HG Thread Tank Edition
>>5422887
You would have been spared from being obscenely late.
This thread sucks, but it will do. We continue
>>5422832 (Bracket-Kun)
Was getting your dick cut off part of your plan?
>tfw you wake up feeling glorious
>>5422920
>>5422851
I'm pretty sure I never say that...
>>5422897
>made a new thread
>now it's completely moot
fml
>>5422887
I'm sorry if that upsets you....
>>5422864
That doesn't seem like a good idea, I'll be blunt.
>>5422905
Sometimes, certainly. Other times, you just overcomplicate something that doesn't need to be complex at all.
>>5422926
Yamete kudasai!
>>5422920
Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence. Whatever.
>>5422931
>tickles foot with feather
>>5422914
>>5422913
>>5422920
>tosses your unmentionables to a nearby dog
This is how you want to act as my district partner? Get the hell out of here! If I see you anywhere near me again, I'll chop off your head next!
>>5422934
It's an unspoken law. Mokou is merely a distraction. You clever devil, you ~.
>>5422926
What's the occasion? Did you and Yosugay spitroast the fire gym leader yet?
>>5422967
s-stop it!
I SAID STOP IT IT TICKLES
>>5422955
Schoolwork isn't important right now. I'm not at school.
>>5422970
I'm not hiding anything though.
>>5422977
No, I'm not a fan of the whole lactation thing.
It's actually kind of a turn off.
>>5422905
If not then they will a beautiful comfort food. But now I need to eat lunch
>>5422977
You can't escape me!
>>5422977
I fully respect Mokou and I never did something prohibited with another woman.
>>5422955
I'm glad that never happens to me.
>>5422993
>She keeps eating.
It's really good.
>>5422990
...Lacta - You knwo what? Nevermind. I am not ready to die yet,
>>5422998
>''with another woman''
Duly noted.
>>5423011
A penny on the ground, you say?
>>5423011
Having a good time doesn't mean having sexual intercourse
>>5423011
Yeah, apparently her boobs lactate even though she's not knocked up.
Really makes you wonder.
>>5422984
Fine, I'll be more direct: what is it you see, Tarou? Ghosts? Visions of your tormented past? Horrors of a yet-to-be-realized future?
>>5423011
Okay, where are the damn bandages...
>>5423029
Tell that to Mokou.
>>5423039
None of that.
The Feast. Have fun gorging yourself, fatsos. Maybe I should send you all to fat camp soon.
>Are you people okay with my comments?
>>5423029
>>5423039
Does this count as having a good time?
>>5423034
Typefucker magic that transcends dimensions?
>>5423046
I will and she'll fully support me
>>5423060
je commentaar is bagger :^)
>>5423060
Killing a bunch of hobbos is having a good time indeed
>>5422984
Shouldn't you be, however?
>>5423009
You live a very carefree life, don't you?
>>5423029
He's right.
>>5423060
I don't know, but I'd rather not squeeze a titty and have a quart of warm ass titty milk shoot me in the face.
>>5423056
Then what is it? I'd rather not have to search your mind. I'd much rather you came clean and told me yourself.
>>5423078
>>5423060
Bit of a shame we had to kill the girl. She's not a bad philosopher.
>>5423090
It's the weekend.
>>5423100
I already said it's nothing.
>>5423108
You don't have them all week long in your land?
>>5423100
READING IS FOR NERDS
>SHOVES INTO LOCKER
>>5423071
Eindig uw leven, meneernee.
>>5423078
>>5423100
>Thinking Ocelot has a conscience.
Oh Raven, my sweet child of summer. YOu have a lot of things to learn, because Winter is co -
Wait, wrong show.
>>5423130
nee, u.
>>5423090
I care about things.
...I need to go now. Bye, Silas.
>>5423155
But in a very...relaxed manner.
So suddenly? Don't let me keep you then. Have a good day, Setsuna.
Classy Raven claims a kill when her former partner in crime runs away.
