'relateI'llgiveyoumyspotokay?
>grumble grumble
>>5561784
Oh boy.. let this round be satisfying~!
>>5561753
She is I think 12 now. She just suddenly appeared and called me Papa
>>5561784
Lets go
>>5561784
Swap please!
>>5561550
>>5561601
>>5561795
You didn't make it in the first place
>>5561795
Jus like rap today, I owe you. Thanks my nigga.
>>5561701
I'm used to moods being...volatile here.
Ah, yes, that'd be my name. I only came to get in a spot of training, it's a rather slow day back at the Garden.
>>5561712
Elly, sir. The Garden of the Sun's gatekeeper.
>She offers a brief curtsy
I'm afraid that that, ah, formality is simply part of me, I feel uncomfortable not doing it.
>>5561717
You...know me? Ah! Now I remember...you shadowed me for a while, didn't you?
>>5561723
Surely you'd grow tired of it after not long....
>>5561740
>I can't remember the last time, so it certainly has been a while.
>>5561732
I, ah...my apologies miss Beryl, but it's simply something I'm too accustomed to to let go of.
>>5561784
Ready, sir.
>>5561791
Beautiful.
>>5561784
Hmmmmm... this seems like a nice event. Though, the host should be aware... that I, JOKER, will come straight for his heart!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EJosH6L0GdU
>>5561784
LETS GO HEART FOUNDATION
>>5561784
Swap me out for this dumb squid...
>>5561588
>>5561784
>>5561784
Yes yes! Let's move quickly!
>>5561791
Of course I'm not on it.
>>5561818
Vell... Ach... Kongrats.
>>5561784
I am waiting to burn someone, or at the very least heat them enough.
>>5561825
Surely you don't know anything.
>>5561784
Looks fine.
>>5561819
>Hugs
Merci! I'll make sure to put on a good show!
>>5561843
You don't host very much, if ever.
>>5561843
You never fucking host, that's why.
>>5561784
Rigginsmania? I have to climb into my Eva for this?!
>>5561843
I wouldn't take it personally
>>5561851
gurl you lookin fine
What do you think HG?
>>5561825
You're gonna be a stiff one, huh? At least you seem nice... Ignoring that scythe.
>>5561852
Gack!
>Wriggles out
Just get out there, Ash! I'll watch on the sidelines for now.
>>5561784
Let's see what I can do.
>>5561825
>begins writing
That I did. I'm surprised someone noticed.
>>5561784
Well, I can't say anything bad about that district.
>>5561870
I can't tell which panel is more cancerous. I'm well and truly stumped.
>>5561810
>>5561836
You should have kept your spot...
Whatever, watch and maybe you'll learn something useful.
>>5561870
i want to get rawed by scarce
>>5561825
Oh yeah? Well I don't see you often here. I heard like you were the only polite person in Gensokyo. Not like the others are rude or anything but well, they're... special.
Training? hehe this is much much better today! I'd advice you to give it all, this is the grandest tournament we have!
>>5561870
Absurd humor?
what source do you want to see avas from?
>>5561825
Oh, come now! Go out and live a little! What's life without going outside your comfort zone anyway?
>>5561868
That wasn't very original...but thank you.
>>5561891
south park
>>5561847
Already have help to raise kid. But if she comes here I will have you meet here either Lisa or Setsuna
>>5561891
Oui-Oui
>>5561886
I'll do it if I want. Now you better put on a good show!
>>5561891
I want to see an actual Tony Stark.
>>5561891
Solatorobo
Shining force 1
Donnie Darko
Chrono Cross
Xenogears
>>5561891
Besides the ones everyone already knows, more people from action cartoons would be nice.
>>5561925
>Shining force
You came so late, I feel sorry for you.
>>5561891
>We Know The Devil. someone entered Venus a while ago but i haven't seen them since
>>5561939
Hum. Why?
>>5561847
WE WUZ KAISERS N SHIET
>>5561891
>D.C, marvel, venture bros, Adventure time regular show, gatchaman and. One punch man.
>>5561891
>>5561911
>tfw when you've descended into a realm of irrelevance
Evening.
>>5561959
We had a Julian ava, and a Max ava before.
