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/sug/ Steven Universe General - Post Gem Doc Edition
Last Thread: >>5550377
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/co/: http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
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>>5555963
Jasper is fat
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NEVER AGAIN
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS LOL XD
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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
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But what if Steven's penis gets in the way?
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Here we go.
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I'M GAY
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>>5556031
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The blue gem's butt!
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>>5556029
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>>5556008
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>>5554378
I wish I got cash
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>>5555989
rude
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Nth for peridot is best gem
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but what if her cunny gets in the way?
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PEEEEENIS LOL XD
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>>5554499
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>>5556081
we get it you like dick
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>>5556067
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>>5556043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
>pearl as le receding hairline man
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>>5556079
It will.
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Jasper is for _____
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>>5556043
HEY SAME HERE
BUT DO YOU WANT THE VAGOO OR THE PONOS IS THE QUESTION
FOR ME, I'M THE LATTER
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>>5556127
Bubbling
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>>5556110
>there are now two Eyeballfags picking on Docfag
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>>5556110
>>5556149
I can take it
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>>5555388
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>>5556127
rape
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>>5556127
beating up gems not her own size to make herself feel like less of a failure
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>>5556161
C-captain, I...
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>>5556127
Fugging
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>>5556076
Holy shit they are trying to beat out Brideake in thiccness
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>>5556166
Well, I think I just found a new ship to sail.
Thanks for that, anon.
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>>5556169
Not her fault other gems didn't turn out as perfect as her.
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>>5556164
Couldn't kill a fat lady and got killed by her own sword twice
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>>5556166
>this will never happen
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>>5556190
no problem
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>>5556196
Eh, fair enough. But that doesn't mean she has to be a dick about it.
>inb4 faggot
She could just talk out her problems instead of beating people up, with essentially does nothing to help her.
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>>5556211
It real does make you feel bad
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>>5556196
You're right. It's THEIR fault.
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Lappy makes me happy
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>>5556211
good for jasper
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>>5556238
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Go to fanfiction.net and find the worst OC you can
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>>5556251
Bullshit.
She needs a big, strong gem that can match her in strength so she doesn't have to keep stalking little gems.
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>>5556221
Is she trying to do her eyebrows?
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>>5556221
>"A kindergartener can tell a lot about a gem's make up and flaws by their exit marks."
>make up
Jasper, you didn't need to get all gussied up for killing Rose Quatz, you look fine the way you are.
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>>5556228
She demoralizes her enemies to get the edge in battle
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>>5556296
eyeliner
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Game's pretty good
It's still plagued by the fact it's a musuo of sort, but the movement improvements sure helped out on that
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>>5556299
That's actually a smart thing to do. And we even see this when she talks down to Amethyst when they fight.
But still, it won't help her feel better about her self. It's an outlet, a distraction. Not a solution.
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>>5556310
Jasper's a diva
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>>5556095
doc wanted to sit on jasper's lap, Leggy has a childish crush on lapis. they're like a boy scouts troop. in the show they act and look exactly like children
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>>5556313
wait wait hold on wait
>game
what do you mean?
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>>5556346
>girlscout rubies
I want cinnamon Ruby cookies!
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>>5556346
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>>5556350
Polybius
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>>5556386
>Polybius
>nope.jpg
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>>5556386
>Polybius is an arcade game described in an urban legend, which is said to have induced various psychological effects on players. The story describes players suffering from amnesia, night terrors, and a tendency to stop playing all video games
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>>5556393
Scoutmaster Jasper has a nice ring to it
Peridot and Lapis might think she's cosplaying CPH.
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>>5556424
Sorry, I meant Katamari Damacy.
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>>5556436
>tfw jasper and the rubies will never sell you cookies
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>>5556450
>Katamari Damacy
>notthismemeagain.jpg
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Hearing reports that gem harvest will air on thankgiving...
oh
ohhhh
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>>5556436
>>5556458
Just fucking end my life, famiglia
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>>5556475
source or GTFO
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>>5556458
>Jasper and the Rubies will never open a bakery
>ywn eat Jasper's freshly made pound cake
>ywn kiss the cooks
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>>5556475
Stop fucking with us, we're already broken as it is.
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>>5556478
Someone get Discount on the case!
(if he isn't too busy make his scott pilgrim thing)
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>>5556475
We've already talked about this.
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>>5556488
http://www.mobilenapps.com/articles/19136/20160927/steven-universe-season-4-cancelled-release-date-thanksgiving-day-season-shorts-titles.htm
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>>5556381
it's fine if you're a pedo anon. just don't touch kids and you're gonna be ok. it's important to accept yourself
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>>5556516
don't lerk here as much as I used to
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>>5556517
>canceled
People thought it was canceled?
I mean, we knew it wasn't coming back for a while, but canceled? That's a bit extreme.
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>>5556528
don't diddle the kiddles
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>>5556528
>accepting yourself
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>>5556284
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11501743/1/A-not-so-good-steven-Universe
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>>5556517
>Implies zap2it is a good reliable source for info
>Sources a reddit thread
>Teases about thoughts on the cancellation
>"Nothing set in stone"
>Just gives us titles we already saw
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>>5556528
>accepting being a criminal
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>>5556581
>Thoughts are a crime now
You must be British.
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>>5556576
yeah its nothing official, but gem harvest being a thanksgiving themed episode just clicked.
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>>5556594
illegal thoughts
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>>5556581
do things to an actual child it' a crime. having a fucked up condition isn't
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>>5556546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmDcCpD1gc
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>>5556635
thoughts are just thoughts m8
chill
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will stevens gem ever get cracked?
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>>5556635
Better call the thought police on them.
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>>5556665
good boys don't do drugs
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>>5556581
>implying fantasies are a crime
>implying fapping is a crime
It's a crime to go out and have set with children. It's another thing to satisfy your urges through porn.
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>>5556635
How's the weather in Airstrip One?
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>>5556628
I know, but holy JUST that fucking article.
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>>5556594
>>5556645
>>5556659
>>5556690
>pedo apologists
don't worry I'm fucking with you, but the fact of the matter is that, legal or not, being a pedo is fucked and you're going to be universally reviled no matter where you go.
>>5556690
you'd better be careful about that, because it IS a crime in some places, and satisfying those urges with actual child porn is not a victimless crime.
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>>5556690
isn't child pornography also illegal tho?
