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>>5516235
Captions are cancer

>>5516261
Anons are cancer

The Quick and Dirty Guide to ERP "Doms" and "subs"

Among "subs":
>The lazy "sub"
This "sub" introduces as such, and begins just about the same as most do, though with a few tiny warning signs of low effort. As play progresses, they descend further and further into doing as little as they can to keep things moving. Most just end up going with *moans* or some sort of dialogue noise.

To identify early, order the "sub" to actually do something.
Frequency: High

>The blank slate "sub"
This "sub" has no character whatsoever, and will even act in manners that are directly opposed to their own self-preservation within a roleplay, for no other reason than the author wants them to. Presenting little to no challenge to maneuver as their partner wishes, this "sub" also parrots and mimics their partner's orders and requests, providing very little imagination or detail along the way.

To identify early, present the "sub" with a choice.
Frequency: Medium

>The fair-weather "sub"/The I'm-actually-a-bottom-not-a-"sub"
This "sub" type (get it?) is actually two separate variations on the same theme, which is that while presenting themselves as "subs", they are not sub. This type is actually pretty varied in presentation, but almost always: a fair-weather "sub" will only submit when it's convenient to their interests, while a "sub" who is really just a bottom will respond without cooperation to power dynamics.

To identify early, respond to cattiness with punishment.
Frequency: Medium/Very High

Among "Doms":
>The asshole "Dom"
This "Dom" introduces as a "Dom", but quickly shows that it's just an excuse to act like an asshole, while still expecting their partner to want to continue on. They will be abusive without reason, arbitrary, and end up behaving in all sorts of immature manners when they have to actually work for their domination.

To identify early, introduce some resistance to their domination.
Frequency: Very High

Hey erp. Ass, tits, thighs, or hips?

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>>5516273
Why not all of them?
Also
>No option for belly

>The powergaming "Dom"
This "Dom" just wants everything to go their way, no matter what, even if it makes no sense in the current play dynamic. They will force actions through in a pinch, or spontaneously develop some character method to make their partner submit, rather than relying on force of will, coercion, or seduction.

To identify early, disregard one of their "godly" characteristics.
Frequency: Medium/High [F-List]

>The I'm-really-just-a-top "Dom"
This "Dom" is just on top. They prefer not to take, but to give, and have a very stunted sense of humor within play. They're really a simple subtype, but right up there in terms of frequency with the asshole "Dom".

To identify early, introduce a lighter-hearted aspect to your play.
Frequency: Low

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>>5516261
Good to know, anon! Thanks!

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>>5516273
(Hips)

>>5516242
>Ash is left panting and breathless in the aftermath of...well, everything. Messy and exhausted, he slips forward, freeing himself from the anon's cock. Almost immediately, he knees buckle and he hits the floor, sighing peacefully
You could...say that.
(Got a little weird with that last post but I hope you had fun)

>>5516272
(Wew lads)

>>5516230
>Making a startled notion as he noticed his chest go shirtless from how much it was ripped, he slowly regained his cool as he smile at the sight of her bountiful chest, before finding himself kissing her again before staring into her eyes. Nodding on command, he slowly laid back, his back against the floor as a tent popped up from his jeans.
Yes, my empress...
>He moaned out on pure instinct.

>>5516273
Thighs

>>5516301
(It was; thanks! I'll try to give more warnings of what will happen beforehand.)

>>5516280
>right up there in terms of frequency with the asshole
>Very High
>Low

Oops, meant right up there in terms of arrogance.

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>>5516273
Hell of a question.

As always I think I prefer a fairly healthy mix, but it's probably a toss up between hips and thighs.

Let's go with hips.

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>>5516379
You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNG_lFShmkE

>>5516323
>pouncing on him in an instant, she moves his wrists up above his head, her knees digging into his sides as she pulls her long whip from its holster and starts to wrap them together
>a sharp yank leaves them tightly bound, and she smiles with pointed teeth down at her captive, faces only inches apart from each other
Empress. That's a new one.
>with no restraint she grinds her backside into his waist, feeling the hardness of his tent, and hoping to see how much he can take before starting to please

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>>5516273
(Butts.)

>>5516410
cute frog
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>The slime girl wanders around the area, carefree of any action she did while skipping along.

>>5516410
I want to stick my dick in that frog. Full force.

>>5516277
I want to fuck the Zoroark.

>>5516410
Good butt frog

>>5516272
You should have saved yourself and everyone else here a lot of effort by calling everyone and everything shit, it would have accomplished a similar result. This literary vomit is atrocious.

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>>5516440
She's busy.

>>5516410
>>5516436
>>5516444
Fuck the frog
Bone the toad
Slip it in the ribbit

>>5516445
Found the "Dom".

>>5516447
SHE BE DEAD!!

>>5516447
I'll fuck the Delphox then.

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>>5516417
>Ribbits in happiness
>>5516444
Thank you.
>>5516436
(Later when I have more time.)
>>5516449
(Nice.)

