/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
(L)Inktober Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/2pn4SWiH
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Lincoln Loud Instagram QnA:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BK58yl-hV2Y/
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Upcoming Episodes:
The Price of Admission/One Flu Over the Loud House (Saturday:10/15 - 11:00am)
>After seeing a scary movie his parents told him not to see, Lincoln gets traumatized and is unable to sleep / When the house gets hit with the common cold, Lincoln believes his sisters have become zombies.
One of the Boys (Monday:10/17)
>When Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality.
Cereal Offender (Tuesday:10/18)
>The Loud kids make a trip to the supermarket to do grocery shopping for Mom, but Lincoln has some other plans.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!JJRmjJoQ!__UrGizjEGHJD-ENx8YKUmmrewVf2XpAWPrN3YoTwGc
Raw Deal (Wednesday:10/19)
>Lincoln becomes a hypochondriac when Lucy predicts his day will "end in disaster".
Study Muffin (Thursday:10/20)
>Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on him, making it impossible for Lincoln to study.
END THESE THREADS.
Just a reminder that the 5555555 Get is coming later and are are more than likely to be raided if we miss it
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>5551032
>nobody cares
>>5551032
Fuck off kiddo, nobody cares about your stupid numbers here.
>>5551032
I literally don't care, just go away.
>>5551032
kys underage fag
>>5551032
Fuck off you piece of shit. Nobody cares whether we get attacked or not. Just off yourself. Nobody would care
Lola = Cute
>>5551032
You belong in a garbage can
>>5551032
drink bleach little shit
>>5551111
kek
keked
checked
>>5551111
>>5551102
>>5551085
>>5551078
>>5551057
>>5551055
>>5551045
>samefagging this hard
>>5551137
Happy birthday, you bastard.
>>5551157
nice shop
Do you think Lincoln massages and sucks on Lola's DFC every night, to help it grow? Haha, just as a prank
How about we make a lot of banners for /co/ banner constest?
>>5551188
Luna is even flatter than her six year old sister. She needs the most help.
>>5551211
I'm not implying that every single one is a samefag, just that there was at least one, when there were only 6 ips and 7 replies to one post.
>>5551193
How about you suck a dick?
>>5551214
Why is he blushing? I thought he was comfortable with his sisters.
>>5551187
Nice bait.
>>5551193
nah
>>5551193
heed one of the other poster's advice and kys
>5551187
>Shoping from Clover
You gotta train harder m8.
FLOENS YOU NEGRO
>the other threads are laughing at us
>>5551387
>>5551387
who cares, shut the fuck up
Did they?
>>5551387
>tfw you're to intelligent to care what those brainlets think
>>5551387
>/trash/ laughing at itself
w e w
e
w
>>5551387
What do you mean?
>>5551387
do you think this is highschool? jeez im glad you're not my classmate you insecure freak
>>5551387
Why?
So as it turns out,
Proof reading's a must.
That first fanfic draft
Was a total shit bust.
I fixed it all now,
In this edit update,
So those errors are gone
And now the fic's great.
http://pastebin.com/5ngMyhhX
>>5551403
If by "did they" you mean Lori hypnotized Leni to fail her driver's test, then yes.
>>5551450
A-are we the popular kids at least.
>>5551500
I meant "Did they have sex with each other?".
Posting this here because I think it drowned in the image limit spam last thread...
>>5551140
I like Ultrahands Lisa, it looks like she's part of the way to a proper "scientist" outfit.
>>5551155
>>5551394
Pic related is my favorite older Lisa
It changes the hair enough that it works, the square glasses is a nice touch, and again, as cliché as it is, she'd be the type to run around in a lab coat.
>>5551566
No, that's disgusting. They're siblings!
>>5551562
This is 4chan man nobody here is a popular kids.
>>5551583
i like the crystal gem version of lisa
>>5551464
I read it and liked it!
Your rhyming is splendid,
But it seemed kind of awkward
On one-hundred and seven.
Typo or not
You're incredible man!
I can tell that you're doing
The best that you care.
I hope you don't mind
My own little poem
I'm not that well versed
So I should stop...
how to achieve Loud sex
Did they?
>>5551604
You're not that bad honestly.
>that episode where it all went wrong
Where do you think that nose has been?
>>5551658
There's anal beads in that picture. I always wonder who used them with these two.
>>5551604
I'm aware of that line.
I spent some good time
Trying to fix
That fuck of a rhyme.
I might fix it later,
Or redo the whole verse
And on your own poem,
You could be a lot worse.
You've figured out rhythm
And that's the hard part
Of this mangled up mess
Of a thing I call "art."
If you're thinking of joining
Me in my quest,
Feel free to talk.
I wish you the best.
>>5551658
Has anyone done a fic where two of the siblings did it and immediately regretted it, changing their relationship for the rest of their lives?
>>5551662
inside of clyde
>>5551662
Inside a mountain of shekels, goy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFLm3pzhuk
>>5551658
>condom still in wrapper
>>5551658
>She gives in to Lincolns urges to comfort him
>tries to take precaution
>Leni distracted her all morning, forgot to take the pill
>when it came to do the deed, she forgot the condom
>he was so cute and desperate, she could on focus on playing with him
good job on destroying the family, Lori.
Bobby will never take her back, even if he doesn't know it's lincoln's its still another mans bun in her oven.
>>5551671
Why is 4chan so obsessed with jews?
