Hunger Games Thread: Yakitate!! Japan AVA WHEN Edition
>>5502090 (fyxe)
>sorry was reking some people in skullgirls
Smoke gets into Your Eyes? Several of my friends did their own renditions of those songs.
spank me onee-san~
>>5500583
YELLING EDITION
>>5502273
I accept this challenge.
>>5502280
>shoves cock in your mouth
>>5502264
What?! for real?
Now I kinda want to hear that
>No pb, we're comfy
>>5502273
I'm ready!
>>5502273
LOOKS FINE!
>>5502280
RROOOOAOAOAOAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
>>5502296
>>5502273
Nigga.
>>5502273
Ayyy, looks good.
>>5502275
>Unleashes a booty bombing the likes of which have only been whispered legends until now
>>5502296
>>5502273
>>5502296
>>5502296
PAIN BREAD CHAN
>>5502296
>>5502273
>>5502296
>>5502311
>>5502312
>I THOUGHTI T WAS A FAKE, KILL ME PLEASE
>>5502273
My eyes already hurt.
>>5502251 (Kana)
You can keep it safe without hiding it away somewhere, you know.
>She sighs
...You're already in here, and I don't have the heart to pull the old self-destruct trick on you right now.
>She starts picking up leftover objects scattered around and stowing them away
>>5502296
>We're good.
>>5502301
EMILIA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>5502296
Our childrens' future
>>5502202
A s-supporting character?
A-aw...maybe I was expecting too much trying to be a main character..but I can work with what I have I suppose...
What do you think my gimmick should be for the fan base?
>>5502207
I do the same thing, except the clearing part...they either become lost in time forever or simply shoved in a random folder. I think I have 1-3 folders now named "Random Shit". Its just various stuff I've saved over the few years I've been here in HG. Anything outside of HG is organised. Well, I think at least...
Y-you have to find pictures through the C drive? Holy...okay maybe my situation isnt THAT bad...
>>5502315
>sperms on your tongue
>>5502332
die scum
>>5502341
Oh god what did they do to Club Penguin?
>>5502332
EAT SHIT AND DIE
>>5502335
BABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUuuuuuOOOOoouOUuouOOUOUOUOUuOuouoUOuouoOUuouoOOUOoUouoOuOUOUOUouOOOOOO-SAMA!!!!
HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?
>>5502374
I didnt think you could stab someone with a pizza...
>>5502333
>Unwilling to ruin the mood any further, she tries to clean up the mess she made, carefulling dusting off objects with her own neck scarf and inspecting strange looking object before delicately placing them on shelfs and in boxes, her goldamber coloured eyes darting between Rika, the mess she made and the interior in the tank, utterly fascinated by all the lights and whirling sounds
I miss Konrad from spec ops
>>5502295
Yeah! Friends like Benny Goodman and Glenn Miller did their own versions. Here, take a listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR4npyTZIAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91Sjh5nszHg
My respects to Glenn's trombone and Benny's clarinet.
>>5502374
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>>5502348
First off I'm the main character, so you can't be.
Secondly, you could be someone from the Occult. You remember how popular Gundam Tanaka was, right? That could be you if you follow in his footsteps.
>>5502374
These pepperonis are making me sick.
>>5502374
Well...that was a lame death.
>>5502395
Neither did I.
>>5502348
Yeah, stuff from 2013 and all, maybe because I shove random shit like furry pictures in plain sight, and everytime someone wants to use the PC, i quickly hide them there without ever retriving them after.
Well, I guess it's better to be like that than materialistic towards... digital stuff.
My "fyxe island games" already look like a mess, with 2mangos and skidd pictures showed randomly inside, kek
>>5502459
Wow, furry porn was right!
>>5502374
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>>5502459
I'm gonna need two large deep dish pizzas. Yes, those are both for me.
>>5502459
>She chows down pizza slice after pizza slice, taking no break to catch her breath
I don't know what this is, but it's delicious! Can i please have more?
>>5502459
>>5502459
I'll eat a pepperoni with mushrooms please!
