RISK

>>5446210

>HRE
>Germany
>Red

>>5446210
>The WALL
>Poland
>Blue

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>>5446210
Pakistan
Yellow
GAY RETARD

Fuck them too

>>5446212
Change of plans; germany, not poland*
sorry

>>5446210
Purple
Name related
Constantinople

>>5446210

Dindu Nuffins
Egypt
Brown

Abkhazia
Gold
Georgia

>>5446210
Seljuk Empire
Turkmenistan
Brown

>>5446210

Colombian Expedition
Nigeria
Orange

>>5446215

Hello again byzantium

Ave Caesar!

>>5446217
>>5446210

>>5446214

Fuck you I'm in Germany

>>5446222
Oh shit got me there
Let's try india then

>>5446210
Red
Denmark
Kingdom of Denmark

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Jan Mayen Polar Bear Empire

Cyran

>>5446223
Are you sure about that? I'm in Pakistan with intent to invade india

>>5446225
*cyan

and Jan Mayen is the location if it wasnt obvious

>>5446220
Hey!!!

>>5446224

>>5446210
ummm.... so liek dos we's all start wit da same numba uh terrritorys or do our numbers gib us our startin numba of landz n shieeet

>>5446226
Let me take India and the southeast and you can take the west.

>>5446224
>>5446218

colors taken

>>5446225
>>5446227
>>5446210

oh by the way, since dubs, pls spill into iceland and norway

for multirisking (Im playing here too OP now worries bro)
>>90311850
>>90311850

>>5446231
>No southeast on this map
Shit, I'll take small portions of the northeast then. Deal?

>>5446232
take any other color

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>>5446231
Only if we are allies bro, if so deal

>>5446232
Dark red

>>5446210
Finland
Pink
Mongolian hordes

>>5446210
Yemen

CHAOS

Any open colour

>roll to expand

>>5446237
Yea ofc, thanks

>>5446240
don't forget to remove that old bonus

>>5446242
Ofc ratito

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where is map

>>5446210
we starting?

>>5446210
where the fuck is my map NIGGA

>>5446210
Ted Snooze wake up you fuck

>>5446210
The Feminist, Tolerant, Islamic State Of Sweden
Sweden
blue or black, if taken choose anything.

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Is OP kill?
If so...just

>>5446248
What about this name: Muslim commie faggots

>>5446249
that name you suggested is worst

>>5446249
Pretty sure OP is making the map

Jewish Bulgarian-Finn Khaganate
FINLAND
BLUE

>>5446249
Great idea, this shall be our shortened name, wanna be allies to celebrate this occasion?

>>5446252

color is taken

sorry the update is taking so long
gimp sucks

>>5446252
CHANGE TO BULGARIA
>>5446252

>>5446248
>>5446210
fill sweden

>>5446254
GREEN WHITE OR RED COLOUR COLOUR

>>5446253
I'm allied with Donald trump of India, but sure nap?

>>5446254
what OS you using

>>5446254
use paint.. its 10x easier

also please remember my dubs roll pls op

>>5446260
noone has rolled man

>>5446260
paint a shit

>>5446262
ching chong

>>5446258
Yeah np.

>>5446261
when u start a nation u still spill depending on the number values mang

it starts when u make guntry

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>>5446259
>>5446260

My PC is broken
stuck on a shitty mac

rolls start now
fill germany

>>5446262
YOU ARENT EVEN FINNISH GTFO YOU FAG

>>5446266
Fill rest of Georgia, spill into Armenia and Azerbaijan

>>5446265
nvm then

>>5446265
spill into norway and try to fill up that one space in iceland

>>5446266
fill Turkmenistan, spills Uzbek then Tajik

>>5446269
wrong fucking reply im so retarded

>>5446266
spill into norway and try to fill up that one space in iceland

>>5446266

Dindus expandz and shieeet along da Nile

>>5446266
Fill india

>>5446266
fill finland spill norway

>>5446266

Continue expedition. Fill Nigeria, spill Mali

>>5446266
fill turkey

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>>5446266
Go for Tajikistan> the rest of the points is to fill pakistan

>>5446266
FILL BULGARIA SPILL SERBIA

>>5446258
There can be 3 alliances, wanna do one?
>>5446266
Fill Sweden, spills Norway.

>>5446277
want to work something out?

>>5446271
Alliance?

>>5446278
palis SPILL bosnia

>>5446266
Fill Denmark, spill Sweden.

>>5446283
Spill Sweden= war with Swedistan

>>5446279
Yeah

>>5446284
K.

>>5446284

it's a fucking leaf man

>>5446281
yeah. i lobe benis. polar bear allies with benis.

