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ERP thread
Serial killer edition!
Previously on ERP: >>5423473
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>>5427064
(Shieeet, well you have a good day then, man.)
>>5427068
>Flannery let's out a sigh and holds out her hand
Well come on then...lets get this over with...oh god, this is gonna be raaaank!
>>5427138
W-We can fix that! COME ON!
YELL! YELL FOR YOUR SOOOOUL!
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>>5427120
I DUNNO ABOUT SERIAL KILLING..UNLESS IT'S DEMONS GETTING KILLED.
YEAH, I'D BE OKAY WITH THAT.
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Nth for Hotaru's milkies
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>>5427085
>He swoons at the sight of the red lipstick stains on his cock. The sound of her gagging interrupts his bliss and he fights against his desire to force her down all the way when Peach pulls back for breath. He lets her back up enough to draw breath and then tugs carefully at the hair at the top of her head.
Mmmhaaahhh... I'll let you decide. On your tongue or down your throat? Choose quick, before I fuck your face.
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>>5427079
I've never tried something like that. I feel like just one upping each other would get tiresome without something like those lovey bits
>>5427047
Dirty fujoshi are super hot
I've low-key considered playing Rika from Haganai
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>>5427185
fuuck xd
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>>5427153
>He hands Flann the thickest and heaviest protein shake there ever was, all the while grinning like the madman he is.
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>>5427188
>Dirty fujoshi are super hot
<Yea boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii>
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I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST
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>>5427185
>>5427192
I MEANT MORE ALONG THE LINES OF....ACTUAL DEMONS. FROM HELL. WHO THROW FIREBALLS.
YOU TELLIN' ME YOU'RE A LITERAL SERIAL KILLER?
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>>5427216
https://www.amazon.com/Be-Master-anthology-Pokemon-stories-ebook/dp/B01LWN010E/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
:^)
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>>5427216
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
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>>5427194
>Flannery takes a deep breath and lifts the thing up to her lips, she lifts her head back and...STARTS FUCKING CUGGING IT! HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER GO! SHE JUST TOOK ALL THAT DOWN IN ONE CHUG! WHAT A TROOPER!
...Well I mean, it wasn't as nasty as I thought it'd be...but don't ever do that again.
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>>5427217
Those dastardly boys, throwing fireballs to set my heat ablaze! I could just kill them!
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>>5427188
Aw, I thought you quit the threads, I'm really happy to see you again!
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>>5427231
God fucking damn! Never seen a performance like that! You'll be a champ in no time at all!
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>>5427245
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
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>>5427233
THAT'S JUST...WRONG.
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>>5427251
Well... I mean I'm already a gym leader...the next logical step is the elite four...and I could nooot do that kind of stuff.
That's like, battling 24/7, i-I'd get warn out super fast!
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>>5427209
My nigga. Keep being you.
>>5427238
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.
(I've been taking lots of breaks though, I could see why you'd think that. Sorryyy!)
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>>5427263
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
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>>5427280
Not with these shakes you won't.
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I just got kicked out of my parents house for coming out about me sexually identifying as an apache attack helicopter
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>>5427281
It's fine! Just relieving to see someone I remember, we'll have a session one day!
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>>5427289
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
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>>5427276
Wrong? Don't turn to me and play your blame game! Blame the world, kyeehahahaha!
>>5427281
<And you keep being you, my dude>
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>>5427304
EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
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>>5427301
Did you remember to make the SOSHing noises?
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>>5427292
Anon, you're joking ri-...HOLY SHIT! I FEEL FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH EEENERGYYY! I COULD TOTALLY BECOME A MEMBER OF THE ELITE FOUR! TOTAAALLLY!
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(Good afternoon /erp/.)
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>>5427329
THE POWAH THAT'S INSIDE
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>>5427329
THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE
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>>5427322
WAIT, HOLD ON. DO YOU SEE DEMONS AS BOYS? OR BOYS AS DEMONS?
>>5427301
>careful anon, there are some people in here with dust allergies
>i say this because you just dusted off an ancient meme
>>5427346
>heya
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>>5427337
Told ya! It's CREATINE! andsomesperminthemixtoo
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>>5427331
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>5427367
OH WOW! I GOTTA THAT CREATINE STUFF IN EVERYTHING! I FEEL GREEEAAAATTT!
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>>5427373
I wish I still had the Lucio version Mary told me.
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>>5427346
>The young trainer nods at Roserade, a light blush tinging his cheeks.
Nice to see you Roserade! U-Uh, thanks for the um "reward" yesterday!
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Hello.
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>>5427364
Maybe they're angels, maybe they're demons! Who cares, it's all Greek to me! Kyehaha!
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>>5427346
You're cute.
>>5427337
You're cute.
>>5427373
You're REALLY fucking cute
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>>5427391
Remember, three scoops!
(Hope I didn't funpost too hard)
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>>5427404
Heya.
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>>5427405
ACTUALLY, THEY'D BE MORE ALONG THE CHRISTIAN AFTERLIFE. NOT GREEK
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I want to play Hungry Hungry Hippos using my cock as the balls
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>Person keeps messaging me for RP
>It's really good
>They always have to go before we're done
>It's the fourth time and it happened again
WAKE ME UP
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>>5427393
Mary is a cute memer even over Discord
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>>5427303
Awe, thanks anon! Always happy to see a friendly face, so to speak! I'll try to be on again later tonight.
>>5427322
Ayyy, always am!
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>>5427412
>blushes
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>>5427412
I AM NOT CUTE! I AM SUPER MANLY AND COOL! I. AM. THE. GREATEST! HOOOO HAH!
>She's completely high off of the protein shake...
>>5427422
THREE! WHOLE! SCOOPS!
(Bro, it's fine, a little funposting can make things...well fun. There's no reason NOT to inject some humor into this.)
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>>5427346
The plant fuckers gen is in another thread.
tell elf he's a faggot.
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>>5427452
C-can I. Ride inside you, helicopter-chan? :3
>>5427468
>She tries to extend a hand to pet the red hot gym leader, but decides it might not be the best idea, nodding instead.
You can be cute AND cool! You're doing it right now!
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>>5427468
(I agree. I was laughing like an idiot through the entire thing. Dunno what made me think of creatine at first.)
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>>5427364
>Does lewd things to the doom guy
>>5427394
No need to thank me. It was pretty fun.
>>5427412
Thanks. I guess I am pretty cute.
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>>5427452
it was dah banksy fuck again.
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>>5427504
NO! I AM JUST COOL! BEING CUTE IS FOR LOSERS! LOSERS WHO DON'T HAVE RED! HOT! BURNING MAGMA RUNNING THROUGH THEIR VIENS! HIIIYAH!
>She strikes a kamen rider Esq pose...like she's about to henshin into Kuuga with NO FEAR! NO PAIN!
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Why trap is so smol?
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>>5427575
I wanna play with a qt trap
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>>5427425
It seems nothing of interest is happening here.
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>>5427527
With an ass like that at 2 feet? You know you're petty damn cute.
... Tell me, sit on any lucky anon's face yet?
>>5427565
>Casually the magician presses her hand to the yelling gym leader, holding her arm as she takes her pulse.
.. Doesn't feel like magma flowing through you. Feels like blood. You okay? Need a cold shower to calm down maybe?
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>>5427427
Christian, Buddhist, Hindu Dindu, I don't care! A body's a body after all, who cares where the soul goes?
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>>5427443
Truly.
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>>5427592
Your doppleganger was here earlier, I hope she returns since you are both so breath taking
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>>5427575
Because smol traps are perfect for doing lewd things with.
>>5427612
Well 2'11"...I'm almost three feet tall, not two.
I have sat on the faces of a few Anons, but most of the time they skip right to the fun part.
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>>5427612
IT ONLY FEELS LIKE BLOOD! BUT IT'S BURNING MAGMA THAT COURSES THROUGH MY VIENS! AND I CAN HEAR IT TELL ME T-
>The shake seems to be wearing off as the red hot gym leader simmers down
Uhh...to ummm... Pr-...Protect justice?
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>>5427527
WHY ARE YOU RUBBING YOUR WEIRD PLANT TENDRILS ON MY ARMOR
I HAVE A POLLEN ALLERGY, NOT GONNA HAPPEN
>>5427565
CHILL
>>5427625
IF THE SOUL GOES TO HELL AND GETS TURNED INTO A DEMON, I CARE A LOT.
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>>5427642
Unfortunately, there's only room for the original. The cheap imitation will have to wait.
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>>5427639
The constant Shakespeare prodding at her is also my favorite
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>>5427687
The mature and well proportioned version is superior and your outfit is even more alluring~
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>>5427346
Hello shortstack plant.