>>5502421
>first video unavaible
He-he, now that really sounds more like your still. It has a "warmer" feel overall. Kinda like a good friend visiting you, especially with the singing woman.
>>5502459
goodness, this tastes great
>>5502404
>She glances over and sighs
Just take a load off, alright? I got this. Dumb as it sounds, just relax.
>>5502459
...Still good pizza.
>>5502505
>>5502498
>goes in for the pet
Pineapple.
>>5502552
Have a good meal everyo-
>FUCKING EXPLODES WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND PEPERRONIS
>>5502552
even more pizza?
>>5502568
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5502552
Heey, this is kind of comfy!
>>5502568
>pukes
>>5502549
>She doesn't hear Rika's comment, as she is too busy re-arranging her storage compartment in a more orderly sense, as the previous ''layout'' looked as if an elephant marched through a china shop
There you go! A tidy home is a happy home! You were saying something?
>>5502553
>Is petted
W-what are you doing, faceless one?!
>>5502518
>fug, try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rB92X38C0
>i was considering avaing Miller instead of Rollini
Well, that's Benny, when he slowed down, his songs became much more warmer. He likes a hard, driving swing better though.
>>5502594
Congrats and thanks for hostin
>>5502614
Nothing
>continues petting
>>5502594
...I don't know how I feel about this.
>I win all the goddamn meme games apparently
>>5502614
Hey, come on, I had an order...!
>>5502568
>>5502594
What?
Thanks for hosting!
>>5502594
Well, that was fast. Congrats to Rika, and thank you for hosting!
DURUFU~! It's been a good day today for the hero! How are you all doing today, everybody?
>>5502552
>Orgasmic moaning, he lathers himself in Mozzarella.
PII...PIZZA!
>>5502594
Hum...
Thanks for hosting
>>5502640
How many meme game wins do you have?
>>5502612
>sucks boobie
>>5502568
>>5502594
This is why we can't have nice things
>>5502594
Thanks for hosting!
>>5502486
Yep, apparently its possible. I'll never doubt the power of pizza again...
I think that was the case with my old computer. If someone wanted to look at it, I quickly shoved it behind 4-5 folders and hoped they werent curious enough to skim through it.
Oh? Did you add them as easter eggs? I'll have to take a closer look next time you host~
>>5502431
B-but theres such a thing as two main characters! Ah fine, you can be the main head hancho...
Gundam? You mean the guy who says hes super powerful but really is just a dweeb? Yea I know him...but I dont wanna be dweeb!
>>5502666
>Moans fuckingly
>>5502617
>>5502650
That makes 29, but it doesn't even feel like a win.
>>5502663
>At least three others. Lube Games, Jojo's Birthday, and one of the HEYEAYEAYEAs.
>>5502615
I kinda understand, I'm a sucker for hard beat or swing too.
I like Miller's version too, the strings really gives it a... hum...
Okay, let's say that when I listen Miller's version, I feel like in New York, but with Goodman, I imagine a comfy house in the countryside
>>5502650
Great timing Alfred, really. What's up?
>>5502700
How do you suppose we'd work with two Protagonists? Also, are you sure you're even MC material?
As far as I know you're a dweeb because you have glasses, so there's no helping it. Fate saw you as a dweeb deep down and made you into one.
>>5502636
>Gets increasingly worried
C-could you please stop? I am getting scared!
>>5502640
What? Socks next to socks, shiets next to shirts..and not socks next to ''bolts'' and ''screwdrivers''. They looked dirty! Maybe you should wash them all!
>while argueing about how to tidy up Rika's mess, a fistsized rock drops out of Kana's pcoekts, purple in colour, glowing faintly and with a very quiet but high pitches humming sound
....!
>>5502721
Can I choose the candy cane?
>>5502701
Hey, you won! Now give me a happy smile! You can do it, I believe in you!
>>5502700
Wh-What?
No, not easter eggs, it's just that I'm such a mess, I put things in a folder that is supposed to be serious.
But this isn't a bad idea honestly.
>>5502744
Hum... Sure
>hands you one
>>5502743
Why would you be scared? Would you prefer if I showed my face?
