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ERP Thread Anniversary Edition! Old bullshit: >>5541982

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ERP Thread

Anniversary Edition!

Old bullshit: >>5541982
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>>5548694
Ok this is a pretty great OP, shame it's in the dead hours.
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>>5548654 (Miku)
Come on ya didn't break yet did ya?
>Her breasts were squeezed as her nipples were pinched
>Her clit again felt a mouth clamp and suck on it
>The tendril in her mouth branched off from the one molesting her tongue to travel deeper down her throat
>The one in her pussy expanded as the one in her ass spiraled
Come on Miku....break for me!
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>>5548581 (Repost for Merry Naitomeia)
(If you're tired please don't stay up on my account, I can catch you around another time!)

>He watched the lamb's little strip show from the edge of his bed, his desire for her growing with each piece of clothing. Her outfit underneath that long coat was skimpy as it is, but seeing the petite girl strip to the nude for him was more than enough to kick his morning wood into gear. A bulge began to grow in his boxers as his rod barely poked out the flap.
If you say so. How much pleasure do you get out of these is what I wonder. Well, not that I'm not happy to oblige. If it makes us both feel good, then it's worth doing. C'mon, tell me how you wanna do it this time.
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>>5548688
>Miss fortune cries out as she quickly heads towards her limit as well, the constant licking and sucking on her sensitive nipples, the furious nearly knuckle deep masturbation she did before the man entered her room, as well as his thick hard cock that was constantly slamming against her womb each time she pressed her ass into his lap. She can barely hold as she takes the nearly violent thrusting from the once again cheeky man, her tongue running over her plump full cock pillows of lips as she can almost taste the member currently plowing her pussy, her body leaning down on top of him as she pushes her ass onto his cock again and again, her toes curling in barely contained pleasure as she screams loud enough for anyone walking outside to hear her screams of rapture, smothering the man in her delicious tit flesh as she cums again, her tongue lolling out of her mouth. Her eyes becoming slightly unfocused as she cums once again, her nympomaniac streak seemingly ringing true as she continues to ride him into the bed even through her consecutive orgasms, the usually composed female just screaming and moaning for more.
F-Fuck, yes...Give me your cock, pound my pussy until you cum summoner~!
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>>5548694
shit's offcenter, go back and try again
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>>5548679
Don't test me, I will hurt you. I've had cocks bigger than your arm!

>>5548668
>As Miku was lifted into the air a squeal of surprise escaped her lips. She should have been used to this, what with the vanishing bra trick, but floating like this was just unnatural! Thought the succubus magician program... Finding herself hovering closer to him, she promptly wrapped her arms and legs around him, holding onto him tightly by the center. Her pink entrance was just inches away from his member, and the colliding heat made her breathe heavily already...
W-What now, Mewtwo?

>>5548731
>Miku's struggling came to a pitch as she realized he really was going to break her...!
No, no I will not...!
>She threw her head back as each and every hole was filled further, gurgling as she attempted to make sense of what was going on. The barbs digging into her velvet folds, the spirals spreading her anus to sizes it frankly shouldn't have. Her eyes went blank as her mind refused to cooperate and broke, pained and pleasured cries reverberating through her
throat as her body spasmed and twitched in the tendrils' grasp
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>>5548710
I have a great present ready for when these threads get more active!
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>>5548847
Another cum tribute for Drake?
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>>5548869
Nope, a pretty entertaining piece of Discord autism.
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>>5548880
>great present
>discord shit
You lied to me.
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>>5548844
(Going to have to stop here for now, pick up later)

>Carnage
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>>5548892
//That's fine, hope you enjoyed it so far!
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>>5548770
[I've stayed up for days on end before in the name of making videogames, this is nothing]
[I just need coffee]

>She smiled at his tent between his legs, reaching out a finger to flick softly against the rip of his rod. She looked at her fingers and started to count the different numbers of different positions they had did in the past. What hadn't they done enough of?

Why not just some good ol'fashioned BJ-ing? We haven't done that in a while, and we already did Doggy yesterday.

>The finger that was playing with the tip of his rod now slipped into his boxers along with the rest of her hand. She curled her soft fingers around the base of his growing cock and began to jerk it gently, just to get his wood to harden even more.
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(Posting card because why the fuck not! Also, everyone is on the menu!)
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>>5548890
No, you don't understand. This shit is hilariously cringeworthy even for that shithole.
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>>5548917
Please go and stay go. You have already disappointed me.
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>>5548822
>The summoner can only moan and coo with pleasure. Too consumed by the pleasures of Fortune's body to give any coherent response. He focuses nearly all he has on that one breast, he buries his face into her creamy teat, nuzzling and smoshing it as he feeds. The sweet cream pours into his maw, gulping it down to keep the energy and passion to give his mistress all he could in return. Drunk on her milk he just thrusts, inexperienced but passionate he just does whatever he can to pleasure the powerful woman riding him. He feels his throbbing member confined and plunging deeper into her pussy. Feeling them both sweat and moan from his will and her incredible talents
Yes Sara...Ah..ah~
>With one last shout from your bosom the virgin summoner blows his all, having held for longer than he thought even he could manage. The thick seed coats your womanhood in a powerful burst, pummeling it in a thick, creamy release. Feeling the climax, his cock begins to soften a bit, and releases itself from the grasp of her coves. The tired, pleased summoner slumps down on the bed, you still in his arms, and nurses gently. Taking in his last sips from your massive, warm, firm breasts.
.....I am a man of my word fortune. Show to my chamber tomorrow and we'll sort out the papers, just....let me get my fill after all.
>He says as he clings for his last sips, eyes growing heavy from the passion and a stomach nearly full of milk.
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>>5548931
>implying the opinion of a pathetic anon matters
cease your inane prattle
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>>5548917
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>>5548910
>Eyeing the Gate Keeper as she soon nestled between his legs, he flinched when he felt a soft finger tap against the tip of his rod. He looked back at the lamb-eyed girl with a chuckle as she counted on her fingers beneath him.
You're right, we haven't done that in a while. I do feel really pent up, though, so there might be quite a bit to drink.
>He released another soft chuckle in response, trying to push aside the thought of their relief session from yesterday - playing with Merry from behind was surprising stimulating - and concentrate on something new. He planted his hands down on the bed behind him, leaning against his arms, and spread his thighs apart a bit further. A soft, cool hand snaked its way up his boxers, gripping the base of his dick and slowly working up his shaft. His cock bounced in response, quickly growing firmer in Merry's hand, twitching in anticipation. It was soon rock-hard against her light touch as he looked back down at her, eager to watch her continue.
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>>5548932
>Miss fortune lays on top of the man as he fills her womb to the brim with his hot sticky seed, coating her walls in his creamy ejaculate as he drains his balls inside of the pirate hunting gunman, her entire body relaxing as she felt the load she was waiting for pumped so deep inside of her. She pulls her now drained teat away from the man's mouth, a drop of her creamy milk dripping onto his lip as she snuggles into his chest, becoming uncharacteristically tender after their furious bout of love making. She slowly slides off his member, his seed leaking out of her onto the sheets and coating the insides of their thighs. She looks up at him with her blue pools sparkling with mirth as she traces a finger along his chest.
I'll keep you to your word summoner...Now you better not try to double cross me...
>Her hand shoots down and grasps his balls in a vice like grip, her smile not faltering for a second as she speaks.
Or else.
(Hope you enjoyed!)
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>>5549031
>He feels the teat pull free from his mouth, taking one last big swig as it goes. He feels cozy in the afterglow as she cuddles him. He takes one loud gulp of milk he had held in his mouth, hearing her little threat. He takes a small trinket out of the coat of his robes on the bed and gives it to her in goodwill.
A deposit of good faith.
>Having both his pleasure and his fill, the summoner falls back exhausted on the bed. Readying himself for some......creative writing as he plans to get the Pirate Hunter approved for clearance. Not that it's out of his power, just, not something he planned on that day.
(How couldn't I? Same to you, have a good one)
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a little Samus for me tonight?
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>>5549109
A little bit of Erica by my side.
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>>5549120
A little bit of Iowa is all I need
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>>5549109
>>5549120
eh, I guess I'll just go to bed.
too sleepy to actually wait for something.
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>>5549132
>>5549120
>>5549109
>Avatar worship
stop
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>>5549137
what's avatar worship?
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>>5549137
A little bit of (You) makes me your man!
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>>5549092
>Tfw you've been reading most of the rp and realize that lactation in rp is actually kind of interesting.
I really shouldn't let memes dictate rp.

t. an Ava
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>>5548917
post it
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>>5549006

That means more energy for me, too.

>He was probably right on the fact that she was energy-hungry. But hey, her hand was already getting to work.
>Her tongue soon joined her hand, having a slight texture like a cats as she began to cover it in saliva so her fingers could slide faster.

I wonder if I can get you off just by this.
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>>5549163
There's very few people who actually do lactation RP well. I can think of maybe three avatars that do it, one of which rarely shows up.
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>>5549163
(I never did anything really dommy or with lactation before but it was pretty interesting to write, I could have been more descriptive though. If you do decide to do it good luck!)
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>>5549163
For shame for even believing forced hate memes. But good on you on expanding your horizons and good luck! All in all positives to ya.
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>>5549163
>He took the hate maymays seriously
Dude you should know better by now, but props for converting to the proper team. And no not lactation fetishes, but just being open and not shitty in general.
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>>5549163
(I've done lactation with Mikuru and Celestia...It was an interesting experience! If you choose to give it a shot good luck to ya <3)
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>>5549195
I've had no big complaints from any partners I've RP'd the fetish or other sub stuff with. Just don't be super shitty about it and give something decent to work with, like any fetish or typefuck in here.
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>>5549183
>Closing his eyes to enjoy Merry's light tongue work against his shaft. The odd texture of her wet muscle made for an interesting sensation as it crawled up and down his rod, the friction of her tongue eased thanks to the saliva she covered him with. Her hand seemed to move faster in turn, and the combination of being jerked off and licked already forced him to concentrate on holding off.
C'mon, Merry, give me a bit more credit. You're gonna have to do better that a little licking if you want it.
>He bluffed as best he could, knowing that if she put a bit more force into it, this morning load of his would burst right into her hand. Putting on his best poker face, he opened his eyes again, looking down between his legs at the cute girl servicing him. His member throbbed and pulsed in her hand, betraying the normal look on his face, as the pressure in his lower half began to increase.
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>>5549163
Most discord girls are into it
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Summon: Sponty
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>>5549201
>>5549195
>>5549210
>>5549226
>>5549241
(I tried it once before around the time when it was kind of starting to become a meme and I was fairly paranoid about the whole thing at the time, not sure if I was correct in being paranoid but that really does not matter now. Tho after reading over that rp I realized it was not that bad. Lactation is a fetish I have never really had a chance to try out besides the one thing I already brought up. But I might just have to give it a try tomorrow. )
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>>5549288
Milky wilkies?
Milky wilkies.
*gasp*
*cums*
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>>5549163
I'm not super into it but I'm not averse to playing it either. I played it more than once back in my Haruka days, but it doesn't stand out as memorable. Miku's got a small chest, so I guess people just don't ask.
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>>5549288
Just do what you're comfortable with and nobody can force you to do anything. Just look out for (you)s like >>5549307 and try to enjoy yourself however you can. Even if it's not that fetish.
Have a good night!
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>>5549272
You're lying to me aren't you?
>She raised an eyebrow as she felt his cock twitch. She knew something was coming soon. Nonetheless, he did ask for it,
>She turned her head to the throbbing thickness she was jerking, and opened her tiny mouth wide. It latched onto the head of his dick, and she sucked eagerly on it, slurps escaping her lips every few seconds as her head bobbed forward to tease the sensitive muscle with her grinding tongue and lips.
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>>5549277
I think that's because they don't want this shit shoved down their throat every session >>5549307 .
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Any lovely ava available?
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>>5549363
Give me your spicy nacho cheese, anon.
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>>5549321
>Miku's got a small chest.
I see, I see. But what of her bust?
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>>5549351
N-no, I'm not, but..
>He couldn't hold back any sort of reaction to the feeling of her mouth. He watched as she took the very tip inside, suckling on just the sensitive head, lewd sounds escaping her lips with each suck. He leaned back again, clenching his eyes shut, doing his best to endure the pleasure but knowing it was a futile effort. As soon as the little lamb began bobbing her head up and down, he felt himself near the edge. Just some simple teasing was enough to get him this close, thanks to his sensitive morning wood and his feverish dream. His hips rocked up and down off the bed slightly, eager to feel more of the girl's warm, wet mouth.
But if you keep that up, it's not going to be much longer...Merry...!
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>>5549416
>But what of her bust?
Not so good, to be honest. Don't like the face
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>>5549460
I know how to fix that. Want to help me hot glue it?
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>>5549411
but the gif says smokin cheddar bbq
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I feel nostalgic here. Saturday morning and all of these cartoons.
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>>5549283
*creates a pentagram out of banana hammocks and bras that could double as watermelon holders.*
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>>5549589
>ejaculates onto the bras and banana hammocks
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>>5549613
>chants the most deviant tags of images and videos he could find on porn sites.
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Morning/Evenin'.
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>>5549628
>places a few twelve inch dildos in the pile
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>>5549709
Hello. Welcome to the dead zone.
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There is a thread beyond that which is known to /trash/. It is athread as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the thread of imagination. It is an area which we call the ERP dead hours.
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>>5549712
>sprinkles the grounds with assorted barn animal hairs and mystery goo
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How's your night going so far boys/girls?~
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>>5549761
Eh, pretty good. You okay? You look out of breath.
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would anyone like to fill and expand my womb with cum and force me to give birth? i'm a young, busty woman and i'm very lonely

