>hg thread
Awoo.
>awoo hang out
>not a new game
You're fucking cancer okami, bitch. learn to host and actually contribute to the community.
>>5474758 (Subaru)
Alrighty then. All i can say its really worth it.
>>5474795 (Rei)
I think so, but i've kinda forgot what it was so don't mind me.
>>5474773
Without some despair here and there people will get bored and make some homemade despair themselves, and there's no telling what that will do. It's better to have some bad days so we can appreciate the good ones. Without them we'd never take a good look at ourselves and think "I think it's best I change my ways so I can be the best me I can be".
>>5474800
>>5474806
This mage looking guy says it all. It hurts, but not in a way that'll make me tough. It's more in a way that'll make me look dumb.
>>5474810
Yeah, I think the last time I saw you was when you bit off my schween.
>>5474817
If neither of us fit the bill, then who does?
>>5474852
Uh, yeah, sure. I guess. If you can just do that.
What are you listening to?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsJ3Zmgixt4
>>5474810
Ooo~ So you must be the other zombie that Squigly was talking about. I hope you are as nice as she is. Too bad you don't take care of yourself as well.
>>5474844
Maybe I should accept their offer...
>>5474879
As if you weren't having trouble with that before I started calling you Suby...
>>5474891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w
>>5474873
All right. I'll just good back to reading, then.
>>5474872
Awoo.
>>5474840
You're writing ways to kill me I can feel it. Look Im not going to get in the way of you and him ok? Im too busy for flirting with guys half my age id rather just find out how you two lovebirds do.
I know a guy who would love to meet you, he has to stay in a cryo chamber just so he doesnt burn to death.
>>5474891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=202fjZZO-tI
>>5474891
...Cough, cough.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dvtkwx-_eg
>>5474893
N-No, that's fine! You see, no one else can actually see me cry in fear, so there really is no reason to accept any bribes, yeah? Take it easy!
>>5474879
How should I know? Maybe you should make everyone take a main character test so we can find out.
>>5474891
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>5474901
Go*
>>5474822
Oh I never said just anyone could work for me, there's a reason I only had one super maid at my command for a short period of time, someone actually reliable.
>long sigh
How could I allow her to escape...
>>5474879
Your schwat? Hm, nevermind, that's not important. How are you doing?
>>5474882
Well I can't really. I'll just have to stick to being dead.
>>5474893
Heeey, I take care of my self really really well, thank you. I don't know what people have told you but it probably isn't true!
>>5474790
It is lovely however it is also incriminating. I would rather not be caught again.
>>5474795
You are welcome.
>>5474806
I hope to change her opinions. Somehow. If that happens to fail, then I will need to remove her.
>>5474810
The mail. I always forget that exist. I hope you enjoyed it.
>>5474822
That victory is among one of my favorites. I appreciate you for hosting it.
>>5474891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSQwERnWO8s
>>5474854
>>5474891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgHLZqO69qo
>>5474902
Don't you patronize me, you fuckin cunt. You're a good guy, but you're an asshole too.
>>5474916
>Go
the fuck do you want?
>>5474891
https://youtu.be/q-wgApY8gz0
>>5474923
I did! Thanks!
>>5474891
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BVp8EBJ__Yc
>>5474920
I'm sure it's not too bad. What's your name, anyway?
>>5474817
I won't just arrest you for each little crime you commit... I'm not a babysitter after all and I'm only in charge of solving murder or other options that are related to murder. There's no place for me to stick to petty thiefs or well... animal abuse for a twentyfour-seven kind of regulation.
>>5474879
I wasn't really referring to despair... I was just noting how you'll be a tool and how your confidence in yourself is rather lacking... You can't expect to inspire others with such a speech. I'm aware of bad days and good days being present, it's normal and anyone who tries to alter it has lost track of what the world's meant to be, Subaru-kun.
>>5474901
>>5474930
Awoo.
>>5474924
>Shoves away
>>5474891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLw5b70OJH8
>>5474960
Stop patronizing me you fucking asshole.
>>5474907
Your threat to our relationship is not high. I wouldn't write that about you. You mean Absolute Zero. Quite a strange one, even for here. I would be of help to him.
