ERP: Go fuck yourselves edition.

Someone make a good thread.

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Nth for doggo

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>>5539226
I don't think I can

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Do you all like donuts?

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>>5539071 (Soviet)
Good on ya. If ye don't keep yerself strong, how're ye supposed to protect those poor people next door?
>>5539100 (Ruby)
Ah...I see. Didn't hurt yer first time, did it? Cos if it did, I'll track down the bastard who did it and cut 'is dick off fer ya.
>>5539109 (Rude n' Lewd Anon)
Do it and you die.
>>5539190 (Battler)
"Supplements"? Ye aren't taking steroids, are ye lad? Cos that'd be straight disrespectful.

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>>5539163 (Zwei)
>pats the doggo on the head
>>5539190 (Battler)
This is just confusing.

>>5539240
No. This has to be the least sexy pokemon ever made after tangela

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Why is Owain allowed

One jiro is more important and pleasant than 100 owains

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>>5539080
Anooon? What the heck are you doing? And why the heck do I feel like I should punch you square in the kisser?

>>5539094
Well that's real sweet of you, anon...I could go for some good o'll relaxation ti-
>Filia cocks her head towards the anon as he spews out the line of speech that she couldn't understand in the slightest
...What was that last part? You sounded like you said something...

>>5539190
...I'm starting to think I shouldn't want you near me, for the sake of my chastity...and Well being.

WILL SOMEONE GET THOSE FUCKING CASUALPOSTERS OUT OF HERE ALREADY?

>>5539268
I bet you like Lucario

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>>5539259
It's a long story...Okay so who's Blorg? That's the one with the scar right?

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>>5539258
No, it didn't! I'm fine. No need to do that.
>>5539270 (PetAnon)
Why not?

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Gah! You and your beard, old friend!
>She squirms powerfully against his arms, a small grin rising on her face even as she struggles to get free of the giant man's grip, but she goes still as he gives her a chaste little kiss on the cheek. Her smile broadens, the crow's feet at the edges of those bright eyes undimmed by age only adding to her mature beauty.
Well, you and I have different ideas of paid leave, perhaps. As for spotting me, well... You never see me until it's too late, Rein~.

>>5539281
I'm not sure that math makes a whole lot of sense.

How would 100 Owains be more pleasant than 1?

>>5539240
I am a man of taste, yes

>>5539290
>The Anon paused for a bit as he heard that comment about punching him. He would steal a quick grope of her rear before dropping her skirt and moving back a bit.

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I want to fuck Rinoa.

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>>5539318
>>5539240
Thick donut!

>>5539297
Blaziken is a good start.

Too bad the only one we have is a fucking memer

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>>5539258
Well, not STEROIDS, but let's say I tried really hard to grow as tall as I did.

>>5539259
You're telling me! It took me an entire chapter to get a grasp on things. And then there's gold words!

>>5539290
E-eh? I wouldn't hurt a poor, innocent girl. Even if she's got the body of a goddess!

>>5539313
>>5539212
Ahem...

>>5539281
Owain is literally the dudebro that joins a community to take it over

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>>5539258
Thats true. I have made a second one of the Bear Hug

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post cards

>>5539350
He'd make a better administrator than Virra, so I don't see the problem

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>>5539259
>Barks some more.
>He hopes she keeps petting him.

>>5539182 (Soviet)
>Barks as he is pet while leaning into it.
>Happy doggo.

>>5539350
>>5539281
Virra banned them last night, but the mods lit him on fire until he unbanned him.

>>5539363
Anyone is better than Virra.

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>>5539290
That would be me that ya don't want near you for ya well be-....wait a minute!

>>5539361
>Starts rubbing vegeta's shoulders
Well hello again~ Still seeing that you're not getting any of this tension released.

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Holy shit what the fuck is up with these party hats

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>>5539303
Whatever ya say, Red. Us ladies gotta stick together, eh?
>>5539270
>Was she crying in joy?
>Yes.
>She was.
>>5539344
Hah! You remind me o' Doomguy. Not because you're actually badass, but because 'e struggles with his height as well. Poor bastard's only 5'9", and it absolutely destroys him.
Calls 'imself a "manlet". Whatever that means.
>>5539354
Aw, ye didn't hafta go an' do that, bud. My guns are all I'll need, don't gotta worry 'bout me!
Next time ye see Doomguy, why don'tcha give 'im the extra so he can dual-wield, and such?
>>5539361
(Of course.)
>

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>>5539301
No, that's Weiss.
>>5539344
Stop! Stop right there. It's just going to get more confusing.
>>5539366
>rubs his neck while petting his back

>>5539373
Why is Virra such a tremendous autist with such an ineffectual mod team

>>5539373
I'm not surprised. Midna loves Owain and Lupin has been wanting mod position since day one.

>>5539327
>pets

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>>5539366
Good you are happy dog.
>>5539396
Alright. Also if Setsuna tell her I said hi and I am sorry for having jealousy like a filthy capitalist

>>5539373
Owain did nothing wrong.

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>>5539397
Weeeeeeessssst, okay so Bloke is the one with the ugly bow right?
>>5539361
Must...find...out...unknown number!