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>>5556729
cartoon cp is illegal in some places, actual cp is illegal pretty much everywhere.
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>>5556729
If it's an actual child, yes. I wouldn't think it'd be illegal if it was just a drawing or a fictional story.
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http://meggadoodle.tumblr.com/post/151170908680/something-dumb
MG comic
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>>5556750
you better check the laws in your country, mate.
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>>5556729
But loli isn't in some places, BUT THAT JUST BRINGS US BACK TO SQUARE ONE
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>>5556722
>being a pedo is fucked and you're going to be universally reviled no matter where you go.
Oh shit, I guess I shouldn't have gotten "I'm a pedophile" tattooed on my forehead then.
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wait, its pedo to be attracted to the rubies? fuck I masturbated to them a couple of times. Oh well I've never been attracted to actual kids so I'm good.
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>>5556786
Yeah that was probably a bad call, anon.
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>>5556772
Yeah, I probably should.
Still, that seems kinda unfair to them. We all need to get off, no matter how disgusting it may be.
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>>5556801
Use your own brain and your own logic, tool
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>>5556722
>moralfag
literally kys so the world can be a better place :)
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>>5556801
If you're not a pedo you're not a pedo. Don't fall for the meme.
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>>5556801
no,people are just being delusional again
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>>5556839
You'd better not hope for that, bud, because if I do I'm taking some pedos with me.
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>>5556801
You like what you like. If you are a pedo, congratulations and enjoy the Loli.
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>>5556801
Nah, its just one person stiring up shit. I mean they're not children and don't even look like them, they are just short red people.
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Why y'all must spoil the threads to people who don't give a fuck?
You want to police what people fap to? Go to Tumblr, go to hell, go to wherever FFS
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>>5556805
Oh wait, I just thought of the perfect fix.
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>>5556948
>Go to Tumblr, go to hell
Same diff
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>>5556801
didn't pearl said that gems don't age in too many birthdays?
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this is now a blue thread
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>>5556722
Where do you think you are?
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>>5556948
If they didn't give a fuck then they wouldn't have let it get spoiled for them.
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>>5556722
the legal system it's fucked up m8. molesters deserve punishment, not some random person who has never committed a crime and can't even talk about it with their psychiatrist cause the system created a situation where having a mental disorder it's a crime
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>>5556954
fucking genius
>>5556948
I don't mean it. One dude brought it up, obviously as a joke because it's the exact same thing we've been through ever other day. I just continued it because I think it's funny.
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>>5557010
Yes Captain!
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>>5557010
A blue human, a novelty
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Love you /sug/
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I fap to people fucking animals and rape and
>but I'm good since I'm not a pedo, ok?
ok?
o-ok?
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>>5557106
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>>5557110
REAL ACTUAL live depicted rape? REAL ACTUAL animals in porn? That's bad
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>>5557015
>the system created a situation where having a mental disorder it's a crime
Fucking this
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>>5557106
y-you too
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>>5557087
i can't hear you!
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Are there any laws about fucking Aliens anyway
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>>5557153
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>>5557161
You just have to be a musician.
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>>5557171
>caring about furries
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>>5557015
>tfw you really are
sucks, but not much I can do about it.
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>>5557161
Yes
You must always cum inside, no questions asked
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I missed the /sug/ poster hunger games from last night because the anon running it was taking forever to set it up and I fell asleep, does anybody have a summary of what happened?
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>>5557239
Seconding this
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>>5557239
he posted a few pictures and then mysteriously vanished
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>>5557239
I tried to watch it, but i fell asleep during.
I was just too tired, it was a long day.
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>>5557171
>not caring about the wellbeing of animals
kys
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>>5557279
You didn't even read my post, did you, you stupid motherfucker.
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>>5557301
Yes I did. You gave a fuck they were an animal fucker.
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That show Steven Universe seems pretty cool...
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>>5557402
Yeah, I can't wait for season 2.
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>>5557402
Never heard of it.
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>>5557402
Too bad it it got cancelled and replaced with Dexter's Lab GO!
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>>5557198
we're on the same boat m8. joke about it here helps for some reason, at least I'm attracted to adults too. things must be really depressing for the people who isn't.
we're gonna be ok anon
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>>5557429
Thanks, man.
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>>5557445
Any more requests?
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Guys, I'm bored. What is there to do?
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>>5557454
Also forgot the cape on this one
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>>5557466
Sit around and wallow in existential dread.
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>>5557466
Your mom
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>>5557428
>Dexter's Lab GO!
>DeeDee is the strong independent female protagonist who solves all the shows problems and Dexter is a misogynist caricature and the butt of every joke
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>>5557466
Kill yourself, for starters.
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>>5557466
Rewatch season 1
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>>5557428
Man I hate all of these GO! remakes, I mean
>Powerpuffs GO!
>Swat Kats GO!
>Camp Lazlo GO!
>Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends GO!
>Destroy Build Destroy GO!
I mean that last one isn't even a cartoon and they got a GO! remake
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>>5557454
Wow I need to erase these better.
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>>5557493
Pokemon
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'Member that show where a black guy asked trivia questions to people while they were riding a roller coaster
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>>5557487
Watching season 1 just makes me more depressed these days because I can see all the potential the show had, yet I know they squandered it all.
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Next Mad Libs
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>>5557493
>Courage the Cowardly Dog GO!
>Samurai Jack GO!
>they acquire the rights to cowboy bepop
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>>5557542
>article of clothing
lingerie
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>>5557472
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>>5557542
>Type of food
Cummies
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>>5557542
Noun: Jasper's gem
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>>5557542
>first name (male)
steven
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>>5557542
>noun
Ian's pissing penis
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>>5557454
Leggy riding a pig?
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>>5557542
>Verb
Shart
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>>5557542
>adjective
horny
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>>5557542
>Verb
lick
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>>5557580
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>>5557649
Is this card legal again? I haven't played in a long time.
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>>5557542
>Plural Noun
Phalli
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>>5557477
>>5557480
>>5557486
>>5557487
Challenge accepted.
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>>5557542
>article of clothing
12 inch strapon
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>>5557668
there's no way that's the plural for phallus
>look it up
the fuck
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>>5557649
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>>5557662
Yea it's legal. Still really good. It's at 1 though.
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>>5557542
>noun
cow
>>
>>5557694
also see: penes
>>
>>5557685
I knew it.