>>5423108
And I'm not convinced it's nothing. Normally, I'd have dropped the subject a while ago, but there's something about it that seems too interesting to pass up. Now, what the heck is it you're seeing that you didn't see before you got knocked in the head?
>>5423129
>blasts the locker door open
Something tells me you're about to get a lengthy stay in detention.
>>5423130
I know he doesn't have a conscience. I only said that it's a bit of a shame somebody who knows how to think had to die.
>>5423169
Huh...in the absence of a cowardly cat, you will do, Regulus.
>>5423169
I'd be a bit concerned when a box starts screaming, myself.
>>5423169
>>5423182
I'm not a coward, I just had an urge to pee
>>5423126
Nope.
>>5423182
Can't we talk about something else? At this point it's just taxing to keep telling you the same thing over and over again.
Ocelot doesn't want to dirty his hands by killing his rival. He uses a vast sum of gold to have a hired sword do the deed.
>>5423182
People sometimes fear knowledge more than a weapon.
>>5423198
Good job assassino
>>5423195
That sounds like a waste to me.... If nothing else, wouldn't you want to get it done and over with quicker?
But then again, it's not my place to judge, is it?
Peri likes Rinoa a lot now. Shed blood after someone cuts, stabs and sliced blood is a waste if you can't feel it ~! Teeheee!
>>5423212
You had twelve shots remaining. What happened?
>>5422914
Anything past the line of tardiness doesn't matter. It's like saying people can partially die.
>>5423194
Yeah, but what if Regulus had put a knife in your back as you ran? You couldn't have held it for another minute?
>>5423195
I'm sure it's taxing to tell me the same thing over and over again. It'll be less taxing to tell me the truth.
>>5423198
Sometimes? I think you've underestimated the frequency with which people fear knowledge, but your point still stands.
>>5423234
>>5423241
>>5423243
I'll see you guys later. Something came up.
It sure is hard to hunt a cardboard box.
Winner next slide.
>>5423243
I agree completely. How often was someone killed for knowing something he or she wasn't supposed to?
So, who's hosting next?
>>5423235
She wanted a bath, I said yes...
>>5423243
But it didn't happen
>>5423266
Certainly, then. Farewell, sir.
>>5423275
I don't believe there's a queue.
The winner
>>5423275
You are. Or nobody. I'm eating after this.
>>5423275
No one
Placements
Thanks for having me, thanks for dieing like idiots for my amusement.
>>5423291
SWEET
Oh right, wincard.
>>5423298
Thanks for hosting
>>5423294
>>5423291
>>5423285
Alright, I just wanted to check.
>>5423298
She earned it well. Congratulations, madame! And thank you for the effort of hosting.
>>5423298
Thanks for hosting
>>5423315
>>5423299
Congratulations
>people unironically think Hoshi will host
>>5423266
Very well. The interrogation will continue then.
>>5423299
Try not to be quite so happy, at least while I'm within earshot.
>>5423298
Oh goody, another wasted effort. I'd almost forgotten what that felt like.
>>5423353
>>5423328
>high-fives
>>5423371
>Raises hand for a high-five!
>>5423389
>returns high five and raises AK
So how is day?
>>5423389
Well, that was an...interesting gesture.
>>5423389
Yeah, I'm gonna have to leave you hanging for now. I don't mind burying the hatchet, but when you bury it in my back, I tend to take offense.
>>5423428
>Deflates into a reluctant pat on the backstab
>>5423411
Day is well. Started it off right with leftover pizza from last night.
>>5423415
Up high!
>Raises her hand up higher
>>5423474
Same here. Good friends were
>>5423298
thanks for hosting
>>5423474
>With a bit of visible confusion he holds is hand up as well.
>>5423474
Don't worry. I'm sure one day I'll put your stopping me from a rare victory behind me. I usually do.
dead as fuck
>>5423514
Yeah!
>She slaps his hand with hers and quickly lowers her palm down to waist level between them
Now down low!
>>5423524
Better luck next time. Bring a good luck dog, they help immensely.
>>5423487
What are you going to get up to today?
