HG thread
>>5486023 (campy)
not in ur case lmao
>>5486075
>He takes a few giddy licks of the ice cream.
Oh, it's wonderful! Thank you so much, sir!
>>5486079
...no, really, what's going on?
>>5486086
Yes! Freedom of speech is valued at Camp Campbell, though I do step in if things get TOO heated.
>>5486107
Yes, I can see that they're important to you, but how do they move? Is there a motor?
>>5486122
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
JUSTICE
>>5486075
I'm a hee-snowman, ho!
>He takes a bite out of it
>>5486075 (Mikitaka)
SWEET! DUDE, I'LL TAKE... TWO OF THEM, PLEASE! I don't wanna inconvenience you, now! Let's just take it easy!
>>5486086 (Soviet)
"Keeps them in line"? Dude, Lithuania was ABUSED. Something must have happened to him to make him like this, I'm sure of it.
>>5486075 (ice cream guy)
Thank you, sir!
>licks the ice cream
>>5486132
if u dont look nice then dont show ur face at all
>>5486075
>An arm, still weak and shaky, eagerly accepts the gift of ice-cream, it doesn't take long for the receiver to express his approval
Chocolate...my favourite. You have my thanks, sir.
>>5485761
You had..questions? Now is the time to ask them. My apologies for my hostilities, but the urge to give in to the most primal of my strength while in..THAT form is far greater than one could imagine.
>>5486093
Weeeeird.
>>5486055 (Garma)
No, I don't.
>She stops in front of him, reaches up, and pokes Garma's cheek.
>>5486132
Hmm?
>A look of realization crosses her face, followed my a smirk
Wanna see?
>>5486075 (Alien guy)
You mean humans? Hmmm, I only need the one thing to survive, myself.
>>5486079 (Ludger)
>She laughs in to her hands again
I just like seeing how people react. That's all, that's all!
>>5486074
But I'm not kidding.
>>5486075
In that case, I wouldn't mind mint. Such a classic flavor, yet its taste always seems new.
>>5486109
Maybe we could do that later or something, I have some things I have to take care of right now.
See you later, Aikawa.
>>5486075
Ohh, chocolate!
>He begins eating it with glee
>>5486156
...Geez, you're really reminding me more and more of her.
>He approaches and stretches out a hand
Come on, get up.
>>5486132
We're. Fighting. To. The. Death.
>>5486132
Then you are a good man. Keep the new leftists at bay. Such disgrace to Lenin
>>5486152
We are not one. We know full well the strength needed to keep composure.
You are a crossbreed. Are you parental species as rare as you are, or is it only the fact alone that makes you unqiue?
>>5486170
Aww, see you.
And thanks.
>stays in her room
Where's the Grim Reaper?
>>5486146
I will ask him later. But if is accusations you know what I will do. Talk about that blue birb
>>5486135
Just ice? Or justice?
>>5486150
Well, if you don't like it, I'll just turn the other cheek!
>>5486156
Yes, of course! I've become so curious.
>>5486157
>>5486172
This joke is beginning to run its course.
>>5486174
Camp Campbell accepts all children, regardless of beliefs.
>>5486070
Your name could be whatever. Fact is that you are from Earth,hence making you an Earthnoid.
>>5486074
I don't know about that...You could wind up dead.
>>5486079
I find your ignorance painful. Well consider yourself lucky! it's not everyday someone meets me in person.
>>5486088
That's my military uniform. I am a Captain after all, so of course I am going to dress the part.
>>5486107
>He slaps her hand away
Hands off! I could have you shot for that!
>>5486192
The Grim Raper?
>>5486055
A child. A fool. A redundancy. Are either of those correct?
>>5486067
I wish I could take your advice. But Mother is unpredictable with her attacks. She has no need to be patient.
>>5486074
Negative. But if you are so insistent on it, I will smile for you.
>>5486075
I am well for the moment. I do not need anything to eat.
>>5486088
Of course. El is much more personable than me. She was created like that and grew to have even more of them.
>>5486156
You are speaking about the one and only Justice. In spite of how she may look, she was incredibly powerful in her time.
>>5486217
Naw, Deadbolt
>>5486191
Don't do anything perverted in my room while I'm gone.
>>5486208
How do you know that I'm from earth?
>>5486172
Oooh, gentlemanly? How old-fashioned~.
>She accepts the hand with a grin
Who, who?
>>5486208
>She immediately tries the exact same thing with the other hand
Don't threaten, just act, just act!
>>5486195
>She turns around, and laughs under her breath, seeming to mess with something on the front of her dress
>>5486208
I get it. Initiate the newbie, right? Try and intimidate me?
>>5486220
I knew you'd come around! Let's see those pearly whites!
>>5486220
Then you must hide, and hide well. And if you can not hide, run.
>>5486192
Ayy, Lenny, are you up to host a little game?
>>5486231
Of coooourse not! ahahaha...
