A thread for HG

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>>5429210
>He pumps his hands back and forth and makes a pelvic thrusting motion.
Whhhhheeeeeeeyeyeyeyey! Heeee hee heeee. Wheyeyey.

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>>5429202
I'm a dullahan. My name is Bernadette.
>>5429210
>Sticks the ticket to your head.

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>>5429226
Thanks.
>>5429191
Good! I also have news for you

>>5429232
Anon wanted movie stream between games, have one to offer

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>>5429244
You do!? What is it?!

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>>5429226
Reaaaal descriptive there.

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>Screams really loudly in the poster's ears below

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>>5429241
Still classified.

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>>5429160
Be seeing you.
>>5429180
Yes it can. Maybe to horrible day, or a even better day. Only time can tell.
>She extends her hand, and looks at her with a smile.
Asellus is my name. May I have yours?

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>>5429191 (Bernadette)
It's nice to meet ya, miss Dullahan.
...Like, is something on my face? Because you seem a bit annoyed.
>>5429154
>>5429210 (Rika)
Oi, when I said "Tell me when you don't want to talk to me", I meant say it outright! Don't leave me hanging like that!

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>>5429272
...Pretty please tell me?
>>5429285
Huh? Do I?

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>>5429254
Well excuuuuuuuuse me, princess! How much more description do you need?

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>>5429251
I apparently have a daughter now

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>>5429179
>Courfeyrac holds out a musket and a box of musket balls
Take this, you'll need it at some point, I assure you. Don't live by the standards of what everyone thinks a hero is supposed to act like, do what you think is right. If a beekeeper tries to mug you, then you have the authority to "zap" them in self-defense. It's only fair.

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>>5429299
Yeah, like, the short responses kinda... Threw me off a lil' bit. Is something wrong?

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>>5429304
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? Can I see her!?

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>>5429299
No.

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>>5429241
Nice to meet you, Bernadette! You're probably the only dullahan I've met that hasn't tried to kill me yet. How are you doing tonight?

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>>5429154
As opposed to?
>>5429125
Like there's anything new there.
>>5429241
>She tears it right of with a terrified-sounding shriek
>>5429239
>The demon scoffs, and around her a few glowing circles appear, followed by an indicating light from each of them all aimed more or less exactly at him. Almost immediately after beams replace the lights.

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>>5429315
Not right now. She isn't here

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>>5429305
>He takes them in his hands and widens his eyes.
These are so heavy.. You're telling me I've gotta carry them around with me? That'd just weigh me down.. Is this some kind of weird hero training?

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>>5429338
Wheeeyeeyyyyyyy!
>He gets hit and flies into the opposite wall, smashing a Denki-sized crater into it.

Let's see.

Evens do that
Odds don't

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>>5429277
Always tends toward to the former, seems like.
>she eyes you suspiciously for a minute, before taking the other girl's hand briefly in a handshake
I'm Sabitsuki. Not really used to the formal stuff...

>>5429303
Well, you put more spirit into that than you did the first post.

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>>5429313
I'm not trying to be rude or anything.
>>5429318
>Makes puppy dog eyes.
>>5429326
I'm fine. Upholding justice is a hard job though, even for a top cop like me.
>>5429338
That's a warning. Next time get a permit for demon summoning or I'll have to press charges.
>>5429343
Is she cute?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEMx_enx_Hw

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>>5429372
...no.

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>>5429338
Yelling at me outright. Do that instead, because I at least know how to deal with THAT. All I can do is just keep laughing at how mad you are, and then it just goes back and forth; that's how I deal with these things!
...With you, however, I just feel BAD.
>>5429372
Nah, nah, nothing's wrong, I was just a bit thrown off for a second. The emotionless tone was a bit... Disconcerting, you could say.

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>>5429372
Yes

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>>5429357
You don't have to have them everywhere you go. Just use them whenever you need to. No training or anything, just a friendly gift and suggestion.

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>>5429371
People can't handle Paula's spirit so she has to dumb it down whenever she makes a thread. Because she's only talking to you, she can be as spirited as she wants!

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>>5429391
Hmpff! I'll just have to figure it out of my own!
>>5429400
What!? Really!?!
>>5429405
I wanna see her so much!

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>>5429370
>makes a comment about what you have to do

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>>5429371
>With a firm shake, the green haired woman gives her a bow.
I'm sorry if what I am doing is not to your liking, but... it is the only way I know how to greet people. So, Sabitsuki. Why do your days turn horrible on such a day as this?