will i run into tentacles, slimes, or some kind of monster? perhaps someone with an extraordinary cock and balls?
i'll let you decide where i am and what happens to me
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>>5549761
whoa! a busty milf!
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>>5549769
My name is [redacted] and I'm a cuck. May I watch?
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>>5549829
absolutely!

that is, if the semen maker is alright with that. have to stick with in-world consistency and all

come on~
i need my womb filled!
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It's Saturday. Post cats.
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>>5549829
Jiro?
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>>5549840
Where did this Jiro is a cuck meme come from?
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>>5549843
Somebody post the scorecard for our newfriend.
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>>5549761
I'm doing great now that your gorgeous self is here!
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>>5549351
(Hey, in case you pop back around, hope to catch you another time, there's a lot of stuff I'd like to do with Merry. Maybe a bit earlier next time!)
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>>5549763
An old woman has to at least try and be in shape!

>>5549854
Me? gorgeous? oh stop~<3
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Ded hours still a ded!
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>>5549720
I can tell.
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>>5549837
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>>5549866
Old? I wouldn't say that. Either way, it does look like all that trying to be in shape's worked.
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>>5549866
what're you walking around in that sexy lingerie for?

i bet you've got boys trying to hit on you all of the time!
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>>5549843
He's also the ERP Undisputed Friendzone Champion.
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>>5549866
Don't be coy! You're stunning
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>>5549888
He dethroned Innocent Boy?
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>>5549894
Yup.
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Goodnight!
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>>5549879
>>5549887
>>5549890
You're all so sweet~
I was beginning to lose confidence in myself for awhile now.
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>>5549919
'nite nerd.
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>>5549835
anyone? i might have to sleep soon if no one wants to play with me ;(
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>>5549919
Deuces
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>>5549919
Good morning!
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>>5549928
don't be so silly, you're beautiful!

pretty face, large butt, large breas-

oh dear, forget i said that!
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>>5549934
All the cucks are gone for the time being.
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>>5549943
only one of them wanted to watch, i need someone to fill and expand my womb with cum and force me to breed!
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>>5549894
He managed to do the impossible.
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>>5549934
You might be better off trying again in a few hours. These be the hours of the dead.
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>>5549942
Naughty naughty~
I guess they are pretty aren't they? here take a quick peek!
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>>5549934
Hmm...
>The anon puts his hands down on her hips, and squeezes a little. His thumb press into her bottom, and he fondles down her thighs, then lets out an impressed grunt.
Well, you are breeding material, at least physically.
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>>5549955
>she moans as she feels her panties tighten, her puffy outline wet with desire

I h-hope i'm satisfactory. i've been so jealous of the other girls getting turned into breeders. i want t-to do my part too! that is, if you think i'm pretty enough...
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>>5549943
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>>5549954
my goodness! they're so large! if someone were to squeeze them, i wonder if milk would come out

it's been so long since i've fondled a nice pair of breasts...
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>>5549974
LITTLE
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>>5549970
You've got more than prettiness going for you.
>His hands slide up her sides, until he cups her breasts within his palms. While he squeezes, he kneels down, until his bulging pants press in against her moist folds through her panties. His cock throbs through the thick denim, and his breath spills out hot onto her ear.
Doesn't feel like you need much foreplay, do you? Just thinking about a hot cock spilling a load into you gets you going, doesn't it?
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>>5549988
>her nipples harden and rub against her soft, white bra.
>her vulva parts against his huge cock, still visible through her panties. her pussy twitches in response to the twitching of his cock

Y-yes! God i want it so bad! I want your hot cum inside me, make me a mommy!
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>>5549981
WHITE
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>BUSTS INTO THREAD

I'm here, I'm here! Am I too late..?
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>>5550031
Yes. I've already fucked off to do something else
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>>5550011
>His cock twitches stiffly, that begging must be getting to him, because he also groans out into her ear. Leaning back, he undoes the strap for her bra, and lifts it up, all the while grinding his tight bulge along her swollen vulva.
That's a sweet voice you have there.
>He chuckles, running his hands down over the swell of her breasts, down her belly, and then grasps her panties. He lowers them just enough, before reaching back to free his meat from his pants. A heavy, meaty smack introduces his drooling rod against her back. He guides it down, until the pulsing tip meets her entrance, his back pressed against hers, and begins to tease it in.
Say the word, and I'll ram right in, and start rutting you. Usually I stay gentle, but...a girl with a body like yours? Can't help but get in the mood for some pounding.
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>>5549978
*Holds her breath and pulls off her shirt leaving her bare breasts exposed and proceeds to remove that pesky skirt out of the way while she is at it to show off her thong*
Well I mean it's also been awhile since i've had anybody play with them!
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>>5550036
Darn...
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>>5550042
>Her entire body twitches as you rub your hand against her nipples, a light gasp follows

t-thank you!
>she blushes at the compliment

>the feeling of his huge cock pulsing against her lips makes her knees shake. she can feel the drooling pre cum leak into her pussy

Oh god, it's so huge! Please, use me however you like, i'm all yours! Please fill me up!
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>>5550049
By all means. Don't hesitate to fuck any of the other anons here whom seem to be infinitely attracted to you.
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>>5550046
what a shame! I'd love to help you with that...

excuse me boldness, m'am, but i can't hold back!

>he reaches out for her breasts and begins to fondle them. he lifts them both up and feels how full they are. his thumbs rubbing the nipples in a circular motion
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>>5550031
>>5550049
Who are you?
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>>5550054
However I like? It really is all about that hot blast of cum for you, isn't it?
>His hands go back up to her breasts, and he pinches her nipples between his fingers as he slips in. He drives forward, rocking his hips in toward her, easing his thick, pulsing cock into her greedy little pussy. A good mix of their juices and his pre-cum lubricates his passage in, reaching even down to his heavy and full balls.
Of course, you want as much as you can get, don't you? So if your mate cums hardest from pounding your little pussy, you'll take it with a smile. I like to take my time.
>Halfway in, and he pauses, shuffling forward a little bit before he begins to roll his cock in an even, slow stroke along her walls. A little bit more slips in with each thrust, while his muscles ripple against her.
That is, if I can. Who knows, a cute thing like you could tease me into a wild beast.
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>>5550058
... Now what is -that- supposed to mean?

>>5550080
Well, that particular character is Mattie.

But I'm generally known by my main: Sponty.
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>>5550080
Soy tu cita para el baile feo saco de mierda!
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>>5550065
>closes her eyes and lightly moans as she feels her wide sensitive nipples being played around with, she's wanted this for so long! her massive jugs sink into your hands like putty and jiggle around to the littlest of motions, she clenches her fists and tries to hold back her voice from sounding too erotic.

Haahhh... I don't mmmhf! I don't mind at all!~
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>>5550088
>her back arches and she yelps as he shoves his thick, dripping cock inside her

N-no! I'm not as sh- aaah! shallow as the other girls! with a cock as big as yours, i could fall in love!

>she turns over and lays on her back. she wraps her legs around his waist and her amrs arms around his back

P-please, more! harder! faster! blast my womb with your thick cum!

>she places his hands on her breasts and leans in for a kiss
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>>5550090
How can you be 500% top and 400% bot?
Eldritch abominations are wired...
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>>5550112
oh my, are you getting aroused from this! i suppose it's fair, so am i!

>he unzips and drops his pants, exposing his huge erection in his underwear, pre cum leaving a small wet dot

you can touch me too, if you like
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>>5550118
If you look closely, it actually reads -400% bottom, to make up for the 400% over in top. I wouldn't pay that too much attention though.

But yes, generally they are.
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>>5550117
Could you now?
>He hovers just out of reach for that kiss, a grin on his lips as his legs spread wider, thighs pressed against hers. His angle shifts, arching his back in, manly bush and groin rubbing over her clit as he thrusts, spilling her wetness between them as he gropes her breasts in a smooth massage.
You must feel it deep. Entirely full of cock, going crazy all over it. And that begging...I think I mentioned how cute your voice is, didn't I?
>As the bite of their sex fills the air, he clamps his lips over hers, and reaches his hands up to grab her shoulders. His firm chest grazes over her nipples and presses down against her breasts as his cock drives into her, hips knocking in against hers with every thrust. He grunts and groans from his throat as he takes her, tongue slipping in to roll over hers as he keeps her legs spread wide with his. His balls, heavy and hanging, smack her ass in a quick rhythm, tingling and full of seed ripe for her to milk out into her fertile womb.
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>>5550136
Oh, so she's a 900% rape machine. That's... good to know.

I'd still hug her tho.
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>>5550090
Means what it means. You know where to find me for cuddles. Nite sponts. Go to sleep.
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DON'T SPEAK, I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
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>>5550149
No, she's a 500% rape machine, because the -400% bottom makes up for going over 100% top.

Did you already fail the madness check after witnessing an eldritch horror?
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>>5550152
HERE'S A DITTY ABOUT JACK AND DIANE!
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>>5550158
I rolled a 7. I don't think I survived the DC.
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>>5550142
>she moans and gasps loudly, the pitch of her voice matching the thrusting ins and outs of his fat cock
>her tongue slides all over his. she sucks and licks as much saliva as she can, she wants all of him inside her.

