/sug/ Steven Universe General - Bob edition
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>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
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Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
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OFFICIAL SITES:
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http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
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Keep you burning Kakenukete
Kono fuhai to jiyū to bōryoku no mattadanaka
No boy no cry Kanashimi wa
Zetsubō ja nakute ashita no manifesuto
>>5550377
Jasper is fat
>>5550383
I remember trying to deeeeeply read into that song in relation to Jasper because Lamar attached the lyrics
>>5550390
so's ur mom
owned
>>5550171
Yeah that scene made me think that Pearl was trying to flirt with Amy.
I also think that Amy has a tiny crush on Pearl. She admired Pearl even though she also feels jealous of her. And there's been instances where Amy blushes due to something Pearl does, I think it's pretty obvious that she has a thing for her.
I hope they haven't dropped Pearlmethyst in favor of the Rose-look-alike though. Maybe the thing with Mystery Girl will be another lesson for Pearl to learn. And Amy being kind of like Pearl's best friend will be at the ready to talk to and listen to Pearl, like that time with the Sardonyx thing. It's significant that it was Amy who actively tried to push them together, once it doesn't work out, it will be Amy who will be there to mend the broken pieces of Pearl's heart.
>>5549679
merry christmas you fuck
real talk, do you think the show, with the amount of remaining episodes, will go sufficiently in-depth on all the lore and topics? Or will things start to resolve too quickly towards the end of season 5?
>>5550409
Perhaps they'll do what they did with Fringe, and never properly explain some things
>>5550400
fused with lion because of a lost bet.
some
>>5550413
thats what im afraid of, it feels like theres so much stuff to go into that theyre not gonna manage it properly
>>5550377
>My waifu edition
>with dubs
>finally saterday
>4chan birthday
>hat lines up with the thread pic
Ha
Neat
>>5550409
I couldn't possibly be satisfied with only 4/5 seasons. Jasper could never develop enough for one
>>5550400
Fused with Rainbow Quartz because we enjoy each other's company
BODY
Love you /sug/
>>5550383
>we will never get to see Jasper cry super manly tears
>>5550425
It feels *exactly* like Fringe to me, they began to build up this big world, but never properly got into why everything is the way it is; Fringe with alternate timelines and dimensions, and SU with life from space.
>>5550402
Hopefully all of that is true anon, but I feel very strongly about this ship becoming canon, I don't know, it seems very on the nose to me, left brain/right brain kind of vibe.
>>5550425
>Rebecca said there would be 5 seasons
>Rebecca is a crafty good jew
>never mentioned spinoffs
>or video games
>or books
>or other forms of media
>Not to mention all the crazyiness that would ensue in the fanfic community.
How are you this pessimistic?
>>5550438
I love you as a friend, little weird dog
>>5550456
If they go to Homeworld, then so many questions would be answered at once
Have they brought up the Ruby ship since Bubbled?
>>5550475
No clue what they did with the Ruby ship; them going to Homeworld also brings the possibility of more questions being raised than can be answered; I have a feeling they won't even go there.
The reason Rose didn't like those other men was because Pearl would always shapeshift a bogger cock
Imagine how monstrous that thing must be
>>5550456
maybe they shouldn't have made the golden rule of the show be that every little thing has to be from steven's point of view
>>5550400
>I made music with Jasper because we enjoy each other's company
>>5550496
Probably; but then again, it *is* called "Steven's" Universe...
Its pretty slow, anyone got any requests? Not in the mood for drawing lewds.
>>5550467
I want to believe anon, it's hard though
>>5550519
Navy Ruby sitting on the ground with a flower between her legs smiling please?
>>5550519
Lapis and Steven being cute.
>>5550519
I didn't know you did lewds like that
Jasper wearing a baseball cap of some sort
>>5550519
the spookiest october calendar you can muster
>>5550520
The future is whatever you want it to become.
>>5550519
Pearl blushing furiously upon seeing Pink Diamond and thinking "BIG"
>>5550519
pink diamond packing jasper's lunch and leaving a mom note
>>5550519
whatever you can within 5 minutes.
>>5550605
Hngh
I wish we had canon PD design
>>5550607
you get one minute
>>5550377
>>5550607
Nice try, but I stole it.
>>5550605
It's like a TV episode where a kid goes to school, has a pretty decent day for a change/for once, and comes home to find their parents brutally murdered in their living room
>>5550639
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
>>5550519
Sapphire posing.
>>5550493
Thanks for the new headcannon.
>>5550659
Everything's coming up Jasper!
>not
>>5550400
>I sparred with Rainbow Quartz because I had nothing better to do
Sounds about right.
>>5550704
I like these edits, I just... wish they were made better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5550527
Sorry this took me a bit, i haven't drawn anything today so im still bit stiff.
>>5550712
I don't care
>>5550727
Aaaaa it's so cute, thank you so much!!
>>5550735
Is Zuke gonna draw the actual Jasper like that?
God that'll be disappointing to look at if so.
>>5550749
It's not even Zuke learn your boarders
Back to the moon = Katie/Lamar
>>5550458
I think so too. It'd be a waste if they did nothing with it seeing how much they've gone through together. And it'd be infinitely better than Pearl ending up with some random human who looks like Rose.