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>>5427656
Lucky buggers. Make sure they don't just sit there and enjoy the show! If they want a nice round butt in their face they need to work their tongues!But I'm sure you know all about that~
>>5427668
>With a soft giggle she leans into the calming leader, pecking her burning cheekm being quite warm from how worked up she was
See? Cute!
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>>5427683
Aha! I'm good for your business! The soul of that devilish boy I kill goes to hell, it becomes a demon, you kill it! I keep YOU in business! Kyeehahahahaha!
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>>5427452
HIND IS BETTER
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tikki tokki tikki tokki hoy hoy hoy
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Where are those new characters at
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>>5427724
Mah Nigga!
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>>5427706
It's good to know you're not stupid enough to accept the cretin who wants to be me.
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>>5427731
all dead
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>>5427727
>pictured in that image
>Jinx, Mecha, Lore, Fronk, Jiro
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>>5427733
I wanted to see why Doomguy is here. But thanks comrade.
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>>5427683
I-I'm chill...i-I'm chill...je-jeez talk about a wave...
>>5427714
I-I'm not cute... I-I'm a burning symbol of passion...
>The leaders face turns a light red, and it spreads across her face like a wild fire
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>>5427592
It's just one of those days.
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>>5427683
>She presses her plump backside against the guy.
Oh thats a shame that you have an allergy. I was sure plenty of fun things could of been done...
>>5427707
Shortstack plants are the best.
>>5427714
Of course I do. Even if I do end up with their face between my cheeks, they usually don't keep it there too long before their pants are down and things start getting quite loud.
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>>5427746
It sounds almost worthy as a reward for staying by my loyalty to the original
>His eyes light up at his own preposition
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>>5427706
>Turns the Anon's tongue into a swollen, green toadlike creation
Enough of your babbling.
>>5427746
You, woman. We have unfinished business. Business we will settle now.
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>>5427723
FOR A CRAZY PSYCHO BITCH, YOU AINT SO BAD, I GUESS. YOU'RE MY OCCUPATIONAL SECURITY, IN A WAY.
THANKS FOR THAT.
>>5427727
HOY, HOY, I'M THE BOY....
>>5427769
JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE, SOVIET. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
>>5427775
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, WERE YOU DOPED UP ON COKE OR SOMETHIN'?
>>5427795
YEAH...SORRY, SISTER, PLANTS AINT MY THING. BOTHER SOME OTHER SPACE MARINE.
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>>5427811
Sure.
>circles Hind around out of here
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>>5427798
Why would I reward you for having common sense?
>>5427799
Just when I was beginning to enjoy your absence. My unmentionables have been covered, so you can't enjoy any unearned glances at my body anymore.
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>>5427795
Yes, shortstack plants are the best. But there was never really a question about it, now was there?`
I mean, what part about them ISN'T perfect?
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>>5427763
Genuine laugh
But there's one person unaccounted for in it
And is Lore Hanzo Genji or 76? And who is Fronk? Roadhog isn't in there! :O
>>5427811
SOCK IT TO EM SOCK IT TO EM ONE MORE TIME
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>>5427811
I got...hopped up on a protein shake... that's uh, that's what happened, so-sorry.
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>>5427811
Kyeehahahaha! Partners!
>She extends her hand to him in hope of a handshake, not noticing the blood smear on her palm.
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>>5427829
I can't believe that I am saying this, but looking at your naked body left me with a headache and a bloodnose. A clever hex, but still child's play. Tell me woman, how many years of your life have you practiced with true magic instead with a man's tools? A week? A month?
And even IF I wanted to look at your naked body, a simple Ember spell would burn whatever fabric surrounding your body in an instant.
So either you are going to take your clothes off voluntarily or get third degree burns if I get my way. What shall it be?
.
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A'www...Where did that anon go?
>>5427811
You are quite loud.
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>>5427837
MANANDAHALFMANANDAHALFMANANDAHALF
>>5427861
THAT'S ONE INTENSE SHAKE. YOU SHOULD REALLY CHECK HOW MUCH SUGAR IT HAS BEFORE YOU DRINK ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
>>5427878
>He grunted and unenthusiastically put out his hand as well, the stray demon blood on his palm mixing with the blood of god knows who on hers.
>>5427904
I GOTTA BE LOUD, SISTER. HOW ELSE AM I GONNA SCARE THE HELLSPAWN OFF?
ALSO I'M PARTIALLY DEAF
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>>5427858
Cease your motions, fool. This is not a cause for excitement.
>>5427879
I have not even attempted to hex you since I first saw you. You're not worth the words from my mouth.
If you want to see me nude, imitator, see yourself!
>She holds up her book and mumbles a curse. Suddenly, Rhajat's clothes dissipate, leaving no trace behind.
You can admire your own body.
>Tharja looks at the other woman, at first proud of her work. Her eyes dart up and down Rhajat's body; it seems every curve in her form is mutual between the two.
You should be proud to have a body so similar to mine.
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>>5427904
(Which peach are you?)
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>>5427811
Well if you ever feel like seeing if you'd like to spend some time with a plant girl, let me know.
>>5427833
You do have a good point there Anon. The closest thing I can think of is there is currently no human breeding this shortstack plant.
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hi
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I approve of this edition.
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>>5427924
I think it was mostly made of that..uh...what was it called...um, some powdery stuff.
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>>5427929
the one that isn't addicted to dildos
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>>5427904
Does this mean I'm first in line now?
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>>5427927
>Initially surprised, but not even fazed for long, Rhajat looks at Tharja with a curiousity.
You disgust me. Are you so insecure about your own imperfect shape and design that you must distract the crowd by letting them look at me?
>With a snap of her fingers, the binding around Tharja's clothes and bodystocking burn, the remainder of the fabrics slowly falling down to the ground, leaving her just as naked as her superior imposter. After inspecting the naked body of Tharja slowly and carefully ( And covering her nose that's bleeding again for some reason ), she finally speaks up
...You are fat, your breasts are saggy and you need exercise badly. And you are not the first woman to see me naked nor are you the first woman I have seen in the flesh.
I am better at you in anything. Name your contest and consider it done!
>She lifts one hand in the air before pointing it at Tharja, her breasts jiggling along nicely with her motions.
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>>5427941
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>>5427963
EITHER COCAINE OR CREATINE. MY MONEY'S ON THE FORMER.
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>>5427990
Oh, skyla?
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>>5427941
No one wants to breed something so perfect? Well, I guess we'll just have to fix that~
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>>5428043
Skyla dropped Peach. She's the plant whore.
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>>5428043
(No, I dropped Peach.)
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Does the Reimu/Snek player not come around anymore?
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>>5427941
>A completely different anon shoves his face against the plant's exposed, round ass.
>Yes. This is good.
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>>5427924
It's an ok deal we've got here, isn't it?
So, how much moolah am I earning an hour?
>>5428065
<I haven't seen them around in a while either. Where my miko gone?>
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>>5428012
...Creatine...Creatine, YEAH! THAT'S THE STUFF! IT WAS A WHOOOOLE BUNCH OF CREATINE!
That stuff got me hyped like nobodies business...
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>>5427904
You got some pretty lovely peaches there princess.
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>>5428065
Reimu is taking a short break. Well, that's what I've been told.
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>>5428044
Don't see anyone around currently to breed me at least. But if you are offering to fix that, i'd love to take you up on that offer.
>>5428069
>The Roserade was left a bit surprised by that head being shoved between her plump cheeks, but she obviously didn't mind.
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>>5428065
Got chased away by the marked, bitch memes
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>>5428093
WELL....NONE. I'M NOT EXACTLY GETTING PAID FOR DOING THIS. ALL THAT DEMONIC ENERGY THAT I'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO HAS MADE ME IMMORTAL. SORT OF. I CAN'T DIE BY NATURAL CAUSES, AT LEAST.
>>5428094
>He sighs heavily in annoyance.
DANGEROUS SHIT, SOMETIMES. HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK?
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Could I bother you guys to vote on this poll real quick? It'd help me decide on the direction to take with this character.
You can choose more than one option if you want.
https://strawpoll.de/21933b9
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S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!
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>>5428140
>the marked
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>>5428183
You're keeping me working as your personal slave? Kyeehahahaha! I thought you were a pure demon hunter, too busy for female company? Have you mellowed out?
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>>5428183
Uhhh...I think it was a shake filled to the brim with the stuff...wh-why? is it addictive? Should I've not done that? O-Oh god, is that stuff bad for me? like, really really bad?
>>5428200
>Monster Girl Shoggoth
(Yes, please)
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>>5428120
>Glad she wasn't currently poisoning him, he kept his face right up in there, kissing over her nether regions happily as her fat ass sat on his face.