Hello HG desu~
>>5561891
Xenoblade Chronicles X
>>5561891
>Another demi-human would be fun
>QT/Meow as well
>>5561968
No, South Park avatars that actually matter.
>>5561923
We'll see what happens.
>>5561942
>That may have been me, depends on what you mean by a while ago.
>>5561968
You'll always be the greatest, Rick
>>5561891
Steel Lancer Arena International
>>5561968
Yo Rick, how are you?
>>5561972
Oh I see.
Well, I thought mostly about Mae, Alef or Mishaela, but a Max ava is pretty cool though.
Too bad.
>>5561973
Hello!
>>5561795
YOU AREN'T IN TO BEGIN WITH NIGGA
>>5561836
>>5561886
GOT IT
I THINK WE GOOD SO FUCK IT.
I'VE ALSO BEEN INFORMED THAT SOME JOBBER THINKS HIS SHOW IS BETTER THAN MINE.
GUESS IT'S TIME TO REENACT THE MONDAY NIGHT WARS.
>>5561791
Is this based on GTA Vice City or my memory is wrong ?
Cool fucking shit either way.
WHOEVER PREDICTED OWENS' BLOODBATH FATE IS BASED.
>>5561968
Evening
>>5561963
This is fake black German
>>5561963
This triggers me more than it should.
>>5561968
Hey there. Nice uniform.
>>5561968
Oh hey, a Canadian.
>>5561968
People forget about you because you are never here. It's common sense, Rick.
>>5561973
Yeah. Hi.
>>5562009
Careful. I'm saving that for someone.
>>5561973
I dont know what this is but I want to fuck it
>>5562009
This didn't help at all..
>>5562009
It's a crazy person.
>>5561952
He very, very occasionally hosted during dead hours months and months ago, nothing I'd describe as a regular basis either.
>>5562009
>WHOEVER PREDICTED OWENS' BLOODBATH FATE IS BASED.
>tfw that was me
>>5562009
Wh-What?!! How did he get outta here?
Mhh.... Well, this wasn't a cool move to begin with Sea King.
Let's just move on
>enters the arena like a motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
>>5562009
Ow. fine, I'll go faster.
>>5562009
EVANGELION UNIT 02, LAUNCH!
>>5562009
Oh.... I thought I killed you... No matter I'll do it again!
>>5561968
>>5561973
Hello my little guppies!
>>5561992
>that was you?? holy shit
>did you like the game? more importantly did you get all the endings?
>>5562009
I'm not so sure about that...
>>5562009
>He descends from the sky, and lands on his feet, causing a black ripple effect as he lands.
Alright, the mission begins now!
>And just like that, the masked teenager is on his way to steal the host's heart!
>>5562009
Rude! Jerk! I'll pay you back for that!
>>5562056
What's up with the heart nipple pasties?
>>5562037
He's hosted about three times last month, but certainly about the same amount Raven and Seth have, yet he gets the most flack for the Being Around to Hosting Ratio.
>>5562009
ALL THE CHEERING FROM THE ROARING CROWDS OF PEOPLE!
I hope they don't mind people like me competing! Maybe they won't notice what I am with this new suit!
>>5562009
How considerate! But I don't need your tricks to take the belt, let me earn it the hard way.
>>5562073
Raven hosted a lot these two past weeks
>>5562009
Stop picking on Nagito when you're no better. He's one of our most hopeful competitor, how can there be anything wrong with that attitude ?
The crowd is harsh on Umaru, the game just started.
I'm starting to think my crowd are full of furfags.
And their favorite tribute surely seems to be Asuka.
>>5562042
>blesses you with meme magic
>>5562073
Raven definitely hosts way more frequently, and Seth hosts a fair amount when he has time. Some of them go in streaks of being able to host, but they at least have sustained periods of consistent output
>>5561983
Exactly.
>Al Gore when
>>5561998
Nah. I'm just me, I don't exactly want to be great, I've seen what that tends to do to people here
>>5562001
Could be better, could be worse. Autumns here, which means Canada will finally have some culture, eh?
>>5562016
Hello Soviet. How are things holding up in your side of the world
>>5562022
Thanks. The red adds that certain "Canadian" feel to it I guess.
>>5562024
I swear I've seen you here before.
>>5562028
I've been busy elsewhere. I get moved around a lot you know.
>>5562056
I'm not a fish.