>>5474838
Is very unrestricting! Very nice on hot days! But! I verymuch like saying Desu! And saying names of moves is muchfun! Helps remember the timing aswell!
>>5474923
Is expected of me to have a little! I am a 'villain' after all!
>>5474893
I wasn't~
>>5474913
Wouldn't creating the main character test mean I have what it takes to be the main character?
>>5474920
I've been in tip-top physical condition, not that you'd know what that's like since you're dead and all.
>>5474911
I don't know...Im sure there are many interesting offers...
>>5474920
Your hair is all messy and you probably smell...What's next,are you going to try and eat my brain ahaha~
>>5474923
Removing your own mother,whew you really are willing to go that far?
>>5474978
With the way you dress? Puh-lease.
>>5474984
>Woof.
BTFO
>>5474891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
>>5474958
Can I help you with something?
>>5474954
Well that's a relief... At least it means that nto every little thing I could do would be reported to the police station... That would save me a lot of problems...
>>5474978
You don't have to make it! There's probably one already on the internet...
>>5474942
Rottytops. If you didn't notice already, I'm a zombie.
>>5474978
I'm in tip-top condition too you know. I haven't rotted for at least a week.
>>5474991
I take bubble-baths every day and I always ask before I eat someone's brain. Just because I'm a zombie doesn't mean I'm a slob.
>>5474991
I-I mean, who'd want to see the hero crying and looking absolutely BROKEN? Definitely not the people you know, lemme tell ya! Really, there's no need for such violence!
yuno please host
>>5474975
I still see as attention whorey... but I can understand it for hot summer days.
>She gets out of her chair, and than goes behind Sheath.
But what I cannot not stand...
>She puts Sheath in a headlock, tighten her arm muscles.
Is when you say Desu!! It's annoying as hell, and it is not a cute trait at all!
>>5474992
>She puts a paw over anon's mouth
...
>>5474984
>>5474992
I don't speak fucking dog.
>>5474919
The thrill of the hunt? I know how much you like seeking out maids. Let's pick this up at another time. I need to find what hours of sleep that remain. It's been good chatting, Fumi; perhaps the next time will be longer.
>>5474923
You're too kind, Ram. I think I can go to bed on that note. And try not to get the people all worked up by being provocative, huh?
>flies off somewhere
>>5475012
I kinda took a hint.
I'm Odd. Nice to meet ya, Rotty.
>eats everybody's food stash
>>5475031
If you don't speak, then why are you talking right now?
>>5474954
Talking a lot isn't fun when you dissect it like that and make me out to be some kind of fool...
>>5474991
What's with you and always knocking on my tracksuit? It's nice, comfy and easy to wear. I don't see any problems with it at all.
>>5475007
I've already taken all the ones on the internet, and they say I'm definitely a main character...
>>5475012
But you're green and you're looking very skeleton like....you also smell.
>>5474999
What are you reading?
>>5475019
It's 1 AM. You've gotten exponentially worse at this anon. What happened to asking me to host earlier in the day?
>>5475031
>The wolf starts to spell out letters with her paw
A
>>5475041
Do you see a comma there you illiterate andy?
>>5475039
How did you get in there?!
That was enough food to keep a human alive for months! And keep me satisfied for like two weeks!
>>5475012
You mean there's a difference between the two?
>>5475014
Yeah,but think of how much they would LOVE to see that. I think they could make me a very good offer.
>>5475042
It's ugly. That reason enough?
>>5475034
That's an odd name.
>>5475042
I took a bath before I got here. The only thing I should smell like is rose petals and maybe Shantae.
>>5475049
Yuno please post Kaguya porn
>>5475042
I bet you cheated on each and every single one of them...
>>5475033
Have a nice one
>Waves at Raven
And I guess this is a good time for me to put my brain to rest the minimal amount of hours. Goodnight...
>5475054
All I see is you giving me a well-deserved (You).
>>5475045
Its a piloting manual. I'm supposed to finish reading it before the end of the week.
>>5474975
I have also been called a 'villain' for doing what I was told to do. Why have you been called one.
>>5474991
The biggest problem if I can. She has already shown willingness to kill me.
>>5474936
You are welcome. Even if I did happen to shiver on the way home.