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>>5429430
Wait first

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>>5429372
Wow, you're even a law enforcement officer! Oh, hold on, is there someone you're on the lookout for here?

>>5429430
>ywn hold hands with bernadette while she tells you about her day at work
why even live

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>>5429369
>She points again, and Matenshi wordlessly barrages the area with a torrent of more lasers
>>5429400
Haven't I said it in the past?
>>5429372
You realize, of course, that I've never even heard of a permit for this ,right? Your lands' rules don't apply to me.

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>>5429430
There, MUCH better! Now I can feel a bit more comfortable talkin' to ya! The hero says howdy, dude!

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>>5429430
That's bold of you, child.

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>>5429421
Uh, I appreciate it dude, but I think I'll be alright with just my electricity alone. I'm like a walking 1,300,000 volt taser.
>He hands back the gun.
These are just, uh.. Really heavy. I mean, I can carry them, I'm definitely strong enough, but I.. D-Don't want to.

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>>5429375
Are you trying to communicate your sexual fetishes ? I invite you to take your shit to a community that will be able to fully comprehend the supremacy of your brilliant intellect such as /d/

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>>5429470
>This kills him

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>>5429470
...You have? 'Cause I can't really remember much of the past; only people I've met. Man, that sounded more depressing than it should be...

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>>5429473
...I'm sorry, what's a volt?

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>>5429454
Who's the mom?
>>5429457
I'm on the lookout for criminals!
>>5429466
You want to hold hands while I talk about my day at work?
>>5429470
>>5429486
Now look what you've done! You're going to go to jail for this, criminal!!!
>Charges.
>>5429471
The hero? I'm a hero!
>>5429472
Child? How flattering! Ahahahaa!!

first 24

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>>5429426
...How the hell does that work?
Bah, nevermind. I can see why some people couldn't handle you, yeah...

>>5429446
>shrug
No big deal. It's already done. Well, any number of things I guess. There's a lot I could complain about if I wanted to.
Buuut that's not what I ran here to focus on.

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>>5429507
Setsuna.

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>>5429512
First

>>5429512
Sorey

I've got a bad feeling about this...

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>>5429512
Bavaria

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>>5429512
Soviet

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>>5429512
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5429507
What a coincidence; I'm a hero, too! The hero of America, to be exact! What kind of hero are ya, dude?

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>>5429512
Bernadette Dullahan
>>5429524
I met her earlier today!

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>>5429507
...That wasn't meant to flatter you.

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>>5429512
Courfeyrac

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>>5429512
Ylana Skyfire

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>>5429512
Palau

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>>5429512
Sabitsuki

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>>5429512
Saber

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>>5429512
Classy Raven

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>>5429512
Sicktard

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>>5429507
No one in particular?
Like a thief calling himself the Phantom?

>>5429530
>I swear I selected an image, but this is good.

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>>5429512
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5429522
Then you understand Paula's plight! Not many people do so they avoid her.

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>>5429540
I'm a cop!
>>5429545
Are you sure? You called me young just then!

>>5429507
any form of domesticated non-lewd romance would be fine, yes

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>>5429486
>They can't exactly see that, and it continues for a while.
Alright, that'll do.
>The demon drops down to the ground next to her with a bow.
>>5429489
And I make it a point to remember everything.
>>5429507
Give it a minute, he'll be back.
>>5429512
Rika

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>>5429512
Garma Zabi

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>>5429512
Shalashaska

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>>5429512
Denki Kaminari
>>5429490
You know when you rub your socks against a carpet and then shock somebody? That's about 20,000 volts of electricity right there! I guess you could think of volts like arguing with your girlfriend. Each word you say adds a volt and makes it hurt more.
>>5429507
Waitwaitwait! Hang on, I'm fine! I respawned, like in one of those video games. No need to arrest anybody!

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>>5429512
Akatsuki Zero

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>>5429512
Reigen Arataka

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>>5429543
Don't know how it will work now. I want to raise the kid with her but I don't think she will be loyal to me so I will just care for the child myself

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>>5429512
Little Baki

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>>5429512
Matenshi

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>>5429569
>He'd already respawned a long time ago and was just watching the demon pelt his corpse with lasers from behind Rika.
That was pretty cool. Wanna go get something to eat?

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>>5429512
Eggman-kun

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>>5429522
I see, I see. But Sabitsuki, if you ever want to talk about your woes... i'll listen. I promise you that.

