hg thread. smile edition
kys HG cancer
>>5463509
>>5463509
SMILE!
Picking the previous entry post up. Making it a 36 so whip out your shitty fillers. Cute Anime girls get a preferential treatment.
ded?
>>5463570
Jacket
>>5463499 (Fyxe)
>She awkwardly allows herself to be dragged along
What do you mean!?
>>5463528
>>5463550
How is it important? I lived in a cave in a mountain all my life before I came here!
>>5463509
Like this?
>>5463570
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>5463570
Midget
>>5463570
Also - If you want me to try a code out, hot me with your dankest shit, bruh.
>>5463570
Uriko Nonomura
>>5463509
Why?
>>5463570
Ramlethal Valentine
>>5463570
Blondie
>>5463570
Madolche Puddingcess
>>5463570
Togami Byakuya
>>5463570
Artoria Pendragon
>>5463570
Jimmy
>>5463570
very fast syrup going beyodn hell
>>5463509
I DO NOT SMILE. IN ORDER FOR SOMEONE TO SEE THAT I'D HAVE TO TAKE MY HELMET OFF.
>>5463550
>>5463528
Well, you stroke the tip, so you deserve a tip.
...
Okay, that was bad, sorry
>>5463509
>
>>5463591
QS2RWZDl
>>5463570
Kirigiri and a chainsaw
>>5463570
M1 Abrams
>>5463570
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5463570
Lee Yong Jin
>>5463585
Do you really want me to tell you why? The truth might shock you.
>>5463621
>he bites the tip as hard as he can
>>5463591
UEmMu8I8
>>5463423
N-no, I'm not angry at all...
>>5463585
>They arrive before a vending machine.
Alright, that's it! I'll show you how it works, what do you want? Cola? Sprite? A snickers?
>>5463570
Police-kun
>>5463329
I will allow you to court vampy as long as she approves.
But I warn you, you hurt her and I will pay you tenfold. Comprende?
>>5463570
T90
>>5463570
RONALD MCDONALD
You have a few minutes to make swaps
>>5463570
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5463664
Die monster. You don't belong in this world.
>>5463646
>What tip though? My tip or the tip?
>Okay parallele universes incoming
>Universe A : You bites the tail's tip :
Now that's that you ca-... AAAAAAAHHH!
>smacks you
Why did you this?!!!
>Universe B : You bites the tip
...What? Do you think I'd give you fake money or something?
>>5463646
Uhm. Why?
>>5463654
I don't know what any of those are.
>She reaches out and starts poking at the vending machine with her baton, looking hopelessly confused
>>5463550
Great smile!
>>5463563
Yay!
>>5463566
... At least you tried
>>5463585
Yes!
>>5463604
Because the smiles are great!
>>5463618
Ok. you don't have to do it
>>5463621
Dogs have the best smile!
>>5463692
>>5463584
>>5463613
>Jacket pulls out a tape recorder and presses a button on it.
"We hope you have a pleasant flight."
>>5463692
... I have been skipped in the original roster.
>>5463692
>>5463609
>>5463695
>>5463692
RIDES OVER MUTIES, GET READY TOO TASTE THE FURY OF THE U...S....AAAAAAAA!!!
>>5463692
>Aso, ignore the game title
>>5463692
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5463692
Please swap Emily Kaldwin in Jacket's disrict
>I think they have a thing for each other
>>5463692
Let's begin
>>5463703
That's true!
Check this out too!
>>5463701
Well, just pick the one you find the most beautiful, works everytime for me!
>>5463723
I ignore the entire game.
>>5463717
Reply to this post with your entry and I'll give up Corn for you.
>>5463692
Beerus and Orange?
That's quite the cool district, let's go!
>>5463703
Smiling, smiley.
>>5463733
Komachi
Thanks Corn man.
>>5463700
This is just like those "choose your own ending games" I've played over and over again. I-I was always bad at them, which is why I choose...UNIVERSE C! SHOW ME WHAT I CHOSE!
>>5463701
Because the society you've betrayed will find you and drag you back to either enslave you, or worse case scenario eat you alive.
>>5463703
I-It leaves sooner than it should...
I know it's long.
I know it's hard.
I know you think it's not worth it anymore.
But please.
Please.
Never give up on your dreams.
>>5463728
That's the reason why the dogs are the best animal in the world!.
>>5463756
I haven't given up, but thanks.
>>5463703
But smiling for nothing makes the action pointless.
>>5463692
Adequate enough. Proceed.
