HG Bread
DING DONG
Whew...all that death got me a little worked up...let's see what this night brings: peace, of course. Izaya, you'd better watch yourself. You might end up dead next time.
>>5473462
.........
.........
I hate everything.
>>5473447
>But of course.
>>5473447
>Ingrid waves her right hand, creating a simple brown table with two chairs. Then, snapping her fingers for a tea set.
The boys may not come today, but I assure you, they will come for you... oh they will. Anyways, have seat for your lost... And mine as well.
>>5473493
You got me there, Kuru. Maybe you won't just have to deliver bad news to him.
>>5473505
This is earlier than usual time.
>she writes down something in a notebook
Goodbye Silas.
>>5473525
Who am I? How ignorant of you.
Genius psychic, Reigen Arataka. Look it up.
Recycled.
>>5473579
Junko should lose this one.
>>5473579
Rooting for Izaya.
>>5473575
GODDAMNIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!
>>5473525 (Byakuya. Or is it still Togami?)
Well, yes, your words DO hold some truth to them, the hero must admit. I don't know what you consider morally questionable, so you do raise some valid points. All of us are human in the end.
...Wait, I'm not here to preach philosophy! I'm here to tell you that you should've killed me instead of him!
>>5473530
But... You see Subaru-chan... She was my love interest way before you saw her...
>>5473545
There's a purpose, every act has one, and as useless as revenge my be, it's still a valid one.
>>5473579
rooting for Junko because Izaya is stupider
>>5473397
I know you're already an idiot, I wanted you to be smashed into the ground. Remember my phrasing?
>>5473579
I'm not enough of a monster to let a little cat die.
>>5473588
Victory is just a few more short steps away.
The death resumes, but only just. Just one body to present today.
>>5473600
>>5473606
Your jinx has been recorded. Thank you for your contribution.
>>5473596
Your anti-jinx has been recorded. Thank you for your contribution.
>>5473604
>>5473609
I know this may seem weird Heroine-tan, but is what Araragi-senpai saying true?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
>>5473604
Then there still lies a question, Araragi-kun. Why are you chasing a cat for revenge...? I don't think a cat can commit a crime bad enough to make you have a grudge against it..
Goodbye...
>>5473601
SHHH, THE BELLS OF JOY ARE RINGING!
>punches hero for 0 damage
Here lies NOD unit. He never scored.
Okay, you've already proven you can be peaceful. There's no need for a repeat performance.
>>5473619
Haha! It was an anti-anti-jinx! You're not looking deep within the layers Raven-tan!
>>5473632
What I spy with my little eye, a normal tincan roaming around the area.
>>5473579
These bandages are itchy...
>>5473615
>>5473619
Your single-mindedness is really coming through for you this once.
>>5473642
Nod unit... 11:36 pm. Good night.
Reminder
>>5473642
See ya later, bro!
>>5473647
OW! DAMNIT, WOMAN, CUT THAT OUT~! THE BELLS ARE PUNISHMENT ENOUGH, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Jinx...activated. Jews...activated.
>>5473601
If I were to have only killed you that would have left me with just another opponent. Not that matters, seeing as I lost anyway...
>>5473625
Do you doubt me, Subaru-chan? How could you? Have I ever lied to you?
>>5473639
That cat took down like four people on it's own, it's not a normal cat, I just need to make sure of something.
>>5473632
Welcome. I have not seen you since the weekend event.
>>5473496 (Rammyverylethal)
Correct! Very much fun! We work together maybe? Would like that verymuch!
>>5473586
>It's okay! Senpai, it just means you're noticing me.
>>5473586
>Sheath puts her hands on her face with an amazed expression.
Oh wow! Really good magic trick! Don'tmindifIdo! But! Yes we lost quickly! Next time we'll makemore with the chaos!
>She pulls out a chair and takes a seat.
Nippon rules yes? Hostess serves desu!
>>5473642
Goodnight Nod Unit.
>>5473677
Fuck.
>>5473692
I've taken the liberty of assuming everything you tell me is a lie...so yeah, you have. All the time in fact.
>>5473625
No, I've never seen that man before in my life.
>>5473677
Fine! I'll just sit here eating fucking squirrels or something.
>>5473692
You sure the cat didn't just walk away while the rest killed each other...?
Time to sleep.
goodnight!
Oh, you guys will like my dad. He's a real pushover. Just kidding; he'll fuck you up.
Final two!
>>5473684
Yes, but morally, it's the "right" thing to do. And the hero may have a blurred line of what's right or wrong, but that kinda crossed the line a bit.
...Yeah, don't worry, dude. It hurts less after it happens for the hundredth time.
>>5473725
See ya later, dude!
>>5473720
That sounds pretty good.
>>5473718
Then why is he trying to steal you away from me?
>>5473727
Junko will lose...
>>5473695
I do not get many opportunities to do this with anyone else. I do not see why not.
Whoops, I put the wrong background on that one. To make up for it, Trigon will accompany you three to hell.
>>5473727
Alright, I MAY have lied about letting the cat die. At least I'm about to win.
>>5473716
I was thinking of watching Re:zero. Am i in for a good ride?
>>5473725
Goodnight to you too.
>>5473727
Do not disappoint him now.
>>5473725
Colette. A newcomer. Good night.
Why is mizore so perfect?
>>5473653
Shh. Albino, humans are talking.
>>5473693
Yeah, I was hanging out with my comrades back at Cromartie High. Just browsing around and socially indulging myself in conversations.