Anyways...
>She takes out a purple rose for the girl, and hands it to her.
This is for you.
>>5429512
Asellus

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>>5429580
Odd comparisons, but I suppose I understand. And you're a walking 1,300,000 of these "volts?"

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>>5429564
A thief!? Where?!
>Looks around.
>>5429568
Romance?!
>>5429569
>>5429580
WHAT!?!
>>5429599
>Steps forth proudly.
I volunteer as step-mom! Or maybe an auntie!

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>>5429512
Lana Nielsen

>>5429600
cute

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>>5429604
OH FUCK
DID YOU SAY DEMON?

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>>5429567
And I'm just... Well, a hero. Not a specific kind of hero, just an all-around hero! The coolest of the cool, yo!
>>5429569
Well, I'm sorry I don't have a good enough memory to remember every conversation I've had. Does the hero look bright enough to you to remember everything?

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>>5429567
How old are you?

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>>5429620
Auntie is fine. Especially if I have to go out and be at war

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>>5429604
>Matenshi lets out a startled yelp and jumps half her own height in the air as she wheels around to face him. Rika just glances over.
What the hell makes you think I would?
>>5429620
That's how this place works, genius.
>>5429628
No, not at all. I just go to hellish lengths to make sure.

>>5429646
>How old are you?
that is the one thing you never ask a woman, m8

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>>5429628
It's good to know I have allies. I'm getting used to this sort of stuff now. You're a human, right?
>>5429646
It's rude to ask a woman her age!
>>5429654
YES!
>Pumps her fist.
>>5429655
WHAT!?

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>>5429565
And what, does that bother you?

>>5429616
...Psh, you shouldn't be promisin' every stranger you meet something like that, I--
Whoa, what?
>she seems taken aback as she's given the rose
I mean, it's.. It's pretty.
>puts it behind her ear

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>>5429618
You got it. That's enough to kill a freaking elephant and then some, considering most houses' outlets have like, what, 100 volts in them? A lot of electricity, basically.
>>5429620
Ever played Mario before?
>>5429626
...No? I didn't say demon at all. Are you feeling alright, man?
>>5429655
Because we fought and earned each others' respect on the field of combat, that's how fighting works. Now let's go get a burger.

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>>5429569
Oh, good evening, Rika!
>He waves to her.

>>5429620
D-Don't worry! He's not here right now I think. I just thought that you were looking for him.

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>>5429679
Is that anything like Cake Boy?
>>5429687
Well I am now!

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>>5429654
>>5429666
>an aunt who's a cop
>an uncle who's a demon slayer
THIS CHILD WILL GROW UP TO BE A LIVING LEGEND.
>>5429679
SORRY. I'M A LITTLE ON EDGE. ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, IT'S WHAT KEPT ME ALIVE ALL THESE YEARS.

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>>5429512
Corrin

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>>5429655
Damn right I'm dumber than an Orange. That's the one thing I agree with you with, although I pretty much just fake it.
...Checking the archives doesn't count as a "hellish length", Rika.
>>5429666
Damn right! We heroes always stick together, yo! Well, I ain't exactly a full human, but I definitely look like one, that's for sure! Why, what's up?

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>>5429700
AHHH!
>>5429705
You're not a human!? I was so sure about it this time!

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>>5429696
Maybe? Anyway, since a lot of people die here, they'd probably have social services here in seconds if they actually stayed dead, so whoever keeps this place up and running has a quirk that brings people back to life, I think. That's why everybody comes back in the arena. Either that or we're all ghosts.
>>5429700
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

>>5429687
>In the distance you could hear.
IT'S NOT PHANTOM! IT'S JOKER!!

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>>5429666
It brings back the dead. Duh. What else?
>>5429687
Huh? Oh, hey. How's it going?
>>5429705
The hell're talking about "archives"?
>>5429679
I have no respect for you whatsoever. And it was Matenshi that did all the work.

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>>5429679
Fascinating! You sound like a powerful ally to have in the arena.

>>5429660
>>5429666
MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, IT CERTAINLY HAS BEEN 70+ YEARS TILL MY WAKE - SO THERE'S A LIKELIHOOD THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN MY MANNERS.
>He kneels apologetically, while citing the words as quickly as possible.

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>>5429512
Boku

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>>5429728
>>5429732
That's impossible!
>>5429747
You don't have to be that sorry.

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>>5429721
Yo, yo, calm down, bro! I'm still kinda-sorta a human, just not a full one, that's all! I just have abnormal qualities never usually seen in your Average Joe!
>>5429732
Y'know, those things next to next door. That place where you can relive conversations whenever. That's not a hellish length, that's common sense.
...I cringe so hard when I see the old me, good God...