>>5446283
why to be in a war when we can not be, its far too early for a conflict

>>5446266
On this map, are bonuses per round or are they lifetime bonuses

>>5446285
peace?

>>5446277

attack seljuk empire?

>>5446266
Do not spill Norway , fill Sweden attack the danes.
also expand towards the south of sweden

>>5446290
Bonuses are a cumulative unless you lose some some region

>>5446292
no.

>>5446292
Who are you please?

>>5446296
That is OP

>>5446266
Take yemen, spills oman

>>5446292
Yes if necessary to have Tajikistan, then go for Kyrgyzstan please

>>5446296

the map is waiting on you

>>5446210
>>5446266
CAN I GET IN LIGHT GREEN PORTUGAL TED CRUZ?

>>5446300
>>5446299

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Sorry everyone from before, I made a thread and they deleted both the one we were in and the one I made

>>5446303
i saw, mods don't like ted

>>5446303
Puro rateria

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YEAR 2

fill germany

>>5446301
>>5446266
If you're cool with giving me a little more delegates could that be my first roll?

>>5446288
Alliance if you don't go in Norway?

>>5446307

sure thing cruz-san

>>5446306
Fill Finland
spill to attack sweden

>>5446306
fill turkey

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>>5446306
Roll to fill portugal spill Spain

>>5446309
Fucking awesome OP

>>5446306
Take somalia, spills ethipoia

>>5446306
fill the islands west of Sri Lanka, spill into india

>>5446306
Continue the exploration of Nigeria, spill Mali

>>5446306

We Dindu nuffin cept filt up Egypt and built sum pyrramidz

>>5446306
Eliminate seljuk .

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>>5446210
In this thread >>90294262 we are making the rules for Mondays debates drinking game. We still have more to decide on hard mode! come help!

This is where we are at:
Update 12: no source for Asians just saved from lurking for years edition

Hard Mode:

Trump:

1: Take drink if anyone mentions the Wall.
2: Take drink if Trump calls out Audience, Media, or Mediator.
3: Trump makes a funny face while Hillary is talking
4: Says "Believe me."
5: Trump mentions the 88 generals or the generals in general that support him. (14 pushups if you are a non-degenerate player)
4: Drink when Trump mentions China/other foreign power ripping the US off on trade
5:
6
7
8
9
10
-
1: Trump brings up a Hillary scandal
2 Drink every time Trump gestures making an OK sign with his hands
3
4
5

Hillary:

1: Hillary says or implies Trump or his supporters are extremist, racists, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic... etc."
2: Take a Drink if Hillary mentions Trumps ties to Russia.
3: Hillary blames something on Republicans
4: Drink when Hillary uses the term 'gold star family'
5: Drink if Hillary asks Trump to disavow someone or something
6
7
8
9
10
-
1: If Hillary is sitting at any time.
2: Hillary mentions "Alt-Right" or "Pe-Pe"/"frog"
3: Hillary has a coughing fit, strokes out, abruptly leaves, or is late coming back after break.
4: Hillary's pantsuit is one of the primary colors
5 Hillary is seen using medicine/medical device, take a drink (cough drops, cane, etc)

>>5446306
the fuck is this? attack yellow shits and claim Uzbek, Tajik, Kyrgyz land and through other lands

>>5446288
Allies? You Take Norway but help me kill that leaf in Denmark?

>>5446306
expand norway and if extra spill left go into sweden

>>5446308
i want all of norway. leave me alone or me and khan will meme you

>>5446306
Defend just in case, Finish of that little territory in the south by Turkey and Armenia, Fill and Spill Iran

>>5446306
Fill Sweden.

>>5446306
Also kill Denmark.

>>5446314
abort, nvm
just continue filling india please OP

>>5446320
oh? hmm... tempting. i'll take it.

i'll help you take out denmark next turn, svensky

>>5446306
pali >>5446313
>>5446313

Spills arabia

>>5446320
ally?

>>5446321
>>5446306

to clarify better OP, take norway and take the empty spaces in norway and russia

>>5446326
Thank you, may allah help you!

>>5446317
burn in hell

>>5446306
ATTACK ABkhazia
>>5446311
NAP?

>>5446331
u2

>>5446316

spill?

>>5446311
Yo Ally. Help an Orthodox brother out.

>>5446306
Any room left?

>>5446326
I'll help him take out denmark so you can take britain

>>5446336
no

>>5446337
thankyou khanate.

guess we are an alliance trio now?

>>5446333
>>5446328
?

