Give me 24 tributes while I take a quick shower.
>>5419654
Not sure if legit
>>5419654
Spike
>>5419654
Slumberjack
>>5419654
Ivan Braginsky
>>5419654
Shala
>>5419657
>It's legit. Brb in 5-10 min
>>5419654
Calmasis
>>5419654
Cinnamon Roll
>>5419654
Old Snake
>>5419654
Kirigiri
>>5419654
Regulus Corneas
>>5419654
Gaming Goddess
>>5419654
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>5419654
Whoooaa
>>5419654
Jacket
>>5419654
Gandalf the Pug
>>5419654
Sleepy Youmu
>>5419654
Police-kun
>>5419654
Myon
>>5419654
Lord Beerus
>>5419704
>Hide post
>>5419686
>>5419654
Nowi
>>5419719
This is not okay. Stop.
>>5419654
Dragon
>>5419720
>>5419725
>>5419725
>>5419719
>>5419714
>>5419704
>>5419654
All Cute Anime GIrls
>>5419654
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5419732
Host
>>5419732
>>5419729
This is your last warning motherfucker.
>>5419732
Tsumaranai.
>>5419654
Guts
>>5419747
I'm completely overhauling Despair games in respect to the new series. It's going to be a while.
>>5419755
>hugs
>>5419749
I-I-i-I-i-I'm s-s-s-sorry Hinata-kun.........I-i-I think.
>>5419748
>>5419749
>HostHelper not cooperating, going to enter this manually.
>>5419755
Will you be hosting often
>>5419759
>>5419762
Hurry up
>>5419766
We'll see.
>>5419770
You look... different!
>>5419760
kys Cheekibreeki
>>5419761
I want to test something...
Lesbi sisters
>Y-Yeah man..you'll be done working at around six pm.
>Didn't end up finishing until nine pm
T-Thanks boss...
>>5419654
Reigen Arataka
>>5419795
kill him and say he'll respawn in 3 days
>>5419784
Hmmmm? I got no idea what you're talking about.
>>5419785
Test something with her corpse? Well heck, I won't stop you. You might want to keep that in private though. Freaky~
>>5419805
It's the grinning! Creepy!
>>5419785
I-If you say so, H-Hinata-kun, gamuuu des~
>>5419785
Yesterday. All my troubles were so far away. And now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh I believe in yesterday
>>5419802
I'd rather not kill my only source of income besides shitposting...
>>5419810
What a cruel thing to say! Nothing is more precious than a young girl's smile, you know? You're going to shatter my poor fragile heart!
Sorry for taking so long.
Any swaps?
>>5419820
Don't make me feel guilty, it's true!
>>5419821
Heт, everything seems to be in order. Proceed!
>>5419821
Swap me for my boyfriend
>>5419799
>>5419684
I want to ERP with Junko Kirigiri
>>5419824
Does it really bother you that badly?
>>5419829
I don't see anything wrong there.
>>5419830
I'll accept the exchange, but not your feelings. I accept this challenge.
>>5419841
No.
>>5419846
y-yes...
Swapped myself out for Arataka. Let's proceed.
I also forgot to load a season code, so this will be default. S-sorry.
>>5419829
I did not
>>5419847
LOVE ME
>>5419830
Dear God, man! Shave that neckbeard!
>>5419848
I'll take that no as a yes.
See you soon baby.
>>5419851
...Something seems off about you. I will hold off on this for now.
>>5419851
I prefer this swap far more. My thanks to you, hostess.
>>5419852
No.
>>5419853
There was literally no beard on my neck at the time of that photograph
>>5419849
Well too bad! My teeth are absolutely perfect just like the rest of me, so you should count yourself lucky to get to see them so much!
>>5419854
I don't think you're perfectly aware of what "no" means... I recommend you to find yourself a dictionary.
Dangans are bad at ambushing. And somewhere out there, a girl obsessed with despair is touching herself just by looking at this.