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>>5429666
Good you happy
>>5429700
>dad is a Spetsnaz operator
She will. I have many hopes for her

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>>5429672
I don't promise myself to every stranger... only the majority.
>She flicks her short hair, and smiles at the girl.
And thank you for the compliment. That rose is rather rare, and a pain to find. Glad you like it Sabitsuki.

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>>5429696
You... Haven't heard of him?

>>5429730
>He yells back
IS THAT YOU, SIR GORO? THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP FOR ME!

>>5429696
You'll have to excuse me, he's actually called The Joker. Not The Phantom.

>>5429732
Going pretty well besides my usual problem. How are you doing?

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Hello HG.

Post avas and what you're listening to while we wait for the bait game to go up

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>>5429760
I have dishonored you, for that I am sorry.

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>>5429732
Then Matenshi can come with us too, they're having a sale at Burger Queen. It ends in like an hour, man. We gotta go if we're gonna go.
>>5429740
>He separates two of his fingers and shows off two cords of pure electricity between them.
Hell yeah. I gotta be strong if I wanna be a hero. I'm in school for it right now, just passed my first semester.
>>5429760
But it just happened. It's just a quirk, nothing out of the ordinary.

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>>5429760
Well, you just saw it, didn't you?
>>5429764
Never heard of it at all.
>>5429776
Oh, you know, just summoning demons to put people in their place and prove a point. Fun stuff, I guess.

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>>5429672
Of course it does! Paula doesn't like being alone. Does white haired lady like being alone?

>>5429786
>kissu

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>>5429512
ZIO MATRIX MARS PROJECT

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>>5429787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZKW2Hq2fks

>I'll pick up the roster if it's bait and nobody better steps up.

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>>5429787
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hbGL8zYFW2Q
I mean, obviously. Maybe I should bring Feliks sometime...
>>5429796
Check it sometime, dude! I use it to see if I was doing well enough that day, and general consensus says I did "Meh"! I think you'd love it!

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>>5429721
OH, SORRY, DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU. AGAIN.
>>5429728
I'M PARTIALLY DEAF AND CAN'T HEAR MYSELF AT REGULAR CONVERSATION VOLUME. GUNS WILL DO THAT TO YOU.
>>5429767
SHE HAS SUCH A BRIGHT FUTURE.

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>>5429803
What the fuck are you doing?

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>>5429793
A school for being a hero? Sounds absurd.
>>5429787
>tfw can't find any good characters to play next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I9SBYg7SBU

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TVcjDmypDf
click my dudes

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>>5429764
I don't understand! There's nothing like that where I come from!
>>5429767
I really enjoy taking care of children. I've always wanted to be a mother. Maybe I'll get to have a child of my own some day too!
>>5429776
I'll look for both of them!
>>5429791
You didn't do anything like that.
>>5429793
>>5429796
I saw it but it doesn't seem real!
>>5429825
It's my fault for being so scareable.

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>>5429787
>Nightmare Fiction II, because I'm playing Blazblue and lurking.

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>>5429793
>"Lady Rika? What does he mean by-"
It's food things, don't worry about it. Here's my question, do you believe me now?
>>5429824
I'll stick to my recordings, thank you very much.
>>5429849
Want me to do it again?

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>>5429787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVo-IwsDfQk

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>>5429787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8mGJbvfw24&index=3&list=PL43DjR6QvKGFVjTXj3oAzWHzAlybXaLr4

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>>5429786
Hey NOD unit
>>5429787
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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>>5429796
"Put people in their place?" You aren't hurting people, are you?

>>5429787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om-5A3nsn6o

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>>5429774
Yeaah... No kidding, never even seen a purple rose before!
>she takes it out of her hair and stares at it some more, placing the pipe down nearby
Only some...white ones, I dunno the name of them, and red roses.
Never was much of a gardener. Is that what you are or something?

>>5429799
Meh... Sometimes. That's more for everyone else's sake than my own though.

>>5429787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rJnx9ICVoo&list=PL2EE855A68BEF211C

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>>5429868
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
>Takes out a pair of handcuffs.

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>>5429825
Oh. That actually makes a lot of sense. Sorry, I just thought.. Oh. Yeah. Sorry. That wasn't cool of me. Forget I asked.
You tried holding the guns farther from your ears? Or wearing earplugs?
>>5429842
Nah, not really. So many people have quirks that it'd be kinda weird if we didn't have one. People just wanna be heroes. I actually go to the most famous and best hero school there is, so that's pretty nice.
>>5429849
>He touches her and gives her a little shock of electricity.
That feel real?
>>5429868
Believe you about what? That you can tell somebody to beat me up? Yeah, totally.