>>5486195
I'm not joking.
>>5486208
>He just gives another annoyed look
>>5486240
My name? It's Ludger Kresnik.
>>5486195
yeah the cheeks you take dick inbetween
>>5486250
It's half past midnight, I'm not hosting right now.
Besides, I have to find this Grim Reaper guy so I can get his custom event.
>>5486195
Do I need to make a demonstration?
>>5486195
Good. Make sure you have the Jews trust the showers.
>>5486237
He just does
>>5486135
INDEED, MY ANONYMOUS COMPANION!
>>5486193
And, because he's Russia, he'll deny every claim and paint me out to be the attacker. You'd be better off asking a brick wall about it. And she's black, not blue!
>>5486208
Yep, but you don't look like royalty. Maybe if you had a crown or something, I'd take your status like it's royalty, but I'm treating you like a captain for now!
>>5486220
Hm. So she was made to have personality at the start, and then you came around, and it all kicked off from there, right? Jeez, you really do learn something new everyday.
>>5486269
Too bad...
I wish you a good night though.
>>5486240
Ma'am, what are you doing?
>>5486265
>>5486276
Y-You really aren't joking, are you?
>He begins sweating nervously.
>>5486289
That's just not funny, sir.
>>5486132
>>5486139
>>5486148
>>5486152
>>5486172
I hope you all enjoy my gift to you. If you would like more please do not hesitate to bring it up.
>>5486146
>He reaches into his bag and pulls out two individually wrapped ice cream cones, still cold.
Here you go, Alfred Jones.
>>5486156
What would that be? I may be able to provide such a thing as a token of good will to you.
>>5486157
>He reaches into his bag and pulls out, lo and behold, a mint-flavored ice cream cone.
Please enjoy this gift.
>>5486220
Very well. If there is anything I can do for you I will see if it is in the realm of possibility.
>>5486183
12....There were only 12 of them. I slew one of them - The maddened husk of my own ''creator'' myself. I do not know what happened to the rest, dead, if noy dying due to a mind slowly falling apart. I am the result of an...almost unholy union between what sanity remained of my ''creator'' and a human mother.
As far I am aware, I and my offspring are unique. The only three living humans who carry the blood and strength of our progenitors - The First Dragons.
>He did not utter these words with pride - The very fact that his blood was synonymous with evil and madness bore heavily on his mind.
>>5486220
That's rude! What did I ever do to you? You must be a Feddie.
>>5486240
Is this a game? Are you trying to die!?!
>>5486242
This isn't a joke. A place like this is highly dangerous, I suggest you turn back now...Your body would appreciate that.
>>5486265
Are you going to keep shooting me those dirty looks? Or are we going to move on?
>>5486294
I maybe be royalty,but I dress just like any other soldier of Zeon. You know why? Because I don't see myself as superior to them...We all fight for the same just cause. Something I doubt you would ever know.
>tfw you aren't anyone's evangelion
>>5486297
Do you know where I could start looking for this guy by any chance?
>>5486309
See? I told you. Go back where you came from, your campers are probably looking for you.
>>5486320
>Gives a thumbs up while eating
>>5486342
To what? Introductions?
>>5486346
wait a minute.
thiths grim reaper guy wouldn't happen to own a gun.
right?
>>5486265
I meant who you were thinking of~. Kurumi.
>She offers a proper curtsy.
>>5486309
>Wordlessly, she grabs at the back of her dress and yanks just it up.
>Yes, yes it is directly connected to her flesh. In fact, there was holes in the back of the dress for it.
>Just like that, she shoves it back down, turning around with a grin.
>>5486320
Hmmm...weee-eeeel. I can make do with others, buuut my favorite is human blood~.
>>5486342
It is, it is! Kahaha!
>She starts tugging at his cheek
>>5486309
>Courfeyrac pulls out his rifle from a nearby bag and aims it at David's head
Here's an example, my dear friend.
>>5486320
Much appreciated, sir!
>Courfeyrac wolfs down the ice cream
>>5486289
Soviet, i have to show you something...
>Takes off mask
>>5486320
Hee-where did you get it, ho? Seems hee-kinda strange, ho.
>>5486332
Dragons then.
We have tasted them before. We have no need for your flesh.
>>5486344
A-at least I can be in the SOS brigade
>>5486320
Awesome, man! I'd ask how you got it, but it's free ice cream, so why should I?
>He takes them and inspects both of them before unwrapping one and starting to eat it.
This tastes amazing, bro! Even I gotta say that it's better than the ones back at home!
>>5486342
Although I may not be a king, or a general, or anything like that, I'm pretty sure that soldiers and captains aren't really on the same league, but I'm not you, so what would I know? You raise some valid points, the hero must admit.
>>5486363
I think he does...you know him?
>>5486346
Hey Lenny.
Let's say... hum...
hypothetically
I could write some events for your games (don't get your hopes too high, it's just if I'm bored), would you want them to be simpson themed?