>>
>>5557568
I hate that they started this with anime just cause they could get the rights
>Neon Genesis Evanglion GO!
>FLCL GO!
>GO!GO!s Bizarre Adventure GO!
>Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory's GO!
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>>5557717
What's the new hotness? Is it still OTK city?
>>
>>5557542
>verb
fuck furiously
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>>5557738
>FLCL GO!
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>>5557736
>>5557736
Phalluses is also fine
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>>5557745
I'm not that much in it right now but my friend says it's a little bit slower now.
Only a little. Not as many otks.
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>>5557758
>this is actually happening
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>>5557738
GO!GO!s Bizarre Adventure GO!
>>5557772
Oh wow, that's great. I was sick and tired of the way the game was getting.
>>
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>>5557778
kill me
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>>5557542
>verb
suck in a lewd way
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>>5557792
Will a bayonet do?
>>
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>>5557798
Succ
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>>5557789
Yea it sucked when it was basically all OTK decks. I like that junk synchro is back somewhat as well. It's actually decent at getting out 1st or 32nd turn quasar. Though that's not as good as it was before.
>>
>>5557778
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-03-24/toonami-to-co-produce-2-new-flcl-seasons/.100222
I'm getting some vibes from this, but I'm not sure if they're good or bad
>>
Who is the gem most likely to get pregnant and why is Amethyst?
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>>5557810
I will only accept murder by molten lead being poured inside my genitals.
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>>5557833
Jesus christ this is fucking disgusting.
I mean look at those tits, they're saggy as fuck.
>>
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>>5557485
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>>5557832
Why would she make a womb? She knows how well that went for Rose.
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>>5557833
It's not murder, it's assisted suicide.
>>5557832
Because she's literally made for fuck.
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>>5557832
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>>5557833
>Perifags
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>>5557832
that's a weird way to spell lapis
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Garnet lays an egg
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>>5557908
Can she shapeshift into a Loli?
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>>5557925
*takes a shit
>>
>>5557832
Steven
>>
>>5557908
Stop, this ship is too much for me.
>>
>>5557936
of courshe
>>
>>5557542
2 adjectives left
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>>5557957
Good because I'm a lonely bastard and need a hug.
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>>5557908
She turns into Steven all the time
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>>5557964
salty
>>
>>5557466
git gud in drawing and/or writing
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Tell me su-related puns,/sug/
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>>5557974
if you're lonely, then why are you so picky as to only want to hug a loli? Adults need hugs too.
>>
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>>5557995
>>
>there are literal pedos in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>
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>>5558014
damn the election is a mess
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>>5558025
>There are literal retards breathing RIGHT NOW
You can help fix this though, just stop.
>>
>>5558038
Tell your soul to stop hurting, then.
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>rose never will wreck your ass
why live
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>>5556238
shit's cash
>>
>>5558063
Good point. Kill yourself, fag
>>
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>>5558048
Revote fucking when.
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>>5558025
and?
>>
>there are literal autists in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>
>>5558089
Welcome to 4chan
>>
>>5558063
She's dead.
>>
>there are literal rapists in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>
>>
>>5558110
Lapis is here?
>>
>there are literal people in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>
PLEASE,
LET THERE BE A FILLER EPISODE WHERE THE GEMS FIND SOME WEIRD GEM TOOL THAT GIVES INANIMATED OBJECTS LIFE, AND STEVEN USES THE TOOL ON MC BEAR-BEAR, SO KANYE CAN MAKE A SONG FOR STEVEN UNIVERSE AS MC BEAR BEAR
>>
>there are literal murderers in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>
>>5558129
she's every stevenfag on this thread
>>
>there are people in THIS thread who think Beach City Drift was a good episode
Disgusting
>>
>>5558132
>Filler episode with gem related magic
Not going to happen, we townies now.
>>
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bee penis
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>there are beautiful people in this thread RIGHT NOW
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>>5558149
Right here nigga you want to go?
>>
>there are literal _____ in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>
I'm having an identity crisis, I don't have to add "no new Steven Universe" to the list of problems.
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>>5558168
Fuck off
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>>5558168
Anon, that's so sweet of you!
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>>5557995
Wanting to fuse with Lapis ended up making Jasper WET
Fusing with a dog made Jasper HORNy
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>>5558169
don't mess me with that "triggered Stevonnie cuz someone wanted to dance with her" shit nigga
>>
>>5558171
quartz soldiers
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>>5558146
>Stevenfag
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
>>
>>
>>5558183
He wasn't talking to YOU
>>
>>5558160
hot
>>
>>5556645
Pedos should be locked away, never to see the outside world ever again
>>
>>5558183
he wasn't talking about you
>>
>>5558149
>there are people in THIS thread
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>>5558171
Bologna sandwiches
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>>5558201
fuck off,lapis
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>>5558198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNt8E8EWrA
RAD AF
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>>5558201
fuck off woskis
>>
>there are people in this thread who don't think Amethyst is best gem
What is this SHIT?
>>
>>5558183
poil a cute
>>
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>Pearl will never eat you out while thumbing your quartz clit at vibrator speeds
Why even live?
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>>5556284
One of the single-cringiest fanfics I've ever seen, not just in this fandom. Long and awful. Self-insert/pearl gets a lot of focus in this one.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11186372/1/Shield-of-Humanity
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>>5558201
Go away, tho
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>>5558201
Did someone call us?
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>>5558168
Telling lies makes baby Jesus cry
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>>5558219
>There are people
>>
Ok, meme at me all you want, but there were people in this thread who legitimately ADMITTED to being pedophiles
>>
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>>5556350
AoT:woof if you're still curious
>>
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>>5558257
But I don't want steven to cry!
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>>5558248
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>>5558198
It wouldn't be so bad if it was just that, but instead it went along the lines of Love Letters with having Stevonnie not even able to have a unique personality or outlook, but rather just being an outlet for Steven's feelings. Once again this is reinforcing that fusions aren't anything new, despite that Garnet has repeatedly said they are.
>>
I didn't draw in two weeks so the drawings might look like shit but fuck it, request something
also i am slow as heck so expect it to be late and full colored
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>>5558227
>>5558230
>>5558250
Never. I will post best gem until the world ends.
Or until the next new episode airs.
Whichever comes first.
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>Pearl will never eat you out while thumbing your quartz clit at vibrator speeds with her nostrils
Why even live?
>>
Becky's mom (and dad?)