Cum in me! again and again! make me as big as the other girls! cum in me all night long!
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>>5550149
Well... Sure, let's go with that.

And you could always try~

>>5550151
Come on Row, don't be like that... And I will soon, hopefully. Good night.
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>>5550158
Wouldn't that be 100% rape machine then?
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>>5550174
Your other pal sure is pushy.

Evenin' though, Sponts.
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>>5550168
Oh...now you've done it.
>He lets out a teasing laugh in the break in their kiss, and pulls his hands down from her shoulders. They go down to wrap under her thighs, lifting them as he brings his knees up. One stiff, rough pump in, and his cock twitches, buried inside her down to the root.
>His tongue rolls over hers as he plants the kiss again, hips rocking and gyrating his cock deep into her, grinding his pulsing inches over her sweet walls as he swells. His rapid pulse builds and builds as he groans into her mouth, balls tightening and muscles working up and down before he stiffens. His moan sounds like a growl in his throat as a hot rope of cum splashes into her, followed by another, and another, an incredible volume spraying into her as he clutches her thighs tight between his fingers.
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>>5550190
Cuck
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>>5550174
If you insist.
>He walks closer to her, a bit wary if she was going to try something. He warped his arms around her and gently hugged her.
You're a bit... slimy. But soft.
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>>5550192
>a long, unbroken cry a pleasure fills the room
>the hot, thick, goopy cum filling more and more with each pulse
>she squirms wildly as her thirsty cervix happily opens up and gulps up as much cum as it can
>a small bulge slowly appears on her belly. with each thrust and squirt, the bulge becomes bigger as her wombs expands. her breasts slightly enlarge as well
>tears stream down her face in pleasure

MORE! MORE! I LOVE YOU!

Ahhh~
make me bigger, i think my breasts are going to leak soon!
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>>5550182
Imagine a balance scale if you will. On one side is top, the other bottom.

Well, the top side has so much weight in it that the only thing left to do for the bottom one is go in the negatives.

Does that make more sense, now?

>>5550190
Oh, that's Row. He's an old friend of mine from back when we were on /b/ and the IRC channel.

>>5550218
>The otherworldly being first wraps her own arms around him in turn, returning his simple hug with a casual smile.
That I am~
>Then, a pair of tendrils soon follow suit, joining in and coiling around his waist and sides. The ominous appendages slowly but surely find their way around his body, entwining between his legs and under his arms.
You're not too bad, yourself~
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>>5550238
>A sharp, husky breath comes out of him as he leans up, the heavy flow of his cum tapping off and leaving him stiff within her. He looks her up and down, letting out a laugh as he traces up her bulged belly, his cock twitching in a lively dance.
You need more, still? Well, who am I to leave you waiting?
>He thrusts again, pumping in with an easy pace of rolling and rocking humping that makes his cum and her juices splash around his cock. His hands come up to fold over her swelling breasts, squeezing over them as his palms rest on her stiff nipples.
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>>5550286
But then the negative bottom would create a void which would vacuum the deficit from the top.
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>>5550303
>bringing astrophysics into figurative language
FUCK OFF, CARL SAGAN!
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>>5550317
You're not my real mom, you can't tell me what to do. I'm gonna run away from home.
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>>5550301
>her belly shows a slight jiggle with each rhythmic thrust
>tiny droplets of milk leak from her nipples as he squeezes them

Ahhh~! Yes! More, more!

>she grabs the back of his head and begins to wildly rub her tongue all over his
>her mind is slowly being lost to the intense pleasure

give me lots and lots of babies! fill me up!
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>>5550286
T-thanks.
>He felt how the tendrils felt him out. He tried to move his legs a bit to try and shake off the tendrils. But to no avail. He didn't let go of the hug since the tendrils warped around his arms and legs.
I, uh... would like to let go right about now.
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>>5550332
>Bemused, he grins, pressing his head forward as he squeezes her milk out onto his palms. He falls into his stroking rhythm, pumps that smack into her in an easy and slow pace at first, but he falls into her intensity gradually. His restraint gives way with a groan, and he begins to pound into her, slamming in heavily as she bounces underneath him.
>His tongue slips away from hers, and he takes it in between his lips, and teases at it with a nibble before he pulls his mouth away. His chest falls back against her breasts when he lets go of them, to wrap his arms around her, holding her in place as he ruts in with uneven groans against her neck, kissing at it with a wild passion.
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There must be lurkers right?
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>>5550384
Nope
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>>5550303
... That...

Okay, you got me, there.

>>5550341
You're welcome~
>She lets out a suspiciously innocent giggle, seeming not to see anything wrong with what she's doing. Instead she simply smiles and tilts her head curiously.
Hmm~? What's the matter? I thought you wanted a hug?
>Despite her calm and paced tone, the invading appendages get a little more eager, crawling all over his body and snaking underneath his clothes. Shortly after, another pair of dark and slimy tentacles join the first set, following after them and going for his limbs, to immobilize him fully.
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>>5550384
Sorta.
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>>5550353
>more milk leaks out of her breasts, a steady little stream drips from her mounds
>she holds him tightly and whispers in his ear

dont hold back~
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>>5550414
>His thrusts aren't holding anything back by that point, rocking and shaking them as he clutches onto her. His body begins to tense, going wire-taut from his toes all the way up to his jaw. He groans, grunts, and huffs into her ear as his cock balloons for another filling.
>When he cums, he keeps himself locked to her groin, breathing deeply and with full moans, coming from his throat and rumbling against her leaking breasts. Her words must have gotten to him, since his seed gushes out into her with an almost painful intensity, keeping him from staying entirely steady in their hiplock.
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>>5550398
Well I did but...
>He let out a sudden sounds of surprise as more dark slimy tentacles started to touch his body. He felt how they moved under his clothes, touching his chest and even as one started to move under his pants. He tried to break free from the tentacles, but they held him in place with ease. The slime from the tentacles started to rub of him, causing his body to get just as wet and slimy.'
This was not what I had in mind!
>He tried to pull his arm away again, but it was futile, he was at her mercy.
... Please go easy on me.
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>>5550470
>her eyes roll into the back of her head as her tongue limply slides out of her open smile
>tears, moans, and milk flow out of her as she spasms wildly
>her belly swells and bloats bigger and bigger, jiggling with each spurt of cum
>she lays on her back, her stomach obscuring most of her view. she tries to shift but her huge belly weighs her down
>her legs forced open, she's completely powerless against any cock that wants to fill her

ha...my...mmmm...babies...! ah...ohhh...so much....cum in me...!
(thank you so much for playing with me! i hope we meet again for part 2, are you free same time tomorrow?)
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>>5549978
wilkies
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>>5550517
yummy cummies
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>>5550513
(Yeah, probably. Glad if you got off, still glad you enjoyed it.)
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>>5550535
(definitely! i came harder than usual lol, i hope i pleased you too! I'll post a cumflated girl tomorrow so you know it's me, around the same time)
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>>5550541
(Sure did. I'll catch you later.)
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>>5550572
Hey Leslie, shut your fucking mouth.
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>>5550477
It's not? How strange~
>She responds offhandedly, before shrugging, and letting go of him... That is, only as far as her arms are concerned. Her other limbs very much keep firm hold of him. Once thoroughly spread and settled under his clothes, they all forcefully pull outward, violently ripping all of his clothes apart in a single, sharp motion.
... Oh, perhaps I should have mentioned that, by hug, I of course meant to hug you deeply both inside and out~
>The surprisingly nimble yet powerful appendages then position themselves to coil around his wrists and ankles, holding him steady as they hoist him off the ground and tilt him back horizontally.
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>>5550593
>throws Touko to the ground and kicks at her hip, until all her lunch money scatters around her
Thug lyfe, nigga.
>collects all the money and unzips pants
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>>5550627
>Touko didn't have any lunch money, as she either went home for lunch or brought a packed lunch every day. Instead of money, spaghetti fell out of her pockets. Her face had gone the strange shade of pink it often did when she was casually discussing something inappropriate with the dango crew.
Who...
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>>5550597
Inside and out? T-that sounds very unpleasant.
>He was left hanging of the ground naked as her tentacles held him up. It was almost like he was laying down in the air. Despite the fear his dick had grown semi-hard. He still looked at her as she tilted him backwards, trying to see what she was going to do. He continued to trash about, her tentacles still holding him in place.
What are you going to do to me? Y-you aren't going to eat me right? ... right?
>His face grew a bit pale as he said that.
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I one had a curved cock, after one chick made comments about it, i decided to correct it. So i wrapped it really tight with fabric, and used some sticks to align it. I would then pull hard on the end of my dick and bite on something as it hurt so fucking bad. I left my dick wrapped for like 4 months, everyday i would pull on it extremely hard also.

Then one day i was convinced it was straight, turned out it was, so then i decided to do this every time before i fucked my new gf. My new gf had no idea i was dick tying myself. Then i decide to show her so i tied it super tight with the sticks also. my pants bulged, my gf asked anon whats wrong with y-your penis, then she screamed, my flimsy pants button broke and the zipper opend at the local fair with my gf. My dick was a tied with orange fabric and adjusted with sticks, everyone pointed and laughed and my gf ran away, i ran and fell, and rolled into a muddy ditch.

So yeah dont try and straighten your dick with sticks and fabric tied to it to straighten it.
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>>5550655
>Google leaves his pants half-unzipped and sneers down at the spaghetti-laden fujoshi.
Looks like you're having trouble. No problem, we can help with that. Did you mean: How do I get a job?
>Autocomplete ended, Google laughs, and pulls out his corporate cock. He unleashes a stream all over Touko's face, forcing her to brave the unending flow of content whether she wants to or not. A sickly grin takes over his expression, and he tilts his head back.
Do you want to upgrade to YouTube RED for an ad-free experience and exclusive content?
>Not now.
>$9.99
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>>5550682
Same
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>>5550690
I... I have a j-job, I'm an author...
>More spaghetti streamed from Touko's pockets, as Google unleashed his gooey content on her. The cancer she got from that would probably cleave her life expectancy in half.
Why did I fall... for the search enjine jew?
I could've installed gentoo...
>As Touko spouted her /g/ memes, accumulated from many years of trying to convince various boards of her "fembot" status, she curled up into a ball and cried. The content stung her eyes and singed her nostril hairs.
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>>5550665
Unpleasant? Not at all, quite the contrary, in fact~
>She slowly slithers in closer, circling around him with a wet and slimy drag as she takes in the sight of her latest victim.
Eat you...?
>The nightmarish yet carefree being laughs at his suggestion, greatly amused by it. Then, a bulbous mass of her dark gel rises up above him as to be within his line of sight, slowly splitting apart to reveal a series of razor-sharp teeth and monstrous tongue, dripping with saliva.
That entirely depends on whether or not you can satisfy my hunger, before we get to that point.
>She comes to a stop in front of him and his exposed groin, slowly bringing him close until his hardening cock presses against her viscous and reasonably-sized chest. The lukewarm and slimy jugs enveloping his crotch into the mysterious yet silky substance from which they're made.