>>5463703
Oh. Okay! How come? Do I get anything from it?
...Is it food?
>>5463728
Uhm. None of it really looks like that to me? I don't get it.
>She gets closer to it, and starts to feel around the edges of the box
>>5463755
But. But I was never a part of it? I was born and grew up in the mountains!
And why would they eat me!?
>>5463755
oww.. that's really sad.
I missed it. Oh.
Anyone wanna talk?
>>5463755
Can you define the true nature of despair?
>>5463756
I try all the time, anon.
Even if other people try to keep me down I continue trying anyways.
>>5463772
You get happiness!.
>>5463791
despair is like when you see the girl you like kissing the guy you hate the moment before you want to ask her out
>>5463755
>Subaru bites the tip
>critical hit
>Fyxe disappears into oblivion
>HG is free from cancer
>PERFECT ENDING!!!
>>5463692
Ugh. Can you exchange?
>>5463604
>>5463790
>>5463790
...Aren't you a bean?
>>5463800
I don't need happiness, I need food....
>>5463772
That doesn't matter to them. You're old enough to contribute, so they expect you to.
Let's just say if society collapse and the citizens are starving to death they'll first pick out the people who don't contribute. It's only fair if you think about it. Don't worry though, because I'll get eaten as well.
>>5463784
You don't know the half of it! It's suffering! Everything hurts, especially the wind. It's making my eyes watery.
>>5463692
>>5463807
Thank you very much, but I don't need to be in this game. You can have the fun.
>>5463819
A gourd.
>>5463791
>>5463802
This man said it himself!
>>5463803
Haha! What do I win?
>>5463772
Alright, let's get you some Sprite!
Here look, I put some money into the machine
>gives 2 (you)$ to the machine
Then, you enter the number you want...
...
>*can falling sound*
And here you are! Enjoy it !
>Takes the Sprite can and hands it to you
Had a little fight with the newest Autocropper, but I´m ready
We begin.
>>5463819
S-Sorry... i don´t have any food right now..
here i hope this works.
>gives you 10 coins
>>5463825
I'm sorry!.
>people complain about Rin's shitposting
>still use his games
Hypocrisy?
>>5463844
>Cancer quest 2 is released
>The devs are huge jerks and they retconned ending C
>Only the B ending is canon
>Fyxe is still there
You win this
>gives you another tip
>>5463869
A bow?... Hmm, I have flashbacks of Mokou's marathon, alright, let's go!
>>5463832
...What's a gourd?
>>5463825
But. But people don't even know I'm here? Nobody told me about any of this before.
>>5463847
....
>She experimentally shakes the can, and rolls it around
I don't get it. How'd it do that? What is this thing?
>>5463870
Uhm. Thanks anyways, lady, I just don't really use money.
>She offers it back
>>5463869
how could you betray me like that?
>>5463869
I already have all I need.
>>5463869
>Hides.
NO ONE WILL EVER FIND ME HERE!!!
>Dies.
I WAITED 40+ MINUTES JUST TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF A FREAKING GIRL!?!
>>5463869
>
>>5463870
Yeah, you better be.
>>5463881
Am...am I supposed to bite this tip now?
>>5463884
>he pulls out his phone
I could tell people where you are.
>>5463884
H-Hey! You... You probably shouldn't do that...
Well, you're supposer to open it by removing the clip but... you should put the can and wait some minutes before doing that....
>>5463884
But you can use the money to buy food!.
>>5463869
This alliance is temporary. Do not expect me to help again.
>>5463884
A gourd is a plant of the family Cucurbitaceae, particularly Cucurbita and Lagenaria or the fruit of the two genera of Bignoniaceae "calabash tree", Crescentia and Amphitecna. Duh.
Ramlethal wants to kill someone. But then again, doesn´t she always?
Sho let's to see some hot anime yuri action
Hikki beats the shit out of someone.
>>5463906
That money isn't fake
Besides let's not create a time loop by bitting it... you probably have enough stuff like that to deal with already.
>>5463906
...But I can just go somewhere else?
>>5463917
But I don't know how that all works....
>>5463912
>She heedlessly does so, and just pulls the tab off. Just the tab.
...Huh?
>>5463924
So. You're food?
>Captcha has an orange in it
>>5463906
I'M VERY VERY SORRY!!.
>>5463928
H-Hey, what do you want Akatsuki?
You're kinda creepy today....
>>5463928
This should provide a challenge.
>>5463934
...