>>5539290
Oh, I must have had something in my throat. Ahem.
>Anon thumps his chest to clear out his air passage and speaks straight from the heart.
I wanted to spend some time with you. You caught my interest, big time.

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>>5539326
>Filia jolts as the anon gropes her plentiful butt.. She then rolls up her sleeves, like she's about to beat the tar out of the anon
Alright...That's The last straw mister! I'm gonna...have to politely tell you to stop, because that isn't okay.

>>5539344
...I dunno, you seem really fishy, and kinda molesty...I don't think I should trust you.

>>5539376
Uh, what is it? Why'd you stop mid threat?

>>5539414
Virra was in the wrong in this case anyway, they cited one of their reasons for banning basically as "no one likes him".

>>5539405
>Anons don't like Owain
>Anons think Owain should be banned from discord
>Virra bans Owain
>Mods get mad at Virra until he unbans
>Get mad at Virra

>>5539431
Well he triggered a bunch of autists and Virra. So he did something very right.

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>>5539438
You one of us? Because ya hair reminds me of my dad

>>5539405
The mods never let Virra do anything, Thats why Virra is shit.

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>>5539396
Right!
>>5539433
It's not... yeah, that's her. So she has been here.

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<since this is erp>
<who here wants to get crumbed on~?>

Is this thread gonna be as cancerous as the last one?

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>>5539361
+ Scanty, Mahiru, and every SMT demon.

>>5539454
This is what happens when you let the 4chan equivalent of Chad Thundercock join a community full of autists and social outcasts.

>>5539438
>He seemed a bit worried at first, but after hearing her words, any sign of worried faded away.
I guess I could stop. Anything I could do to make it okay? You have quite the nice butt.

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>>5539173 (Mei)
His fingers dig into the plush flesh of her rump as it rests over one of his legs, and he lets out a quiet, chuckling breath against her ear.
"Do I not seem like I care about protecting you?"
There is a slight rise to his voice - one part mock-offended, and the other faintly teasing.
"Why, I shelter anybody I can from the foe - it's not my fault if my barrier isn't completely impervious!"

>>5539313
>He snorts a short laugh as she objects faintly to the bristles of his beard, and sets her down on the ground at last, as gently as he can manage
It is good to see you!
But 'paid leave' is something I know very little about. Do you think I ought to talk to Winston about a wage?
>He throws his head back in a hearty laugh
He has enough to worry about without bankrolling my appetite!

POST HG CARDS

>>5539485
MAKE A NEW CARD AND ADD THEM ALREADY

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>>5539473
I'm very hungry!

Give me the bread!

>>5539494
That's what happened with Lore and they just banned him for making too many autists mad.

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>>5539473
>Walks up to the bread and takes a bite out of it.

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>>5539465
Think so, like hiding here, also I'm holding ya hostage, maybe, I think....want some Pizza? It's stuff crust
>>5539485
Mahiru?

Have fun trying to fuck in the threads you crazy bastards, the discord is always open

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>>5539396
Poor guy! Wait, are you two....

>>5539397
But I haven't even gotten to Closed Rooms!

>>5539438
Fishy..? No no, I hate the water. I'm the furthest from fishy you can get! But uh, the second bit may be just a little true.

Only because it's worth it, though. So come on! I'm not about to back down!

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>>5539485
I want to fuck Mahiru.

>>5539518
They also pissed off a bunch of the resident role-players by calling them trash.

>>5539464
No, he's shit for being a control freak and incredibly nepotistic

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>>5539473
>The dog barks at the bread, he looks hungry.

>>5539397
>Continued happy dog noises. After a bit the dog jumps up onto Ruby, expecting her to catch him.

>>5539429
>Is always happy.
>Barks again.

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>>5539361
Plus someone else.

>>5539485
>>5539536
I also want to fuck Mahiru.

>>5539532
Nobody wants to use your shitty server full of illiterate children and pedophiles, Virra

>>5539541
>Control freak
>Getting pushed around by mods
Pick one

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>>5539527
I'm not really a hostage if I can leave whenever I want. Sure, that sounds nice.
>>5539533
STOP
>>5539542
>catches the happy doggo

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>>5539502
kk

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>>5539429
I'll keep an eye out for 'er, then.
>>5539465
Stay safe, Red. Lotsa creeps around 'ere.
>>5539533
No. No, no no no NO!
A million times, no, just--No. We're alternate versions of each other, and that's the end of it.
Do NOT bring this up again.

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Sup, fuckers?
Which one of you sissy sluts wants to get fucked?~

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>>5539532

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>>5539361
(I kind of want to edit my card. Not sure if it shows off the characters enough. )

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>>5539548
>Another unknown
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!?
>>5539570
Work with me kid, I normally kill people instead of hostage

>>5539480
Worse.

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>>5539499
Ahhh, Winston... Still herding us with that legendary patience.
>Ana shrugs and smiles, hefting her rifle up over her shoulders as he sets her down. She sighs and looks over her shoulder, back at the arena.
Will, of course it's lovely to see you, but I must get back. You understand. We can talk later if you like. I'll even make you that special brew you badgered me for every time we were off duty.

