HG Thread: Chimera Wormhole Edition
>>5411185
No, of course not...
>>5411160
pretty but my eyes seem to go bad
>>5411185
Ferry souls? The only thing I ferry is criminals to their new home behind bars!
>>5411204
Moot?
>>5411204
What!?
>Throws all charmer cards overboard
SAY GOODBYE TO AUSSAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5411189
"MISS"? I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. I'LL ADMIT, I'VE GOTTEN A LITTLE DISTRACTED, BUT POINT ME TOWARDS DEMON ASS AND YOU BET I'M GONNA TEAR IT INTO OBLIVION
>>5411160
....THESE THINGS ARE LIKE COCKROACHES.
>>5411185
YOU ARE VILE, YOU KNOW THAT?
>>5411086 (Soviet)
...Ah? What? Which demon, the purple one? Why does it matter, if I may ask? What is the matter?
>>5411088 (Doomguy)
Yes, I am good friends with him! He DOES live in Russia, after all! We're very good friends, and we have fun talking whenever I see him! Have you met him, Doomguy?
>>5411111 (Serenity)
...Brian? Wait, you didn't tell Alfred to bring me here? Then who did?
Anyway, yes, Brian is a normal individual. I do not know how many people he has seduced, but I can only assume he has seduced, like, ten people here, give or take. How many people do you think he has seduced?
>>5411198
When are you going to fuck Yuno and Chitoge in a good old fashioned threesome?
>>5411245
I don't know?
>>5411235
YOU KIDDIN' ME? SOVIET IS ONE OF MY CLOSEST BROTHERS IN ARMS. EVERY TIME HE FINDS/MAKES A NEW GUN (WHICH IS QUITE OFTEN) HE LETS ME TEST DRIVE IT. IN RETURN, I SOMETIMES GIVE HIM SOME DEMONIC TREASURES THAT I PICK UP IN HELL WHENEVER I PAY IT A LITTLE VISIT.
>>5411235
Nothings.
>>5411185
Bullshit. He is good man. Saved my life and many others
>>5411160
>kills as many kebab chimeras as possible
>>5411226
GRAOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHAHHH!!!
>>5411274
D E L E T
>>5411198
Are you certain? Not many use the word demon so lightly.
>>5411204
Perhaps you should explain more of how your island functions, it is confusing us a tremendous amount.
>>5411226
And you are virile, we certainly know that. Don't act as though you didn't just have relations with one of our kin. Your bravado has been shown to be nothing more than a shroud, and we intend on illuminating it.
>>5411235
(Nope! Don't have a clue either)
Hundreds, maybe even thousands. He is forced to remain in the solitary wilderness most of the time, lest he be swarmed by hedonistic worshippers!
>>5411271
Jesus of Nazareth, yes, but not the one you call JC.
>>5411204
OKABEEEEEEEE
>>5411204
Seems like there was a lesser disturbance.
>>5411298
I do, it just sounded cool!
>>5411298
I'm a cop. When someone breaks the law I have to put them in jail. That's my job.
>>5411298
JC is Jesus of Nazereth. Just his nickname he uses often.
>>5411264
Like the Bear Hug. Adapted a Yak-B 4 barrel minigun that uses very large bullets to hand held uses
>>5411301
You're the one who took my face!
>>5411264
Ah, it must be amazing trying so many guns like that, Doomguy! You and him seem to be like brothers, in a way! Please, tell me more about your adventures with him! Did he say anything about me?
>>5411271
You say it is nothing, yet you asking about it in the first place proves otherwise. What is wrong, Soviet?
>>5411298
Hm. He said that someone wanted me here today, so this is a weird predicament. While I am speaking with you, are you still going to ava Belarus~?
...Hundreds, maybe even thousands. Not here, he isn't. He seems to be a relatively nice man, not looking for any relationships actively. I don't see anyone here worshipping him, but perhaps there may be a cult down in Hell.
Do you think that some demons live in Hell, Norway, as a joke? Probably.
>>5411298
FUCK YOU, DEMON WHORE. EVEN ON PLANET "NEVER-GONNA-FUCKING-HAPPEN", WHICH IS THE REALM WHERE I SOMEHOW LOST ENOUGH BRAIN CELLS TO DECIDE TO SCREW YOU, YOU WOULD TREMBLE UNDER MY MIGHT. THAT LAST DEMONESS YOU SPEAK OF, I NEARLY KILLED HER. SO GET ON MY LEVEL, SHITGUTS.