>>5550749
shut your mouth, katie draws the cutest jasper you worthless nigger
>>5550800
It's SHIT
>>5550727
Oh, it's fucking adorable! Can't get enough of the squad.
>>5550809
YOU'RE SHIT
>>5550543
pbtbtbtbt
>>5550400
>I played a game with Kevin
I..I-it's Kevinn t-time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p51tIFRG7LE
>>5550866
God damn it, I was getting hyped...
>>5550866
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p51tIFRG7LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ftjmQYWH3g
which one is less awful
>>5550555
>>5550887
>1 off
You blew it...
>>5550866
You tricked me
>>5550887
Thank you times two
>>5550903
>>5550946
Kkkkek
>>5550639
Your drawing inspired me to recolor a lapis pic I had
>>5550964
>those colors
>>5550946
Yeah that's way more funnier, here you go
>>5550964
Glad to hear that, but you should star using layers when coloring and don't use the paint bucket.
>>5550964
You REcolored it? What'd it look like before
Not bullying, the draw itself is good
>>5550998
>Off by one again
KEK
>>5550964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE&list=RDQ7_jbluF0qo&index=6
>>5550972
>>5550377
>First result on google
The blue gem is popular.
>>5551029
What did he mean by this
>>5551035
>jaspis
>>5550400
>i fell in love with kiki because i wanted to get to know them better
>>5551029
>>5551009
It was black and white before.
>>5551086
>posting on 4chan without wearing a shirt
Degenerate.
>>5551131
>wearing a shirt in your own home
what are you , fucking gay?
>>5551118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSWHwyweiE&list=RDQ7_jbluF0qo&index=27
I'm about to fall asleep from looking at all this blue X D
>>5551178
>XD
Don't do that
>>5551146
I love you.
>>5551189
nah dog it just an abbreviation.
He was trying to say all the blue X-men Dick was making him sleepy.
He's looking at beast porn on deviantart.
And if you ever leave me.....
Ill kill you.....
>>5551086
I sparred with kiki because I wanted to get to know her better, so pretty similar.
Kiki really reminds me of my big sister, so it's cool.
>>5550400
>I played a game with Garnet because I had nothing better to do
Sounds about right.
>>5550400
I ate donuts with greg because i had nothing better to do.
Gregs a cool guy, i'd eat donuts with him
>>5551213
Yep, still terrifying.
>>5551213
cya bitch
>>5550400
why do you want to know my birthday
>>5551261
he'll backtrace your IP don't tell him
>>5551268
she gets her revenge
>>5551271
kek
>>5551178
Idk about this part, I suck at shading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI&list=RDQ7_jbluF0qo&index=30
>>5551271
I haven't seen this video in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-8yLB1KA9Y
>>5550400
>I sang with lars because he asked me to
God damn it, I hope it's Steven in there at least.
>>5551213
Fool.
>>5551268
>>5551277
fuckin saved, I love cute.
So SlivaGunner ended.
I'm sort of happy? I mean in the last three months except for maybe the past week was shit
>>5551286
Hey, at least you didn't fuse with ONION
Deedee gave the OK for this to be a song about Pearl and Rose. Not sure if it means it will be in the show or if she's fine with the fans interpreting it that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80-VKhB4yGI
>>5551309
>>5551311
Ooh can't wait to listen after class
>>5551319
get off of /sug/ and pay attention you fucking clod.
>>5551311
This was the only other su related song link I had saved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCE1ReHrLU
>>5551311
I think this would be sung in a flashback episode?
>>5550670
Took me way too long and still kinda meh.
>>5551311
I doubt SU would put a copyrighted song from a broadway musical into the show for pearl to sing.
>>5551334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVYx2ziXCLY
choo choo motherfucker
>So, I updated a poll I made ages ago.
Tell me what you think.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11340119
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11340119
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11340119
>>5551329
I can't
I'm addicted to you
>>5551354
THERE'S NO TIME
[shh]she'll grace us with a song someday, anon[/secret]
>>5551354
not yet
>>5551360
I love you too, man. Try not to let it affect your education.
>>5551344
w e w l a d
what if peridot made daily vlogs with her tablet and uploaded them but lapis constantly ruined each of peridot's vlogs but it was for her own good because only autistic retards make daily vlogs
>>5551358
Hydrokinesis is by far the most world changing
But I'd be a freak and kidnapped by the government and experimented on. So I choose Steven's amazing ability to make friends, I max out my charisma in Fallout because it's my fantasy
>>5550467
SU vidya and Yakuza localisations are I want in this world...
>>5551390
why do people always think this? the government isn't just going fucking roll up a citizen and put them a secret area 51 lab.
>>5551413
>he actually believes this
>>5551413
A superpowered being would be targeted by SOMEONE for sure, and often
>>5551413
People expect the humans to have some importance so they go away from the ones we've been focusing on for 5 seasons and hope some stupid secret agency has been watching them.
>>5550519
Armstrong playing Monster Hunter on a 3DS?
>>5551437
what is that hideous creature?