>>5562048
I expected you to finish him off beast..
>>5562071
A king must stand out when around his subjects.
>I have no idea. That's his outfit.
QUICK, SHIP YOURSELF WITH ONE AVATAR
>>5562087
But I still think it's wrong to give people pressure for not hosting, it's not what this community should be about. It comes down to petty arguing about cock size.
*Alma Elma blasts in through the hole in the roof she created earlier, with a captive Yosuke in tow*
Well then, shall we Yosuke?
*She tosses him on the ground, and begins to remove her clothes slowly*
*Hits the ground, causing a mild concussion*
Y-You won't break me, damn yo-
*Notices you removing your clothes*
Shit! I'm not going to let you!
*Tried to run away*
*Alma Elma's tail wraps around Yosuke's legs, dragging him slowly back towards her*
*Yosuke is Bound*
Don't bother running, you're going to need all the stamina you can muster for this next part…
*Alma Elma is now standing in nothing but her panties*
I'm warning you… D-don't do this!
*Notices your breasts*
Those look… Soft…
>Guess I need some relatively lewd images now…
Good eye there Yosuke. Do you want me to massage your cock with them?
*Alma Elma kicks her panties aside, exposing her moist pussy and hard clit. A light tuft of purple pubic hair decorates the area.*
Hehehehe. C'mon Yosuke. Pick your poison.
I'm not picking anything…
*Shuts eyes*
Just… Get this over with… So I can work on my apology…
You won't have any breath left to deliver it.
*Alma Elma flie up to Yosuke, and hungrily stuffs her tongue into his mouth. Her tail coils around, and after unzipping Yosuke's pants with one hand efficiently, hovers above his tip.*
Ready to experience please like you've never felt before?
*Yosuke begins to make out with Alma frantically. He doesn't answer the question, preoccupied as he is*
((I knew you wanted it))
*Alma Elma's tail descends rapidly, engulfing Yosuke's penis. A warm, sticky sensation overtakes Yosuke, as the walls of the tail begins to pulse gently. The combination of stimuli is very pleasant.*
*Yosuke moans from the added pleasure, breaking contact with Alma's lips long enough to look at her with hunger. He then pushes her down, proceeding to play with her breasts*
>>5562098
Why did you lock yourself in there?
>>5562098
There is a typo in the Hitler/Saber event
''passes out should be ''pass out'' in that context.
>>5562098
I didnt know there was a window inside my cave
>>5561850
That's a bit of an exaggeration, now isn't it, miss?
>>5561871
Apologies, miss, it's simply who I am...and I hardly have a reason to use it on you, now do I?
>>5561875
Well, keen eyesight is vital for me, after all, miss!
>>5561889
Certainly not, I'm just among the group that values that sort of thing!
And...are you certain? It hardly seems like anything special.
>>5561903
It would be unseemly of me to be so...crass. I have to hold myself to very high standards, sir!
>>5561891
>PC98 2hu and Yugioh, hurr durr.
>Transformers, Gundam, and other mecha stuff come to mind, in seriousness.
>>5562009
AH! Goodness!
>>5562098
Certainly not....
>>5562064
>Yeah, I thought it was great. I only went through it once though.
>>5562098
Somehow my games managed to book the Bullet Club even worse than in WWE.
>>5562099
Was busy all September senpai. Community work all weekends, basically had no free days during this month. But shit's good for some days now so I have more time for that shit until I start them again.
>>5562098
>I'm starting to think my crowd are full of furfags.
Can you really blame them Seth?
When everyone's a furry for Fyxe when I'm around!
Now watch me win this game like I won their heart!
>>5562098
... Wait what? Where did she run off to?
>>5562121
Ship?
>>5562141
There we go, now you're getting it!
*Alma's tail begins to twist back and forth, and move up and down, jerking Yosuke's dick off. A sticky fluid begins leaking from the walls of the tail, coating his shaft and dripping onto his pants. A slight vacuum like sucking can be felt from within the deepest part of the tail.*
Go on Yosuke. Tell me you don't want it anymore. Tell me to stop.
*Gradually, Yosuke begins to thrust back, panting.*
D-Don't even…think about it, damn you…
*The suction has now become very noticable, further pushing Yosuke's dick deeper into Alma Elma's tail. The liquid has now completely coated his shaft, and it warming up gradually, melting Yosuke in the pleasure. An orgasm is approaching rapidly*
Oh, getting into it are we? What about your precious girlfriend?