>>5539589
Good luck, it's HG/SFWposting hour.

>>5539566
He's a control freak more often than not, and it's rare for the mods to do anything right or go against his stupid decisions

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Am I insane or are party hats fucking everywhere?

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>>5539516
>>5539522
>>5539542
<everyone, please, contain yourselves>
<you're going to...>
>
<now look at what you've done.>

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>>5539437
Wait a gosh darn minute...could it be, that you want to...g-go on a date with me?
An-Anon I...You should've just asked!
>Filia puffs out her cheeks as she playfully boops the anon over his head.

>>5539457
One of who no-
>One of the tendrils that made up Filias Hair flicks the back of her head
OUCH! SAMSON! WHAT THE HE-...ohhh! I get it...roll with it.
Uh yeah, totally!

>>5539497
You could apologise...or get me a milk shake! Either works.

>>5539533
Hmm...Then I guess you're just creepy, you should probably work on that, mister.

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>>5539502
>Sure, why not.
>>5539621
T-talking is fine too..

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>>5539579
Is very gud

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>>5539586
Yeah, I've noticed.
>>5539607
(IT'S A SECRET even though I talked about playing her before)
Alright, I'll go with hostage then. Where's the pizza?
>>5539589
Hi! Who are you?

>>5539381
>>5539635
>This is my first year on 4chan

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Hi everyone! I hope you're all having a good day!

>>5539303
Because that sounds slightly uncomfortable for me...

>>5539396
>is doomed to his new life of petting Doomgal.

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>>5539494
I may just be an idiot but I still don't know what happened, I was asleep while this whole thing went on and haven't been told anything besides "you made people upset".

>>5539635
Oh, right, it's already tomorrow in Eire.

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>>5539570
>Licks Ruby

>>5539636
>Wags his tail. The toast looks tasty. He wants it.

>>5539666
Where's Nepgear?

>>5539340
BIG FAT BUG TATS

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>>5539636
>Whacks the fucking toast
NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!

>>5539638
>He moves to sit beside Fillia before ordering her a milk shake.
I can certainly do that.

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>>5539485
I-I sent a friend request....

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>>5539653
Nuke'n it, not going to give ya it cold
(I MUST FIND OUT!)
>>5539638
I HATE MY FATHER!
>>5539666
Ellow Satan...I mean Neps

Is Chi-chi here today?
>tfw I'd still fuck Chi-chi after DBZA 55

>>5539670
You've basically been handed the keys to the Discord. Enjoy your fanclub.

>>5539548
Hello there Tharja... You're looking dark as usual today...

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>>5539669
But it would look so good!
>>5539674
>giggles
>rubs belly
>>5539704
Thanks.

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>>5539664
I've been here since 2013 or 2014 but what le fuk
>>5539673
Whad's habbenin
>>5539485
MAHIRU, IT'S DEFCON 1
SOUDA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE
AND HE IS GOING TO N U T

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>>5539617
>The old soldier smiles broadly and nods emphatically
Of course I understand! And I will hold you to this promise.
>Before she can leave, he wraps his arms around her one last time, another scratchy kiss planted against the top of her head
Be careful out there, habibti. Another scar or two would do nothing to dim your beauty, but if I have to drag you back from the underworld to have this talk, I shall!
>And with that melodramatic declaration, he lets her go

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>>5539361

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>>5539504
(BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE LOLWAPPEREDITOR ANYMORE!)

>>5539527
Uh...What is it? Do you need something?

>>5539536
Ew.

>>5539562
Double ew. What is wrong with you people? At least buy me dinner first!

>>5539727
Who's the beauty on the right?

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>>5539719
(P A N I C )

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>>5539683
Ehhh? You've seen nepgear around?!

>>5539704
S-satan?! But I'm the do gooder! YOU'RE the bad guy!

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>>5539717
That rarely changes. What do you want?

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>>5539730
Going to wreck you!
>>5539718
I maybe a crazy killer but even I don't give people cold pizza...that's just rude!

>>5539666
>robo hugs Nep before he goes to work

>>5539719
Why have you been on 4chan since you were 10?

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>>5539712
Elaborate.

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>>5539669
Cheer up, lad. I coulda killed you instead, aye?
>>5539730
Heya, Red #2. I heard somethin' about a modelling job? Don't think I'm quite cut out fer it, but let's see what happens, yeah?

>>5539730
I want to buy Mahiru a tasty dinner in an expensive restaurant, and then i want to fuck her!

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>>5539718
>Barks and licks more. His tail wags even more. He was quite happy.

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>>5539747
(Suzuha Amane)

>>5539780
You're fucking invincible.

>>5539281
Can someone explain to me what ANYONE has against Owain? I don't get it?

>>5539768
10?

Dude, Bolin is a fucking blastocyst in his mother's womb.

>>5539796
Damn, why does the mutt have to be here?

>>5539638
>He holds his arms over his head in 'defense', rubbing the spot he was hit in mock pain.
Hey now, I was going to get around to asking you out before. Eventually.
But what do you say? Up for a date?

