ERP thread Dragon tits edition Previouser >>5409862

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First for sleep.

>>5413770
How did you find this thread before I linked it?

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>>5413767
Well don't say I didn't warn YOU!

Xth for these witches should be striking my dick

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Nth for Horse Pussy and making anons cry.

Nth for woooooow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6sEkTGbUc

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>>5413772
Im not drunk

>>5413796
>How did you find this thread before I linked it?

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>>5413798
You didn't.
About what?

>>5413640 (Chara)
"Maybe" you should sleep? Since when did I say you could make your own decisions? You'll sleep when I damn well tell you to sleep. Fuck it, I'll make you sleep right the fuck now because I'm so tired of looking at your dumbass face. But first.. What fucking device?

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>>5413615

....
W-What do you mean by that!? Look, I'm so going to take over the place and then show you who is a damn good representative, you jerk!

>Unamused, she reached for his neck tie and pulled him towards her breasts.

YOU JERK!

Nth for an erratic sleeping schedule that means you're up at 4am shitposting in an ERP thread and considering an early morning hike to get the blood pumping.

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>>5413800

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>>5413796

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>>5413689
if i can't be the cutest pokemon... i can be the most lewd one!
>modifies the transformation

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>>5413632
>She slides down the bottom half of her clothes, leaving her ass covered only by the transparent fabric.
Yes, really. But you must continue your obscene talking throughout.
>She pulls the top half of her clothes off and gets on her knees. She gives it a flurry of licks down the shaft and on the head until it's soaked in her saliva. She gets back to her feet.
I've always been curious about the sensation anyway.
>>5413636
>She looks around, noticing the powerful glares he's been receiving.
Pay them no mind. They're jealous of you, not having to dress your absolute best here.
>As a waitress comes by the table, Tharja orders a lobster meal for the two of them to share.
>>5413692
>She lifts her waist slightly to allow his cock to enter her sopping slit. Immediately, she slams her hips down, his cock tearing the fabric and disappearing into her pussy in one motion. She begins lifting her hips up and down, desperately panting the whole time.
The effect will lift after you sleep. For now, I need this.

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>>5413841
Take me with you

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>>5413821
What did I just say!?

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>>5413739
Dragon's Dream is a neutral stand (And the only one I know of) while Echoes Act 3 is still classified under Echoes. But Echoes by itself pisses me off because it's one of those stands that break rules.
You can say the same thing about Sex Pistols and White Snake. It's not that the user DOESN'T have control over them. It's that the user has LITTLE control over them. With their own intelligence.
Does that make sense? I think I'm making sense.

Miyafuji! I just want to tell you good night! I love you!

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>>5413796
Magic.

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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

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Several flyers are posted up along the street, some of them taped to walls, whie a few were plastered onto electrical poles that seemed to reach for the azure sky up above. A few fluffy white clouds rolled by as well. On each of the parchments of paper that have been distributed are some text, and a small drawing of a female with long hair and a mob cap. The text reads:

"Looking for a job? Apply now.
• Full-time as a librarian's assistant
• Heavy work that deals with lifting books and transporting and organizig them
• No rent needed
• Food, drinks, and other necessities are free! 10,000 yen(100 dollars) per hour."

There is also an unfamiliar address on it. It was a tempting offer, but surely such an advertisement would be a scam, or at least most people would believe so.

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>>5413851
I don't know. I've seen the Gardevoirs around here be pretty damn lewd.

>>5413857
Meet me at the top of the hill. We'll fuck against a tree and i'll carry you down after.

>>5413877
(organizing*
great start!)

Say hi to HG
>>5412681

>>5413800
I love Miyafuji because she is relatively a borderline loli. I've have had girlfriends irl the same size as Miyafuji.

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>>5413871
Goodnight and sweet dreams anon, I'm goin soon as well.

>>5413877
Non-erotic RP is next door over at HG.

>>5413877
Well, this ambiguous job offer promising 100 bucks an hour with no prior experience or qualifications and stapled to a telephone pole sure looks legit.

>>5413913
I want newfags to leave

>>5413877
>Tearing a flyer off a wall, he reads over the job description, with a suspicious look on his face.
Ten thousand yen an hour for manual labor? Plus rent? Sounds too good to be true...but I guess it's worth looking into. Librarian's assistant, huh...

>>5413877
Kawai is back bitches
Too bad I need to rest

>>5413924
>points and laughs

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>>5413640
pls fill my gay quota and come rub dicks with me

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>>5413817
>(that thicc D.va
M-muh...)

>>5413852
>Gabriel gave Tharja a small smile at her comment. He was letting the looks and words inciting a bit of anger within him. Had he listened and paid attention even more, it was highly likely he would've made a scene. Not one that would've gotten him escorted from the premises, but it wouldn't have won him any friends.

Y-yeah, they ain't shit. Just cuz I dress for myself and not to impress anybody. Speaking of dress... I never did mention that I found your outfit muy sexy.

>The small, grateful smile turned into a bit of a smirk. Having said that, the teen allowed his eyes to take a look at the ample chest that now sat across him on the table. Eyes that stared from behind his sunglasses that the ne'er-do-well kept on his face despite being inside the atmospheric premises in the evening. Having had his fill of eye candy, Gabriel reached into his hoodie pocket to turn a bit of music, not finding the smooth jazz to his taste. He set the volume enough so that he'd be able to enjoy his playlist but still be able to hold a conversation with his most elegant and sensous da-conversation partner. Damn it, Gabriel, do not be weird about this, he told himself.

>>5413924
>Slices your fucking eye

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Somebody lookin' to blitz?

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>>5413880
gardevoirs... but now they are dea- i mean... they are disappeared!

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>>5413571
Ok-Okay, I can do this...al-all for making me more womanly...
>Miyabi takes a deep breath as she starts stripping...as her outfit drops you can clearly see her luscious legs, and even a bit of her squeezable ass...life and hometown, my man.

>>5413960
>slices your fucking eye
>does a happy dance

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>>5413997
IM NOT DRUNK

Where's the SUCC?

>>5413839
>As he gets yanked down, he looks into those purple eyes of unadulterated insanity, starting to become uneasy.
W-woah there miss, I'm sorry. Like I said, f-from what I'd heard of Shidare, they're big enough to clout a place like this out of business in days! But here you are, still working at it!
>He looks down at here large chest, trying to brush off the dust from the recent demolition.
I-I meant no disrespect. Just, you're not living up to your own reputation!

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>>5413837
You'll never find out!
>Kisses your cheek before running away

>>5413688 (Chef)
>She ran over to Chef and buried her face in his chest. Her arms tightly wrapped around him as she silently cried into his chest as her grip only grew tighter. She tried to hide the fact that she was showing obvious weakness to the man, but failed due to the fact that her tears were staining his shirt.

>>5413722(Fucking Silica)
>>5413723
>>5413766
Shut.