>>5446339
I guess

>>5446334

uh if there's enough to spill I'd say go for Libya

>>5446340
Sure thang

>>5446335
The Patriarch will do what he can

>>5446343
kek, thanks for the nickname

>>5446344
Thank you Brate

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where is map op

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>>5446344
PATRIARCHY!
PATRIARCHY!

>>5446347
>>5446306

>>5446347

List me as your ally, m8
>>5446348 says the dude who attacked the feminists.

>>5446349
I meant a map update deneld

>>5446350
bam

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Swede and Seljuk have been eliminated

fill germany

>>5446342
sorry miscounted no spill

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>>5446353
Fill Spain, take the neutral delegates.

>>5446353
Shit ggwp

>>5446353
attack the jew

>>5446353
actually filling those islands wasn't too bad for me

i'm going to have to go with fill india, spill to Nepal if there's any extras.

>>5446353
haunt yellow fucks

>>5446353
DESTROY ABKHAZIA SPILLS DEFEND

>>5446353
Fill sweden

>>5446353

dindus finish fillin Egypt n shieeet n den go into Sudan

>>5446353
fill Norway.

>>5446353
Go for Pakistan> iran

>>5446357
Nepal does not give bonus bro, you must be careful with chaos bro

>>5446353
Attack Denmark

>>5446341
Aid against denmark? We can split Sweden in half.

>>5446353
Defend Against the jew

>>5446359
Hey merchant, NAP? Let the goy live on plz

>>5446353
Conquer Nigeria & spill into Mali

>>5446364
yes
also nice pali

>>5446353
is there a way that I can be liberated by my allies

>>5446365
Wait a fucking second
>>5446353
OP!! CAN I KEEP MY ROLL BUT ABORT AND GIVE NEW INSTRUCTION?

>>5446353
Take saudi, spills iran

>>5446357
Alliance Ratito?

>>5446357

gray doesn't give you bonuses

also rolls with no bonuses in trip or post won't get bonus
if bonus is incorrect it won't be counted

>>5446364
>>5446368
forget it gl iceland

>>5446353

>pali >>5446370

>>5446369
LMAo FUGG BOIII THATS AGAINST THE RULES NIGGUUHSHHS

>>5446365
>>5446369
What?

>>5446374
HELL NOOOOO IT SAID IF YOU WANT TO ABORT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR ROLL BUT GIVE ANOTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

>>5446375
ATTACK THE JEW

>>5446357
Let's attack chaos, we both will make frontier with him, with both of us he can't win

>>5446377
well desu your roll is 19 mine was 21 so yeah

>>5446371
yea I know gray = 0 bonuses, i'm counting Sri Lanka's bonus. but i'll admit I didn't see that Nepal didn't give any bonuses, since I'm not going to finish filling india this turn I'll just spill somewhere else next turn.

>>5446379
or is it 30?

>>5446378
wait until I finish filling India, then I can attack with
F U L L F O R C E

>>5446380
accidentally put down my old bonus actual bonus is +2

>>5446369

no sorry

>>5446383
>Reply to Thread No.90311471
K then, still repulse attack because I have 99 dubz

>>5446383
K then, still repulse attack because I have 99 dubs

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*farts*

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>>5446386
XD

>>5446382
my fucking bad
+1 is the correct bonus lmao

>>5446353
British Africa Auxilary Force
West Africa

>>5446381
def rolled 29 when you said destroy abkhazia see.>>5446359
And i rolled 99 when I said Defend see>>5446365

>>5446390
so yeah I get 30

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Tensions are high in Scandinavia where Denmark and Iceland had a near standstill until Khan pushed back.

Jews got BTFO'd as they usually do on /pol/

fill germany

>>5446392
Take denamark spill germany

>>5446389
>>5446392

Light blue

>>5446394

you can roll this turn

>>5446392
finish filling India
spill into China

>>5446392

Dindus procreate into Lybia, excess goes into Algeria

>>5446392
>>5446390
THIS SHIT DOESNT MAKE SENSE? SOMEONE EXPLAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5446396
>rolled literally just enough territories to fill india
fuck

>>5446392
Attack chaos

>>5446392
fill serbia and kill jew

>>5446396

spill?

>>5446392
Defend
Fill the region, spill into Algeria

>>5446392
fill North into Russia

Defend Just in case

NAP with Chaos?

>>5446401
also list as ally

>>5446402
spill into China yea but i rolled 5 territories not enough to spill

>>5446393
yo wtf bro i thought we were allies, can you give back norway

>>5446392
spill into faroe islands and british isles

>>5446392
Take sri lanka and invade india

>>5446392
Fill Spain, move to France

>>5446392
>>5446400
Then give all territories to trump, blue

>>5446404
Lets ally against the gay retards

>>5446408
>>5446392
pali

>>5446392
ROLL TO KILL THE BYZANTINE FUCK

>>5446398

you rolled a 9
he rolled double 9s
that means he rolled twice as many ts as you did

Why are the risk threads on /pol/ rather than /int/?