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>>5558249
I've tried to write self insert fics that aren't cringe fests but it really doesn't work. The only mildly acceptable way to do it is to make yourself a total loser who is only good for being a bullet shield
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>>5558286
Jasper hugging anon
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>>5558267
Anon, stop. I'm going to cry.
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>>5558305
would fug both of them
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>>5558290
Your optimism will never not confound me.
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>>5558219
>there are people
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>>5558248
Bad Pearl a shit, Good Pearl a hit.
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>>5558132
do you not remember the frybo episode
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>>5558333
>there's a thread
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>>5558333
can you imagine all of them?
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>>5558286
Sapphire bashes a motherfucker's head in with brass knuckles.
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>>5556284
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11483088/1/Conflicting-Feelings
This one features a super cool, totally not self-insert male assassin gem who is sent to kill lapis by yellow diamond but ends up spewing really cliché mexican soap opera lines at her instead.
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>>5558303
fuck off,amethyst
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>>5558249
I just self insert as amethyst :p
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>>5558349
those memories are repressed, so now I only have to remember it in my nightmares.
>>
Prophetic crayons never forget
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>>5558286
Jon Arbuckle devouring an eclair
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>>5558329
>confound
The fact that being optimistic is out of the norm for you will always confound me.
Also, have more best gem.
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>>5558353
>there's a
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>>5558353
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>>5558286
Lapis using a computer asking for Steven lewds
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>>5558349
I think he meant actual life, not just able to move around.
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>>5558290
fuck off woskis. go fap to steven futa
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>>5558382
Don't get all holy on me.
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>>5558382
but steven is not a gen
he's a hero
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>>5558329
Grrrr Im edgy and I post Lapis and everything sucks waaaah why is life so bad. Here, you might as well use this pic.
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>>5557542
Anon
Loratio
Raw Burger
Cuck
Fuck
Wife
Kill
Jew
Hard
Strapon
White Knights
Numale
Shill
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>>5558310
I've got no problem with people writing self insert stuff. Really, it's pretty natural to have fantasies about being innyour favorite shows. It's just that when you share them on the internet you open yourself to ridicule.
I happen to consider myself a connoissuer of bad fanfiction, though, so post away.
>>
>>5558412
>steven
>futa
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>>5557792
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>>5558249
>Due to the training and practice he committed himself to in the last two years, Steven had lost a considerable amount of weight, almost seven pounds.
>Seven pounds
>Two years
I mean I guess if it all turned to muscle but still Steven is a fat fuck as it is
>>
>>5558412
Who is this "woskis" guy? Seriously?
>steven
>futa
But he's male so wouldn't he have a penis by default?
>>
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>>5558248
You can't escape
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>>5558286
connie eating a melting popsicle in a lewd way. coconut popsicle
>>
>>5557542
Post finished pls anon
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>>5558446
he would have a vagoo
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>>5558440
>6820x9562
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>>5558415
Too late.
>>5558416
Why not both?
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>>5558446
I think you need this pic more then I do...
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Ross Quars
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>>5558303
http://ooo11.tumblr.com/if you're looking for a source btw
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>>5556346
leggy act likes a kid because it's leggy
sitting in someones lap doesn't make you childish, especially when she was getting the hots from it. lovers sit in each others laps all the time
they do not, especially eyeball, they're just dumb midgets
>>
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>>5558467
I like my Steven the way he is, thank you.
Also, isn't there a term for that? Or is it still considered futa?
>>
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>>5558485
niceeeeeeee
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>>5558473
>implying you'll make a difference
Get over yourself.
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>>5558472
That's the original resolution, minus some quality to be able to post it
The original for this one is 12mb big
you can get to it with the deviantart id at the end of the filename if you want it for whatever reason
fav.me/d9okmgs
>>
>>5558373
>Amethyst
>Pink Pearl
Our Pearl
>Rose Quartz
>Jasper
>Lapis
>Malachite
>sardOnyx
>Peridot
>Smoky Topaz
Used to be (mistakenly) used interchangeably with Smoky Quartz
>Ruby
>Sapphire
>Tiger's Eye
garnet/Steven or Ame/Jasper
>Moonstone
Steven/Lapis or Pearl/Lapis
>Jade
Lapis/Peridot
>Emerald
Peetle
>this crayon set came out when Sucrose was a kid
>>
When is Pearl gonna get some tits for fucks sake?
>>
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>>5558485
ROOOOOSE
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>>5558508
it's still futa
>>
>>5558455
Make that Pearl trying to figure out how to eat a Popsicle instead, and you got yourself a good pic.
>>
>>5558525
At least I'm being honest with myself and not trying to commend to a trash part of the community by being negative all the time.
But you do you.
>>
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>>5558303
>>5558454
>>5558493
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>>5558541
Pearl "had" an ass, but she lost it.
>>
>want to masturbate
>roommate is in the room and won't leave all day
I'm so pent up sugfags.
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>>5558572
I was right about you.
>>
>>5558595
do it in the bathroom
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>>5558584
>>
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>>5558595
>Fell for the roommate meme
>Doesn't have his own room
lel
>>
>>5558595
masturbate with him
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>>5558540
Onyx is going to be the Steven/Garnet fusion
>>
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>>5558595
well maybe he wants to jerk off too
you guys could help each other out
>>
>>5558641
>licking japser's gem
She's healed
>>
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>>5558640
>Garnet
IT COULD'VE BEEN GREAT
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>>5558595
if you're so horny why don't you just have sex with him
>>
>>5558641
gotta leave your phalli at home if you want the numale surprise
I'm fucking crying
>>
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>>5558623
Good for you. I'm going back to posting best gem. Have a good day, anon.
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>>5558641
>ywn fuck furiously as the gems sing happy birthday to steven
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>>5558641
>Ian's pissing penis ice cream
>>
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>>5558686
Do you need assistance, faam?
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>>5558641
>Big Steven's House of Cummies
officially the best mad lib
>>
>>5557231
>Fearing skinwalkers
DUDE
>>
Will someone teach Steven to use Haoshoku Haki?
>>
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>>5558710
fuck who?
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>>5558666
Satan COMMANDS it
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>>5558363
>It was also a male, one of the rarest occurrences in gem history.
Pretty sure the gems have no concept of gender, or at least they didn't until finding out earth residents want to dick all of them
>>
>>5558641
>Shart on Lars
I'm sold.