>>5551682
try learning about them sometime
here's a hint, their religion involves each jewish person being born into the religion due to each new jewish person being born with a shard of gods essence in them
that's what makes them chosen
that's what makes all non jews 'goyim' in their eyes.
go from there.
>>5551679
>That episode where Bobby lost his shit and murdered Lincoln and Lori with an AR
That shit was intense man, spic got his ass thrown into jail
>>5551679
>destroying the family
>implying she didn't start a new one
>>5551682
/pol/ memes
>>5551679
Implying that Lori couldn't convince a dope like Bobby that the baby was his, even if they haven't slept together yet (which, I mean, have you seen their interactions together? You know they've been fucking like rabbits)
>>5551669
Stormbringer almost did that.
>>5551714
>ywn leave everything behind and start your own family with your loving brother/husband, regardless of what anyone else thinks
Why live?
>>5551682
Pure coincidence
The best line you've ever read from a fic
>>5551714
>she didn't need to steal Lily
>but she did run away with Lincoln to raise their child together
At least she isn't a single mother!
>Rita will never burp on your dick
>>5551667
Your words of paise
Encourage me more
Since it's coming from someone
I truly adore!
But seriously, keep up the fine work man. You deserve more attention.
>>5551756
>>5551764
Ronnie Anne getting hit by a truck.
Ronnie Anne forgetting the floor she was on, but she was ok.
>>5551768
That's something I didn't know I wanted.
where is this flood of newfags coming from
>>5551790
shut the fuck up already
>>5551764
>"Wow Lily, you're a bigger pervert than me"
>>5551764
>"Well call me a potato chip," Luan thought.
>"I'm getting a-salted!"
>>5551781
There is nothing to get goyim. It's all a mere coincidence
>>5551790
If you have to ask, you're probably new yourself
>>5551669
>Lincoln gets caught up in the moment and ends up doing consensual lewd things with one of his sisters
>Lincoln immediately regrets it because his sister becomes clingy and affectionate, While he just wants things to go back to how they were before
>>5551764
>"Linc, even fairytale morals say it! The Fox and the Hound: You may be buddy with whoever the fuck as a kid. But once grown up, you eventually have to stick with your own ethnic group!"
>>5551800
Oh right, there's a bunch of stuff about "cucking". I forgot 4chan is completely obsessed with that too for some reason. I think I'm getting too old to understand memes.
>>5551794
you're pretty clearly part of it, where did you come from
>>5551764
[(Spongebob Narrator) 2 hours later]
>>5551820
Tumblr what does it matter to you?
>>5551820
just go outside dramafag
>>5551840
>I can't even tell if it's bait or not anymore
god help us all.
>>5551817
>Oh right, there's a bunch of stuff about "cucking". I forgot 4chan is completely obsessed with that too for some reason.
It all started on Moots last Q&A that he did live before he left 4chan. This last moment in time I saw the huge shift in dinamics with this place. He was the one who talked about and mentioned cuck. All of 4chan's eyes was on him during that time and from there the rest of the site exploded with cuck memes and cuck posts. And like all memes it spread to other sites across the internet like wildfire. The place has not been the same since.
>that episode where Leni was such a slut that she had a higher sperm count than Lincoln
>>5551856
>that filename
spot the newfag who got his reaction image from kym, i bet you think 4chan was cool when you browse ED do you?
>>5551817
That is only one facet of it
>>5551866
I'm sure guys regularly take advantage of Leni at school. All you need is a department store gift card and she'll do anything you want.
>>5551858
Moot only mentioned cucking on that Q&A because of how much it had already exploded on 4chan. Did you forget about how he nuked /pol/ for a week?
>>5551866
>every time she gets up to walk she leaves a constant sperm trail dripping down from her patty cake
>>5551764
>Just don't do it on my bed, I'm still allergic to rainbows."
>>5551858
He sold the place out to SJW's for some sjw pussy, then we found pics of that same chick in a pool all close and personal with some chad thundercock
so moot sold us out AND got cucked for his effort!
>>5551876
I don't keep track of where I get the images gumby
>>5551876
>i outed myself as a tumblrfag, better use buzz words
>>5551886
Didn't that happen right around the time she started mysteriously gaining weight, for some reason?
>>5551884
I was aware of it. But cuck posting was only a fraction of what it is now before Moot mentioned it. It could have died out or taken a back seat if it wasnt for him giving it light
>>5551807
>Lincoln get caught up in the moment and does something absolutely deplorable in bed
>His sister forgives him for it, but he can tell that she's still fucked in the head from it
>>5551764
>"I like my soul black, but I don't like my guys that way"
>>5551916
just how mad are you right now? maybe you should go back to that hug box, Tumblr.
>>5551916
>tumblrcunt starts drama
>keeps slinging shit while attempting to avoid blame
standard operation procedure for you broken people.
Can't even help you, you don't want help.
you hate yourself so much you'd rather fill the role of scumbag then try to change.
good thing there's always the ovens!
>>5551919
Ohhhh, I LOVE that one.
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2016/09/nickelodeon-usas-october-2016-premiere.html
according to this, we're getting an episode on November 11th
>People calling each other newfag, mad and Tumblr
Keep up the real shit hours, guys. I'm off to bed.
>>5551813
>>5551919
Where are those two from?
I need to know!
Louds that you don't like but you're glad other people enjoy?
>>5551682
>>5551697
>>5552028
>Disliking any Louds
>>5552045
INCOMING BRO-JOBS
>>5552036
I love that Lincoln can't say shit.