(Oh, and please let me know what you would like or dislike to see during this session, kink-wise. Here's a list of some pointers, although the order doesn't particularly matter: https://strawpoll.de/c8ra5r7 )
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>>5550718
>Unsympathetic to her protests, Google finishes up his barrage by unleashing a torrent of piss onto her, unfiltered content concentrated down to the most foul results his index crawler can muster.
We use cookies for many purposes. We use them, for example, to remember your safe search preferences, to make the ads you see more relevant to you, to count how many visitors we receive to a page, to help you sign up for our services and to protect your data.
>Google cackles, and squats down beside her, leering and grinning maniacally.
You can see a list of the types of cookies used by Google and also find out how Google and our partners use cookies in advertising.
>He gets up, and walks away, but not before whistling out a high-pitched call. Touko better clear her cache and reset her cookies, otherwise other websites will come and visit.
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>>5550747
You're a big slime.
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>>5550780
Para ti.
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>>5550775
>The stream of concentrated piss, a potent mixture of Google+ and Youtube content, instantly killed Touko. Patrician as she was, such plebbery put her into a state of shock from which she couldn't recover. The last of the spaghetti drooped lazily from her dress pockets.
>Suddenly, life flooded into Fukawa's body. She stood up, pointed at the back of Google, and yelled at him in an unnervingly high pitch.
Google! Search "install Arch"!
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>>5550780
For you~
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Imma suck your soul right outta your dick~
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>>5550747
(Things I’m okay with: tentacles, Cum inflation/Excessive cum, TF/Genderswap, Slime, Local Expansion/Augmentation. Things I don’t like: Eggs (at least not on male), Vore.
Futa is a bit odd, some days I love it, on others I hate it. But I don’t mind it.)
>All the color drained from his face as he stared back at the horrific 'mouth'. just before her breast enveloped his cock he thought that he had to satisfy her or he'll die. But that thought whet away for a moment as he felt her tits slimy and silky substances around his cock. It felt amazing, like nothing he had ever felt before, his cock quickly get very hard. He let out a small moan before remembering the 'mouth'. He started to thrust his hips the best he could, not wanting to disappoint her. it went smoothly between her tits due to the slime covering his cock.

(Also, I will have to leave in like two hours, so we'll might have to stop then and continue another day.)
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>>5550819
>,gif
REEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqCQoFBEddE

>>5550848
>Not letting the slime pump your ass with one of her tentacles, then suddenly feeling a large pressure like a dogs knot pushing into you pressing against your prostate.
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>>5550799
If I build a wall will you die?

>>5550819
I just noticed the face moving, fuck me.
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>>5550090
I wanna pet the kitty..!~
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>>5550780
For- >>5550819
Yes, that.

>>5550848
(Alrighty then, I'll keep that in mind.)

>She can't help but chuckle at his terrified expression, taking a rather devilish pleasure at making him both scared and aroused. Scaroused if you will.
My my, amazing what a little persuasion can do, isn't it~?
>Remarks the otherworldly rapist, before bringing her mouth over the exposed tip of his stiff rod. Sinking all the way to his groin with ease, his entire member disappears into a void of black goop and drool. Then, before he even has time to get used to the feeling of her slick and foreign throat, she begins to swirl what feels like a tongue along his length. Soon enough, he'd be proven wrong as said "tongue" actually splits off into many smaller tendrils, all sliding and kneading at his aching meat in unison.
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Good morning everyone.
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>>5550933
>blows an air horn in Luka's ear
GET BACK IN THE CAGE!
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>>5550937
>He makes a small scream in fright as the sound hit his ears
Ow!! W-what cage?
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>>5550930
>The thought of getting eaten and eldritch form terrified him to no end. But the feeling felt like it was out of this world. Which in all fairness, it probably was. He tried to keep his moans back as the tendrils assaulted his cock. There was no part of his cock left untouched, the base was covered in her tits and anything that wasn't was covered by her mouth and tendrils. Some of them even going outside of her mouth as they licked all over his cock. At first he thursted due to fear, but the unimaginable pleasure assaulted his mind, almost melding together with the fear. Almost to be expected from a eldritch abomination. He couldn't tell if he was getting afraid of his arousal or aroused by the fear.
What are you ~ohh~ doing to me? I-I don't understand.
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>>5550927
Do you, now?

>>5550933
Hello, cutest shrine maiden!

>>5550993
>Without so much as a pause during her onslaught, she decides to simply emit sound to respond to him. Her voice echoes all through the room from every direction at once, with seemingly no distinctive source.
What does it look like I'm doing? I'm draining you of your seed, of course.
>The wording and delivery were almost methodical, as if this was simply a routine procedure. No doubt he was nowhere near the first nor the last to find himself in such a predicament.
Let's see what you have for me, yes~?
>As she picks up in pace, more tendrils snake from her mouth, falling down in order to tend to his balls, coating them with her slimy spit before fondling and kneading them in turn.
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>>5551030
>Ruka turns his head towards the Shoggoth and waves shyly
Oh hi there. How are you?
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>>5551030
Of course I do, why would I announce such a thing if I had no intent on completing it?
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>>5551042
>>Ruka turns his head towards the Shoggoth and waves shyly
>Oh hi there. How are you?

The twist better be that he thinks he's talking to a flower pot that's his childhood friend, because way too many people are just casually accepting this FUCKING ELDRITCH ABOMINATION'S PRESENCE.
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>>5551030
(sorry for the delay)
>He didn't know what to say. He didn't know what he expected. He didn't have long to think about it however as a new wave of pleasure assaulted him. He felt how she was fondling his balls, trying to drain everything out until there was nothing left. What would she do to him once he had nothing left. He was sure that she had done this before to many men, and many to come. She said that she wouldn't eat him. R-Right?
Oh god I think I'm going to-!!!
>He finally reached his climax. And it was like no other orgasm he had ever had. He felt like his entire body was cumming, pushing out everything he had. Endless ropes of cum spurted out of him. his eyes rolled back, he couldn't think strait, or barley think at all. all of it flowed into her unnatural mouth. He was panting hard, trying to catch his breath from the orgasm, his mind still blank from it.
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What do I get for my birthday?!
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>>5551126
The sweet release of death.
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>>5551144
The best gift I could ever be given.
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>>5551042
>She returns his wave, and gives him a carefree smile..
I'm just dandy, and yourself~?

>>5551050
Ah, that was meant to be a rhetorical question, but... Fair enough!

>>5551063
That's because she's already had her way with him. Thoroughly so.

>>5551105
(No problem!)

>Feeling him throbbing and shivering in her mouth, she gives his entire junk one last squeeze before siphoning the oncoming semen from the pulsating tip of his cock. Forcing the load out of him even faster than he expels it from his orgasm alone, she makes sure to swallow and consumes every last bit of it, not letting as much as a single droplet go to waste.
Mmmm~
>She lets out a low, resounding moan, sending vibrations down his gorged shaft. Once finished, she slowly pulls away from him, craning her neck up to savor and analyze the content of his cum, scanning it for useful nutrients and genetic material.
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>>5551152
Here Kurisu, I have your present right here!
>Gives you a box
>The removal of the box's lid will trigger a spray of sulphiric acid, with enough force to reach Kurisu's eyes
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>>5551154
Swag.
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>>5551154
>Ruka lets out a small sigh before speaking
I'm quite fine though a exhausted from a few activities last night.
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Please! I-I need some sex! and I need some sex RIGHT NOW! I gotta have some sex, gotta have some sex...
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>>5551198
(a little*)
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Why do I keep ruining good characters?
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>>5551212
You didnt ruin Shuten, you did an amazing job of her and it fit perfectly. You are just having an episode again and it will clear and shuten can ride my face again
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>>5551212
Because you're a fucking nigger just give up
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>>5551154
>He lay there for a while, hanging in the air, suspended by her tentacles. trying to gather himself from what had just happened. He basked in the afterglow, still a mix of fear and pleasure. He made a sigh of relief as she sent vibrations through his dick. He looked up at her once he had gotten a hold of himself, looking curiously as she analyzed his cum. not that he had any idea of what she was doing.
What are you doing?
>Fear set in again, what if she didn't like it? What would happen to him then?
I-It's good right? You like it right?
... I-I did my best! I swear! Please...
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>>5551212
Please, you gotta be Paul before you ruin a character effectively.
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>>5551232
I feel so bad for Wander Over Yander fans...
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>Want to RP character from a series that another well known ava is from
>Will either be assumed to be that ava or looking for an "easy in" with them
It hurts.
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>>5551252
It's a meme. We need more avas to drown out anon roleplayers anyway.
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>>5551260
But I want to roleplay with anons...
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>>5551252
Outside of a few faggots, I don't think most care. Go for it, as long as it's not the same character, I don't see the problem
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>>5551252
>want to rp more dangoes
>already have 1 or 2 (matter of opinion really) so this would be frowned upon
[KYOSUKESCREAMING.webm]
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>>5551272
The problem is I'd be assumed to be one of the more hated avas here. I want to play Mai Valentine from YuGiOh but I'd be assumed to be DMG and shitposted out of thread.
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>>5551293
>be one of the more hated avas here
>DMG
DMG is not THAT hated. But I see your point. I think you'll do fine, as long as you just say "hey, not DMG" you'll be fine.
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>>5551208
>>5551198
Oh? A few activities? Please, do tell~

>>5551231
>After a short pause, she opens her eyes and looks back down at him, with somewhat of an unsatisfied expression.
Hmm, that wasn't exactly bad, but... Not quite good enough, I'm afraid.
>She slithers in close again, going over to his side and letting a few tendrils graze lightly across his abdomen, chest, and neck.
Not to worry, I think I've found the perfect way to make a much more effective use of you.
>The creature stopped behind him and leaned over to and give him another look. Unlike earlier, her eye had a definite evil gleam to it, hinting at just how much more severe of a predicament he was in, now.
You see, instead of simply providing me with the genetic material of a single person, yourself, I'll instead have you collect the seed of many, many other individuals...
>She trails off, looking down at his body as her tendrils prod and pinch at various sensitive areas, from his nipples to his spent member.
... But in order to do that, you'll need a liiiittle bit of an upgrade~
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>>5551304
I don't know. Have you seen the reactions s/he's been getting as of late? It's pretty bad. I just don't want to put in the effort of making a folder, reading up on a character I haven't seen in a few years, just to be told to fuck off. I'll try it, just give me an hour or so to make the folder. Wish me luck.
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>>5551190
>opens the box
>FUCKIGN DIES YES
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>>5551330
Sometimes you just have to jump in the water to see if you swim
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>>5551320
Oh um... It wasn't that exciting, though it was quite comfy. I was just hanging a bit out with some people i know after the daily shrine duties. It was quite funny.
>>
>>5551320
>As she said those dreadful words that he didn't want to hear, "Not quite good enough". All of the color drained from his face, he just looked like had seen a ghost.
B-But I...
>But as she continued, some of the color returned. He looked at her confused. He twitched as she started to tease and prod his sensitive areas. He didn't know what she meant.
Upgrade, what do you--
>It finally dawned on him. what she was going to do to him. Turn him into a girl, a servant for her to give her more seed. He didn't struggle, he didn't fight back. And even if he wanted to, he didn't have the strength left. And a creeping feeling of... arousal came over him. And so did fear. I just stayed there for a moment, progressing what she was going to do to him.
... I... Alright, do it. I'll get you more "genetic material".
>He twitched again as she teased his nipple again. Still in shock he just looked at her.
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>>5551270
This.
>>
Anyone else want a qt girl to fart on their face or just me
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>>5551420
Who the fuck doesn't want a qt girl to fart on their face?
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>>5551320
>>5551414
(This is going to be my last post I think. I need to go in like 15-20 minutes)
>>
>Be me.
>Takin a shit.
>See black dot.
>It's a large fucking spider.
FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!.
>Kill it with the toilet paper in my hand.
>Bug guts and shit smeared on the wall.
Hate my life.
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>>5551351
Ahh, I see. Well, that's good too. It sounds pleasant, at any rate.