>>5486242
This is just so you can shut up.
*she attempts to smile, the two rows of sharklike teeth destroying any attempt to look happy*
>>5486245
Yes. This is what I have to do until then.
>>5486294
Correct. She told me it was okay to have one. Regardless of what Mother says. I tire of talking about this.
>>5486342
You expect me to believe that you are important when you are just like everything else in existence. You are wrong. My name is Ramlethal Valentine.
>>5486079
So you have engaged in those activities before. I assume your offspring was the catalyst of you to stop doing that.
>>5486399
He waths one of the rethsidentths back in my place in thiths place.
>in other words, I avad him in the secret weekends.
>>5486384
For a lack of better terms..Yes. Part of me is draconic, yet I consider the most important part of mine human. And I will pretend I did not hear a veiled threat at considering to consume me.
>>5486403
And if you must fight, fight not alone.
>>5486344
>>5486320
I appreciate it dearly. What a nice welcome.
>>5486342
Eheh... ah... I think you're right.
>>5486367
Th-They're um... they... they're...
>>5486403
>He stares wide-eyed at the chompers.
They're... beautiful!
>>5486349
>>5486368
>His eyes widen. The aggression, the weapons, the girl with wings, the sharp teeth, it's all coming together now.
D-Did I leave the oven on?
>He sprints away screaming at the top of his lungs.
>>5486289
>>5486372
>>5486400
Uh, yeah, sure. That sounds good.
All of my personal custom events (or most of them anyway) are based around Simpsons episodes.
>>5486414
Yeeeaaah booooy. That's great.
So that means you get a choice of custom event for my games.
>>5486372
>>5486440
Why?
>>5486403
Hm... That sounds pretty cool, I gotta admit. I'll keep an eye out for her next time.
Well, hey, not my fault I don't ask about certain topics too often. The conversation just leads us to this topic, and I'm always willing to learn about new things! It's just what I do!
>>5486367
Oh, I was talking about this great spirit named Muzet. She acts a lot like you, always pulling pranks and messing with people.
>>5486403
Actually... It's kind of a long story. But I didn't kill because I wanted to.
>>5486433
>He grabs the man by the shoulders
Hey! Pull it together!
>>5486349
A thumps-up. A sign earthlings use to show silent confirmation. That is a good sign.
>He gives a thumbs up.
>>5486367
That is not something I am able to get for you. I apologize.
>>5486368
If you would like more I am able to provide as much as you'd like. Please do not hesitate to ask.
>>5486382
I created it using my fingers.
>Two of his fingers morph together to form an ice cream cone which he plucks off and holds out to you.
Would you like more?
>>5486392
I am glad you appreciate this gift.
>>5486433
I am glad I could make a good impression, earthling.
>>5486443
Oh. well I don't really think I can talk for him, but I'd bet he'd want thsomething like "(Player1) joined the zombie gangsters, then got shank by a skeleton" or thsomething like that.
>>5486349
Sure.
>He sticks out his hand
I believe I already introduced myself.
>>5486367
S-stop! I really really don't want to shoot you!
>>5486392
I sometimes fight with my comrades. Even if my father disproves. What makes you so heroic?
>>5486403
But I am not like anyone else! I doubt anyone here could pass through the Zeon military academy.
Anyways. I guess it's a pleasure to meet you Miss Valentine...even if you are rude.
>>5486433
Don't let me scare you off. Im just giving you a warning. Why on my first day here I got stabbed.
>>5486433
>Courfeyrac drops the rifle onto the ground and shouts "BANG!"
Hahahaha. What a nice young man.
>>5486470
You've been more than generous. I won't take any more from you.
>>5486474
Certainly, ma'am, and which time of day do you think he would like this event to take place?
>(bloodbath, day, night, feast?)
>>5486344
You're my evangelion
>>5486344
You can be MY evangelion.
>>5486433
Reeal?
>>5486470
Hmmm. Can't spare your's? Oh well, oh well~.
>>5486469
I'm not a spirit! I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire! We're way stronger than any of those!
>>5486480
Do it, do it, do it!
>She laughs loudly
>>5486470
....
>>5486495
If you insist, I shall not give you any more.
>>5486519
You asked for the blood of an earthling, but I am not of this world. I am what you would call an extraterrestrial or an alien.
>>5486480
Right.
>He takes your hand and shakes
I'm Ludger Kresnik.
>>5486519
Can you manipulate space?
>>5486501
I never thsaw him in the daylight, I bet he'd want it in the night.
>>5486469
>Still screaming.
>>5486480
H-How are you still alive?!
>>5486495
>screaming
>deep breath
>more screaming
>>5486519
Y-Yeah. Real.
>sweating profusely
>>5486470
Damn right I do! To show the world's culture by using multicoloured sweets is a true mark of a HERO~! But, uh, now I'm curious; where'd you get them from, anyway?