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>>5516445
>anon is mad that he falls into one of those categories
>>5516475
No.
>>5516471
Simply resting! Nobody can die in Pokemon anyway.

>>5516486
Whenever's good for you.

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What're you goys listening to?
https://youtu.be/eOdk015mLEo

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>>5516273
Thighs without a doubt. But all of those choices are still pretty nice.

>>5516404
>He moans with approval at her dominating him like this, gritting his teeth with a smile as she wraps him up, giving off a grunt as she tightens it up.
Trying for how many unique, flattering name I can call you, my precious gem~
>He jokes, stopping his chuckling to replace it with a groan of delight, feeling her behind rub against.
Agh; my queen, this feels so nice~

>>5516497
I'm not giving you a choice.

>The Anon jerks his pants down and squats, spreading his legs as a massive gargle-like noise erupts from his asshole. From that pit bursts a chain with a hook at the tip that seems to have a mind of its own. It encircles the snobby fox's body, squeezing tight to ensure no escape.

>>5516486
I want to go beyond plus ultra and take this frog on a date

>>5516497
Can I grope the Delphox?

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>>5516517
>saying thighs when you play a shortstack
Sasuga, Skyla-san.
>>5516523
You're a funny guy.
>Said FLOOFY phox simply ignites the surrounding air so quickly that the chain disintegrates into metal shavings and ash.

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>>5516532
(This pleases the Tsuyu.)
>>5516505
(Mhm. I should be back in a few hours.)

>>5516548
Can I please touch the beautiful maiden, Delphox?

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>>5516273
Tits and ass are for plebs.
Team Thighs reporting in.

>>5516513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smnPns0keDY

>>5516431
>Hugs the slime girl

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>>5516513
Too lazy to link.

Primo Victoria - Sabaton

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>>5516544
Nope. Too hot to touch.
>>5516589
You can gently pat my floof if you would like. No groping.
>>5516591
Real plebs have a preference, as all are great.

>>5516548
Gah! I shall get you yet!

>He raises up in one smooth motion, producing a tiny bead from behind his ear. The empty hand points skywards, a flaming glint in his eye.

The true spirit of a man's lust cannot be stopped or paused! It continues on forever!

>With this, he hurls the bead towards the ground. It puffs a dense cloud of black smoke that completely obscures the both of them. When the smoke clears, he is gone. But to whence?

>>5516591
I want to worship Touko's enticing, tasty, sweaty thighs.

>>5516611
>pets floof

>>5516611
Fuck off Lore

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>>5516235
Y-yah! That's not me in the OP, I swear! I would never do something like that, eheh....
>>5516273
Thighs and hips and it's not because of my inferiority complex on the rest

>>5516643
Just imagine if that was being livestreamed to your followers; there would never be a better time to envy a piece of machine like that for fucking someone as glorious as you~

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>>5516601
Chiptunes gave me AIDS
>>5516609
No link no listen
>>5516611
Booby a shit. Ass is eh. Hips and thighs are just a best.
Also armpits tbqh.
>>5516622
As do I.

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>>5516602
>Returns the anon's hug in kind, wrapping both her arms and tendrils around the embracing person.

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>>5516513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5m97CBYmsc

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>>5516626
These pats are... adequate
>>5516636
Who's Lore?
>>5516618
>Blinks a few times as the smoke scatters around the room, she waves her wand around to dissipate it quickly. She shrugs upon seeing that the bizarre man has left, thaknfully.
>>5516678
ALL are great. Armpits are shit.

>>5516687
Suu is cute! CUTE!

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>>5516520
I'm not stopping you.
>she dips down to kiss him again, her tongue slipping into his mouth to take rounds of the territory before pulling back and biting down onto his bottom lip, which she gives a little tug before releasing
>with that, she sits herself up and scooches back, plopping down just below the tent in his pants, her grip on the whip's handle still impossibly tight
>her free hand moves to relieve her of the rest of her suit, or at least unzip it and move it out of the way to bear her lithe, sunkissed body to him, already visibly drenched and excited for him

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>>5516273
>>5516277

>>5516513
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc

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>>5516513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FsFJznC9s0
>>5516273
(I won't lie, tits are my favorite though the other options aren't bad though.)

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>>5516700
Cute...? Cute!~

>The goo-girl lets out quite the loud little laugh sounding quite childish an innocent as she began to jump up and down on the spot, causing her raincoat to slip off and show her entire body rippling under the effects of her current actions.

Suu like cute anon!

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Classeu time
>>5516513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME5b4JYUx88
>>5516669
Heol! How did you know about my secret str-- I mean, I only stream gaming and my fights, not anything like that!

>>5516699
Go die Lore

>>5516770
Hi Virra

>>5516782
Hi Owain

>>5516713
>>5516777
She's in the wrong thread again Kenny.