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>>5429849
Well, there's always a first time for everything! I have super strength, I can regenerate quickly... All thanks to me being a personification and not a human, lemme tell ya THAT much!
>>5429868
Nah, the archives kinda show you what happened as well. If you wanna see yourself insulting me for the fiftieth time, check it out sometime!

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>>5429849
I trust you will do well
>>5429825
She does

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>>5429849
W-Well, alright... I wish you the best of luck, Lady Bernadette!

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>>5429787

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Q9YazF0U0

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>>5429787

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>>5429787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpmpt4wYok
card is for ee arr pee not here

>>5429904
L i t e r a l l y w h o

>>5429904
>666 KB
2spoopy4me

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>>5429877
Why's that? Paula doesn't think you are bad! She will zap anyonwe who does think that!

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>>5429787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWqedEaD0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChV5BZ8SmS0

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>>5429888
AHH! You shocked me!
>>5429892
So you're not a monster girl either?
>>5429896
I WILL!
>Salutes.
>>5429901
Thanks.

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>>5429925
Somebody say zap?

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>>5429849
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT...IT HAPPENS.
..HEY, IF YOU'RE SO FRIGHTFUL, DOESN'T IT AFFECT YOUR LINE OF WORK?
>>5429888
EARPLUGS ARE FOR THE WEAK, AND THE FURTHER YOU HOLD THE GUN AWAY FROM YOURSELF, THE LESS OF A MAN YOU ARE.

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>>5429914
I LIKE THE SOUND OF SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILENCE FROM SIMON AND GARFUNKEL A LOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>5429874
Hello Soviet.

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>>5429875
Does the guy look hurt to you? He didn't believe I could, so I did.
>>5429888
Summon demons, jackass.
>>5429885
>She starts to fly up out of arms' reach. Matenshi does the same.
>>5429892
I said I record everything.

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>>5429849
No. I have.

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>>5429936
Not really. You're just loud so it surprises me when I'm not expecting it.
>>5429948
Hey!
>Jumps but can't reach.
Stop resisting arrest!

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>>5429932
...I didn't know I was a girl this whole time. I mean, do we look like monster girls to you?
>
The answer is "Well, I guess not".
>>5429948
...Oh, I thought you meant audio recording. Yeah, the archives is like that but for literally everything here. Much more useful.

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>>5429940
How is evening?
>>5429932
Excellent

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>>5429933
Zap?

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>>5429888
I'm surprised I haven't heard of it. Where's this hero school located?

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>>5429972
It's good.

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>>5429962
You didn't.
>>5429964
Well, I guess not... But I can't be completely sure!
>>5429972
When do I start?!

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>>5429877
Ha! I am no gardner. I am just a simple lady with simple desires.

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Who here wants to pledge loyalty to the principality of Zeon? You guys aren't oppressive Feddies are you?

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>>5429984
So...I have a daughter now.

>Hey NOD unit
>Hey Soviet
>how is morning/afternoon/evening
>it's alright, you?
>it's well
>okay
EVERY TIME

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>>5429932
I suppose I'll just leave you to your duties for now, ma'am. Have a good night!

>>5429948
Sorry, it's just that most people I've heard say that phrase... Never mind. Are you linked to this demon as well? It seems stronger than the last one you showed me.

>>5429998
>sexual healing plays in the distance

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>>5429932
Yeah, so you could feel that. That means we're either both alive, or we're both dead. Either way, we're on the same page.
>>5429936
So it's an honor thing! You're sacrificing your hearing for your manliness! Damn, you're like a badass Fist of the North Star character or something! You're awesome, man!
>>5429948
That isn't a demon, that's an angel.
>>5429975
Was it you? Are you looking to start shit? You wanna compare zaps, man? I'll zap your ass into next week.
>>5429982
It's called U.A High, my man. Pretty sure everybody in the world's heard of it. Have you been living under a rock or something?
>>5430003
What's Zeon do?

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>>5429993
Now

Stop being dead guys...please

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>>5429993
See? That's the answer! No, I ain't a monster girl. At least... I think I'm not one. What makes a monster girl?

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>>5430006
This a new meme?

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>>5430003
I am loyal to Kane and the brotherhood, I will never pledged my loyalty to your faction.
>>5430004
Congratulations, what's her name?

