Samus thread

I want to impregnate Samus

>>5522931
>ruining her lineage with your shit-tier genetics

>>5522931
VERY good post.

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>tfw we will never get any new Metroid games

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No I just fapped please spare me.

>>5522931
I want to be Samus

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>>5522936
No.

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>>5522936
Not happening

>>5522935
wow could she look any more inviting

>>5522934
But we just got Federation Force :^)

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I love Samus' body!

>>5522942
i CAN DO THAT

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>you will never be locked up in chastity while Samus gets knotted by a huge rotweiler while you're tied up
>samus will never fart the doggy cum out of her asshole into your mouth while making fun of your little cock and how you could never please her

>>5522942
>you will never put your face between those thick thighs

>>5522932
CODE 6969, SHOTS FIRED, I REPEAT, SHOTS FIRED

>>5522931
I want to kiss Samus.

>>5522949
i love this artist

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>>5522944

>>5522931
>Samus will never sit on your face, forcing you to eat her ass as she teases your dick
>she will never ride you as you beg for release
>she will never force you to cum inside her and take responsibility

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>>353301883
What ethnicity is Samus?

>>5522954
Bird

>>5522955
Is she an endangered species?

>>5522930
Who made this?

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>>5522954
bimbo race

>>5522956
Yeah, there aren't many left. I hear they need volunteers to breed her.

>>5522959
I will volunteer.

>>5522957
You're being sarcastic right?

>>5522957
It's a mystery

>>5522930
What would life as Samus' stay-at-home husband be like?

>>5522963
Pretty boring since she'd be out all night fucking black guys.

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>>5522952

>>5522963
>Samus gets home from a long day
>forces you to eat her out as she relaxes on the couch
>at night she treats you like a human dildo, ignoring you and simply riding you until she's satisfied

>>5522969
That's called living the dream.

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>>5522969

>>5522930
>armour casually tossed to the side like a piece of garbage

A perfect representation of the death of this series.

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>>5522960
Well come on then. I don't have all day you know.

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>>5522979
>heels

>>5522980
Samus has worn heels for a while now

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I want to be Samus and have wild sex with you

>>5522983
Only since Other M. Not that I'm complaining.

>>5522984
I accept, on the grounds that you still have a cock

>>5522986
But of course. A long, juicy one just waiting for a hole.

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>>5522984
I want you to be giant Samus

>>5522984
I love this artist

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>>5522988
>>5522990
Is this the erp thread?
[email protected]

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>>5522992
They have some great stuff

>>5522993
Are you making a new email every time or are there just a huge amount of anons that rp as samus?

>>5522995
There are just a lot I suppose

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>>5522980
>beauty marks

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>>5522985
>>5522983
Hate high heel.

>>5522997
>those lips

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>a thread actually moved for once instead of deleted
horry sheit

>>5522998
shit taste

>>5523019
The legends are true

>Fuck Samus once
>Hang out with Samus in space for a day
>Be Samus for the rest of your life with the responsibility of sucking ten cocks a day

Which one anon?

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>>5523019
>tfw it's finally happening

>>5523053
I would have NO issue if the moderation just moved fun shitposter threads to trash to continue maybe streamline the process so people don't have to click a link to get back but they are lazy, hotpocket devouring fat fucks.

>>5523055
The last one. Definitely

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Welp, since we're here.

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>>5523055
bitch please
Last one OBVIOUSLY but i won't limit myself to 10

I want Samus to tease me with her hot body and give me JOI while she watches me cum for her

>>5523081
This isn't a Sarah Bryant thread.

>>5523077
>>5523126
Are you sure? The responsibility of finding the cocks is your own, they don't just magically appear for you. You'd have to act like a HUGE slut to attract ten or more guys a day

>>5523156
I want her to sit on my face and tease my dick with her feet

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>>5523174
Oh the HUMANITY

>>5523174
You underestimate how much I would whore myself out as Samus

Hi /v/

I want Samus to kidnap me and brainwash me into being a bimbo!

>>5523335
>Samus
>ever not being the one being brainwashed

Too many gays

>>5523174
It's easy. I would just become a cumdump for all the horny anons out there.

>>5522982
Post more muscular samus please

>>5523507
I want to taste that asshole

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any plumbery enthusiast?

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>>5523579
That pic is more fit than muscular, the rest that I have are larger.

>>5523604
This doujin is great

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>>5523627
Jesus

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I wish Samus was my mom

Wow I didn't know there was a /trash/ board. lol

>>5523749
>she's crying
who made this
why are they alive

>>5523019
>>5523053
You guys send us Peach and Samus threads on a regular basis. Not that I'm complaining.
>>5523995
There isn't, you're just imagining things.

>>5523532
HEY! It's That Creature That Looks Like A Croissant That You Can Freeze And Use As A Platform!

>>5528674
It's always great when a thread gets sent here instead of deleted.

I just wish there was some more erp going on in this one.

>>5522930
Reminder the Zero Suit is the cancer killing Samus.

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>>5529610
And I'm the cancer killing this thread

>>5529634
>MLP
This board is for trash, not cancer.

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>>5529641
You'll fit in one day friend

>>5529676
>even has the jet heels
Ultra Cancer.

>>5523019
I wear it's always a /v/ lewd thread