>>5516678
How do you not care for ass since hips, thighs, and ass are all in one? So you're saying you're fine with hips and thighs and a flat ass? Disgusting. Never understood choosing one part or two when without one, the other wouldn't exist.

>>5516708
>He hums with delight at her words, suckling on her tongue as he wrapped his own tongue around her, moaning gently as she bit into his mouth, just seeing her nude making him drool with excitement.
M-my gorgeous goddess; I'm your pet, I'm all yours...
>His eyes greedily enjoyed her nude frame, as his erection tried so hard to escape from the confines of his jeans, wanting to be inside her so badly...

>>5516678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0

For that lazy person

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>>5516827
Much appreciated.

>>5516769
I was just guessing, but maybe later I can see if that's true~

>>5516840
Hey, they need to listen to it cause Sabaton is fucking great.

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>>5516849
I wasn't being sarcastic, fampai.

>>5516864
I wasn't implying that you were.

>>5516840
You, i like your tastes.

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>>5516696
>Edge
>vocals are fucky and don't end at the right time
>singers voice is hoarse as shit
K a n k e r
>>5516699
>Armpits are shit
Boi u cruisin for a bruisin
>>5516713
Enjoyable listen.
>>5516729
I ain't got time for that shit but it seems neato.
>>5516769
>This video is not available
So sad... Such a sad place.
>>5516801
Ass is fine too but if only one could be chosen I would pick thighs.
>>5516827
>>5516840
>metal
Oh yeah baby fucking radical
>vomits

>>5516864
And I just wanted to say you have a good taste

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>>5516870
>Pic

>>5516871
>Not liking metal
lmao dis nigga
time to go get another infant annihilator neck tattoo.

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>>5516878
>Fist bumps and walks outta the thread.

>>5516871
>>5516881
It's Bolin, he's 12.
Of course all he listens to is dubstep and vaporwave

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>>5516869
Oh, alright. Cool.

>>5516870
Thanks! I like you!

>>5516871
Shit taste, famalam.

>>5516876
Right on.

>>5516878
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

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>>5516887
>Fist bumps back
Have a nice day Maria!
>>5516893
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN.

>>5516871
>Liking armpits.
If I didn't have school, I would be down with your body, smelling and licking your delicious armpits right now Touko~

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>>5516902
THROUGH THE NAZI LINES!

>>5516906
fffuCK OFF OCLETTE YOU FUCKING EPDOPHILE GOOK

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>>5516915
PRIMO VICTORIA!

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>>5516906
>>5516922
>Thinking I'm Oclette.
Here, have a Tomoko picture to trigger yourselves even further.

>>5516923
>>5516915
Either of you have 8 free units of tungsten?

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>>5516871
Choices when it comes to a body part is a stupid approach in the end when you think about, it's not simple to leave out one for one but that's just me.

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>It's a tilde for every line of dialogue RPer

>>5516915
>>5516923
What is your favourite Sabaton song?

>>5516927
fuucKY OU COELTTE WITH YOUR STUPID CSTRAWBERRY JASM HROTS!

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>>5516923
I love you, anon.

>>5516933
Ghost Division.

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>>5516806
Goodness, just laying it all out for me to take...
>he'd been a good enough boy, she decides, and with a flick of the wrist the button to his pants is sent flying off at a speed lucky to have not taken out anyone's eye
>she frees his member like a miser looking over their gold, her tongue dragging across her lips as it flops onto her lower stomach, meeting together with a heat that could brown a marshmallow
I was never asking.
>with agonizing slowness she slides her pelvis up along his length, positioning herself just barely enough at the top to have him prodding into her wetness

>>5516932
(That one irks me too)

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What's up?

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>>5516881
Kek
>>5516890
My taste is King Crimson, El Huervo and Bonobo. Dubsteb and vaporwave are kanker and so is metal.
>>5516893
No u.
>>5516906
Ara ara lewd.
>>5516930
Hips, thighs and ass work in tandem, but the choice was one and only one.

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>>5516929
I'm not sure but what do you need them for?
>>5516933
Oh damn, thats a hard one. I'm not sure which one to go for.
>I like pretty much all of them but the ones i listen to often for the moment is either The Lost Battalion or The Last Stand.
>>5516950
>anon
What?

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>>5516955
dubs of cardposting

>>5516954
(Sorry to be a tease, but I have to go for school soon. Do you mind if I save this and we can play later on Discord?)

>>5516955
Why are all the good erpers on when I have to leave?
>Whines like a little boy

what's the archive site that's worthwhile, again? desuarchive?

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>>5516973
>good
>imblying

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>>5516979
Da.

>>5516950
>>5516969
You two are great

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>>5516994
Love you too anon, how about an autograph?

Armstrong was Iowa

>>5517012
R-really?!

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>>5516969
...Well, unless you just picked up Joakim, I don't know who you are...sorry.

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Soo

I wasn't answered when I asked what's up?

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>>5516513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vU7XqToZso

>>5517028
Pssst, you know the white haired guy with the red visor? That's him.