>pets more
>>5502701
You still won a game, as silly as it was in the first place! It was based on PIZZA, for God's sake; you should be honoured to win that!
>>5502721
"Great timing", huh? Anyway, I had a quick meeting with the rest of the nations today, and it was real hilarious from the start, dude! Like, it may not seem much initially, but you'd be interested in what happens there! What about you, Fyxe? What's up?
>>5502758
STOP IT NOW! OR ILL TURN INTO A BIG DRAGON AND EAT YOU!
>>5502743
>>5502750
I'll smile when I'm in a good mood. Dangit, it's called organized chaos-
...that's bad, isn't it?
>>5502773
I ATE NOTHING BUT PIZZA FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK.
>>5502773
Great timing because I've been here for a while now, and I felt like taking a break... RIGHT when you decides to show up.
Well, I guess I can stay a bit longer to have a chat. I've been good, but what happened during that meeting? you got me interested now
>>5502789
THAT SOUNDS FRIGGIN' AMAZING, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? If I were you, I'd be happy I got to eat pizza for a week!
>>5502819
>>5502819
I liked grilled cheeses more, and you get DAMN SICK of something after eating nothing but it for a week.
>>5502721
Well, Glenn always liked using his "wall of saxophones", which gives his song a more "city" feel.
>looks at watch
Well Fyxe, looks like I gotta go now. See ya around.
>>5502788
I highly doubt that
Hello comrades
>>5502852
Here is my attempt. You have full right to hate me if I fucked up
>>5502789
D-Don't touch it!
>She hastily grabs for the stone, almost dropping it in the process and she tries to stow it away in a panic
It's my drag - It's my lucky rock! I don't want to lose it ever. Because bad things happen if I do!
>While picking up the stone, the glowing starts to pulse wuth a very bright colour, easily illuminating the entire tank interior.
>She doesn't know how quickyl she wants to keep it in her pocket after that happened.
>>5502807
Well, don't let the hero keep you up or anything, Fyxe! You told me before that rest is important, so heed your advice and take a rest when you need it!
Anyway, it was pretty hectic at the start; we were arguing and stuff, England and France were fighting... However, China was having none of it, so he whipped out his wok and hit those two on the head to knock them out, dude! Like, it was so cool! A few other things happened, but it wasn't really important!
>>5502851
Amen to that, and WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GET SICK OF PIZZA, C'MON! Like, if you gave me pizza to eat for a week, I'd be in heaven!
>>5502858
Then show me your face or else I will!
>>5502852
I see.
Well, it was nice chilling out a bit with ya.
Bye, bye!
>>5502861
Yo Soviet!
>>5502878
>hey, that is not half bad, just add more detail on the saxophone and its mouthpiece and we are all set.
>>5502890
>>5502881
>She shields her eys from the glare with a shout
...Well gee, thanks for practically spelling out why it's important. Not like I've never seen magical objects before. And it's like I said before, you need to keep better track of this stuff!
>>5502884
Well, I'm not the physical manifestation of something that's obsessed with it, now am I?
>>5502917
S-s-s-s-s-SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
>She screams louder than the lead singer of Slayer
>>5502884
Nah I can talk for a bit it's okay, because it's you. I've been focused so focused on managing that island (I'm still is), I did'nt have time for that.
About that meeting.... you guys are like, linked to your countries right? So if something happens to you, it will cause something to your country, right?
Hmmm.... I hope it doesn't mean anything bad for France and England then, I have some friends there.
Kinda funny you're talking about fighting with a wok though, we were just murdering each others with pizzas right now, maybe Rika told you
>>5502878
It's pretty nice in my opinion. Looks cute
>>5502952
Yes, an itsy bitsy spider
>continues petting
>>5502948
B-but I need to keep this stone with me! Or else people can get killed when I get angry!
>She hides her face in shame, realising that she has been shouting all the time
...I miss Papa and Mama..and big brother
>The sobbing continues again
>>5502900
Hi Fyxe.
>>5502912
>I will try but no guarantees it's set.