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>>5539762
Thanks for being considerate.
So, how did you and Neo meet?
>>5539796
>Ruby was happy too. She continues petting the dog.

>>5539764
>Hugged cuterobo tight
Have a good day!

>>5539207
Hey Gou, [spoiler]I fucked your sister[/spoiler]

>>5539815
He's an obnoxious retard

>>5539780
>you're a completely normal person who likes being popular and being the center of attention
>join a server filled with people suffering from special snowflake syndrome
>within a month become the most popular user there
>trigger a manic depressive autist with no social skills who was clearly using the threads and the Discord to fill the lack of proper social interaction into leave

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>>5539674
>>5539687
>looks like the fire has gone out on it's own.
>it has suffered small injuries, but is technically still bread.
>the mysterious baked goods-wielding anon left it on the ground, it seems.

>>5539666
Nep a cute!

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>>5539829
After ya got her boss killed
>>5539754
I sure am

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>>5539730
>>5539787
She is good with the camera! Do you mind if I sit in? I wouldn't mind seeing some of those muscles of yours!

>>5539841
When? where? He seems pretty normal in the discord. About the only thing that sets him apart is being a regular male av. Is that literally it?

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>>5539666
>Nep
>In a thread with a Kamen Rider Drive OP
Am I still on /m/?

>>5539760
I just want your thighs, Tharja. And maybe a few other things.

>The anon took her hand, kissing it lightly like some flakey teenage sexpot

>>5539867
No, Owain, that isn't it

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>>5539752
>That nigger thinks he was slick by doing it when I was "offline".
>Little does he know we both had SEXUAL RELATIONS IN THAT THREAD
P A N I C
>>5539768
Because my parents dun fucked up when raising me. I was allowed unrestricted access to the internet. I discovered 4chan, was a /b/tard until I discovered HG, then I went from /hga/ to /trash/ to /r9k/, and then both.

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>>5539845
>Eats the bread.

>>5539829
>Licks Ruby a bit more before hopping out of her arms to go do dog things.
(Out of ideas on what to do with Zwei.)

>>5539867
>He seems pretty normal in the discord

That's literally the only problem. Someone called him a Chad and that's basically what he is. Just a guy who likes attention, likes making friends, and being popular. Owain just decided to do it in a community filled with autists and social outcasts.

>>5539844
>Owain
>Most popular
Dropped

>>5539801
That's quite a butt.

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>>5539863
Oh. Right. So you hired her?
>>5539892
Oh, okay. Bye!

>>5539904
*Most popular male ava

Reminder that the one person shitposting owain is alpha

>>5539896
There are plenty of people who are friendly and make friends though, the only thing I can see that sets him apart is he has a male avatar.

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>>5539689
And just like that! All is forgiven!
Thanks a bunch, anon!

>>5539704
...Uhhh, di-different part of the family treeee?

>>5539827
Of course I'm up for a date! How could I say No? You were so nice to me yesterday! I kinda owe you!

>>5539891
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

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>>5539884
>She looked unamused at the gesture. The sorceress stood up, making her figure all the more visible.
I suppose it's better to be direct. Get on your knees.

>>5539931
Put the community in the perspective of high school

Owain is the jock who decided to hang out with the group of circlejerking nerds.

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>>5539888
Well I'd like to know then I could try and fix it.
>>5539844
I didn't think he was actually serious about that. I thought the point of the community was to try and meet other people who like to RP.
I didn't think I would upset anyone with the way I went about doing things.

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>>5539912
She had that killer instinct I love!
>Hands Rube a pizza on paper plate and a root beer
And we click so well together, I do all the talking and she does that thing that makes people not win
>>5539940
I hate those ass holes too! I hate Tom! I hate Dick! and I hate Larry!

>>5539947
What is jockish about him though? He doesn't post that differently from anyone else, we are all shut in nerds doing the same nerdy shit, even by nerd standards this is pretty extreme.

>>5539944
Sure thing.

>the anon complied and slowly got on his knees, looking up at the dark sorceress

The view is great from here.

>>5539940
So now that things are forgiven. Is there anything I can do to touch your butt without you minding?

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>>5539940
>I have Mahiru senses in my brain
>That and I saw what stocking said when i put my name in the archive the one day so I've been lurking, waiting...feeling...
HOW DOES THE MADMAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?

>>5539963
but do they drive you to drink?

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>>5539867
Considering he spends all his time on the discord, you can easily doubt that he is 'normal'. The dude is weird trying to get into everyone's pants 24/7.

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>>5539963
>She takes a bite of the pizza before a quick sip of the drink.
It's... good. Thank you.

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>>5539762
Uhhh, no you aren't.

>>5539787
>Mahiru just kinda stares at the muscle bound woman and nods
Uhh...A-All You need to do i-Is flex...

>>5539792
That's...a little more acceptable...I think?

>>5539866
O-Oh no! Not at all, watch all you want! Don't you worry about disturbing the shoot in the slightest.

>>5540008
(GOSH DARN IT, SOUDA MAN! HE KNEW! HE KNEEEW! SHOW YOURSELF, FIEEEEND!)