>>5551414
>>5551433
(Alright then! We can always continue some other time, if you'd like~)
>>
>>5551455
(You can always just make one last post and then we can continue some other time. I'm really exited for what's comming next.)
>>
>>5551455
I can always keep you up~
(This will be my last post I'm going to sleep in like after I read your post.)
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>>5551431
>smashes with dick
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>>5551431
Normalfags.
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>>5551349
Well I got a nice folder built, with some tumbler gifs for ants and Gelbroou pics. But it seems it's pretty dead here right now. I'll wait until later when I read her wiki to pop in. Thanks Carnage.
>>
>>5551476
thank you for posting these
>>5551478
Fuck them.
>>
Alpha is a girl.
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Since it's Kurisu's birthday, I wrote a poem, ahem...
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>>5551455
It was indeed, and now i've come here to hang out for a little while.
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>>5551476
Source?
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Violets are red...
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>>5551501
I want to sniff Alpha's feet.
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Roses are blue...
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>
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>>5551518
>>5551527
HERE COMES THE JAGERMONSTA! IT'S HERE TO KILL YOU!
>>
>>5551527
Violets are red.
Kurisu's cruel.
And my boner is dead.
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>>5551490
That's cool, always helps to know what you're getting into
>>
>>5551535
>>5551527
You're missing a good hook, let me fix that for you:

Sugar is stanky,
Like Kurisu because she doesn't poo in the loo
>>
>>5551510
>>5551518
>>5551527
>>5551535
>>5551535
>>5551536
Happy birthday Kurisu.

...

You cunt.
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>>5551471
(Actually, I'd rather not start with the next step just to pause again. This is right at the start of the genderswap segment, without any details yet, so it should be easy enough to start over next time.)

>>5551472
Hmm~?
(Sorry, I know it's not much to look at for a last post, but I'm not sure what you mean exactly.)

>>5551511
I hope you have fun, then!

Personally, I'm on the verge of passing out, so I'll be seeing you later, cute lewd maiden~
>>
>>5551535
Well yeah it's ERP
That's what people do
dumbass
>>
>>5551559
I was making a joke. heh
Good night and sweet dreams. Hope you sleep well.
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>>5551513
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/917161/f00b5d1584/
(Enjoy yourself.)
>>5551559
O-oh thats fine. I hope you sleep well.
>>
>>5551559
(Mm, you're probably right. I'll see you then. Thanks anyhow, it was amazing.)
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>>5551555
>>5551554
>>5551548
>>5551535
>>5551535
t-thanks
>>
I think it's time for an anonymous gangbang on Ruka.
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>>5551588
N-no problem.
>kicks the Mothrisu in the genitals with a fake smile
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>>5551588
>Hugs a Moth-cup
Aye aye, happy birthday!
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>>5551584
Thank you so much 7th best character.
>>
S A T U R D A Y. N I G H T
>>
>>5551617
Who are 1-6?
>>
Attention qt girls


Please fart on my face
>>
>>5551618
's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
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>>5551629
kurisu>okabe>suzu>mayuri>daru>shining>ruka
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>>5551617
Y-you're welcome.
>He gently pats the moth.
>>
>>5551640
Now who are the worst?
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>>5551644
there are no bad characters in s;g
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>>5551640
>suzu
Where?
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>>5551632
>PFFRRRPTH
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>>5551653
I love this critter.
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>>5551690
Thanks for that
>>
And here I thought Trash wouldn't get invited to the party... Good morning everyone
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>>5551702
I love you!
>>5551722
Papa Bones!
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>>5551732
I love you too! Happy birthday!
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>>5551732
Mothrisu! Happy Birthday!
>>
>thread inactive for ten minutes
Now legal property of the shitposters.
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>>5551769
Thank you!
>>5551746
Rape me!
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>>5551907
I am not sure how to.
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Hey Papa bones, what's this week theme?
>>
>>5551920
Nothing.
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>>5551918
Fine. Play SS13 with me.
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>>5551929
What why?
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>>5551920
I hadn't really planned on doing one. However, since 4chan is a teenager now. A September Babies birthday theme may be in order.

If that kinda thing would interest you guys...
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>>5551939
I don't have my computer or a decent internet connection at the moment.

I can tomorrow though!
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>>5551958
Good girl.
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>>5551950
As long as we get a Halloween Party this month I won't complain.
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>>5551950
Breeding, pregnancy, unbirthing... I like it!
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>>5551962
Thank you.
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>>5551950
>September Babies
Fuck it. I'm a complete retard.
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>>5551972
Will you marry me?
>>
>>5551972
Stop making my dick hard, you stupid panda slut!
>>
>>5551618
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, WOOOO
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>>5552020
Learn to live with it.

>>5552002
Yes! Yes, I will!
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>>5551986
Shhhh smol squirrel. Everyone makes mistakes.
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Good morning.
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Who wants their dick sucked?
>>
>>5552136
Thats a meme i haven't seen for ages.
>>
>>5552136
I want you to suck Ash's dick, Nep. >>5552132
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>>5552136
Y'seem a bit young fer that kinda thing, lass.
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>>5552132
MUH TIRES ABLOOBLOOBLOO
>>
>>5552132
>pats poofy hair
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>>5552132
Morning Ash Poster.
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>>5552153
Sorry, I've already dealt with my morning wood.

>>5552168
Awww, thank you!

>>5552170
How are you?
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>>5552161
That was the other nig you nig
>>
>>5552161
>>5552161
(You) get one free tip, 'cause I feel sorry for (You).

If you're going to make fun of people for blogposting, (You) should at least take the time to learn who made a certain post so that (You) attack the right person for doing it.

Because if (You) go after the wrong person, (You) look like a moron.
>>
Why did coffee leave
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>>5552199
>>5552224
Same circlejerk. He's literally the only one that defended the little shit.
>>
>>5552232
Because of you.
>>
>>5552232
Because this place is a shithole?
>>
>>5552232
CP was being a cyber creep again. I think she had committed Internet suicide to hide from him, though knowing CP, I bet he has already purchased a flying ticket straight to her house.
>>
>>5551252
>Nobody will ever play Lord Hater because of this shitty meme

A N G E R Y

>>5551239
Me too
>>
>>5552243
You know I can't be there each time that you call.
>>
>>5552257
Literally nobody else in that series is close to being fuckable let alone have sex appeal.
>>
>>5552232
because of that scaRY ASS FUCKING CAWFEE GREEN TEA PICTUER JESUFHCFCK
>>
>>5552232
She lost her drive to shitposters and Clownpiece. I think she wasn't too pleased with Marseille being mistaken for her and getting shitposted either.
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>>5552257
>because of this shitty meme
So... you're saying people wouldn't want to fuck me?

But i'm the greatest!
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>>5552188
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Someone redpill me on ERP drama, I have no idea what's going on.
>>
>>5552238
Who was blogging aboot tires?
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>>5552303
I already had it but thank you, anon! You're so sweet! Like that comic!
>>
>>5552310
No idea either Doomguy
>>
>>5552310
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
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>>5552287
> Marseille
Literally who
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>>5552310
You want the real red pill on ERP drama?

Come here, i'll give it to you.

None of that shit matters and can all be safely ignored.
>>
>>5552321
You certainly are chipper this morning, aren't you?
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>>5552310
I have no idea, myself, and I think that's probably for the best. There's a lot of drama and I think it would majorly detract from enjoying the experience as a whole to know what it all is instead of ignoring it. But that's just my two cents.
Also I like you, just for the record. You're a pretty cool roleplayer.
>>
>>5552335
what would happen if that shoggoth thing wandered into the grass field?
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>>5552327
>misgendering doomgal
T R I G G E R ED
>>5552333
I crave danger, anon.
>>5552335
Redpill me to death, Rein. I wanna hear this.
>>5552347
Oh...thanks!
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>>5552340
I try to be whenever I can, anon. But yes, I am in fairly high spirits today.

>>5552355
Truly a battle for the ages. A sexy battle.
>>
>>5552334
Date to the prom, she was. Ugly sack of shit, you are.
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>>5552269
>Emperor Awesome
>Melodie
>Princess Dremurra
>Sylvia
Wander is off limits though, he is too pure
P U R E

>>5552299
Heh, nice digits loser, but you're LIGHTYEARS away from being even close to my level!
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>>5552362
Hello
>>
>>5552355
Probably nothing.

Even tentacle monsters so large they can camouflage themselves as a localised environment get scared, anon.
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Just finished the playlist for the /co/ spooky threads, so I have some time to chill here. Who should I bring?
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>>5552363
Good on you. Carry on then.
>>
>>5552334
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
BIRD

BIRD

BIRD
BIRD IS THE WORD
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>>5552394
It's your call
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>>5552394
>kissus Ruby
>>5552388
Heya, Slavvy. Shoot anythin' interesting lately, lad?
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>>5552362
No, that-
-that was it!
People make such big deals of things that don't matter that they forget the things that do!
Fighting for good, justice, protecting your friends!
... and looking really good while doing it!
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>>5552434
>blushes
Oh, thank you.
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>>5552434
Gonna clean my rifle but other than that no
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>>5552399
I will, anon! For you and everyone who supports me! Also, checked!

>>5552445
Oh, I have that last part down pat!
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>>5552463
Ha! You should try the rest of it some time. It is better than many suspect!
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>>5552445
Ah, well. Sometimes we can't get the tasty succulent drama that we need. And I couldn't agree more 'bout that last part, mate.
>>5552448
<33
>>5552457
Keeping your firearms in good condition is key, lad. Last time I didn't polish me shotgun, I nearly paid wit me life.
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>>5552494
Let me polish it. Is basic thing.
>>
>>5552494
Drama is what's killing these threads you dumb piece of shit.
>>
Does anyone know what happened to the Kiss-shot we had some months ago?
>>
>>5552494
<<3
>>
>>5552394
>kissu Ruby on the cheek
>the particularly stupid anon would do more than a simple kiss on the cheek but he has to leave soon to do day-long baka activities
>>
>>5552509
>Soviet asking to polish Doom guy's "shotgun"
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>>5552490
Well...let's just say I've done my part.
>Ash puts a finger to his own lips
But what that is is a secret.
>>
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>>5552509
You sure, Slavvy? I know ye got yer way 'round guns an' all, but tha things pretty ancient. You can have a go at it if ye want, though.
>>5552516
Don't care at all for actually bein' involved, just love hearin' about it.
>>5552529
>continues to totally not be gay for Ruby
>>5552535
Do I look like a guy, lad?
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>>5552494
>He barks a short laugh
Ha! It does seem like that is the most popular part!

But those with the strength to do so should protect the ones without. Too often people fight for selfish reasons.
>>
Male avas are the worst thing that has happened to these threads since Paul.
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>>5552535
>whispers
I will just put a Poland flag sticker. Polish Shotgun
>>
>>5552516
These threads wouldn't even exist without the pointless drama
>>
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Hey
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>>5552562
Except when they're twinks.