>>5502952
She won't hurt you. Physically
>>5502917
ily
Lenny? I know you're here
>>5502974
>kkk, use this pic as reference
>>5502973
>She lightly rubs her own ears
That's fine, that's fine, calm down!
...So why the hell aren't you with them?
>>5502981
Never heard of them.
>>5502966
>>5502972
>>5502974
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>She doesn't know where to run to, settling for the northern direction, she trips over a rock before diving into the nearest bushes
>>5502948
Well, no, but pizza tastes GOOD, obsession or otherwise! You won a game based on PIZZA! I'd kill to be in a game like that!
>>5502968
If you say so, Fyxe. The hero's just concerned for ya, that's all! Ivan's still waiting for ya!
Well, not exactly, it's the opposite; if anything happens to our country, we feel it no matter where we are. We feel natural disasters a lot, lemme tell ya. They're fine, don't worry about it! And I noticed that it was a pizza game, and I'm so disappointed that I MISSED it! Pizza's, like, my eighth favourite food, dude!
>>5503022
Kee....
>Goes back to eating cookies in her web.
test
>>5503019
>...I miss Papa and Mama..and big brother
i think they died, m8
that was a pretty insensitive thing to say
>>5502966
Adorable
>>5503019
I- Don't tell anyone, but I missed Papa, so I followed him! It was really easy to sneak past the guards! Just...I lost him on the way here.
...Walking for hours is tiresome, like..really tireso -
>Yawns
I'll take a nap here if oyu don't miiiind
>Settling for a pile of laundry, she unwraps her neckscarf and cloak for a makeshift blanket, falling asleep in an instant once she's snuggled in.
>>5503046
What? Nononoooo they are alive! It's just that people call me a ''Daddy's Princess'' all the time!
...Is that a bad thing?
>>5503003
>Might get a buddy to do details. He can do better details I am better at broad things
>>5503173
oh, never mind, then
and i'm pretty sure that's a good thing
>>5503026
Well, I'll see Ivan soon enough, no need to haste things. Besides, I may have an idea of what we, I mean you and I, could do together as a "contest".
So it works that way, huh? Well, so... hum, what if that "Big one" earthquake they're all talking about happen? What will it do to you? Breaking your spine?
Fuck I hope not...
>Hands you a cold slice of pizza
You can have it
>>5503022
I don't bite...much.
>>5503175
Please stop screaming you might scare the children
>>5503214
Will you bite me?
>>5503189
Ofcourse! My Papa is awesome and cool and strong and heroic and eeeevveeryything cool!
>>5503213
B-but that's your bed, not mine..And I'm really coomffyyyyyyyyy...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
>Silence again. This kid is sleeping like a rock by no - Is she sucking her thumb while hugging what looks like a stuffed animal?
>>5503213
>>5503213
>>5503208
...Well, don't let me stop you for that "contest" thing, then! Eating contests? I can totally DOMITNATE those, dude! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
And I can only assume that I'd either have a bad case of the trembles, have a seizure, or it WOULD break my spine. Blergh, I don't wanna think about it, dude...
>Alfred takes the slice of pizza and begins to munch on it, grinning.
Tastes just as good as the ones back home~!
>>5503213
DURUFU~! You take too many things for granted, Rika! There's no such thing as too much! Too much friends? No way! Too much food? No way! C'mon, you get the picture!
I miss the Star Wars circlejerk
>>5503241
Not unless provoked
>>5503286
>pokes with a stick
>>5503275
Now I miss Fordo
>>5503261
>Looking extremely uncomfortable, she keep trying to woke the girl up
I don't care, you're in my house, and I might as well make you comfortable when you're stuck here!
>>5503272
The hell kinda noises is that?
Urgh, I give up with you.
>>5503275
>We had one?
>>5503286
whos that hotty in the back
Post waifus.
>>5503295
Put that away there are children here
>>5503320
>>5503320
I don't have a waifu
>>5503313
The hero's laugh! It's a damn good one, in my opinion! And of course you give up; I'm right, and even you have to admit that!