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>>5539905
Huh, you think so?
>She turned around and bent over, giving him a nice view of her ass while she looked at him through her legs.
I usually try to keep myself in shape. I actually came back from a quick jog, so I hope you don't mind me sweating like a dog for a bit.

>>5540036
Again that makes him normal for this place, he doesn't do anything weird by discord /erp/ standards at all..

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>>5539992
Flattery will get you nowhere.
>She picks up her book and mumbles a few words. Her lower clothes dissipate, and a hole forms in her skintight fabric, showing the anon her slit.
Use your tongue. Please me, and we may go further.

>>5540056
No it's perfectly fine. You have a lovely ass. The sweat just makes it even better.

>He leaned in close to get a better look at it

>>5539852
Hiya cute anon! I'm not at home so not many images!

>>5540066
ERPing as steve urkel isn't weird? Well alright then. I guess we're forgetting how everyone thought it was cringe inducing.

>>5540066
He's an NTR doujin antagonist only he's not malicious about it

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>>5539866
Don't mind at all, lad. Observe as you wish, I ain't embarrassed o' anythin' on my body.
>>5540053
Now then, I do have this armor on, yeah? Should I remove it? Can't quite see my biceps through an inch of demon-forged steel, now can ye?

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>>5540016
OF COURSE!
>>5540046
Yeah well, I got manners at times...so you know how to beat a Goddess? Just asking it's on my to do list
>>5540053
Not with that line in front of me, rain check, I'll get you later!

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>>5540053
When will he strike again? He won't be happy with just one session. He could be in this thread right now, lurking, waiting for his chance to schlong Mahiru.

>>5540076
No problem!

>The anon used his knees to get closer to her, his face inches away from her slit. Grabbing her plump rear he reached forward with his tongue to pet her wet slit directly

Mmmm~....

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>>5540053
Ha, excellent!

>>5540104
And why should you be? I bet they are beautiful!

>>5540100
So in other words someone here is jealous he is also fucking their waifu?

>>5540095
That was just a meme thing, I dunno why people act like a fucking smut writing chatroom is SERIOUS BUSINESS

>>5539949
You can fix it by leaving

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>>5540117
I can't help you there.

>>5540036
>ERPing on /erp/
When will this end

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>>5540100
I don't understand how that works because it's not like RPing with someone suddenly gives you ownership over them so they can't RP with others.
>>5540150
Maybe one day.

>>5540053
So, is that a yes?

>>5540146
Owain is an above average ERPer and since we all know that ERP ability is the equivalent of having a good cock and a good partner in bed but online, that basically means that everyone's' waifu gets fucked better by him.

Combine that with his outgoing, magnetic personality that reminds everyone of the popular Chads from high school and you have a recipe for disaster

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>>5539361
I'm making a lewd version of the K64 card soon, buuut otherwise I'm open.

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>>5540129
>Her slit quivers slightly as he begins to lick it, but she otherwise doesn't react.
Go on.

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>>5540174
The recipe for disaster is just those few extremely insecure, childish anons apparently freaking out over him. Again, I've never seen him do anything that other people do all the time, and no-one complains about them.

Someone's got a hateboner and should just drop it, this drama is beyond silly

>>5540198
>Gently massaging her cheeks, his tongue tickles her love nub as a playful finger sneaks between the cheeks of love

Mmm... Tharja~...

>A breathy voice can be heard between her glorious thighs as he attacks her most sensitive spot

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>>5540185
Isabelle hold my calls!
>>5540158
DAMNIT! Wait maybe if I pray her to lose!? Think it'll work?

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>>5539940
O-owe me? Was I that nice yesterday? I'm kinda embarrassed if you put it like that.

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>>5539963
Uhh...Im on Mo-Moncas side of the tree?

>>5539998
Uh, quick question...why do you wanna touch my butt so badly? I don't really think it's all that great.

>>5540231
>People haven't complained about avas being thirsty yet Owain is the biggest thirster than the 3 runnerup combined

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>>5540233
Mm...
>The sorceress begins moaning softly at his assault. She places both her hands on the back of his head.
Stop speaking. Your tongue should be on me at all times.
>She holds his face into her crotch, giving him no more room to speak.

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>>5539499
She made a sideways glance towards his hand on her butt, but she didn't share anything about it. Hearing him made her make a playful, mocking face at him, poking his chest with one of her fingers
"I can handle myself, too!"
She let out a soft breath, and looked up at him, right back into his aged eyes with her own bright ones.
"The foe never scares you, no matter how smart they get. I admire that in you."

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>>5540234
Maybe? I dunno.

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>>5540296
I'll do it! Thanks Rubber, ya the best hostage I've only had!
>>5540278
....WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?

>>5540283
>The anon's voice disappeared as he gave her slit a series of slow, upward licks, clearly teasing her. Grabbing her butt with one hand the other pierces her butt with a finger, pushing it inside her very gently

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>>5540278
>sticks penis into vagina
Ah, I'm late.The fatty took her spot. Tell Mahiru thanks for our earlier run when I was faceless :^)

>>5540278
Not all that great? I think your butt is quite amazing. It's large, soft, and pretty squishy by what I felt.