>>5473721
That's possible, but it's too good to be true, there's something wrong with it, I'm sure.
>>5473716
Come on now... Name one time I-
>>5473718
...
>>5473736
It's not like the people killed here actually stay dead, so what does it matter if I kill them or not? I fail to understand your reasoning.
>>5473579
I'll say it till I fucking die.
Azarath metrion zinthos fucking kill me.
>>5473677
Oh shit it worked.
The game is over, thanks to Archduke Duncan. He probably based his decision on saving a fellow victor of the games. Winning has its privileges, and now the Archduchess has another to boast. Nicely done.
Bonsoir! How are you wonderful people doing this evening?
>>5473761
You'll feel a lot of mixed emotions about it. Hate, sadness, happiness, and a whole lot of malice towards me.
>>5473763
Because I know what I want and how to achieve it.
>>5473802
Did you forget you could fly?
>>5473802
FUCKING CALLED IT
NOT A JINX
>>5473802
Did Naegi-kun toss a little luck my way today? How nice for me!
Thanks for hosting, Raven-chan!
>>5473695
>Heh, if that's what you think my man.
>>5473695
>Ingrid pulls up her chair, and sits down on it. Then she points her finger upward, and the tea does the serving for her.
Yes we will my engrish friend,
>She takes her cup, and sip it.
yes we will. Anyways, how's your home dimension faring? I don't visit it all too often.
>>5473764
Yup, humans are indeed talking right now. Now go talk to others.... tincan
>>5473802
Congratulations, woman. Thank you for hosting, cultist woman.
>>5473809
Rather fine, thank you for your concern Mister.
>>5473802
Thanks for hosting.
>>5473802
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
>>5473821
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT.
>>5473802
gg
>>5473744
Did I say I was ever yours?
>>5473780
Ooh, when did you get here, I didn't notice you.
>>5473802
Congrats Junko! And thanks for hosting.
>>5473780
Are you actually lying to me this time?
>>5473802
Do you hate me Raven?
>>5473809
Ugh...
>>5473802
Thank ye kindly for hostin, and congrats to the winner
>>5473794
It just says a lot about your character, you know? Killing someone that spared another person is kinda morally unjustified to me, but I'm a goody-two shoes, so what would I know? It's just a bit jarring to me, even if we're in an arena.
>>5473802
Congrats to Junko, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>5473809
Howdy, Ash! What's up? Haven't seen ya in a while, so I'm curious to see what you've been up to!
>>5473802
She really did not need the ego boost...
>>5473841
It's heavily implied!
>>5473830
You can't say anything fairer than that? Psh.
>>5473802
Boring.
Winscreen the lesser. Winscreen the greater a bit later, as usual.
>>5473852
No more than you hate yourself.
>>5473809
>That v/ drawfag actually did the whole webm
Based
>>5473820
Thats a pretty good mindset to have
>>5473820
My wings weren't working!
Whatever, it's still a moral victory. No one cares about that Junko brat anyway.
>>5473826
Congratulations Junko.
>>5473814
I've seen a little bit of it and you are right there are a lot of mixed emotions already from the start.
>>5473802
Thanks for hosting Raven.
>>5473780
Then why aren't you just asking the cat...? It would be a bit more efficient if you just asked rather than trying to kill an animal. If you're going to kill an animal, I'd also recommend using a gun. It's more efficient and beneficial as you won't be causing havoc in trying to catch it...
>>5473852
You've managed to doom us for the time being... Subaru-kun. I'm amazed at how your luck seems to have the same effect as Komaeda-kun..
>>5473802
>>5473875
Thanks for the investigation. I wish I could say a well-meant congratulation to the victor, but I can't...
>>5473826
>kiss
>>5473835
Whats this? I didn't know they made talking toasters!
>>5473852
Did you miss me Suby?!?
>>5473860
>Decks you in the nose
You! You have a lot to answer for!
>>5473871
Robots don't look like that. The blue guy is an AI. Trust me, I am a robot.
>>5473875
I'll take that as a "No, I don't hate you at all Subaru-san. Your time to shine will be soon enough.". Oh, and thanks for hosting.
Anyways, congratulations she-devil. I hope you're happy with yourself.
>>5473838
HAHAHAHAHA
>>5473875
thanks for rigging my predictions true!
>>5473809
Right as rain, little miss! What brings a peach like you to a place like this?
Placements.
Seven of you got killed by a smallish cat. Well, you know, in relation to the size of a tiger. Anyway, you should be ashamed.
>>5473871
I got nothing on a normal human like you. I mean, you're just too cool for me.
>>5473748
Guessed right I did? Lots of weaklings yes? Tell me when wanting to make with the unpeopleing! Could make good combos!
>>5473830
>I'm thinking what I should have for dinner!
>>5473830
>He eyes are fixated on the floating self pouring kettle, but begins speaking though distracted.
It's a big problem! It's doing fine! Such a bad thing to see desu! Oh no! It should be plunged in the chaos!
>After the kettle floats back down onto the table she clumsily picks up her cup, looking fairly unrefined, and takes a sip.
Oh! Thank you! Is sweet!
>>5473884
I think that's when you'll have the most fun. It gets serious and dark soon after they leave the city.
>>5473809
God I want to fuck you in the ass
>>5473924
Thanks for hosting.
>>5473898
O-OW, SHIT!