Twinks are love.
>>
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>>5552557
Looks like someone was more than a little corrupted by their visits here.
>>
>>5552579
kys
>>
>>5552562
>All this hate towards a gender
Okay thats it! I'm fucking reporting you to the MRA!
>>
>>5552530
Aw, thanks! See ya later!
>>5552557
>continues to enjoy Doomgal's company 100% platonically
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>>5552557
Double barrels are easy.
>grabs you shotgun and places Polish flag on on barrel and writes, "KURWA" on other
There I did it
>>
>>5552525
The same thing that happened to every other ava who vanished without a word. Candleja
>>
>>5552627
You idiot, that's not how Candlejack works. If you don't say his whole name he ca
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>>5552562
>>5552562
Male avas are great since they spice up roleplaying with actual characters instead of boring self inserts, PLUS they make stupid faggots mad that people are having fun instead of catering to their bland and uninteresting tastes.
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>>5552627
Holy shit, if you're going to do the Candlejack meme, at least do it ri-
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>>5552627
Fail. You need to say Candlejack first and then y
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>>5552581
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>>5552637
You don't put a dash when you Candlejack, m8. What makes you t
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Can we agree that all who hates male avas is either feminists or supporters of them?
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>>5552637
You did it wrong. No hyphen.
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>>5552637
>putting a dash in a candlejack meme
>i seriously ho
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>>5552562
Only the cringy ones.
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>>5552651
>>5552648
I did it right, after Candlejack, I was trying to say ri-
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>it's a midna sucks valentine's cock in a hugbox episode

wew
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>>5552581
Not really, since they're usually just played in a shitty and boring manner.
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>>5552552
>The old soldier raises his eyebrows, a curious expression on his wide-eyed face
Aah, secret missions? I always preferred less subtle actions.

If you can't speak of what you have done, how will your legend grow?
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>>5552665
So just like every other generic anime girl then
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>>5552656
So, Carnage and DOOMGUY?
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>>5552559
...Yeah...I'd know a thing or two 'bout people who can't think fer anybody 'cept themselves.
>>5552595
I'll strangle ye with yer own intestines, lass. Don't start with me.
>>5552611
>continues to constantly not think about fucking Ruby's brains out
>>5552612
Ah..I..I get it. "Polish". Yer clever, mate. Stupid fockin' joke, but still clever.
>>5552637
Who's this Candlejack character everyone keeps talkin' of? If 'e shows his ugly mug, I'll kic
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>>5552686
I like Carnage and Doomguy.
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>>5552660
What's the pedophile dogfucker doing now?
>>5552671
Yeah pretty much. Anons treat them exactly the same, and just do the same exact shit with them.
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>>5552666
>Ash smiles sadly back at Reinhardt for reasons he has yet to share
Let's just say that no matter how good what I did is, my praises will never be sung for it.
(It's spoiler-y as fuck but probably anyone who's going to play King of Fighters XIII already has)
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>>5552686
Nah, they're cool.
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>>5552687
I can think of a far better body part of mine for you to strangle
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>>5552687
Is not a good one. Just wanted the мyдaкs next door to quiet
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>>5552687
>continues to constantly think about what she's going to have for lunch
>>5552713
>Then she turns her head to the tall demon talking to the marine.
Woah.
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>>5552686
>Disliking people that have fun
yeah see, this is why anons are fucking cancer
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>>5552720
cyka bylat
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>>5552726
Cyкa
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>>5552723
I might be wrong about DOOMGUY, since he's actually started to roleplay.

But Carnage is a bump to the image limit. He plays his character completely unlike what it's portrayed- and that's fine, but it's still a big embarrassment to watch that guy try. He should just stop, or at least post less so he doesn't waste the image limit. I say this as a professional writer.
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>>5552723
Fun is a buzzword.
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>>5552746
>a professional writer
lmao
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>>5552746
>I say this as a professional writer
Hi Keric.
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>>5552347
From what I can gather, it's just one or two people who are predisposed to DRAMA getting upset and being DRAMATICAL, while no-one else cares.
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>>5552746
>I say this as a professional writer.
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>>5552722
(If you're looking to actually lewd, what preferences do you have? Serenity is flexible, including futa and non-futa varieties, and I'm open to a lot of fetish stuff)
>Attention caught by your utterance, Serenity pivots, then strides toward you, almost gliding across the ground
Have we caught your interest so easily?
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>>5552650
That makes no sense buddo sorry
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>>5552445
R-reinhardt-sama?
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>>5552713
Oh, right. Thanks fer the idea. How about I rip yer demon futa dick off, ye goddamned troglodyte?
>>5552720
Nextdoor? They actually care about things that 'appen here?
>>5552722
Don't sweat her, lass. Just another Hellie who's on my kill list.
>>5552746
Deeg's a real piece of work, he is. I think he's just going to limit 'imself to nextdoor fer now.
>aka I have a lot more fun erping as Doomgal
>so don't expect to see the male version anytime soon
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Mediocre rpers > professional wall of text rpers.
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>>5552659
>He fucked it up again

When you are talking about Candlejack, you put it on auto-send and then y
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>>5552796
No you blithering idiot, I'm doing the Candlejack meme right, I'm just trying to say ri-
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>>5552793
T. Never passed highschool literature
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>>5552810
Okay, that took me a bit but I get it now.
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>>5552810
Why the fuck would you type a hyphen and then press enter right as you disappear?
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>>5552793
You're retarded. The best is a middle ground, within the range of 4-7 sentences or 100-500 words.
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>>5552821
And that's how you save face!
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>>5552812
t. Shinoa
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>>5552812
Walls of text aren't sexy though.

Boners come and go within 10 minutes, 20 if you edge it.
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>>5552781
>Ruby stumbles back, almost falling off her feet as the succubus approaches her.
Yeah, you're really hard to ignore.
>>5552792
Should I be careful?
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>>5552821
I don't get it.
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>>5552793
I'm no professional wall of text homosexual myself, but I don't get your train of thought here. Something mediocre > Something good? Yeah nah.
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Buongiorno!
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>>5552810
>>5552821
>>5552824
I'm just trying to figure out what word begins with ri- and then whatever else.
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>>5552792
A bit. More of making me look bad.
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>>5552824
The hyphen lets us spot newfags. Candlejack never gives you time before he gets y
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>>5552849
I'm sorry, we're all full on Anime trash.
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>>5552687
You have encountered many like that? My sympathies.

>>5552704
Ha! Well as long as your legend lives on in your heart, then it's not so bad!

>>5552786
Hai, Anon-kun?
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>>5552843
He, for some reason or another, wants to simply write "ri-" and manages to do so before Candlejack spirits him aw
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>>5552842
(forgot pic)
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>>5552845
Not him but a wall of text can be a big turn off, it's intimidating and the whole thing turns into a competition, that isn't necessarily sexy. Not to mention the huge waits between posts.

Sometimes well intentioned mediocre RPs that really hit your kinks are the absolute best. It's not so much the quality of the writing, but the person behind it and the content of the RP!
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>>5552793
Since when is how much you fluff up your posts a measure of RP skill?
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>>5552871
Since Owain
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>>5552862
I-I still want to spend time with you Reinhardt-sama, but I'm too shy to do it in thread.

How can I go about stealing your discord deets?
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>>5552845
>>5552868
Basically this and the fact that i have to read so much is just killing the fun in a session.
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>>5552861
It's a good thing I'm not that.
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>>5552878
Isn't it more of a midna thing?
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>>5552864
>>5552858
>>5552843
Ok, so I fucked up the joke apparently, but made that into a joke by implying I was typing a word starting with ri-, even though that doesn't make any sense, which is kind of part of the joke.

Fucking Candlejack man, I'll never get the meme ri-
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>>5552878
Owain?
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>>5552895
aka character limit or bust
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We can all just agree with this;

Midna, Owain, and Jiro ruined the once stable quality/length of ERP.
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>>5552842
>>5552865
Maybe, maybe not. Ye got a gun-scythe thing, don't ye? I'd recommend using it.
>>5552849
I don't think that's a real word, lass.
>>5552859
Makin' ye look bad? Wot?
>>5552862
Encountered? I fockin' live with 'em, mate. Tha UAC, these bumblin' bastards who decided it was a good idea to open a portal ta Hell, promised t'not lock me up in me stone sarcophagus again if I promised to keep 'em safe from any demons that broke out.
Cunts.
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>>5552884
Para ERPs can be fun but I really have to be in the mood for it. And normally I am doing other shorter ERPs at the same time during the breaks, which really says a lot I guess.
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>>5552793
>this fucking meme again
Go for the middle ground - long enough to get details in, but don't add a bunch of needless bullshit to it. I personally go for anywhere from ~100 to ~500 words.
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>>5552914
Never seen Midna RP all that much, but yeah.
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>tfw you are dreading the moment you will one day be talked about on thread by name
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>>5552915
It's Italian for "Good Morning!"
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>>5552881
(You can catch me at CroakandDagger #7864 but I don't really use Discord for much other than OOC.)
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>>5552914
I ship Owain and Jiro is all I can say.
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>>5552910
Sounds like those tryhards that occasionally blow in from darknest
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>>5552929
Hi _____
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>>5552868
I can somewhat agree with this. This is all subjective as fuck, so there's no poijt getting into a debate on it, but a wall of text does show that somebody is putting in effort. ERP isn't exactly about that either though, it's a blend of waifuism, writing ability and matching kinks.
>>5552884
But anon, I enjoy reading.
>>5552927
It isn't so bad.
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>>5552938
Puking_Goose.png
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>>5552842
>>5552865
>Serenity laughs briefly at your visible intimidation, a seemingly invisible force aiding in keeping you upright. She closes the remaining distance between the two of you, and leers down into your eyes
The only question being which part of us you're having the most trouble ignoring.

>>5552792
I believe a common response to such aggression in modern times would be to suggest you have vigorous sex. Fitting, as that's exactly what we have in mind for you.
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>>5552946
MASAKA
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>>5552937
>CroakandDagger
This sounds familiar.
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>>5552915
I was a pure man but after I did it if I enforce no lewd policy there I am called hypocrite and other stuff like that
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>>5552950
Don't you ever
ever
pretend you're goose-kun.
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>>5552914
Except Jiro actually writes quality stuff, while Midna and to a slightly lesser extent Owain just go 'WORDS WORDS WORDS' so they can literally and figuratively jerk themselves off.
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>>5552962
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>>5552973
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>>5552968
Literally the Tim Buckley of ERP.
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>>5552968
I haven't ERPed with all three but from what I've read Owain is the best, they are all kinda the same sort of level though? I might have seen Owain at his best and Jiro at his worst though, I try not to judge or rank peeps.
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>>5552973
<there, there>
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>>5552988
No, that's Midna.
>>5552992
Jiro>Owain>powergap>Midna
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>>5552949
But i don't.
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>>5552915
Right.
>She holds her hand on the Crescent Rose, just in case.
>>5552953
Maybe it's because you're at least a foot taller than anyone else here. Maybe it's because you're purple. Maybe it's the wings. The horn. The tail. The fact that you're naked. I could go on, really.
>Her hand is shaking as she holds it near her weapon.
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>>5553003
Maybe?
I've seen some really high quality stuff from Owain but nothing that great from the other two, the way other people seem to really like Jiro I'm sure he's just as good though. Midna I haven't seen much of.

It's not a competition, I think everyone will naturally like people who they share more kinks with. In the end of the day we are all dirty pervs just helping each other get off.
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Owain is a decent roleplayer, as he's demonstrated with Tsuyu as of late.
He's just kind of an asshole.
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>>5552934
...Ah. Maidin mhaith. Sorry 'bout that, don't speak much Italian.
>>5552958
Right, I heard 'bout. People don't actually respect ye less fer doin' that, right?
>>5552953
Lass, I'll give ye about ten seconds to fock off, before yer semen-riddled brains are all over tha wall.
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>>5553003
>>5553034
>>5552968
The problem with Jiro is he writes a lot of pointless filler like how his character fucking this slut in the ass reminds him of the shit he took the day before or whatever.
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>>5553051
How so?
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>>5552992
What are you, a fucking faggot?