>>5486480
Mm. A royal person that fights with his soldiers would raise a few problems, lemme tell ya. The thing that makes me heroic? I'm America, of course! I always save the day and do my best to make everyone smile! I'm the hero~!
Do we have any heavens lost property avas? I'd like to pick one up
>>5486564
H-hee-what?!
I-I was hee-eating you, ho?
>>5486416
That is taken care of. I do not need to worry about that.
>>5486433
Beautiful is not a word that is used to describe my teeth. Explain yourself.
>>5486467
What advantage could you gain from learning more about me.
>>5486469
So you had to. I understand. It has happened with me as well.
>>5486480
I will determine whether it is for me once this is over, whoever you are.
>>5486552
>Starts shaking him
CALM DOWN
>>5486577
>I think you're good, man.
>>5486577
>heavens lost
We had a Nymph, god knwos where she went.
>>5486577
Not really. Nymph is kind of around and we haven't had an Astrea or the main one(Can't remember the name in a long time, so I say go ahead.
>>5486566
I made use of my transformation abilities to morph my fingers into ice cream for you to eat.
>>5486581
No. What you ate was frozen dairy with natural chocolate flavor added to it. The source of it was my body.
>>5486577
We used to have a Nymph, but they were an OOC shitter. You're good.
>>5486536
Of course! Now, who should I be thanking for providing such a delicious treat?
>>5486552
You, uh, you can stop now if you'd like.
>>5486519
N-no! I can't hurt something as cute as you!
>He tries to walk off
>>5486538
What brings you here Mr.Kresnik?
>>5486552
Good question...I don't know!
>>5486566
America? No no that can't be right....
>>5486598
I am Captain Garma Zabi! Heir to the Principality of Zeon!
>>5486598
There is strength in numbers. Often employed by the weak, it holds just as true for the strong.
Even moreso.
>>5486611
T-t-that is still creepy, though!
Wait, that's hee-actually cool, ho! Where did you learn it, ho?
>>5486608
>Not remembering the name of best girl Ikaros
I'm disappointed.
>>5486549
Thank you very much, I'll get to work on it as soon as possible.
Next game'll be a 36. For now though I need some sleep.
>>5486598
N-No, they're great! Very distinct!
>>5486600
>smacks himself for composure
Ah!
Where am I again?
>>5486627
>fast panting
W-Why do people fight here?
>>5486636
Must have been the work of a... really good doctor or something.
Give me 36.
Limit filler until needed and no duplicates.
>>5486646
Yeah that's the one. I was drawing a total blank there. My bad!
>>5486651
Goodnight you "perthson who I didn't meet but know iths good anyway."
>>5486651
Rest well Lenny
>>5486667
Major Major Major
>>5486646
I think she might have meant the main protag. Since we did have him too.
>>5486667
Kirigiri
>>5486538
Back at Mugenkan I could. Hrmph....
>>5486536
Hmmm...yours' would probably be boring, anyways. And I noticed, I noticed~. You have a completely different air around you from a human or youkai, silly.
>>5486552
Of course, of course!
>She smiles.
>She has a pair of fangs.
>>5486636
>As you turn around, the area where you'd carry your sidearm suddenly feels lighter. Not long after a clicking sound is heard
>>5486667
Kurumi
>>5486667
JaCk FRuSt
>>5486667
Adrian Rollini
>>5486627
If you are asking to know my name, it is Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi. It is a pleasure to meet you.
>>5486644
I am an alien. I am able to transform into any object I desire, and can create objects such as the frozen treats I distributed earlier. My body also has regenerative properties, so I am able to make as much as I like.
>>5486667
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi
>>5486667
Artoria Pendragon
>>5486667
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5486598
Hm... Well, it's just always a good thing to know more about the person you're speaking to! Emotional bonding, making it even since you've asked me a few questions, all of those reasons and more!
>>5486611
...
>Alfred looks at the ice creams. Then at him. Then at the ice creams again. He then slowly begins to eat the one he started.
Y-You don't feel any of this, right?
>>5486636
Yes, yes, that must be right! I'm America! Alfred Jones, all of that! What's the matter, is the hero putting you off?
>>5486667
The Uber Gang
>>5486667
Misaki Mei
(quickie before bed)
>>5486667
Ruby Gloom
>>5486667
Prisma Illya
>>5486667
David
What's this for?
>>5486667
Aksis Prime
>>5486598
You too, huh? It looks like you got out of that life though.
>>5486636
I came here after I made a deal with the Great Spirit Origin to sacrifice my life to save my world. I thought I'd just die, but I ended up here for some reason.
>>5486663
An arena. Don't freak out.