>>5423637
I don't know. Maybe participate in game
>>5423623
Not for long, I've got a trick up my sleeve
>>5423298
kys bolin
>>5423623
.....Yeah
>>5423637
I'm really not understanding what you're doing with this.
>He moves his hands down after hers'.
>>5423675
>What makes you think that was him?
It's sad to see you guys dead like this
>>5423654
Sweet. Me too
>>5423705
You don't have to understand. You just have to /feel/
Also, too slow.
>She pulls her hand away and slips it into her pocket, spinning around on her feet and skipping away
>>5423667
You don't have sleeves
>>5423637
I've encountered quite a few cats around here, actually. If I did anything, I might go that route.
>>5423752
Wh-what was the meaning of any of that??
>>5423760
shut up
>>5423705
memes, dumbo.
Captcha: 147
>>5423781
>>5423771
>I have no idea what's going on so I'm just going to shut up.
>>5423815
>kissu
First 15.
For reasons.
>>5423840
DOOMGUY
>>5423831
Please refrain from doing that, sir or ma'am.
>>5423840
Silas
I'll trust you'll show us that reason soon enough.
>>5423815
i'm shitposting, my dudeman.
epic, right?
>>5423840
Bolin (filler)
>>5423840
Police-kun
>>5423840
Umaru
>>5423840
Courfeyrac
>>5423840
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5423840
Regulus Corneas
>>5423840
Reigen Arataka
>>5423840
Maria and Harusame
>>5423840
Iceberg-chan
>>5423840
Cirno
>>5423840
Megaman
>>5423840
Lambda-11
>>5423840
Fumi Kanno
>>5423889
>Ice Barriers
>In this day and age
>>5423877
come ow cunt
>>5423902
>>5423840
Agnes Oblige
>>5423914
You have no idea what power lays in that stack of carton cards
>>5423917
I-I'm not at home right now. G-gomen.
>>5423926
>Implying Cirno would play anything other than Ice Barriers
>Or that they have anything worth anything other than their Synchros
Thanks for the entries, they'll be put to good use.
>>5423920
You're doing it wrong, Izaya.
>>5423840
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5423956
NICE GAME
>>5423967
(Hello)
>>5423956
I've good faith that it will.
>>5423967
You thought it was Izaya, but it was me, Bolin!
>>5423994
>waifu
>/b/
No.
>>5423951
>I can't even into archtypes shut up
>>5423994
Oh, dear.
Tanks you say?
>>5423993
>Ayy looking good Ruka, what's up?
>>5423997
...This wasn't worth the effort of waking up today.
>>5424039
>I know. Sorry. Just felt like fucking around a little.
How are you all this afternoon?
>>5424097
>maybe one day
>>5424110
MARVELOUS, OFFICER DULLAHAN.
>>5424110
I'm well headless, person, thing...
>>5424111
>
>>5424110
Well, I'm doing just fine, but you're looking a bit blue, to ignore the other obvious issue.
>>5424110
Why do you have wrinkles? How old are you?
>>5424110
Pretty alright, whoever you are. You?
>>5424110
Dullahan? I don't have one of those yet, not like I want this one anyway.
>>5424080
(Oh nothing much. Just trying out limits next door and its been quite funny so far.)
>>5424121
That's good. Did you take care of that sinful stuff next door yet or should I investigate on my own?
>>5424123
Dullahan. I'm a dullahan.
>>5424137
What's the problem? I'll solve it!
>>5424139
It's rude to ask a woman her age!
>>5424143
I'm fine. My name is Bernadette.
>>5424146
What's that supposed to mean?
>>5424167
Uh, hello dullahan.
>>5424167
............YES........
>>5424167
Most people don't exactly have a detachable head! Are you sure you're alright?
>>5424167
Nice to meetcha, Bernadette. I'm Junpei Iori
>>5424153
>By next door you mean ERP? I see, I was waiting for a game but is being hosted on /b/ so now I'm here saving your maido picture. You wanna make me recruit you huh?
>>5424167
Hm? Ah nothing, you're the third of your kind around here.
>>5424167
...Hello.
>>5424183
Hi soldier guy.