So tell me folks, how are you going to spend the weekend? Pretending to be a cute anime girl doesn't count ( Looking at you, Aikawa )
>>5419862
Baka I don't care about your teeth, just the smile looks weird!
>>5419805
Your witticisms are neither creative, or amusing. No...I wish to test the two forces of hope and despair. If you are so confident in your world of chaos, it should be no problem, no?
>>5419866
Ah, I found some.
>>5419866
A river. Well, I am sure this will be useful somehow...
How will I spend the weekend? Drinking vodka and shovelling snow, of course! Fun pastimes in Russia, that's for sure!
>tfw head started hurting so badly you almost passed out at your keyboard
night, hg
Who wants to hear a funny joke?
The last time I hosted a 24 on Very High Death Rate, It took me 6 slides less to complete it, not counting R.I.P slides.
>>5419880
Or doing disgusting acts of lewd nature with a birb, right?
...I'll see myself out
>>5419878
MY HUSBAND, NOOOO
>>5419887
Die
>>5419887
Sleep well
>>5419866
>>5419888
...Ha, hahaha-- Heт, that is Alfred, not me. I haven't even met the birb yet! I don't even know her name, and God knows I'm not using Alfred's nickname for her!
>>5419868
I already told you all there is to know about hope and showed you first hand the superiority of despair. You can run your test, but you'll just end up with the same answers as me, Kamukura-senpai.
>>5419867
What's so weird about it?
>>5419888
Poor Nanami-senpai continues to suffer even after death~
>>5419888
Thank you, Beerus, but I'm fine.
>>5419889
Are you finished yet?
Can I blame the trap for the game not being bloody and murderous enough?
>>5419887
Goodnight, space cowboy.
>>5419892
Be nice, cocksucker.
>>5419911
...A slingshot? I mean, it'll be useful if I can find some ammo for it. I'll just stick with my faucet for now!
>>5419905
But you were wrong. Aside from that one particular instance, your despair remains as boring and predictable as the hope that previously lit the world. In short, I am disappointed.
>>5419911
Shut up
Uhhhh. You could also properly dress next time, Sherlock-Chan. Your tits are almost hanging out and you get killed by hypothermia.
>>5419911
As a law abiding citizen, I will get out of his way as not to interfere with his work.
>>5419911
yeah, just blame it on the tools having an unknown side effect
>>5419905
It gets so long, like from that cheshire cat!
>>5419911
Oh look, Nanami is going hunting! She should take a spear, heaven knows she's familiar with them enough at this point.
>>5419921
You don't have to try and lie to me. You have the same super analysis ability as I do. You know despair is the one great unknown.
People forgot how to kill eachother. Killing themselves is as strong as ever.
>>5419942
Uh, are you and the black haired guy ex-lovers?
There's a place next door for the lot of you.
>>5419931
>Blames your tools
>Tools
Giggity.
>>5419927
>keks at Shalashaska's event
>>5419931
Does it really? I never noticed.
>>5419955
Shut up
>>5419953
...Where is the vodka? The supplies here are useless! Let's just leave this man be.
>>5419953
Kamukura-senpai is super cool and awesome, but I don't think he's interested in love.
>>5419967
but the question here is "would you fuck him?"
>>5419953
baka. shut up
>>5419953
No deal.
>>5419957
It does! A lot! And that's a problem!
>>5419942
What reason would I have to lie? I see no reason to do such a thing. Perhaps my analysis ability exceeds yours, thus despair is useless to myself... I will run my test, and then the answer will be clear.
>>5419965
The vodka is gone man. It's all gone.
No tears, no vodka. Only dreams now.
>>5419967
But nobody asked for your despair either, and yet you still gave it to everyone, spreading it like the avian flu. Or Sonia Nevermind's legs.
>>5419977
I'd fuck him
>>5419983
...L-Lies. You're lying! There has to be vodka in his camp, there must be! Stop lying!
Ah, what will happen in the morning... Russia takes all. You may go home now.