>>5411351
I did not take it. Stuff like this happens all the time and no one knows how and why.
Hi, everyone! I'm happy again!
Pick a number between 1 and 12. Dubs win.
>>5411392
What!?
>>5411400
Hello!
>>5411406
Okay.
>>5411408
You heard me.
>>5411400
Hello. How is day?
>>5411381
Is nothing.
>>5411415
Unbelievable!
Really, The "lets do battle" stances? You can't be serious... No matter how you prepare human ability is extremely limited and finite, your Harmon training avails you nothing. ITS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS!
>>5411406
1.5
>>5411400
Again?
>>5411406
>8.
>>5411408
Hi, blue person!
>>5411424
It's better now.
>>5411434
Again?
>>5411424
...If you say so, Soviet. I am still concerned for whatever it is you needed, however.
>>5411442
Why again, why were you not before?
>>5411415
That´s not a number, Okashit. Try again
>>5411406
0
>>5411381
I THINK DESCRIBING OUR FRIENDSHIP AS ACTUAL NON-BLOOD BROTHERHOOD MAY BE PERHAPS A BIT EXTREME, BUT I DO ADMIRE HIM DEARLY.
AS MENTIONED, >>5411346 HE DEVELOPED A NEW CHAINGUN FOR ME THAT'S BEEN TEARING DEMONS IN HALF QUITE WELL.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN ON THAT MANY ADVENTURES TOGETHER, BUT WE OCCASIONALLY HAVE FOUGHT THOSE DAMN CHIMERAS OFF. THE BATTLE WAS GLORIOUS.
>>5411253
Soon?
>>5411429
Believe it or not, it happened.
>>5411454
I was trying to get dubs but fine, 3?
>>5411342
I suppose we are forced to accept this despite the seemingly nonsensical nature of it.
>>5411346
He is a false idol, another sin of yours.
>>5411340
And how do demons do, if your idea of doing is like a demon?
>>5411381
(No I was just threatening Ivan in a joking manner over something I can't even remember. Threatening Alfred with Ash?)
Demons have no true residence, for they forfeited their right to home. This is why they fell from it.
>>5411383
We certainly hope you would leave us trembling, why else would we be so interested? Besides, if you wish to truly compete sexually, we are adept enough to torture legions of the damned with our obelisk for eons, breaking them apart only for the fires to reassemble them.
>>5411400
Setsuna, we are very pleased to hear this! Were our words helpful?
You people are bad at rolling dubs.
First 24, will bump it if this post get enough (You's). Post cosplay/crossover images of your avatar. Why? Because we are going to Comic-Con!
>>5411471
Sure when they kidnap me
>>5411496
They're doing really cool of course!
>>5411509
Serenity
>>5411442
I'm Bernadette the Dullahan. Who and what are you?
>>5411496
There's nothing nonsensical about it!
>>5411509
Trap Card
>>5411509
Peace through power.
>>5411509
Saber
>>5411509
Rintarou Kyubey
>>5411431
>squats and gets hand ready for fight
CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA CУКA
>>5411446
Sure.
>>5411442
Good! You have some regular rice?>>5411496
Bullshit
>>5411509
Soviet Hussar
>>5411496
IS "OBELISK" A DICK EUPHEMISM?...gonna have to save that for later. AND STILL, NO. NOT GONNA BANG YOU. EVER. STOP ASKING.
>aka if we ever meet in ERP i'll think about it
>>5411509
DOCTOR DOOMGUY
>>5411509
Ivan and Cirno
...This is what you mean, right? Is this good?
>>5411462
Still, you are quite close with him. Almost like family, but like you said, it is a bit extreme.
The guns he gives you must be quite interesting, I must admit. Chimeras? As in those Greek mythical creatures, or is it something else?
>>5411509
Bernadette Dullahan
>>5411525
>not a trap monster
For shame.
>>5411449
Because people were making fun of me. But they're not now!
>>5411496
Yes, they were. Thank you.