>>5475033
You saw that. They should learn to control themselves around me but I will attempt to. Farewell.
>>5475049
save us
>>5475072
>>5475062
I just said so, didn't I?
>>5475077
Well a little cold never hurt anyone, right?
>>5475062
Well, yes, true, but WHO would pay to see me scared as hell? No one at all! No one! So drop this, damnit, I'm uncomfortable about it!
>>5475007
You shouldn't be all that worried. As long as there's no real crimes at hand and I don't have to stop you from going on a slaughter then you won't end up in jail more than the next person trying to stab a cat will... Araragi-kun.
>>5475042
Well I don't see what else you could possibly wish for when you're spouting out words that are rather demotivational for mostly yourself... I can't really have kids surrounding me when there's a job to be fullfilled, Subaru-kun.
>>5475066
Why would I have that?
>32 out of 80 nonfatal day events done
I am satisfied. Give me 36 fighters.
Limit filler until needed and no duplicates.
>>5475054
W
>>5475087
Kirigiri
>>5475087
Ingrid
>>5475081
I'll save you in about 14 hours.
>>5475087
Artoria Pendragon
>>5475087
Godot
>>5475087
Just Angelo
>>5475064
Ha. Never heard that one before.
>>5475087
Odd
>>5475087
Ammy
>>5475087
Rottytops
>>5475062
I need reasons for why it's ugly.
>>5475064
Why're you bathing in rose petals?
>>5475067
You'll never find out if I did or not. That secret is locked safe within my being. Killing me is the only way to find out!
>>5475085
I'm no kid Kirigiri-tan, I'm a full-grown man that won't let Junko use me like a tool. I speak for the trees and the trees tell me that she needs to buzz off.
>>5475074
I-i deserve one too, anon. Don't be an asshole and take the extra step of takin an arrow from your reply. Just shows how far you're willing to go to be a shitter.
>>5475087
Late go
>>5475087
Rei Ayanami
>>5475087
Caroline and Justine
>>5475087
Calmasis
>>5475087
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5475087
Police-kun
>>5475087
Timegazer Magician
>>5475087
Natsuki Subaru
>>5475059
>Doesn't give a shit about how he got in, only when his next meal is
>>5475087
Tubbs
>>5475087
Saber
>>5475087
Jupiter
>>5475087
Mizore Shirayuki
>>5475087
A Pimp Named Slickback
>>5475087
Sanae Kochiya
>>5475087
Koyomi Araragi
>>5475089
A...W...IELD?
>>5475087
Furry porn
>>5475087
Wasp-chan
>>5475072
>>5475082
Could have fooled me. By the way...who would be stupid enough to let you eat their brain?
>>5475077
Hmmm. I guess it's too late to go back now. Are you attached to her?
>>5475083
China maybe? Or maybe North Korea!
>>5475113
The color scheme is one thing
>>5475087
Just Rinoa
>>5475021
No way! I could wear less! But! What is a nonstanding for yo-!
>She immediately grabs onto the girls arm, trying to get loose.
Badtouch! Badtouch! Help required please desu!
>She definitely intentionally said it that time.
>>5475077
I am an employed person of Ouma! We wish to spread chaos! That's all!
>>5475087
Sheath
>>5475087
Ash Crimson
>>5475087
Megaman
>>5475087
Baki Hanma
>>5475087
Uni
>>5475087
Maria and Harusame
>>5474733
You best be jokin me boy. I'm Mr. Sanders, the Colonel himself, in the flesh! Ain't no one livin near a city on this earth ain't hearda KFC!
>>5475087
Colonel Sanders
>>5475087
Sleeping Sasaki
>>5475110
Really? Seems like an odd thing to call you out on.
>>5475113
That's the kind of soap I use.
>>5475150
Subaru-sama.
>>5475087
Regulus Corneas
>>5475085
You're taking this cat thing way too seriously... No "real" cat is going to get hurt...
>>5475113
That can be arranged...
>>5475087
Ronnie
>>5475087
peeved brain
>>5475159
...
>>5475150
I meant people HERE! And China wouldn't want to see me cry; Russia would! Drop this, goddamnit!