>>5503320
>>5503272
Eating? Heeh, no, much, much better but you'll see that soon enough. You already know that when I tease stuff, it always end up awesome!
Well, we can only hope that doesn't happen to the USA, though huh... I know you're over 200 years old, but can you actually die?
One die, I was eating Vegemite with Ivan, and he told me something like... I could be Russia if he died.
>>5503320
>
>>5503320
I love myself
>>5503324
>pokes again
>it's just an ordinary stick
>>5503313
((tfw no Sleeping Kana images))
>She's out for the cold, quietly snoring in her makeshift bed, mumbling words about dragons and her family randomly inbetween.
>>5503320
>
>>5503340
>She rolls her eyes, and waves dismissively
>>5503320
>>5503320
>>5503365
I quoted the wrong post and posted the wrong picture.
>>5503368
woah that's a big snek
hiss hiss
>>5503317
Just a dullahan who lost her head
>>5503347
That's more of an annoyance than anything
>>5503368
>Marisa
>waifu
die
>>5503344
Ooh, boy, I'm totally ready, dude! I'll best you in ANY contest, and that's the hero's promise! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Well, I don't think we can stay dead unless someone was to destroy all of our land to the point of nonexistent-ness. I hope we can't die; the hero has a lot of things to do before he dies! And I think Ivan was just messing with you, but I'd problem die of I was given marmite, too... You didn't hear that last bit!
>>5503368
Wait, what did you say? I couldn't hear that over the sound of "I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT"! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5503409
It's the snek that is her waifu, ofcourse
>>5503320
The only waifu for me, is myself of course. I mean, it takes another me to understand... well, me.
>>5503320
>>5503367
>She throws her arms up in defeat, and silently stomps over to the other end of the tank, before walking back with a purple, star-patterned blanket, draping it over the girl
Whatever. Better not ruin the thing, it's all I've got left of her.
>>5503409
Shut up, she's a great person!
>Purely IC.
>>5503395
It's a tsuchinoko, they get that fat.
>>5503400
HEADLESS
BLOWJOB
>>5503400
the fat snake almost killed your daughter with her fat
>>5503425
Deanbean
>>5503434
I want to fuck that snake
>>5503400
Just bite me.
>>5503320
>>5503418
Well.. I don't think they invented cloning machine... yet.
>>5503320
>>5503466
>posting a blank image
>>5503434
Kill yourself. Obviously Reimu would be a better waifu than Marisa.
>>5503450
D-Darling?
>>5503434
zzzz....Thanks, Mama...It's co -zzzzzz- ld outsii
>Silence again, the snoring becoming more regular and peaceful. Whatever hope of waking the girl up is all gone now.
>A small trail of drool is escaping the corner of her mouth and a snot bubble (( Like that shit you see in cartoons :^) )) is forming at her nose, deflating and inflating as she draws breath.
>>5503471
>>5503474
woah
nice rp
>>5503320
avas. post em.
>>5503501
stop it
>>5503480
SNEK-CHAN!
>Pets snekky snek tail, far away from her erozone.
>>5503320
Whoever this babe is!
>>5503461
And I think you don't understand the nature of different universes or dimensions. I mean think about it. Even if that me doesn't have my 'traits', they're still me. Come on now Fyxe.
>>5503450
>>5503512
>>5503320
>cries and whines externally
>>5503517
Why are you petting me? I'm not a cat.
>>5503320
>>5503444
...It'll probably eat you. Have fun.
>>5503415
>She pretends she didn't hear him.
>>5503474
That bitch is barely even human! You don't know Marisa like I do!
>>5503488
Shut up!
>>5503481
Urgh...what are you, a baby...?
>She sighs, and takes a seat at the end of her tank
>>5503515
CANT STOP WONT STOP
>>5503512
>>5503531
Kill yourself Yukine.
>>5503450
What does it say? I can't read it past all the fat.
>>5503536
>hugs the sneklady
>>5503320
>>5503541
Whoa... that's pretty good.
>>5503320
It feels great to love yourself.