>>5517014
How do you know?

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>>5516513
(Oh the irony...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAhLVTDr5Nk

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>>5517026
Of course! Always happy to see a fan of the band!
>>5517028
>Well i'm just a guy from the hunger games. I've hand this character for quite a while now.
>>5517029
Nothing much. Just chillin'.
>>5517046
>Pretty much this.

>>5516933
White Death

>>5517061
>hand
>Had*

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>>5517061
Same same

Any plans for the coming weekend?

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>>5516973
(You go right ahead. See you soon.)

>>5517061
>Pulls out a fist for fight album
C-could you sign this please?

>>5516961

Calm down, I was pointing my opinion out. Go back to masturbating for once.

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>at least 3-4 people roleplaying Disgaea overall
>Sabaton at this very moment
I like where this is going.

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>>5517087
Well tomorrow Sabaton will be playing in Minneapolis on Mill City Nights and sunday we'll be playing on Louder than Life Festival in Louisville so i've got a pretty tight schedule.
>>5517094
>Joakim grabs the album, opens the case and writes Joakim Brodén on the inside and hands its back
That should do it. Have a nice day anon.

>>5516760
Sorry for not much interaction Suu but it is dead hours.

>>5517151
>Fucking dies

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>>5517167
(Oh it's fine anon.)

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>>5517185
Woah you okay there? Hello? Damn...

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>>5516933
Hearts of Iron, 7734, or Ghost Division.

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>>5516513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxTfskLdp8

>>5517149
(Not quite sure why but at first I thought that said Dissidia instead of Disgaea at first. )

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>>5517151
Breddy gud

I personally have nothing at all for the weekend

Might trade a few of my vidya and vidya accessories for airshit if we get it set with my buddy

Not much really.

>>5517215
>cute panda
>into metal
lmao

>>5517194
(Haven't you been here before? I don't recall your other characters..)

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>>5517224
Well gotta make room for some relaxation aswell. I wish i had a little time for that, but then again, playing for all the fans and creating one hell of a concert. Anyway i'm out for now.
See ya and fuck on!
>Rolls out of the thread

>>5517215
Good taste

>>5517258
>Sabaton
>metal
lmao

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>>5517270
(I was the Rem poster but stopped after an incident and so Suu is my only character)

>>5517291
You were the original maido Rem?

>>5517291
>Suu
I want to start fucking little!Suu and fill her so full of cum she gradually becomes big!Suu after hours of intense rutting!

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>>5517324
(Yes I was)

>>5517337
(Sounds like a fun time~)

>>5516273
Reaallllyyy hard to decide. I think I'll run with thighs.

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>>5516933
>I leave to put myself through some hill-training and after my shower see people were talking Sabaton
(Resist and bite, fuckers!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGtEH1i78sI

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Still at work, but would love to rev up a corporate scene when I get home. Maybe with Isabelle, Toadette, or one of the fairy royals?
Again, PM on discord if you wanna play later, Ribbon#5607

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>>5516273
(Both hips and thighs, it's a winning combo.)

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>>5517353
I've been looking for you, I was the anon that was fooling around with New Rem during said "incident" so I wanted to apologize to you again if we made you feel marginalized in any way. They're super busy with life and whatnot so I don't think they plan to ever use her in the threads again. I know they'd want you to play Rem here if you still wanted to, your Suu RP's super cute and I'd love to play with your best maido sometime, if you ever feel like bringing her back out.

>>5517432
Nice blogpost.

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>>5517487
(I might bring her out when I'm comfortable playing her again. But that may be a while.)

>>5517530
What happened? If you don't mind me asking

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Let's gauge interest, shall we Doodle?

>>5517540
Are you the same guildmarm who posted a month or so ago or a new one?

>>5517528
(Thanks, glad you like it. I might start making more.)

>>5517222
>>5517224
>>5517450
>>5517457
(>3/4 people who I should really finish a scene with all present)

(Uhh... if any of y'all are down, feel free to jump me.)

>>5517536
(To put it simply, someone picked up a character already in use and had asked beforehand if someone was playing them with anons saying no. Later on the original person playing the character came on to see them being played by another person.

>>5517540
I love the character but someone I knew personally caused me lots of grief with her as their avatar, but that wouldn't stop me from enjoying a session.

So yes, if you wanted, I'd love to come get a mission eventually.

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>>5517536
>>5517566
(This essentially)

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>>5517560
(Uh...Sure I guess? What's the scene? Where you the anon that was Thigh fucking Scathach last night?)

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>>5517540
The one that appeared, posted a few images, said they were going to make a folder, then vanished? That's me!

>>5517568
I'm sure I've got a capture quest in here you might enjoy.

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>>5517530
Please don't let me coerce you to do anything you're uncomfortable with, sorry again about the confusion but have fun with Suu!
You're high on my list of things to do one of these days. I'm a total sucker for cute stuff and your stuff's super cute.
I won't use the Hoppo for it, probably anon.