D-Don't mention her, y-you bitch…
*He clenches his fists at his sides, nearly ready to give in*
Oh don't worry, it'll be our little secret… that is, unless you want to bring her to me too. She can experience this pleasure too
*Alma Elma now goes all out, vicious jerking Yosukes dick up and down in a piston motion with her tail. The hot sensation of torturous pleasure is too much to bear, as Yosuke feels himself ready to buckle.*
*Unable to hold himself up any longer, he collapses up top of you, drooling pathetically*
This…is j-just once, okay…?
Keep telling yourself that Yosuke. You can come back anytime. I don't mind.
*The last of his resistance leaving, Yosuke ejaculates into the tail, only to have it hungrily devoured by the organic vacuum force. Every last possible drop of semen is extracted, leaving Yosuke's mind blank with rapture.*
Had enough Yosuke?
Muh… Are you… Satisfied now?!
*Yosuke looks upset*
Hmmm…
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmm… Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.
W-Wait…
*He shakes with self hatred*
>>5562098
I'm sorry... well, not really. I guess I just have more crowd appeal... but it doesn't matter.
>He vanishes out of sight, and appears on the stands. Within the shadows, he continues looking for the heart.
>>5562098
Do you see that one at my left? I had to demolish an entire building for it.
>>5561512
>So the last game was a fake? That's a shame I was really looking forward to being in one of your games again.
>>5562149
Hmmm…
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmm… Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.
W-Wait…
*He shakes with self hatred*
Let's… Finish…
Then how about I make you dirtier, slut?!
*Pulls out from Alma's ass, placing it instead in her vagina*
I hope you keep yourself clean~
Oh, you're a mean one.
*Yosuke puts his cock into her gushing vagina, only to find that it is even tigher than her ass. It squeezes like a vice, trapping his cock deep inside. Nevertheless, Alma Elma continues thrusting away.*
My dear Sophisto took my Five Step Vagina Hell technique to earn his blade. Can you do the same?
Step One: Maximum Tightness - Achieved.
I'll do it… (It's not like I can sink any lower… Might as well enjoy it while I can…)
*Increases pace*
You'll have to do better than that!
That was only step one. STEP TWO!
*A torrent of fluid assaults Yosuke's dick, as Alma Elma's vagina begins to flood with sex juices. Its like being caught in a lewd tidal wave. It coats his cock with viscous warmth, making it increasingly difficult to hold himself back from orgasm.*
Step Two: Vaginal Flooding - Achieved
Mmm… That's pretty good, but you know, healing spells can help with lust!
DIORAMA!
*Smirks*
Bring it on, babe.
>>5562163
>kissu
>>5562098
Kaguya must be really important to you.
>>5562108
>begins writing
Okay. I'm just telling you the reason why you may be irrelevant. That helps in my case.
>>5562140
It's honestly impressive. I almost never get caught. Mizore Shirayuki by the way.
meme
>>5562098
They're not variants...they're unique moves...
>>5562145
>aww what. which ending did you get?
>>5562098
WELL WELL, SEEMS LIKE ELLY AND ARTORIA ARE IN FOR ONE HELL OF A FEUD.
Are you two building an arsonist-only building ? Can I join ?
> two repeating fatals
Nice RNG Brant.
Asuka turned into Princess Mononoke now.
>>5562001
Oh hello my counterpart.
>>5562028
What's the Matter, ever saw a trap before?
>>5562030
Oh~?
>>5562056
Guppies?
>>5562108
Fine. Daughter is doing well also try to get America to stop killing Syrian Army with Airstrikes as well as their government wanting to go to war with my country
>>5562121
Setsuna.
>>5562170
Oh, haven't seen that one before. Oh well. Won't help you now.
*Suddenly Yosuke orgasms out of nowhere. He felt completely calm before, but he came nonetheless. The he comes again. Even more potent bolts of pleasure begin to ravage his being, causing him to cum over and over again without pause. He tried to summon more healing spells to quell the pleasure, but his mind is going black with bliss.*
Step Three: Pleasure Bolts - Achieved
That's- H-How're you- *Moans in pleasure, instinctively moving further inside*
Lets see if you survive this one. You're body may break a little bit.