>>5446398
he had 30 you had 21... he defended and retook his shit
i rolled to attack

>>5446406
We are op took those territories because denmmark controlled them during that turn of events

>>5446410
Affirmative

>>5446413
i got it np

>>5446400
shit

>>5446404
literally blessed with 30 again

>>5446397
attack byzantine OK good

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>>5446416
can you cede those two territories back to me though?

>>5446392
Finish Niger, spill into Burkina Faso

>>5446408
forgot bonus

>>5446422
okay

>>5446419
Why do you say that?
Are you trying to betray me, to ally with chaos?

>>5446425
>>5446392

OP bls

>>5446426
no, I didn't know we were fighting chaos now, and he is invading india

>>5446210
Yea that was so shitty yugoslavia was colonising Africa :(. Fucking mods.

>>5446424
Ted Help me WE WERE ALLIES ;_;

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>>5446415
>>5446410

chaos convert to Orthodoxy so I can use pic related

>>5446423
March extra spill into Ghana

>>5446430
Your only hope is to retreat west

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>>5446431
actually this pic related

last call for denmark

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>>5446435
That's to much, if theire hips are smaller then the weist then they can't have an erection

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>>5446435
>>5446431
>>5446435

CHAOS embraces the one and only true orthodox faith. Now lets kill some muzzies

DEUS VULT!

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any room for The Peanut King?

>>5446436
denmark abandoned, continue map

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YEAR 5

incorrect or missing bonuses won't be counted

>>5446434
JIMMYYYYYYY I NEED THE HELP OF YOUR PEANUTS

>>5446441

defend, fill germany

>>5446436
please respond to my letter

>>5446441
Fill Italy

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>>5446441
Attack chaos

>>5446441
take india

>>5446441
OP, khan ceeded those two norweigan territories to me.

spill further into russia

>>5446441
Fill estonia latvia and belarus

cede norway to polar bears

>>5446441
You forgot to update the Expedition!
>>5446432
>>5446423

Completely explore Ghana, spill Togo, Benin, and Cote d'Ivore

>>5446441
holy shit kek
attack the bottom half of India & fill india. if possible, spill to Sri Lanka.

>>5446441
you forgot my roll....

>>5446441
fuck happened to my 30 roll into Russia?

Also attack the jew and help Byzantine, Defend if he attacks

ok

>>5446441
DESTROY BYZANTIUM

MODSSSS

>>5446446
Chaos will have +20 after taking India, we are fucked if we lose india

>>5446480
we need our codes and names
>>5446468

>>5446480
BONUS REMEMBER AND SPILL ATTACKS ABKHAZIA

>>5446495
t.
Donald Trump of The Wall +1 | Allies: Retard, A. Sweden

>>5446495
Try to reconquer, I will steal Arabia, if he attacks me then you attack him.

>>5446506
.

>>5446468
>>5446480
>>5446495
>>5446506

add in tripcodes and faction names

>>5446441

>Commander Google +4

Dindus invade the columbians

okay

>>5446536
it doesn't fucking work

>>5446536
IDK HOW DO I MAKE A TRIPCODE

>>5446568
Just sign it with your tripcode
like
>Donald Trump of The Wall +1 | Allies: Retard, A. Sweden

Fuck mods.

This was a good game but mods are dumb

>>5446452
>>5446441
please fix and finish off the few tiles of jews that are left
Byz +2

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No use, trips don't work. See?

>>5446589
"Fuck the mods"-Edition didn't work as planned. Haha

fuck the mods I'm done with hosting
sorry for being such a faggot guys
i just remember when MODS = GODS
and now this mod is making me butthurt

>>5446589

>Abkhazia +3 |Allies: Byzantine Empire, CHAOS

fuck

good game guys, we can try this again later tonight when mods are asleep
>t. Donald Trump of The Wall +1 | Allies: Retard, A. Sweden

>moved to /trash/
>not to /qst/

>>5446614
thanks for forgetting me and not fixing it OP
>Byz +2

>>5446648
These threads aren't allowed on qst read qst's sticky

What is

WWII RISK still going strong

>>>/pol/90322606

>>5446661
then we literally have no board to play this thing correctly on. if you are a mod or know one
we need a board with
>IDs
>ability to make name and tripcode
>ability to roll dice if board is slow