>>5411509
Cosplay Setsuna
>Not sure if the cosplay is mandatory but here.
>>5411509
Yukrain
>>5411509
Adrian Rollini
>>5411509
Bavaria
>>5411509
Furry porn
>>5411483
Works fine for me and gives no error.
Did you paste it into the correct console? Pic related
>>5411509
Nunavut
>>5411509
The Dinkster
>>5411509
Grape Juice
>>5411518
I'm Setsuna the human.
>>5411536
Yes!
>she pulls a rice ball from her bag and hands it to him
>>5411509
Tenshi
>>5411509
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5411574
>pets
>>5411509
Julion Alvarez
>>5411509
Ruby Gloom
>>5411406
*6
I wish (insert ava here) should leave the hunger games
If you think your gender is unclear or the host is fucking stupid, please add a gender. Otherwise you will be listed as Male if I don't got a clue.
>>5411556
>Post whatever the fuck pleases you, mate :^)
>>5411496
Ah, yes, I was threatening Alfred with Ash. I'm a bit disappointed you didn't go through with that threat, however. I wanted to see Natalya again, as much as I'm scared of her...
So they live anywhere, basically? Perhaps I should travel to Norway so etime to see if any demons live there, if that is the case. I'd love to meet a few and laugh at how coincidental the name is!
>>5411536
Дa.
>>5411553
I'm no monster!
But it's a crossover game.
>>5411556
Why?
>>5411509
Megane
>>5411509
Maria and Harusame
>>5411583
You're a human!?
>>5411509
Eggman-kun
>>5411546
CHIMERAS ARE THE NAMES OF THESE ANNOYING ALIEN FUCKS THAT HAVE BEEN POPPING UP FROM TIME TO TIME. THEY LOOK LIKE >>5411274 THAT.
THEY GO DOWN EASY, BUT THERE'S JUST....SO GODDAMN MANY OF THEM. IT'S ALMOST ANNOYING.
>>5411583
>eats it
Thanks. If you want to know I am doing very well. All my favorite comrades are here
>>5411509
Aussa the Earth Spider
>>5411577
Sorry Aikawa, I'm a dumb fuck, I pasted it while I was on the reaping page, instead of the edit one. It works fine
Sorry, again, but thank you very much for having taken your time to answer me.
>>5411553
Ahhhh! I thought you was dead!
>>5411509
Hibari
>>5411635
>Aussa the Earth Spider
>Spider
>>5411633
GHOST!
>>5411636
Oh man. Glad it works then.
>>5411509
Megane the Cosplayer ( and Aikawa's puppy )
BUmping it to 36
>>5411617
Going to need 9 more after this post. Whip out your fillers, folks.
>>5411509
Bloodguy the Solnaedgerag
>>5411608
Can we please not talk about it?
>>5411616
Yes! Is that a bad thing?
>>5411630
That's great! I love it when all my friends are here at the same time.
>>5411653
Umaru
>>5411653
Best meme
>>5411653
Tharja Binks
>>5411644
>It's Yamame Kurodani from 2hu dressed up as Aussa.
>Yamame's a spider youkai/earth spider.
>>5411620
Blergh. They look absolutely annoying to get rid off by just guns, I must say. And there's MORE of them? Seriously? How many have you fought off by yourself, at least fifty?
>>5411509
FLNC
>>5411653
pol cosplayer
>>5411653
Reigen Arataka
>>5411653
Squigly
>>5411616
>>5411653
Makoto Naegi
>>5411653
FEATURING DANTE
>>5411672
oh
carry on, then
>>5411666
Humans look so different from eachother! How am I ever supposed to guess when someone's a human?
>>5411692
I made the news!?!
>>5411671
delet this
>ERP Tharja
>>5411510
But hell is a realm of unbearable heat! Explain yourself!
>>5411518
From your perspective, yes, but it is far from the norm we have witnessed in our time.
>>5411545
>Okie, but she's gonna keep teasing Doom Guy about it cause that's like, her entire deal
But we've made so much progress! You have gone from trying to tear us limb from limb to this! We might have a treaty worked out by morning at this rate.
>>5411556
We must also apologize for our negotiations with Corrin failing earlier. We have had very poor luck allying ourselves with any of your friends.