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>>5428006
>Tharja's face shifts constantly between burning rage and surprising infatuation with her imposter's form.
My body is worth so much more than yours, it's amazing you can even bear to be seen like this.
>The two naked mages stare eye to eye for what feels like hours before Tharja speaks up.
This is a place of lust. You didn't come here for combat. A competition between us must be appropriate for this environment.
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>>5428200
adding her to your card after all?
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>>5428120
something about the weird stub feet
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>>5428220
.....HELL GETS LONELY SOMETIMES.
>>5428226
NOT NECESSARILY. THIS SOUNDS GROSS, BUT IN A DAY OR SO YOU'RE GONNA SHIT YOUR GUTS OUT. THAT'S WHAT PROTEIN DOES TO YA.
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>>5428120
Oh yes~
>He quickly removes his pants, letting his semi-erect cock hang down as he eyed her.
There is nothing better than breeding shortacks~
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>>5428200
(Well you already know how far i like to go.)
>Lurking shrine maiden
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>>5428200
>Eggs has more votes than TF
fucking degenerates
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>>5428233
>tfw no good Rhajat lewds, use your imagination
Oh please. That would never be a fair contest. For starters, even a fish can see you have worn out an entire garrison worth of men, while I had most of my ''encounters'' with women. There must be another way. As much as I hate giving you reprieve, if we are going to do this, we will play it fairly.
>Rhajat couldn't believe what she was saying, everyone could see she wanted to do her imposter just to dominate her once and for all.
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>>5428250
Wa-Wait seriously? Oh looord....I think I'm starting to regret my actions!
Ughhh...I think I'm starting to feel sick already...
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>>5428280
Seconded.
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Give me the discord link. Please.
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>>5427120
ABOUT GOD DAMN TIME!
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>>5428301
https://discord.gg/Sjm2f
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>>5428226
Well, she's not technically a purely canon MGE Shoggoth per se, but I've decided to use her for the more... /d/-esque of requests. Her first and only session so far was with Ruka the shrine maiden, 2 threads ago.
>>5428235
I very well might.
>>5428276
That I do~
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>>5428287
>Tharja's expression went from an annoyed scowl to a somewhat devilish grin.
You're more experienced with women?
>She crosses her arms, slightly lifting her chest.
Prove it. Satisfy me. We can discuss what I would have to do for this competition later.
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>>5428287
(tfw I always forget Rhajat is supposed to be a diviner when I just stick the witches mark on her and torch everything)
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>>5428288
JESUS. AIM THE OTHER DIRECTION.
>>5428311
OH, HEY BUDDY. STAND STILL FOR A SEC, WOULD YA?
>shotgun loading noises
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>>5428065
(I'm still here. Just... being a bit lazy, which is kinda ironic, considering.)
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>>5428250
Kyeehahaha! You admit it! You pervert pastry puffer!
>>5428311
Another one? Great! I was bored of being the only lively person here!
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>>5428323
Quite interesting tastes you have. Can I see your card?
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>>5428323
So what /d/ things will you be going with?
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>>5428335
Traditional weapons? Really Doom Guy? I am so disappointed in you! You promised me a chainsawing! Do you even care about us anymore!?
>>5428337
HA! Lively she says
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>>5427179
>She takes a deep breath, saliva dripping from her soft lips as she looks up, looking a little dazed.
Haa...Just my throat is fine.
>She was a bold girl, smiling at such a lewd suggestion.
>>5427924
..."Hellspawns?"
>>5427929
(I am the a new Peachy, sorry if you expected someone else!)
>>5427991
Sorry Anon, I was being silly for not seeing where he went.
>>5428104
Peachy~
I tend to take care of myself quite well.
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>>5428323
(Well since I tend to do purely vanilla shit, I'd love to do some /d/ tier stuff, that could be some fun shit!)
>>5428335
NO-NOT RIGHT NOW! I-I'M OVER EXAGGERATING...
>A low grumble can be heard from flannery's stomach.
O-Or maybe I'm not...B-BE RIGHT BACK!
>Flannery fucking dashes to the bathroom
>Insert loud shitting noises here
>When Flannery comes out of the bathroom...which seems like took hours, she looks like she just went through fucking Vietnam
O-oh lord, th-that was...beyond horrible, m-my poop shoot will never be the saaame!
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>>5428337
>pervert pastry puffer
kekked hard
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>>5428336
>slices mommy's fucking milky wilky teat
Marked, bitch
>points and laughs
>does a happy dance
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>In a comfortable chair, Reinhardt lies sleeping.
>His head lolls back and his mouth is wide open, massive arms draped over the sides of his seat
>How long has he been there? It's not entirely clear - possibly a while - but it's clear to anybody who knows him that he's probably been burning the candle at both ends, charging into battles, standing up for the oppressed - rushing into things without stopping to even consider a rest until the general fatigue of a week's worth of heroism catches up to him all at once.
>...
>He snores.
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>>5428336
>Reimu being lazy.
I'm internally keking.
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>>5428382
You're supposed to point and laugh after the happy dance, poser.
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>>5428372
Welcome new peach!
(You wouldn't mind letting an anon take a drink from those plump peaches would you?)
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>>5428232
>Had stayed standing as the Anon moved down to plant his face against her rear. She wouldn't complain about him kissing her clothed holes, she would just turn her head around and watch the Anon.
>>5428242
Well i'm a pokemon, don't really have normal human feet.
>>5428252
>The Roserade smiled a bit as she saw his semi-erect cock hang down. The woman would strut over to him, letting her wide child baring hips sway from side to side before looking down to his shaft.
Well can't go breeding me at half-mast. How should we get you ready?
>>5428200
>Cum inflation and eggs top 2 choices
Yes!
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>>5428337
"PASTRY PUFFER"? THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? AND I'M NOT A PERVERT, YOU GET TRAPPED IN HELL FOR A DECADE AND TELL ME HOW LONELY YOU GET
>>5428365
I HAVE DECIDED YOU ARE SO VILE I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET CLOSE TO YOU.
>>5428372
DEMONS. HELLSPAWN. HELLSCUM. YOU KNOW?
>>5428373
OH, PLEASE, DON'T SPARE ME OF ANY DETAILS.
THAT WAS SARCASM. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT SHIT.
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>>5428382
>OMG I'M FUCKING DYING
Anon's phone.
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>>5428428
>Either clothed or unclothed was fine, but to get a better angle on things, he just went ahead and picked the plant girl up to continue his attention to her ass.
Mmpf...~
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>tfw you will never be a pretty princess
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>>5428433
Words hurt worse then any bullet or blade Doom Guy
>>5428372
(Hey Sorry about vanishing on you, I got pulled away)
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>>5428336
(Oh, I'm glad! I wasn't sure if you picked up another character or what, we never got to do anything but it was always nice to see you around. The others reassured me it was just a break, though! I look forward to your return, but take it easy for as long as you'd like!)
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>>5428433
Do-Don't you worry...I-I'm already repressing it...
>>5428448
Pretty princess? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE A PRETTY PRINCESS WHEN YOU COULD BE A SUPER MACHO GYM LEADER WHO KICKS ASS AND CHEWS BUBBLE GUM!
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>Thread is now more male avas then female
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>>5428411
(Laugh it up, Parsee! It's just... I dunno, I've been posting as other avas, but I can't seem to find much motivation for my current ones. Maybe I do need a refreshed roster.)
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>>5428327
A bold request from someone who cannot stand her superior.
....I will consider it. I must warn you that I never failed to pleasure a woman..Or get pleasured by one. Nothing a few hexes and spells cannot handle.
>Not bothering to get fully clothed, she only covers her bottom half, letting her breasts hang free in the air, gently moving her chest around, as if she wants to hypnotize Tharja and anyone else that might be looking.
I am going to enjoy ''breaking'' you, woman.
>She curses herself for not giving in and skip the teasing, but with temptation and lust comes greater pleasure if bottled up, she would potentially give her imposter an advantage, but so would she have one.
>She reaches for the door and ''accidently'' drops the key, showing Tharja that her bottom half was not completely clothed. Before exiting the door, she gives Tharja one last look and insult
Prepare yourself, Harlot.
((I really really REALLY want to do this right now, for great justice and all. But SOmething came up. I promise to come back later this week when work/vidya don't occupy me ))
>>5428329
((Please telll me you run Orochi!Rhajat. Rhajat's base skill growth is the worst in the game ( Gunther doesn't count ), Clocking in at 20% as a Dvinier and 15% (!!) as a Witch/Dark Falcon.))
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>>5428477
Guess I'm not really helpin' that, am I?