>>5413984
Tomorrow. Maybe. Have a good night.

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>>5414004
They're just sleeping!
... The one with a dick was cute..
BAD DITTO, STOP TRYING TO FUCC ME

>>5413877
>Walking around town, a man noticed the plethora of flyers throughout it, ignoring them as he came by them. However, as more and more were seen by his eye, they've finally piqued his interest, and the benefits provided were more than enough to get him to try. Taking a flyer off the wall, he reads the address and walks towards it, arriving with some trouble due to its unfamiliarity.

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>>5414013
Why not? It's the weekend!

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>i responded to the wrong anon
Gonna go kms 8r8
>>5414013
D.Va go home dude, your mech is destroyed, go home
>equius neighs and stomps on D.Vas doritos

>>5413909
Sweet dreams. I already kissed you though so good night.

>>5414013

Yes you are.

You're drunk on cock.

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>when you're lewding someone and they turn on a game mid-RP and never reply

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>>5413904
>Girlfriends
>Plural
>In trash ERP

>>5413792 (Vriska)

Absolutely!

>Replied the human with glee as his hands reached for her rear, giving her butt a grope as he kissed her yet again! His needy hands spreading her asscheeks as he slowly pushed his throbbing shaft into her cunt. Slowly. Very slowly.
>... Before suddenly shoving the rest of his member into her, thrusting back and forth with both strength and speed! She was a troll, she could take it!
>Maybe.

Nnnhgh... S-So this is what one of your kind feels like!

[Sorry for slowness, dumb stuff happening.]

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>>5413563 (Younger trainer Anon)
(Sorry about the slow reply, went to make myself something to eat and kind of forgot I was rping for a bit.)
>She was taken a bit by surprised as she heard that loud yelling, but she was not too surprised as it was probably the kid's first time getting a blowjob, and from someone with a throat as tight as hers to make the feeling that much better. Her eyes had fallen to the base of his shaft after taking so much, only for them to raise back up after hearing that he was going to cum. The Roserase then slowly pulled his shaft back from her throat and mouth, only to once more have her lips pressed against his cockhead. She would give it a quick kiss before moving her flower covered hand to jack it off as her mouth opened with her tongue falling out of her mouth, she was quite the lewd plant.

>>5414060
>Just because I'm a smelly NEET that rarely goes outside means everyone else here is too

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>>5413894
Just like that? No romance? No picnic or handholding?

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>>5414059
>when you're lewding someone and they just stop replying altogether
>you question if you did something wrong

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>>5414060
We've all seen me. And I've had a small collection of GFs
.... Granted most of them where fat.
.... And one was more weeb then me.
... I'll shut up now.

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>>5414059

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>>5414058
>>5414055
>>5414049
Ima little fdrunk

Alright, which one of you fags tried to attention whore on /v/ earlier?

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>>5414045
h-hey that's not my intention!

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>>5414013
(Just be safe, okay)

>>5414059
(This happened to me once on Discord. It was a little annoying because we were almost done, it was 5 in the morning and I wanted to get to bed)

>>5414089
(Half my exes were fat. I still loved them dearly though.)

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>>5414091
>im SOOO dunk xDDDD
Iowa is that you?

>>5414059
>When you're watching a session and another person barges in to bitch
Fucking Miyafuji

>>5414097
That's more of Nue's territory, newfriend.

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>>5413904
(14-yo Miyafuji isn't really borderline either with her frame but I think what you mean, and in the movie she's 16 and really tough looking in battle, far beyond loli already by that point. She's simply small frame, ''undeveloped'' Asian girl with a great butt and legs. Also all this loving is making me feel bit bad as silly it sounds. I hope you still have that sort of Miyafuji gf. Goodnight.~)

>>5414057
Night and thanks for the kiss, I'm going too now.~

>>5414085
Look, we could meet by the lake for sandwiches but that's another mile or so. You up for it so early?

>>5413877
A young guy was walking down the street and the job ad catches his attention. He took the paper in his hand and reads the text. He smiled before deciding to take upon the job and walk to the unfamiliar adress

>>5414043
>He starts to rifle through her hair planting a kiss on her head as the other arm held her tightly against his body.
Awww....there's no reason to cry! You always were so sleepy, why not some more nap time cuddling and a chocolate bar, for old time's sake, ya cute little demon child?
>His hand went from her hair to his pocket, pulling out a large candy bar and trying to press it against her face.

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>>5414112
No i'm just drunk a lil sorry i'll leave bye

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>>5414091

>>5414132
Fucking girl gamers

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>>5414108
Don't lie small blobby Pokemon.
What IS your intentions then?

>>5414111
I'm into the chub, so it's fine. Bigger booty to smash into. And warmer hugs. And bitches can't cheat on you if you're the only one that'll give them time of day.

>>5413852

>He turns her around, lining his cock up with her nearly bare asshole. Afters he lines himself up, he thrusts his hips, his cock ripping through the thin fabric covering her ass and entering her tight, virgin asshole.

Oh fuck Tharja, I can;t believe I'm finally fucking your ass!

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>>5414132
iphone posting fuckin NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anyone up for some late night lewding hours?

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>>5414132
LUSH

>>5414132
(you)

>>5414043
ADFGHAAFSDFAGFHGHJARFASDFSADH FUCK THAT SHITTY MEME ANIME AND FUCK YOU JUST FUCKING TELL ME

>>5414043
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT FUCKING DEVICE

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>>5414088
>When you hit them up on discord and you find out you did something really wrong and they're actually mad about it

>>5413852

>With his manhood inside her, he could feel a shockwave of pleasure invading his body, sighing and moaning thanks to the incredible feeling of the Magician's pussy.
>His hands reached for her hips now just as he started to thrust back and forth into her love tunnel.

Ahhh... Haaaaa~!
Y-You're incredible!

>Maybe the spell wasn't a bad idea! Although it felt like cheating still!

[Sorry, was getting rid of something. Back for realz.]

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>>5414152
>And bitches can't cheat on you if you're the only one that'll give them time of day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

>>5414091

Drunk enough to take my cock in your ass?

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>>5414152
i only want anon-senpai to love me!.

>>5414005
>He bite his lip at the sight of the gourgeous body, naked in front of him. He decided to do the same as well, leaving himself naked before leaning closer and gently pushing her onto the floor. He took a moment to enjoy the sight of her life and hometown. BIting his lip, he took his cock and slowly guided towards her entrance before gently prodding her.
Ahh...fuck...

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>>5414178
Ah... Haha.. Hahah...
>Sits in the sad corner with Reaper and sobs
I-I'm sorry I wasn't good enough Rebecca....

>>5414186
BITCH, do I LOOK like an anon to you? Fuck outta here before I smash that ass with a quick ball REAL fast.

>>5414186
At least use capitals and punctuation.