>>5411606
(M8 I know nothing of the source and probably never will, I can't into animu. You wouldn't want me playing her)
Our residence is known as hell, but hell is not a place. It is a state of being without Him.
>>5411718
But they requested crossovers :^)
>>5411666
Oh, okay.
...
>>5411719
hell?
It's okay, it doesn't exist.
>>5411608
>>5411610
>>5411651
>>5411652
This isn't a mere coincidence.
This is roleplaying taken to a whole new level.
Always posting after Aikawa.
Like the good puppy I am.
>>5411653
Domon
>>5411700
>Artist did one of every Charmer but Dharc.
>Eria is Parsee, Rin is Hiita, Wynn is Utsuho, and Koishi is Lyna.
>>5411717
Well, their skin isn't blue. It can be pinkish, or dark brown, or anywhere in between.
>>5411719
Like you said, boys are weird.
>>5411732
Thank you.
>>5411666
So tell me what was issue. I will understand
You have a couple of minutes to do swaps and tell Okarin to get better taste.
>>5411641
I'm not dead, but I must let the world think that I am dead, until I can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within.
That and, it's pretty tough being a goon these days. Not a lot of job security for disposable footmen. I have to do a lot of work on the side. Got a family to feed man.
>>5411653
Losing control over my life
>>5411751
Swap my entry pic with this
>>5411719
I'D RATHER NOT MAKE ANY PROGRESS. YOUR....BODY IS...JUST...SO..GROSS...AND....DEMONIC...
>poor, poor doomguy
>>5411732
>hell
>doesn't exist
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>5411751
>>5411663
>Just change the name quick, if it's no trouble. I though of something slightly more coherent.
>Bloodragbad the Solnaedgeguy
>>5411653
Late Kaito
>>5411751
It looks fine, let's get going.
>>5411751
This unit is ready.
>>5411757
Maybe it wouldnt be so tough if youd stop blowing your paychecks on those damn cards!
>>5411750
They were making fun of me because of what I do next door.
>>5411751
I'm ready to go!
>>5411769
>he doesn't null everything
Git gud.
>>5411788
>>5411751
Swap this if you would.
>>5411719
I don't see why someone being a police officer surprises you.
>>5411747
That doesn't help!
>>5411751
Who?
>>5411769
>WAIT, HOLD THE FUCK UP! IS SMT4 FINAL OUT IN BURGER LAND ALREADY?
>YOOO WHAT THE FUCK? I THOUGHT IT DIDN'T COME OUT UNTIL LIKE, NEXT YEAR!
>WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5411799
>I don't even know what entry is yours, buckeroo.
>>5411751
menace les "islamistes".
>>5411778
I know. You
>grabs a mic
TO HELL AND BACK
>>5411797
What a bunch of mean people. But its alright. Your favorite comrade is here if you feel sad.
>rubs your head
>>5411798
>I'm working on it!! Working on him and Alice isn't easy!
>>5411719
Aw. I mean, as much as I'd like to see her here, perhaps it is for the best that she doesn't come here, if that is the case. Maybe someday you could bring her here to try it out, but you'd need to actually watch the episodes where she appears... It'd be fun, but I do not want to pester you over it. Apologies.
Ah, it is a state of being without Him, дa? Then I do wonder what the significance of a town being called Hell would mean to demons. I am sure Norway would love to talk to you about it, however. Funnily enough, it regularly freezes over.
>>5411751
Here we go! Proceed!
Is there a mean to swap/edit the cast without re-simulating the whole thing?
>>5411822
>>5411535
My entry is right here you pleb.
>>5411734
>pets head
Good job.
>>5411747
Noo problem.
>>5411778
It doesn't.
>>5411795
Maybe you're right.
I should just resort to stealing them. That would be much more efficient.
>>5411799
Thank you very much, but I must be blind..?
>>5411822
Because this..
>>5411851
If it's my request that it a bother then ignore it
>>5411851
The "Edit Cast" button at the bottom, next to Adjust Size and Proceed.
>>5411816
>I'm sorry for not telling you Blue. Too busy losing my life.
>>5411851
Inspect element
>>5411851
HostHelper is one hell of a drug, mate. and so is Autocropper. Providing they work ofcourse.
Swaps-requests end here, I will begin shortly.