>Alfred stumbles back a bit, glasses falling to the ground.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? DO YOU WANT ME TO GREET YOU IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE INSTEAD SO YOU DON'T DECK ME IN THE FACE?!
>>5473875
Thanks again. Just the result I predicted!
>>5473881
You lost the moment you entered. You were too stupid to live! Upupupu!
>>5473886
Oh come on, Kyo-chan. If it wasn't for me, you and Naegi-kun wouldn't have gotten so close, right? Gimme a little congrats!
>>5473898
A talking toaster, where -- that sounds really cool, every bad ass should own a talking toaster in reservoir. My name's Shinichi Mechazawa, it's a pleasure to meet you dude.
>>5473924
Congratulations! Omedetōgozaimasu!
Thank you! Arigatou!
>>5473924
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?
>>5473924
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5473886
Don't pin this incident onto me! It was all Junko's fault for not dying when I politely asked her to.
>>5473898
You're too noisy right now...
>>5473860
If something as simple as killing someone just because they spared you seems morally unjustified to you than perhaps you shouldn't be participating in these games in the first place? It sounds to me as if you don't have the resolve to win anyways.
>>5473841
I've been here all the time!
>>5473852
I'm not! I never did!... Ok maybe once... But I can't even remember ding it!
>>5473886
A gun would kill it whether it's a normal cat or a monter of some kind, I don't want to kill a normal animal...
And the stats. Thank you lot for coming along for the ride. Refreshing to be able to pull a 48 at this time. Anyway, thanks also for the words, kind or otherwise.
If there is another host ready to roll, you may proceed.
>>5473924
I thank you for the opportunity, and for taking the time to host this game.
>>5473809
Tonight has been amusing.
>>5473764
Just like a regular human. I have also been indulging myself with talking.
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>5473934
We should plan for later this week. Maybe I could get another friend in there as well.
>>5473951
The dumbass at the cliff was too stupid to know who deserved to win.
Screw this, I'm out.
>flies the fuck away
>For the record, if anyone wants to see my other ERP avas in HG, I would be willing to bring them over for a game sometime.
>>5473970
I do; the hero has a resolve challenging the entirety of America itself! It's just that I'm a bit of a softy when it comes to moral situations like this, that's all. Maybe it's because it's my job to be the hero and I'm used to the saying, "One good turn deserves another", so...
>>5473974
Then how come she's saying she doesn't remember you!? Don't tell me you think you're also the main character! There can only be one, and it's me!
>>5473934
>What do you have? Maybe i'll be able to suggest something.
>>5473934
>She sits her cup down, and rest her elbows on the table.
Ooooh yeah... I forgot that you were a chaos freak. Well, if you're dimension is in peace, I got nothing to complain about. That only means the heroes there are doing their job.
And no problem. I am not that mean, to not give you the tea you want.
>>5473929
Do you mind, for a moment peppermint? Some blue robot's bothering me.
>>5473905
Rude of you to interrupt a man's conversation. You're the only blue guy, AI robot thing roaming about...
>>5473997
>literally who?
>>5473997
Do not cross streams.
>>5473936
Oh i see. Well i'm gonna put it on my "Anime to watch" list. I think i'm gonna continue it when i've finished Hetalia and Shinmai Maou no Testament Burst
>>5473867
Are you going to force yourself on a unwilling party as well?
>>5473974
Were you? I think I would of found you with that face you have.
>>5473922
This will never end will it?
>Sighs
Monsieur, I am no miss.
>>5473944
>He conjures a green flame
You know exactly what you did! Don't try and play innocent!
>>5473954
Im talking about you silly! ahaha~ My names Ash, I suppose I can say it's a pleasure to meet you as well Shinichi
>>5473966
WHAT! CAN YOU REPEAT THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU?
>>5473992
Has it? What did I miss,Rammy?
>>5473997
Come back any time. I'll be more than happy to give you another dose of sweet despair!
>>5473879
Of course it is Maia. Or would you prefer The Wraith.
>>5473881
>>5473997
I beg to differ. However you did manage to impress me. That far in your first match. This is going down in the journal. Keep making yourself unpure, Tsukune would love that. Bye.
...
>>5474046
>kissu
keep being you desu
>>5474035
EXCEPT I HAVE NO DAMN CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DUDE! STOP WITH THE VIOLENCE AND EXPLAIN IT TO ME!
>>5474021
I just needed to clarify something. And I meant the guy with the blue hair, the one who still looks human.
>>5474042
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE?!?! IM NOT A GIRL!
>>5474025
>
>>5474026
Aww, stream crossing is so fun. I understand, though.
>>5474042
>girl
>>5474059
Segata?
>>5474035
Too many to name. Most of it focusing on the mental degradation of someone but that is in the past.
>>5474042
Being cute is not within my purpose so I do not mind. You should realize that is a male though.
>>5474013
Such a way of thinking will never allow you to win. You should just give up here, there is no point in you entering another game ever.
>>5474021
Well, excuse me no fingers.
>She takes a step away from sliver man.
I'll just be on my way.
>>5474059
Segata....?
>>5474068
>>5474084
>>5474063
Keep doing that anon and you're bound to catch something...
>>5474027
How's Shinmai Maou so far? I've been meaning to get to that and a couple of other anime for a while now.
>>5474031
I wouldn't say you're unwilling. If you were you'd have ran away, called the cops, or attacked me by now. It's obvious you want something from me, and that HAS to be my love!