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>>5539148

>Oh boy, if only he knew what he just gave permission to. Highlights flickered through her eyes that made them darker and practically full of a malicious lust now. Her grin snapped up into a sly crack of a teeth-bearing smile.

You mean show you one.

>While he was distracted running his hands across the smooth, tanned skin that she freely exposed, one of her tiny hands moved between his legs to rub up along his crotch, feeling for his member. Her other hand was already working on undoing his pants, it didn't seem like she wanted to waste any time. She was already needy from going twice today and not having anyone satisfy her. Her thighs were wet from her own scent and lust, strong enough for him to smell it if he got closer.

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>>5540280
Owain is really just the most active male ava top, that's it.

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>>5540104
U-Uh...Ye-Yeah! Yeah, so I can get better shots of your muscles l, cause that's super important!.

>>5540118
(HE'S A FIEND! A FIEEND! And I want to plow him in the pooper.)

>>5540130
O-Of course! I wouldn't mind, after all, two passion filled masses of muscle are better then one!
>Mahiru juts her hand in the air and whispers a little "Hooo hah!" To herself

>>5540165
Well that depends? We kinda have to be in a relationship for a while...then we go on the date, then we...yeah.

>>5540318
(SOOOOOOOOOUUUDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, REEEEEEEEEEEE)

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>>5540308
Mph!
>She grunts as she feels him penetrate her back door. But she doesn't object. After a bit, she pulls his head back.
That's enough. Do you wish for release?

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>>5540373
>And I want to plow him in the pooper
Same.

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>>5540305
Thank! Can you tell Neo to not do what she wants to do with me?
(Want a hint for the secret ava?)

>>5540395
>He'll look up at her, his lips dripping with her pussy juice. He licks it up and nods

Yes please Tharja.

>He'll also pull out of her backdoor and stand up, shuffling his pants and underwear downward, revealing his full erection

(also that gif is great)

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>>5540373
>Nigger don't think I wasn't lurking the threads as soon as you said you were thinking about using her. I have Mahiru senses.

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>>5540413
Noooooope, but if it makes ya feel better, she wants to do worse to ya sister
(YES!)

>>5540373
That sounds reasonable. How about we just skip ahead a few steps, time is a precious resource after all.

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>>5540447
That... doesn't help. At all.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPyAii6f-hc)
(Pay attention to the lyrics)

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>>5540434
(Fug xD, u got me souber xD)
(We're going to ERP so hard ;^))

>>5540465
Yeeaaah, no, patience is a virtue, and every man should understand that.

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>>5540130
Ah....You sly dog, you. Better watch yerself, buddy boy, I might hafta smooch ya fer bein' so flattering!
>>5540373
Right, then.
>The demonslayer, without hesitation, begins removing her armor by popping it off, one plate of steel at a time. With each metal shell disengaged from hugging her frame, she sets them down on a nearby chair, forming a neat pile with the suit's signature helmet sitting on the top.
>With her armor fully removed, she only stood clothed in a tank top and boxer briefs, further adding to her tomboyish scheme. Surprisingly enough, those came off too, leaving the marine completely nude.
So, what do I do again? Just flex? Seems simple enough, lass.

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>>5540427
>She looks down at his manhood, interested in how it will feel inside her.
Take a seat.
>Tharja gestures to a chair nearby. At the same time, she removes her upper clothes and the rest of the fabric with the earlier spell, letting her breasts free.

>>5540494
>this entire post
Why is this kind of shit allowed?

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>>5540472
Your anus will be saying otherwise
(Oooooooh, could have also gone with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MbZT5e7A64 )

>>5540494
Nope. I refuse to engage in any more ERP sessions. I've got what I wanted, and I don't intend to ever come back unless I see another Mahiru, which I will steal her virginity as well.

>>5540509
With pleasure!

>The anon removed the rest of his clothes as well, and stared at Tharja, not taking his eyes off her for a single second

I knew your tits were big but man....

>A drop of drool escaped his mouth as he stared at her curves

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>>5540287
She jabs at his chest, insisting on her own abilities, and Reinhardt doesn't contradict her. His easy smile stays firmly in place, as do his increasingly feely hands on her pleasantly pudgy hindquarters.
"I've seen you," he agrees, "Your ice has saved a great many people - and you never shy from combat even if you weren't built for it like some of us."
He starts to gently raise and lower the leg she has straddled, experimentally pressing it up and down, applying a slight pressure between her thighs and testing her reaction.
"That takes its own kind of courage."

>>5540373
>He raises an eyebrow

>>5540496
>Unabashedly, the old soldier admires the marine as she strips off, nodding appreciatively
Well, you'd have to ask the photographer first. I wouldn't want to disturb her shoot.

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>>5540494
JUST LET ME STICK IT IN YOUR E-BAJINGO ALREADY
I NEED TO KEK SODOPOP!

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>>5540519
Hehey, looks like it's time for me to go!
Thanksforthepizzabye!
>She dashes out without taking a second bite or sip.

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>>5540530
(Wait...but You didn't fug Mahiru yet...).