>>5503438
Or you could use the detached head as a pleasure piece
>>5503447
I don't feel like it
>>5503439
I'm surprised she hasn't crushed everyone here yet
>>5503536
B-but you are cute and totally not fat. And I like petting reptiles
>Continues the petting.
>don't have a waifu so I feel even more isolated
Am I in the wrong for not wanting to fuck a fictional character?
>>5503538
>chiaki
>homura
>>5503440
Sup.
>>5503450
Worst
>>5503563
I like the way you think, Spider-chan.
>>5503415
Yeah, Yeah, you forgot I'm the top world champion in vodka drinking. So If I can bring him down you'll be a piece of cake! No problem!
So... your weakness is vegemite too?
Hu-uh....It's..
>smiles
It's good to know he-he.
Well, too bad, I could've seen me as the personnification of a small comfy country though, but if you guys can't pass it on...
>>5503523
You... You know my name?
Huh... well, it's only fair I guess, since I know yours too Ingrid. You put on some pretty good fight while I hosted that tournament.
And...
>she smiles
Don't worry, I know about parallel universes, I have a couple of alternate me but... huh.
I wouldn't consider them for a relationship ahah
>pic related
>>5503531
Waifu cemetery?
>>5503577
Your waifu can be a non-fictional character anon.
>>5503513
I dunno, should I?
>>5503539
And it's not like you can't hear me, either! It's hard to ignore a man with a voice louder than an explosion! DURUFU~! I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT~!
>>5503320
>>5503581
I would be your Matoi if I avad females
>>5503577
From my experience with actual women, yes, you are.
>>5503571
>>5503571
Drink tomatojuice, queerbag.
>>5503488
It's go time.
>>5503539
Why would anyone want to be friends with a thief?
>>5503585
>massages your paws
>>5503604
STOP FIGHTING HER SAKUYA
YOU ARE RUINING THE MARRIAGE
REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES?
>>5503606
Fuck off Blazikin
>>5503578
was that an attempt at guessing who i am?
>>5503535
Piss off!
>>5503589
>A bakebake appears in his face
>>5503604
She's not just a thief, you idiot!
>>5503512
>>5503548
no u
>>5503570
W-Well, at least you're smart enough to know I'm not fat. That's more than can be said for some people.
>>5503621
>>5503625
>>5503623
no it was me mocking your hilariously bad taste in anime girls.
>>5503531
>Donut loli
>Regular vampire loli
>Junko
>Naoto
>Grey haired eyepatch girl that i now have forgotten the name of
>Kurumi
I like your tastes Yukine.
>>5503621
Choke on horsecock, feminist loving cuntwaffle.
>>5503652
okay then
Post husbandos
>>5503625
She is just a thief. She would bring shame to her family if they were in Gensokyo.
>>5503641
I need more of these.)
>>5503585
Nope! Eating contests are my strength, so you might as well give up now, damnit! And I should probably tell you right now that it ISN'T vegemite, so guess again! The hero never makes it obvious AT ALL!
And you could be the personification of your country, but you don't have an economy, a population, a flag... All of those details are kinda needed to become a country, after all! Check the Wikipedia page for any nation, fill in the details needed to become a nation, and THEN we'll talk!
>>5503625
...
>For once, Alfred doesn't flinch, and actually stares it in the eyes. After a minute passes, he grins and yells at the top of his lungs.
I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5503584
Just imagine her eyes locking anti yours as you penetrate her neck hole
>>5503671
>>5503674
>cringes visibly
>>5503531
Please die.
>>5503634
How much do you even spend on washing products to clean your Lamia bits?
>>5503585
I still think I should've won the second one... the first one was out of my control from the get-go.
And I won't take any ole me. I want a me that's really shy... and isn't afraid to wear embarrassing clothing. I mean, seeing their blush face would just be the cutest thing! And I guess she must be bully material for me... that's just a bonus though.
>>5503671
i haven't made a husbando chart yet...
>>5503671
>>5503674
>>5503686
Or the tip of my Johnson coming out of her mouth to poke her in the eye.