>he goes in for another hug and kiss
>>5474035
YOU'RE TOO GODDAMN LOUD! TURN IT DOWN A FEW OCTAVES!
>>5474014
She's just taking you for a fool... And I can't blame her for that, not if you think this is like an anime or a movie...
>>5474031
I have! And how would you? Is there something wrong with it?
>>5473992
Oh boy! Very exciting much! As saying goes! 'The more the merrier'! And bloodier!
>>5474019
>I was actually going to order out, something I never do, so I was thinking pizza... With pineapples.
>>5474019
>She seems to slap her cup down unnecessarily hard.
Hero's jobs! I have jobs too! Life is a.. A twoway street yes?! Perspective is muchlots important aswell!
But! Had you we'd be enemies! Bitter is terrible! No need for it in life!
>>5474035
Kid you not, but I don't own a talking toaster at all -- I wish I did, that sounds really cool though. You seem like a nice guy, I dig your exotic English accent, though everyone here's Japanese.
>>5474067
You mean Kaito? Yeah, Kaito the evil robot -- what are you robots conspiring?
>>5474103
Its complicated. The plot itself is really good but damn some of the scenes are.
>pic related
>>5474092
Except you'd be surprised at what I can do in the arena. Dude, I was just thinking about it from an outsider's perspective, that's all. I'll keep entering, but what I do in the arena can't be controlled, after all.
>>5474106
As far as I know this is an anime, and I was chosen to be the lead role! There's no other explanation for it, Araragi-senpai!
Tell me, why else would a NEET be summoned here? The answer is to fulfill a role that's desperately needed!
>>5474122
As I'd expect from a show like that. As long as everything makes sense and it's easy to get into I don't mind the occasional anime tit.
>>5474068
But you are dressed as one
>>5474121
He is not a robot. We are made out of metal, not just 0 and 1. I don't know what he's planning, but I doubt he's evil.
>>5474099
>You're not allowed to take back rammy, you've lost that right.
>>5473951
I don't think I can give a congratulations to someone who managed to set the Academy ablaze and got the world to follow... You should know that by now, Enoshima-san.
>>5473966
I don't think asking someone politely to die's a great thing to do, Subaru-kun... It'll only encourage their will to live to shine brighter than before.
>>5473974
Then what do you plan on doing with it...? Capturing it and hitting it till it listens? It seemed like you were out on revenge and I don't think a kick would solve such a case.
>>5474064
>He grabs you by your collar and cocks his fist back
You told Rusky that I had feelings for Rika! I don't like liars who spread rumors!
>>5474091
Awww~ I would have love to see someone go insane. ahaha~ Im always late to the party,huh Rammy?
>>5474103
BUT YOU ARE LOUD TOO! WHY DON"T YOU BE QUIET FIRST!
>>5474121
Im French mon amie, You must not get out much do you?
>>5474144
There is nothing wrong with being a effeminate boy,understand?
>>5474113
>Do it you madman, frigging do it!
>>5474113
Uh... Sheath.
>She just shakes her head back and forth.
We were enemies at one point... Don't you remember when I defeated you with Ryu and Ken by my side?
Gosh, can't speak English worth jack... and now suffering from memory loss.
>>5474136
Well, well. Enjoy the local Segata.
>>5474158
If you're so smart and all-knowing then why're you leaving a job like this up to someone like me in the first place? Do it yourself if you're going to be unhappy with how others do their thing.
>>5474177
...
>>5474103
>Keeps at arm distance.
Didn't you just say it was being to fast? You must be a detective with all that investigation skills you have.
>>5474106
Your face is very distinctive, you're not as dumb as you think think, I can use my eyes.
>>5474177
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it you crazy bitch
>>5474099
Good job on making a fool out of yourself.
>>5474113
Quite. I understand that you are fond of violence. What else do you like?
>>5474173
I never did.
>>5474177
Yes you are. Made me feel less than neutral. What kept you?
>>5474146
What do you mean he's not a robot, when he admitted otherwise?
>>5474177
I hang out around the school yard making a name for myself, punks don't know when too stop - I do get out, a lot actually Phillip.
>>5474177
W-WHAT?! NO! IVAN FRIGGIN' TOLD ME ABOUT WHAT YOU HAD FOR RIKA, YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE TEASING HIM ABOUT ELLY, AND HE WAS TEASING YOU ABOUT RIKA! HIT ME AND YOU'RE DEAD!
>>5474187
>>5474051
How the hell do you know my name?!
>>5474225
SMASH THEM INTO BUYING SEGA SATURNS SEGATA-SAMA~
>>5474076
>It was fun talking with Kurumu. It also gave me an idea on how to play Mizore for once. Hope to see you again.
>>5474143
Well i think its easy to get into. Oh well. Anything else you can recommend? I've watching Steins;gate aswell and i admit its really good aswell.
>>5474143
If that's the case, I can think of two more believable reasons...You're either cannon fodder, or the comic relief...
>>5474158
That's crazy, it takes too much work and I might not even be able to catch it, I would just stab it.
>>5474206
I hope you mean that in a good way... If there's a good way of saying that...
I want to ship with that trap.
>>5473802
A very late congrats to Junko!
>>5474210
>I never did
Hosting Hoshi Funeral games tommorow
7pm cst (midnight gmt)
Using champloo code
will be gay (pic related)
Butts will be encouraged and rigged for as entries
Open casket, might even yell back at you
>>5474217
A robot is a physical, autonomous working machine, just like me. An AI is just an application programmed by some nerds. The blue haired guy is not physical. Though he could be dangerous since he can act like a virus and hijack my body.