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>>5428359
Oh, those aren't restricted to my tastes, although I do have quite a few on that list.
Though, I'll post my card if and when I do add her to my roster.
>>5428364
I'll see. So far the first session had slime, tentacles, eggs, urethra insertion, mild TF and reverse-cum inflation. But it's very likely not going to be limited to that.
I'm most likely to repost this poll later tonight for those who aren't on right now, then look at the final result for the direction I should be taking her.
>>5428373
Sure! I'd love to /d/ up the Flanny~
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>>5428365
Yeah, lively! The only lively one here, with all these bores around!
>>5428376
<Nekopara memes are always gucci>
>>5428433
You sound like you'd be a baker on the side. A master baker! Kyeehahahaha!
How about you stay locked up in a closet half your childhood, see what happens. What happens is me!
>>5428448
>tfw ywn be a smelly serial killer on the loose
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>>5428477
Blame the anon shitposting. They dug their own grave.
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>>5428477
Pick up female Avas then you whiny bitch.
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>>5428372
>He lets her rest and closes his eyes to focus on the sound of her ragged breathing. The feeling of power makes his fingertips tingle. He opens his eyes and meets her gaze, admiring the blue color for a short moment. His fingers take a firm hold of the hair on her head and pull her down to his cock.
Down your throat then.
>He lets go of her hair lets her suck by herself
Won't be long... nghah.... won't be long at all.
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>>5428475
But I don't want to shit myself...
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>>5428495
See that's why it's funny, Serial Killers being lively when we're the ones ending people!
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>>5428449
YOU'LL LIVE, UNFORTUNATELY.
>>5428475
SAME HERE.
>>5428495
THAT'S JUST..REALLY FUCKED UP. YOU'VE GOT A PHONE BOOK'S WORTH OF ISSUES. AND I DO DABBLE IN THE CULINARY ARTS SOMETIMES.
>>5428524
P-PLEASE DON'T, ANON.
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>>5428493
(I'd take any of my avas getting /d/'d up, seriously, could be mondo fun)
>>5428518
HE-HEY! I DIDN'T SHIT MYSELF! I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM! TH-THAT'S NOT SHITTING MYSELF!
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>>5428489
(Sakura. That comes with its own problems but I can't stick Orochi for some reason. Sakura's worth the arms scroll as far as I'm concerned)
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>>5428484
(And forgot a pic.)
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>>5428489
>Clocking in at 20% as a Dvinier and 15% (!!) as a Witch/Dark Falcon.))
((That's her base one, before growth of both the father and mother are calculated. Rhajats skill growth. Did I mention that she also has a 87,5% skill growht in magic as a Witch with Orochi as her mom? Yeah ))
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>>5428477
But anon-senpai, i can be every female pokemon you want
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>>5428535
Oh? Sorry Doomguy, I'll stop.
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>>5428546
Be a Mewtwo (Male)
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>>5428489
>Tharja simply stands as she watches the imposter exit the room.
We'll see who breaks who.
>The still-nude mage finds a spot in the crowded room to sit down and read her tome, to continue practicing hexes.
(I understand. It'll be worth the wait when it happens.)
>>5428524
Why do you feel the need to give your hand to every woman here?
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>>5428401
>Crawls up into his lap and sleeps with him.
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>>5428484
It's better than me. I passout most the time.
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>>5428535
You use to be cool, what happened?
>>5428524
Don't touch me you casual
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Anyone want to funpost with me?
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>>5428428
Hmm… Well, your mouth will do. Just enough to get it hard. Don’t want to waste any precious seed, now do we?
>He watched her body as she walked over to him. Her body was truly made for breeding. Those wide hips, large breast. Everything about her just screamed “breed me”.
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>>5428538
I know. I can still smell it. And you don't have to yell.
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>>5428542
>>5428542
(( Sakura is fine. If you are into the ''keep it legal'' shit. You want Sakura to marry Leo, the latter really, really REALLY appreciated Tomefaire access. ))
(( Also: Pro tip, if you are a Male Corrin. Make Sakura a Dark Falcon as soon Felicia has reached C Rank in Throwing Weapons and you have a Flame Shuriken. Trust me bruh. Flame Shuriken Felicia melts face. Badly ))
(( I REALLY GOT TO GO NOW SORRY ))
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>>5428401
>when a male ava posts a starter
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>>5428493
I'll be waiting until then.
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>>5428589
I-I...uweeeeee...I-It hurt you knooow! I-It hurt a loooot!
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>>5428584
Sure.
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>>5428530
Ah! I get it! Clever girl, kyeehahahaha!
>>5428535
I might be a little bit nutty, but have you seen yourself?
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>>5428557
TH-THANK YOU ANON.
>>5428582
I AM NOT COOL. I AM EXPLOSIVEEEE
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>>5428562
Anon-senpai, there already a male mewtwo here!, and is better than me
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>>5428603
>when an anon posts a shitpost
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>>5428636
But your picture says you did it
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>>5428567
>Whether by some sliver of wakeful consciousness or a paternal, unconscious reflex, he shifts about on the chair for comfort and one of his large hands comes to rest on the top of the anon's head, rustling their hair.
>>5428603
(Uh... my bad?)
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>>5428628
HA!
>>5428619
No ya ain't! After ya got laid you've been nothing but a stick in the mud!
>>5428618
I'm a dude
>>5428584
I don't think me and you share the same ideas of fun
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>>5428646
<Nigga I ain't finna read no tiny ass text on da thumbnail o mah image ain nobody got no time fo dat it ain't gucci bruh>
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>A starter
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>>5428618
I DON'T HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE, YOU LUNATIC. I KILL DEMONS. BIG DIFFERENCE.
>>5428659
D-DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME.
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>>5428524
(Waah, that was a little excessive! Sorry to make you worry, Mr. Pets. I've just been in some slight form of apathy as of late. And playing vidya I got over my absence, heheh. Just know I'm usually lurking, for what it's worth.)
>>5428573
(W-well, I do that too actually, haha...)
>>5428628
(Now, now... That's a secret! I'll give you one on the house. One of the Neo's. With the proper-ish prose. But my lips are sealed after that!)
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>>5428614
>gently hugs the trainer
It'll be okay. You want me to kiss it and make it feel better?
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>>5428617
Thank goodness, I'm so bored! Please save me.
>>5428659
Probably not, You don't look very fun, you're really scary.
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>>5428654
(Don't apologize to Shitposters Rein, just keep doing good work)
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>>5428427
(I don't mind, go ahead.)
Why thank you.
>>5428433
Oh that sounds terrible!
>>5428449
(It's fine~)
>>5428509
>She braces herself, feeling his manly grip tug on her hair.
Grrk~!
>She feels her throat fill, his cock blocking her the air once more but this didn't stop Peachy, she pulls back slightly in order to push forward, letting out a series of moans and slurps, bobbing her head back and forth. It see s the wrapped her lips passed to where she lift her lipstick mark on his cock and places another pink ring around his shaft.
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>Paul this desperate for any kind of attention
Here you go, have a mention.
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>>5428673
>When a male ava posts a starter
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>>5428673
>does the sexing
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>>5428447
>She was taken by surprise as she was picked up, but she seemed to not mind too much.
>>5428587
>She would give a light shake of her head in response to his question.
Of course we wouldn't want to waste any.
>One of her flowers would then raise up to his cock, only for a hand hidden underneath to wrap around it before bringing it up to her lips. She would give it a light kiss before beginning to lap and lick all over his pink cockhead.
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>>5428685
>saves you
Anything else?
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>>5428701
>I won't give this shitposter attention! I'll show him by giving him attention!
Kill yourself. You are the cancer killing these threads.
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>>5428685
Not thinking scary is fun...you people really
>>5428679
I'm saying a fact! Ya had sex and came off it none bro like! Instead of doing a victory lap and doing shots off her abs ya turned into a "You are the worst Red guy" person! Well know what DG, You are the worst!
>>5428700
(Wanna pick up, or are you good?)
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>>5428680
You're sign Neo. We already know.
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>>5428659
You are?
>Syo squints at Carnage, using the lens of Touko's glasses to get a better view of him.
Kyeehahaha! Are you sure you aren't an 'it'?
>>5428679
Innocent people? How do you know those boys aren't evil, dirty, awful men, and that the demons aren't just defending themselves from a psycho invader? It looks big, bad and red so you shoot it? Kyeehahahahaha!
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>>5428752
No? She is A Neo not Sign neo
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>>5428700
More than welcome!
>I take a seat and put the pink princess down on my lap, staring pretty thirsty at her bust under that big dress. Your great ass rests comfortably on my lap.
So....you wouldn't mind taking that heavy old thing off for me would you?