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>>5414059
>When a fellow avatar gives you advice on how to play a character

>>5414078
>The young trainer pressed his hands on the side of her head, holding her there as she starts to stroke his hard thick shaft, thick drops of pre cum leaking onto her tongue as his cock throbs in dire need, pressing gently against her tongue as he feels pressure in his waist, his tongue lolling out of his mouth as he cries out.
R-Rose I-Ahh~!!
>He would throw his head back as he came, his cock tip flaring as it swelled against her tongue, his cumslit dilating as his thick creamt ejaculate poured onto her tongue, instantly coating the slutty plant girl's pink muscle in a single spurt. His cum filled balls trembling as they unloaded every drop of his virile seed into her mouth, his ejaculation so violent his cock moves to and fro in front of her face, painting her face white in his creamy, jelly like sperm. His body nearly giving out as he leans forward, pushing his tip into her mouth as he hunches over the Roserade standing between his legs, stars swimming through his vision as he takes deep heated breaths, his body covered in sweat.
Oh Arceus...

>>5414116
I ask because the moment I told one of you to go back to /trash/, the thread got deleted.

Not a big deal either way. I just think it's hilarious.

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>>5414062
(No worries anon<3)
Ooh~
Anon you tease!
Why dont y-OH
>A moan escaped Vriskas lips as you thrusted into her quickly, though she didnt stop holding onto you, actually tightening her walls, making the experience so much 8etter for 8oth of you, her slutty moans rang everywhere, for the few people that actually cared

>>5414212
>whispers to himself
Don't be a dick. Don't be a dick. Don't be a dick...

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>when you got a toast, butter, jelly, fried egg, ham and colby jack sandwich and the rest of these niggas don't

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>>5414212
Why smash her ass when you can smash mine~?
Sorry I keep showing up at the worst times possible; it's just how my timing is I guess...

>>5414161
>Misa misa

Oh god my dick.....

>>5414223
are you sure it was advice and not just autistic ranting from someone like miyafuji

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>>5414121
One mile? No sweat. Better leave before the heat of the day starts to pick up. If you can make it to the lakeside by then, you'll get the breeze off of the waves just in time.

>>5414251
Hi Anzu

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>>5413997
>She smiles at his compliment.
I hope it's more than my outfit that seduced you.
>Soon, their food arrives: A steaming hot lobster is placed between them, with a bit of butter on top.
>>5414159
>She winces; despite her lubing him up beforehand, the sudden entrance caught her off guard.
Ergh! Alright, slow down just a bit.
>>5414177
>She presses her lips against his, forcing her tongue into his mouth as her hips flung wildly against him. Occasionally, her jagged motions would result in him flopping out of her, but she would always immediately pull his cock back in and begin again.
God damn it, you're so enticing. The spell was too strong.

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>>5414023

You come to my store under the visage of a comedy show.
You fool me thinking that I was getting free publicity for the place.
You wreck it afterwards while sounding smug about it.

>She narrowed her ringed eyes before releasing him from her grasp.

I've chosen my words well, Persi- Err, Mr. Business Man. You should have chosen yours well.

>She began to hit his face with Dagashi.

THIS.
IS.
DAGASHIIIIIII.

>Smack, smack.

>>5413877
>Taking a leisurely stroll, his otherwise normal, quiet day was cut short with a literal slap to the face. Scrambling to tear off the paper that had blown against his face, he stumbles a bit, but catches himself to the view of the purple-haired woman. His eyes roll over the sheet, scanning it up and down before he folds it, stuffs it in a pocket, and carries on with his new goal: the end of his job hunting. The sky had turned orange by the time he found the address, asking around the village took time, and rowing across the lake took even more - but his steadfast hunt wasn't swayed despite it. With a rap on the side of the mansion's door, he gazes upward, admiring the view now that he was up close, trying to shrug off the feeling that this place might as well be abandoned and his trip ended up as little more than a prank.

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>>5414124
>Can't continue this cute rp
Hope to see you tomorrow

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>>5414248
SAY IT NIGGA
SAY IT. YOU AIN'T GOT THE BALLS, YOU AIN'T GOT THAT SUPER HOT FIRE.

>>5414256
I'ma just use your butt as a pillow
>Diving at the Princess from behind she hugs her around her waist, planting her face to her bottom, pressing her cheek to her royal butt

>>5414265
Why do people keep saying Miyafuji is autistic?

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>>5414261
Eh? What was that?
>A certain, feminine voice ringed through the air, as the blonde idol stumbled in with a playful grin plastered all over her potentially drunk face.
Something wrong, with your dick?

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>>5414222
I'm going to try my best!, anon-senpai.

>>5413877
>Traveling in between villages on a standard supply run, a meekly looking man with scraggly brown hair and a pair of thin lenses that adorn the tip of his nose. Sweaty from even the minor task of lifting groceries, the man wipes the perspiration away and continues his trek. The thick red robes he wore didn't seem to help any in the least bit either. Passing past a light pole, he sees a particular advertisement, one for an assistant particular library, one well familiar with him but for far more pay than what he was already receiving. Chuckling to himself, he snatches off the first advertisement, then another and another, hoping that he is the first to jump on the case.
>Arriving at the appropriate address, the man walks through the halls towards what could only be the library. Knocking on the door, he calls out to the magus within.
Hello? I'm here for the "job".

>>5414296
Aw, it's alright, and probably, sleep well Char-bar!

>sparking up a blunt
>eating stuffed crust pizza
>ERPing
>Genuinely enjoying the nutshack

life is good brahs

>>5414310
At least you're trying.

>>5414302
(That fucking scene...I lose my shit laughing every time)

Yeah...I think I got a case of Whiskey Dick....Care to check this out?

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>>5414161
I'm game for some fun

>>5414301
It's 1 person that has some sort of vendetta against her.

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>>5414297
Oh, you're so adorable like this, my queen...
>Daisy giggled out, letting her right hand reach behind her and stroke her hair with a huge grin.
Enjoy my delicious ass, DMG~

>>5414269
I mean, there might be a little sweat. You remember how steep it is in the hills.

But you're right, should probably set out if i'm going.

>>5414273
I need to rape her one more time .

>>5414289
>mansion's side door*

(Sorry!)

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>>5414161
>Linkle

(Sign the lord of Gerudos up.)
(I need a broken hero to serve me~)

>>5414301
You need to pray to the ancient Greek god Lurkus Moarus for the answers you seek.

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>>5414193
(Alright...I'm sorry, do you have a discord or something? I really can't do this anymore, something came up and it just really fucked me right out of the mood.)

>>5414336
>>5414357

What did she even do that could be misconstrued as autistic?

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>>5414327
Sorry for my mistakes, anon-senpai.

>>5414297
You look like an anon!

>>5414357
>Lurkus Moarus
Greek? Sounds Roman.

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>>5414043
thanke, I'll get your butt later

>>5414346
Rape Crew reunion?

>>5414212
(3 times. That shit does things to you.)