>>5474228
I am always lurking the shadows. Writing down any information I find interesting.
>>5474225
Segata... You know you can talk to other people. It's not that hard.
>Unconsciously, Ingrid gets into a judo stance.
....
>>5474258
>Funeral games
I hope you don't really think Hoshi will leave because of one our of drama.
>>5474206
I couldn't help myself. It's not everyday you find what could be your soulmate.
>>5474244
One thing that comes to mind is Jinrui. One of my all-time favorite anime with nice visuals.
>>5474247
What happened to the main character reason...?
>>5474234
Is anyone going to help bury him?
>>5474255
Do not pretend that you did not know this would happen.
>>5474035
Oh dear, my apologies sir! Don't you worry none, even if I am an old, white southern man. My restaurants ain't no god damn Chik-Fil-A, we welcome all kinds.
>>5474301
funeral games are a meme, stupid
it's like wedding games
>>5474301
Hour*
>>5474303
I've already watched that. Bleeding bread.
>>5474311
Give me a chance at retribution, I-I'll do whatever it takes!
>>5474259
Oh I get it so you're just following some sort of program, right? I'm not a tech savvy guy so please, correct me if I mess up okay blue buddy... so you don't have freewill... is that what you're saying right and Kaito imitates freewill?
>>5474269
I know..
Ready?
>>5474199
Subaru-kun... Nobody left the job up to you, you took it upon yourself. I'm not going to do everything for everyone, that's something that's left for others to do. Not for me, however..
>>5474247
Then all I can tell you is to stab it through the heart once, if it pierces in the middle all chambers will be punctured and the cat won't scream in agony so no unneeded attention will appear.
>>5474199
>Gives you a nuggy
Sooo~ hows it been?
>>5474208
Good...you better not.
>>5474210
Oh well you know the outside world has been keeping me busy...With a new tournament and all that's been going on since my absence, I just had a lot of catching up to do. How about you Rammy? Did you win any games?
>>5474217
Hmmm~ You don't look like the type to cause trouble...
>>5474219
What did I say about playing dumb!
>Punches you again in the nose
>>5474316
Whats that supposed to mean? This Chik-Fil-A...they don't like the French?
>>5474303
I discarded it for being way too stupid.
>>5474301
Yukine would never miss an opportunity to do anything involving hoshi. He's obsessed with the guy
>>5474262
Huh. So that's what it feels like. Look, I know its not exactly a secret but I'd still prefer it if you dont call me by that, for now. You're a clever girl I'l give you that.
>>5474301
How can you disrespect someone murdered in front of your own eyes. Did you see how hard he was killed?
>>5474187
>Actually that sounds pretty good, alright senpai.
>>5474187
No no! Truth! Here we're not so! People make with the switching sides or temporary truces! This is that! Though might disagreement, mental health is A-Okay!
>>5474210
Pretty things! Smiling! Unpeopleing making! Wait! You knowing that!
>>5474321
Yosuke's funeral was fun. This will be just forced and shit.
>>5474351
I'm always ready Segata...
Come at me with your best!
>>5474353
Ehehehee, if they weren't a little Creole themselves I wouldn't doubt it any, but they ain't exactly fond of, how do I put this, alternative lifestyles.
We like your games Hoshi
>Work hard and make good games
>Hoshi is too involved with the games
>>5474329
Then how about Kaiji?
>>5474352
It's not like I wanted to do it! I wanted to set that woman straight, and the best way to go about that is to double jinx her! In a place like this you have to rely on luck and old witchcraft if you want to get anywhere.
>>5474353
I was perfectly fine until
>checks watch
28 minutes ago...
>>5474353
O-OW! WHAT THE HELL-- IVAN TOLD ME HIMSELF ABOUT WHAT HE TEASED YOU ABOUT! GO TO THOSE "ARCHIVE" THINGS THEY TALK ABOUT AROUND HERE, AND GIMME PROOF THAT I TOLD ANYONE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS FOR RIKA! WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE THAT I TOLD ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING?!
>>5474247
I'm sure you can figure that one out. Would I ever be mean to you?
>>5474303
Are you sure you're not just a infatuation at the idea of me?
>>5474353
I'm the strongest high schooler in Cromartie High, this status guarantees my winning chances in the Arena.
>>5474350
I've been given as much free will as possible. I am just not able to hurt a living being outside of these games.
I am sure the Kaito guy has a similar programming, maybe even a bit more advanced, since he has a higher range of emotions than me.
>>5474352
... You're overthinking this, that sounds like a well thought assassination attempt, barely touching it with the blade would be enough.
>>5474354
So what, you think YOU'RE the main character?
>>5474390
What do you mean by that? I like you because you're my gift from whatever sent me here and made me the main character.
Junko, the deed is done. And so another one gets added to the gallery. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>5474378
I haven't seen that one though the animation looks very familiar. I think that's gonna be one to the list aswell.
>>5474341
You can try but it is possible that this is beyond salvation. For now, be useful and get me a burger.
>>5474353
Negative. I also have been kept out for an outside reason so I have not been appearing to often.
>>5474370
I am aware of the last two but the first is new. I assume you mean things like jewelry.
>>5474412
Cool! Thanks, Raven-chan!
>>5474370
>Glad to be of help!
>>5474370
Mental health, okay?
>She picks up her cup of tea, a takes another sip from it.