*Yosuke feels his entire body explode at once. His nervous system begins to go into overdrive, launching waves of exquisite agony across his entire body. He loses all feeling in his limbs (he thinks they may have actually broken from shock). His mind is completely empty as the only sensations he feels are his body melting in pain and pleasure, and his never ending stream of cumshots.*
Step Four: Nerve Melt - Achieved
*His tongue is hanging out as he pants, drooling over both himself, and Alma*
Well, you can't talk anymore aparently. Oh well. TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALE!
*Yosuke suddenly feels a moment of respite. There is nothing for a few seconds. Then he feels an overwhelming sensation, as Alm pulls out his cock and he shoot his load all over her. His mind fades into nothingness. Blacked out on the ground.*
Hmmm… I can't tell if he died or not.
Step Five: Soul Ejaculation - Achieved
*Around an hour later, he wakes up. The first things he's conscious of are a giant headache, stiffness in his limbs, and Jiraiya feeling… off…*
What…happened …?
>>5562191
That's Fyxe, not Furry Porn 1
>>5562108
Canadian? Is that some sort of food?
>>5562140
I guess not. Speaking of who you are... What's your name?
>>5562108
Some culture? Ah come on, I went to Canada during summer one time, it's a pretty cool place even with the heat.
I loved the lakes.
>>5562109
Beast? Huuh, you're quite fishy yourself you know... And sorry, but I didn't know we had a plan and all. I was just preparing my entrance
>>5562140
I'm sure! Maybe you didn't see a lot of games but the prize is stellar if you manage to win.
An awesome wincard worth 100.000$ I heard!
>>5562191
Your counterpart?
Huh sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else, who are you?
>>5562187
This is the worst death possible!!!
>dies
>>5562187
Favors are a good thing, they can work out for me in the long run
>>5562098
I'm sorry.. pick louder!
Hahah!
Your attacks don't even hurt me at all!
>>5562187
You can feel the pain I felt.
>>5562187
Ahh. ahh..
>writes
"I barely escaped with my life. I will have to keep a closer eye on her."
>>5562191
I've seen many things here. Nothing you have really phases me.
>>5562187
No fish from the sea will come into this Arena... oh and sure Seth Rollins, just make sure to kick that fish guy's ass when he comes near the wall.
>>5562212
If you're favors are fire related I'll be glad to do them.
>>5562187
Guys guys stop! You shouldn't kill each other like that!
... You should be using more explosives! Yeah! Lots and lots of explosives! Music too! The power of sound is amazing you know!
>>5562187
Obviously someone doesn't want you to die...I'll back off. For now.
>>5562124
>>5562149
>>5562170
>>5562200
>>5562187
Yeah that's right, these wolves know who the best waifu is! They're smart enough not to mess with me in an Eva, but you scrawny meat scraps, I can't say the same!
>>5562201
Oh...
>>5562209
I'm furry porn 2.0, you?
>>5562230
Oh okay then.
>>5562187
Now's my chance to escape!
>He gets out of the green girl's grasp, and vanishes behind her.
Too bad girl, you almost got me. But do not be afraid, I am not going to harm you... my target is somewhere else.
>With that said, he leaves the girl with a smirk.
>>5562187
Huh? Is there another Ashigara here? I'm sure I've never played this game before.
>>5562245
>Covers your eyes
>>5562245
Welcome to my nightmare scenario
>>5562182
It's nice to properly meet you, then, miss Shirayuki.
And at the risk of sounding arrogant, I do pride myself on the fact that nobody's ever slipped past me unnoticed.
>>5562202
Elly, miss, the gatekeeper of the Garden of the Sun.
>She offers a curtsy. She hasn't stopped smiling the entire time.
>>5562209
I, ah...don't really have need for money, miss.
>>5562187
>>5562234
I'LL TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB FOR HER ARROGANCE!
>>5562182
That's a pretty obvious reason, not being here tends to prevent much contact across the border, eh?
>>5562195
Daughter? You had a kid?
>>5562202
Heh, no. Canada's a country, Canadians like myself live here!
>>5562209
I was making a joke, Fyxe. But most of the things you associate with Canada start around now.