>>
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>>5558735
Sure, thanks.
>>
>>
>>5558747
the invite was for /sug/, right? I assumed we'd just be fucking each other.
>>
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>>5558641
>please don't wear a lingerie with a big hole in it
my sides
>>
>>5557429
>Tfw you think you were molested as a kid and have a human contact phobia as a result
>Tfw someone you know irl could possibly be a molester, but your not sure how to really tell, or even if you should
>Tfw you just want to play rs all day and not worry about all this bullshit, but someone on /sug just haaaaad to remind you
Why is my life so fucking annoying... also Zaros best god.
>>
>>5558639
The bathroom is communal.
Also my roommate is a girl so it's a no go
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>>5558783
>should do anything*
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>>5558769
Aight my dude.
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>>5558744
I'll shove a busoshoku haki-covered arm up your ass if you don't delete this
>>
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>>5558774
i don't want to fuck a bunch of nerds
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>>5558810
This is khan's ship, but it's not khan.
>>
>>5558800
Fag
>>
>>5558815
Don't you want the Gems to be happy?
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>>5558800
>be cute gril
>see roomate aroused
>he pissed you off yesterday and you want to get even
>decide to hang around the house all day so he can't relieve himself of his sick urges
>>
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>>5558845
i do
but do i really need to fuck sweaty nerds?
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>>5558872
It's the only way.
I mean, you could just not show up to the party, that's an option.
>>
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>>5558872
Fine then don't come anon
>>
>>5558872
If you don't, Pearl will shatter herself.
>>
>>5558847
>Roomate just goes to bedroom to relive themselves.
>>
what color uniform did Ame wear when she was born
>>
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>>5558872
aww come on anon
you'll love my sweaty asshole
>>
>>5558916
She was naked
>>
>>5558755
But then the author couldn't self-insert as a super masculine alien to fuck lapis
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I still don't know if I should believe in Steven.
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>>5558918
Only if it's SPICY
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>>5558859
LOL
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>>5558890
>>5558893
but i want to go to the party!
i wanna lick jasper's gem all day!
i want ian's ice cream!
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>>5558927
BELEEB IN STEBERENO
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>>5558903
On hand, I want to have an orgy with you guys.
On the other hand, I have a way to end pearl...
what a dilemma.
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>>5558686
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>>5558927
kys
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>>5558890
>>5558893
but i want to go to the party!
i wanna lick jasper's gem all day!
i want ian's ice cream!
>>5558903
fine then,i'll come
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>>5558943
Then you have to choose
>no party
>sad gems
>sweaty nerd sex
you have to pick one
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>>5558783
i like girls but i would never touch them.
you should talk with a therapist about that anon
call the cops man
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YES!
YES GOD THERE IS HOPE.
We might get the track from the Lapis/Jasper confrontation in AaS, and the track that went with Jasper's corruption in Earthlings. And who knows what else
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/55dylp/is_there_a_song_from_the_show_you_really_like/
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>>5558949
I wouldn't fuck any of the people on here even if you gave me money.
Shatter POIL
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>>5558972
k,i'll do the sweaty sex
but i'll play polka music all the time
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>>5558926
It should be illegal to write a story like this. The formatting is great for fanfic.net but the content is gutter tier.
>knocks out a gem instead of poofing it
>Painfully obvious foreshadowing that the author feels the need to explain anyway
>Villain drinking earl grey tea
For fucks sakes
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Would you be okay if you woke up tomorrow as a genderbent version of yourself
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>>5558872
but what if i want to fuck a fatty nerd grill?
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>>5559037
As long as I'm still gay and in love with this stud, then I am happy.
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>>5559017
sounds good, see you there.
Dont forget to leave your phalli at home, or you won't get the numale surprise!
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>>5559037
That would be a dream come true tbqh
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>>5559025
It's hilariously bad. I also love how the self-insert's main weapon is a giant gun, just to drive home his edgy manliness even more.
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>>5559044
Steven will always love you, anon!
Even if you're indecisive about him.
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>>5559046
then it's not your lucky day
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>>5559037
I'd be fine if i could choose how I'd look, plus not having to deal with having to reapply for all my ids and shit
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>>5559037
Let's make it /sug/ related, would you be okay if you woke up tomorrow as a gem version of yourself?
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>>5559098
yes
i want to be a quartz
>tfw i'm as thin as a skeleton
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Stupid, sexy Lars.
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>>5559088
>tfw you will never be a 7 foot tall amazon
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>>5559069
but i don't have a penis
score one for me
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>>5559098
Well I'd be the same besides possibly being able to shapeshift and effectively be immortal
>>
ok if we're going to fuck each other can we at least agree to shave and take a shower an hour before?
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>>5559098
>immortality, shapeshifting, presumably a weapon, super strength, no need to breathe, sleep or eat
Sign me the fuck up tbqh
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>>5559166
No wonder you didn't want to join the orgy. If it makes you feel better, most of the people here are fucking faggots anyways.
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>>5559098
I'd do it just for the immortality.
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Why you guys hate this Woskis guy?
I'm lurking his Tumblr and his KYM page and i see nothing wrong with that.
Is he a pedo or something that i should know?
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>>5559185
Man fuck humans. Weak piles of gooey jelly that die in the blink of an eye.
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>>5559076
>Bounty hunter immediately finds bounty and jizzes himself
>Lapis reduced to weak crybaby waifu
>Reviews lapping this shit up
I'm both annoyed and amused. I saw another fic earlier where the self insert gem literally had skeleton hands, was half human, and his mother was named Bloodstone
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>>5559210
This. Why can't I be a quartz soldier so I can serve a Diamond or something?
It'd beat the hell out of my dayjob.
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>>5559098
i hope i'll be serving a cool and alive diamond
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>>5559098
Hell yeah dude. I want to be delicate little blue noble with a team of ruby bodyguards that I can tease and flirt with.
Does anyone want to be my rugged quartz prince?
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>>5559234
Most of the time you'd just be a peacetime soldier, in other words the most boring and humiliating experience imaginable.
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>>5559206
>We
It's just Brad who talks about woskis.
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>>5559234
>See the galaxy
>Have a cause to fight for
>Party and enjoy life when you aren't out on duty
And if you distinguish yourself, they might give you a Pearl, or a Ruby squad to comand
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>>5559230
And then he goes full m'lady white knight and Lapis almost immediately falls for this.