>>5552054
>Liking all Louds
>>5552045
they should wrestle more
>>5551748
Stormbringer? Good God, no wonder why Lincoln is screwed up.
>>5552045
ITS GUY LOVE
>>5552045
But they're still bros
>>5552065
>that episode where the Louds discovered Lincoln's cum rag
>>5552088
Does anyone actually use a cum rag? I always just use tissues and flush them down the toilet.
>>5552086
There's no real consistency in this show. Or else Lori and Clyde would still be married.
>>5552088
She has a name.
>>5552045
and then they buttfuck
>>5552023
The first one is from GangLoud. The second is from a Haiku/Lincoln/Tabby greentext. You can find both of them on the fanfiction booru if you look.
>>5552104
You shouldn't talk about my Lucy like that.
>>5552094
I use old shirts, my loads blow through tissues and make a mess
>>5552094
You can clog your toilet doing that man.
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
>>5552119
Have a Ronnie. She's at least as cute as Lynn!
Have a Steven. He's cute, and smug!
>>5551915
>The sister eventually comes to terms that she liked it
>She becomes a huge whore
>>5552129
I don't like how tall Lincoln and Ronnie are in this guy's drawings. It just looks weird to me.
>>5552104
Objectifying Lucy is so hot. I think it's because she's an independent and intelligent people, so watching her lose that for the dick is very gratifying and powerful.
Here you guys go, the fic that nobody asked for
http://pastebin.com/RPPJwTH1
>>5552129
Much cuter.
>>5552119
I'd ask if she's cute, but I feel like I already know the answer.
>>5552108
Thanks, bruv!
>>5552102
Nothing in that episode actually happened
>>5552160
>Rat teeth
>Mexismell
>Skin is literally shit coloured
>Greasy Mexihair
Yeah... No.
>>5552175
At the ending it turned out that after all the fake stuff that happened, Lori and Clyde were still married in the real world.
It was just a gag but still.
>>5552119
But she's slow.
>Adventure Time and Steven Universe will be cancelled soon
WEESA FREE
>>5552036
If Lincoln didn't get his own room he would've been bunked with Lynn, Lucy with Lisa
Truly a fate worse than death
>>5552196
Sadly, Steven Universe is not being cancelled. Adventure Time however, is thankfully getting cancelled. Good riddance
>>5552195
I don't remember anyone being upset with Lola, but it's still in the realm of possibility that she did some of those things.
>>5552196
Fuck off, with your psuedofandomwar bullshit.
>>5552196
>The Loud House will be the new revolution in animation history
Is it really true that people take their kids to Disney World to sell them to the black market? If so, that's make for a good fic.
was it rape?
>>5552187
Mexico > USA tbqh
>>5552119
...and the most popular sister.
>>5552196
>wanting CN to be taken over by TTGo, PPG Go, and Ben 10 Go
>>5552240
wtf I love lynncoln now
>>5552205
AT's not getting cancelled. Even more, it has two more seasons and a movie before 2018 arrives. But it'll be a legit finale.
>>5552231
No, Flip just saw "free" on the sign and circumcised Jew cock got hard.
>>5552187
>complains about Mexismell when Lynn literally clogs the toilet with her meatball shits and gets off on forcing people to smell her rancid farts
>>5552256
would you rather the loud house live long enough to become like Fairly Odd Parents and SpongeBob?
>>5552263
I'd get hard too if I saw a Lisa giving herself for free.
>>5552194
Leni is even worse, and Lincoln isn't the sharpest tack in the shed either.
Post sisters that are Lincoln's canon love interest.
>>5552272
Would /TLHG/ still be a thing?
Louds that are DEFINITELY NOT committing incest, no matter what?
>>5552240
>>5552252
Jealous?
>>5552291
>She came when Lincoln called her
>Lincoln treats her like a bitch and she just takes it
>But she keeps coming back for that sweet Lincoln Log
>>5552317
mayor dewey
>>5552328
Yes, I am jealous that a sister I perceive as boring and uninteresting gets considerably more attention than numerous sisters that I like more.
>>5552291
>>5552356
Her breasts are too low on her body.
>>5552353
Remember: Lynncoln and Lynn are (You) guarantee, and since writefags and drawfags are (You) whores there's nothing we can do against it.
>>5552311
I still think Lynn wasn't originally a sister. Her character actions always reminded me more of the "annoying girl next door" than a sibling. But they needed one with a sports theme so her role was changed, but the writers didn't quite get rid of the somewhat awkward chemistry between the two. Viewers of the show noticed shit, hence why we have Lynncoln.
Not that Savino cares, he's a sick fuck too.
>>5552291
She's too cute!
>>5552291
The one and only.
>>5552356
sb99 needs to pick up an anatomy book
These bad habits are going to hit him hard later on
>>5552385
Why does he sameface so much?
>>5552256
see filename
>>5552317
Uhhh does Charles count?
>>5552370
They sag. After Trump made America great again she was deported back into the land of Burritos and Tacos, forever damned to work in the back of a Taco Truck.
>>5552291
I'm not a samefag
>>5552407
That isn't sagging, they're perky. They're just on the wrong part of her body. One of them is practically in her armpit.
>>5552376
Yeah, they pared down 25 sisters into 10 without coming up with one who played sports. Clearly, Lynn was meant to be the love interest who they retooled at the last minute.
Requesting Lincoln sleeping in his underwear posed like in the pic attached.
Which artists do you think the Louds like?
I imagine Lori is a fan of The Fall.
>>5552167
Well, if you insist. She's hella cute!