>Lets go of him
>>5486667
Ludger Kresnik
>>5486667
Junko Enoshima
>>5486667
Saigen Shuichi
>>5486667
KANAKA KAGAMI
>>5486667
The Dinkster
>>5486667
Garma Zabi
>>5486667
Courfeyrac
>>5486667
Mahiru Koizumi
>>5486667
Tora Amano
>>5486667
Fox McCloud
>>5486667
Seath the Scaleless
>>5486667
Sheath
>>5486667
Miyu Edelfelt
>>5486667
Aikawa
>>5486667
Soviet
>>5486667
X7-10
>>5486667
Yukine
>>5486689
...
Hee-an alien, ho? Hee-so cool, ho!
>He shakes a bit!
>>5486667
Reigen Arataka
>>5486667
Duck Guy
>>5486667
Professor Chaos
>>5486667
Rika's love interet
>>5486667
Aikawa 2
>>5486681
Sounds like she's got you beat, Kurumi. Don't worry though, all great spirits are no joke.
>>5486681
You're... you're not human, are you?
>>5486703
And everyone kills as many people as they can? That can't be legal!
>>5486667
Eggman-kun
>>5486667
Me, my best friend, and our wives
>>5486667
Koyomi Araragi
While I'm here, has anyone seen Dex-Starr/Jacket?
>>5486667
Satan
>>5486742
>he shrugs
This place doesn't have any laws as far as I know. Luckily we get revived if we happen to die in the arena.
>>5486663
>Courfeyrac shrugs and smiles
We don't really die here, so I suppose it's all for good fun. I use it as training but everyone's got their own additional reasons.
>>5486689
That's a bit of a mouthful, isn't it? Are you alright with just Nu?
>>5486740
Hrmph. My ability's attacking with sound.
>She seems a bit annoyed
Stupid spirits, stupid magic....
>>5486742
Vampire~. Hello, hello.
>>5486667
Sliver Queen
>>5486667
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5486681
If you are looking for earthlings who enjoy helping others, you should seek out a man named Josuke. He is about as tall as I am and has wonderful hair.
>>5486693
I do not. Once it leaves my body it is no longer a part of me, it is only ice cream.
>>5486728
You think it is 'cool' that I am an alien? That is intriguing. I know of many earthlings who are much more 'cool' than I am.
>>5486779
You are permitted to use my Earth name, Mikitaka.
Just dropping by, noticed I won last night. Do I get one of those cool card thingies?
>>5486755
"Requesting new directive."
>>5486770
You suck!
>>5486663
Or magic. If you believe in that stuff. I have to say I used to be a skeptic.
>>5486681
>He gulps and slowly turns around
Please don't tell me you are doing what I think you're doing.
>>5486693
That's impossible! You don't even exist anymore. Hell,the war made New York into ruins!
>>5486703
That's interesting...it seems we both ended up in the same situation.
>>5486809
Yes yes, everyone knows that I am openly homosexual. Doesn't Bog J teach you to live and let live and all that?
>>5486809
I love you
>>5486801
I hee-see humans every day, ho! They are hee-boring, ho! An alien is hee-much cooler, hee-ho!
>>5486778
>>5486779
You... don't really die?
>>5486781
H-Hello, hello.
>>5486816
Used to? What happened?
>>5486801
Hmm...buuut most humans don't like vampires~.
And you should differentiate from species and not planet, silly.
>>5486816
>She is, of course, fiddling with your gun. Then, she gives it a twirl, before pressing it against the side of her head
Wanna see something?
>>5486840
>She laughs in to her hands
You're shaking, you're shaking!
There is a chance where I have to end it quickly. Make your requests.
>>5486667
3DS-Tan
>>5486804
During the Bonus Game, Dex-Starr got caught in an explosion. Thought you might want to update your tally thing (if this is you).
>>5486860
Just end it already.
>>5486860
switch, please.
>>5486713
>>5486788
>>5486834
I bet your Jewish too you massive traitor.
>>5486835
no, you must love God instead, being lustful will only lead you to hell, with that stupid red guy known as Satan, the massive loser.
>>5486860
Hee-ho! I get to be with the alien, ho!
>>5486665
>Apologies, Roy my boy.
>>5486415
No threat. An assessment. We consume to make the strenght of others our own.
>>5486770
>>5486860
Swap this please.
>>5486801
Well then Mikitaka, my name's Courfeyrac! A pleasure to meet you.
>He extends his arm for a handshake
>>5486840
Of course not! This place would have cleaned out long ago if that were the case.
>>5486860
Everything looks good on my end! Let's get this done.
>>5486781
>he has a little laugh to himself
You could beat them if you tried hard enough though.
>>5486816
Yeah, there's a way back to my home from here though! Apparently a friend of mine came here before and left it open. Pretty lucky break for me, I gotta say.
>>5486840
Nope. We always come back.
>>5486860
>Checks for his weapons
Got em. I'm ready.
>>5486801
...W-Well, it IS ice cream, but... Blergh. I just hope it doesn't feel weird when you see me eating yourself, as weird as that sentence is. You washed your hands before, this, right?
>>5486816
Yet here I am, in the flesh! HAHAHAHAHAHA~! You should be glad to meet the hero while he was still around! What is your name, my friend?