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>>5428711
Actually, kill me instead
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>>5428752
She is not THE sign Neo.
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>>5428707
>Eventually, he would have to pull away from her luscious ass to breathe, panting just a bit as he watches her right back.
...Hi?
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>>5428761
Nope, I'm all man!...and part alien...and cyborg...you get the point, and what's with ya tongue, ya remind me of my old man with that!
>>5428779
Okay I take it back we DO find the same things fun!
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>>5428722
You mad.
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>>5428700
YEAH...NOT REALLY FUN.
>>5428746
I'VE HATED ALIENS AND DEMONS SINCE THE BEGINNING. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY DISLIKE TOWARDS YOU IS NEW.
>>5428761
...HM. NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, SOMETIMES WHEN I KILL A LESSER DEMON, I NOTICE THAT HE DIDN'T TRY TO FIGHT ME. RUNS AWAY, EVEN. GUESS I'M A MONSTER IN THEIR EYES.
AH WELL. FUCK 'EM.
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>>5428683
I-...Don't think you want to kiss it, anon...I reaaallly don't think you do.
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>>5428659
Well you know what?!
>pets a second time
DEAL WITH IT!
>>5428680
(Well! So long as you're doing alright. Glad to know you're around and I have, indeed, been petting you! Feel free to say hi at some here or elsewhere if you ever find yourself in need of more pets! And at least now I know KIND OF who you are when you're hiding. Take care little Miko, and take this for the road!
>Cheek smooches)
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>>5428707
Mmmh~
>He hummed slightly in pleasure as she licked his cock head. His cock grew harder and harder as she continued her skillful licking. Once it had gotten quite hard, a grin appeared on his face as he grabbed her head and pushed her head down on his cock, forcing it into her mouth. He pushed it rather far before pushing her head of it, almost using her head like a toy.
You got a good mouth there. I hope that your other hole is just as good.
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>>5428700
>He's amazed, both by her persistence and how good she makes it feel. He uses his hips to push his cock even deeper, having long since forgotten any concerns about how much she can take. Her coughs and gags only spur him and he soon gives her the facefucking he'd warned her of.
Ha-aaah!
>His cum is shot down her throat as he holds her down on his cock. There's so much that he thinks she might choke on it. When his orgasm finally passes he lets go of her head.
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>>5428804
You want to commit suicide too?
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>>5428779
Okay.
>He readies his katana for a decapitating blow.
Two cuts, right? I'll wait until you're done.
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>>5428804
>Syo unfurled her long tongue like an overly fleshy, mute kazoo.
Tadaa!
>>5428821
See? It's relative, everyone's a monster to someone!
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>>5428878
Why commit suicide when there's much better things to do in life?
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>>5428764
>>5428791
You sure? I counted only three Neo and the last one is sign Neo. Unless she's THE ONE!!!!
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>>5428878
No, but I sure do love to kill folks!
>>5428821
God you are such a let down
>>5428889
I'm giving a 10 for performance
>>5428838
Can't deal...brain come up with an attack!
>Just yell at him
Alright! I'ma yell the hell out of him!
>....Cletus
What?
>You're shaking your ass at him
Same thing right?
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>>5428752
(Nope!)
>>5428838
(A-Awww, that's really sweet of you. Mmhm, I know who to call for! I -might- be here tonight, be that as miko or someone else, so you'll probably catch me again!)
>Kissu on the lips <3
>>5428840
(I-It was kind of a spur of the moment thing, honestly. Like I said, I might be here as someone else tonight, but I'm not telling~! And I've been mixing up styles just for that reason, anon. But I wish you the best of luck, regardless.)
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>>5428903
sign Neo is in the discord as blessed queen of diary, Reimu isnt in the discord and is another Neo though I'm not sure she threads
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>>5428939
The you are the one!
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>>5428889
I SUPPOSE. STILL GONNA KEEP KILLING DEMONS, THOUGH.
>>5428930
YOU'RE EVEN MORE OF A LET-DOWN.
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>>5428939
(Well, I'll certainly keep an eye out, we've yet to really do anything and I was always looking forward to it. Whenever you're in the mood to reveal everyone with a card or whatever I eagerly await your return!)
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>>5428939
Raymoo will be a slut tonight? What else is new?
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>>5428960
I'm still a better friend then you are!
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>>5428882
Hurry up, please.
>>5428896
What's better than peaceful nothingness?
>>5428930
How would you kill me?
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>>5428794
(Not really feeling face sitting related stuff right now.)
>>5428849
>She had started with some licking, but it would not take long before she started to suck on the tip of his cock. Slowly she would take more of that head into her mouth before that entire pink head popped into her mouth. Almost as soon as she did, she felt her head be pulled down to the base of his cock. Her throat was quite tight, probably even tighter then any hole he could fuck of a human. A few muffled sounds would escape from her lips in response, but she seemed to enjoy it as her tongue quickly started to lap over his shaft as she could.
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>>5428984
It's an honor.
>Helps you commit sudoku.
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>>5428993
(It's cool. Something you'd prefer, then?)
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>>5428984
>Yume ava
>Is a shitposter
Kill me
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>>5428968
You being a slut for Alice.
>>5428940
If we're going to think about this. There is me, Fronk as the one that usually talks to Carnage, the assassin Neo (Who could be the one that Reimu plaays), and Sign Neo.
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>>5428984
Disembowelment? Decapitation? I could start with the eyes? Try to pull ya heart out through ya face? Bite out ya throat? If any of these sound good press 1 now
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I want to play a milf to combat this wilkies meme scaring off mommydom play, but I dunno who.
Any suggestions?
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>>5428984
>unsheathes his katna and cuts u into pieces.
Nothing personnel, kid.
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>>5429015
That's how I feel any time the HG Hane posts here.
Or when we had that shitposting Sento.
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>>5429037
Neitomama
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>>5428947
(Sure, if that makes you feel good!)
>>5428962
(Aye aye, boss. You'll see me soon, I'm sure! Take care, anon.)
>>5428968
(*Whore
Distinct difference, you know!)
>>5429023
(Explain to me this "assassin Neo".)
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>>5428976
JESUS. IF I SAY YOU'RE MY FRIEND, WILL YOU CALM DOWN?
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>>5429037
We already have Hotaru for that OwO
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>>5429072
>>5428968
But will it make my papers sell?
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>>5429002
Thanks.
>Holds onto the sword plunged into her gut and drops to her knees. Dies.
>>5429015
Don't worry. When I finish the anime I might pick her up for real.
>>5429024
1
>>5429042
>Is turned into a fine mist that covers the anon
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>>5429063
Considering HG is boring as fuck, I don't blame them if they come now and then to fuck around.
Hell, we got fun characters like Setsuna and Doom Guy from there.
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>>5429037
Cynthia from pokemon or Lulu from FFX(pretty sure she is a milf, she looks like one).
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>>5429092
Speaking of people I haven't seen in awhile, where have YOU been, birdy? You're also the Liru player, right?
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>>5429092
This photo of her wearing my clothes while she thought I was asleep might
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>>5429037
>tfw Moxxi is the perfect milf
fuck
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>>5429078
It would be extremely painful
>>5429096
DAMNIT Others beat me to it! Well I just got blue balled
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>>5429037
Good idea, I approve and good luck.
How does Aki from Maken Ki sound?
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>>5429112
WOW, ANON. YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH. STOP IT, YOU.
>>5429124
I'LL DO IT JUST FOR YOU.
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>>5429132
Thanks big guy
>>5429104
Too late now!
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>>5429112
Hey, it's not boring.
But thank you.
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>>5429123
>Moxxi
>milf
oh wait yeah there is scooter and elly
hmm
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>>5429072
This one.
>Parsee
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>>5429167
Well then what is it?
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>>5429196
MILDLY ENTERTAINING.
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>>5428993
You like that? Well let’s have more of it then.
>He grabbed her by the hair with one hand. He pushed her head up and down his shaft, not moving his own hips in the slightest. All the while he had a wide grin on his face. He finally stopped, letting go of her head and letting his now hard, saliva covered cock free from her tight and wet mouth and throat.
Mhm~ you are really good at this~
>He grabbed her under the arms, turned her around and lifted her up. He positioned her just so that her pussy lips touched her tip.
Ready to get breed? Either way you’ll make a good cock sleeve~
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>>5429117
Yup! But about that, I've got other interests to take care of, I can't just run around sucking every dick I see!
>>5429121
>Takes a picture of the costume swapped Miko
Nice!