If you say so Sheath.
But you're right about the "switching sides" part. Here, enemies can be your best of friends... it's weird, but interesting. And side note, I just wanted to fight with them, because I was bored.
>>5474378
You'd be better off by stopping her instead of trying to rely on fictional things. You should know none of those hold any value when all those powers are instantly removed once you enter a killing game.
>>5474402
Isn't the purpose of stabbing it to kill it? Might as well do it on the most efficient way or it'll end up in something you might regret when he draws some unnecessary attention, Araragi-kun..
>>5474412
Do you still do Royal Rumbles? I haven't seen one of those in a long time.
>>5474393
Thank you for clearing things up for me, blue buddy - say what's your name? Maybe some robots are not so bad after all, maybe it was the AI's I should keep a look out for.
>>5474375
Hmmm~? You mean they don't like the way I like to dress? Well I should pay them a visit and give them a piece of my mind!
>>5474378
I thought you would be happy to see me! We are SUCH good friends right!?!
>>5474380
>Slaps
I Don't have any feelings for Rika OK!
>>5474392
ahaha~ Your high school must be fool of complete pushovers.
>>5474415
That makes two of us huh? Let's change that shall we!
>>5474360
That's a new one. People usually call me creepy or a stalker. You should not worry, Wraith. This book is for my personal enjoyment. It's made by me for me.
>>5474412
Your one hundredth and thirty sixth game. Thank you for hosting, Raven.
>>5474374
>he rushes for an attack
>segata throws her to the ground and puts her a headlock
>>5474415
R-Right, that's easy enough..
>Comes back after a while with a small-ish hamburger
I-I didn't know what you wanted on it, so I just put ketchup mustard and pickles...
>>5474390
If I could have scars I'd show you a few ones that would answer that question...
>>5474405
Of course not... I'm not main character material.
>>5474438
It's to test something, and if necessary, kill it. If it is a normal cat then there's nothing to worry about, but if it isn't... Well, I won't need to worry about it making any kind of noise.
>>5474414
It's pretty good if you like the idea of life or death gambling. The pacing's a bit fuckity, but it's worth it for a good story.
>>5474438
Do I look like someone that Junko's gonna allow near them? No. I don't wanna even begin this whole "he inappropriately touched me! Please fling him out of here for good!" bit, because I'm gonna lose if it means going up against a girl.
>>5474461
You're really trying to grind my gears today Ashy. It's like you enjoy seeing me miserable.
>>5474403
Did I host yesturday? Or was it before that?
Right two days ago, shitty wrestling was yesturday
>>5474461
OW! I GET IT! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR HER-- YOU SHOULD BE PUNCHING IVAN INSTEAD, DUDE! HE TOLD ME ABOUT IT!
>>5474461
Pushovers? I doubt you can stand up against a guy like me.
>>5474483
Then what're you supposed to be?
>tfw in (you) hell
I'm at an all time low.
>>5474430
A pleasure to do it, as always.
>>5474447
Yes, as part of the festivities for every 25th game. As the next game is 137, I project 150 to be...hmm...in the next three to four weeks. Perhaps a little more.
>>5474461
My sister is my top priority at the moment. I would not change that even if I wanted to.
>>5474474
Stop stuttering, it makes you sound even weaker. In hindsight, I should have asked for those fried potato sticks as well. Oh well.
*she takes a large bite from the sandwich*
>>5474461
Best a luck with that; they're a pretty big chain and an even biggah thorn in my side. An entiah media backlash didn't hold em down too long.
>5474501
Gonna cost you at least a buck fifty for one a them. This ain't a food shelf, boy!
What would you guys do without Hoshi?
Threads are more alive than it has been in weeks.
>>5474497
I don't know... A sidekick?
>>5474448
Rock, codename Megaman, serial number DLN. 001.
I don't think every AI is bad, as long as technical singularity isn't possible.
>>5474487
>life or death gambling
That sounds a bit like death parade. But yeah i'll give it a go eventually.
What happened with Hoshi?
>>5474517
Fried potato sticks...? You mean french fries? Yeah I probably could have done that... Is it okay?
>>5474483
I can't say that it's the smartest way to kill a cat. If it's for experimental purposes that may progress it all, it might be doable. Just be aware that animal violence can be punishable if the cat's a normal cat, if it isn't then there's boundaries being broken...
>>5474487
Considering how she treated Mitarai-kun, yes, she would. She'd probably find a use for you, most likely as a tool. No offense meant, but I can't see you be anything else than a tool used for killing and then ending up disposed.
>>5474531
Except you are already dead when stuff happens.
>>5474403
>shits on a different person every week
>he's suddenly obsessed this one time
Yukine is a crying faggot but you're retarded
>>5474471
>Ingrid covers her right hand with golden energy during the headlock. She shoots out a ball of light away from them, but it comes right back to them, going straight for Segata's face.
>>5474506
>This is her face of mild interest
So I have roughly a month to make it into the circle of winners, yes? I see. Time to stay around more even if my patience runs out quickly, as usual.
>>5474539
He's an asshole.
I'm more interested in the people he's managed to turn into blocks of salt with his faggot magic.
>>5474549
If it is a normal cat, then there's nothing to worry about, it might get a little bit scared, but that's it, I wouldn't hurt it.
>>5474405
I'm no one's gift, I have something that's more important to do then talk with you.
>>5474483
You're noticeable, even if you had scars no one would want to see those. this small conversation was..fine. but now I'm leaving don't get lost like kitten.