Hypothetically, I am edible, yes.
>>5463928
>gets behind Togami
>restrains his hands
So this is what one million yen hands feel like...
>>5463931
Not in a place like this! Return from death isn't something I have to keep secretive about here, and I have my theories as to why that is.
>>5463934
I'll follow you and keep telling people where you are!
>>5463936
NOW GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!
>>5463928
Y O U D I R T Y M I N D T H I N K ALL O F T H A T
>>5463938
>>5463928
Why are you running? I wish not to harm you.
Lyn is voted best girl ( which anyone with half a brain already figured out)
The rivalry between Raven and Ramlethal is becoming real when Raven carves some statanic magicshit on her skin.
Hikki once again finds out that nobody really loves her.
>>5463952
Wow. You are rude.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy after all, you know?
>>5463944
....
>She licks her lips, and she starts holding her baton with both hands
>>5463952
...I could make you stop?
>>5463970
Uhm. Okay, I guess?
>>5463970
Gramps told me to act more like a bad guy, so I'm doing just that.
>>5463970
Is that it? Do you not wish to win?
>bullies the fuck out of the next poster
>>5463970
I-I-I can't understand nor comprehend you, could you please slow down a little?
>>5463928
>>5463983
What, um, what are you doing?
>>5463952
The only thing i have is 10 coins
>gives you the coins
>>5463970
Oh. Well I guess that's that.
>>5463983
How~?
>>5464009
>he pockets the coins
Alright, now I forgive you. Thank you for your donation.
Raven and Ramlethal are joined by the Ultimate Affluent Progeny in a dick measuring con -
>Vomiting noises in the distance
Eating razorblades is not very diligent, Betelgeuse.
>>5464001
...I'm hungry.
>>5464022
>She raises her baton
I could beat you up.
>>5464030
Sorry!
>>5463957
Well, with your dark coat and all, you kinda creeped me out, but, huh maybe the sun made you more terrific than usual.
>>5463945
Oh really? Tell me some, I don't think too much about that usually.
>>5463934
>sighs
You're gonna kill me I swear. Gimme that
>takes it out of your hand.
>Gives you a cup
Alright, hold still, I'm gonna make a hole in the can, and it will flow directly into the c-
>does it
>IT FUCKING EXPLODES
>>5464030
A goddess? Me.
I knew I was destined to make it big, but Wow, that's the perfect ending for someone like me!
>>5464030
It seems I do not possess one. Will it count if I cut somebody's off?
>>5464053
Well, I hope you find a nice meal.
>hops the fuck away
>>5464030
>>5464053
Is okay. is the first time i join in the game.... nobody wins the first time.
>>5464053
>he raises his fists
I could also beat you up!
>>5464054
Don't get insulted, but I think it's because none of you guys are important to the "witch". Nothing I do here has anything to do with her in the slightest, so she's giving me a free pass to talk about it without any repercussions!
F Ramlethal. We shall never find out how big her member was.
>>5464070
Didn't you state earlier that you bit some male member's off when they forced fellatio on you?
>>5464074
>kissu
You are best potatoe
>>5463664
I never even planned to do anything...
>>5464054
AGH!
>She dives to the ground
>>5464091
....
>She starts whacking you with her baton
You're supposed to not be alive!
>>5464097
How do you know that!?
>>5464103
Come here!
>>5464103
Indeed I did. I did not keep it though.
>>5464103
Deliberately mislabeling my species is an act of bigotry and hatefulness.
...
>kissu
>>5464054
"More terrific than usual" - what's that supposed to mean?
>>5464122
S-SORRY!
>>5464103
>
>>5464122
Because getting punched hurts no matter what!
>he punches the girl standing before him
>>5464000
D-Did Ilya have a second change of heart on her decision?
Uuuuhhhh.Fyxe? Just do it. YOu know what he's capable off.
And to everybody's surprise, Subary mans up!
>>5464132
No doubt you'll have plenty of ''oppurtunities'' to bite more male members off. Maybe they'd be a nice trophy to present to your Mother.
>>5464137
..Pear?
>>5464163
Gourd.
>>5464151
SO AM I!
>>5464154
>She barely even flinches
Hey!
>>5464163
Hey look, a buffet!
>>5464163
I am maning up. I just haven't had the chance to show it yet.
>>5464074
Come baack!
>>5464097
And I suppose that witch is kinda the important person? Well, to be fair, everyone returns from death here so... maybe that witch isn't afraid because the best place to hide something is in plain sight?