>>5486860
DORUFU~! The hero's ready for whatever you throw at me, dude! Go ahead!
>>5486667
Code Holder Ingrid
>>5486874
Actually, I converted to the mormon faith. Big G told me personally that they got it right.
He uhhh...never told you through prayers? Oh dear.
>>5486860
>Edelfelt strikes a ridiculous pose as her schoolgirl outfit changes into a purple one while music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzi-3NG1Rk) plays in the background.
I am ready. Please proceed.
>>5486857
A-Am I?
>>5486889
I suppose you're right.
>>5486891
So... there's no stakes?
>>5486895
Can I get a kiss, grandma?
>>5486860
Ready ready! Let's go!
>>5486895
I think we missed the game, m'am...
>>5486885
I do not believe you wish to add ''my strength'' to yours. The blood is corrupting. I fear that one day I shall fall to the same insanity as my creator did.
I only hope that I will be put down swiftly.
>>5486906
Your sanity maybe, but that's about it.
>>5486860
Actually actually swap! Desu!
>>5486895
>>5486864
"I think you may have dialed the wrong number."
>>5486891
There's nothing a vampire can't overcome! Not even the sun!
>>5486906
And stammering~.
>She gets uncomfortably closed, staring right in to his eyes.
>>5486840
This place happened.
>>5486857
NO! NO! NO! STOP THAT'S NOT A TOY!
>>5486891
Lucky you! I really need to get my comms working. Im still stuck in this dump! My people need me!
>>5486892
This place never fails to surprise me. I am Captain Garma Zabi,Commander of the Zeon forces occupying North America!
Nice to meet you,Mr.Jones!
>>5486839
>>5486860
I appreciate the compliment. I wish you luck in the coming ritual of combat.
>>5486857
Why is that? That does not seem necessary.
>>5486889
>He shakes hands with the earthling.
Likewise.
>>5486892
Of course. Hygiene is important when interacting with earthlings.
>>5486898
What...what are you sa- Oh I get it, you're trying to trick me like you did to everyone who was a satanist, right? you can't fool me that easily Satan, I've got Jesus on my side.
>>5486888
Those are some fantastic numeral sequences with my favourite number. I shall accept this token tribute gladly!
>>5486927
Well, my sanity is very stable!
>>5486936
R-Really? I haven't noticed.
>>5486941
...oh.
>>5486942
What's with the fucking booger lmao
Wipe your nose for fucks sake
>>5486932
That's a possibility. My bad, I guess two secret avas in one night was a bit ambitious of me.
>>5486860
Looking groovy.
>>5486913
No... you aren't me. Anyways, go kiss your own grandma.
>>5486919
Yeeeah... I think i'v-
>>5486930
I am going to punch you.
>>5486942
You two, ho!
>>5486943
Look kid, I know that your faith thinks of me as the big evil, but I am not here to spread temptation, sin and lust right now. Got to wait untill Friday for that one, kiddo.
>>5486802
Here.
>>5486640
I understand creature. Could you give me your title. I do not feel like calling you that anymore.
>>5486636
Mother never informed me of this Principality.
>>5486663
I know they are unique. It does nothing to tell me why you think they are beautiful.
>>5486693
If you consider this bonding then sure.
>>5486703
More like I was thrown out of it. But you are technically correct. I do not kill for her anymore.
>>5486868
I will not.
>>5486870
>>5486930
>>5486888
Done.
>>5486936
You'd probably burn out trying to take on the sun...
>>5486941
You can't call anyone? My GHS still works fine here though. You sure your communication device isn't just broken?
>>5486950
Then I guess you have nothing to worry about. Wait, what about your campers?
>>5486954
What you have mistaken for the bodily fluid of an earthling is in fact a piece of jewellery.
>>5486964
...if you are one of those damn people in a Satan costume I swear to the lord above I will baptize the shit out of you. unless you've been baptized before, which then I'll just go with waterboarding.
>>5486860
Starting.
>>5486969
Well, lucky us, huh? What's your name?
>>5486969
Nice.
>>5486999
RIGGED
>>5486925
We have broken the chains of corruption with our own rage. Nothing as simple as prey could turn us again.
>>5486969
Have we never told you?
>>5486995
Oh Jesus Christ, not this shit again...
>He stomps one hoof on the ground, pillars of flame immediately erupting all around him
See the flames? See my horns and the fact I am way too big to be a human? What do they teach you in church these days?
>>5486969
They're beautiful BECAUSE they're so unique!
>>5486970
Gwen is handling them just fine.
>>5486999
HeEEee
>>5486942
Because even if we look similar, youkai are very, very different from humans, silly.
>>5486941
It is to me.
>Still grinning, she unloads the entire thing in to the side of her head. Not only did she somehow not die horribly, she even seems to be entirely unphased, casually tossing the weapon back before brushing the side of her head
Seeee?