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>>5430008
Must.... resist! I have better self control!
>Trying her best not to go towards the noise.

>>5430028
We're watching a movie
https://www.rabb.it/PCB27

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>>5430014
Uh... I don't go that way, so no thanks.

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>>5430003
What exactly is this Zeon? I've never heard of it before, so you'll have to forgive me, sir.

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>>5429925
>she raises an arm to her mouth, covering a cough
Heck, I can do that myself. ...Less zap and more... beat the crap out of them with a pipe. But no, that isn't the issue.

>>5429998
Simple lady? You're decked out in like... the fanciest clothes I've ever seen. Like some fantasy princess or noble or whatever. Don't give me "simple".
>cough cough

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>>5429933
Ooh oooh! Paula did! Shocks, jolts all of those words. Paula can do that!
>>5430003
Paula didn't understand a word of what was said.
>>5430028
Paula can make it less dead. Should shall take the fake roster?

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>>5429963
OH. RIGHT. DO YOU WANT ME TO WARN YOU OF MY PRESENCE OR SOMETHING BEFORE I GET TOO CLOSE?
>>5430014
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT I'M A BADASS.

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>>5429963
You have no authority here, you realize that, right? If you reeally want me to, you'll have to force me.
>>5429964
Sounds absurdly inefficient.
>>5430003
Never heard of either of you. And that depends on what you mean by "oppressive".
>>5430007
I summoned her, not made. And yeah, yeah she is.
>They offer a brief bow.
>>5430014
She might not look like it, but she is a demon.
>"Most of us still look human, either way."

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>>5430007
Alright. Bye.
>>5430014
>Rubs arm.
I hate static electricity.
>>5430021
Where is she?!
>Looks around.
>>5430032
Hmm... Being a monster and being a girl. I think.
>>5430056
That sounds good!
>>5430060
Uwwwwaaaa!
>Jumps higher than before but doesn't stick the landing.
>Her head falls off.

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>>5430003
The principality of Zeon is quite foreign to the Zio Matrix's intelligence, our corporation pledges to no one but ourselves.

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>>5430014
If France is a rock, then sure.

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>>5430060
>He returns the gesture
It's great to meet you, er... What's your name?

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>>5430049
>She puts a hand onto the girl.
Sabitsuki, are you well? That coughing is... normal? Is it not?

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>>5430060
You'd think so, but nah, it's pretty useful. From the ERP threads to those friggin' weird threads featuring weight gain, yes, it records everything. In fact, it's recording us right now! Say hi to the camera~!
>>5430073
...I ain't a girl, but I think I might be a monster by the textbook definition. What makes a monster, again?

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>>5430049
Whatever it may be, Paula would still like to be your friend. You seem really cool!

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>>5429993
....here's my secret. I'm a cyborg.

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>>5430040
Lisa. That's what she told me
>>5430073
I will tell you when she is here

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>>5430073
ALRIGHTY THEN. SORRY IN ADVANCE IF I ACCIDENTALLY SCARE YOU AGAIN.

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>>5430014
We fight for the rights of all Spacenoids!

>>5430040
Fine...As long as you stay away from Zeon's interests,we should get along fine.

>>5430048
The principality of Zeon is the glorious nation of space colonists,fighting for independence! We fight against tyranny!

>>5430053
Were you born yesterday or something?

>>5430060
Oppressive as in they deny us our rightful independence and proceed to trample all over our rights!

>>5430088
Hmmm...I'll forgive your ignorance! Just stay out of our way.

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>>5430096
Well I'm a dullahan. I can take my head off.
>>5430111
Holy Monster Girls!!
>>5430113
Okay!
>>5430125
Sorry if I scare you in advance too.

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>>5430003
Depends, you got enough cash for it?

>>5430053
Some white haired human offered earlier but they haven't said anything else yet, so probably.

>soviet: *has an interaction with a female character*
>doesn't shut the fuck up about it for two weeks and has to bring it up to everyone he talks to

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>>5430093
>she looks at your hand, backing away from it after a second
...Normal for me, yeah.
>she uses her shirt to wipe something off her mouth
And I'm used to it.

>>5430108
... I mean... are you really sure about that? I don't know if it's a good idea.

>>5430003
Why should I?