>>5464122
>The poor girls are soaked in soda, it's a lot of soda for such a small can, but hey.
...
Sorry Orange, I fucked up.
>>5464147
Well, you may come as intimidating, but I know you're cool... But today you were just straight creepy, but like I said, it was the sun...
>>5464163
...
I for one welcome Eggman-kun...
our new ruler...
>sighs internally
>>5464163
As much as I enjoyed causing pain in him for eternity, I would not do that again. Blood tastes terrible.
Shadow Wander knows what's up
>>5464176
Fun fact. Gourds are called Kalebas in my language ( I think )
>>5464199
That's a good doggo.
>pets
>>5464200
And it makes you sick. And hamburgers taste better.
>>5464208
Thanks...
I feel I did the right thing, he let me into his group.
This isn't a smart move Subaru though...
>>5464181
If I'm going to go down for being a shut-in, then so are you.
>>5464199
I liked my explanation a lot better...
>>5464199
...So how does it make those things?
>She stands up and dusts herself off.
>>5464208
What'd I do!?
>>5464193
No! I don't want to be eaten!
>>5464208
Fascinating.
>>5464227
>She reaches over to push him
That's just cruel!
>>5464235
BUT I NEED TO EAT TO SURVIVE!
>>5464208
>>5464224
I've seen where this kind of thing ends up in hentai, and I want none of it. I'm keeping myself pure for when my love interest shows up.
>>5464224
This isn't a smart move though, Subaru...
FTFY*
>>5464208
Indeed. In my subjective opinion, they are the best consumable.
>>5464208
GUUUUUYYYYYVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
>>5464230
Uuhhhh..You became the new ruler, of humanity I guess?
>>5464235
>blushes
Oh Mr Lunt. You are so charming ~!
>>5464263
Maybe you should hook up with America. He eats burgers like a human would breathe in air.
>>5464247
Then eat a hamburger! Not me!
>>5464280
I am?
Yes, of course I am!
>>5464247
>she pushes him and he tumbles backwards, scrapping his back
HELP! HELP! I'M UNDER ATTACK! THIS WOMAN'S ASSAULTING ME!
>>5464227
Reality is harsh.
>>5464230
...
Well, it doesn't "make" it. Big companies make them and then put them inside those.
Don't think too much about it...
>>5464260
Thanks anon!
>>5464259
Hentai? Sheesh, just because Eggman-kun is dressed like an highschool girl doesn't mean he's gonna get raped.
>>5464280
Beerus I'm just saying...
>holds a mirror
Look at your face!
You see, snout and all.
You should stop being in denial....
>>5464309
>pushing that furry agenda
Ficks plz
Reigen goes out to steal Subaru's Poptarts and porn magazines
Lyndis doesn't need the Sol Katti to kick someone's ass!
>>5464295
>kissu
>>5464280
I'm a what!? I don't have any skills like that!
>>5464295
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
>She throws her baton at the living food
>>5464309
....
>She looks at Fyxe. Then at the machine. Then back to Fyxe. Then back to the machine.
>>5464302
Hey, you started it!
>>5464330
...What's a border?
>>5464322
I'm not pushing it, It's just inevitable at this point anon.
>>5464330
>tfw this is a canon event
>walks into thread
Hello to all!
>>5464280
We share one thing in common. Even if we did not, he annoys me everytime I see him. It would not work.
>>5464330
>bashful gourd noises
>>5464339
>hops over the baton
>keeps hopping away
You'll never catch me!
>>5464349
>not descending in magically
There you have it, people - Oka - Subaru's real waifu is Eggman-Kun.
....Someone should tell him that's it's a dude.
>>5464357
I wonder if there is a male out there that would fit you. Like how bread mixes well with tomatoesoup.
>Also what's Ramlethal's English VA's name? I swear I heard her before
who dout hink tops subaru or fyxe
>>5464309
I meant I was gonna get raped! Everyone in your group looks like someone that'd take advantage of some pure, innocent kid like me!
>>5464330
>>5464339
Find the hole before I call the cops! Hurry hurry hurry!
>>5464339
O-Okay stop now!!
Just assume it's magic, you don't need to know more as long as you have your drink.
>>5464349
Yo Adrian, what's up?
>>5464392
...What?