>>5475179
>>5475157
And this was meant for you, son. Thought I had already said it, but old age works wondahs on the mind.
>>5475087
Hotkatsuki
>>5475170
Very cute
>>5475201
in what world?
>>5475182
It wasn't funny the first time, the second time's not gonna redeem it.
>>5475154
>Ingrid's left eye twitches violently, and tightens her hold on Sheath's neck.
STOP!! I don't care if this is a bad touch, just STOP IT! It isn't cute!
>>5475179
I thought you died...
>>5475182
See that doesn't count. He's lacking a brain to begin with!
>>5475194
Make me!...Wait. How about Rika?
>>5475150
You're joking, right? The colors on my tracksuit are perfectly fine the way they are.
>>5475182
Well it's not strong enough, because I still smell dying lingering around you.
>>5475184
Can it?
You know, killing a man might make you look...bad.
>>5475201
Stop.
>>5475221
>kissu
Make your requests or not.
>>5475113
I don't think trees whisper words to you about Enoshima-san, Subaru-kun. It's a bit unlikely that trees are giving you warning about her... I wish I could stay and interrogate you further about who might've told you about her.
But hearing trees and other kinds of vague hints, I'm guessing it was Hagakure-kun who tried to heed you from her...
>>5475184
I'm aware. I'm just threatening you with the possible outcomes, after all. At least I'll be able to leave for some deskwork and avoid having to solve several cases regarding you...
>>5475216
. . .
>>5475210
Whaat? I didn't think it was that shoddy of a joke.
>>5475219
It didn't taste very good, but he definitely has one. It wasn't very filling either.
>>5475221
I think you're smelling something else. I definitely don't smell bad today.
>>5475236
Let's goooo!
>>5475236
Swap out my image for this please~. completely mis clicked
>>5475098
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>>5475209
>kissu
>>5475236
LETS GO BEFORE BEFORE SOMEONE NOTICES IM HERE
>>5475252
AAAAAAAAAAA ITS TOO LATE
>>5475236
I'm good to go!
>>5475242
>>5475252
...
>Pets
>>5475236
Awoo.
>>5475234
>
>>5475241
Who's Hagakure, and why's he dressing up as a tree? Is he working for Junko? Is he going to continue this charade for long? I need answers!
>>5475236
It's fantastic!
>>5475236
Working along side a detective that is too much involved with cases... Well, at least I have someone to count on if I lose some keys.
>>5475236
>Transfer: Odd
>Scanner: Odd
>Virtualization
Let's go.
>>5475244
You should be ashamed of that one.
>>5475251
>>5475252
>>5475252
Nigga, you best be respectin' a man of my position.
If you need a ho, you'd best have some motherfuckin' dough to pay for one. Otherwise get out of my face with dat bullshit.
>>5475252
>>5475244
>he walks up and smells you like a creep
Nope, this is you. You smell weird...kind of like old people.
>>5475236
>>5475187
You know, give my spot to this guy here since i have to go soon.
>>5475221
Kind of, I thought you couldn't die, it would be just like a little surgery...
>>5475241
I see... Well, I wouldn't want to cause you any trouble...
>>5475271
If you don't like people making jokes why do you have such a retodded name?
>>5475150
Yes I am. However that attachment has grown shorter the longer I continue to exist.
>>5475082
Something like weather has killed thousands before. This is not counting the fact it is my first time experiencing these seasons.
>>5475154
Rather simple. There doe not seem to be a goal at all for you.
>>5475249
Very well.
If there is nothing else, I will start.
>>5475280
kek
>>5475219
Funny you should put it like that. I did, but that was 36 years ago now anyway. No excuse for my faculties abandonin me like that mid conversation!
>>5475252
Shoot, give an old man a heart attack behavin like that!
>>5475252
Thanks. You're a girl, right?
>>5475280
Love the clothes, dude. Great choice in color.
>>5475299
I love jokes, when they're funny. I make funny jokes. You don't.
>>5475252
Two? For me? Thanks!
>>5475271
I think your sense of humor's just about as dead as I am.
>>5475291
Old people? I don't bathe with old people, that'd just be weird. The only things I bathe with are shampoo, soap and sometimes Shantae scrubs my back.