>>5552194
Well, she's no Lisa, but she's fun!
>>5552240
She is pretty popular. Comes from her winning personality.
>>5552376
Nice autistic fantasy. There's a difference between actual "was originally a love interest, rewritten to be a relative" characters (like Chuck's sister in Chuck and Gwen Tennyson) and general annoying-yet-lovable sibling behavior. If you've had sisters, you know how they can be.
>>5551157
you can literally edit that shit in paint.
How retarded are you?
>>5552376
>This is what Lynncoln autists actually believe
>>5552427
Luan, just admit you got cucked hard and find yourself a somewhat normal love interest. Lynn has Lincoln in the bag, just shack up with Chad or something.
>>5552450
Describe Lynn's personality.
>>5552470
Luan, I'm sorry Lincoln doesn't want to give you the log. Just go and fuck Clyde. He'll put up with your yandere shit.
>>5552231
No he's just a jew looking for more child labor so he can pay them pennies
>>5552440
Lucy is a fan of Fall because seeing something die is more beautiful than seeing the dead that is winter. Also come on man Halloween.
Leni loves the Christmas season because it brightens up the horrible winter season.
Lana loves spring because she gets to fix the damages made from the winter season and more rain equals more mud. Lola loves the summer because it's bright beauty compliments her own, and she gets to see her sister sad the rains gone.
>>5552492
Stay butthurt, Lynncolnfag.
>>5552471
>Lynn has Lincoln in the bag
What do you mean by this?
>>5552504
Oh, getting defensive are we? Sorry Luandere chan, but it's the truth.
I want to marry Luna
>>5552510
I think he's referring to that comic. Judging by the "Ronnie going to get deported jokes", he's trolling. Luan is still worst sister though.
>>5552480
Confident/cocky, tactless and very eager and energetic
>>5552440
Lori likes twee bands in scarves with wispy facial hair. I'm thinking of stuff like Fleet Foxes, you know.
Leni likes whatever's on popular radio nowadays.
Luna likes [your favorite classic rock/metal band]! She likes the obvious Rolling Stones/KISS analogues, so stuff like Zep, maybe Ozzy, you know.
Luan's Luna's roomate, so she probably at least tolerates whatever dad rock Luna is blaring at every hour of the day and night. I kind of imagine some twangy Birdhouse In Your Soul kind of thing is Luan's aesthetic.
Lynn's musical tastes are basicaly just the Initial D soundtrack. On repeat. All the time.
Lincoln's tastes are basically normie stuff. Like, he likes a bit of everything, you know?
Lucy says death metal is her genre, but I don't get that feeling from her honestly. She's not a hardcore goth, she's an 8-year-old who wants to be seduced by a vampire while laying down on a bed of black rose petals. She probably listens to Evanescence or something.
Lola and Lana are six-year-olds, so their musical tastes are not incredibly refines (they like that Barney the Dinosaur knockoff). Lola probably likes Radio Disney stuff, Lana's more into the Bowling for Soup semi-grungy garbage.
Lisa likes the opera and classical music and other refined music which she can put on in the background while she conducts her experiments.
Lily's a fucking baby.
>>5552538
Luan, just go after the little niglet. Come on, we all know you want that six incher exploding inside you. Admit it, you little slut.
>>5552480
1) Vital, fun-loving, energetic.
2) Absolutely unpretentious.
3) Loves to horseplay but works hard at things she enjoys.
4) Loyal unless she thinks she's someone's taking advantage of her.
5) Quick to anger, but quick to forgive if she sees her foe is truly sorry.
6) Loves to tease and is physically affectionate to those she cares about.
>>5552462
>If you've had sisters, you know how they can be
I don't like this argument. I have a sister and I can tell you Lynn does act that way with him, but she's still easily the closest to him next to maybe Lori. Age makes a huge difference.
>>5552615
>Loves to tease and is physically affectionate to those she cares about.
Which Loud would be fluent in speaking middle english?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE0MtENfOMU
>>5552649
Hugs one second and noogies the next.
>>5552466
Alright, you got me.
>>5552621
Cunning, proud and methodical while also being insecure and sympathising
>>5552524
I want to break up with Luna after being with her for several years and awkwardly try to ignore her in a desperate attempt to hide my true feelings, than invite her to my wedding only for her to object and come running down the aisle yelling that she knows I still love her.
>>5552649
>>5552603
>niglet
>>5552669
Not really
>>5552615
Don't say unpretentious. There're a million things she's not, and you should be saying what she is. Just call her simple.
>>5552683
But would you choose to accept her love at that moment, or shatter her hopes in front of an live audience?
>>5552682
Lola?
>>5552683
I want to do the same but I want to get engaged to one of her sisters so she has to destroy her family by making that little outburst.
>>5552709
You got it
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Her episode got removed previously
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her episode was a solid 0/10
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode
>Clyde is less annoying than her
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
>>5552698
Lynn is a smug little shit, but it's okay since she literally is the best at what she does
>>5552744
Lynn is one of those people who thinks she's better than you and is probably right.
>>5552621
Self-assured, unapologetic, enterprising, bold
>>5550857
Lincoln, Proto-Lincoln and Linclone having a threesome when?
>>5552763
Lisa.
>>5552698
With Lynn, what you see is what you get. She doesn't try to be something she's not and that is the definition of unpretentious.
>>5552768
whos the bottom?