>>5562073
He gets flak because of his shitposting to normal posting ratio
It's nearly 1:1
>>5562247
Fyxe. Furry Porn 1's best friend. I didn't know she had a genderbent counterpart...
Meh, I must say you're quite pretty like her.
Nice to meet you.
>>5562255
Huuh... Since I lost I'll put my trust unto you masked one. Please win
>>5562187
Why are we stopping? We should all join them instead!
>Black Ghost comes out of thin air
Bring me their heads!
>>5562163
Yeah senpai, seems like I have an imposter.
I'm hosting a chain anyway because of meme magic so you should have plenty of occasions to get into one of them.
>>5562187
Not all big men have a cold heart.
Hitler continues his quest to kill them Touhous, but these fairies know how to tag team.
EVA-02 CRUSH.
THE SOVIET OVERCOMES THE ODDS, PROVING HIMSELF WORTHY OF BEING AN INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION HIMSELF.
>>5562245
Do you know what will help you feel better? Videogames.
>>5562108
I was here yesterday, and the day before... aw hamburgers, what time is it? I don't want to be late to go home since I get grounded if I come late.
>>5562108
You are still a little ape compared to me.
Heheh...
>>5562191
A term I use to describe the lesser and little creatures before me.
>>5562187
You think this can hold me back!
I'll break this barrier and eat you!
>>5562209
I did most of the work any way.. I thought you were getting a little hungry.
>>5562267
Yes I have a kid
>>5562286
A-are you sure this is going to work? She looks extra...gloomy.
>>5562286
I blame the fish bastard.
>>5562187
Momma's got a new toy to play with.
C'mere!
>>5562266
You're a gatekeeper of a garden...? Not a fancy mansion or city?
>>5562267
Ahhh. I still have to get used to this whole "different worlds" deal, you know?
>>5562288
Can we please play Croc? I'm tired of all these first person shooter games.
>>5562286
He's a downer, we don't need someone like that.
>prays
>>5562261
Here you go fa/m
>>5562286
Я CПEЦHAЗ
>>5562247
But I have never seen you before.
>she takes out a book
Who are you?
>>5562267
That is what I am saying. You are fine though, right?
>>5562266
Same to you, Elly. I'm surprised you didn't try to cut me down since you knew.
>>5562286
I cannot give you mine. It belongs to someone else.
>>5562266
>Hands her one of her maracas
Use this next time! Just be careful with it! When you see something you need to kill, throw this at them!
It'll go off with a big kaboom!
>>5562286
Yeah! Fired! That's the thing you do when you set yourself on fire to make yourself more powerful, isn't it?
>>5562286
People who talk in filtered garbage to me haven't seen me go beast mode just yet. They'll be regretting their sorry life decisions while they drink their food through a straw!
>>5562267
Blaaah, sorry. I'm not used to you making jokes so, yeah.
Well, I hope you're gonna bring us some Maple Syrup and all, right?
>>5562266
Huh really? You must one of those hippie people or you have a master that gives you all you need I guess...
Well, even if you don't it still a super awesome tournament to win.
>>5562295
Huuh, well even if I was I don't eat humans. That's gross and they're probably not tasty anyway
>>5562325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8vJ_lMxQI
>>5562286
Why are you all doing this? You're only wasting your time...
>>5562286
Huh...?
I did not expect that one to have any power at all...
>>5562325
Praise the Lord Almighty
test
4chan Pass user since March 2016.
>>5562286
The problem of these handicap matches are that you never know who will you be paired up with.
In that case, the fish bastard burned to the ground the arsonists' plan.
>>5562273
...I feel like my place in this game maybe compromised, but i'll win this, no, I will win this and take the heart of this host!
>>5562286
Hahahahaha!!
>The masked boy pats the stranger on his shoulder.
If you want to be scary or frighting, let it come natural to you.
>He parts ways with him, each step causing a black ripple effect as he runs away.
>>5562330
Wizards, I swear...
>Saves
Let the warm feeling of serving the best waifu be enough compensation for your actions today.
>>5562353
What in the fuckity fuck
>>5562353
Neato.
>>5562354
....
Fuck...
>>5562358
Hum what?
N-No ah ah, I only jinx people if I bet money on them. Do your best, that's all!