>>5464159
>I-I asked if I could at least use Illya as a variant of Saber and they said yes, s-so sorta
>I-I only used that image because there isn't any dead images of Illya in Prisma Illya
>I haven't gotten that far in Prisma to screencap Seiba Illya so I'm using gelbooru stuff until I do and attempting to refrain from RPing until then
>>5464393
What kind of bullshit excuse is that, as if you didn't know me or eggman-kun.
You couldn't have just said you didn't want to share, i'd have understood
>>5464386
If there was, he should get used to being the inferior one in the relationship.
>Erin Fitzgerald. She also voices, Junko, Parasoul and Chie's new voice.
>>5464349
Welcome I suppose.
>crawls into thread
MOMMY CHANGE MY DIAPERS
I MADE POOPOO AGAIN
>>5464386
I'm having nightmares...
>>5464429
Fine...you got me. I don't want to give my food away. It makes no sense to feed people that could kill me in the future.
>>5464409
>Seiba Illya is a thing
>>5464392
Fyxe (?)
What are you even trying to say?
>walks into thread
Greetings citizens!
>>5464447
See? Wasn't that difficult. It's just the game, you don't have to be ashamed to play by its rules.
>>5464436
T-that sounds incredible kinky
>Junko
>Eric Fitzgerald also voiced Emmeryn from FE:Awakening
I knew that voice sounded familiar.
>walks into Steam
Can I have mod?
Goodbye citizens
>>5464472
I always play by the rules! It's cool and heroic to be the one following them!
>>5464476
You can't run away from your fate, Raven-tan. This was bound to happen.
>>5464501
Made me kek
>>5464510
I don't get it...Is it a furfag inside joke?..
>>5464476
That was not my intention. I just happened to notice that most partnerships have someone being dominant. I will be that person if it were to happen.
>>5464510
>>5464501
Wait, no I mean for real, I keked.
>>5464520
I don't think so...
>>5464457
>S-She has a transformation for all of the S/N / 0 classes...
>The only one I haven't seen yet is Lancer Illya
>>5464520
its a people with at least two neurons inside joke
>>5464377
>dont feel like it today.
>>5464396
Hey Fyxe, long time no see. How have you been?
>>5464436
Thank you Miss. That's a funny looking hat you have there.
>>5464377
>She starts running after him, before stopping and running back to pick her baton up, then starting back up
COME BACK, DINNER!
>>5464393
I don't even know what a border is!
>>5464349
Uh, hey...guy?
>>5464396
....
>She grips her baton in both hands and starts whacking at the machine
>>5464476
Huh!?
>>5464540
I still don't get it...I guess it's because I don't suck that cancerous faggot rollini's dick like you do.
Someone should tell the human girl that cannibalism is a thing here.
>>5464528
For someone who has no free will of her own outside what her Mother demands, you sound very convinced.
>>5464476
Oh, I... Well done.
>>5464556
No, it's because you're the epitome of newfag.
>>5464559
What does that even mean!?
>>5464556
Or maybe you're just retarded.
>>5464556
Nah man it has nothing to do with the autists dick, its really your brain thats the problem here
>>5464520
fucking newfag doesn't remember greetings citizens
>>5464555
NEVER!
>Benny Hill theme plays as Mr. Lunt runs into the distance
>>5464545
How is it funny?
>>5464559
Am I demonstrating my will again? Hmph, no wonder Mother considered me a failure.
Arena event. Happy killing.
>>5464577
Aren't you always hungry? What harm can a little human flesh do?
>>5464561
You did well, best Fire Emblem girl before FE14 was a thing.
>>5464590
>dumbass newfag shitposter
>>5464555
Its like a wall...I think. I'm not too sure myself actually.
>>5464559
Y-You alright friend? You look kind of scary.
>>5464590
>yfw
>>5464590
>>5464600
>there are people who actually think this way
>>5464520
HG has this avatar guy Janus from Warhammer 40K who really likes to come into thread with the "Greetings, Citizens." thing. Obviously, HG memed the fuck out of it because that's what we do here. Rollinifag was doing a spin on it. You should be able to figure out the rest
>>5464607
While I do not entirely understand what you are saying, I appreciate it all the same.
>>5464587
Noooooo...!
>She runs out of steam after a bit, and kind of just flops over like a rag-doll
>>5464607
But isn't eating humans a bad thing?!
HEY, GET AWAY! I might be starving, but I can still take you on!
>>5464615
...Can't we just fly over it?
>>5464509
Well, in a place were the only rule is 'try not to die" it isn't really difficult.
>>5464545
Pretty good, hosted a tournament for people to kill each other on TV. Makes a lot of money, I hope I'll see you there one day, but aside of that, I'm still pretty much the same.What about you?