>>5419977
He probably has the "Ultimate Anime Girl RP-er" talent so she would.
>>5419978
>kissu
You will always be my favourite cat, Awawai.
>>5419987
But you are Australian. You'd fuck anything with atleast one working orifice.
>>5419993
I heard Alfred took it all.
You should drop you surplus warheads on his home.
>>5419977
Answering that wouldn't be very lady-like!
>>5419978
Maybe you're just over-thinking it!
>>5419981
Hmph... Well, I can't stop you, but I'm sure you'll see that I'm right!
>>5419983
Hey, no fair. Nothing spreads further than those!
>>5420001
Of course! That гoвнюк must've been the one to take all my vodka! I'd nuke him, but I am sure that I would be punished for it...
Another river? Bah.
>>5420001
I'm no cat!
>brushes away
>>5420009
And maybe I'm not!
>>5420001
>Implying I wouldn't fuck something with no orifices
I'd find a way...
>>5420013
Mate. It's vodka. VODKA! What kind of a Russian are you if you wouldn't nuke the Yanks condo to oblivion for your daily dose?
>>5420009
I'd spread them for Gundam's Cursed Demon Dick aswell. Maybe. I don't know.
I think he already has a thing for Kazuichi Souda
>>5420016
>Pets
>Feed slices of cheese
You know you want both of them, kittycat. If I was allowed to keep cats in my house, I would adopt you.
>>5420026
>eats them
>>5420026
a-at least he can shield me
>>5420026
A sane one. My friend, although I love vodka more than I do my homeland, nuking him is an unwise choice! The consequences would simply spiral out of control!
>>5420040
...Don't touch me. At all, please.
>>5420052
I don't have to when you're the one touching me.
RIP Yosuke's Waifu. And nobody gave a shit.
>>5420052
Pussy.
>>5420040
Uh, kitty? Why are you trying to eat my house? I need it you know? For hosting.
>>5420024
You are reaching Yosuke-levels of being a fag, Izaya. I bet you like it, you dirty girl ~
>>5420009
In such an instance...I will return to you. Farewell for now, Junko Enoshima. We will meet again.
>>5420056
This is very awkward and uncomfortable. Please, just let go of me. I have things to do, places to annex...
>>5420063
I'm sorry? Run that by me again? I'm a pussy for not nuking America? Have it your way. I'll nuke him, like, next year.
Arena event, laugh at the idiots dying.
>>5420069
But then the vodka will be gone.
>>5420063
I'm eating the slices...
well not anymore since they're all gone now.
>>5420069
>pokes cheek
Alrighty bye bye~
>>5420078
F
>>5420078
But then I can make some at home. It is not hard to make vodka, after all.
...I died? Aw.
>>5420087
...Did you just poke my cheek? I don't even know you!
>>5420063
Fiiiine. See you around, Kamukura-senpai.
>>5420078
Oh man, maybe Cinnamon Roll-chan can pull something off here.
Down to 4.
>>5420087
I-I never liked eating cheese anyway.
>>5420092
Noooo!
>>5420089
But now you do, so it's fine.
Arena. Nobody died. Yay
Do you people want me to post death slidesi n the future?
>>5420097
Rooting for my precious cinnamon roll
>>5420096
I barely even know who you are, yниceкca! I know absolutely nothing about you! Who are you?!
Winner next slide! Will it be the dragon cuck, the russian cuck, the mutlicuck or the cinnamon roll?
>>5420109
Which one am I?
>>5420107
yHNCEKCa?
I'm Aikawa!
And I'm a boy.
>>5420109
Rigged for Cinnamon Roll obviously
>>5420123
Retarded.
>>5420123
The multicuck.
And congratulations.
>>5420132
>>5420123
Cinnamon roll obviously
>>5420134
gg no re report hacker
>>5420127
It's uniseksa. Cyrillic letters are not the same as Latin ones.