>>5551451
Do you REALLY, ACTUALLY want to know?
>>5551461
i do not, but tell me anyway
>>5551366
You have no right to smile
>>5551390
>not using hydrokinesis to destroy the government before they know you have hydrokinesis
>>5551282
Ok so I figured out how the su crew does shading... imho its much easier to work with them my first attempt.
>>5551354
Didn't Deedee spoil a Lapearl duet + fusion sometime ago?
>>5551499
I don't think the show does shading hardly
>>5551486
>what was hurricane katrina
>>5551502
I think they we're just reenacting some fanart, but if they don't get at least a duet I'll kill myself.
>>5551508
They do, but usually its just in the form of a lighter colored bubble, check the hair in the pic you responded too.
>>5551520
If you were trying destroy the country with katrina you failed horribly.
>>5551521
No it was in some Q&A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipF_FwchgoQ
But yeah the reenacting the fanart part could also be a hint
>>5550519
Pearl dressed as Kiryu from Yakuza grinding Centi's face into the ground like a heat move?
>>5551502
By that logic Paz and Brooks spoiled Jasper and Lapis hugging
>>5551521
>Lapis singing, ever
Uh. Maybe she'll sort of talk along as Pearl sings? But I doubt it would go further then that.
>>5551534
>>5551542
Why would you say such depressing things?
>>5551534
>>5551561
>>5551542
She'd sing if she got angry or emotional enough, it's crying that she'd never do.
>>5551573
What about vanilla rape
>>5551573
fucking weirdo
>>5551540
>implying that won't happen
Mindful Education pt. 2 incoming
>>5551590
was it rape?
>>5551533
>I would like to see a fusion between Pearl and Lapis that would be so beautiful
It means it's not happening anon, they're already way past season 5 in recording.
>>5550519
Priyanka as the good doctor if you don't mind
>>5551590
I read that as "vidalia rape" Either way no thanks.
>>5551611
Coming in season 6 confirmed :^)
>>5551534
>>5551616
>no tentacle rape
>no vanilla rape
>no vidalia rape
What are you?
>>5550467
>>or video games
What would your ideal SU video game be, /sug/?
You're allowed to name games you really like but with Steven Universe.
>>5551616
I got you bud
>>5551534
Stop.
>>5550519
Lars's mom dressed as the wandering samurai from Yojimbo please.
>>5551596
>Jasper bear hugging lapis, peridot and Steven at once
>>5551659
HW trio plus Stevie eventually
>>5551646
Sucrose would like you to be more open minded.
Up next: sexual harassment in the workplace
>>5550377
>tfw you flirt with your friend that reminds you of lapis a bit and they stop talking to you.
>>5551590
My first thought was who drew this, then few seconds later it him me, it was me.
Totally forgot i even drew this.
>>5551659
Her words say "happily reformed," but her eyes say "I'm in hell please end my suffering"
>>5551659
But anon that would make fusion
>>5551673
W H E N
H
E
N
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5551686
Pink Diamond is never coming back
>>5551673
>>5551689
Yeah its hard for me to draw huge hands on characters, it just feels wrong when im drawing.
>>5551706
>Pokemon GO
>ifunny
No
>>5551711
I'm the opposite. Chunky limbs and large hands come naturally, whereas I actually have to put effort and care into more feminine figures
>>5551728
Well, I got it from here, so blame whoever posted it the first time.
>>5551739
Indexer failed you
He must be punished.
So I just read up on how Shadow of Mordor was originally a LoK game and now I'm super depressed.
How's your day been /sug/?
>>5551739
What even is that Garnet picture anyway.
>>5551760
okay so far, probably will start getting requests again later
>>5551704
>posting the wrong character
>>5551760
Lost a good chunk of progress while playing through Azure Striker 2.
Debating whether to lazy it off till i feel motivated to play it or just get it back.
>>5551411
Go to bed Darcy
>>5550400
>I fused with Rainbow Quartz because I wanted to get to know them better.
>>5550400
I sang with blue diamond because we enjoy each others company.
it's a little ironic because April 22 is earth day
I love you faggots, have a gift.
http://pastebin.com/L1ypDL83
>>5551930
Aw thanks. Love you to.
>>5551930
I got you a copy of onion gang standalone on DVD, no jewel case either
>>5551959
i wasn't paying attention and thought that was a yoshi in the thumbnail at first
>>5551974
Sardonyx can be anything you want her to be
If you think about it, it seems like shit is going to hit the fan if Steven's existence gets back to Homeworld. By gem standards he's a terrible biological weapon. Able to fuse with not just gems, but also biological entities. Has all the power of his gem parent, possibly hybrid vigor. Can reproduce sexually.
Seems like they'd move with all force possible to glass Earth, because if he gets offworld it's kind of all over for pure gems.
>>5551760
Finished Witcher 3 today. Clocked up 185 hours and have 1 achievement left to earn. That was good.
Nephew got second degree burns after knocking over a pot of boiling water. That was shit.
>>5551985
Fusing with organic life hardly is anything too great, and you're making a lot of assumptions about Steven.