>>5475300
It's your first time? Does this mean you're going to have your first Halloween?
>>5475294
i-i'm filler.
>>5475294
I will deny that since he already has someone in.
>>5475236
Let the test commence. Starting.
>>5475252
>incomprehensible mumbling
>>5475298
What, you don't think I wouldn't kill myself instead of getting tortured? You're sadly mistaken Araragi-kohai! I'm a bona fide coward!
>>5475313
Tell Shant-tan she needs to scrub your back harder, because you don't smell nice at all.
>>5475320
My first test? Jeeze, that's a lot more pressure all of a sudden.
>>5475315
I don't care, now you're gonna take that spot and you will wi-
>>5475320
Oh. Who is that exactly?
>>5475320
>>5475320
I-....I....JUST STARTED!!
>>5475320
I'm not about to die of hunger. You can go home early.
>>5475252
>writing down
"The anonymous are as touchy as usual. I doubt that will change anytime soon."
>>5475320
Anything for him.
>>5475320
I can protect myself, thank you very much.
>>5475313
My sense of humor is dead-on! I can tell when jokes are dead in the water.
>>5475221
It just screams "look at me! Look how much of a loser I am!" Where did you get it? The thrift store?
>>5475252
Shoo!
>>5475244
Im surprised you didn't get food poisoning ahaha~
>>5475300
You have such an odd family,Rammy! Maybe we should have a reuinion and you guys could have a intervention ahaha~.
>>5475305
Im not surprised! You know it's really refreshing to see a cook here of all places. You could really add the "spice" to this place ahaha!
>>5475320
>Jupiter explores the arena, snapping her hair-tie against her wrist every now and then
>>5475301
Why you laughin', nigga? You have somethin' to say to A Pimp named Slickback? Lord grant me patience to deal with these ignorant niggas and their disrespectful ways.
>>5475312
My gratitude to you, my strange dressed cracker associate. While you use none of it yourself, I can see you have fine taste.
>>5475330
I think your nose is busted. There's no way I can smell bad, otherwise I would've noticed.
>>5475342
If those are the kind of jokes you're going to bring to the table you might bore me to death.
>>5475346
Well I'm a zombie, so I can't.
>>5475320
Now there musta been a mistake here. I'm the one, Old Man Sanders, sposed to protect this gun totin dynamo!?
>>5475337
Thank the heavens for that, I'll be settin up shop now iffin you don't mind.
>>5475346
Hopefully more than they done addin all kinds a nonsense to my chicken! Drove me plum crazy when I was still kickin!
>>5475320
Duel 1
While some try to be, others are already sneaky.
See ya later guys. I'm off for now.
>>5475330
Do you think I'm an idiot? I'd make sure you can't do that before I start.
>>5475354
This is just my gear for battle. Wouldn't want to get the nice clothes all dirty.
>>5475359
You're just jealous my jokes are better than yours. Look! You're green with envy!
>>5475367
Also Lee's chicken is better.
>>5475214
>Tfw you type everything out and the tab crashes, fuck.
>She seems to have amused herself as she is smiling fairly wide.
But! Is cute desu! Is kawaii desu!
>She braces herself for the oncoming assault.
>Defend.
>-30xp.
>>5475300
We want to combine all worlds and universes into one big mess! It's very fun!
>>5475320
Remember! Smile makes things better!
>>5475374
I'm taking this sexually.
>>5475374
>The surveillance station is a pile of leaves and sticks bundled together in a circle.
Awoo?
>>5475374
That was a close one...thanks, strange green-haired girl.
>>5475346
I made it myself actually. I don't think you have what it takes to make your own clothes.
>>5475359
>Subaru tries focusing in on Rotty's face
Rotty-tan, you don't even have a nose to smell yourself with!
>>5475374
Please don't put that kind of job on my shoulders, Rammy.
>>5475378
Have a good one Godot.
>>5475381
I do think you're an idiot because you're forgetting one crucial thing about me Araragi-kohai.
>he poses dramatically
I'm a master of disguise, and I'm skilled with knives!
>>5475408
>pets
>>5475354
I'm laughing at you, with your Kat Williams lookin' ass self.
>>5475374
The first person I evah encountahed that could go fastah than me at damn near anything.