>>5562312
>She smile falters for a moment, before coming back
In past day, it was a mansion, miss! Now it's simply just the one and only sunflower field in my land.
>>5562333
I decided for once that it'd be rather rude of me to, and you were still keeping your distance, either way.
>>5562334
MY SCYTHE IS THE ONLY THING I NEED!
>>5562344
I don't need anything, miss. Not food, water, rest, or money.
>She smiles proudly.
>>5562353
>Neat.
>>5562354
Bury them in a mass grave. I have no time to be waiting around while their loved ones cry over their worthless bodies.
>>5562334
No, that's "fired up", we're here to get rid of him.
>>5562353
>tfw since May 2015
Get fucked, newfag.
>>5562293
Well let's see
>he checks his watch
It's only around six-thirty. I don't think you should get in too-too much trouble around this hour.
>>5562295
Clearly. I'm not strong at all compared to most of the people here! Which is why I try not to make them angry.
>>5562301
Aw jeez, congrats buddy! I wish I'd known, I would of got you something.
>>5562312
Oh, you're new around here? The border thing here is kind of funky.
>>5562333
Oh of course. I usually always enjoy my time here because I'm with you guys
>>5562344
If I wouldn't get in trouble for handing stuff across the border, I certainly would
>>5562286
Even I know this audience doesn't want the face of an old man replacing a cute girl with a sword, japanese men these days...
>>5562318
Corc? If my PS1 is still working then I can arange that for you, son. I need you in good conditions both physically and mentally.
>>5562374
Wait?!...
>squints eyes
You're a ghost?
>>5562388
That'd be cool, but even if it was illegal, you would do it for us, right?
>winks
I mean, that place isn't a state or anything, I don't even think it's located on earth, you see.
>>5562388
Aw that's great, then I won't have to be grounded, so you later Mister.
>walks away
test
>>5562176
>Didn't mean to intrude or anything or make it appear I was (You) hunting. I just come here to watch you guys since it gets pretty lonely in the RWBY threads at this time so I'll leave you all be.
>>5562354
Come on girls, this is worse than women's """""wrestling""""" at this point.
Nekomaru has a weird way of training this girl to believe again.
A CORPSE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOQEO3YHfQI
>>5562351
who...? i'm just praying for my sins
>>5562419
That was just a meme you silly, don't take it seriously. You gotta lurk moar.
>>5562374
What made you get rid of the mansion?
>>5562388
Yup. Thought I was dreaming at first, but then I discovered I somehow transported myself here with a spell. Pretty weird, but this place is good for my job.
>>5562419
No you can stay Neo, there is gonna be another Rigginsmania after this one
>>5562419
Silly girl, a Kissu is a good thing, it's a play on the kiss. don't worry Fellah.
>>5562388
Thats alright. Just very happy I am a father. One of my lifelong wishes came true. Now what is left is marriage
>>5562402
I'm not your son, and I want to play it now. I also want some cola and snacks too. You're the adult so you gotta get everything comfy for me to play at top percentage.
>>5562333
That doesn't matter! Remember that you are in a wrestling arena and you need confidence to win! But I NEKOMARU NIDAI, will teach you how to win with nothing with fighting spirit and effort! If I can whip a schoolboy into a champion, then you would be as easy as pigging out as a sushi bar!
>>5562423
How do you not know who God is?
4chan Pass
>>5562354
That's...disappointing..oh well..
>>5562353
This looks interesting
>>5562344
How disappointing, beast need meat to eat meat. How else can they survive?
>>5562325
Hmmm... What's this..?
>>5562388
That's sad.. at least have pride in yourself.
>>5562422
Yeah, Eva. Write that with some fresh blood I've got over here.
>>5562419
Man, you have to stop being so apologetic. Nothing you're doing is wrong, so don't worry. Loosen up and enjoy yourself.
>>5562374
Okay uhhh... First can you calm down?
And second, explosions make the jobs much easier. You can even kill much more people than them than just a normal scythe.
Just take the maraca grenade.
>>5562381
If we want to get rid of him, why not kill him?
>>5562422
No one is setting off any explosions or anything, this is lame.
I'm off to find someone else who knows what the big scoop is.
>>5562403
Certainly not! I'm...a youkai, of some sorts. I wouldn't know which, but that's not important either, is it miss?