>>5540573
WAIT, WHAT? I DON'T...God, I'm lost...

>>5540554
Does Reinhardt-sama have discord?

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[Added some glitter glue to my card in GIMP. I will also be around but be warned. I am also juggling a stream viewing with Miyafuji/Witch Anon.]

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Owain was a meme I got bored or trying to perpetuate, yet people still want to try and boost him even more without realizing you're just making him think even more highly of himself.

Good job you retarded, insecure autists.

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>>5540590
THE FIRST POST YOU REPLIED TO IS DADDY SODAPOP
THE ANON CURRENTLY TRYING TO TAKE MAHIRU OUT TO DINNER AND GET IN THAT PHOTOGRAPHER PUSSY IS ME
GEEZ
GET IT RIGHT

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>>5540541
You'll have plenty of time to gawk.
>She shoves him into the chair and strides towards him until she's standing right in front of the anon.
I do want to hear you beg.

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Um...Hello everyone...Has anyone seen Chie?

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>>5540585
>Finally pokes out of hiding.
Phew. Thought she'd never leave.

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>>5540590
>>5540494
THERE WILL BE NO SEXUAL ACTIVITIES UNTILL YOU HAVE DONE THE PROPER WARMUP, KOIZUMI!

.....After I have taken the BIGGEST shit in human history!

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>>5540592
Yeah. I don't really publicise it though. I'm not very active on it so people are bound to be disappointed.

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>>5540590
Yes I did. All because my steam says I'm "offline" doesn't mean I'm offline.

>>5540616
Oh Tharja!

>The anon clasps his hands together, looking up at her with nearly teary eyes

Please allow this soul the pleasure of experiencing sexual intercourse with the great dark sorceress!

>>5540638
Ooh Valentine~

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>>5540496
Alriiight! Now just flex a bit. aanddd
>Mahiru raises the Camera out to her face, ready to snap truck loads of pictures
GOOOO!

>>5540554
I'm saying it'll be nice having two people filled with passion around, y'know?

>>5540625
Warm ups? But I wasn't plann-...EWWW! TO MUCH INFORMATION! WAAAY TO MUCH! GROOOSSSS!

>>5540640
(Wait...the only person I was close to lewding was Rei from last ni-...no way.)

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>>5540585
...SON OF!
>>5540618
Well she still looking for ya....West?

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>>5540625
Please avafag Nekomaru m8
My fucking sides are gone

>>5540287
"Hey there Mei..I don't know if you remember me or not, but it's nice to see you again!" The anon smiled warmly at the familiar girl.

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>>5540666
>She runs back in almost as soon as she left.
Whoops, almost forgot my dri-
>>5540618
>The young huntress stops dead in the middle of the sentence for a long, awkward silence.
>blink
>blink

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>>5539361
(Everyone is on the menu! Fuu and Usagi are tonight's Blue Plate Specials)

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>>5540677
....I can't remember which one that one is
>>5540682
Blue Plate?

What we need is ERP 2.0

Threads that are exclusively about ERP and none of the other garbage such as drama, shitposting, blogposting, derpposting, non-ERP avas, and so on.

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>>5540643
Of course.
>She places her knees on either side of him and lowers herself until his tip is prodding against her now-sopping slit. The sorceress looks at him with cold eyes as she slides down a bit more, letting the head slide past her lips.
Mmm...

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>>5540666
No, you're thinking of Weiss, I'm Bl-

>>5540677
>"oh, you have got to be kidding me!!''
...Um...Uh...
>caught

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>>5540664
>The scent of a man doing a curler is soon followed by the crack of wood, porcelain and stone
>Think someone just blew up the restroom

Gross? GROSS! Taking a shit after a good meal and training is the number 1 priority of any athlete that reaches for the stars! EVEN SOMEONE WHO IS INTO PHOTOGRAPHY HAS TO TAKE A DUMP AT ONE POINT! Especialyl if she is going to make love! Do you have any idea how many sex-related injuries people get every year? DO YOU, KOIZUMI>

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>>5540664
You played yourself, nigger.

>>5540707
Would have to remove any sort of connections to other places like discord and such, and I don't see that happening. There's always going to be a section of people who believe they know what's best for everyone else, and makes their own little group. It's a Neverending cycle that's gone on for as long as role play has existed

>>5540707
No, we'd be just fine without the discord drama and LD.

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>>5540664
>The marine's neutral face switched to beaming proud in an instant. Flexing as hard as possible, the Doomslayer of legend put on a bright smile for the camera.
>>5540554
>Right before the pictures were about to be taken, Flynn seemed to wink at the hulking Germanic man sitting in the corner.
Bit chilly in here, innit?

>>5540603
(Heya, I was playing with you over the weekend on Sunday. If you're free sometime tonight, would you like to continue/start something else? I'll be around all night.)

>>5540710
Mmmm.....
>The anon watched her descend upon him, placing his hands on her shoulders but not pushing her downward, just guiding her as his hot rod penetrates her tight hole

Ahhh... Tharja... Nice and tight.....