>>5424188
Good. I can rest peacefully knowing justice has prevailed.
>>5424189
I'm a dullahan. This is normal for me.
>>5424202
It's nice to meet you.
>>5424214
Third!? I was only told about another one! Is the third one also a criminal?!
>>5424221
Hey.
>>5423994
What a tumor.
>>5424246
NOD unit. I'm a NOD unit.
>>5424214
(Yeah exactly. And by recruit you mean you want me as your maid?)
Guys I need more dicks!
>LF
>>5424246
A dulla-what?
Guys I found Hoshi
>>5424289
WATCH YOUR MOUTH, THIS IS A PG-13 THREAD!
>>5424221
YOUR HELMET IS BADASS. WE SHOULD TRADE SOMETIME.
>>5424246
YEAH, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GOING THERE ANYMORE. EVER.
>>5424246
Don't cause any trouble.
>>5424246
So you're relatively new to the arena, right? It's always nice to see new faces
>>5424300
AHHHHHHHHHH!
>nod unit
>>5424307
Oh...not now?
>>5424270
Well hi Nod Unit.
>>5424296
Dullahan. I can take off my head whenever I want.
>>5424307
That's a relief.
>>5424319
Trouble!? I'm a police officer! I stop trouble!
>>5424322
I think I'm used to being here now.
>>5424326
>Vomits.
>>5424315
>This isn't fair, I don't have any of my Ariels animated.
Hi
>>5424346
>there might be some out there
>maybe
>>5424278
>Maybe, so don't tempt me or I might try.
>>5424246
Committing crimes here is the established norm, so, yea you're correct on that.
NEW GAME WHEN
>>5424355
Hello.
>>5424344
It's a pleasure to meet a fellow officer, I'm...err a Kerberos Panzer Cop - an armored cop.
>>5424332
SURE, WHY NOT?
>>5424363
12 YEARS
>>5424344
Good to hear. It takes some people a lot longer to come to terms with being here
>>5424355
omg I'm so le mad at me you LE FUCK OFF le cancer
):<
Hey, what's going on guys?
>>5424355
Hey.
>>5424360
>I have literally searched her entire pixiv tag for both her normal form and for her upgraded one.
>728 total images, and not a one animated.
>>5424355
good job, you gave a game to a rule 13 violating thread that only still lives because one of them is a mod
>>5424386
Hello, clown.
>>5424361
(I'll try not to though the thought would be exciting right? Anyway i'm going back to lewdland now.)
>>5424361
What!?! How many people do I need to arrest!?
>>5424375
I'm Officer Bernadette Dullahan, a dullahan cop!
>>5424381
I don't understand why.
>brb
>>5424344
That doesn't sound healthy at all.
>>5424376
Maybe some other time; it takes too long removing this damn helmet.
>>5424392
>I'll give you something if I can find
>>5424404
(Enjoy your time with Haruka. Let's have an IC interaction next time.)
>>5424402
Hello Killzone.
Airi is best redhead desu
>>5424438
literally who
>>5424409
Hmmm.
>loos everywhere
Everyone? That is, your laws sort of don't apply here, so follow my advice and don't waste your time, and more importantly MY time.
>>5424417
>I wouldn't worry about it. I don't use her often anyways.
>>5424457
this
fairies a shit
>>5424465
I found this though
That is 208 cards
>>5424409
Some people like myself are trapped here. Plus it takes a while for some to wrap their head around what this place is, how it works, that kind of thing
>>5424300
>still getting more pussy than you
>>5424496
>pussy
That's a man, son.
>>5424409
Seen any suspicious figures, like a serial killing old guy or a voracious drinker by the name of 'Soviet'?
>>5424491
>What the fuck.
>Is this guy like the Rika obsessor but with Ariel?
>Where'd you find this anyways?
>>5424516
>I found it om the internet
>apperently the picture comes from 2chan
>>5424505
Point still stands :^)
Sup
>>5424516
>Rika obsessor
>Implying you wouldn't want Tank-Chan to be real
>>5424531
>I found it om the internet
really??!!! holy shed
evens sleep
odds sleep
dubs claim waifu
>>5424555
>fucking suprising, aint it.