>>5486950
>She pokes a finger between his eyes, before slowly trailing it down and pointing at his legs
>>5486970
I was walking around in the sunlight just a little while ago, you know~.
>>5486999
Sorry gingey. Only room for one on this cliff edge.
>>5486941
And it's a pleasure to meet you as well, Captain Zabi! It's always nice to see another American AND someone that acknowledges that I'm the hero! What brings you here, my friend?
>>5486942
Thank God! I'd be horrified if it turned out that you didn't even consider personal hygiene! So, how many flavours of ice cream do you have, exactly?
>>5486969
Uh-huh! Playing Twenty Questions is always a good thing to do with someone, you know! Learning is a key part of socialising, after all, and the hero should know!
>>5486999
DORUFU~! THE HERO'S IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY! GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5486906
I'm always right! Except when I'm wrong.
>>5486942
So where exactly did you have to come from to get a name like Nu Mi-tiki-kaz-zazo N'Shi?
>>5486960
Rude! Very rude! Ungratefulnonaginglady! Thanks should be heard!
>>5486999
Once this over, I am going to just relax, and have some fruit parfait...
>She takes in a deep breath, and relax her hands.
Let's go!
>>5486999
oh gosh I'm very so- I mean, FEEL MY LABOR OF LOATHING UPON YOUR NOSE!
>>5487020
Then I envy you. Your ability to resist degeneracy would be a great asset to ensure that ''the incident'' would never happen again.
I cannot say I have ever met a ...creature such as you. Aplogies for the implications.
>>5486999
...Not enough to make anything big. I'll just have to deal with it.
>>5487024
Gwen? One of your campers is here?
>>5487029
I mean trying to actually take on the sun, like trying to approach it.
>>5486999
Duel 1
>>5487012
>Shut up Kamina
>>5487061
>Kamina
ew no
>>5487022
>she seems too busy holding the cross up while praying to Christ
>>5486999
Fuck you Garnet
>>5487061
...I've done this twice today. And the answer to the question, "Am I sane?" Eh, probably.
>>5487048
...Who said that? Huh??
>>5487061
Heeeeeeey...!
>>5487061
No one around, huh? Guess I'll just wait here for a bit...
>>5487029
>He looks down at his shaking knees.
Yeah, I suppose I am.
>>5487038
What a nice outlook.
>>5487048
No, she's my fellow counselor!
>>5487061
Hello, child! Are you lo-AH! NO! STOP!
>>5487061
oh. uh.
>he throws it back
You dropped this by me.
>>5487004
I suppose we are. Ramlethal Valentine
>>5487020
It is possible I may have forgotten.
>>5487024
That is not a good reason. Whatever. I will not ask any further.
>>5487035
The hero should know a lot of things.
>>5487070
My mistake.
>>5487083
>Shut up Kamina.
>>5487047
You should not.
>>5487042
>She raises her hand into the air, and bonks the engrish woman on her head.
I don't feel like saying any thanks... so have that instead.
>>5487061
....I am not having a good day right now.
>Letting out a huge sigh, she delves her head face first into shit.
Anything to win...
>>5486950
Yup! Give it a couple of days,you'll get used to it!
>>5486969
Shame on her! Really...You should actually be lucky you missed out on the war.
>>5486970
I kind of crash landed. Trust me if I could I would send a message to the fleet and my forces would be here...
>>5487029
>He immediately turns his attention to the sidearm and quickly picks it up. Pulling out a handkerchief and starts cleaning it frantically.
Do you know how priceless this is? It's vintage!
>>5487035
Oh you silly! Im not american. Im just taking it over! See im actually from space. Humanity had to move there no thanks to you!
Anyways,You seem very prideful about your so called hero status,so I won't bother. As for what brings me here...well...I woke up here!
>>5487061
>>5487091
Sorry, so Sorry, I was trying to fix your hair.
>>5487078
Uhh...You got a cellphone, kid? I could give oyu his number if you really need him. Just don't call him between 10 in the morning and 9 in the evening, alright?
It's 555-ILIKEPIZZA. Just tell him I send you.
>>5487088
No one, I guess. I may have misunderstood.
>>5487091
Huh, well I haven't seen her around here.
>>5487103
O-Okay
>>5487061
The enhancement made her better than what she was before.
The blonde one caters to his preferred female.
>>5487061
I knew my training would pay off! Stay down will you?
>respawns
...I'm alive?
>>5487103
I think it's a very good reason.
>>5487108
I-I suppose I will.
>>5487109
I forgive you. Everyone makes mistakes! It's important that we learn from them.
>>5487113
That's because she's back at the camp, taking care of the campers!
>>5487104
Maybe I should not. But I have been raised with the knowledge of everyone around me that I was compeltely normal, including my ''caretakers'' so to speak. As such, I like to extend the same hospitality to everyone that has come to me in good faith.
>>5487091
>She then lightly pushes him with just the same hand.