These threads belong to the anons, not the damn forsaken players! We are not controlled, enslaved, nor manipulated by the claws of those who moderate the uholy Discord!

So together I say, my anonymous brethren, let us all UNITE!

We are the ones with the power, WE THE PEOPLE DECIDE THE FUTURE OF THESE THREADS. It is we that keep the presence of Paul around. It is we who continue to care about the ones in the blue hugbox, and feed them the attention they so desire!

We the anons are the majority! We are the true VOICE of the threads! By judging these vile men- these hideous dictators- we crush their desire to further more attempt to gain our valuable (You)'s!
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>>5553051
He's not even an asshole. Anons and like half the discord staff hate him for no clear reason.
>>5553057
Inner thoughts are good though.
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>>5553054
That's implying people respected me.
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>>5553062
I sincerely hope that is pasta and you didn't just type that out.
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(Need to go down and get some food. Back in a bit.)
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>>5553065
This, in my experience Owain has just been really nice. He's ...outgoing? That's a thing.
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>>5553057
They all do that
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>>5553062
Shoo.
>sprays with water and kicks back into the pit labelled "Disposable Anons"
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>>5553065
It's hard to explain but the way he does it it's just uninteresting because it doesn't really tie into anything.
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>>5553062
ATTICA

>flips table
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>>5552992
>from what I've read Owain is the best
>I try not to judge or rank peeps.

You really should proofread your posts before hitting submit.
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>>5553057
Nothing really wrong with that? I've only been in an RP with him once, it was pretty good. It didn't rock my socks off but then again it didn't really include any of my fetishes so that is to be expected.

Again I don't see why this has to be a competition, people fawning over active posters/RPers or shitposting on them. Some people just seem to take this shit way too seriously.
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>>5553017
>One of Serenity's massive hands gently grips the wrist drifting towards your weapon, more discouraging the action rather than stopping it by force.
And yet we both know which part of us has caught your eye by far the most. It's not any of our inhuman appendages either.

>>5553054
And we'll grant you a minute before you're pinned against a wall begging for more.

>>5553034
(I'd put Jiro above Owain based on my own experience, but that is a very limited selection)
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>>5553062
You had me at "let's chimp".
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>>5553109
See, that's another problem.

Jiro only ERPs to rock his own socks off, he doesn't care much if at all what the other party is into.
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>>5553108
I meant from what I've read which of those three is tiny, so I wouldn't actually rank the three. Sorry I expressed myself really badly, the point I was trying to get across was it's super subjective. I think kinks come down to it, and randomly if you had a good scene or a bad scene with someone.
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>it's a "talk about Discord celebs in the thread" episode
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(Morning lads)
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Where did it all go so wrong?
t. Bolin
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>>5553109
I think the big problem is the ridiculous avatar worship that average roleplayers like Iowa and DMG got just gave anons an easy excuse to shit on people.
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>>5553125
What was her name again?
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>>5553127
(Good morning, Fronk!)
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>>5552915
>The old soldier seems less taken aback by the mention of demons than you might expect, but his outrage is obvious at the mention of locking someone up in a stone sarcophagus
They locked you in a stone sarcophagus? Why? Strength like yours should not be kept locked away in some box - it should be free! On display! Out there for the world to admire!

>>5553127
(Evenin')
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>>5553149
Longdong Silver
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>>5553138
Your alcohol-fueled conception.
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>>5553149
>her
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>>5553149
What's wrong with his post?
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>people talking about shitty wall of text with filler-tier RPers
>no one mentions Ragyo, Nui or Coffee
Newfags.
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>>5553149
>Her
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>>5553180
>anime trash and literally whos who attempt to be relevant

Yeah no
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>>5553180
It's ok when they do it
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>>5552957
Does it, Anon?

D-dunno why that would be.
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>>5553180
Ragyo has a legion of white knights though
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>>5553149
Ted Cruz.
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>>5553164
(How goes it, Rein)

>>5553154
(And Ash)
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>>5553068
Aw, come on, Slavvy. Cheer up, ye sayin' these nice people don't respect an honored soldier?
>>5553116
E-Excuse me? Ye better take that back...!
>>5553127
>heya
>>5553138
>Is this loss.jpg?
>>5553164
Bit o' a long story. Basically, last time I smashed up Hell, tha higher-ups in the damned fire pit somehow tricked me inta gettin' locked up. After a couple decades, give or take, tha UAC broke me out, I smashed up Hell again, and now they're threatin' to put me back in.
Nothin' about it is too bright or happy.
>>
Did Marseille ever make a discord
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>>5553214
(Pretty gud. Have to get going now, though, but have a good day!)
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>>5553244
Literally fucking who?
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>>5553244
Stop asking, Red you thirsty nigger.
>>
I want ____ to play _____
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>>5553221
>Serenity moves closer with every word, a triumphant smirk growing as her distance from you shrinks
Or what, you'll make another hollow threat? It's been 10 seconds, Flynn.
>Seemingly taller than ever, the alluring demoness rests a hand on your chest plate, claws drumming against the metal rhythmically
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>>5553314
you
with my balls
>>
>>5553314
Anon
russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver
>>
>>5553314
My dad
catch with me
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>>5553349
Don't worry, I'll play catch with you Anon. >>5553314 can be the mom.
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What do you or your ava think of this

https://youtu.be/1ykxmnGbn-E
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>>5553116
What are you talking abo-
>She finally looks down, seeing the demon's member in all its glory.
Ah... heheh...
>She looks back up to Serenity's face, though her glance occasionally shifts downward.
That's... really something.
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>>5553214
(Fairly chill. Wondering what to eat.)

>>5553221
Ha! Twice a victor over the armies of the damned, and they seek to contain you?
>The old soldier grins, shaking his head at the sheer apparent farce of it all
Do they have no idea how terrible that would make their prospects?
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>>5553396
I think you need a job.
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>>5553396
>Shitty "lolz im drunkk" joke
>Parody of an already shitty song
>Godawful autotune
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>>5553276
(See yah!)

>>5553221
(How goes it, chef)

>>5553419
(Hot pockets, the answer is always hot pockets)
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>>5553396
>>5553453
I can't believe I'm saying this, but LD's right. Fuck Rucka Rucka Ali.
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>>5553456
>Hot pockets
I... was thinking some kind of stir fry, but I dunno what i've got in. Just as easy, less processed.
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>>5553398
We thought you might like it. Allow us to take the initiative for you, here.

>Clarifying her meaning, Serenity guides your hand to the slowly swelling member, wrapping your dainty fingers around the middle, though you can't quite touch your thumb and fingers together due to the sheer girth of it.

Doesn't that feel nice? It's perfectly ok to admit it.
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>>5553485
When i'm feeling lazy I stir fry cabbage and chicken with soy sauce and ginger.
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>>5553485
(That's a much better choice)
(Udon noodles are the best in it)
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>>5553322
G-Get yer filthy mitts off me, you fock! And my threats ain't hollow, I meant every word o' em!
>The ever-flustered marine grabs the demon's forearm, trying to pull it away from her armored sternum.
>>5553419
No matter how much I seem to help 'em, tha UAC don't care for me none, only usin' me as a living weapon. Not that I mind, got nothing against mindless demon slaughter, just....I don't like being confined to a granite box.
>Flynn crossed her arms, subconsciously trying to keep her panicking mind at rest.
I...I think I'm more than a gun wit' legs, aye?
>>5553456
>mama mia that's a spicy test subject
>>
>>5553506
>The huntress strains a smile, looking at her hand now grasping the purple mass.
It's... warm. What are you?
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>>5553533
>mama mia
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>>5553180
>It's a 'single line of nondescript dialogue is superior' episode
Hi there Fronk worshiper
>>
>>5553566
HERE WE GO AGAIN. MY MY, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
>>
>>5553591
Why did you pick Fronk of all people to complain about
>>
>>5553566
TOPE SUICIDA
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>>5553605
This

Fronk is pretty cool
>aside from taking all the good fucking characters
>>
>>5553605
Because it fits the description aptly. One line RP.
Why do people pick Ragyo or Nui or Coffee to complain about?
>>
>>5553613
wtf i hate fronk now
>>
>>5553613
Play something outside of your comfort zone then
>>
>>5553629
You're retarded m8
>>
>>5553566
>Miia will never be my mama
>>
>tfw you do one line ERPs with some people and character limit testers with others and its all fine and dandy and everyone is lovely and you wouldn't change anything about /erp/ except more people getting on
>>
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>>5553636
But I don't into anime

>>5553631
wtf I hate anons now I'm gonna post 20 copypastas and nuke the thread
>>
People who played generic animu shits like Iowa or Marseille are the worst.
>>
>>5553654
I like you.
>>
>>5553654
Fuck off.
>>
>>5553654
Are you me when I actually play?
>>
>>5553121
He's mentioned that he's done stuff he isn't really into in PMs. For example, I know he did vore sessions for Blaziken even though that's not something he likes.
>>
>>5553654
Honestly, in all true ways I can say this; One-Liner roleplayers are usually the nicest, least autistic people we have.
>>
>>5553682
They're also really hard on themselves, usually.
>>
>>5553664
Why do these two continue to get hate?
>>
>>5553663
So play a comic book character
>>
https://strawpoll.de/cyb769e
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>>5553695
Iowa is held up as god's gift to typefucking by a bunch of white knights, that's reason enough.
>>
>>5553533
(The spice comes from the tenacity)

>>5553591
(Okay I have several questions)
>>
>>5553664
What the fuck is a Marseille?
>>
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>>5553533
>There's a short snort of a laugh, and a nod of agreement
Of course! A simple goal and a solid stream of enemies to test your strength against is nothing to sniff at!
>He pats her on the shoulder with one of his large hands, hoping it will prove reassuring
But being a natural warrior doesn't need to define you - even if you're happy in the life!

>>5553510
>>5553527
(... you guys are making me hungry. Hungrier.)
>>
>>5553700
>Control F Iowa
>2 people saying she's the worst with nobody defending her and one person making a Lou Bega joke
You sure about that?
>>
>>5553553
We're a demon of course, we had thought our appearance rather telling. You should warm it up further, try stroking it.

>>5553533
>Serenity's claws punch through the armor plating in response, gripping it tightly as you woefully attempt to wrench her away
We do so enjoy those who try to fight back, trivial though the struggle is.

>Serenity
>>
>>5553702
>Chell

HNNNNGGG
>>
>>5553725
A character from "Liurkamoar"
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>>5553752
wat
>>
>>5553736
R-Right.
>Not sure why she's not resisting, Ruby obediently begins stroking her hand along the length of the shaft. She squats down a bit to get a better grip.
I've never seen anything this big.
>>
Fresh bread?
>>
>>5553752
That's it?
>>
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>>5553787
>202 images
>Page 9
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>>5553725
(Go get some food into you, chief)

>>5553740
(Here if you want a session)
>>
ITS
>>
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>>5553837
THE
>>
>>5553857
EYE OF THE TIGER
>>
>>5553837
TREASON
>>
>>5553865
IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
>>
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>>5553702
>spice comes from the heart and soul, everyone knows this
>>5553725
I suppose, lad. And it's true, as strange as it may be, sometimes...Sometimes, I think my natural habitat is on the battlefield, pumpin' lead inta tha bastards who oppose me.
I don't know if I ever want to become anythin' more complex than that.
>>5553736
>Flynn's eyebrows shoot up in immediate panic, then trying desperately to pry the demoness' probing fingers away from her. The invading hand had a lot more grip than met the eye.
H-Hey! Cut it out, this armor's all I'm wearin'! S'not my fault I went commando today..!
>>
>>5553830
(W-what kinda stuff does your Chell do?)
>>
>>5553857
I want to fuck that goat
>>
>>5553857
>>5553883
>female asriel

Into the trash it goes
>>
Any lurkers?
I got an erection needing to be teased.
>>
>>5553896
(Muscle stuff, portal stuff, pegging, up for suggestions if you had anything in mind)
>>
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>>5553903
Then fucc the goat.