>>5552707
>>5552721
I want to tell her that she made an ass of herself and ruined my wedding. Then, at the reception she didn't attend, the other Loud's quietly sit at their own table completely humiliated by her actions. I sit next to my bride and think about how I don't love. Then I get and take a walk, noticing Luna was actually outside the venue crying. I'd tell her we need to talk, but she just pulls me into a kiss, we both melt, and know everything is back to normal.
>>5552621
Lustrous Opulent Luxuriant Affectionate
>>5552524
I wouldn't. Come to think of it, I wouldn't really like any of them in RL. Lori is a massive bitch, Leni is a bit dim (though I wouldn't hold that against her), Luna's a wannabe, Luan... Luan has fucking ISSUES, Lynn would cheat on me with a black guy in a heartbeat, Lucy is a pretentious goth, the twins are both obnoxious, Lisa would be a cold spouse and a even colder mother. No way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bQPxeL7GgM
>>5552778
>>5552744
I think you misunderstand me. You're still describing her with a negatve. You're saying that she isn't pretentious. There are countless things that you can say she isn't. She isn't vicious, she isn't braindead, and she isn't depressed, either, but you wouldn't put those things on her bio.
>>5552814
cont.
Then there's Lincoln whose in a love triangle between at least ONE of his siblings and a illegal trying to get her greencard. And that's assuming he's not making Clyde do sexual favors as well. Yeah, I'd probably keep my distance from the Loud House if I lived nearby.
>>5552771
Nope.
>>5552763
Lynn.
>>5552763
Lori?
Ayy, it's almost that time!
>Her hands clenched at her sides as she swept through the living and dining rooms, boots clicking on the tiled floor as she neared her objective. As she set her hand on the receiver, though, the demanding noise ceased. Her brow knitted in confusion, and she drew a calming breath before slowly lifting the phone from the hook a moment later. She could hear a voice on the line...no, two voices? Bringing it to her ear, she listened for what someone in this house had to say.
>"Am I speaking to a...'Luan Loud?'" Leni didn't recognize the stranger, but her blood began boiling as she recognized the name.
>"Yes, this is her! I need you to contact a couple staying at the resort, my parents! Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud. Please, it's an emergency!"
>"Of course, miss, let me just-"
>The phone crashed into its nook as Leni spun on one foot, nearly sending herself tumbling to the ground. Scrambling to balance herself, she lunged out of the room and thundered toward the stairs, bowling Lincoln over along the way. Bounding up the steps three at a time, she maintained her momentum at the top and threw herself against the door to his room. When that wasn't enough to force it, she braced herself and delivered a sundering kick to the center, sending it flying open to reveal a shellshocked Luan, from whose face the color drained immediately.
>The fourteen-year old tripped over herself as she tried to back away, falling onto her rear as her older sister advanced upon her, shoulders squared and teeth bared. "L-Leni, I—I wa-"
>Leni had no ears for her rebellious sister's lies and excuses, nor for anything else other than the grating dial tone that issued forth from the bright yellow handset of her brother's duck-themed landline phone. Seizing its base, she ripped it away from the dresser, pulling it from the wall by its cord. Her wide, piercing eyes drifted back to Luan, over whom she raised the object with clear intent.
>>5552814
>>5552874
We care about the Loud House because we follow them in their daily lives through the show and we sympathize with them because we can get a view into that house and see what they're like. If they were REAL and lived in YOUR neighborhood, there would be no reason to get to know them or want to. From an outside perspective, they'd be an obnoxious white-trash family who can't raise kids and are banned from nearly everything in the state.
>>5552963
Lily? idk just throwing shit away like a pro.
>>5552963
Sounds like Luan than.
>>5552963
Fucking Luan?
>>5552997
It was Luan.
>>5552948
Is this velvet fist?
>>5552763
It's funny how many Louds this describes.
Look at those legs, God Damn!
>>5553033
Indeed it is! Th update will be ready either late tonight or early tomorrow, though of course I'll try my best to achieve the former.
>>5553042
The*
>>5553042
Hey, man, look, I love the way you write, and I love the story, but I gotta ask, is Leni gonna get any sort of comeuppance for her actions here? There is no way that she can get away with all of this.
>>5553042
Alriiiight take your time, it's been an interesting ride so far.
>that episode where Lynn came out as a spectrum of pan-demisexual genderqueer foxkin headmates, femme presenting
>>5552954
>Average Joe.
>Lives next door to the Louds, wife and two kids.
>Groans every morning as one of the girls screams, like a Rooster at sunrise.
>Just want to get to work, but you see that someone teepeed your house again, you roll your eyes knowing who did it.
>At first it was fine, but it just wore itself the third time. Now it's just annoying.
>You start the car and pull out of the driveway.
>Go to work, put with Jack the office jerk, shift ends, go home. Get hassled by some bum living in his van with some autistic fat kid in the parking lot but quickly get out of there.
>Kids both back from school. Youngest (12) tells you about his karate lessons, lessons that he has with Lincoln. Apparently Lynn tackled him and started crushing his balls with her shoe. You and the wifey are all 'da faq' but they're so desensitized to it all.
>Later, after dinner, you go to the living room and see the autistic one trying to scan for radiowaves or some shit in your yard. You yell: "This is private property! Get out of here!" She quickly runs away. You're tired of their shit.
>About to go to sleep, but then someone starts banging on the doors. Groaning you answer it.
>Why, it's your favorite Louds who're pissed at you for yelling at their oh so innocent daughter!
>After a yelling contest that wakes up the entire neighborhood, you're about ready to punch the shit dad and be done with it.