>>5487108
It's just a useless stick of metal to me, kehehehehehe.
>>5487113
Silly man~. Still not gonna attack, hm?
>>5487091
Isn't it? I've always believed in seeing the best of things.
>>5487111
>she snaps out of her cowardness
Yeah right! I bet it's a cursed number that sucks you in when you dial it, you think this is a sick joke? why would Christ even have a phone? or a number like that?
>>5487127
Hey Alfred? I know I am the Prince of Temptation and all that, but so many burgers are going to make you more than just gluttonous.
>>5487127
I still can't believe I trusted him.
>>5487127
Good boy, now kiss my hand
>>5487127
Well, time to have my NAP OF INEVITABLE EVIL.
>>5487127
If I had lost that fight with him...
>She wipes off the sweat from her forehead, and looks at Soviet's body.
I would have lost my mind...
>>5487150
Oh Jesus Christ, stop being a pussy, kid. I've been here for what, 20 minutes and I haven't even tempted anyone here yet!
....Not that I am aware, atleast. And no cellphone can suck you in like a black portal. What are you? Retarded?
>>5487103
I'm Ludger Kresnik. Pleased to meet you
>He holds out a hand
>>5487108
Hmm... maybe I could have a friend look at it, if you don't mind?
>>5487127
>>5487164
I'll work with you... For now. And I'm sure as hell not doing that.
>>5487133
Well, that's good. It sounds like you aren't stuck here either, so you're double lucky.
>>5487141
I don't have any reason to. You aren't going to hurt me, right?
>>5487103
And, lo and behold, he does! He just doesn't know much about the people he talks to, that's all, and he's willing to change that when speaking to people!
>>5487108
Awesome! We Americans now get to live in space? THAT'S SO COOL~! I don't know why I should feel bad about that, but maybe I'm misinterpreting something... And it's obvious that I'm the hero, c'mon!
...You woke up here? That's really boring. Is that it?
>>5487127
>>5487152
H-Hey! I'm not getting fat, shut up! I wasn't even hungry anyways, you can take them if you want them!
>>5487141
>stumbles back a bit
What was that for?
>>5487148
That's the best way of thinking!
>>5487127
Duel 2
Some would state he made the right choice.
>>5487127
I WANT ALL THESE HOES TO KNOW
>>5487103
No matter. You may know.
We are the Sliver
>>5487134
Envy us.
>>5487179
Obey your commander!
>>5487177
You have no rights to say that, you dark fiend of evil.
>>5487179
Right! In fact, I think I'll leave right now!
Bye, new friends! I'll be back soon!
>>5487179
Not unless you want me to, even if I like a nice fight.
>>5487184
Just because. After all, why not, why not?
>>5487211
Buh-byeee.
>>5487184
>Courfeyrac smiles
That's something we've got in common then.
>>5487196
Haha! They fall for it every time.
>>5487201
I need a possible reason as to why I should envy you first, stranger.
>>5487196
Alright, where's the nearest McDonalds? C'mon, you gotta be somewhere around here...!
>>5487211
See ya later, bro!
>>5487196
Sorry big guy.
>>5487196
Yes I will join you.
>"What he doesn't know is that what I'll do is NOT follow him, I'll simply just walk the opposite way, HAHAHAHA"
>>5487196
Hee-that was quick, ho.
>>5487196
Anyone want to try out this new recipe of mine?
>>5487209
I'll do anything except that. Try again.
>>5487211
See ya.
>>5487219
Then I'm not going to attack you.
>>5487108
If she neglected to tell me then it must not be too important.
>>5487133
It should not be the only reason though. Especially since unique can be a negative thing as well.
>>5487126
>We should play Smash again one of these days.
>>5487180
America. The admirable idiot.
>>5487179
*she stares at the hand for a moment before shaking with hers*
I suppose it is for me as well.
>>5487180
No thanks. I am a vegetar -
>>5487196
SON OF A BITCH!
>>5487210
Look kid, hate me all you want and that's fine. But doesn't your Lord teach forgivness and all that?
>>5487105
>She flinches and takes several steps dramatically back, rubbing the spot the meanlady hit.
Ouch! Muchhurts! Meanoldlady! No favor anymore desu! Goddamn!
>>5487231
And there is none.
You should not.
>>5487196
AGH!! WHAT IS--
>She catches herself in her fit of angry, and takes in a deep breath.
Calm down... Calm down... Everything is calm, I am the bright sun, and the relaxing sea.
>>5487126
>>5487253
>Smash
Dat better be Wii U, nignogs.
>>5487259
Yes, but he didn't mean to accept them. or allow them.
>>5487253
So... Ramlethal, how'd you end up here?
>>5487246
Awwww. How boring, how boring.
>>5487276
Corrin was an unneeded addition to Sm4sh.
>>5487263
I hardly know who or..what you are. Perhaps there are things about you that I would like to project in my own life. To improve myself if you will.
>Corrin
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