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>A young woman, the age of 20, walks into the the thread pushing a wooden stand around, before finding the perfect spot to set it down at. She was wearing a purple suit, which was tightly snug around her large chest, she was also wearing a purple skirt, which left her black panties exposed underneath, her hair was tied up in a ponytail, and she had a pair of black glasses on. On top of the stand was a box, which she opened and took out a banner, tying it around two poles which where connected to the stand. The banner read "Kisses: Free, Handjob: $15, Pazzuri: $20, Blowjob: $30, Stuck it in: 50, Come inside +10." She sat down behind the stand, lighting tapping her finger on its surface as she waited for someone.
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>>5429192
Edgelord Neo.
Neogelord.
DARK NEO.
...
What other names can we give her?
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>>5429196
It's fun when you want to train, instead of have sex. Want a hug?
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>>5429080
wew
>>5429107
I've played her before so she's a possibility.
>>5429066
I never watched it but isn't she just a titcow, not really milfy?
>>5429123
Eh if I played anyone from Borderlands it'd be Lilith
>>5429127
Aki is a good suggestion. Maken-Ki girls in general are just hentai manga girls without the h, so they're all good choices.
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>>5429112
Hg is not boring. Just different strobes for different folks.
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>>5429223
>Walks by and notices the sign, raises and an eyebrow and approaches the stand, his hand already inside his pocket reaching for his wallet.
Woah, are you for real?
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>>5429229
Hell no, go back
>>5429212
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
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>>5429225
She's actually pretty fun. But I call her assassin Neo since in her writing she tends to refer to Neo as a little assassin. She's not wrong though.
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>>5429092
(Silly reporter-chan. You're gonna be involved, too! Hopefully...)
>>5429104
(You shall never see me coming~ Ufufufu. N-not in that way, obviously! Alright, i should cut back on the chatter I feel. Until we cross paths again, pets!)
>Giggle
>>5429121
(Remove the hair tubes, and I rock it far better than you. Stupid thief.)
>>5429192
(Yup, that's me. Congrats!)
>>5429225
(Hmm... I'll give you credit for making the effort, but they don't have a good ring to it, you know?)
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>>5429233
>if I played anyone from Borderlands it'd be Lilith
gud taste my friend
would hunt that firehawk
would pick up Roland for an easy in
would give 0 fucks tbqh senpai
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>>5429233
Good luck with whoever you pick man. Would be an honor to erp sometime.
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>>5429264
Neganeo
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(By the way, do we have a Ruby Rose or Blake Belladonna ava here? I've started watching RWBY again, and it would be fun to play one of them.)
>>5429258
Why are you here so often when you barely have sex, anyway?
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>>5429298
He's from HG
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>>5429298
I've seen Blake around, so Ruby would be your best bet.
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>>5429264
Get fucked kiddo! Though I did have fun.
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>>5429298
Only the discord has a ruby, aside form that we have 4 neo's and a yang
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>>5429311
Actually he's from Legion, I think.
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>>5429258
...NOT QUITE. SEEMS KIND OF QUIET TO ME, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
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>>5429298
I bait and pick my prey, sometimes I strike gold, other times I strike out, point is I wait and see how it plays out
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>>5429216
>>5429010
(Got to head out for a bit in a hurry.)
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>>5429311
So am I, but I usually have sex when I come here.
>>5429317
>tfw one of my first interactions in HG was with Blake and Weiss avas, and they've been gone for months
>>5429317
>>5429332
>I may pick up Ruby. There's also some Pokemon girls I've been thinking of, but I'll keep those a secret.
>>5429352
So... you're picky?
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>>5429233
>Tfw Anon ignores your suggestions
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>tfw want to add some avas on Discord
>tfw too worried I'd be a bother
fug
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>>5429256
>The woman eyed down her first bit of prey- er... her first customer as he walked up to the stand. She gave a seductive smile to him, her breasts laying on top of the stand, her cleavage clearly visible.
Why of course it's real.... Do you have anything that you would like to try?
>She said, licking her lips as an attempt to ease him further.
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dommy mommy give me milky wilkies :333
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>>5429037
I'd play me, buuut...
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>>5429383
Go for it, see how receptive people are.
(Card and disco?)
>>
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>>5429332
>4 neo's
Make that 5.
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>>5429366
I'm vary picky! And I know you ain't talking about being here, didn't you hide her when HG was being mean to you?
>>5429342
And who's problem is that?
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>>5429395
You're super cute and I like you a lot!!
>t. secret admirer
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>>5429366
Well we dont actually have a blake so its all free and we JUST got a weiss the other night, as One I support your decision whole heartedly to take any of the wonderful ladies. I also wish we had a non shitpost Pyrhha
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>>5429413
I loved you in Bill and Ted
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>>5429264
>kissu
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Discord?
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>>5429296
[I like it. But you can do better, I feel.]
>>5429298
(Do Ruby. I wanna torture her with Neo so bad! S-sexually, that is. Blake is the worst RWBY, desu senpai.)
>>5429324
(W-waaah, meanie. Glad you did~)
>>5429413
(KEK)
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>>5429433
>Pyrhha.
How will you have sex with her? Put your dick in a jar of ash?
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I want a Metal Gear ava but Armstrong was already used for meta drama.
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>>5429223
>A very feminine boy was walking his usual route when he noticed something he'd never seen before. The stand stuck out like a sore thumb in its surroundings, so he decided to deviate from his normal routine and investigate. As S(he) got closer, he noticed a very attractive woman situated behind the stand and for the life of him couldn't take his eyes off of her. Determined to get a kiss, he swalled his anxieties,took a deep breath, exhaled and stepped forward.
E-excuse me, miss? What.. whatcha.. uhm doing?
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>>5429385
H-How about a free sample? I mean, a kiss...
>The man asks with a nervous smile, unsure if this is a good idea.
>Taking his wallet off, he places 60 bucks on the table.
If that's good then I'll have a full course.
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>>5429413
I want to be inside you Mr.Anderson
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>>5429415
NOT MINE. I JUST LIKE HANGING OUT HERE, STARTING FIGHTS, AND OCCASIONALLY CATCH SOME FUCK.
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>>5429460
It wasn't hard. Also, you think you'll be the only one to torture Ruby?
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>>5429467
Play raiden.
Or the boss.
Or Sniper wolf
Or Eva
Or naomi
>>
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Terrified of being wrong. Ultimatum prison cell.
Saturn ascends, choose one or ten. Hang on or be humbled again.
Humbled again.
CLUTCH IT LIKE A CORNERSTONE. OTHERWISE IT ALL COMES DOWN.
JUSTIFY DENIALS AND GRIP 'EM TO THE LONESOME END.
Saturn ascends, comes round again.
Saturn ascends, the one, the ten. Ignorant to the damage done.
Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen.
Wear the grudge like a crown. Desperate to control.
Unable to forgive. And sinking deeper.
Defining, confining, sinking deeper.
Controlling, defining, and we're sinking deeper.
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>>5429494
And here I was thinking ya didn't get me
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>>5429500
>>5429467
You're pretty good.
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>>5429415
I came here when people were making fun of me, but I'm better now.
>>5429433
>>5429462
>It may be worth noting that I'm only halfway through Season 2. I tried marathoning it a few months ago after I got back from RTX but I stopped when I realized the characters were really the only thing I liked about it. Like, at all. But I'll get up to date on it, if only to play a character well.
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>>5429519
OH, I GET YOU ALRIGHT. I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU.
SORT OF.
DON'T YELL AT ME AGAIN.
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>>5429410
That's no truuuue... I spend a loooot of time with the kids. They're too cute...
>>5429432
Ehehe.. That's nice, anonanonamous.
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Saturn comes back around to show you everything
Let's you choose what you will, will not see and then
Drags you down like a stone or lifts you up again
Spits you out like a child, light and innocent.
Saturn comes back around. Lifts you up like a child
Or drags you down like a stone to
Consume you till you choose to let this go.
Choose to let this go.
Give away the stone. Let the oceans take and
Transmutate this cold and fated anchor.
Give away the stone. Let the waters kiss and
Transmutate these leaden grudges into gold.
Let go.
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>>5429456
Yes.
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Don't give it (you)s.
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>>5429556
What happened now Pauline
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>>5429544
Do what works for you setsu/tharja. It's just fun to play with you!
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All around me are familar faces, worn out places,
worn out faces.
Bright and early for the daily races, going nowhere, going nowhere.
Their tears are filling up their glasses, no expression, no expression.
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow, no tomorrow, no tomorrow.
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take.
When people run in circles it's a very very:
Mad world.
There, am I LD now?
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>>5429572
Stop giving cancer attention
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>>5429586
Gotta hate someone on the internet too, Bolin
Got anyone you want to dox for silly reasons?