>>5503665
When are you finally going to graduate from the insult elementary school, Ramsay? Your insults are as empty and lifeless as you are. I want something that's going to make me mad, not laugh and cringe simultaneously.
>>5503671
I will never forghetti fortune teller
>>5503320
>>5503671
>>5503701
(Thank you anon.
>>5503715
>Barely realized too late
>>5503671
>>5503707
You like pineapple pizza and feminism. You also think Maizono is better than Mahiru and that Sonia Nevermind would make a good waifu.
>>5503671
>>5503671
irl husbandos
>>5503715
>>5503719
>>5503671
>>5503735
Let's be real here for a hot second. Sayaka is easily the worst dangan ever to be created.
>>5503750
No I want to drown in self pity
>>5503715
...Ergh. Doesn't even feel all that natural. Where was I, again? Oh, yeah!
>Alfred shudders and nearly starts to scream before going back to his cheerful self, yelling obnoxiously.
I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT! DURUFU~! I HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD IN AGES~!
>>5503759
That's a funny way to spell Leon Kuwata, nigger.
testo
>>5503745
DID I STAMMER?
>>5503762
>It pushes against him
>>5503753
Wh-What!?
>>5503671
>Jaime a best
>>5503750
>>5503773
Are you fucking kidding me? Leon's the fucking man, man. I wish he didn't die so soon so we could've had him in longer.
>>5503785
Stop erping.
>>5503745
(Just how many do you have?)
>>5503715
Sure she can be "kind" but it would be kind for her to return all the things that she has stolen from the Manor without putting up a fight.
>>5503681
It isn't Vegemite?
Huh...
(I'll just call Ivan and asks him what it is...)
>It's Marmite, yeah I know.
So I just have to create a wikipedia page?
You sure?
Huh, I'd have thought it would have been something difficult like invading and all, but game!
>>5503694
Well, Denki was pretty good too, but it happens. I still have to correct some stuff about it, and I'll make a third edition, no today though.
You're very precise about what you want though, huh... At this point, you should just pick a girl that hangs out here, they may not look like you, but they kinda fill your prerequise... for the most part.
>>5503716
Top tier Husbando, would yiff.
I'll mindhack everyone if nobody starts hosting.
>>5503793
Leon a shit, Idol-Chan is cute! CUTE!
>>5503783
Yes?
>>5503814
I'll host right now if you watch S3 of Prisma Illya for me
reminder that if you rp with anons more than avas you're cancer
>>5503782
>
>>5503807
312
>>5503814
>
>>5503840
I'll do it. If you fag Ms Baker and drop everything else untill I am done.
>>5503840
Guess we will never have games again
>>5503826
Just shocked, because that guy resembles nothing like me.
>>5503849
>t. ugly ass ava
>>5503782
...The hero's stronger than this! No ghost will make me shiver in fear! I'M RIGHT, AND YOU'RE NOT!
>>5503813
Cough, cough, Ivan totally won't know, don't ask him, COUGH COUGH. He would know, don't bother asking!
And all you need is to have a Wikipedia page SIMILAR to the ones that me and Ivan have! You need to have an anthem, a flag, uh... All of those things make a nation, I'd say! You have any of those yet?
>>5503861
Y-You mean you would rather me do that than host?
>>5503862
D-Don't be like that
>>5503813
.....Tch. That's plan B Fyxe. I'll know when I am beat, on the journey to find another me.
And, there's nothing wrong with being picky, at least for me that is. I mean, I can't just pick anybody to hang around with me.
>>5503840
>Kamina forcing his latest pedo anime obsession on the threads
Pottery
>>5503872
WOULDN'T KNOW, DAMNIT! He wouldn't know what it is!
>>5503807
Like she has to answer to anyone other than her own ambition! Sure, I like Patchouli, but she's got more books than she needs, anyways!
>>5503850
You think I give a crap?
>>5503872
>There's another pop and another ghost.
>>5503819
I'm gonna fag Leon and force myself onto you so you'll know what it's like to have a shit attracted to one of your avas
>>5503886
>Implying I force you guys to do anything
>Implying my existence compels you to do stuff
Pottery
>>5503333
>blandest character possible
>>5503908
...Cough, cough. You may think that I'm gonna cry in fear, but I'm better than that, now! I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT~!