>>5414277
Nah, nah, you're also pretty chill to talk to. You're into all this dark stuff, black magic and all that. I feel... drawn to you. Cuz of it. Y tambien eres muy bonita. Como un noche encarnado en una mujer.

>Flirty words but they were truthful. They escaped his scarred lips without a moment's hesitation and in a voice of a confident male. The more time Gabriel was spending with the woman, the more at ease and comfortable he was beginning to feel. His body language was still a bit shy. The hesitant glances he gave the restaurant patrons, the broken eye contact with the waiter when the food was delivered with a thanks given to the plate of lobster instead of the person that gave it to him. As well as the slightly shaky hand that lifted up the fork and begin to peck away at the meal, releasing the steam of freshly cooked lobster up into the air, wafting into Gabriel's nostrils and reminding him that this is quite honestly the first time he's ever eaten so... fancy.

>>5414326
>stuffed crust pizza
(The food of kings. Also

IT'S)

>>5414368
literally nothing

>>5414379
JOHN CENA

>>5414241

>His throbbing cock continued to claim each inch of her insides, feeling somewhat accomplished that he managed to do the deed with a new species.
>Almost like Captain Kirk but more nerdy.

My, my~ D-Don't tell me the females of your species are this slutty~

>>5414375
You're thinking of the Roman god of Vidya, Gitticus Guddicus.

>>5414367
sure

Francis#1752

if you want someone to talk about it go ahead and dm.

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omg how are you guys tbqh?

its Sage!

im kinda drunk lol...

are there any wrestler avatars on now?

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>>5414330
Oh; is that a new drink? Miss just LOVES booze!
>She squeaked out before hiccuping. Strike that, she IS shitfaced. Swaying her way over to him, more or less because she was loopy and not because she wanted to look sexy (not that she'll not do it either way), she collapsed on the couch next to him.
Can Miss have a taste~?

>>5414334
Uh...
Define that, please. A part of me is interested in gore/edgy erp, but death or stuff along that line, I have no idea or intention...

>>5414281
>He stares blankly at the Candy queen, his face getting slapped with dagashi.
>He looks unfazed, if not trying to hold back his laughter at the situation
I...you do realize these aren't...actual weapons right?
You're just trying to make me laugh. Well it's working.
>He starts to laugh condescendingly, rubbing at his sinuses.
This. This is the heir to the Shidare "throne". This gets out their stocks will plummet in a single quarter.

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>>5414342
>Playfully she bites at the plump butt, teasing the flesh with her teeth before relaxing into the bottom.
Thanks sunshine. I'd do more. but. Time is bad and junk. Sorry </3

>>5414374
And you look like a bitch.

>>5414379
>My first break up text was "Fuck off messaging my girl, we're trying to fuck
Feels bad man. Feels real bad.

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Where did that harlot of an imposter go to? I got a thousand year leg itch with her name written on it for her.

>>5414425
Bork beat up DMG earlier

>>5414378
It's never going to happen...

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>>5414420
(Thanks, I really, REALLY, hate doing this...)
(And I really hate ending sessions midway through...)

>>5414442
How about instead of that, you let us scratch your itch?

>>5414437
>hands you a mirror

>>5414368
Form your own opinions about people. Despite what whiteknights like to say, nobody gets shitposted for no reason.

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>>5414226
>The Roserade licked up the pre cum that she could reach as it dribbled down his shaft. But once she noticed his head be thrown back, her lapping would stop and she would eagerly wait for his orgasm. Her eyes would close once she began to cum. Once he was finished with his orgasm while sliding his tip back into her mouth, she would open her eyes half-way and start sucking on his tip once more. She would suck out any last bits of cum he had to release before swallowing down all of that spunk in her mouth.
Mmm...
>She let out a soft moan into his cock before pulling her lips back while looking up to him with a smile re-forming on her lips.

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>>5414476
>EATS THE FUCKING MIRROR

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>>5414475
Atleast give me a face first. I want to image the surprise on your face when I'll give you an itch that will always move out of reach..Yes, that should do fine, keeping you awake all night.

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>>5414353
>Ganondorf
Oh god yes I'm up for some corruption!

>>5414437
>She smiles warmly down at her, giggling a bit as she was bitten.
Don't worry, my love. I understand. I'll try to be here earlier to serve you~

>>5414481
>nobody gets shitposted for no reason
>falls out of his chair laughing

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>>5414437
(One of my relationships ended with her mother telling me to stop messaging her or she'll call the cops.)

>>5414402
>(Dean Ambrose was John Cena's first squeaky-clean no asterisk loss in 9 years.

I'm still amazed they booked him so strongly for that long)

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>>5414432
(You got Fall Apart Cat, Also I can tone it down and just give you maniac fun)

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>>5413938
As soon as the man plucks off one of the many adverts from a wall, a peculiar light suddenly shines forth from the parchment. It's faint at first, barely noticeable, but it immediately turns into a blinding flash. The anon is deprived of his sight momentarily due to the brightness, but as the temporary blindness wears off, his surroundings become easier to grasp: a dimly lit library with lanterns hanging from the ceiling.

"I take it you're interested in the job...?" a soft voice rings out, as a short girl appears out of the corner of a bookshelf that was adjacent to two other cases. "Welcome to the Scarlet Library.".

>>5414047
The place was practically in the middle of nowhere. It was a massive edifice with a large gate, windows tinted a dark red due to the heavy drapws hanging against the panes. There's a metal gate before him, but it opens on its own. In reality though, one of the fairy maids had opened it to allow him entrance. The actual location was located much deeper into the mansion which he had discovered. Though, he likely didn't realize he'd walked through a sort of wormhole into Gensokyo. The front door is open, and within the structure are more flyers which have directions towards the library.

>>5414123
As he went on his way towards the supposed area of the job, a sudden bout of darkness shrouds his vision. The moment it wears off and he comes to his senses, he finds himself in a dark library, the only sources of light being some lanterns suspended from the ceiling, which seemed to be so high up that it was just a void.

"Hello," calls out a feminine voice. "Are you here for the job application I've posted?"

cont

>>5414501
>hands you a napkin
You got a bit of red on you.

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>>5414168
Sorry ive never been drunk before desu i dont know whats going on forgive me when jm sober

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>>5414379
>Tharja more confidently cut away at her side of the lobster, breaking away the hard shell for the first bite. She places it in her mouth, savoring the taste before swallowing.
Divine.
You interest me as well. Your undead state is fascinating... and arousing.
>She bites her lip, possibly to tease him as she cuts another bite.
>>5414442
>She had hardly stepped inside before her doppelganger followed suit.
You again? What is your purpose here?

>>5414277

>His member began to leak pre inside her, his lips viciously meeting hers in a passionate kiss while their tongues danced with each other.
>Sighing into the kiss, he eventually broke it, leaving a string of spit joining their lips.