>>5475388
Now you listen here little Missy, you ain't had my chicken, not the real stuff. Even if he makes a mighty fine bird, he owes everything he's got to me, and don't you evah forget it.
>>5475378
Safe travels, and come on back sometime soon, ya hear?
>>5475374
My first loss. I should write this down once I reform.
>>5475374
Tch... Can't blame me for trying...
>>5475359
It was a joke...
>>5475367
I take it you are a man of simple tastes...
>>5475417
No...I buy only the top merchandise in France. What kind of peasant makes his own clothes anyways?
>>5475374
>cut the blue wire, then the red one, then the striped one.
Whew, that was too close.
>>5475374
Pay attention. I know you people confuse easily.
>>5475378
Farewell.
>>5475252
I hope you liked it. It would be awkward if I were a human.
>>5475374
Splash Woman, what are you doing?
>>5475408
You're cute, just letting you know.
>flies back to mcdonalds.
>>5475418
>frantically snaps hair-tie against wrist
G-Go away, you're not real!
>>5475426
I have had your stuff, that's how I know Lee's is better.
>>5475382
No, I'm green because I'm a zombie.
>>5475417
Yes I do.
>>5475442
Huuuh? Food poisoning isn't funny.
Oh wow, look at the time. I think I'd be better off having a dirt nap. Good niiight!
>>5475448
>>5475450
Sorry, I was on break. Rough water, huh?
>>5475458
You're right, I'm not
>>5475219
I'LL FRIGGIN' WATERBOARD YOU IF YOU PISS ME OFF, I SWEAR TO GOD--
...D-Drop that whole thing with Rika, please. Just... Just PLEASE. Drop it.
>Sorry for being late!
>>5475448
...
>The wolf has not moved for all of 24 hours, nor has it made any attempts at hiding.
>>5475432
>Bullies anonymously
>>5475346
This is a joke to you.
>>5475313
That would be correct. A favorite of yours?
>>5475395
That is something bigger. For what reason?
My ass hurts from riding a bike for three hours.
>>5475374
>Reads her book of jokes, unaware of two intruders in the base.
>>5475395
>Ingrid starts to grind on her teeth, very annoyed at Sheath's Desus. But, she relaxes herself, and gets the skimpy dressed lady out of the head lock.
I know your game, and I am not playing it. I will be the bigger person here... even through I want to hurt you so bad!!
>>5475448
Just to let you know, I am getting that item. No buts!
>>5475448
...Umm, did he get the idea for this from an old TV series?
>>5475480
>massages your ass
>>5475474
"They are relentless in their harmless attacks."
What do you want?
>>5475464
It's not very visible. It's just a little button nose. You can't expect to smell thing with it.
>>5475480
>Rubs ass
>>5475466
I really need your assistance next time I'll get into the ocean. Rush doesn't seem to like the salt water that much.
>>5475424
Well well well, now what DO we have here? A clown callin an upstandin young gentlemen odd lookin strikes me as a mighty strange business strategy.
>>5475442
Don't let the southern gentlemen fool ya too much there. Ain't a single thing simple about what I've done and what I continue to do, cept maybe the concept. People gotta eat! Ehhehehehehe!
>>5475448
If you think I trusted a soul besides my wife for the past 60 years or so, I oughta be the one lecturin you.
>>5475462
No, no you ain't, not unless you got a time machine tucked up that skirt a yours.
>>5475475
Mon amie, I thought you would get this by now...Everything's a joke to me!
>>5475479
Like I would reveal my body to some perv like you!
>>5475464
Au Revoir!
>>5475417
And you're an even bigger idiot for believing I would do something as terrible as that... I'm offended Subaru-chan...
>>5475495
I wanted to say nice things about you, but decided the best way to "break the ice" was to say something mean but not really.
>>5475448
Duel 2
Bombs are very common. As well is Baki appearing right before them. She shows that she just not only love her dog.
>>5475511
Ahaha~ Right you are! Though I have more of a sweet tooth than anything.
>>5475524
...zzz...
>The wolf's attempts at tracking have gone exactly as planned.
>>5475524
Something about that young man strikes me as mighty profitable. Can't quite put my fingah on it.