>>5464555
>She just sits down and watches her do it. The well-being of that machine isn't her concern, and if it means she can have free stuff, it's even better.
Subaru and Toudouin get fucked badly by a single arrow.
But Eggman-Kun. Aren't you usually the one that ends up killing them?
>>5464593
I do not see the problem. YOu are still capable of completing your Mother's wishes even if you have free will, correct?
this is pitiful on all sides
>>5464646
I dunno, can YOU fly over it?
>>5464651
I like to make up my own rules, y'know? It makes this place seem a little more civil than it typically is.
>>5464652
I don't want to bond with this guy.
>>5464645
>it's a newfag on maximum damage control episode
>>5464654
kek
>>5464654
>they're calling em out for sucking rollini
>WAHHHH SHITPOSTER TRY HARDER I'M NOT GAY YOU ARE
>>5464651
>She quickly bashes a hole in it, and then with inhuman strength, proceeds to kinda just rip the front of it off
>>5464684
Uhm. Yeah? Can't you?
>>5464652
>She doesn't come back.
>>5464652
Mother is... unstable. I do not wish to speak about her.
>>5464555
Hey there Miss. You look seemingly normal compared to the rest here.
>>5464593
Well, it makes you look like you have large cat ears or something. Anyways, we have not meet, right?
>>5464651
You hosted? When? I am also planning on hosting myself.
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>>5464708
>implying anyone sticking up for the faggot spic
This is because you're retarded, newfag, don't try to think otherwise because you'll hurt yourself
>>5464672
you're a pitiful excuse of a son
good thing I'm here for your mom to give her better children
>>5464731
Greetings, citizen.
>>5464716
No...I can't. You know, it's misleading when you say you're a human. You're sounding like you're the farthest thing from a human.
>>5464731
I'm doing fine despite being a perpetuating loser. How're you...uh...king? Prince? Knight?
>>5464731
>kissu
Nearing the end. Do we got another host willing to go when I am done?
>>5464684
I want to hang out with you, Subaru. And not because I want a piece of the maids. Not at all.
We can both be annoying together!
>>5464634
Please give Florina a kissu on the cheek from me, Lyndis of the Sacaen Plains.
>>5464719
...As you wish, Miss Valentine.
>the 3^2gag raid is upon us
We must go back to hga, it's the only way.
>>5464731
Fine, until Rollini showed up. He's almost as autistic as eggman, but with a bigger whiteknight squad. It's pathetic. News flash guys. Just because there are more of you wihiteknighting and calling me a damage controlling newfag doesn't mean taht you're not just a bunch of retards defending another retard.
>>5464730
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>5464731
hello!. i'm good.
>>5464762
Kys useless faggot
>>5464731
Greetings, citizen.
>>5464729
Well, yeah, I'm...average at best. Just average.
>>5464731
Uhm...hungrily?
>>5464752
What!? Of course I'm a human! All the other humans I know can fly!
>>5464755
I...don't get it?
>>5464758
we must migrate to the new dubschan board
>>5464762
>>5464762
oh hey yin, where have you been, we missed you
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>>5464762
>it was Yin shitposting the whole time
This explains everything
>>5464762
Hi Yin-chan! <3
>>5464762
>implying you get an opinion
The human girl only wants to talk and take friends. But midgets are evil.
And what horrors Jack had to see with his own eyes will go with him in death.
>>5464752
I'm not royalty... Just a regular monster tamer...
>>5464766
Colette! I didn't expect to see you here! How have you been?
>>5464729
You seem to not remember our first encounter where I bared myself because everyone else was doing it. Whatever.
>>5464731
I have been... neutral. That is the word.
Like I said. Just because there are more of you fucking retards that want to group up and single me out doesn't mean that you're all not in the wrong for being retarded enough tow weeknight Rollini.
>>5464684
Yeah.
This and Iida Tenya, mhh...
>>5464716
>>5464729
Tsst, tsst, not just hosted. It's a brand new arena and all. Winscreen worth a thousand of (you)$ and all!
But yeah, I heard you wanted to make a jazz arena yourself, it could be fun.
>>5464716
>try to appear shocked by what she did
Aaaah... You broke it
>doesn't seem convincing at all.
>Walks up to the open machine, and grabs two cans.
Alright, no need to pay now. I'll show you how to open it.
So just just pull out the tab and...