Haa... Haa... T-That.. Ahhh...

>Of course, thanks to her intense motions, he felt his climax approach faster and faster every second.

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>>5414289
Located deep within the Gensokyo forest, the looming edifice casts a dark shadow upon the newly-arrived applicant. A vicious wind blew through the trees, emitting a loud shuffling tone of leaces rustling against one another to the wind's rhythm. It cast a rather uncomfortable atmosphere, but soon enough, the mansion door opened by itself, allowing the man entry into the massive structure. Despite its architecture, with many windows constructed into the manor, most of the glass panes were covered heavily with red drapes, preventing any form of light to pervade into the facility. There was a flyer that greeted him, stuck onto the wall, which gave him directions to the supposed library.

>>5414311
Right as the man speaks out to announce the reason for his arrival, the heavy steel gate seems to open on its own. Something forces him inside, and the entryway soon closes off. It was certainly unnerving. The mansion was still a bit farther in, but it's clear that the front door is open, as if the librarian searching for an assistant had been expecting him. The covered windows might catch his attention, or perhaps the fact that he was just led in by some unknown force without any sort of heed or forewarning. At least he didn't trip. With the gate closed behind him, however, there was no turning back.

>>5414511
So you'd curse me just because?

Wow. Kind of a horrible person aren't you?

>>5414551
McCree loves (you)

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>>5414516
( It's something I wanted to do for a LONG time.)
(Youngdorf only has two good arts, though. which was one of my concerns.)

>>5414551

Have you ever ERPed drunk before?

It's a blast.

>>5414551
I mean it's not like you've done anything too obnoxious. Take a drink of water and get some sleep.

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>>5414523
>(Dean Ambrose was John Cena's first squeaky-clean no asterisk loss in 9 years.
DBray at Summerslam
>B-but meh arm
Fuck off, it was clean.

>Close friend had that happen to him recently
>They have a fucking kid
It feels bad. But it could be worse.

>>5414544
>Also eats the napkin
Thanks

>>5414570
(Also, I apologize for my slowness - I'm on a tablet.)
>Patchy

>>5414432
Well shit yeah go right on ahead!

>He unzips his jeans and pulls out his thick cock

Enjoy! You drunk slut Idol

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>>5414526
Uh...
Sorry, still no. If anyone else wants to use Miss Fortune for this, go right ahead. I just don't feel comfortable having my characters in unpleasant life or death situations or being brutally tortured in ways that are meant to be sexy to others. Call me a pansy, but sorry; I have to decline. Have a lewd kitty as a way to amend for my sins or being a coward.

>>5414598
*cough*DMG*cough*Iowa*cough*

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>>5414574
I got hexes to practice with and I need a steady supply of fools as guinea pig. Are you offering?

>She didn't bother waiting for the anon to finish, waving one arm around while muttering a few words in an unknown language

Enjoy a runny nose for a week, faceless one.
Both of them.


>>5414563
Nice going, you are barely here and you already got rid of your panties, offering yourself up for any man or woman to ravish you

>She wouldn't admit it, but she liked seeing her doppelganger bottomless a bit more than she wanted to show, with her meaty funbags making their approval known.

>>5414601
>hands you a KNIFE

>>5414563
>>5414442
Now neither of you will be virgin!

>>5414601
Shame Dean ended up as such a dud.

>>5414541
He tried to protect himself as the darkness surrounds him and teleports him to another place. A library?. He shrugged off before walking a couple of meters and looking around the fancy location before stopping as he hears the feminine voice. He scratches the back of his head before looking where was the voice caming from. After a few seconds of searching without results he replies.

"Y-yeah! I want to take the job...is this some kind of interview or something?" He asked, a bit naive as he waited for the voice to answer him

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>>5414613
(Then here's an ass)

>>5414601
>gives you a 30cm dildo

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>>5414596
Well, if it makes you feel better, we can do it on like discord or something where images aren't really mandatory for erping in the direct messaging...

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>>5414621
>When I would come into thread FUCKING LOADED begging for cock pics
I'm surprised how many of you are either black or FUCKING hung.

>>5414632
>Goes to eat the knife
Wait... Wait a second...

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>>5414656
TAKE IT BACK.

>>5414563
>Gabriel took his first ever bite of lobster. Growing up in the slums of LA, it was usually Mexican cuisine from trucks or whatever slop was available. The taste of such a high-class meal surprised the teen's untested tastebuds. He couldn't help but vocalize his enjoyment with a loud "Mmm!", and he was eager to dig into more of his meal, turning into a rather hungry young boy, making a clatter of silverware hitting ceramic. While the rest of the patrons were eating upright and proper, the teen was hunched over practically wolfing down his meal. This of course inspired yet more snotty reactions from nearby people.

A-arousing? Ha, you really think that, huh? It probably helps that unless I say somethin' or you can tell, I practically look alive. Sorta.

>>5414601
>without asterisk
Key words there.

And yeah. Surprisingly enough that girl that did that to me is one of two exes I'm still on good terms with. She apologized for DAYS when she contacted me years later. Now we're the best of friends.)

>>5414668
YOU FOOL, it was a trap!

>>5414656
Well maybe if they didn't book him as lulz crazy Seth's punching bag and Roman's BFF!

>>5414667
No no, it's fine. we can do it on the meme website.
all's good.~

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>>5414664
This ain't to bigger then normal. I can deep throat up to 9 inches.
.... Don't ask how I know...

>>5414687
>Uses Solemn Judgement

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>>5414433

Now go! Shoo! Shoo!

>Even with the mess caused by the invaders, Hotaru continued to fool around, hitting the man on the head over and over.
>Yes, that was the power of the Shidare Heiress. Not bad, uh?

You're lucky I'm feeling generous right now!

>>5414628
>The anon feels a dribble from his nose - and somewhere else - and sniffs, before muttering something indistinct and snapping his fingers, invoking a simple dispel. The transparent dribble of snot is soon wiped away with a tissue, and he doesn't sniff again.
>He'd never admit it, but he's surprised she got through his defensive enchantments.

... Are you done throwing your little tantrum, or do you have more in you?

>>5414277

>He follows her demand. He slows down the speed of his thrusts so she can adjust. Her warm rectum constricts around his cock, as if it was trying to drain every bit of his essence.

Mmm Tharja, your ass feels amazing.

>>5414699
Oh shi-
>fucking dies?

>>5414668
I already posted my dick recently. I give it to you but I'm on mobile. I'm also not black.

>>5414570
(You're okay not using greentext? Without it is my preferred method, so I'll swap over to it!)

If the surroundings weren't enough to set him on ease, the mansion's door opening all by its lonesome certainly did. A shiver ran down his spine as he walked inside, shutting the door behind him despite every instinct telling him to leave. He swallows the primal fear as he follows the paper's instruction, making his way down branching corridors up to a large, wooden doorway that seemingly fit the bill. With another few knocks, he holds his breath, expecting the equally large pair of doors to swing open all on their own once again.