>>5475464
You didn't get that joke on purpose.
>>5475524
There's bound to be some good stuff in here.
>>5475524
Hmph. Leave it to a real magician...
>>5475494
>>5475498
Thanks, back to work now.
>>5475511
>Reflexively holds her skirt down
So? You're saying not one person wrote down how you did it?
>>5475524
>She whisks the bomb away with her magical powers.
I got no time for bombs... and be thankful, that I saved both of your lives
>>5475521
"An attempt to get closer to me. Anons still do that to this day."
I have some good news for you.
>>5475524
>>5475538
W-What? Was all that for nothing...?
>>5475562
Oh sweet, let's hear it!
>>5475524
It is a terrible idea to do that when you are drowsy. Subaru would say something stupid like that.
>>5475512
I'm not a perv! I'm trying to tell you I'm better than you!
>>5475520
No offense, but you kind of look like one of those kids that would go into a school with a gun all because someone made fun of your favorite anime.
>>5475448
Oh my! Prettygirl! Let you go for now! Next time is nonlucky for you~!
>>5475475
To spread chaos lots! Many powerful allies to be made as well! Many reasons! Secret reasons as well!
>>5475484
Oh my! Biggerprettygirl! How much grown of you! Very proud desu!
>She rubs her throat, it's definitely a little sore after the rough treatment.
>>5475524
Oh ho! Thank you very much! Arigatou! Much useful you were desu!
>>5475568
>>5475574
Awoo.
>The wolf has now not moved from her spot for 48 hours.
>>5475574
I know I'm talking to a dog...wolf thing, but it needs to know the truth.
>>5475511
KUURREEEEEEENURRURUERRLLLL-SAN~! IVE ALREADY SETTLED THIS BOILING FAST FOOD FEUD ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH A PLAN I'VE DEVISED ALL BY MYSELF....THE INFAMOUS MCPICK 2!
>>5475512
Then it is pointless speaking to you about this.
>>5475577
If it is a secret, I will not pry. I have my own things to worry about.
>>5475524
I-I ran out of grenades...
>>5475574
Since when do cats know how to use video messagging?
>>5475574
Tougher than I thought.
>>5475574
Alright, here're the hero's terms; I'm the hero, and you lot are my backup, no questions! I'M THE HERO~!
>>5475512
>>5475470
...D-Dude? When I said drop it, I didn't literally mean drop the conversation...
>>5475572
Today has been enjoyable. I have been stalking this place for a long time but I feel that I should now participate.
>>5475574
>>5475584
H-Hold on... Did I just walk arround in circles all day long?
>>5475576
I'll take that offense Subaru-chan... And if you think I'd do something like that, you shouldn't have saod those horrible things...
>>5475610
That's "cool"
May the ice puns never cease
>>5475576
Ewww. You are a perv! I thought you told me you didn't like me that way!
>>5475597
Awww~ don't be like that. You were really opening up back there.
>>5475470
Oh...I'll drop it alright. Just like how you dropped "It" on Hiroshima
>>5475574
Duel 3
The shark tank has some mixed success.
It is dog against dog and for some reason, blue hair is hard to find in a crowd.
>>5475577
>She could only sigh, as she returns to seat back in her seat.
The things I do for the universe... Alright, Sheath. What do you want from me? Because I will give you anything... besides colliding the universes together again, to make you stop saying Desu!
>>5475632
Damn... Seems their time isn't up yet...
>>5475619
You're forgetting something Araragi.
I don't go to school!
>>5475631
I SAID I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I'M SKILLED YOU NITWIT!
>>5475632
How much do I get paid for this?
>dabs
>>5475625
I have written many of them because people expect me to do it. However this is what you call a test run.
>>5475552
Course they did, but the only sons of bitches with the recipe are the same ones ruinin my name with their substandahd chicken.
>>5475591
Ronald, you been eatin the non-white meat nuggets again? We ain't rivals; I'm an alternative!
>>5475531
Too bad we ain't got much for dessert. South had always been a little more savory than our kin above Dixie.
>>5475632
Flock to me, my chicken children of the sea!