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>>5430046
...No, not, like.. I didn't mean it in the gay way, dude. Don't make it weird.
>>5430053
I can too! You've got an electricity quirk like I do? Wanna compare zaps?
>>5430056
Dude. You've even got that whole getup like the guy from DOOM. I love that game. Are you a cosplayer?
>>5430060
Huh. Well, nice to meet you, demon girl. I didn't realize that demons could be hot girls. Are you one too, or are you just a grumpy girl with a demon quirk?
>>5430073
Why? Electricity's awesome. There's no reason to hate it, most of the world runs on electricity. That's like saying you hate everything.
>>5430091
Oh, France. Yeah, they don't really like the usual hero culture, so I get why you haven't heard of it. Something about them being too manly or something, I dunno.
>>5430130
Sounds cool. Sign me up.

>>5430148
Are you talking about Alfred or Soviet? This applies to both of them

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>>5430073
....
>Rika starts clapping slowly.
>>5430092
>"They call me Matenshi, sir. It's a pleasure."
>>5430096
Uhuh. And? Why should I really care?
>>5430130
Same here, damn religion puts a stranglehold on everything they don't like.
So just kick their asses, genius. Might makes right, at least where we're from.

>Rika

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>>5430130
Space? Wouldn't it be next to impossible to live there? I'm guessing you come from a world where technology would allow such a thing to happen.

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>>5430139
Glad you would step up. Means alot

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RAAAAWWWRRRR-
>cough cough
Sorry I just had heartburn, what is going on where?

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>>5430139
OFFICER DULLAHAN, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. I'M SURE YOU MAKE THE CRIMINALS QUIVER IN THEIR BOOTS, BUT I DOUBT YOU'D GET A JUMP OUT OF ME.
I'M JUST TOO USED TO WEIRD DEMON SHIT.
>>5430152
.....I *AM* THE GUY FROM DOOM. THE FUCK'S A "COSS-PLAY"?

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>>5430148
He wasn't the first person to brag about losing his e-virginity.

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>>5430139
...U-Um. Well, gee, that sounds really cool, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't demonstrate that, please. Hm... I have super strength and can regenerate quickly. Can any monster do that?
>>5430174
Just saying, there's a more convenient way to viewing conversations insted of recording them. Y'know, if you wanna view a certain one, the archives are always there.

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>>5430193
Hello.
Y-your a big guy...

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>>5430199
....What?

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>>5430152
I said static electricity. You know, like when you touched me. I hate it when I touch doorknobs and I get shocked.
>>5430174
>Picks up her head and puts it back on.
I'll get you next time, criminal!
>>5430192
It's my pleasure.
>>5430199
Like what?
>>5430203
Yeah.

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>>5430149
Hmmmmm...
>She place her right hand underneath her chin, and narrows her eyes at the girl.
Alright Sabitsuki, i'll place my trust with you. But, if the coughing becomes even more of an issue, I will fix it to the best of my abilities.

You have my solemn oath.

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>>5430152
I can't dislike it if I've never heard of it, now can I? Before I head out to work, did I ever get your name?

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>>5430174
Right. I'm Sorey, Matenshi. So you're bound to Rika right now, correct? Is it possible for you to use her as a vessel?

>>5430193
...We're just passing the time while waiting for a match to begin.

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>>5430193
Remove.
>shoots at demon in the name of the Lord
>>5430171
Not going to deny. It's always a losing fight to argue

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>>5430214
I'm not THAT fat you bastard

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>>5430152
Those were the words that came out of your mouth, not mine - "dude". Although we share similar qualities in our abilities, I undoubtedly posses more power then you could possibly imagine child.

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>>5430193
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF BALLS SHOWING YOUR FACE AROUND HERE, SHITGUT. AM I GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU ANOTHER LESSON?
>>5430217
DID I STUTTER?
>>5430238
NOT TO BE RUDE, OFFICER, BUT.....I THINK I'M A LITTLE TOO BATTLE-HARDENED TO BE SCARED BY ANYTHING AT THIS POINT.

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>>5430238
...Well? Any specific monsters that look human and can do that? We're gonna settle if I'm a monster girl or not once and for all, dude!

>>5430214
You look like a marine, are you one?
>>5430245
A match?
>>5430256
AGHHHH!
>starts running towards you

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>>5430152
>"Likewise."
I'm a human, jackass. And it's just magic, not an ability.
>>5430203
I don't eavesdrop like that.
>>5430238
But I haven't done anything, fufufu.
>>5430245
>The demon opens her mouth
You mean, like, possess?
>>5430193
Weird, I didn't think I summoned two.

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>>5430279
>Image
>>5430263
ITS YOU!
>grabs you
TIME TO FEAST!