Hello ladies and gentlemen, how are we all doing this afternoon? Wonderful? Terrific? Absolutely invincible?
>>5503940
So bland infact that the source material became self aware of it
People only like Nepgear because you can rape her and she won't do anything back
>>5503942
I don't dance.
>>5503949
>It does the exact same thing as the first one.
>>5503952
Agitated. Extremely.
>>5503913
>>5503952
ABSOLUTELY INVINCIBLE BRITISH GENTLEMAN!
...Sorry, just reminded me of something. We're all doing great, Kaito! How's it been for ya?
>>5503952
when are you going to kiss yukine and subarou?
>>5503866
Would you preferred if I used this picture?
>>5503850
Jesus Christ.)
>>5503908
She needs all of them because some of them aren't meant for children.
>>5503952
>kissu
>>5503969
What happened to ERP Neptune?
>>5503981
Nobody's allow to kiss me.
>>5503952
Sleeeepy. Sleepy enough to put my new mouth guard in.
>>5503972
...
>Alfred looks calm on the outside, but internally, he's screaming as loudly as he can.
I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT! DURUFU~!
>>5504009
I don't go to ERP
I haven't seen him here for a while.
>>5503981
When Vampy can watch as Yukine's first kiss is stolen
>>5504013
I don't need permission.
>Kissu
>>5504013
>kissu
>>5503952
>>5503972
Hey.
>>5504000
>>5504000
It's a good thing she's not a kid! We can take care of her just fine!
>>5504037
Piss off already.
>>5504017
>Like cells or something, both the bakebakes split in to two.
>>5503952
Matches my pectoral physique, so yeah why the hell not.
>>5503952
Wonderful, terrific, stylish, and absolutely invincible.
>>5504033
>>5504036
>punches the lumberjack
RAPE! RAAAAPE! SOMEONE SAVE ME! THEY'RE TREATING ME LIKE AN OBJECT!
>>5503880
Well, but did you actually SAW an "other" you?
Because well, there's like a thousand of parallel universe, but you don't know how to access them, right? My other me kinda drop by whenever they feel like, weird.
But, I don't think you're here for that though? Well, we both know each other it seems, but we never talked actually.... You're kinda new, huh?
>>5503872
>
OKAY CAN I BE IMMORTAL NOW?
>>5504069
>Mouth guard protects me
>Tapes your mouth shut
Shhh. No tears.
>>5504092
>>5503972
>Kaito pats the shrimpy angry girl's back.
Aww, there there Rika, what's bugging you?
>>5503979
I feel like that's a reference I don't get.. But I am wonderful as always!
>>5503981
Hey, I don't know what you're talking about, haha.
>>5504001
Hello Mr. Fresh, my lips are quite cold I assure you!
>>5504016
You may rest your head on my scarf if you want.
>>5504037
Now come on let's... Wait what?
>>5504068
Oh my! I'm very glad you're feeling that good, any reason for this feeling?
>>5504112
>>5504112
Hmm, okay?
>diagnosed with erectile dysfunction at the age of 20
Thanks Aikawa
>>5504100
>[muffled screaming and trashing movement intensifies[
I can do something in a little while. Hold the phone.
>>5504066
...I'm sure you're trying to tell me something here, but I don't know what. Anyway, NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! I'm right, and you're not!
>>5504092
...It's beautiful, Fyxe. You can be immortal when you have an economy, and then you'll officially be a nation, dude!
>>5504122
It's a song England made! Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman! And I can tell you're doing well; your enthusiasm is more apparent than ever! What's shaking, Kaito?
>>5504098
I said piss off.
>>5504122
>She lets out a yowl of shock and bolts away
That damn maid!
>>5504147
'Kay.
Now give it to me.
>>5504162
>>5504162
>>5504162
>>5504147
FUCK OFF BACK TO /SUG/ NEWFAG CANCER
>sounds good Ram, thx
testo again why isn't this working
ayy lmao
ayy lmao2