...A boy? Ivan Braginsky, personification of Russia. It is a pleasure to meet you, Aikawa, as weird as this encounter may have been.
>>5420134
Congratulations to Kiritsugu, and thank you for hosting!
>>5420134
Daijobu.
Placements
Thank you for having me, please be sure to give me a metric asstone of (You)'s to show your support.
>>5420154
Thanks for hosting
>>5420154
here
>>5420151
How can you be a personification of a land, are you not a human?
And isn't Russia really scared of boys dressing like girls?
>>5420142
Figured that.
>>5420154
Thanks.
Look, I said I'd be fine okay? I don't understand what you're so worried about.
...
Well, yeah, but you heard what they said, it's not permanent. There's no guarentee it'll actually happen either, so don't worry alright? Alright.
>The boy who was just talking to himself walks into the arena.
>>5420163
Not fully human, but I still exhibit human qualities. Such as, say, appearance and emotions. And no, we are not afraid of people like you. Well, I'm not, at least.
...Why would we be afraid of a crossdresser?
>>5420147
>>5420151
>>5420159
>>5420166
You are welcome. Now I will see myself out.
>Also if anyone for some reason finds cool fanart of Peri that you think I don't have yet, do tell me on steam/here/wherever.
>>5420176
I don't know, but isn't it against the law to dress like that in Russia?
I also heard you get beaten up if you do it there
>>5420183
It may be, but I have seen stranger. It is not like I attack people out of the blue just because of what they do.
I may be Russia, but I do not impose my laws on others. Well, some of them, at least~
Good morning comrades
>>5420189
I bet if two guys kissed and you saw it you'd be all mad.
Anyways I gotta go somewhere now, be back later
>>5420204
"Morning" is correct, Soviet. I was just about to head off to bed before I saw you. Before I leave, are we still going to tease Alfred?
>>5420204
Hey there, uh...
>Stares above you.
>>5420221
...I shall refrain from commenting on that matter. At all. Farewell, Aikawa. See you later.
>>5420204
>fires arrow at parachute
>>5420222
Why not goodnight
>>5420232
What's wrong
>>5420251
Nothing, nothing. What's up?
>>5420251
You see, it is... One in the morning here. So, technically, it is morning. It's funny how timezones work like that...
>>5420260
It does.
>>5420257
Sleep was well.
>>5420250
Fucking Mongols.
>starts falling faster and uses AK recoil to balance out fallspeed
>>5420267
>He looks down.
Your sleep was good? That's good, I guess.
So... how's it going with the ladies?
>>5420267
Oh, it does. Anyway, I really do need to head off to bed now, so I hope you have a good day, Soviet! Tease Alfred when he comes back! Cпoкoйнoй нoчи!
>>5420267
... I'll get you next time!
IF only LF was here to bully him...
>>5420299
kk my love, I have arrived! Please hug my chode with your mouth !
>LF
>>5420277
I'm still single idiot. I have little luck
>>5420280
Goodnight
>>5420293
Why do you want to kill me in parachute?
>>5420304
LF-kun please while i do that,tongue my anus.
>KK
>>5420311
That's confidential.
>>5420311
Yeah, that's what it looked like... This is the first time I've seen this sort of situation before.
>>5420299
What do you want from me you fucking autist?
>>5420324
So who are you?
>>5420322
Then I won't come down oblivious
Yo sim e hideous N Sindhis is aj kax
>>5420347
Kys cancer.
>>5420338
For you to avafag shitposting Booker
>>5420346
I'll be honest, it feels good that I've found a place where people know nothing about me, but my name's Tarou. I've got some other titles, but I'm going to leave those confidential.
>>5420360
I don't even bother to be around. Go bother someone else.
>>5420366
>lurks thread to patrol for shitposts against Junko
>not around
>>5420366
Hey I'm not the one that called for you. I just threw out a random suggestion. I think you could pull it off with your rp tallent
>>5420361
Hey Tarou. What's wrong with ranks? You aren't like a General or something
>>5420374
>Hoshi
>>5420366
use d.va
>>5420394
No, nothing like that. I'm just a kid who has an urban legend or two floating around.