>Cops show up, take their side and make you apologize.
>Pissed, angry, and humiliated, you glare at the Louds as they walk back into their shitty house.
>God, those fucking people.
>>5552867
Actually, I'm describing her that way to differentiate her from her sisters.
Lori, Luan, and Lola have all shown their willingness to trick others into doing their bidding. Luna and Lucy assume their personas (Anglophile and gothmo) in order to aspire to their dreams but both have been shown to not fully subscribe to them. Even Lisa tricks her siblings into being unwilling test subjects.
Of the nine sisters with distinguishing personality traits, only Leni, Lynn, and Lana have yet to show any need to be themselves without subterfuge or submersion into another persona.
Being unpretentious is a positive if that sort of personality is one you seek in others and identifying it as such isn't a poor choice - it's just a choice.
>>5553039
Thicc Luan is Best Luan
>>5553066
Being the penultimate chapter, a lot of resolution will be happening here. We've reached a spot where we have Leni and a reluctant Lincoln and Luna against the rest of the siblings (barring Lily), as well as their parents when they arrive back. They're not likely to forgive her, and she doesn't expect their forgiveness. How exactly she answers for what she's done is yet to be revealed, though, so I both hope and believe you'll be pleased with this chapter!
>>5553072
Ayy, thanks! And she knows exactly hat she'd doing.
>>5553107
Fat Luan is better.
>>5553123
what*, wwwww
>>5552670
That is a piss poor edit
The lines aren't even lined up
0/10 see me after class.
>>5553107
I NUT
>>5553131
Agreed
>>5553094
Man that Average Joe guy is such a dick I miss Globo Jim he was such a nicer guy.
>>5553188
>wut
>>5553160
>"the numbers match"
>they don't actually match
>>5552107
yes, they do
>>5553103
It's a big stretch to call Lori, Luan, Lola, and Lisa pretentious because they've tricked people before. Being tricky or manipulative doesn't make you pretentious, pretending to be more than you are does. Lynn is not unique in genuinely embracing her character quirk. Everyone but Lucy and Luna does.
I still think words like genuine or simple better capture the trait you're trying to describe.
>>5552693
niglet evolves into thugtrio.
>Lucy will never run her small cold hands though your hair and hum you to sleep while you drift into unconsciousness from another benzo kick while resting your head on her tiny lap
>>5553192
Well, wouldn't you be? You gotta put up with their shit day after day, knowing that you help pay for their terrible life style through taxes? Even worse: they might be Mormons or Jehova's Witnesses which means you'll have to put up with their missionary crap at some point. Then there's Luan who'd always be pulling practical jokes. Shit would drive me nuts.
Might even lead to some real Hatfield and Mccoy shit if we lived next door too long.
It's almost time
So did we all forget that Drawfriend is posting exclusive content somewhere right now?
Louds who take really poor care of their girly parts?
>>5553337
Just put up a fence and get a dog with a beware of dog sign and you'll be fine. Your dog doesn't even have to be mean most people are naturally terrified of that sign. if anyone goes over your fence any thing that dog does to them is 100% legal.
>>5553188
>there will never be an episode where Luan is that fucking fat because of one of Lisa's experiments and her siblings work together to help her have a great day anyways
>there will never be any playful, flirty, teasing moments from Luan to Lincoln
>>5553382
I bet Lynn wipes back to front so when you go to eat her out there's literal shit on her labia.
>>5553372
Yes, because he and his 'content' are forgettable
>>5553372
I don't care for that faggot. I never liked his shit anyways
>>5553382
She doesn't wash with soap, she rinses off every other day.
>>5553360
Time to kill yourself?
>>5553394
It's almost time
>>5553421
I bet Lynn only showers every other day, if that, because she likes her own natural smell.
This place is dead
im gonna kill baron praxis
>>5553468
>that episode where Luna goes full Charles Manson
>You're in a crate!
>>5553390
That might be a effective tactic. But Dog is one big Malamute-Husky mix who intimidates most people by sheer presence alone. That would probably be enough to keep the Louds from trashing my backyard though I'd still have to deal with their weird shit. Eh, just get the kids through High School and move away.
It's also possible Lincoln and Lynn's... Behavior will eventually get the attention of Child Services and we wont' have to put up with them ever again.
>late at night, way past bedtime
>Lucy gently knocks on your door
>she wants to watch a spooky movie with you on your bed
How would you respond?
>>5553372
Meh it always ends up in the booru. Besides I'm sure he still lurks here off and on. Remember that time someone threatened to post his Luna and Lincoln stuff to the creators of the loud house.
>>5553372
Wait WHAT!
>>5553468
>>5553490
(i forgot to fix the color on the skull)
>>5553477
She showers easy day on her period. She has some standards.
>>5553513
I allow it, and let her sit on my lap.
>>5553399
>you will never have a fat sister to cuddle with
Why live?
>>5553468
reported to the FBI
Exclusive content is for queers. Here's some exclusive content that I'm taking and posting on /tlhg/ anyway!
>>5553382
In cannon Lana.
>>5553544
I post my content only on /tlhg/. Doesn't that technical make it exclusive?
>>5553513
>Slam the door on her face.
>masturbate to her whimpers and vocal sighs
>>5553558
It ends up on the booru and probably gets shuffled around on Tumblr anyway. Only go-getters can pull off the reverse.
>>5553544
GODDAMMIT JUMP JUMP THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
>>5553558
When it gets put up on the booru it's all public.