>>5553913
You know what board we're on, right?
>>
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[Hi friends I'm alive]
[I passed out during writing last night, rip.]

[where's the person who wanted elizabeth and the person I was having Merry bro time with]
>>
>>5553936
>My son has tits
>>
>>5553936
...fuck
>>
>>5553857
>>5553883
>female asriel
You got my attention...
>>
>>5553781
You'll want to get it very wet then, we wouldn't want to hurt you by mistake, would we?
>Serenity places a hand on your shoulder, guiding you down further into the stance, until the tip of her now engorged member points directly at your lips. With particularly powerful throb, precum beads at the tip, almost inviting you forward

>>5553896
You're practically canned food then! Perfect, we had planned on sampling you for some time.
>Serenity laughs at your resistance, bringing her other hand forward, index finger pointing outward. The claw extending from it pierces your armor at the shoulder, then glides downward, cutting it open effortlessly, As your escape attempts grow more desperate, the incredibly sharp talon grazes your skin briefly, immediately drawing blood, though the cut is very shallow
We would highly recommend you give in, that is, if you wish to remain in one piece.

>Serenity
>>
>>5553946
How many avas do you have? Seriously, you're working hard on this shit.
>>
>>5553936
[I want to be major trash and have asriel fuck chara]
[I]
[I need it]
>>
>>5553946
Good god. All of those are part of your roster?
>>
>>5553946
>when the two biggest Discord attention whores aren't satisfied with the Discord so they come into the threads to attention whore
>>
>>5553932
(Assuming this was for me. I wouldn't really know where to start with her, but she's a waifu for sure)
>>
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>>5553957
Shut up mom I absorbed everyone's souls I can do what I want!

>>5553960
Can I get your dick though?

>>5553982
This actually sounds hot
>>
>>5553979
They don't play any of them correctly
>>
>>5553946
That's one hell of a card.
>>
>>5553946
>tfw this makes me feel slightly better about my MMMMMONSTERCARD
>>
>>5553946
Who's ninja girl in corner right? It looks like the dealer from fate of hands.
>>
>>5553979
>>5553993

[I made those months ago. And yeah, those are all of them (but some I don't play in threads, like the Jinx, because there's active ones of there here and I don't want to be a dick)]
[I'm just really flexible too, so if there's one not on there that you want, I can try them out as well]
[Reason I have so many is because I do actually write for a living, and challenging myself with multiple avas with different personalities helps me write.]
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>>5554004
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>>5554003
No! My SON can not have TITS. I can tolerate a whole lot of nonsense, but this is too far!
>>
>>5553998
(I linked that wrong, whoops)
(brb going to feel shame for awhile)
>>
>>5553946
I thought Luffy had a lot of avas. Shieeet.
>>
>>5553946
Do not ERP with this person, they have ERPed with Owain

You will always be lesser than he is.
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>>5553977
>She would be lying if she said it didn't look inviting.
Here goes nothing...
>She moves her head forward slowly, pressing her lips against the tip and getting the drop of pre in her mouth.
>'Tastes... weird.'
>She slides further down until the head is resting comfortable in her mouth, while she's now using both hands to slowly stroke the rod.
>>
>>5554041
>>5554003
This is gold.
>>
>>5554042
(How do you start a scene with Chell anyway? A test room with an..anon in it?)
>>
>>5554033
Oh, what have you written?
>>
>>5554045
And guess what? They're all generic anime sluts like luffy.
>>
>>5554033
Do you steal avas on request? It would be funny to a lot of the more stuck up users here
>>
>>5554033
Well that does explain a bit. But I like you and what you write, so it's all good to me.
>>
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>>5554041
You WISH you still had a body like this~!
>She rests her hand down on her curvaceous hip, cocking it out to the side, showing off her perfect figure
>>
>>5554064
The guide to getting your mom into bed. Shortest book i've ever written.
>>
>>5554032
[That is Astrid, from Skyrim.]

>>5554057
[Dude I don't give a flying fuck how good someone erps]
[It's still fun to write with people]
[Plus I'm shit too so]

>>5554003
[ /casually throws knife play into the mix with Chara]
[Let it tempt you]
>>
>>5554003
Well, I mean. That's a bit direct now, isn't it?
You could at lease, I dono, say hi first.
>>
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>>5553896
>The grizzled old knight tousles the marine's hair affectionately as she expresses those sentiments, seeing a lot of himself in her explanation
>A simple life fighting for something worthwhile is probably more fulfilling than a complex one full of doubts and anxieties
>It's why he preferred to lead from the front in battle, and not from behind a desk in some office - and so when he speaks, it is earnest
Doesn't sound so strange to me, fraulein.
>>
>>5554081
You're a generic anime slut
>>
>>5554105
>[Plus I'm shit too so]
Same ;_;
>>
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>>5554093
>Snaps her fucking teaching crop in half.
Now you're just lying. It's a well established fact that I am the best looking one down here.
>>
>>5554105
Is top rightmost Kuro?
>>
>>5554064
fanfiction and smut. it's mediocre as hell
>>
>>5554105
>Plus I'm shit too so

Everyone who isn't Owain, Iowa, or Midna is shit
>>
>>5554153
Iowa is a state, not a person.
>>
>>5554064
[Too many things to count to be honest.]
[One of these days when I'm better at writing I'll throw a link to my writing here.]

>>5554082
[Nah, I'm here to provide more content, not cause shit with people.]

>>5554114
[REINHARDT]
[/waves Mei in the distance]

>>5554139
[Yes]
>>
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>>5553977
>The marine's Praetor suit was manufactured in mind that it would be sustaining heavy blows from forces both demonic and ballistic--Not for acute slicing. With the purple demoness' cut across her torso, the armor disengages almost instantaneously, falling onto the ground with a heavy clunk, steam fizzing from the agitated area, exposing her nude chest.
>Flynn looked down, now more panicked than ever before. Blood never bothered her, not even her own, but the fact that her worst nightmare could so effortlessly chop through her Hell-forged steel terrified the living shit out of her.
Th-That's going to leave a scar...
>>5554114
>The demonslayer huffs air out of her nose, trying to remain macho while her mess of buzzed hair is fussed with, secretly enjoying it.
Thanks, lad...Y'seem ta be the only one here who gets the struggles of bein' a living, breathing, killing machine.
>>
>>5554153
(Please stop this. There are many lovely people here, ava and anon)
>>
>>5554153
Hi Iowaindna
>>
>>5554157
>states aren't people
Um, excuse me SHITLORD
>>
>>5554062
(Possibly. Post-Portal 2 also works, wandering a rustic and empty world, looking for people)
>>
>>5554169
It's too late. Owain introduced to the threads a new bar of quality. He's already taken over the Discord so it only fits he takes over the threads too. Submit to Urkel's BBC.
>>
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>>5554105
>Chara raping fem asriel
yes pls

>>5554108
Well, I'd be lying if I said I took on this form and didn't want your cock.

>>5554134
Mom, you're like... Way too old for this, I-I mean come on look at yourse-
>She stares you down, stopping mid-sentence at your hips, thick enough to rival her own.
I-I don't remember you being.. so...
>>
>>5553946
I wanna play with that Mawile desu
>>
>>5554169
>pretending like you didn't make that post
>>
REMINDER that if you play any of these, you are the cancer killing ERP and need to leave NOW
>Strike Witches
>Kancolle
>Pokemon
>Digimon
>Fate
>2hu
>Yugioh
>Jojo
>Any other generic anime trash I forgot
>>
>>5554058
>The rigid length responds immediately, twitching happily as more fluid leaks from the tip. Serenity stifles a satisfied moan, resting both hands atop your head, one thumb rubbing gentle circles into your scalp as you succumb to her rod. Holding you still, her hips begin to probe forwards, testing how much of her you can handle.

>>5554165
>Cackling wickedly at the exposed marine, Serenity wrenches your sinewy, strong frame forward, pinning your torso against her own with one hand, the other gripping the back of your head, forcing you to look up into her eyes
What's wrong, not so scary without your armor?
>Before you can respond, she leans downward, planting an invasive, tongue filled kiss onto your lips

>Serenity
>>
>>5554163
Fuck yeah. I absolutely have to play with you when I get the chance
>>
>>5554204
But anon, that's not how you spell Jinx
>>
>>5554204
>you will never be as desperate to fabricate e-drama as this anon
>>
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>>5554204
(Whether this is true or not, this is a place for people to have fun. 'Skill level' is a dumb term and is only used to shun people, not invite them in. Everybody has their own style be it long paragraphs or short and sweet descriptions. As long as the partners are having fun, it shouldn't matter either way!)

>>5554234
(I don't know the other two though, nor am I part of the discord...but that's all I'll say on the topic. Drag my name through the mud, but don't use it to disparage other people, please?)
>>
>>5554245
Forgot OW
>>
>>5554262
>>5554265
The problem is that Owain likes to brag a lot about his ERP ability and he frequently talks about the praise he gets from his partners. Where do you think the character limit meme came from? He brags about hitting the character limit on the Discord all the time. Hell, people in the Discord avoid ERPing with him because he lords his skill level over everyone.
>>
>>5554245
(Well, I'm mostly safe-)

>>5554283
(FACK)
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>>5554250
>As inch after inch slowly goes past Ruby's lips, she pushes her tongue up to taste the bottom of the shaft as it invades her mouth.
Mm! Mmph!
>She uses one hand to tap on the demon's side, trying to get her to stop before the tip hits the back of her throat. Her other hand continues stroking, slightly faster than before.
>>
So why do you all care about Owain so much?
>>
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>>5554165
>He beathes out a brief, booming laugh again, still apparently in good humour
Aah, I prefer to think of myself as the ultimate crushing machine!
>His thick arms wrap around the marine and give her a powerful squeeze, as if attempting to demonstrate his point

>>5554163
(We could totally continue if you wanted, if you don't mind my replies being slow. I'm sort of half making food, half typing nonsense over here.)
>>
Is Owain actually Burchard?
>>
>>5554327
Apparently he's the current boogeyman.
>>
>>5554311
I'm pretty sure he is being sarcastic. Most people don't seem to avoid him, it just seems like one or two who HATE him.
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>>5554311
>caring about anything anyone says on Discord
>>
>>5554327
Him and red actively try to thirst after Avatars and brag. Thy also try to get people to use discord exclusively
>>
>>5554327
Because he wants to be popular and be loved by everyone so he's outgoing in the Discord and is now showing up in the threads to stroke his ego some more.

It's the natural result of that happening.
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>>5554210
Hmph. I am NOT that old, Asriel. Now you can either listen to your mother and put those ridiculous tits away, or I'll have to... 'encourage' you to do so.
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