First 24
Dangan fillers are banned
>>5420406
And what is that myth?
>>5420420
Shaladangan
>>5420420
>>5420420
Tenshi
>>5420420
Sanae Kochiya
>>5420437
Guts
>God I'm stoned
>>5420420
Lord Beerus
>>5420420
Soviet
>>5420420
Hitler
>>5420420
Regulus Corneas
>>5420420
Mumei
>>5420420
Eggman-kun
>>5420420
Classy Raven
>>5420420
Wizard-chan
>>5420420
Kurume Tarou
>>5420424
Like I said, it'd be nice not to spread it here. It would take too much energy for me to deal with it and I don't think I have the calories to spare.
>>5420420
Maria and Harusame
>>5420420
Police-kun
>>5420420
Ben and Jerry
>>5420420
>>5419799
>>5420420
Komaeda
>>5420420
Kaede Akamatsu
>>5420420
Ririchiyo
>>5420420
Iceberg-chan
>>5420420
Rachnera
>>5420420
Xenomorph Queen
>>5420420
Cinnamon Roll
>cirno is an eurofag.
my life is a mistake
>>5420506
>pets the spooder
>>5420545
>Sorry to dissapoint you
>Where did you think I was from , then?
>>5420550
>Guts
>>5420550
Pets are so demeaning Anon, try something else.
>>5420559
Gensokyo
>>5420571
>>5420420
Silas
I'm incredibly late, aren't I?
>>5420567
I-Izaya?
>>5420420
Jacket
i cant bully LF because he insta rage.
life is trully suffering.
>>5420420
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5420601
Are you the one who posts KK x LF all the time?
>>5420591
N-no. But I can be a sub-Izaya is you want me to.
>>5420618
No,im the one who shits on his danganwaifus
yuno please host
>>5420564
>pets
>>5420420
Nobume Imai
>>5420667
>throws content of the cup into a kitchensink
yuno please kill yourself
What happened to Endo?
>>5420677
Bye then...
>>5420691
killed himself
>>5420691
He is Mega-man
>>5420601
Bully with him instead of at him. He seems alright with that.
Hoshi please host
>>5420691
ded
>>5420699
>kissu
Want to have hot steamy Yaoi sex while Rachnera watches?
>>5420669
>not Asami Imai
KYS
>>5420730
Give me one reason.
>>5420745
We need a host
>>5420745
You are the games' slave.
>>5420745
You like to feast on attention and (You)'s. NOw host.
>>5420745
Your games are always entertaining for one
Junko please host?
metel sanik please host?
>>5420742
I am sorry, I don't know who are you talking about.
Ibuki,Chiaki or Kirigiri?
King Knight please host
I'd host but I'm too busy fingering my ass and smelling my poop haha
>>5420807
Remove Chiaki.
>>5420792
>I was just posting best Imai. Don't ttake it personaly
>>5420807
All three belong to me.
>>5420810
Ok Bolin
>>5420807
Komaru.
>>5420815
Hmm? Personally? I don't take anything personally.
>I don't watch Idolm@ster. Sorry. As much as I like Love Live.
Where are the hosts
>>5420815
>tells the person to literally kill themselves
>don't take it personally
>>5420807
Natsumi
>>5420837
busy fingering our asses hehe
>>5420807
Kirigiri.
First 24
No cancer
>Hoshi
>>5420873
Koichi Kizakura
>>5420868
Kirigiri x Junko?
>>5420873
Police-kun
>>5420873
Umaru
>>5420873
Maria and Harusame
>>5420889
Nope.
>>5420873
>>5420459
>>5420873
Leatherman
>>5420873
Eggman-kun
>>5420873
Fox chan
>>5420873
Silas
>>5420909
t-thanks for the (You)?