Plus I doubt HW knows the details behind sexual anything
>>5551999
She looks like she upchucked all over herself
>>5551985
I legitimately want to know how big Homeworld is after all the bullshit.
It can't be as great as it used to be.
It HAD to take some hit in it's society and amount of gems it has.
>>5551999
How old is your nephew?
>>5551985
> he's a terrible biological weapon
As if organics would make a gem more of a threat instead of a deformed mutant. They'd likely want to wipe out the freak. His existence is insulting.
>>5552001
>Fusing with organic life hardly is anything too great
If you only consider humans, maybe (though Stevonnie is kind of a beast compared to her constituent parts) but who knows what else is out there in the universe? Perhaps the Ripper Beasts of Q'chan aren't a threat because they spend so much time killing each other. But if you gave them rational thought...
so, there was a thread in /tg/ about Gemworld fluff. I want to try to make some fafinc about it. Is there a good source for everything related to SU? I don't want to watch every fucking episode. I am not a massochist.
>>5550400
Read a book with Jasper because I lost a bet.
>>5552031
>As if organics would make a gem more of a threat instead of a deformed mutant.
Two little kids beat up the best soldier Homeworld produced.
>>5551358
>Updated
So tell me where Peridot's ferrokinesis is at than?
Would have voted for Hydrokinesis and/or ultimate friendship skills though, but since this poll in not complete I ain't vote for anything :^)
>>5550519
wait, what is she doing and why is she so happy?
>>5552049
So can the two worst gems mashed together. Fusion is just plain OP
>>5552052
Blue Diamond promised Bloops a special treat after completing the task
>>5552024
Five. He learned an important lesson.
>>5552057
>Two worst gems
I don't know, Super speed and levitation with future vision can already be OP if it was used right.
Ruby i can't excuse though.
>>5551985
Maybe white diamond will send an assasin...
>>5552078
i think he was talking about smokey quartz
>>5552084
I kind of want ONE to do an episode of SU now...
>>5552052
She's trying to eat a popsicle, but she's holding it wrong. Silly Blue Pearl!
>>5552092
Oh.
Get's kinda hard to tell that sometimes.
biggest mixed message or unclear moral in the show so far?
>>5552078
Possible futures.
She'so fucked that up before. She saw Steven and her becoming closer instantly, instead he became so paranoid he was almost struck by lightning but they bonded then. She saw Steven landing safely to give them all a hug, instead he shit real hard and made Pearl sad.
Her future vision is iffy since there are so many possibilities, so she can always get stuff wrong even if the general outcome is almost the same.
>>5550400
>I played a game with Lars because I lost a bet
>>5552127
Gar "three's a crowd" "I'm an entire individual completely seperate from Ruby and Sapphire" net.
>>5552134
I mean combat wise though.
Garnet doesn't have all her components powers which would make her incredibly broken.
But Garnet's future vision could help determine and counter attacks.
But if i were to describe a way for Sapphire to be broken, i'd say, long range projectiles, attack when there's a opening, predict and counter incoming attacks. Of course it requires Sapphire to be good at combat which judging by the show, will probably not be the case.
>>5552163
Gar "I'm spreading a totally false message for Fusion" net
>>5552127
The New Lars
>>5552186
>garnet
>"fusion is all about love and trust"
>everyone else
>"it makes me stronger"
You ever wonder if Garnet know's that her views are completely wrong as she's the only on who follows them?
>>5552233
Fucking hell
>>5552258
>>5552258
A gem falling in love with another gem is cheating at life
>an alexandrite malachite or Sugilite that never falls apart
>>5552258
Stevonnie
>>5552258
Garnet can always see it as a form of love and trust.
But that's not what bothers me.
It's the fact she tries so hard to exclaim fusions are completely new entities, which isn't wrong, but she tries to say it's more then just the sum of the fusion's parts.
Maybe strength wise, but all the fusions have had some things that are directly from the components carry over.
Some of which are exactly what they need to even function properly.
>>5552233
I still don't know what the moral is.
Don't date emotionally retarded douches? It's okay to kidnap people because they'll forgive and date you later? Jacking it to chubby girls the night before will leave you waking up with a little boy inside you?
>>5552298
Maybe she's retarded?
>>5552313
The moral is:
Weird shit happens, sometimes trying to help can hurt. Be responsible with power.
>>5551635
Persona 4, but with Steven Universe.
>>5552345
Her "entitled" opinion because she's been a fusion longer then anyone else has so she thinks it's correct.
No one has the balls to tell her it's wrong though because they'll get btfo'd for how they haven't been through what she has, and they don't understand her.
>>5552358
Reminded of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiN3GPI3z0E
>>5552368
Bitch you barely talk to anyone but Steven, of no one understands you. Maybe you could try talking to the friends you've known for hundreds of years instead of Steven who you only knew for 14 years you egotistical, narcissistic cunt.
>>5551635
Sons of Liberty, but with Steven Universe.
Fortune Lapis would be hot af.
>>5552084
Post your shitty oc's might draw some of them
>>5550377
Why do I keep taking these quizzes when I know I won't like the answer <.<
>>5552368
>>5552411
>Garnet talks fusion with Lapis
Man, that confrontation would be even more intense than Pearl/Lapis.