>>5424542
You already said that.
>>5424542
are you going to act like a fucking autist or you are going to host?
>>5424531
>That's still freaky as all hell. Seriously, Japan, what the fuck.
>>5424548
>Sure that'd be cool, but it's not like I'm getting my hopes up. This guy has a goddamn Rika shrine and all but like 3 of his uploads to Pixiv are RIkas.
@5424542
(You)
>>5424572
>>5424575
I'm just saying hello...
...like fucking everyone else.
>>5424542
Sup.
>>5424515
What do you want?
>>5424548
>I somehow missed the entire Rika obsesser thing
>>5424574
>he really really likes that card, and he wondered if he could buy them all
>>5424592
I've got my eyes on you, commie.
Yo
>>5424569
I love you.
>>5424572
What do you think he's going to do, anon? Don't feed that thing.
>>5424596
>I just don't get these people.
>>5424413
Don't worry it's perfectly fine.
>>5424460
That's not right! I won't let that slide!
>>5424492
Well I don't need to know any of that.
>>5424515
Nope.
>>5424632
I won't do anything wrong Fascist. I have my own problems
Hey, guys what's going on here?
Hey!
>>5424645
...
Okay.
>>5424657
>woah
>atleast the cake looks decent
Hello everyone!
>>5424686
>kissu
>>5424667
Well, if you say so, ma'am. So, what brings you here?
>>5424667
Great to hear. It means less worrying and that kind of thing around here, and that's fine by me. There's been way too much of that around for my tastes
>>5424657
waifufags my dude.
>>5424657
MeanwhileInAussa'sMom'sBasement.jpg
>>5424717
I'd drink a Baki soda. Probably better than Monster.
>>5424699
What are you doing?
>>5424691
>This is at least the third time they've done that. They artists even edits her in to IRL pictures including of his house. And he (in a horse head mask) even pops up in an image he drew for White Day.
>>5424713
>>5424717
>[Screams internally]
>>5424723
>This is implying I have a basement. Or a mom. Or live in Japan.
>>5424728
>gets on one knee
Will you marry me?
>>5424735
>That glorious touhou ass.
>>5424740
I don't understand. Who is Mary?
>>5424735
>that's pretty fucking pathetic.
Reposting Jen Tren wincard.
If you have the old one with the cat image still in the middle, make sure you get this one with your actual face on it.
>>5424735
That's some next level autism.
>>5424806
>that asuka face
:^D?
>>5424781
>>5424807
>>5424786
>The artist creeps me the hell out, I can't even bring myself to save all his images to bolster my folder.
>>5424819
Starting from XXXI it's a new vector, I'll change it every 10~15 games.
Congratulate your /waifu/ Ace Student.
>>5424819
>>5424834
Ethnical cleansing, please happen soon.
>>5424834
>we should email the guy that you actually RP as Rika and see how he responds
>>5424785
For u
>>5424861
BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA U MEANIE
>>5424856
>I have stared in to the abyss. And it has stared back.
>>5424861
>Dear god no. I don't even know if anyone here speaks moon well enough.
>It's bad enough that someone on /jp/ knew of my existence.
>>5424861
Holy shit.... I want this to happen.
>>5424834
>>5424861
>Do it. Somebody do it.
>>5424735
>There must be a religious sect committing sacrificial rites for Rika.
>>5424870
>>5424873
>>5424874
>>5424882
>link me where you found those pictures
>I want to do it.
>>5424861
>>5424834
>someone must do this, sounds kekworthy. If no one wants to do it, I'll do it.
>>5424866
I-I already have that image anon, but I really do appreciate the sentiment. I spent a really long time scouring the internet for rare mukuros back when I was making the folder.
>tfw still only have 10 good images out of a folder of 180
>>5424913
He's Japanese not Mexican
>>5424861
What if it's Vino?
>>5424900
>mOKOU WITH A SKIRT
WGHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
>>5424952
>>5424707
I'm a cop.