>>5474565
>Pats shoulder
>>5474487
>Gasps
Nooo~ Why would I ever hurt my dear Suby? You are going crazy!
>>5474492
Fine...But if this somehow comeback to you. I'll make sure you eat jello for the rest of your life,ok?
>>5474496
Ahaha~ why would I waste my precious breathe on you?
>>5474517
What's wrong with her...Is she not doing well?
>>5474519
Hmph! I'll just have to head down to their headquarters and burn it down! Im sure you would appreciate that,am I right? ahaha~
>>5474523
So you're my sidekick? All this time I've been waiting for my fateful encounter with the "idiotic best friend that gets one girl while the main character gets the entire harem" trope to approach me, but it has been in my face all this time without me realizing it.
Alright Araragi-Kohai, I will allow you to choose ONE girl to be yours, and then the rest are mine! Choose wisely, or the one you pick might just be the death of you!
>>5474531
I haven't actually seen that yet. Is it any good?
>>5474549
Hahaha! You're dense, aren't you?
My skill isn't as obvious as some people's, but it's there! The skill I'm talking about it the skill of annoyance and plot armor!
>>5474415
Anything that is making me think 'Pretty'! Like you! Or waterfalls! Or killsplats!
>>5474436
I am nocrazy!
>She picks up her cup and practically downs the rest of it.
Ahh~! Very much refreshing! But yes! This place is very much likeness of the entire 'incident'! No beautiful gold chains though, much sadness!
>>5474466
Well its my job to stalk and creep into places so Im not exactly one to judge.
Whose this Tsukune?
>>5474559
Maybe calling it obsession is too much, but Yukine tries too hard to get Hoshi's attention during his usual shitposting hours, this one time wasn't the only one.
>>5474565
...
>>5474590
I've only seen small bits of it because my housemates were already watching it so i'm planning to rewatch that eventually but its really good and things gets emotional.
>>5474581
Ara? Like what?
>>5474588
Maybe I am, or maybe you're the one that's crazy! You've been hurting me ever since you've been calling me by that stupid nickname!
>>5474588
...Jello? As a punishment? Dude, that actually sounds pretty neat. Are you sure you're gonna make me do that if this comes up again?
>>5474561
You would be correct. I'm sure you know that a game could happen at any time of the day, though your safest bet is around this general block, give or take some hours.
>>5474582
Hm?
>she looks up from her book at you but otherwise doesn't react to being touched
Who are you?
>>5474618
...
>>5474578
That's good, at least we won't have to deal with several screams of random cats all around the place and I won't have to cuff you to a tree or a pipe... Araragi-kun.
>>5474590
Hmm... I'm already aware of that skill, Subaru-kun. I've encountered a certain guy that had the same skill as you, except he made everything worse than it previously was, which is probably what you'd do as well...
>>5474546
That is what they called. Forget it. Even with it's size, it is adequate enough.
>>5474506
Pardon my intrusion. The idea of this is interesting. Am I included in it or do I need to win again?
>>5474565
*stares at the girl*
>>5474588
She is doing better now. Much like me, she also had some problems with Mother. Unlike me, she was very devastated by it. I have been assisting her to the best of my abilities.
>>5474598
You actually find the latter pretty? I like to get rid of all of the trash. You actually think I am pretty?
>>5474559
I heard Yukine cried over Hoshi blocking him.
>>5474641
Please marry me
>>5474622
I'm all about getting emotional! The more it makes me cry the better!
>>5474588
I'm gonna act like I nevah heard that, and we nevah had this discussion, if you catch my meanin. Can't affoad to be tied to any kinda criminal act like that, but it would be mighty convenient.
>>5474559
Every time Hoshi goes on a rant Yukine keeps randomly replying to him to get some attention from him. It's pretty pathetic.
I SUMMON _________
>>5474560
>he let's go and rolls out of the way to dodge the blast
>he gets back up
>>5474598
Those golden chains were such a nuisance... it didn't help matters that I needed to break them as well.
But I have to say, that incident was pure fun incarnated. Heh, I made fun of lots of people during that as well. Especially Akira, I mean seriously, calling out your special attack names, is a childish thing to do.
>>5474641
There's only so many times a man can make this worse before he eventually makes everything right again. The future may seem bleak now, but give me enough times to mess up and I promise I'll make thing "meh" again.
>>5474581
Alright, have fun... But you don't need to worry about me getting lost...
>>5474590
Wait a second, I can't be your sidekick! Why would the comic relief have a sidekick?
>>5474641
Several? D-Did you think I would go around stabbing every cat that I could come across? I'm not a criminal...
>>5474652
I think you already know the answer to that request... It'll stay as it is and it'll be a no.
>>5474672
Somebody to talk to
>>5474605
>her cheeks begin to redden at the name
He is the one I want to marry. However my records sat that he has not shown up here.
>>5474672
MYSELF
>>5474644
Hello.
>>5474672
Revy
>>5474638
Pardon me, the name is Godot. Prosecutor in law.
>>5474653
The emotional are usually the best. Have you watched Angel Beats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGnCGpbMZ0g
Heeeeeey!
>>5474686
Look around you boy! I said use your eyes now! You're dyin a hungah at a free app you can eat buffet.
>>5474672
Mahiru so I can give her a kissu before I go to bed.
>>5474630
I've been aware of your hosting pattern for a while now, let's play it safe and come here around this time even if I get too tired to care. An assistant would be a godsend for this...