>>5553550
lincoln's no transformer, he's a decepticon!
>>5553582
That's not JJ
>>5553582
>>5553544
Yeah nice try this has been up on the booru for over a month man.
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8363
Pretty and perfect.
>>5553513
We watch it and fall asleep on the bed while talking about how dumb all of those teenagers that got disemboweled were.
>>5553637
People have mentioned finding the fic section of the booru from hearing about and looking up 'Lincoln Louder'.
>>5553637
There's a topic on the forum of the booru same place you go to find the fics, it's the third sticky called how did you find this place.
>http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=63
>>5553640
bag full of steven's bodyparts.jpg
>>5553649
As soon as that person chooses to make something that isn't incest or rape
>>5553649
>something thats not rape or incest
I do racist drawings sometimes
>>5553640
And punny
Your favorite Loud walks in and starts singing this
https://youtu.be/eLltTemjvZw?t=17s
How do you respond?
>>5553399
>yfw Season 3 Weight Gain episode
>>5553649
I made a story about Lori trying to move to pairs no incest or rape in that. In fact I never wrote a story about rape.
>>5553672
Yeah, but no one posted in that besides a few smucks.
>>5553649
neither incest or rape
http://pastebin.com/MbB20MBH
>>5553550
>Lincoln
>claiming he's trans
>>5553718
>In fact I never wrote a story about rape.
So You have made incest stories?
trying to practice thicker lines
>>5553791
>>5553788
Shut up Clyde.
>>5553791
Good stuff.
>>5553791
That's a nice Lynn
Yehes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Lincoln. I switched it with Lucy's. It's delicious, Lucy. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Giggles and Mr. Coconuts, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap. I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Lola's pony to bite off your wiener. What they didn't tell you was that Lola is a crazy brat who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do something to the pony, I warned Lola that violent pony killers were in the area. I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your wiener bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And, I'm afraid that when Lola spotted them on her property, she shot and killed both your parents. I came just in time to see Lola giving her report to Mall Cop Captain. And of course, to steal the bodies... After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Lincoln? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Loud Chili."
>>5553882
Luan wouldn't kill her dad I mean who would laugh t her jokes at home if he was gone?
>>5553882
aha i get it it's a south park reference xd
>>5553788
>In fact I never wrote a story about rape
>wrote a story about rape
Stop lying to us Clyde,
>>5553882
It's fitting because Scott Tenorman turned out to be Cartman's half-brother
>>5553905
I'm surprised you got that reference considering you're probably 14
>>5553924
Take a joke you humorless faggot
>>5553942
Ok let's hear a joke you talent less hack.
>>5553882
I want more of this.
>>5553967
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
>>5553942
>le xdxdxd
>humor
pick one
>>5553984
that was alright
Almost there
>>5553981
why do luanfags piss me off so much?
>>5553550
Well to be fair, Lynn DOES wear the pants in the relationship. Though to Lincoln's credit, he did manage to scam great sex from Ronny by promising to get her a green card.
>>5553585
And a decepticon is deceptive so he is into weird shit!
>>5553160
I think it was meant to be obvious, f.am
Hug/Dance/Fug/Lick
>>5554092
Hug Luan
Dance Leni
Fug Luna
Lick Lori
>>5554092
These are getting weirder and weirder.
>>5554092
I like that none of them are kill this time, but there's no option to marry...
Hug Lori
Dance Leni
Fug Luan
Lick Luna
>>5554092
Fug Lori
so I can be eskimo brothers with Bobby
Lick Leni
so she'll think it's her first kiss
Hug Luan
so I can give her a bear hug and hear her wheeze about it being unBEARable
Dance Luna
Come on man we all know that girl knows how to shake her booty.
>>5554092
Hug Luan
Dance Luna
Fug Leni
Lick Lori
>>5554092
Hug Luan
Dance Luna
Fug Lori
Lick Leni
>>5553984
That's good.
Where is the get?
>>5554258
Soon™
anybody got a draw request?
>>5554258
We're gonna get raided whether we get the Get or not
>>5554258
Up your ass.
>>5550792
>Loudpocalypse happens
>Lincoln is the sole survivor of his family... Sort of.
>Now North America has been divided in between Mega Corps, Lesbo Spess Rocks, some Redneck driving around a Robot, two-bit post apocalyptic warlord types, Chad, and Popo.
>Wanders about the sparsely populated southwest as a hermit, living in a old shack, regularly having one of the monks from a surviving nearby monastery over for cheese. A pleasant enough existence... If not for Lucy's last spell screwing up.
>Now Lincoln sees Spirits, Ghosts, Demons, and other weird shit. His "wizard sight". At first it drove him mad, then he realized he could probably fuck the spectral denizens in the right ritual and began to like his lot in life... Until he found HER.
>Lynn, forever trapped in the body of a thirteen year girl, is bound to him as a guardian. Now he's forever doomed to be a permavirgin as she's always watching. A literal wizard.
>Clyde meanwhile, had his uniform burned into his skin by the atomic fire and now runs a "bloody pork pie" stand on the top of a mountain, utterly mad. Guarded by Cooke and the others who were fused into their mascot costumes, their life a eternal horror where they have no mouth but must SCREAM.
>>5554281
Is this based on a fic?
>>5554281
Luan and Lana interaction.
>>5554281
This with Luna.
>>5554281
Lincoln with a so large dick that can fuck all sisters at once, in the vagina to the mouth.