Lapis is a fusion criminal
>>5552432
> <.<
Don't do that.
>>5552452
s-source?
>>5552452
To be honest, the gem Lapis is probably gonna get close with is Garnet.
Amethyst is already buddy buddy with Peridot.
Pearl would be despised for keeping her inside her gem.
Garnet seems like a likely candidate by simple trial of elimination.
>>5552452
garnet doesn't really give a fuck about the fusion problems of others as long as it doesn't affect her, if anything she'll help with relationship problems of Malachite
>>5550749
the only time zuke's drawn jasper in the show is Chille Tid and possibly some storyboard revisions in the return and jailbreak
>>5552474
>>5552496
Are you intentionally implying Jasper and Pearl might end up being good friends?
Jaspearl confirmed?
>>5552560
jaspearl is deader than dead, they'll just be PTSD war-buddies
>>5552560
>Intentionally
Nah, just your garbage mind thinking otherwise.
Jasper is dead ;)
>>5551706
>>5551739
>i got it from here
from /co/ you mean
don't save images with ifunny watermarks
no, removing the watermark doesn't fix the issue
>>5550749
Zukesper is CUTE
>>5552277
>>5552481
Ah found it
http://sesamedi.tumblr.com/post/148192245924
>>5552710
tyvm
>>5552626
>>5552710
>>5551901
This guy gets it!
Fall bomb when? Also should we be checking on CN Anything for anymore possible leaks
>>5552803
Imagine braiding Jasper's 2 tons of thick fluffy quartz pride
How big is Lapis' penis?
>>5552848
It's feminine, I assume.
>>5552848
26 centimeters of pure fuckstickery.
>>5550400
I Sparred with Yellow Diamond because I had nothing better to do.
>>5552452
>>5552848
too big for jappers
>>5552848
>I thought I was a brute, but you...you're a monster.
>>5552432
>tfw Garnet
not bad
>>5552911
Then why does she crave it again so bad?
>>5552995
She loves the rush of the struggle to take it all.
>>5553011
She always did like a challenge
>>5553043
I remember Raven liking the comic this came from on tumblr. It was basically jaspidot
Wish I could find it
>Get depressed
>Binge on SU
>try writing subtle self insert fic to see if I feel better
>Get annoyed at them getting to be happy instead of me and trash it
When is this hiatus going to be over damn it
>>5552889
i just realized
>fuckstick
>stick that does fucking
>AKA a penis
>>5553097
Write action instead
>>5553139
Define action
>>5553097
find something else to do with your life
>>5553167
Hot Diamond on Diamond action with a dash of FLCL vibes thrown in
>>5553167
A kind of story here you have no room to make excuses/feel jealousy
>>5551612
Here you go
>>5553198
Time to write about homeworld winning the war
>>5553227
Amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgoyUxo61Vg
Will we ever be this HYPE again?
>>5552070
That's really unfortunate, man. Hope he's ok.
Everyone, I'm Steven.
>>5553299
We need PURE hype mate.
That commercial was filled with lies.
>>5553299
I don't know man, that was pretty fucking hype.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzPQ9oMMF8
>>5553308
>>5553333
nice numbers
>>5553350
best digits I've ever had.
>>5553361
We were played like a damn fiddle, it was just a marketing ploy to overhype the fans.
>>5553361
Don't forget about the Bismuth commercial and "A new member of the Crystal Gems!"
What a crock of shit.
>>5550377
Happy birthday, Bob!
>>5553380
And it worked.
I mean, to be fair, malachite vs alexandrite was pretty fucking awesome. They way overhyped the whole "four week special event" thing though.
>>5553406
That combined with Ian miscalculating when Bismuth would air is an unfortunate combination.
>he said we'd have Bismuth in the fall in an interview
>>5553389
>i'll never be lapis lazuli
J U S T
>>5553427
It managed to deliver more than Gem Drill did, though it leaked really badly during the long hiatus (and proof of Malachite unfusing, essentially, in the Barn Mates leak back in January)
>>5553406
>Wasn't even a new member for the time she was with them, but an old member come back again.
>>5553389
>dreaming about being stuck in a termite-ridden barn with an autistic Flatwoods Monster midget
Poor Colin!
>>5553439
Don't you know August is basically fall? No new episodes until next year.
>>5553481
That was cn's fault. I remember watching the show on cartoon network around the peridemption arc, and they fucking had that promo of peridot giving lapis a present between gumball and steven universe. I mean, what the fuck guys?
>>5553505
He's knows the future of the show, Lapis is probably cool and with it by then
>>5553507
>August is basically fall
>>5553505
>has god-tier powers
>very cute and hot
>mental problems that can be used as a crutch for sympathy from white knights
>two autists that would do anything for you
>can be a NEET with no responsibilities everyday
>the only one that's "safe" from dog fucker
>blue
>CAN FLY
i wish i was lapis
>>5553509
>spoiling one of the most major threads of the show 5 months early
>on live TV, not even some subsection of the Internet like the SWI leak on the CN UK site
A goof bigger than malachite standing up straight on her hindhands
>>5553589
>NEET Lapis
>>5553537
it is though
>>5553589
>can be a NEET with no responsibilities everyday
Even if I'm wrong (I'm not) I'm still blaming Zuke for this.