>>5424708
Not worrying is a good step towards being professional like me.
You fucking normies think this whole birthday shit is something amazing. Fucking frequent Sankaku for years, it's nothing special.
You faggot and your little email schemes. Real fucking cute, but nothing's gonna fucking happen.
>>5424890
>>5424882
>>5424913
>I'm serious, guys, he freaks me the fuck out.
>>5424900
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=146150
>Look at the kanji circled in his profile picture.
>It's the two that make up Rika's name, I believe.
>>5424925
Please play Ryouko Otonashi more. she a cute.
>>5424967
HG is 4chan newfags: the community
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwP7-VpYtp0
>>5424971
Matsuda-kun?
>>5424969
>mfw loading times for pixiv on mobile
>also if he's japanese I might not understand english
>>5424967
>jesus fucking christ
>>5424969
>but what can go wrong?
>>5424969
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50615468
I'd slap that ass.
>>5424994
I left you a bunch of Mukuros on your discord too
>>5424969
Your autistic bullshit doesn't freak me out but it's really annoying
>>5424988
I SAW ALMA ELMA!!!!!!!!L
>>5424994
what is your discord
i wish to speak with you
>>5424994
N-no, not him. ;_;
>>5424969
Yes yes thats a very nice shrine that the "artist" made.
Just admit its yours
>>5424969
>His profile name is : Ichi Yoi
>His profile picture spells : Lika or Rika with different Kanji Writings.
>This guy is a nutjob.
>>5425032
/a/ has been in that state for a long fucking time though. Just happy the tripfags are mostly donezo.
>>5425053
>>5425031
>>5424967
>it's more the fact that Rika is basically in the top 20 least relevant touhous, and having someone obsessed about her
>>5425066
>>5425032
Not buying any merchandise of your ava.
Fucking disgusting normies ruining my HG.
>>5424967
>Yeah, but that character's popular. Rika is some of the most obscure shit you could possibly obsess over.
>>5424996
>All his shit's in moon runes, so I assume he is.
>>5425011
>I don't know but I don't wanna find out.
>>5425031
>Was this relevant?
>>5425053
>You posted this image before. Like I said, this guy's been drawing her since before I knew she existed.
>>5425020
>There are betters.
>>5425064
>God help me.
>>5425023
>Oh right, I forgot I had a discord.
>>5425041
>It's firefly, I don't know the numbers. Are they important?
>>5425046
Oh...
Are you going to take me to Matsuda-kun then?
>>5425080
>the moon ruins it for everyone once again
>>5425077
>f-fumos are expensive as hell shut up
>>5425080
>>5425071
Wow motherfucking 2hu trading card rarity limited edition hipster obscure hidden gem in the rough holy shit that is so fascinating.
>>5425077
>buying
>not making it yourself
Do you even love your waifu?
>>5425088
True it ain't, but those are the same people. Sure, there's tons of normal ones who just get 1 figurine and leave it at that. Some just go full autism and are beyond saving.
>>5425104
Bitch, I have self made paintings of my secret ava.
>>5425080
Quit being you, Ausshit
>>5425113
>>5425104
On the walls of my living room.
>>5424988
>Gilgamesh
>4 times
>>5424969
>It'll be all right mate... it'll be all fine.
>>5425102
>Rika ranks 145ish of the 160ish touhous in the last poll
>even minor characters with no name score higher.
>>5425113
>Paintings
They had better be murals decorating the outer walls of where ever you live
>>5425113
Bitch, I have severe autism and think of throwing myself out of the top floor window of my school every day.
>>5425080
Come on dont bullshit me.
>>5425132
Asuka ranks #1 in everything.
Sucks being you, faggot.
>>5425080
>Let us do it Rika, It'll be fun.
>>5425153
>okay?
>I wasn't even talking about Asuka, I was just talking about the 2016 Touhou popularity poll
>>5425080
>The bottom part of his status bar is a list of 2hu character sort.
>Rika at number one.
>And he accepts requests and such.
>I hope this helps you non nippon readers.