You know. Lapis. Sweet, trusting, sappy Lapis.
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>>5559261
Anything is better than stocking parts and lifting tires for a living. I hate being a laborer sometimes.
Shiiit, I'd make a better Bismuth than a Quartz.
At least I'd get to visit other planets to build on.
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>>5559254
i could literally beat you the fuck down,but yeah,sure
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>>5559254
>Wake up(?)
>Predict the future
>Get paid
>Go Home
>Wake up(?)
>Predict the future
>Get paid
>Go home
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>>5559275
>Party and enjoy life when you aren't out on duty
get this headcanon out of here.
also, it sounds like you just want to join the military or join a "private security"(bodyguard) company. You can do that now.
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>>5559254
i want to be your ruby,anon
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>>5559268
I still don't know what is wrong with him.
He seems the kind of guy that reblogs the same type of shit as me.
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>>5559098
i guess? I'd probably be a fucking peridot. not even a cool one with enhancers and in charge of science-y stuff but the fucker who restarts the pcs in a postal office or something like that
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>>5559287
>Lapis "Quartzeater" Lazuli
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>>5559308
There IS nothing wrong with him, but if you want to know why Brad shits on him, it's because he likes shota and Brad doesn't appreciate cartoon child porn.
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>>5559308
he's a pedo
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>>5559314
At least you aren't liable to get shot or something
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>>5558360
i will actually color them later so i have the time to do more than one request,
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Post spicy buttholes
>>
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>>5559340
You don't have to tell me twice
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>>5559314
>''have you tried restarting your monitor?"'
>''are you connected to the internet,ma'am?''
>''try turning it on and off again,''
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>>5559294
>>5559346
This is gonna end in abuse.
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>>5559346
Ooh, I wanna be a Ruby too
>>
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>>5559360
>Some rude Quartz soldier calls in asking why her ship isn't working right
>Calls you a pebble
>Give her the run around for 3 hours while hi fiving your superior
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>>5559369
but with who?
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>>5559360
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>>5559371
the more the merrier.
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>>5559381
I told you man, it's nothing.
He's going to tell you "I'm not brad," but don't listen. He's Brad.
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>>5559371
let's all be rubies then!
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>>5559390
>Your Diamond finds out
>She has you shattered for not doing your job right
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>>5559442
Probably for the best. Working in IT is hell.
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>>5559477
Let me amend this: working in CUSTOMER SERVICE is hell.
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>>5559442
Its not your fault the Jasper was to stupid too figure out how to properly re-alline the propulsion regulates the first 5 times
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>>5559098
I want to be a pearl serving my diamond
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>>5559499
Yeah it is. I mean, it's not, but it is your fault anyways.
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>>5559499
Doesn't matter, she's a quartz and he'd just be a Peridot.
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>>5559499
It became your fault when the quartz realized she was being fucked with after she heard the audible high-fiving and nerdy laughter coming out of her transceiver.
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>>5559515
Pretty chill job I'm sure.
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>>5559537
>all peridots laugh like our peridot
oh god
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>>5559547
stand all day and look pretty
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>>5559037
Well I'm an agender fluid attack helicopter so... maybe?
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>>5559588
Don't forget you have to hold things too.
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>>5559515
>ywn be a quartz soldier who gets assigned to protect some snobby, but sexy aristocrat
Just shatter my shit up, dawg
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>>5559607
And do whatever stupid things your diamond wants you to do to keep them entertained.
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>>5559547
>standing around looking pretty
>accompanying the leader of the nation everywhere she goes
>you'll always be pretty
>you get to go to different colonies
>hear some cool secrets during reunions
yeah sounds rad
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>>5559613
SNOBBY? I'm very nice, shut up.
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>>5559620
And you'd probably never even have to summon your weapon.
I wonder how much Homeworld's culture and society has changed since the Rebellion.
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>>5559668
no, but don't worry your weapon will be something that will suit you.
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>>5559620
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>>5559680
So a gun?
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>>5559638
Yeah, but are you the gem for me? I have high standards, you know.
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>>5559693
Thanks indexer.
What kind of gem would you like to be dude?
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>>5559098
I'd want to be a beautiful blue BD court gem. It seems like a chill time when they aren't probably having degenerate aristocratic orgies.
>>
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>>5557625
I have a cold and my eyes are wattery so anything I draw today is gonna be a little more wonky/shaky.Also was a little lazy for this one.
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>>5559638
SNOBBY
N
O
B
B
Y
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>>5559737
I'll kick someone's ass over you, sure.
And what kind of gem are you, exactly...
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>ynw feel connie's soft lips kissing you
why live
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>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfreind/boyfriend some day
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What Steven Universe merchandise do you guys have, if any?
I only have a pop of best gem
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>>5558381
i don't even know why i did this
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>>5559817
>Aquamarine
Pretty name. You sound like a real looker.
Mind if I pick on a few of the Rubies?
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>>5559098
alright,you quartzsona fags
what kind of jasper would you want to be?
>tfw no exotica jasper
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>>5559858
Oh no problem, as long as you don't mind me teasing and flirting with them.
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>>5559823
Amy lips look like mustage
sorry
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>>5559817
I love the little ice cream pig that gets posted here and the Leggy version are you the one that requested that one too?
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>>5559703
The one kind of gem that ponders why having such advanced technology leads to problem in resource procurement
fuck man, you have the current technology to harest entire worlds and travel absolutely vast amounts of space quickly and efficently and you're stuck up making shitty engineers with poor quality materials for whatever reason, crying about how resorces are dwindling on your completely barren homeworld, probably
Fuck that gem's life, that'd be rough as fuck especially you can't bring it up with yellow broom up the ass in charge of operations
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>>5559863
a picture jasper
i love her skin pattern
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Next Mad Libs
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>>5559874
That'd be great.
I'd like to see them get all nervous around a fancy gem. This is why Rubies are great.
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>>5559863
wtf, the last one is the obvious choice
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>>5559823
Probably this.
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What was the >>5555555 get?
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>>5559863
I was about to say, I really like exotica jasper.
Out of those, I like the far right purple one.
>>5559888
No, hitler, I didn't request that other edit. I do post the leggy version when the other anon posts the pig one, though.
>>5559904
Ah, you're one of those "important thinkers" that bismuth built spires for. That's cool.
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>>5559888
>Ice Cream Pig
Piggy?