>A massive school of tuna burst into the tank, surrounding the Colonel and escorting him to safety
>>5475631
Ha, ha, because Rika's actually from Japan, and I dropped two nukes on Japan... Ash, seriously, PLEASE drop it when it comes to Rika. She's already seen me like that, and I don't want to be embarrassed further.
>>5475632
RELEASE ANY OF THEM AND YOU'RE DEAD.
>>5475641
I wil try even harddr today, Jackie
>>5475619
Awoo.
>>5475632
>A bunch of birds fly around the wolf and chirp at her.
>The wolf has not moved for 60 hours.
>>5475670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk4Eq8IcQMk
>>5475632
The magician is clearly the most vile person there. Even the ones doing monologues are not as bad as him.
>I need to go to sleep. Night.
>>5475668
>pets
>>5475700
Good night
>>5475693
>Evil howling.
>The wolf has not moved for 72 hours.
>>5475690
>sleep deprivation is so much fun. i forgot to add an image
>>5475693
No thanks.
>>5475700
Goodnight.
>>5475693
What's your problem, Araragi-kohai?
>>5475631
Were being a keyword. Something as important as dealing with Mother is important to me.
>>5475700
Farewell.
>>5475693
...Did I make it too obvious? I just used "the hero" many times, so...
>>5475700
See ya later!
>>5475693
Truly, the clock struck midnight on that pet's life. No doubt I did what was needed.
>>5475632
Hmmm, I see... That would come in really handy is he starts to become a problem...
>>5475656
Them I'd have to pull a drive.by on you... Or maybe...
>>5475693
>>5475711
You're still alive...
>>5475656
Making excuses,like the dirty perv that you are! Is that why you are so sheltered?
>>5475670
Awww~ But you have to have something,riiight?
>>5475677
Make it worth my while.
>>5475717
You need any help putting down your mommy?
>>5475700
Come on back now, ya hear?
>>5475692
Thank ye kindly for the trip down memory lane. I do miss my days of bein flesh and bone sometimes.
>>5475693
Color me impressed. You got furthah than anyone else evah did. Unfortunately for you, secret recipe ain't got just one code to crack.
>>5475670
Oh yeah, sorry man... I was trying to be dramatic and edgy, like the kids these days. I don't get your whole krispy colonel shtick?
>>5475693
Duel 4
It is not just me that wants America to shut up for once.
>>5475730
Appreciated. However it is a suicide mission for someone like you.
>>5475739
>is the vanish
>>5475739
What are you implying?
>>5475701
I will have to get used to that. Expect more appearances from me within this week. For now I will go back to the shadows.
>>5475730
Tease me about literally anything else; just don't mention this topic AND Rika at the same time. Just... Just don't. There. There's the thing that'll make it worth your while.
>>5475739
ALRIGHT, GUYS! LISTEN TO MY AWESOME HERO VOICE-- H-Hey, where are you going? I didn't even finish the first paragraph...
>>5475693
I feel like M.Bison right about now... Not a good thing at all... Jeez...
>>5475739
I say we put some traps in the vents. I know for certain there's something in them!
>>5475739
>The wolf paints a line in the shape of a laser with her brush.
>The wolf has not moved for 84 hours.
>>5475726
I think you should stop trying to murder me. It's obvious you don't know what you're doing. What I'd recommend is taking notes from someone that actually cares about killing the weak.
>>5475730
I went to a public school! There's NOTHING sheltered about public schooling!
>>5475739
I get the feeling I'm the only one here with a background in security work.
>>5475730
Well it ain't much, but we do have some chocolate chip cookies. Gimme a hot second to recollect exactly what we got over in Frog town.
>>5475734
Nostalgia mostly. Sold pretty dang well when I was still alive, and that's what these kids today call retro.
>>5475739
America the beautiful. Holds true damn near anywhere I been in this great country.
>>5475597
Is company secret! Not personalproblem! Don't have many of those!
>>5475638
>She rubs her chin trying to look deep in thought.
What sheath wants? Hmmm~! I wonder very much!
>>5475739
Not Ouma's? Who's belong to? Wai-!
>>5475739
>slowly retreats from the meeting, not knowing a single fucking thing about security
Glad you could bake it, Urther
>>5475788
>>5475788
>>5475788