>>5554092
Hug Luna
Dance Leni
Fug Lori
Lick Luan
>>5554301
0/10 dont continue
>>5554302
nope based on this
>>5554326
kek
>>5554281
Bobby asking Lincoln if there still bros? Lincoln responds we're more than bros where Eskimo brothers. Bobby hugs Lincoln than suddenly realizes what Lincoln said. Bobby yells Lori what the hell! Lori points at him angrily don't act like you didn't do him too you weirdo! Lincoln just smiles.
>>5554328
What.
freckles are shit
>>5554516
You're a shit.
>>5554326
>After everything went to shit, Clyde only had one thing left.
>Pies, pies, nothing but pies. With his dads now piles of ash and Lori a mummified corpse, all he had left was the pie stand...
>He made innumerable pies on the top of a mountain. His uniform seared into his skin by the atomic fire, constantly in pain, only taking breaks to defile Lori's rotting corpse.
>But soon he began to run out of ingridients... And began to hunt.
>There were these strange things that looked awfully familiar to him, but it had been so long...
>He killed them, using their pork-like meat for his pies. Now he's infamous for his "mystery meat" pies that he regularly throws off Pie Mountain in fits of hysteria and mad laughter.
>But people on the surface began to notice these free pies and congregated around the mountain, worshiping the great Culinary God who made it his throne.
>But those who tried to climb it never return, for it's defended by Cooke and the others. They were fused into their mascot outfits by the flame deluge, and live in a state of eternal pain and torment. Eating any would be God seekers.
>And so goes the legend of Clyde, the butcher baker of Pie mountain.
HAHAHAHA!
Are these real dead hours?
>>5554553
Deader than Lucy
>>5554553
better dead then luan hours.
>>5554576
You're not wrong though.
So is Lucy just a satanist, or is she a Hogwarts Student?
Are you ready to admit she's cute?
>>5554258
Sad I'm going to miss the chance. Bring it home guys
>>5554716
The cutest
>>5554759
Hey Lisafags, how common are Lisa hours?
>>5554716
Lisa Marie Loud is a cute Loud
>>5554855
Virtually nonexistent.
>>5554855
Not all that common, sadly.
we're gonna get the get right?
>>5554904
No. Fuck off to /fur/.
New thread when?
FIREBALL!
>>5554904
Well unless we spam bomb HG, ERP, and the other generals, you can consider the Get lost
>>5554920
We're pretending we don't care now?
>>5554936
After the get.
>>5554942
Nat 1.
ITS CLOSE
GO FAST
fuck luan worst sister
get
I want to taste the nuances of Luna's butthole!
>>5555068
>EVEN TRYING
>>5555063
fuck yeah
THE GET IS MINE
I CAN FEEL IT
If we want to get the Get, we need to spam the rest of trash's threads so they can't obtain it
>>5555125
NO I WANT IT
>tfw no leni to blow you kisses
;_;7
I don't care about dubs and all that autistic stuff, why do I suddenly care so much about GETs?
Sweating intensifies
>>5555166
YOU'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH LENI
>>5555175
Becuase it's not just any GET. It's the GET of all GETs
>>5555203
They are not that common, isn't it?
worst content creators
>>5555238
You
rock
Chandler is a queer!
>>5555238
Scott. He's so annoying
>>5554550
Wait. What does Bobby think of Clyde fucking his dead girlfriend?
Leni Luan > Lucy Luan
>>5555200
>"Neither of you will get it, and I'll be there to watch and write about it."
>>5555222
>>5555260
Dancing Lori is a cute Lori
Get.
>>5554304
here you go anon
You idiots, we're not even a hundred away from it yet, let alone in the range of which spamming images would get you it.
>yfw Lori "no get" Loud gets cucked again
THIS IS ON THE 10 PAGE
QUICK, CREATE ANOTHER THRED
lmao wrightfag you corny motherfucker
>>5555330
CUTE
You have to fuggle whoever you roll, good luck.
Bwaaa
>>5555330
Thanks
>>5555335
Talking like that isn't going to GET you anywhere.
Hey pedofags, quit shitting up the fucking thread. You're not getting the get no matter how hard you try. Just give up and admit your show is shit and that you all deserve to burn in hell for your sins
>>5555385
Rolling the stones
You're all a bunch of pedo faggots
>>5555238
dumb scottposter
>>5555385
So close
>>5555375
Ayy, how's it going anon? Did I make a bad joke somewhere? I know most of them are bad, but that's another thing entirely.
>>5555385
Please, give Luan.
>>5555385
Rolling for Luan or Leni
>>5555423
Dang it.
NORMIES LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5555385
Inb4 not Leni.
Look at all those digits!
>>5552130
fuck off faggot
>>5555330
disgusting, fuck off vinnie
GET confirms that our waifus know we love them and they love us too!
>>5555385
Luan plz
Lisa is best Loud sister and you can't dispute it
Get
Chandler for the supreme get
Have a Rugby Lynn.
need some good ronnie lincoln fics, suggestions?
Abuse Fags begone.
Post Lisa
Loud House is garbage
>>5555413
Yes but I wont tell you what cause Im afraid youll edit it out
I can't wait to hear the cries after the failed gets happen.
>>5553513
I would do it, even if I was dead tired. Anything to make her smile.
>>5555604
You can tell me, anon! I try to add some humor into my stories, even if I'm bad at it, I'm interested to see what it was that caught someone's attention!
>>5555555
who got it
Time to put this sucker to sleep
>>5555742
>>5555814
Well, it's over.
It was fun, Luanfags.
>>5555427