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>>5559918
>noun
Dickbutt
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>>5559918
>noun
human flesh
>type of food
Lapis' wet pussy
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>>5559918
Noun: Steven's Penis
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>>5559918
>article of clothing
beige frilly panties
>type of food
pineapple pizza
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>>5559823
SU themed bad dragon toys when?
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>>5559830
I knew I was in for a treat, but this is fucking golden.
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>>5559957
that's not food!
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>>5559863
I want to be THE perfect quartz
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>>5559945
That anon that posts piggy and say love you sug, do you guys thinks its Loveposter?
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>>5559946
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>>5559935
HG
>>5559921
They really are. They might not be as useful as guards against rebel gems, but I'm sure rebellions can't be all that common.
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>>5559918
>article of clothing
a huge strap on
>noun
steven's penis
>plural noun
a bunch of sweaty cocks
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>>5559957
>not her butt
Shiggy
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>>5559969
>tfw i tried to buy a dragon buttplug
>tfw i don't have any money
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>>5560014
oops
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>>5559969
>Looks up Bad Dragon toys
>expects to see just decent 3.75 in action figures
>deletes history even though no else uses my laptop
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>>5559995
Maybe
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>>5560024
>not greg's boipussy
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>>5560021
Rubies are perfect for getting a rile out of, whether it's for spaghetti spilling or otherwise.
>>
Peridot looks so delicious, I just want to cook her up and eat her.
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>>5560049
If Peridot wasn't such a meme I'd approve this ship
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>>5560028
I'm poor and i don't want anyone to know I like to put things up my butt
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>>5560053
>not the moist, pre-murdercocked Lapoon
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>>5560085
while on the topic of buying things online
How are women comfortable buying bras and undergarments in public? At least with guys the underwear comes in like bags.
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>>5560085
ever tried to put a horse dildo up your anus?
your condition would be .........stable.........
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>>5560077
I don't really like Peridot that much as a character, but I love Stevidot.
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>>5560114
FUCKING CARLOS
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>>5560111
What's embarrassing about it?
Everyone wears them. Unless you're talking about lingerie, in which case it's mostly just going to be other women buying the same thing and maybe their boyfriends there.
>>
>>5560111
[shhh]I'll try on bras in public if I have to but never underwear. I try to get stuff online when I need to[/cooties]
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>>5560111
It's just underwear man, what is there to be ashamed about
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>>5560148
I like Stevidot art more than the ship itself, it's just adorable/innocent
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>>5559991
>>5559945
nah not really, I guess the big thinkers are those who allowed homeworld to make the technological jumps that we have seen in 5000 years
I'd be more some kind of lower down engineer at most
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>>5559931
>choosing the ugly one
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>>5560114
I'm gonna beat you up, Carlos
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>>5560224
They're all ugly
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>>5560191
I'm gonna be real with you indexer, you're a crystal gem.
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>>5560224
*retarded one
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>>5560114
no but i would buy this one and pretend it's a rose one
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>>5560230
that sure puts a puddle on things,anon
don't wet yourself
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I leave for thirty minutes and you guys are talking about dragon dildos.
What the fuck is wrong with you people.
>>
>>5559918
2 Adverbs, 2 adjectives, 1 noun, 1 plural noun left
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>>5560307
>adverb
sensually
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>>5560307
>1 plural noun
boots
>>
>>5560307
>adjective
plebeian
>noun
tumor
>>
>>5559098
i'd probably be a worthless joke like coal or something, but i'd still take the offer
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>>5560340
>coal
What would your powers be, if any?
What purpose would you have been made for?
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>>5560340
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>>5556749
That is fucked. If its just a cartoon, a fucking drawing, its illegal in some places. That's the same notion of people who want to ban violent video games. Its not fucking real ffs
>>
>>5560340
Some of you guys are so self-deprecating, but here's a thought. EVERY gem is made for something, so if you're pretty useless irl then you'll probably be gem aristocracy.
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>>5560367
I want to hug you anon
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>>5560362
A shittier Ruby
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>>5560367
where you are now, most people will agree with you. Normies (I hate to use this word because it's a fucking meme, but I think it's the best way to describe who i'm talking about) just see some sicko jacking it to kids, and that really disturbs them. If they're in power, and their constituents feel the same way (which the do), then that's how the laws are going to be.
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>>5560396
oh
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>>5560303
we're gay and lonely
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I don't even know why I even post here anymore. The show isn't coming back until next year.
>>
>>5560435
But you have yourself, anon.
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>>5560362
self-immolation with only the coal being immune to fire, but with a reform time measured in seconds
i was made as a joke between the diamonds
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>>5560114
but if i were to put sea horses up my ass i would end up really wet
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>>5560451
Didn't somebody on the show say it's coming back winter?
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>>5560435
I'm one of those things and I don't resort to discussing dragon dildos, so it much be the other thing.
Therefore, I suggest you stop being lonely.
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>>5560451
Do it for the memes
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>>5560474
You okay, bud?
Self-immolation isn't a healthy topic.
>>
Reminder
>being immortal makes you outlive everybody you love
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Is that nice anon here?
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>>5560509
Joke's on you, I have nobody I love.
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>>5560307
adverb: drunkenly
adjective: nasty
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>>5560477
your ass must have a pungent smell,anon
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>>5560509
Love fades.
Especially the kind of love you are describing.
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>>5560522
Not even you?
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>>5560509
>implying I would never get over my loved one's deaths
Just because they're dead doesn't mean they never existed. I'll always remember them if I truly cared about them.
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>>5560535
Especially not me, but even if I did love myself then that statement still wouldn't apply.
>>
>>5560520
there's a lot of nice anons here
which one are you referring to?
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>>5560509
Love is a pointless concept to an immortal being.
I want to ascend, ASCEND!
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4chan banner contest season, did anyone make an ENDLESS SUFFERING banner?
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>>5560508
i don't actually want to die or anything, actually i want the opposite
that's just the most logical thing i could see coal doing
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>>5560520
>nice anon
I believe you're speaking about me since everyone seems to be confused and shocked by what I say.
Never in my life have I ever though a "have a nice day" would turn so many heads.
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>>5560549
but i love you,anon
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>>5560564
this needs to be a thing
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>>5560549
I'll love you, faggot.
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>>5560602
>the entire steven's penis line
fucking gold
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>>5560563
jeez,anon
you must be a loan
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>>5560367
>the same notion of people who want to ban violent video games. Its not fucking real ffs
Good to know that not everyone ITT is a complete ignorant, thank God. If only everyone would do the same and listen to reason.