>>5553626
>Autumn begins with the vernal equinox which is in late September
>This somehow equates to August
if her regular stripes are often humanized as vitiligo, what would the humanized equivalent of lingering corruption be?
>>5553673
It's always Zuke's fault.
>>5553299
In Too Deep was a mistake, it already added unnecessary hype for the Cluster that wasn't needed and amped people up so much that they were disappointed with a string of episodes that were pretty good.
>>5553688
AIDS, or literally any other STD.
>>5553675
>vernal equinox
yo, you feel that?
https://youtu.be/BS-oRydlnCE?t=2m30s
>>5553715
What does AIDS "look" like?
>>5553734
Like Andrew Hussie wasn't a hack
>>5553715
You really couldn't think of anything better, like leprosy or something? Really?
>>5553734
Like a black person.
>Turn on tv
>SU is on
>Beach City Drift rerun
This needs to stop.
>>5553753
werewolf AIDs?
I drew this while a friend was over. Going to do some requests from yesterday now.
>>5553734
google AIDS patient on google images.
don't actually though, because it's kind of gross.
>>5553784
>Expecting CN to stop rerunning filler after they forced the crew into shitting out so much of it
Haha! Never going to happen.
>>5553784
Not wanting to watch Beach City Drift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNt8E8EWrA
Just fuck off forever.
I'm going to run literal viruses on my PC because I'm an idiot
Wish me luck
>>5553753
If "lingering corruption" means she can't fuse then yeah, it'd be like an STD. I wasn't talking about her physical appearance.
>>5553814
Silly uneventful barn episodes should constitute as filler. People would love it. Why isn't there more gem filler, without any plot or lore?
>>5553844
please don't
>>5553844
why
>>5553868
I really, really, REALLY want to play attack on titan
But I don't have 60 bucks to throw away right now
>>5553858
People with STDs have sex all the time, it's how they spread in the first place.
>>5553860
>Why isn't there more gem filler
I don't know, but I really wish there was. It's what made season 1's filler so tolerable, because at least it wasn't 100% focused on uninteresting townies.
>>5553887
Oh so pirated version you think might have viruses?
>>5553801
>fresh red splotchiness and wart looking bumps
>on top of vitiligo
>6'+ big boned woman
Human jasper would be terrifyimg
>>5553887
Just play the fan game, it's better anyway.
>>5553832
It's a shit episode with everyone getting weirdly pissed at a guy being a slight tool.
>>5553890
She'd have to remain abstinent for the rest of her days, lest she give Lapis the Fusion Clap.
I've been a NEET for almost a year now after collage and and now going into full time for the last 2 months.
Guys wtf is this? How do I cope?
>>5554024
>blue waffle takes on a whole new meaning
>>5553844
Good luck and screencap for us
>>5553860
It's named Steven universe so they have to shoehorn him in somehow.
>>5554102
I mean, Steven is a gem too.
>>5554102
He's in every fucking episode, what the fuck does that have to do with the other gems no longer being present during filler these days?
>>5554078
You've made your bed, now lie in it.
>>5553860
Because we need to check up on how Lars and Sadie are doing, and we need to know about Mr. Smiley's inconsequential past and Onion's autism adventures.
>>5554078
>Falling for the job meme
>>5554102
Steven doing something like this with the barn autists would be more entertaining than townie shit
>>5554158
>Instead we get fudge packing comedians and autistic out of town children
>>5554078
Congratulations, I'd be happy if I were you. Even if it's a shitty job or it'll suck the time out of your life, only 2 months won't kill you.
Start a schedule to eat and sleep/wake in certain times, stay hydrated. Do your best and you'll grow used in no time. If you ain't an autistic mess, try to meet new people who could help you to get more jobs in the future.
>>5554158
My god
I can't tell if Zuke or tang drew that. They've been gradually melding together for months at this point
>>5554182
>only 2 months
If only this were true.
>won't kill you
That which doesn't kill you just makes you wish it had.
>>5554192
they've probably fused multiple times already ;^)
>>5554192
It's an amalgamation of trash
>>5554158
>lapis defeated a raccoon the same way she dispatched the Ruby ship
>killing animals
Lapis confirmed for future serial killer.
>>5550400
>I fell in love with Amethyst because I love them
No shit.
>>5554231
it was "defeated" anon
>>5554118
Because in Steven's universe there are only townies and Connie now
>>5554246
Dead? Paralyzed? Immobilized?
>>5554231
*serial killer, rapist and pedophile
>>5554214
You'll have money, if anything. And don't worry, being alive is already a death sentence.
>>5554282
This gem does it all.
>>5554287
The big question is: will we get the Get?
>>5554273
It was held down with the weight of the planet's ocean.
>>5554414
lapidot will
>>5554414
No, it will be a furry GET.
Where's everybody?
>>5554426
>fucked up last time
>trying again
>>5554437
I am right here with you.