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>>5429546
>AGGRESSIVE SUCC
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>>5429544
Oh so when peeps ain't making fun of ya it's okay to judge the red guy? Okay fine I get it, I'm not tendril rape'n enough, good to see ya only care about what I can do and not who I am!
>>5429546
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
See how counteractive that is?
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>>5429572
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>>5429573
>Thanks, it is fun to play here.
>>5429614
I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that!
If it makes you feel any better, you can tendril rape me.
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>>5429468
>She watched the girly boy walk up to her booth, laying back in her chair, she told him what she was doing.
Well, what does it look like? I need some extra cash, and what better way to do it than to take advantage of the body I was given?
>She cooed, playing her hands on the sides of her waist, slowly sliding them up her body before placing them back on the stand.
>>5429474
No problem sweetie...
>She stood up from her chair before climbing on top of the stand, fixing her dark blue hair. She then wrapped her arms around him, pulling him down as she adjusted herself for the kiss.
When you're ready...
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>>5429639
>The man nods and wrapping his arms around her, he leans in and plants a long, hungry kiss on the girl.
Hmmm...
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>>5429622
what?
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>>5429610
S T O P
>>5429614
I..SUPPOSE.
>>5429638
GOOD GOD SETSUNA. I KNEW YOU WERE LEWD, BUT THIS IS A BIT MUCH.
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>>5429622
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR (YOU)'S
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>>5429638
I JUST said I'm picky! Ya ain't my type! But fine I'll leave so you can get more sex time
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>>5429667
What? He seems sad, I thought it would make him feel better.
>>5429674
You don't have to go! I'm sorry!
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>>5429622
>when mecha wrote a post about Isaac stomping LD's head in
I love the robutt for things like that
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>>5429449
>kissu back~
>>5429495
(I didn't call dibs on her! I can't stop you, now can I?)
>>5429544
(Volume 3 is actually somewhat competent, so maybe you'll enjoy mor aspects of it. Really, it's not too important to watch it, although I would personally say finish 2, at least. Wishing you the best of luck, because I have a fondness for her. Inb4 "ash lover".)
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>>5429603
Nah, I'm good. I'm not fond of Yin and Izaya, but not enough to want them doxxed.
>>5429691
STOMP THE (whatever it was)
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>>5429223
>>5429639
>I walk by the booth, stopping immediately at the sight of this gorgeous, voluptuous woman.
>I read the sign to see what she offers, nervous. I go up to her booth hoping to make a more, unique request.
P...pardon Miss. I just wanted to ask, you're quite beautiful and busty. And if you're offering yourself here, how much to let me.....drink from your bosom?
>I get a bit shakey knowing this isn't on her spread. Hoping she hears me out while I can't help but eye up that great rack.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dGlOAYRKIl
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>>5429692
I know. I'm only joking. Besides we can tag team them. I still wonder what happen to the person that played the twins and Junior.
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Hey guys I'm back--
>What? Hatsune Miku is evolving!
>The idol was stopped in her tracks as pink energy swirled around and enveloped her. She struggled to escape what the fates had in store for her but it was too late. First her clothes took a visual change, from her turquoise and black idol costume to a pink and violet one that clung to her svelte frame and nipples tightly, exposing her midsection at the same time. Her cheeks burned intently at the sight when she looked down at herself. It was one thing to wear these sorts of things willingly, but it felt like it was forced upon her! And it wasn't done yet -- her poor twin tails receded into pigtails as two batlike wings formed from her back, the feeling of which sent a tingle of pleasure of down her spine somehow. She was starting to wonder if this was a fever dream until her backside jutted out, a spaded tail sprouting from just beneath her far-too-tiny skirt, causing a frantic moan. It was like she was a different person now...
>And this is how Heart Hunter modules are really born, little Jimmy!
W-What was that just now...?
>She held her head and swayed dizzily for a bit as she tried to mentally process what happened. Whether it was through whimsy, perhaps the illicit atmosphere she allowed herself to drink in for so long, Miku had changed...
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>>5429709
>Disliking based Izzy
I know he can be an ass sometimes but is it really enough to hate him?
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>>5429673
>>5429691
Dead Space 1 and 2 literally some of my favorite games, and Isaac is a top tier husband.
Fuck DS3 and fuck EA, though.
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>>5429692
>I'll try my best. I think it was when they introduces a corgi named Zwei that I thought "You know what? Fuck it. It's not worth it."
>It reminded me a lot of Rosario Vampire, another show that I gave up on despite liking the characters.
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>>5429751
He wrote a really mean message on the internet to me and told me to kill myself :^(((
I don't even hate him senpai he's just rood
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>>5428746
(We can pick up!)
>>5428770
>She blinks as she finds herself in his lap, her shapely bottom pressed against his lap. Peache sighs as he eyes her, slowly removing her dress in order to expose her large breasts.
Such a big baby...Here you go.
>>5428821
Well you can handle it just fine.
>>5428851
>She tries her best to keep to him pleased with her sexual knowledge. Her mind was aching from the advances, feeling his thick cock in her throat made the princess nice and wet between her legs, with one final thrust from his roughness with Peach, he eyes widen as she feels his thick dick twitch in her throat, spurting out large ropes of cum. Peachy starts to choke from the flood but tries her best to not spill a drop as she slowly slides her lips off his manly length.
...
>Her lips were stained with his juices, his seed dripping nicely from those soft cushions that were pressed up against his length. With a loud gulp, the princess swallows his large amount of semen that filled her mouth.
Haaa...
>She opens her mouth, showing him that nothing remains. Good thing he didn't cum on her face!
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>>5429749
>Still not sadistic music factory miku.
I can't live anymore.
>>5429757
Ok, I love DS 2 more than DS 1. DS 2 got me more scared than the first one. I mean, the fucking children.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TVcjDmypDf
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What are we listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
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>>5429788
He did that to me aswell but he's okay in the bottom.
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>>5429688
>Angry Carnage sound
>>5429749
...The hell happened to you?
>>5429792
>Five Moonshine jugs later
And that's why I enjoy what I do
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>>5429813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR-iFGBRc5A
>>5429794
I prefer 2 as well. The school area was fucked, but nothing can top the return to the Ishimura.
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>>5429662
>She accepts the kiss, her sweet tasting lips touching his. She was nearly tempted to begin tonguing him, but kept her composure and decided against it. She didn't want to give him too much for free after all. She slowly pushed away from him, leaving a trail of their saliva before it broke. She smiled, adjusting her glasses before speaking back to the man.
So... Was that good~?
>>5429731
>She stared down the man for a good minute. She didn't think of someone wanting to drink form her breasts like a new born baby. But she realized she could take advantage of this.
Well... I could let you do it for say.... 35 dollers.
>She smirked, hoping the "sucker" wouldn't notice her trying to cheat him into giving her more than she really should have asked for.
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>>5429749
>Anon stares - did he really just see the idol Hatsune Miku transform into a succubus before his very eyes?
>She was moaning... what if she's hurt?
>He puts a hand on her shoulder
A-Are you alright?
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>>5429813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_18WhUddY
>Just listened to this album for the first time a few days ago, I really regret sleeping on it for so long. I'm in love with this album now.
>>5429830
>Sad Setsuna sound
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>>5429749
>The stage hand working backstage frantically dashes to and fro, trying to get the preformers coffee and make sure their outfits were just right. He wipes the sweat from his forehead and goes to check on the star of the show, his outfit being a normal totally black t-shirt and some easy going jeans, his hand running through his dusty blond hair as he knocks on Miku's stage door.
"Miku! You in here! You've got about an hour before the show but do you need anyth-"
>He steps inside as he speaks and his jaw nearly hits the floor, looking at the idol he secretly fantasized about after work wearing an outfit that wouldn't look out of place on a succubus, getting a flash of her panties each time she shifted or moved, her body looking a bit more full than he remembered, especially her breasts. He rushes over to her and grabs her hand, looking into her eyes with his green pools as he frantically checks her over.
M-Miku are you okay? I don't think that's the outfit you're supposed to be wearing tonight...
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>>5429813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a3_FNTyz8M
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>>5429813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpmpt4wYok
>>5429817
he won't let me plug his boipussy :^(((
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>>5429800
Do you have the Kamina or Ocelot version of this?
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>>5429792
YEAH...THANKS. KEEP DOING...WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU'RE DOING.
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>>5429792
Wow, they look like quite the mouthful.
> I just stare at the plump bosom for a while, admiring the size and shape. Eventually, I muster the courage to lean in, I close my eyes and put my mouth dead on the closest boob.
Mmm, they taste great already! Can't wait to taste what comes out!
>I goad as I begin to gently suckle on your breast.
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>>5429873
nah, squid girl made those ones.