>>5414699
How do you know?

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>>5414604
Oh, thank you...
>She brightly grinned, before blinking in confusion at what he said and his cock.
H-huh...
Drunk, idol, and slut?
...what a nice compliment~!
>She dumbly responded, falling to her knees before placing her face right up against his rod, poking and rubbing it.
Hmm...feels like a nice drink dispenser...
>She remarked, slurping his cock up with her mouth in one go.

>>5414621

Iowa is god tier when she's drunk. So is DMG.

>>5414668

I wish I could have been here for that. Then again, I'm pretty sure I've showed you my cock already.

>>5414699
Amerifag here. Isn't 30cm closer to 11 inches?

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>>5414403
Ooh~
N-no!
Its only m-ngh
Me!
>with every thrust came another slutty moan, as Vriska grinded up and down on your cock massaging her 8reasts to tease herself, using one hand on them while the other ru88ed her clit

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>>5414569
>As she felt him tremble inside her, she did little to calm her frantic pace as her walls quivered around him. If he looks around, he'll notice most of the female patrons near them are masturbating to the sight.
>>5414628
Who are you to speak? I was simply removing restricting clothing.
>She had forgotten she even slipped her clothes off.
If I didn't know any better, I would think you wanted to ravish me more than anyone else here.
>>5414639
>kek
>>5414684
>She smiles at his reaction to her words.
This is a nice meal, is it not?
>>5414709
>Feeling more comfortable, she starts rocking her hips back and forth to help him slide in and out easier.
I could get used to this.

>>5414727
30cm = 12in

... just about.

>>5414681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b33qzWG2Afw

>>5414696
True, sadly very true. But you gotta make reigns look stron- fuck, I can't even type that with a straight face.

Wasn't he also Brays only fued win?

>>5414570
>>5414717
set off ease*

(I'll wake up shortly..)

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>>5414697
(Understood! Let's see how much we can do...)

Hmm, hey wait a minute sir...
>The female knight called out to the man, pacing quickly to catch up to him.
Do I...know you?

>>5414541
>Getting his bearings after the long walk he took to arrive to the address mentioned, he marveled at how big and how beautiful the location his potential new career would be, captivated by the scarlet manor's gardens and structure. As the metal gates opened up before him, though, he took a step back in surprise of what just happened. Reluctance built up inside of him as he wondered whether or not this job may be worth it, however looking back and reading the benefits shown on the flyer in his hand gave him enough courage to press on. He walked through the gates and the front door, following the flyers to an enormous library that seemed much larger than what the manor can hold. After gazing at the the myriad of shelves, he searched around for the girl shown on the paper, but being unable to locate her, he instead resorted to calling out.
Hello? Is anybody in here? I'm here to apply for the job mentioned on this flyer.

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>>5414710
You'd be negated. So not dead. Negated. You never happened.
>Being destroied, sent to the grave, removed from play and negated are ALL different in YGO.
This is dumb.

>>5414712
I'll never say no to a good dick <3

>>5414718
I JUST SAID DON'T ASK.
FUCK.

>>5414723
Who you then? I've seen a lot of avas and anon dicks.

>>5414727
Yeah, 2-3 inches aren't THAT much bigger.
I could take 11 inches with prep time.

>>5414735
DELETE THIS

>>5414735
I wake up in cold sweat worrying about Rusiv

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>>5414729
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN FASHION, BUT THE FACT WE SHARE A MUTUAL INTEREST IN CHAINSAWS PIQUES MY INTEREST. TELL ME MORE OF YOUR FRIEND.

>>5414541
>Holding the suddenly-glowing flyer in his hand, he shields his eyes as he finds himself enveloped in a bright light. Though he can't see a thing, he feels a sudden dizzying feeling, stumbling to stay on his feet despite not moving. As the light fades, he pulls his arm away and opens his eyes, only to find his location had completely changed. Growing used to the dim light, his head jerks from one side of the room to the other as he gathers his new surroundings. He was clearly in a library, surrounded by shelves of impressive-looking books and intimidating tomes. He spun around again when he heard a voice greet him, staring down the cute, purple-haired girl as she appeared.
Scarlet Library? Are you some kind of mage? This place seems ancient... So that job description...it's not fake?

>>5414721
That's right...Get to it you filthy slut

>He set his hand on the top of her head

Make sure to get it all

>>5414570
>He had seen the mysterious forces of the enigmatic manor in the past, but as a mere human he could never quite adjust to the feeling. Swept up in the gale, before he knew it the red robed academic was outside the Scarlet Library. He raised his arm over his brow to block out the light that barely peakes through the curtains. Dimness was his preference after all, his eyes were too frail to handle much of the sun. Knocking on the door of the enormous double doors, he peers his head inside looking for a particular librarian to whom he owed everything. One step in and he closed the door behind him with a hushed click before calling out.
Hello? Patchouli? I'm here for the "job".

>>5414729

>With the whole length inside her, he could also feel the tip of his shaft kiss the deepest part of her love tunnel, threatening to unleash his load in there!
>A sly grin appeared on his face, his hand reaching for her glasses while his other hand took his. Eventually, he did something absolutely lewd: He traded his for hers!

S-So, you're OK with me cumming deep inside you... A-Ahhh... I-I don't know if our species are compatible...

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>>5414707
Good job, you managed to dispel something even a newborn foal could. Do you want a standing ovation? Ask your father and mother. See if they care.

Or you could go and ask my doppelganger for a reward. I'm sure that third grade courtesan would be happy to oblige

...Can I watch her squirm? I might even throw in a few hexes to increase her suffering.


>>5414730
>...Busted, her doppelganger was spot on, but Thajat - being the bitch she is, was quick to add with an insult.

I-If anything, I would let one of my Faceless pets do it for me. Did I mentioned that they are 10 feet tall, packed with muscle and no brawn? I think they are perfect audience for you, skin cladded bimbo.

>Without realising, her eyes trailed up and down, admiring Tharja's breasts and slit.

...I'll deal with you whenever I feel like it. I got hexes to practice while you got men to please. Don't get youself killed. Or do it anyway, what do I care.

>The REAL hexxer leaves, what will happen next? >Nobody knows. Only that she is going to tap that...badly
((Selfcest is a go. Soon))

>>5414758
I WANT TO KNOW HOW.

>>5414744
>The cloaked male flinched at the sound of her voice. He had done such a good job of blending in with the crowd, That he had all but forgotten about this one. The one being in this kingdom that he hated above all others. Thus, he said nothing. turning from his original destination to head for the nearest exit point, hopefully leading out of the crowded marketplace.

>>5414758
It will be DELIGHTFUL!

>>5414767
I hear ya on that one.

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Hi everyone!