>*clip sounds*
Here! You can drink. Try it yourself
>Sips the soda
>>5464755
Certainly, I'll be sure you send her your regards next time I see her.
3 man arena event, whoop tee freaking do.
WInenr next slide
>>5464781
But human's can't fly! We don't have wins or anything else that could keep us up in the sky!
>>5464811
Alright, I give up. I can't remember your name for the life of me...
>>5464816
Go shitpost Hoshi.
Yin, nobody likes you anywhere. Just go away.
>>5464823
YOU CAN DO IT ORANGE!
And the winner is...
@5464816
Don't you have peeing Yin OC's to requesti n the drawfag breads?
(You)
Reminder that anonposting<avaposting
guys helop me cabt waklj r ight nowe
This is even more autistic than the average tf2g thread.
Yin is literally worse than red.
>>5464762
The only thing the furfags and HG can agree on is that you should run into a speeding train headfirst.
>>5464813
You mean fine, right? Oh, I got you that coat if you still need it.
>>5464832
It's Emil Castagnier. I don't think I know yours either, actually.
PLEASE KEEP GIVING YIN ATTENTION
THANK YOU VERY MUCH :)
Winscreen
>>5464846
>>5464843
Fuck...
Like always....
>>5464862
Congratulation kid.
Thanks for hosting!
>>5464864
>stabs
>>5464781
That is fine, could use a break from the insanity of this place. Got a name miss?
>>5464813
Ah yes! How could I forget that! Well, how have you been Ramlethal?
>>5464819
>5464819
Wow, I should do that sometime. My idea for arena is to single out the talentless and find some real talent in this place. This place has endless potential for potential players and bandleaders.
>>5464862
Thanks a ton hosty.
>>5464860
>sings the (You) song
Placements
Thank you for having me. I'll be taking your freshest (You)'s as payment.
>>5464875
>fucking dies
>yin gets alienated from the rabbit thread
>comes back to shitpost here
>>5464862
Congratulations!. and thanks for hosting!.
>>5464880
>>5464819
>messed up
>>5464809
Do you have anything I can eat?
>>5464819
>She starts pulling out everything in it, looking perplexed.
>She happens to rip a bag of chips open, and immediately starts wolfing the stuff down
>>5464823
Haha! This reminds me of home!
>>5464832
But, there's...spiritual power?
>>5464846
>>5464862
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SEEEENSE! I don't wanna die ye-
>>5464880
Uhm. I've always gone by Orange.
>>5464883
>Sniffle
Uh, thanks, guy.
>>5464883
Thank (You) very much for hosting!
>>5464816
Fuck off to the drawfag thread, Speedy.
>>5464883
thanks for hosting
>>5464883
Thanks for hosting.
And congratulations to the winner!
>>5464883
Thanks for hosting for us.
>>5464816
Kys nigger
>>5464883
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>5464880
I have nothing to complain about.
>>5464859
I suppose that would also be a fitting word. Do you have it on your person right now?
>unironically thinking yin doesn't do this shit just to piss y'all off
>>5464919
but replying is fuuun
>>5464899
your parents messed up when they made you
>>5464883
Thanks for hosting mate
>>5464873
>>5464881
>>5464901
>>5464902
>>5464907
>>5464910
>>5464911
>>5464916
>>5464934
Thanks folks. Sorry for not being there with a fancy selfmade code and graphics yet. I'm working on it, honest!
Althought I have premature writer's block already. kill me.
>>5464946
>You're not alone
>>5464880
Yeah, speaking of musicians, I met that one guy Denki yesterday. He plays guitar and I know a bit of bass... Well, maybe it's a bit modern for your taste but that's a beginning. Don't be afraid to talk to him if you him
>his filenames are "chargebolt" if you want to know.
>>5464901
...
What kind of girl are you seriously...
>sighs
>picks up a chip and bites it, Light yagami-style
>>5464919
Well he succeeded. Now he can kill himself happily.
>>5464916
I do! Here it is!
>
I made it myself. Hopefully it's big enough to fit you.
Is Yin the greatest troll in the history of our community?
>>5464981
No, that would be the community itself.
>>5464981
He doesn't even come close to Hoshi during his Cera/Morpheus days.
Or Booker/Chin.
>>5464946
>Same here. It's slow going, but I stuck a lot.
>Though my biggest problem is making it clear what happened in the events and where they take place.
>>5464946
>I get like that, too. It's why I have winners select a skill, and all.
>>5464955
>She looks up, mouth blatantly full
What do you mean?