>>5517594
Just be certain since I've only ever played one of the games (forgive me, I loved it though) she IS the one who assigned some missions, right?

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>>5517604
(Hoppo-chan is for cuddles only!)

>>5517604
You're the goose poster, right?

Man, knowing you erp is throwing me off.

>>5517589
(Nah, 'fraid not. Rein here, we've had a couple attempts at getting something going, but they seemed to fizzle before getting too far.)

>>5517594
Nice. I'm the anon who showed interest back then. MH is my jam so I'm still all for it.

>>5517589
(Ack, that's me! Sorry, I fell asleep. Probably shouldn't have been posting that late anyway)

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>>5517635
(Ohhh. Yeah, I feel like that's kinda my fault, sorry. hopefully we can have a session that goes somewhere one of these days.)

>>5517658
(If it's any consultation I went to sleep too. It was a nice session though, Thigh fucking a huuuge fetish of mine.)

bet yall cowards dont even suck cocks

>>5517695
Come back later when the actual roleplayers have replaced the circlejerking avatars.

>>5516299
Which year do you think we have?

>>5517695
(I do... At least until a week go)

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>>5517625
I know, I know.
>>5517630
I'm not the only goose poster anymore but yeah. Mostly anon and occasional one-offs because goose and Hoppo are not for sexual (also my RP's meh on my good days so I just easy mode self-insert).

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>>5517734
>Hugs the little installation, giving her a cool sensation like that of the ocean breeze.

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>>5517695
We-Well I did...on-once. That counts for something, right?

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>>5517617
Quest Giver in MH4U, yes! Good series, hard to get into. She is the best~

>>5517642
The one who I had that...I don't want to say RP but...brief exchange with? Sorry I vanished on ya! This sort of sat on the back burner after I got busy.

Flat is justice.

>>5517727
>>5517727
At least until a week go
i am so high
what does this even mean
you like sucking cocks now???/
agag

>>5517773
Nah

>>5517773
i never succd
i-i just think about them and make cummies like a dumb sissy

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>>5516235
>you will never have this machine

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>>5517799
Oh...Well I suppose it really wouldn't.

>>5517818
>points and laughs

>>5517778
Nah, don't even worry about it. The banter there was fun.

>>5517818
And thank god for that.

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>>5517842
>>5517887
I could put girls in it and then I'd be the one that points and laughs.

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>>5517765
!
>The little hime squeaks from the sudden sensation of the slime girl enveloping her and soaking her thin dress. She tries to squirm in Suu's grasp but quickly gives up and lets herself get hugged, not unused to such sudden affection.
You smell... like home.

>>5517835
(Hey flannery, it's me from last night, you got time to finish our nursing handjob RP?)

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>>5517966
(Uh, yeah. I'm gonna have to be honest about this: I really wasn't feeling that, sorry. I don't want to drag you along with something I'll put no effort into)

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>>5516235

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>>5517929
>The light blue goo-girl remains holding the tiny princess within their cool, gently grasp as her 'skin' feels like a soft stream running across the girl as they raise one oh its tendril, placing the green slime upon hoppo's head before beginning to pet and caress it like a mother

Cu... Cute~

>>5518016
Ok then I guess.

Tenacious D's cover of Last in Line, worthy or unworthy?

>>5518016
>it's a Flannery bails out of another ERP episode

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>>5517896
(I'd put you on it, set it on the highest setting and ram your tight little boy holes without giving you any time to prepare yourself as it goes in dry and tears you apart~)

>>5518076
Cry about it. Avas can do what they want.

>>5518075
Anything Tenacious D is worthy.

>>5518129
So can anons.

>>5518076
You sound surprised

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>>5518076
Wait...Do I really bail a lot? Well I'm sorry I don't mean too.

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>>5518143
Don't worry about it. You could be the greatest erotic role-player of all time and they'd still find something to bitch and moan about.

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>>5518048
>Northern's no stranger to skimming across the water but it's oddly comforting to have it skim across her for once. She relaxes her guard and lets herself get stroked by the sweet monstergirl, resting her cheek against the cool surface tension of her skin and wrapping her mittens around the feminine curves. It's lonesome here, far from her sisters, but she enjoys the brief respite with her new companion.
Thank you, Suu.

>>5518143
(Not them, I would like to continue or start a new session. But it is on you to decide, you are the Ava.)

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>>5518186
Suu happy!

>The slime girl lets out a small giggle before releasing her hold on the little Abyssal and drops to the floor, sitting down with her head at Hoppo's height as the goo-girl now gives off a bright, happy little smile towards Northern Hime.

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>>5518129
>>5518237
>Ava worship
We're back to this stage of cancer, huh?

>>5518246
>stop doing what I don't like waaaaaaah

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>>5518078
M-me? But it's for girls, you can't do that!