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>>5414791
IT'S EMBARRASSING SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

>>5414730
>He nodded as he chewed away. It would appear that he was hungrier than would think, though in his state he didn't feel hunger. Regardless, he had scarfed down over half the lobster at this point, and he showed no sign of stopping. Aside from the occasional pause to sip at his drink, a glass of water because he shyly mumbled a few inaudible words to the person taking his drink order. Gabriel managed to stop himself long enough to answer her question, which allowed him a few moments to actually rest and stop being so crass in contrast to the refined atmosphere.

iMuy delicioso! I've never eaten so fancy before, bruja! Is this the kinda stuff people like you eat all the time?

>>5414701
...
>The man looks at her, rolling his own eyes. He looks around the wrecked shop and smiles.
Oh my, yes. So generous! And with that, I'll do as you ask, shoo and leave you to your own devices!
>He walks out the door and closes it, causing more of the wall to crumble and hit the ground. Clearing his through, he peers through the wreckage.
You may have bested me this day! But soon! Soon I will destroy this useless candy store, and cover its foundation in tarmac! Buahahahahaha!

>>5414812
EMBARRASSING IS GOOD. COULD BE HOT, TOO. LET'S HEAR IT.

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>>5414812
>

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>>5414776
>She felt like that she really shouldn't be happy being called that, but something inside her made her hum with delight and approval at his supposedly insulting degrading attempts. She moaned merrily as she looked up, nuzzling her head into his hand, both hands working on his balls by pure instinct.

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I require two names.

Also Kurisu died

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>>5414797
(Now he's being fed to Roman, poor kid just wanted to wrestle)
>>5414808
AH! A PERSON!

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>>5414784
The Faceless would be more likely to hold a decent conversation.
>She admires the INFERIOR hexxer's swaying hips as she walks out the door.
(I'll be waiting.)

>>5414808
Cute Nepper!

>>5414758

I'm just some random anon who sent you a pic after a session.

>>5414835
Add Big Boss and Fleece Johnson.

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>>5414835
NiggerslayerXxX_420 and Steve.

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>>5414769
SHES A CUTE VAMPIRE WITH THE WORST CHARACTER ARC AND GENERAL PERSONALITY, 8UT IF I COULD FUCK HER I WOULD DO THAT IN AN INSTANT
>>5414782
We're not~
Trolls dont even ge-ngh
Anatomy l8r!
Just cum inside me~
>Vriska simply stared as you switched glasses, though that didnt last for more than a second as another thrust pulled a moan from her, and with all the stimulation, she was close to cumming, though she wanted to w8 for you, cumming at the same time sounded like fun, and neither would end up unfulfilled
Anon~
Cum inside me!
>>5414808
Complete the sentence!
N_P
>>5414835
Vriska!

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>>5414723
(H-hi)

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>>5414831
IT'S NOT HOT I PROMISE.
HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

>>5414832
>Is stunned out of this embarrassing conversation

>>5414835
DMG2. Revenge of the DMG

>>5414854
Oh lovely! Not sure if I remember every dick pic tho..

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>>5414793
>Despite it being a busy day, Linkle carelessly hopped over and around everyone with ease, being more athletic than her male counterpart.
Slow down; I just want to talk...
>She tried to reassure, dashing a bit faster to reach him.

>>5414758
Still have the same gmail for April?

>>5414730

>He took a look around, noticing the sight of the female patrons playing with themselves thanks to the witch's spell on him.
>The man felt flattered by that... And since he was enjoying the undeserved attention, he decided to let some join the fun.

A-Ahh... I-I'm gonna cum soon, so... Nnngh... W-Who wants to help by cleaning Tharja's cunt...?

>He waited patiently, looking at some of the more cute patrons.

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>>5414844
Hi scary boss monster guy!
How are you?

>>5414849
Hiya cute anon! How are you?

>>5414859
NEP!

>>5414835
Name yourself the butcher, because you're slaughtering those poor guys.

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>>5414856
Thank you, these will work

>>5414871
Go to bed, best boat.

>>5414871
Hello perfection!

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>>5414878
This also happened once next door. Pottery.

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>>5414890
[email protected]

>Last message was love anon confessing who he was
Cute.

>>5414900
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

>>5414833
>He began to push her head down further along his shaft as it got even harder and thicker in her tiny mouth

>>5414890
*from April

>>5414844
He does got a smoken hot wife though, can't feel THAT bad for him.

>>5414879
>The Gerudo gritted his teeth under the burlap hood he wore. The exit gate was so close. He just wanted to get away. He wasn't in any mood to talk,nor was he in any state to fight. Loosing a war takes it's toll on someone.

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>>5414828

....
Well, that was interesting!

>Hotaru turned around, only to see the store in chaos and completely messed up.
>Maybe she should have asked for aid to fix the place. Goddamn it.

.... Curses.

>Taking a broom, she started to clean around, hoping Kokonutsu wouldn't notice.
>Spoilers: He does.

>>5414784
>The faceless stranger looks over at Tharja, his eyeless face seeing across several universes. In many - or even most - of them, she already has a partner. >>5414730
Honestly, she looks busy. I'd rather not get myself wrapped up in all that.

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>>5414900
Good shit, mate.

>>5414871
Hope your enjoying yourself best shipfu!

>>5414893
Mmm, it was a long day and the end of a long week. But it's a whole lot brighter now that you're here!

>>5414893
Is it time to bully Neps?

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>>5414905
ALMOST as perfect as this.

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>>5414901
(I can't... not right now anyways!)

>>5414903
(Hello! But I'm not perfect at all! I'll be on soon I hope... some people wouldn't like me right now though)

>>5414878
I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

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>>5414929
(Just like Austin and Debra? Or Randy and Elizabeth? Matt and Lita?)
>>5414893
Questioning a lot of thing, you?

>>5414954
Why can't you sleep BB-61?

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>>5414955
Well.. You know how Peach really likes plastic cocks? Mightofconvincedmetobuyoneshutupnow

>>5414730

>He picks up the pace of his thrusts, his entire cock in and out of her ass as his hips slap against her thick butt. He slams his hand down quickly on her rear a couple times, causing it to jiggle even further as he anally fucks her.

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>>5414954

[Let haters hate, Booby Boat!]
[Which reminds me, we have unfinished business since... Forever. Would you be OK with resuming that or just drop it like a bad stepson down the stairs?]

>>5414900
No wonder she is in the shower so much. She is covered from head to toe in dirt...in the ground.

>>5414954
I haven't even played with you yet, but I'm sure I'd enjoy the experience regardless.

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>>5414927
>His hard erection was now big enough for her to move one hand up from his sack to jerk him all, while still being able to bob her head up and down on it. She moaned eagerly as her other hand slowly went to her own cunt to masturbate, making her shiver with anticipation.

>>5414871

Hey sexy.