>>5474677
>Out of the headlock. She gets back on her feet.
Well, well. That didn't go smoothly for you... Segata.
>She holds her neck
But that headlock... it still hurts.
>>5474644
According to the records, you will need to win again.
>>5474623
Im just toughening you up. Think of me as your coach!
>>5474625
Tais Toi! It means Im going to knock all of your teeth out,you simpleton!
>>5474644
Im guessing your mother isn't happy with the either of you two. Is there any way to mend your relationship?
>>5474655
>He winks
Sure! Just think of it as a horrible accident that just so happened to befall a very rude competitor! Yup...Say,what's your name monsieur?
>>5474710
Hey... green girl. What's up?
>>5474710
>gropes
http://poal.me/s90fuk
>>5474710
I want to give Rottytops a healthy color.
>>5474682
Because you've proven to me that the option to be the main character was open, so I took it! You got the next best thing, so don't worry.
>>5474696
I've only ever watched the first five episodes of it, but I know it gets deep later on. I'm not sure how sad it gets, but I don't think I want to find out. If it's anything like After Story it'll hit me two days later when I'm trying to sleep.
>>5474710
Oh look, it's you...
>>5474710
Ummm...I think you should go to a hospital
>>5474733
OH, SHIT, BUT HOW AM I GOING TO EAT BURGERS?! YOU GOT YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS, DUDE! I'LL NEVER SAY A WORD ABOUT YOU AND RIKA HAVING ANY CHEMISTRY AGAIN, BUT I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR IVAN!
>>5474737
STOP POSTING FUCKING POALS
IT STILL DOESN'T FUCKING WORK FOR ME
>>5474692
Welcome.
>>5474731
Very well. I should not be so lax with my exchanges then. Thank you for the warning.
>>5474710
Greetings. You have something of mine.
>>5474733
Thinking there will be would be unrealistic.
>>5474672
Fyxe
>>5474680
Those are some really encouraging words... returning the world to simply being "meh". I don't think you'll convince anyone when you're not even convinced by your own words, Subaru-kun.
>>5474682
I can't leave any options excluded when there's multiple possible endings to it all.
>>5474733
How does calling me Suby toughen me up!?
>>5474688
Aww~ Well Im sure he'll arrive here once hes figured out. Then you could ask him the question.
Hang on you're some Ice witch arnt you? Dont panic, I was just testing infrared and you barely even came up
>>5474644
Of course! Prettykillerlady after all is you! But! Such a lovely red color! Like nail polishing!
>>5474679
Hey now! Pretty chains were useful! Very fun it was though! Even on the losing side desu! Oh and! Calling out your punchyhits is muchfun!
>>5474696
Okay.
Did you need something from me?
>>5474771
Thank you.
>>5474778
It doesn't.
>>5474764
If what you say is true, Then i'll have a talk with him as well ahaha~
>>5474771
So what is your course of action then?
>>5474778
Well you did say it hurts....a lot. So I'll just have to say it enough times,to where it won't affect you! It's simple really.Teehee~
>>5474734
Not much. Just being dead, as usual. You?
>>5474735
Heeeeey.
>Swats fingers.
That's not very polite.
>>5474745
Green is the healthiest color there is.
>>5474758
Subaru-sama! Long time no see!
>>5474762
I think it's a little late for that. Hospitals don't take zombies.
>>5474771
Huh? Did you not get it already? I sent it in the mail!
>>5474758
But neither of us would be it... Why can't you understand that?
>>5474773
But you can't count on me never doing something illegal... I'd get in a lot of trouble if I did something like that...
>>5473628
you said toaster
>>5474726
Heh, you'd risk an assistant bungling things up at the most critical time? That seems unlike you.
>>5474771
Hey, even if you don't manage to make it in, you'll always have the privilege of having bested the four bosses en route to winning the big cheese. You're already in high company.
>>5474810
Just, uh... being alive, as usual.
>An hour later and no game
IDaily reminder that yif you try to use the excuse "but I never done it before" then you're full of shit. It's ezpz to learn
>why don't you host then?
Why should I? when have you non hosts ever hosted for ME? you haven't. go away non hosts. you're all cripples literally leaning on the rest of us while you do your shitty RP. We had a fucking avafag thread a whileback but you fags thought you were like "oh we have HG why would we need a seperate thread for rp?" Well maybe because there are no GAMES in the hunger GAMES thread. WE'RE DEAD. FUCKING DEAD. IT'S OVER MAN. GAME OVER. GAME FUCKING OVER.
Is there anymore dirt on Hoshi that someone could post?
>>5474790
....Everytime you say Desu, my brain dies a little inside. And really? I never got the appeal of calling out your attack names, or the appeal in how you dress.
>>5474783
It will be wonderful. An ice witch?
>she writes something down
The correct term is a Yuki Onna but you got the just of it.
>>5474806
YEAH, BEAT HIM UP OR WHATEVER, JUST DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN HE BEATS YOU UP BACK!
...I-I'm sure that some people would pay some good money to see me like this...
>>5474834
Just ask Hoshi to make more dirt, he'd be happy to.
>>5474834
Hoshi supports best Korea.
>>5474827
Sounds like fun. Maybe I should give being alive a try some day, huh?
>>5474831
Grimes, it's nearing dead hours and we just had a Classy Game.
Despite being a total asshole, I would like everybody to give a round of applause to Hoshi for being such a wonderful lolcow.