>>5560425
That's unfortunate. "If I don't like this, it shouldn't be allowed" mentality.
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>>5560653
no
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>>5560629
Don't be stupid.
If I can love someone as pointless as myself, then I can definitely love you too.
Accept it.
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>>5560602
>"our most plebian apologies if you didn't get any of Lapis' wet pussy"
>the giant human flesh tumor monster roaming around the house telling jokes
Fucking christ
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>>5560629
but i love YOU,anon!
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>>5560653
No, but I pushed it to a later date.
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Post C&S.
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>>5560704
Oh thank god, I thought you were already dead.
I was so worried that I wouldn't get the chance to speak with you again.
What's the date? And can I still not convince you to not go through with this?
>reminder that pic related is a fact
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>>5560602
Next one
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>>5560713
You mean Connverse, right?
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>>5560704
if you try anything i swear to god i'll break into your home and cuddle with you
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>>5560713
>>5560768
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>>5560767
>Noun
Boogers and Cum
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>>5560767
>a place
jasper's orgy
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>>5560789
>Noun (singular)
>Picks not only a plural noun, but then picks another noun
Off to a brilliant start
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>>5560763
You...never recognized me?
I've been responding to your posts for a while now, I thought I was easy to notice, but I guess not.
We're not having this conversation, okay?
I want you to be happy, that's all.
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>>5560767
>animal
ex-girlfriend
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>>5560763
The music paired with this scene made me feel even more than I would've.
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>>5560704
I'm glad you're here, honestly
>and I don't even know who you are wow
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>>5560800
am i underwater?
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>>5560767
>number
1488
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>>5560767
>noun
peridot (as in the gem not the person you silly)
>adjective
disgusting
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>>5560767
>noun
Murdercock
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>>5560767
>a place
Lapis' undersea rape dungeon
>adjective
Gorgeous
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>>5560823
it's bread!
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>>5560924
*worst gem
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>>5560814
>never recognized me
I'm not the best with recognizing people by the way they type alone, but it's a skill that I need to master if I'm going to be on this site for a while.
Understood, we won't talk about it. And thanks for concerning yourself with my happiness. That alone does the trick.
>>5560817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtkofUmGiw
Sums up my feelings just about right.
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>>5560924
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>>5560924
SHIT
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>>5560924
lies and slander
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>>5558584
She still has it!
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>>5560713
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>>5560993
>edit
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>>5560767
>noun
kiki's vaginal fluids
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>>5560968
Who?
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>>5560947
I guess I'm just really good at recognizing people, idk.
But thanks for understanding.
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>>5561009
>lying
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>>5561023
Some dog fucker
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>>5560993
>Ametits
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>>5561028
Of course, anon. But there is one thing I want to ask you.
What can I, or we as a thread, do to make YOU happy?
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>>5561008
YES
E
S
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>>5559932
Kek that is cringey as fuck
>>5559823
I have a Pearl mystery mini. Those pop heads are garbage imo.
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>>5559823
>Pop!
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>>5561023
ur mom
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>>5561062
It has to be this way.
Just leave it alone, okay? For me?
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>>5559823
I don't have any atm because poor af.
If I could buy anything, I'd want Rose's sword with the scabbard. That shit be fucking gorgeous.
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>>5560520
I'm here anon. What do you want?
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>Complete season 1 DVD never
>Permanently stuck with 2 different DVDs that don't cover all the episodes of season 1 and just a handful
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>>5561125
Okay, I was just hoping I, or we rather, could make the last of your days the best they could be.
But if you really don't want it, then so be it.
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How do you explain this picture to someone that has never watched the show before?
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>>5561158
>Not owning the Bluray set
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>>5560947
Undoubtedly one of the scenes that got me hooked on SU. It was almost unwatchable due to how obnoxious that fat kid was.
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>>5561125
deuces
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Fuck these threads have been great lately. Keep it up.
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>>5560245
fuck off m8, I've popped out of the ground for a reason and I'm not gonna be told by some fat quartz how special I am just because I feel some shit is being done wrong
That's literally what I've been popped out of the ground for, I may not like it but that's how it is
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>>5561094
I dunno, i think it looks neat.
But still, it's just my opinion.
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>>5560666
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>>5561163
You're already helping by bothering to reply.
I just wanted to make that clear.
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>>5560531
CUTE CUTE CUTE
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>>5561189
hey hey, I agree.
>>5561199
Don't fight it indexer, you're a rebel to the core.
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>>5560932
>>5560950
>>5560954
Shit taste.
>>5560968
You too.
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>>5561112
I'm not big into pop, the only pop figures I have are Amethyst and Space Ghost.
I just needed physical merchandise of best gem
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>>5561212
Then I'll keep it up. I promise to come back here everyday. After all, I like it here.
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>>5561256
>pic
Wtf, I love Pearl now.
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>>5561207
Amethyst's looks kinda cute. I was talking aboout Pearl's, it simply looks bad.
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>>5561175
>almost unwatchable due to how obnoxious that fat kid was
Never speak to me or my Steven ever again.
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>>5561256
>the fucking silent hill dog
hilarious.
but fuck you, pearl a shit.
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>>5561256
You do have that, but it's not your fault so I won't blame you.
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>>5561189
Why thank you! I try my best.
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>>5561274
You're pretty recognizable, so who knows.
But...thanks.
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>>5560768
Terrible form
https://vgy.me/xzGXDX.png
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new bread?
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>>5561288
I was talking about the Necklace, sorry if i confused you.
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>>5561297
I don't hate Steven anymore, he's alright. Early season 1 Steven was an obnoxious fat kid that always put the gems in danger by being stupid and fat.
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Why do they still refer to Connie as Steven's best friend, aren't they "going out" now?
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>>5561333
Rude af, pearl
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>>5561346
When did they start going out?
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>>5561256
>shit talking someone when you're saving pictures from some pakistan content aggregator
lmao m9
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>>5561346
I don't think so, no. And I doubt them fusing actually means anything other than "they fused".
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>>5561318
I've really been liking the rubies lately. Really fun to draw.
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>>5561199
Hey indexer, how does it make you feel I sometimes post ripped images from my tumblr instead of resizing the original?
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>>5561643
If you didn't do that then he would have absolutely nothing to do with his life.
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