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>>5414976

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>>5414848
(Have no clue why I posted that so early.)
>>5414815
>Her look turns more neutral.
I'm not the kind of noble you seem to think I am. Now, finish your meal. I've had my fill.
>>5414892
>Tharja's motions only quicken as her body is filled with climactic pleasure. Her arms twitch as the hold him. At his words, a few girls come down to their level. One sneaks her way to their crotches, giving his balls some licking as it continues to drive its way inside her pussy. Another girl pulls Tharja's lips from his, replacing them with her own. More girls surround them, pawing and groping at him at any chance they get.
>>5414980
Eep!
>Her ass reddens at his smacks, causing her to let out a sharp yelp. His actions only serve to make her already-constricting hole even tighter.

>>5414976
And people complain about Mecha's blogging.
This is just awkward.

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>>5414942
E-Eh? Because of me? W-Well I'm glad I could make your week a little better anon!

>>5414947
NEPS ARE NOT FOR BULLY!

>>5414965
Questing stuff? IF-chan does that to me all the time, mostly about things I do!

>>5414954
Hi cute boat lady! I hope you can feel 100% soon and eventually get some sleep!

>>5414976
>plastic
Silicone you disgusting plebian.

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>>5414954
(Hey, people don't like me simply for playing male avas. If anything, I say when you come on here, we'll rp together just to say "FUCK YOU" to those that hate us!
Seriously though, don't let them bother you. You're a excellent rper and I love all our times together!)

>>5414976
The good thing is, this is actually kind of hot if I imagine DMG, the character, doing it.

>>5414859

>With a barrage of powerful, eager thrusts, he could feel his orgasm hit him, releasing his seed deep into Vriska's otherworldly pussy.
>String after string of his seed filled her insides, his body quivering as the powerful climax reached him, enjoying the feeling from beginning to end.

Nnng... Vriska... T-That...

>His hand reached for the back of her head, fingers running down her black hair.

That... Was incredible~!

>>5414965
Actually, if it goes the way of Matt and Lita, ten years later we get Broken Rusev. I think I'd be fine with that.

>>5415018
>Takes your D-Pad accessories off your head and lifts them up, holding them up in the air.
Too bad!

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>>5414931
>A hand. A hand was now on his shoulder, with a cautious female speaking up with concern. This could only go so well.
Heya...are you feeling okay?

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>>5415003
>>5415016
NO BULLY.

>>5415019
Platic rolls of the tongue better.

>>5415034
Closest I can find in my collection is staff rubbing
Sorry senpai.

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>>5414941
(I think I am anyways! I hope everything is going good for you too!)

>>5414967
(Oh, cause I'm not sleepy! Plus uh... I'm playing Call of Cthulhu right now but I'll be around soon. I'd like to do something new! But I dunno who to try... maybe bring back one of my one shots)

>>5414988
(Oh! Please rectify that soon! I love anons! You all make the thread what it is!)

>>5415002
(Good evening sir, I hope everything is going alright!)

>>5414981
(Well I wouldn't mind if we're on at the same time Mr. Thirst!)

>>5415018
(Oh I'm okay! But you seem different Plutia. Are you okay?)

>>5415024
(Oh it was just a joke! I'm not going to take it to heart. But thank you for the words anyways)

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>>5414976
Well, now I know what to get you for Christmas...HAHAHAHAAAAA!

>>5415024
>simply for playing male avas

Luffy you are one dense motherfucker

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>>5415042
(This also means nine years of Fat Hardy)
>>5415018
Like why ya come here?

>>5415009

>Surprised by how obedient the girls were, he smiled as he continued to kiss Tharja... Or at least until another girl replaced her lips with her own. Kissing her intensely, he pushed some of the mage's spit into her mouth.
>Then, he almost jumped in surprise when he felt a needy mouth and tongue kissing and licking his testes, causing him to shove even further into her!

Hmpph... ! I-I'm gonna cum...

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>>5414859
N A P ?

>>5414808
Hiiiiiiiii.

>>5415053
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

>>5415050
Don't TOUCH me..!
>Turning to face her with a look of combined anger and disgust, He finally spoke,raising a hand to push her away. He was already rather close to his breaking point, He had been on edge for the past few days, and she wasn't helping.
What do you even WANT.

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>>5414893
CORRECT
>pokes the d-pads on neps hair
Do these things do anything?
>>5415039
>feeling the familiar warm feeling of cum shooting into her, Vriska finally stopped trying to resist her orgasm, moving her own hips up and down as fast as she could, her whole body tingled with pleasure as she came on top of you, 8lue fem-cum shooting everywhere, she relaxed after a few seconds, panting and laughing a 8it
That was lovely anon~
>>5415089
That too...
I guess?

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>>5415075
Delete this.
DELETE.

>>5415090
NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE.

>>5414993
Damn..Look at this...You're a fuckin' pro ya know that?

>He grunted and laid back a bit enjoying the sensation

>>5415018
Yeah, cute girls have that sort of effect on me, Thanks Nep!

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>>5415069

[Excellent~ Can't wait...]

>>5415016
Popular Avas for some reason get to blog as much as they want without Anons batting an eye. Just look at TT Jinx when they are not typefucking Fronk.

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>>5415048
>The distressed Nep jumps in futile attempts to reach up for her D-Pads. Her eyes forming tears as she was just too short to reach.
C-C'mon! Give them back! Y-You can't bully Neps!

>>5415069
(That's cause I'm Neptune! (New Nep!) Not Plutia!)

>>5415078
Ehh? There's a problem with coming here?

>>5415089
Speaking of Plutia, Hi Plutia!
>She ran up to her purple haired pal, and wrapped her up in a tight hug.

>>5415101
>She put her hands up, lightly swatting against the poking Vriska.
Not really, they're kinda like hairclips!

>>5415069
Well, enjoy the night best boat, I'm sure whatever you bring will be fun!

>>5415009
>The look that she gave him at his remark felt like it drained Gabriel of all his momentum. The look on his face said it all, the teen retreated right back into his shell. The shy and reserved Latino finished his meal in silence, mentally chastising himself for saying the wrong thing. A few voices in his head were either mocking him for it, telling him "it was only a matter of time", or just plain laughing. A spare hand went into his pocket to turn the music on a bit louder, trying to drown out the sounds of self-doubt and self-depreciation. In time, Gabriel was finished. He pushed the plate away from him to show that he was done, and a shy glance at Tharja was followed by a nod to drive that point home.

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>>5415102
Now now no need to be CUT by a little joke...HAHAHA!....

>>5415119
It's simple. We kill the Fronk.

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>>5415077
>I just said "simply for", as in, currently now. I said nothing about it being the ONLY thing they hated me for; that goes to the fact I posted my face and it went viral here and became a meme while being a terrible Luffy erper.
>Sorry for being this back up please don't tell mommy Ragyo or else I'll be so fucked i-in my clit.

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>>5415134
>>5415145
I'M ABOUT TO FUCK SOME NIGGERS UP.