>>5518246
You can't just make someone typefuck man.
>that image
And you can fuck off too

>5518246
>That feeling when you will never be this mad
Feels pretty nice!

>>5518246
I'd say it to everyone from LD to Iowa. Avas can drop a session if they don't like the setting or writing. Same if the anon doesn't like how it's going.

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>>5517560
(Oh hey, sorry for the slow reply. Kind of forgot I still had this tab open. I'd be all for continuing if you are. )

>>5518289
>>5518129
>Cry about it. Avas can do what they want.

Nice job specifying "anyone can drop if they don't like it".

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>>5518262
>>5518273
>>5518278
>tfw the threads have regressed to when the Discord circlejerk first took over in November

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>>5518263
(Oh nothing that is set for one gender can't be used for another silly boy. Oh and if you say it won't fit, well then I'll make it fit~)

Flannery is a mediocre character anyway

>>5518322
That's the fucking breaks though, I've been dropped like hot shit but oh well I just gotta try again or find someone else.
I'm not gonna demand anything as a fucking anon.

>>5518370
t. elitist avafag

>>5518349
>>5518380
>anons complaining about discord when they're shitting up the thread with Ava demands
Irony lost

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>>5518237
I'm not an idea guy...just Shoot me any ideas you got.

>>5518360
You're mom's mediocre.
I know I'm working on gitting gud, stay with me now.

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>>5517866
Good to know! I'll be around a little tonight, may be up for trying something even! Just ask even if you don't see me, I'll search the thread when I get home in ~3 hours

>>5518399
>Giving it a (you)
Anon you fucked up.

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Maybe we all just need to relax with a lovely cup of tea.

>>5518399
>October/November 2015
>Avafags flee to Discord, use the threads for a shitting ground and circlejerk, and only RP in them when they want to show off their mediocre typefucking.
>October 2016
>Avafags flee to Discord, use the threads for a shitting ground and circlejerk, and only RP in them when they want to show off their mediocre typefucking.

It's like fucking clockwork.

>>5518414
Kinda hung on the nursing handjob thing honestly. Was hanging on it since last night, if you don't want to do that it's cool.

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>>5518240
I'm glad. I hope... I hope I get to see you again soon.
>Hoppo reaches down to pull off her right mitten and place her bare palm up to Suu's shoulder, feeling the strange ebb and flow of her liquid body as it shimmers along her curves. The smaller girl shivers again from the cool touch but looks blushing back at Suu with crimson eyes. The odd creature is so beautiful and Northern catches herself staring, drawing her hand back quickly and shuffling it back into her soaked glove.
I-I've gotta go!
(Cute! I have to hit the road but thanks for the sweet play. See ya around hopefully!)

>>5518440
>trying to guilt the ava
Fucking anons need to die and stay dead

>>5518431
Black or green?

>>5518440
>>5518414
(And I mean like a nursing handy with anyone you got, not just forcing the flannery RP again.)

>>5518439
Gee anon, it sure sounds like you're an impartial anon who's bothered by avas and not someone who's been here a long time with a bitter grudge to push because this is the most important thing in your life.

>>5518431
Tea would be good to relax the nerves with.

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>>5518356
Well it won't fit and it shouldn't!
And what did you say about dry, no deal!

>>5518030
Man... I'd love to get my hands on that Majin Buuty!

>>5518468
Good argument. Here's a (Yo in advance. You get the u) when you deliver the finishing blow.

Here's a link to the discord if you guys want somewhere to fuck :^) https://discord.gg/zCjvZ

>>5518468
>generic anime girls
>male Avas
>Ava worship
>Hi _____
>Milkie Wilkies
Any others I'm forgetting?

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>>5518440
>>5518467
(Yeah, im sorry. It just felt kinda weird with a younger character. I could do it with, Karen, Korzy, or Laylamon though...maybe even Hathor if you can deal with like, two whole pictures.)

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>>5518464
Everything from my garden is green Mr Anon. Only the best of herbs from my personal garden. Would you like a cup?

>>5518474
It's why I'm here anon.
>She says with a calmer demeanor than most in the area, lifting a steaming kettle and pouring a cup of green tea into it's cup, the wavy white of heat wafting from her drink as she presents it to you on a saucer

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>They keep replying to the one anon trying to shit up the thread

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>>5518450
(Have a good one~)

>>5518484
(Boy I don't know the meaning of no deal and neither do I know when to quit, I just keep trying until something goes in and even if one were to pass out I'd still continue)

>>5518520
(Ok then, Is a nursing handy with Kara sound good? PowerGirl sounds perfect for it!)

>>5518526
A cup of deep-steamed sencha would be nice, if you can manage that.

>>5518415
Gotcha. I'll try and make sure I'm actually around by then.

>>5518310
('s'alright, don't blame anyone for not keeping religiously up to date.)

(Do you want to reply to my last post straight off, or shall we go digging for a few for a short recap?)

>>5518520
(Laylamon touched my junk once...Then tried to tear it off!)