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Eve falls upon the land of wonder,
the season changes as loud as thunder.
The month of monsters is finally here,
so comes this Cat's grin from ear to ear.
As the great orange moon rises to the skies,
the restained lust of our denizens unties.
Let the days of pleasure come unfurled,
in the name of Eros across this world.
From village to dell and everywhere between,
From the mountains high to the low ravine.
This Cat welcome you to my home and stead,
but let's not get too far ahead.
I am the purveyor of the gate,
always watching, never late.
This Cat's deemed role is your guide,
to take you through the land in stride.
For now though the monsters slumber,
So only I you may count among the number.
I'm built for questions, it is my duty,
no need for shyness I'm not snooty.
So welcome friends to the kingdom grand,
your never-ending Wonderland.

>>5540707
Pretty sure someone already made that on 8ch and it's dead as fuck at the moment.

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>>5540724
ARE WE SCREAMING NOW
I LIKE SCREAMING, LET'S SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>5540707
https://8ch.pl/erp/index.html

>>5540720
Are you trying to get back to HG or do you belong here?

>>5540758
Very cute cat!

>>5540764
>Hoshi
>HG
lol no

>>5540701
(Specials of the day basically)

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>>5540761
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>5540764
Have fun being deader than the actual erp board on that shit site and here.

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>>5540720
Ah yes Bl, Who could ever forget Bl and ya ugly ass bow
>>5540790
I'll take it!
>>5540792
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

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>>5540761
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

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>>5540664
>He nods, chuckling
Of course!

>>5540740
>A broad, joking grin splits his face and he looks down at his warm and comfortable vest and pants. He shrugs.
It's not anywhere close to southern Spain, but it seems alright.

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>>5540661
Oh, Anonymous.

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>>5540792
>>5540805
>>5540806
RIP AND TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>5540758
>Gropes the cat

>>5540831
How are you today?

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>>5540792

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEERRR

YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE WHOLE PLANET

YOU HAVE TO STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

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>>5540554
It seemed Mei finally noticed him playing with her leg and butt, because she stopped talking and looked down at his hands. Her face went a couple shades of red.
"Um...Rein, you...uh.."
She would has asked what he was doing but she looked so flustered that she couldn't piece together a sentence, much less a question.

>>5540758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FF4jcSlr9Y

SO

>>5540864
ME BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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>>5540720
...heeeeeey.

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>>5540864
Z E T T A S L O W

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>>5540676
Mei glanced up and spotted the anon, pushing up her glasses before waving back with a tiny smile.
"Oh! Hello there!"

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>>5540843
Waiting on a...patient of mine.
>she looks up from her clipboard, dry as ever before
And how are you?

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>>5540749
>She finishes her descent, his whole length now inside her. The sorceress wastes no time, quickly beginning to bounce as her breasts flop freely.
What did I say about flattery?

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>>5540775
>From her branch on hi, the multicolored feline gives the man a smile as wide as she described. She lays upon her front, idly kicking her legs covered in a stockings of black and purple.
Such nice compliments front a stranger,
please step forth, I'm no danger.
Perhaps I should come there instead?
Though through the mud I'd rather not tread.

>>5540838
>The cat remains sitting as the stranger gropes her. Words do not need to be exchanged to take joy in the simple pleasures of a hearty grope. Her tail floats behind her, wiggling in happiness with it's purple and black fur standing up on edge. When his hand stops, it immediate darts to coil around his wrist, pulling him back in.

>>5540853
How oddly appropriate for tonight's festivities,
it'll go along nice with our planned activities.
Stranger, perhaps you are a bard?
Who knew I'd find someone so talented in my backyard.

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>>5540805
>figures that's the best she's going to get.
Close enough.

>>5540884
>face turns bright red in shame.
...Hi...

>>5540768
(Sorry, I''m not sure what you're talkin about.)

>>5540903
I am well, just wanted to see if you were available for a quick check up.

>>5540850
the hell? who is that? 18? but... green hair?

>>5540916
I was checking if you were actually an ERP blake, if you are then I'm glad the rwby I wanted most finally showed up

>>5540912
What a lewd cat! So you are looking for fun or going to take us somewhere today?

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>>5540916
SCORE! Now We just need Punch Blond and the other unfun one that I keep confusing you with!
>>5540932
I think he killed Miku
>>5540912
Hey can ya rhyme the word orange?

>>5540912
Very cute *and* soft cat

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>>5540724
WHY WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE ABOUT TAKING A DUMP? SERIOUSLY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? THAT IS SUPER UN-MANLY! AND NO, I DON'T! DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!

>>5540740
>Mahiru starts snapping away, taking Pictures left and right...literally, she was darting left and right, getting every possible angle she could...
Great! Fantastic! Yes. Yes. YEESSS! KEEP IT UP!

>>5540727
(Na-Nani? I-I have no idea what you're talking about...were you that anon that drugged up Stocking and fugged her? Speaking of which, where is the nigger, we need to finish that)

>>5540825
Exactly! So just sit back, and relax...and try not to sprain anything.

>>5540910
Right... Sorry...

>Anon watches her breasts hypnotically before grabbing them and squeezing them, leaning in to lick one of them at the same time