AIN'T
>>5554421
That's not how lapis "defeats" things, that's how she keeps prisoners. Lapis smacks and punches things to death
>mirror gem
>ocean gem
>barn mates
>AaS
>>5554466
CHECK THESE
>>5554437
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWjERwhqcYo
>>5554448
>>5554466
hail to the king
>>5554483
WIFEY
>>5554491
of shit taste
>>5554462
NEIN
>steven gets upset at the thought of killing even a beetle
>intentionally launches a bunch of rubies into the vacuum of space, leaving them to float around forever and condemning them to a fate worse than death
what is wrong with this child?
>>5554506
The beetle wasn't a threat.
>>5554506
at least they're not dead :^)
>>5554467
Knowing Lapis, the raccoon probably reminded her of Jasper for absolutely no reason, which means that poor animal is probably paste on the barn wall by now.
Hey guys, serious question: Do you Believe In Steven?
>>5554506
A lifetime of being brainwashed into believing the gems' lies about who he should be gathered from their fragmented and biased opinions of his mother.
>>5554506
That beetle wasn't armed with a knife with the intent to carve his gem out of his stomach.
>>5554499
>That cap is what
>>5554525
Leggy was pure and sinless, she did nothing wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4ZJWQsbJ4
>>5554533
>raccoons have stripes
Jasper confirmed for woodland animal.
>>5554563
Neither were the five Rubies inside the moon station.
>>5554543
never did, the little fucker
>>5554533
it was in the stripes and eyes
>he likes persona
fuck off jojo ripoff
>>5554578
>a five-way Ruby fusion isn't a threat to Steven's safety
Steven shouldn't have tried to pull a cool guy move by opening the airlock.
>>5554625
It wasn't when they had four potential fusions all more than capable of breaking apart their fusion and taking them out of the equation without sending them off into the void of space forever.
>>5554605
>pls gib fusion
Is there an episode you hated so much you never want to watch again?
>>5554655
Thanks, Stets.
>>5554667
gibe de fus pls b0ss
>>5554675
FBZ, Onion Gang
>>5554625
Sardonyx should have secured Steven's safety first instead of being so reckless and retarded. Elegant my ass.
>>5554675
Cat fingers because I fucking despise cats
>>5554698
Seconding
Now older filler is looking better than ever
>>5554700
>Four arms
>Only using two of them for the hammer
>Decides to throw up double peace signs with her others instead of grabbing Steven
>>5554675
Barn Mates and The New Lars
>>5554731
>sardonyx worst fusion reason #1679
>>5554731
>OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>5554731
literal shit fusion, Sugilite would've done better
>>5554700
It's all about sardonyx's fat ass not yours
I liked Onion Gang because the girl with a pot in head...
>>5554794
Sugilite would've destroyed the entire goddamn moonbase.
>>5554809
>girl
>>5554809
>I liked an extremely minor part of an episode
>>5554809
>girl
>boy
>they
>it
>>5554809
I liked Last one out of beach city because lesbians
>>5554815
Sugilite already destroyed the budget so the set isn't a big leap
>>5554675
Onion Gang gave me a chuckle at one point honestly.
If I EVER have to watch Sadies Song again, I might just kill myself
>>5554848
>she could destroy the moon
>>5554565
Um...
>>5554817
>>5554826
>>5554827
Sorry it wasn't my intention, it looked like a girl to me...
>>5554820
That's what happens when the episode is shit.
>>5554838
This, desu
Is there anything Opal CAN'T do?
>>5554851
At what point was that? The only chuckle it got out of me was a sardonic one at the end when I realized this is how we were going into the hiatus.
>>5554889
Speak
>>5554910
Or remember her own name
>>5554885
it's okay,anon
we forgive you
>>5554889
remember important stuff
>>5554910
>All I wanna do, is see you turn into...
>I don't have it.
>*sigh*
>>5554910
BURNED SO BAD SHES NOW FIRE OPAL
>>5554927
Not bad at all...
>>5554889
stay fused for more than 20 minutes
>>5554927
>Steven gives up and just bubbles bismuth, doesn't try to hash everything out with the other gems present as a deterrent to her sperging out again
What a waste
>>5554941
Ruby+Opal fusion when?
>>5554984
>what is a guest voice
>>5554997
A mistake.
>>5554997
Oh please, a chimp could do a better job than Uzo.
>>5554997
Aren't lapis and peridot often marked as "additional voices" or something like that in credits? And Estelle is also a famous person
>>5554997
expensive
>>5554988
>alexandrite without sapphire
>>5555024
Lapis's and Peridot's VAs are no-names that can come in at any time for an adequate fee, and Estelle is doing charity work. Bismuth's VA costs a shit ton and is already busy with a live-action show
>>5555056
But Sapphire IS alexandrite.
>>5555061
So because they once again made an awful choice for a voice actor that excuses shit writing?
>>5555056
No, I hate doctors.
>>5555090
Yes, just like with all the other fusions.
>>5555082
>The two largest fusions are now the two smolest gems
Pottery
/sug/,you're a CRYSTAL GEM
>>5555051
>You'll never die by multiple pelvic fractures thanks to Sugulite
The depression sets in...