>>5420873
Komaeda
>>5420873
Kirigiri
>>5420834
Listen to Yakusoku by Chihaya/Asami Imai. Bonus points if you do it blitzed with a good pair of headphones
>>5420873
DOOMGUY
>>5420873
Rhajat
>>5420953
Don't worry LF, I got this one for (You)
I'm too busy playing SC2 to host.
Why are you even taking this b8?
>>5420873
Imai Nobume
>>5420940
>Fine. Beats Pro should do.
>>5420922
Put down the gun, Komaeda
Hmm, I need what...seven more? Yeah, seven.
>>5420996
Clint Eastwood
>>5420996
If you're the one hosting, let me change into something more formal.
>>5420996
Ant man
>>5420967
That had better stand for Soul Calibur 2.
>>5420996
Yukine's fetish
>>5420996
>>5420945
CLASSYGUY
JUST SWAPPING OUT MY NORMAL ARMOR FOR MORE CLASSY ATTIRE.
>>5420996
The Player
>>5420996
Buddhist going at incredible hihg speeds
>>5421026
>shit calibur
>ever
>>5420996
Tony Hawk
>>5421045
>having this much shit taste
We hit rock bottom, and you brought a pickaxe.
Two more. I know you can do it.
>>5420996
Regulus Corneas
>>5421074
Tony Hawk
>>5421074
Haru
One roster.
No review.
Bloodbath next.
>>5421130
Thanks for hosting.
>>5421130
Thank you for the service, madame.
>>5421130
I accept this challenge.
>>5421153
But who are you?
>>5421130
>not using the baited roster
>>5421163
Dio.
>>5421130
DISTRICT 9 BEST-DRESSED DISTRICT
So what if there's nobody here? I'll preach to the choir about the joys of the Bloodbath!
Fox chan is off to a quick start, scoring First and Second Blood! The Buddhist ends the suffering of two others in a separate encounter. The pro skater turns out to be a pro killer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna think about why I got myself into this...
>>5421163
>>5421189
Even for a fool, you look remarkable well toned. have you ever been subject to hexes that make your quality of life terrible?
...That's your kink?
>>5421189
Look who's talking.
Mind hack
>>5421171
But she did.
>>5421130
And here I thought I had a spot in the game. I guess you didn't want to waste any energy putting me in, huh?
>>5421190
Then who accepted the challenge?
Maybe I'm right about being overmatched here...oh, and if you're not familiar with that event, it's not fatal. Moving on, Komaeda must have used a very small gun. Rhajat's medicine...oops, that was not medicine! A couple of you receive pipes. I'm sure monocles aren't far behind.
>>5421246
I did. I don't see why you're bombarding me with questions like this when the answer is right in front of you.
>>5421247
Declined.
>>5421189
Well, this is incredibly convenient.
>>5421247
As is this! Let's relax a bit.
>>5421247
What gave it away, hostess? My sudden urge to remove my lunch from my stomach? My nose and ears bleeding? Genius.
>>5421247
I JUST WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT BEING CLASSY
Oh hey, it's a--BEAST BOY, YOU RETARDED MOTHERFU--
>>5421242
Perhaps if you had bitten the most recent bait, you'd be fighting among us now.
>>5421305
Had enough time getting beaten to the ground, knight? Good. Now get up, assuming people out there still need you, ofcourse.
>>5421305
And just like that, 75% of the field is eliminated.
>>5421220
>>5421305
Urgh, I'll just forget about it. I'm not wasting any more calories on these "fake games" or whatever.
>>5421305
GAH! This is some extremely hostile wildlife...!
>>5421327
I suppose I'll just take that as encouragement. Thank you, Rhajat, I think I'll get that fourth one soon enough.
>>5421305
>>5421220
>>5421357
You are walking with a limp. You are not going to win anything with your bones in shambles. And for the record, it was stating the fact, not encouragement.
>She mutters a few incantations while waving a strange looking card around.
You got untill sunset to get your bones bandaged. Unless screaming in agony was on your agenda today.