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>>5518533
>not being gentle
...

>>5518504
>Virra's Discord
no thanks

>>5518526
Ah, thank you.
>He takes a seat by the girl and carefully holds onto the saucer handed to him. After giving the hot brew a couple blows, he took a sip out the cup.
Wow this tea is really good! Thanks for this!
>He brings the tea to his lips once more and happily swallows it down. When he was done, he handed her the empty cup and says
More please!

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>>5518548
(I still have your last post saved, so i'll just post it with my reply instead of a picture of the female warrior. )

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>>5518544
>With a gentle nod her little green friend (Nii-chan) climbs onto her shoulder, passing her a small hand full of sencha leafs. Dropping them in the pot she leaves it to boil, turning her attention back to you once more with a kind, innocent smile painted on her lips
It'll be ready in just a moment. I hope that's okay. In the mean time you can tell me about yourself Mr Anon.

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>>5516930
>That gif
WHERE DID MY PANTS GO

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>>5518543
(Karen would be fine, I could go with that...probably, maybe.)

>>5518565
I hope you're not expecting me to apologise. You basically asked for it, it's your own fault.
(I had fun with that. Being a brutal cunt is fun)

When are the good avas coming out?

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>>5518605
I just got here

>>5518605
Define 'good ava'.
If you mean 'generic anime girl' like Iowa and DMG, then hopefully never.

>>5518613
He said good.

>>5518603
>probably, maybe
in b4 "I-I am so so-sorry! I can't co-continue!"

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>>5518618
Oh, sorry, I'm amazing~

>>5518603
Really?
> The eager anon having just heard that gets on his knees, just hoping for a chance at that wondrous rack
Oh please Kara! You're so sexy, busty, perfect! Any man would be lucky to be pleasured by you!

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>>5518570
(Why be gentle if all the fun is in rough play?~)

>>5518603
What? Never! It would only be worse for me if I did!
(It was fun! Not gonna lie, but a far cry from the rope and wax I was expecting;-; )

>>5518650
I WILL FUCK THIS GOO GIRL.

>>5518597
Me? Ah, I'm just someone who likes a good cup of tea. The smell of brewing tea, the deep green color, the sight of the unfurling leaves. It's all so beautiful.
>His gaze shifts onto the pot. As he falls quiet, he almost seems to drift away from the present.

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>>5518605
Never, they all got tired of your shit Anon.

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>>5518650
Well good thing that machine thing doesn't exist!

>>5518663

Based memeboat, gimme a blowjob pls

>>5518605
Find them on discord, if you're worth it then you can ERP all you like.

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>>5518605
>Anon wonders why people stop showing up after he does nothing but shitpost the thread

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>>5518656
(I need to sleep sometime soon so later alright?~ I-I may be stupid for not going to bed as it's 8am now...)

>>5518665
(Don't be too sure on that thought boy~)

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>>5518673
Gross, no.

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>>5518691
Well I'm not seeing it anywhere.

>>5518673
>Discord
I hope you mean via private messages and not on that shitty Virra server.
At that point you might as well be on F-list.

>>5518691
OK THEN
SLEEP TIGHT
>Tucks her in... WITH A VENGEANCE

>>5518691
Can I catch goo on discord?

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>>5518590
M-more? Really?
>She asks, both shocked and thrilled you enjoyed her drink, happily she pours another cup, handing it to you once more.
I'm glad you like it. But please don't drink to much! This is a very special tea. To much has.. side effects.
>She says the second half in a low, whispering voice. Almost so meek you can't hear it. Her words small and shy as she is. Cupping her hands together and looking away to avoid eye contact.

>>5518658
>Smiling at the calmed anon she can't help but sigh in a relaxed sense. Her mind drifting to another place as the two calmly connect over the smell of the tea. Soon the kettle steams once more as it finishes brewing, bringing her mind back to reality, pouring your cup and sliding it over to your side of the table as she sits on the other end.
It's so nice to meet someone with the same interests. I don't have many friends you see..

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>>5518499
Buuty? No, name is Buu, not Buuty. Human weird.

Guys I think I just figured out why half the anons hate discord and half of them don't

The shitty, 2 line, faceless, "just here to cum" anons hate the discord because they don't get any replies back and figure the place is just a circlejerk when really they're too shitty for anyone to want to ERP with them. Would explain why some people think fucking doesn't happen on Discord; they're just too awful for anyone to want to write them back.

>>5518663
Let me do you, someday.

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>>5518736
But those "shitty, 2 line, faceless, 'just here to cum' anons" spend more effort in their posts than you did that bait.

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>>5518630
(Eh, not like it's your problem, shitposter-kun, it's mine)

>>5518640
Woah there, cowboy! Don't waste all that fuel in one place.
>Kara laughs to herself before yanking the anon up by the collar of his shirt.
You can't really talk to me with your face in the dirt, buddy.