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>>5430143
Are you a mercenary? If so I do believe we can make an arrangement.

>>5430149
Because our cause is just and our right is sacred. Join and I can promise you a fulfilling life in space!

>>5430152
Splendid! Just head over to the nearest Zeon recruiting station,and tell them that Captain Garma Zabi sent you. I have a feeling you'll make a good trooper.

>>5430174
That is what we are doing! We may have gotten a minor setback but with the help of people like you,we can help bring prosperity to all space colonists.

>>5430179
Of course! You must be another one from the past...strange. Consider yourself lucky that you get to see Earth in it's prime.

>>5430152
Those were the words that came out of your mouth, "dude" -- although we share common abilities, I undoubtedly believe that my power is significantly stronger then yours. Child.

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>>5430263
You're just like me then.
>>5430270
You're not hiding anything from me, are you? No golem arm? Made of slime? Anything?
>>5430293
You did! You summoned demons without a permit and used it for crime!

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>>5430200
>grabs and tears off kebabs leg beating him to death with it in a blind rage
REMOVE KEBAB!
>>5430279
>finds cover and keeps firing
Doomguy, we found one

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>>5430259
Sorry bro...
No hard feelings, right?
>>5430279
No.

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>>5430241
...Wait, can you really do that?
Hold on... You mean that, yeah?

>>5430301
Space?
Huh... I mean, do you take terminally ill, non-infectious people?

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>>5430299
I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU UNTIL YOU DIE
>>5430314
YOU SEEM TO BE SCARED BY ME PRETTY EASILY.

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>GRRRROOOOOOOOAOAOAHAHAHAHHAHAAAS in the distance.

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>>5430293
...I'm sure someone can make a joke about America always spying on you, but I'll refrain from saying that. Yep. The archives are always there, and I check them all the time.
>>5430314
Nope, not really. I'm as human as a personification can be. All I am is strong, quick on my feet, and I can eat heaps of burgers, dude. Y'know, the simple things!

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>>5430338
I was surprised, not scared!

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>>5430279
Yes, this is an arena where we host and participate in matches. We can't die here, so we're free to give it our all!

>>5430293
Not exactly... I mean just dwell inside her while she's traveling around.

>>5430301
I may not exactly be from the "past". Just another world that's technologically inferior to yours.

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>>5430238
Oh, that isn't what I shocked you with. Believe it or not, I'm like a walking battery! Link that pink bunny from the commercials! What I just hit you with was about 15,000 volts of pure electricity.
>>5430243
Denki Kaminari. Either that, or Chargebolt. I don't mind whichever you wanna call me, most people just stick with Kaminari or Denki since I'm not a full-on hero yet.
You?
>>5430261
Then let's test it! Come on!
>He holds his hand out.
I'll show you I've got a ton of kick in me!
>>5430263
You're the guy from DOOM? Like, DOOM the video game? That guy?
>>5430293
Listen, I think you should really take a note out of Matenshi's book. Her and I are already hitting it off just fine. You shouldn't call people you just met jackasses, that doesn't really help with relationship building.
You can do magic tricks?
>>5430301
Oh, wait, I need to go somewhere? Ugh.. How far away is it? Is it closeby? I don't really wanna walk.

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>>5430130
It is rude to ask a woman's age. Even ruder than insulting her intelligence!
>>5430143
Okay! Give Paula some time and she will start!
>>5430149
Why wouldn't she be certain! If while hair lady has a dangerous life, Paula can keep up with it!
>>5430152
You are playing a losing game! Paula's will be bigger than yours!

Wake up! Get ready! Paula will be the host for this evening!

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>>5430352
Hmm... I guess you're not a monster girl then.
>>5430363
WHAT!?

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>>5430319
Hah. Sure. Whatever works for you... Or Sugarkane whateverhisfaceis
>>5430346
My God could you be any louder you bastard?

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>>5430367
Haha! There's no way that's possible, you're a girl! Mine's definitely a lot bigger than yours!

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GO!
>>5430375
>>5430375
>>5430375

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>>5430315
IM GOING TO SKIN YOU WITH MY CLAWS!
>>5430319
Get out of my site then.
>>5430338
IM GOING TO TEAR OUT YOUR EYES!
>>5430354
I WILL!

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>>5430338
I will lay suppressing fire you take care of the bastard.

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>>5430336
I can. I'll do everything in my power to make others happy... Or at least try to.

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>>5430363
>He conducts sparks along the palm of his hand.
You first, if you have a ton to kick out.
...

bomp

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