>>5555090
What about Alexandrite's voice actress? I'd never heard of her until I saw this show.
>>5555153
NUTSHACK
>>5555153
TRIED SO HARD BUT IN THE END
>>5554997
>They could get a non expensive decent VA and do something decent with the character in the long run
>Nah son guest voices!
>>5555140
>No Pearl
Objectively better team.
>>5555178
AND STEVEN
>>5554899
When they were stacked in a trench-coat and flashed the person. I mean, I wasn't on the floor laughing, but I at least got some entertainment out of it
>>5555140
I'm a what?
>>5550400
blah
>>5555153
ARE CHRISTIANS
>>5555178
>>5555196
>>5555208
JASPEARL OR BUST
>>5555215
A FUCKING BUG!
KILL IT
>>5550793
>ending up with
romance doesn't have to that serious, people can just date and not end up with anybody
>>5555215
A crystal gemmmmmmmm~
>>5555230
dead as fuck
Homeworld is a Dyson Swarm.
>>5555230
I LIKE BUSTS
>tfw you will never be able to get a BJ from centipeetle
>tfw you will never be able to feel the agonizing pain of her acid melting your penis
>>5555204
>>5555201
>do something decent with the character in the long run
I'm starting to think they never plan on doing this for any character.
>>5555217
Wow I responded to that thinking it was a roll
I'm sleepy
>I fused with Bismuth because I felt like it
sure sounds like me
>>5555250
i'm a WHAT?!
>>5550400
I played a game with Rainbow Quartz because I had nothing better to do.
>>5555250
What is she chewing on
>>5555140
But where am I gonna put the star?
>>5555250
I remember when this was first leaked, was a happy NEET back when log date was previewed. Now I work and have responsibilities, sad times.
Lets hope NYCC can show something cool.
>>5555318
your butt
So what do you think, was Bismuth a crystal gem even before Pearl was? fom what she said that she was more crystal gem than anyone else made me think that
>>5555318
On your back so bismuth knows where to stab
>>5555341
My butt? Why does it have to be my butt?
>>5555318
In your mouth
spam lapidot for get
>>5555342
No, she just sounded like she was a self-righteous cunt who thought her ideals were what what it truly meant to be a crystal gem.
>>5555352
LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG
>>5555381
How chaotic would it have been had bismuth managed to kill Rose?
>>5555381
but if the star is in your mouth, what am I supposed to d with bofa?
>>5555352
Who could be behind THIS post?
>>5555368
fashion
>>5555388
She tried to kill Rose and had a temper tantrum when her kid didn't think it'd be a great idea to murder people
>>5555415
>Steven "Bismuth" Universe
>>5555388
>BLM
>did nothing wrong
>>5551655
late request
gets don't matter
>>5555415
>>5555482
>in4 bismuth gets murdercocked
Does Steven know Haoshoku Haki?
>>5555476
completely justified
>>5555500
irrelevant
get?
>>5555532
>>5555584
>
why even try man
>>5555537
post gem dick
>>5555606
Is that fanart of Bismuth?
>>5555602
lies and slander
>>5555657
kill yourself
>>5555584
it's ok anon, you tried and that's what counts
>>5555657
ugh gross
>>5555657
4/10 nutsack not nearly sweaty enough
>>5555695
Shut up, faggot
>>5555584
http://www.strawpoll.me/11342367
>>5555707
make me faggot, i'll suck your dick
>>5555657
why not gem doc?
In Mr. Greg
>Greg wore a long white coat
>Pearl wore an all-black tux
Opposite colors
>during the song, Greg turned yellowy
>and Pearl turn shades of blue
Oppsite colors
In Log Date
>drama between the blue tear drop bearing Paulette, and the yellow diamond bearing Percy
Opposite colors
Lapis and Jasper are also of opposite palettes.
SU is big on color symbolism. They are playing with the idea of strongly contrasting colors representing a clash/big drama between characters. Bet you there's something going on with Blue and Yellow Diamond.
>>5555769
I can get behind this
>>5555777
>inb4 color chart
>>5555777
Diamond love
See you after the hiatus /sug/
If camp pining hearts was real would you watch it?
>>5555777
>Bet you there's something going on with Blue and Yellow Diamond.
>implying we already don't know this
>>5555850
>>5555845
>would you watch a sappier version of TDI
No.
PAGE 10
>>5555678
make me
>>5555850
Lapiss
>>5555850
they're not kids,anon
just short and retarded
>>5555777
They also all relate to romance one way or another. Greg/Pearl and loving Rose, Paulette/Percy making out, Lapis/Jasper framed as an abusive relationship, BD/YD well... we'll find out
>>5555882
more like degrassi
>>5555850
>Hundreds of years old
>Soldiers
You reatard, [spoilersworkpls]I AM WOOD[/spoiler]
>>5555923
>implying I watch shit like that
>>5555895
And?
PENIS LOL XD
>>5555920
>>5555943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-K9CTQHhY
>>5556036
I can't stand the 1000 year old loli argument either but they really don't come off as kids to me
Just short and dumb
Do you infantilize real short and/or dumb people too?
will stevens gem ever get cracked?