>>5464901
Orange? That's cause of your hair right? I'm Adrian Rollini.
>>5464916
Gotta say you are quite the mundane person. You don't like doing something, say a hobby?
>>5464955
Guitar? Guitars are very nice background instruments, best if used for rhythm. I'll talk to him if I see him around. So, why the sudden absence?
>>5465036
Huh? Is it? It's more of...like, right, right? It's just what I've always gone buy.
...Uh, Adrian? Do you have any food on you you could spare?
>>5464971
We are both the same height. It should fit me perfectly.
>>5465036
Mundane. How amusing. I only seem that way because I don't talk about my actions here. Especially to mundane people like you.
>>5465036
Well, it electric guitar you know, with distorsion and all. But well, I think you'd manage to make it fit your style, you're a talented guy after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcRtdrsRQ5o
And the break, well I told you, It was to work on that project. It's better to be focused. Hosted the second one yesterday
>
>>5465032
Huuuhh.... Well, you don't see a little girl acting like a dog everyday.
Not that I mind, dogs are cool
>>5465094
>still great
>>5465094
Dank winscreen.
>>5465119
I love it a lot too. It's going to be hard to top that one, but well, people can try.
>>5465094
>also that's the profile pic of a vine account called emo weeaboo apparently
>>5465107
What do you mean? I'm just hungry.
>>5465122
Thanks
>>5465140
I just did a reverse google search of a picture and it gave me that, really. What a chance
>>5465088
Hey, yeah! I never noticed that. It should keep you really warm this winter.
>>5465150
Hmmm... Well, forget it, it's not that important anyway. Enjoy your meal
>pats your head
>grabs some candies from the machine and puts them in a bag
>places some warm tea on a table with some cups
>>5465077
Well, the name sounds nice. You want food? Uh sure.
>rummages around in pockets
>takes a bag of fast food out
I just ordered this for later, but here, you can have it.
>gives it to you
>>5465088
Mundane? I am pretty sure I ain't mundane. I'm a famous musician! Well, I was.
>>5465094
My friend Benny Goodman used it in his band during the 1950's, so why can't I? I'll start organizing my event in a week, I need time to plan.
>>5465094
I just got cancer from looking at this.
>>5465180
>Pours herself a cup of tea
>>5465179
>There is a hat there. She doesn't really seem to care anyways, because she takes her hat off and starts shoving everything she can in to it
I don't really get it, but...okay? I wonder if I can find Chaska again, I'm sure she'd like some of this....
>>5465192
Ooohhh, thankyouthankyouthankyou!
>She tears it open like a wild animal and begins to eat ravenously
>>5465180
Uhm. Whose is that?
>>5465180
>Sits near the table on his knees and gently pours himself a cup of tea, blissfully unaware that it is scorching hot..But he doesn't seem to be affected by it.
>>5465180
Anybody want to taste some of this tea first?
In case it's...bitter.
>>5465180
>flips the table over
BITCH I said I want food on the table by 5.
>>5465180
Tea? Not my thing.
>>5465180
Iroh?
>>5465170
I should hope so.
*she rips it off your hands*
It would be embarrassing to die to something as simple as weather.
>>5465192
Was being a key word. I am only saying mundane because you appear totally normal. Even those that re not gets terrified when they hear what I do.
>>5465180
Who is this for?
>all this shit RP
you people are awful at this
>>5465192
That's great, and if you need a bass too, just call me. Well, I'm not that great, but maybe I can pull of something funky.
I'm looking foward that event!
>>5465225
Chaska? A friend of yours?
Well, everyone love chips and sodas, so it's sure she'd like it.
...
We should probably go now... if people see us near the machine now it's broken...
>>5465251
Mother Nature's nothing to mess with. Anyway, that's all I came here for today, I'll see you later!
>>5465180
THANKS. I CAN'T DRINK IT, THOUGH.
>>5465267
Yin, go back to fapping to Anais, or Panini, or something.
>>5465274
>pets boobie
>>5465274
Sure she is! She let me stay at the mine she lives at.
...What?
>>5465287
>Gets up and brushes herself off in an attempt to ease the pain
This is a prank, right!?
>>5465180
Mind if I sit?
>>5465225
Hot damn, how long have you gone without eating?
>>5465251
Well, you can't judge a book by it's cover. So tell me what do you do, I won't get frightened.
>>5465274
I'll be sure to call you when I got the need for one. In the meantime ill work on my event. Help me think up a name if you want.