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>>5518548
>She was obviously quite the strong woman who did not get moved around easily, yet when he grabbed onto her shoulders and tried for a quick reversal, she did not struggle against him in the slightest. With that new position of him being ontop of her, both of her hands moved away from his chest and to his sides, holding onto him with a decently firm grip. As soon as she felt his face and lips press against her own, the woman would push herself up a bit and press into that kiss. She kept herself pressed into that kiss before she felt him start to pull back from it some, only to do the same.
Some? Well I do hope that you have enough experience to handle a woman like me.

>>5518726
>tfw buu will never turn all the anons into candy and lead the thread into a glorious age

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>>5518655
Smart man. Now keep that in mind, will You?
(She might've just droped the candle on your dick though...glad you had fun being a punching bag though)

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>>5518701
(Give it time~)

>>5518705
>Vengefully tucked in by the anon.

>>5518711
(I don't have discord, sorry)

(And I'm going to pass out now.)

>>5518749
Ah!
>anon startles a bit being lifted like a feather back onto his feet. He tries to look her in the eyes, but naturally his gaze is glued to the huge power orbs in that boob window.
So.....is that a yes Kara?

>>5518736
You get plenty of people like that on Discord though, and you aren't able to criticize them for it. Bans are handed out for stuff like that.

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<anyone here need any bread?>

>>5518767
(Maybe we can have a round 2 at some point, when you're feeling another sadistic urge)

>>5518722
>He breathes in deep to focus himself back to the present again. It wouldn't be polite to drink his tea absentmindedly. He picks up the delicate cup. The green glaze on the inner surface gives the drink an ever deeper color of green. Tiny, almost cloudy residue from the leaves has settled on the bottom.
Ah, that is a shame. What is beauty, if there is no one to appreciate it?
>Closing his eyes, he smells the fragrance of the tea and carefully brings it to his lips.

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>>5518794
I'm more of a fan of rice... But thank you for the offer.

>>5518736
Everyone is here to cum, the problem is entitled self important fucks like LD and Shitposters that bitch and shit up everything. Being able to get away from all the shitposting and drama is why so many Avas migrated.

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>>5518776
Hmmm? Alright...

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Morning lads

>>5518726
My mistake... I thought it was Buuty.
Well, you sure as hell have a booty, that's for sure.

Human like booty.

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>>5518822
MORNING, BUDDY BOY

>>5518722
Thank you very much!
>With his cup refilled, he greedily drank some more of her delicious tea, not even stopping to cool it down. He downed the cup so fast that by the time she talked about side effects the brew has, he was already done with his second cup and asking for more. The quite words she spoke echoed in his head, and he took a second glance into his empty cup as they did.
Side effects? Um, what kind of side effects does this tea have?

>>5518822
morning friendo

>>5518822
Sup robro

>>5518747
I mean yeah, 4 lines isn't "effort" for me. Two lines /is/ "effort" for them. Because they're garbage.

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>>5518740
Nope, I'm pretty dead and unless you're a necrophiliac I don't think you want any of this.

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>>5518822
Good morning.

>>5518830
....
>checks to make sure his eardrum wasn't blown out

>>5518850
You seem alive to me. Pale skin or not.

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Give me the ass

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>>5518853
WHAT, DO YOU NOT LIKE IT WHEN I SHOUT?
MAN UP, PAL. LIFE AIN'T COMFY DAISES AND ROSES.

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>>5518830
>>5518832
>>5518838
How's it going my dudes.

>>5518853
Yo.

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>>5518736
>>5518747
>>5518847
>most of my action parts are 2-3 lines long
Well...I'll just...go over and...die in a fire.

>>5518861
>Gives the dick

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>>5518823
Oh, yes... Buu understand, maybe, why does Human like booty?

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>>5518874
NO! I DONT WANT THAT

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>>5518794
May I please have some?

>>5518847

woOOOOOOW WHEN THE FUCKA REO YUO GOING TO JUST GO AHEAD ADN JUST FUCKIGNG GIVE ME YOUR 5390000 LIKNE FUCKGIN PARAGRAPH WHERE YOU SUCKT HE FUCK OUT OF MY ASS YOU FUCKING AMAAZING PIECE OF CUNTSHIT FUCK YOU ELIZAZBHET GOIVE ME YOUR ASSPUSYSS!

>>5518885
>spins you around

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>>5518861
>gives bread
>>5518885
<yeah sure, just one moment>

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>>5518760
>There's a short snort of a laugh as she questions the limits of his experience
>His competitive spirit flares up immediately, and as she hangs onto his sides and they kiss roughly only to break to fill their lungs with the breath to continue, he barks out a retort
Me? Ha! Are you not worried about your own experience?
>His hands drop to the stout clasps and fastenings holding the lower portions of his armour in place - and start to undo them as he throws himself into another harsh kiss, even more desperate and breathless than the first
>His armour, though, seems to be resisting his attempts to remove it. It can't be easy to get into.