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>>5429813
https://youtu.be/IQQlyJjBvcE
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>>5429840
The return of the regenerating monster. Literally that made me constantly scream cause everything was being buffed by the marker and I was playing on the hardest difficulty so yea.
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>>5429744
(I wasn't around that far back! Sounds like a plan.)
>>5429757
(My niqqa. I'm really more of a DS1 kinda miko, myself. I really love the action in DS2, though. That regenerating necromorph... Eugh, I get shivers thinking about it, both of them.)
>>5429772
(Kek. Yeah, that was pretty stupid. And hey, I guiltily watched Rosario to its conclusion, and finished the manga. I recommend the manga, harembait and all.)
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>>5429749
>There's a gentle poke to the small idol's midsection following the sudden transformation, the pink haired older woman clearing her throat softly. They'd been rehearsing a duet for a time and that certainly stopped progress dead in its tracks.
Um... are you okay?
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>>5429749
Is that you Miku? Oh God I didn't notice it was you for a moment! I mean you look so different with your hair short and.. That's a realistic costume! Those wings even move just like the real thing!
>He babbles on and on. His nose twitches for a moment. A heavy scent of pheromones seems to be coming from her, and it briefly makes his head spin the first time he breathes it in
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>>5429813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhjSzjoU7OQ
('s a good song, incredibly catchy)
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>>5429847
>"only $35?! Ha what a steal!"
>without a second thought I shamble to pull out my wallet. Pull a handful of bills that amount to $35 and place them in your deposit.
All good my lady! Show me the goods!
>I get a bit excited, leaning into the booth with my gaze fixed on my new purchase. I begin to lick my lips at the thought.
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>>5429873
someone just posted kamina one in hg my dude
t. Bolin
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>>5429902
The Gore Raptors will always be my favorite addition in 2.
>>5429912
It's definitely an Alien vs. Aliens kind of thing in terms of atmosphere and scope. Both are great for their own reasons.
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>>5429813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYto1Vhkixg
>>5429912
Excellent.
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>>5429912
>I've heard the manga blows the anime out of the water. I may have to try that sometime.
>Shit, now I kinda want to play Kurumu.
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>>5429856
....Wait was all of this a set up to get tendril raped?
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>>5429757
DS3 wasn't entirely bad, honestly. First few chapters were great, 3's rendition of the regenerator was a fucking rush. on top of that the story was excellent.
the endgame was pretty bad though, and it could do without the random action parts
2 is and always will be the better game though.
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>>5429971
It does. Completely different tone and feel.
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>>5429985
Not ERP
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>>5429976
If I say yes, will you tendril rape me?
>>5429996
>Well, now it's on my to-read/watch list.
>That list is a couple miles long BTW.
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>>5429971
Do it! Kurumu was my waifu before I even knew what a waifu was
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>>5429944
... do you know if Nii is around? I miss her.
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>>5429951
To bad that DS turned into a action shooter now with basically no horror.
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>>5429917
(WHOOOOOOOO?!)
>>5429951
(I'll drink to that, mate. I actually haven't even touched DS3. Have I spared myself some unneeded horror?)
>>5429971
(Oh yeah, definitely. Tsukune gets some serious development throughout it all, it's actually kinda amazing. Sorta reminds me of Negima, how it shifts genres as it goes on.)
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>>5430024
Nii...Nii, uhh...Bubbly? Wears black? says Nii a lot? I think I might've seen her around...
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>>5430016
Either tell me the truth or I walk
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>>5429794
//How much fanart does it have, really? I mean I could pad it out with normal Miku images I guess!
>>5429830
Shit happens. I was also once a cat, which is fine too.
>>5429848
>Miku rubbed her head and composed herself as the anon approached her. With a coy smile and a glint in her eye she nodded.
I'm doing...great actually.
>And she wasn't wrong. All these new thoughts bowling through her head for dominance, all the new sensations she smelled and saw were so...wonderful. It was enough to make her wings flutter!
>>5429864
>She didn't really like this stagehand's tone! Jerking her hand free, she placed it on her hip and puffed her cheek out
Who cares what outfit I -should- be wearing, I think I like this one more!
>With a quick flit of her newly formed wings she pushed up against him while flicking her tail around and wearing a bratty expression
And you'd probably feel better if you wore less too, jerk stagehand!
>>5429917
Ah~ Big sis shouldn't see me in such a state~
>She moaned out her words while holding onto her smaller frame. This was certainly a far deal different from however Miku was before, even her personality had warped!
>>5429938
I dunno what you're talking about, Miku-Miku is the real deal tonight~
>She hovered close to him and tugged at his shirt collar with a cloying smile, the intoxicating scent overtaking his senses
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>>5429947
>She didn't expect him to be to adamant about the price, but whatever, money is money. She took the wadd of cash and placed it in the box.
Thank you for your purchase~
>She then began unbuttoning her top, pulling it over her head and putting it in the box as well. She then reached to the back of her bra, opening the stap as it dropped to the table. Her DD-cup breasts now free from their captivity. She motioned the man to come behind the booth for some better room.
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>>5430071
>cliff jumping like top left, top and bottom right
Yeah enjoy your fucking whiplash you retarded normalfag cunts.
Keep your damn arms by your sides and your body perpendicular to the water
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>>5430019
>Time to get my succ-ubus on. After I eat dinner I'll get to work on a folder.
>>5430067
>From what I heard, it turned from a generic harem mange with a monster twist into a monster-of-the-week action manga with a harem twist. That sound about right?
>For the record, I'm damn-near /a/ illiterate.
>>5430075
It wasn't my plan. I just wanted to talk to you.
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>>5430055
Chapter 14 says hello
Or maybe it was 12.. I can't remember
Whichever one was the one where you had to collect the pieces of rosetta in the tight ass fucking hallways
FUCK that chapter
honorable mention to the chapter where you go INSIDE the hive mind as it defrosts and comes back to life, I forget which number that was but that shit was fucking terrifying
https://youtu.be/lIS9kBtUaKI
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>>5430084
So can ya fly?
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>>5430067
>We have a Rin.
Sign me up and do not touch DS3.
>>5430084
There is not a lot of good art of her but the costume is not what makes that miiku greats. It's the personality that she's always hungry for music and kidnap musicians to produce music for her, until they die, so she can live. And if you escape that is impossible cause you are an eternal prisoner.
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>>5430132
I love it when people try to say this to me. Just say depends how high. They always get mad
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>>5430084
>Half an eye on the transformed idol's fluttering wings, Anon looks her up and down, the whiplike tail, the exposed midriff, the handlebar pigtails-
>He gulps. Did he really just think that?
>Oh god, now he can't get the thought of her going down on him out of his head.
>He flushes crimson and stammers a jittery reply;
Great? Y-yeah, you look pretty great!
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>>5430067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-TBGJ0yo30
>>5430084
I've seen you in worse states... that show you drank all that sake at the end, remember?
>The taller idol fell into a crouch before the bashful idol who did her best to hide herself. She was far more plainly clothed, wearing a long skirt and beige sweater - the air conditioned room was sure to chill the girl being in such risque clothing out of nowhere.
Did you make some sort of weird deal with one of your weirder fans...
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>>5429813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXVNKtmWnc
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>When you're the only one ever who actually liked DS3
GODFUCKINGDAMNITRAZORBLADESANDPISSANDCUMINTHEHOLEOFMYASS
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>>5430084
>hugs before leaving
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>>5430089
Hah~
>I just gasp a bit at how quickly you're willing to throw it all off for me. I gawk and lick my lips as you slowly teasingly free from their cloth prison and free.
Y....yes miss!
>I hop over the booth, only to decide it's a better idea to just sit atop it.
Are you ready! I was thinking I could just lie down here and you....you know
>I lie with my back flat on the booth, anxiously awaiting your command.
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>>5430122
A part of the whole isn't the whole. Is it but a part of it. They're saying most of the game is focused on action and not horror.
I have no room to speak, I never played DeadSpace.
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>>5430084
>He takes in a sharp breath, which only clouds his head more with the scent. He's so out of it that he doesn't notice that the idol hovered over to him, carried by her very real wings
I didn't mean.. I know you're the real thing but..
>He clutches his head. It's definitely her, but there's something very wrong.
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>>5429985
Game went to fucking shit after you stopped exploring space debris and got on the planet. I dropped it once you get to the first poorly designed boss fight.
>>5430055
Indeed.
>>5430067
Never touch it. Maybe watch an LP if you really care about where the lore went, I guess.
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New thread coming up.
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>>5430102
....WHHHHYYY
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>>5430069
Yeah, that's the one. I don't suppose if you see her around again you might send her my way?
>The anon chews on his lip anxiously
... i'd appreciate it.
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