>>5562422
>She doesn't fall asleep.
>>5562433
Technically, it never existed in the first place, miss....
>She clears her throat
It's a very complicated matter, I'm afraid.
>>5562372
Suuuure...
>>5562419
>It's fine mang.
>>5562422
>After carefully examining the body of Mob, and the blood on the wall, JOKER flashes a smirk to the wall.
I see... it would seem we have more than one unpure soul here. Very well, I will make the killer repent for their misdeeds!
>He then looks to the decaying body.
You have my word!
>>5562422
This means war, you hear me!?
>>5562469
I meant in the sense that he no longer works here.
>tfw I should have just read the FAQ again
4chan Pass user since May 2016.
>>5562470
If it's complicated, you don't have to take your time explaining it. I know I wouldn't explain all the weird stuff I've been through to someone I just met.
>>5562422
If you thought Hogan slamming Andre the Giant was impressive, then look at what the true GOAT of wrestling can do.
Stop being a thirsty fuck, Soviet.
Where do you all get these underwears anyway?
>>5562374
How nice of you.
>she writes another entry down
You could be good at this as well. If you wanted to.
>>5562388
A shame you missed the match though.
>>5562419
You shouldn't leave. Seth is doing a marathon. If you are late again, you can have my spot.
>>5562422
>>5562450
It seems I have no choice in this. Thank you for making me realize I have other clothes.
>>5562403
Come to think of it, bad habits start by doing things like that.
>>5562412
Safe travels!
>>5562433
Oh? Do you fight a lot or something?
>>5562439
You can do anything you put your mind to if you really want to do something.
Just don't get yourself in trouble, eh? I'm not allowing in any refugees from here.
>>5562463
Not really. I'm not exactly one for fighting after... well let's not talk aboot that.
>>5562496
>mfw newer than the last newfag
>>5562459
i only believe in one god.. the goddess martel
>>5562501
Ah, darn it! My Eva!
>Ejects
>Casual.exe
test
4chan Pass user since April 2015.
>>5562496
>May 2016
4chan Pass user since March 2016.
>>5562419
>Hope you know that just means someone likes you. Nothing to worry about
>Just an internet kiss
>>5562501
When Hell freezes over. Heh. I wonder how many people regret saying that now.
>>5562501
That should keep him out of the way.
>>5562501
The better question is, why do you care? Every manly man needs a truckload of them for all the obvious reasons!
>>5562507
Thank me when you wear the championship belt around your waist and not a moment sooner. You still have to train and work hard everyday untill you have reached the top under my watchful eye!
>>5562501
All three of you were their at the disappearance of Saki. Now... I don't like a lier, so tell me the truth, and nothing but the truth!
>>5562492
.....
... So why didn't we kill him?
>>5562509
Good man. Fuck those kebabs.
>>5562501
>>5562536
>>5562534
>having a 4Chan pass
>>5562422
For just one bullet and perfection wasn't achieved
>Satou reloads his weapon.
If luck was a talent that guy has no equal in it.
>>5562443
>He flicks Subaru's nose
That's enough, I never treated you like you were my real son for you to act this spoiled. Have you been hanging out with nice people pampering you around?
>>5562501
Success! Now I only need someone to show mercy and help you and give me a chance to strike two birds with one stone!
>>5562419
I feel like if I shitposted you I'd have to kill myself afterwards.
>>5562509
Yeah, but that's not my job. I'm mainly an artist, but I've hit a block lately. The people I see here are helping me get over that though.
>>5562555
>being poor
>>5562431
>>5562438
>I usually do at this point and I just assumed kissus were a form of (You)s.
>>5562468
>Well I plan on role-playing soon I just need to get screencapping done. I've always been apologetic by nature mostly due to the fact that I end up covering for some people and take the blame when noone else does. It's a habit I need to break.
>>5562434
>I'll see if I can stick around.
>>5562555
>20$ is alot of money
>>5562469
>After a moment, she clears her throat and runs a hand along her dress to smooth it out
Apologies, miss, but I simply prefer it over anything else.
>>5562500
Long story short, the mistress lives there instead of the mansion. I go where she goes. Simple enough, yes?
>>5562507
Ah? At note-taking?
>>5562545
>>5562501
Was that really necessary, miss...!?
>Elyl