>>5411803
Humans, um... walk on two feet, usually.
>>5411830
>She hugs Soviet tight, with a big grin on her face.
Thank you. You're always a good friend.
>>5411851
>No, unless you want to use inspect element to change names and pictures.
>>5411860
Good luck in the game, Aikawa!
>>5411589
Seems me and my friend forgot a very important thing, so it seems I'm here for tonight~
>>5411830
HONESTLY, WITH THE RATE THAT I GIVE THAT PLACE VISITS, IT'S MORE LIKE "TO EARTH AND BACK"
>>5411860
>mfw
>>5411882
That doesn't help either!! I know plenty of monster girls with two legs!
>>5411863
Or you could...ya know,just forget about them?
>>5411860
Life is truly a blessing when you're rewarded for your efforts.
reminder that oldfags usually shitpost the threads and occasionally rp
>>5411857
>Kissu.
Thank you Tracksuit's dad!
>>5411778
>He's just being a tsun, let's be real here.
So you'd prefer the legions of hell to run rampant again and again, forcing you into action until you finally fall short?
>>5411732
Hell is very, very real. We would know.
>>5411747
Strange now that you mention it, none of your allies have been female. None we have met at least.
>>5411803
Never mind that, it really is no use to discuss further.
>>5411846
As with most items having to do with mortals, it means very little to us.
>>5411891
(Ayyy FP, you make that discord account yet?)
>>5411882
>returns hug
Is always here. To hell with those who are mean. They just say that because they not appreciate you.
>>5411915
Except for me since my RP is shitpost
>>5411919
Keep your kissus to yourself.
>>5411871
>GOSH FUDGING DARN IT!
>NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RUSH OVER TO THE STORE AND PICK IT UP!
>C'MON BRO, YOU GOTTA HELP A FELLOW SMTFAG OUT!
>Also, question? Are the insane levels like Disgaea in the sense that they really only matter during post game? Or will you be fighting YHVH when you're like, Level 420 or something.
>This is super important, because it's like, one of the things I dislike about Disgaea, they always talk about the insane levels, but the stories are never long enough for you to get anywhere over 100
Are we all excited for Comic-Con? I certainly a - Who the fuck am I kidding? It's fridaynight and I am hosting a simulator game for a bunch of people I don't even know and don't even WANT to know.
>>5411915
The smartest uses rp as a way to shitpost. And also to show their true love.
>>5411911
You don't understand, you're just a fool. A common fool and nothing more. I live duel monsters, eat duel monsters, sleep duel monsters!
Incidentally I also visit a doctor frequently for indigestion and constipation caused by eating duel monsters, but I think I'm absorbing their power so it's worth it.
I could never expect someone like you to understand.
>>5411923
Huh? It isn't?
>>5411957
I won't lose my head, I won't lose my head, I won't lose my head...
>>5411882
To you too!
>>5411896
baka.
>>5411914
Protect me in the Arena and you will get more.
>>5411923
I don't think so. But I don't wanna go there either, it sounds terribly stupid.
>>5411904
I don't know! Humans are easy to figure out for me.
>>5411923
Peri is a friend of mine, but I don't think you've talked to her.
>>5411931
I'm glad that you appreciate me. I appreciate you too.
>>5411937
A nerd like you can't afford to be picky.
>>5411923
>tsundere doomguy
>fucking kek
I MEAN....IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A HUMAN/DEMON PEACE TACT, SURE, BUT IF WE HAVE A PACT, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL?! VAMPIRES?! THEY DON'T EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT
>also add me you fug: depressedguy#9449
>>5411957
Of course I'd do that. Why else would I go to a con?
>>5411957
A convention? Perhaps I can find a good book here then.
>>5411957
That place is always trap
>>5411923
It may not mean too much, but the concept of a town being called Hell would be a bit confusing for demons. I can think of many situations where it would be comedic at times.
...Then again, I'm sure you don't really care too much about it, дa?
>>5411957
...Does this mean I'm dead? Of course Cirno makes us lose. I should've picked a better partner.
>>5411937
>Kaito gives him the look.
>Yeah, that one.
>>5411957
Ah, I don't have time to waste!
>>5411991
>yuri books appear
>>5411957
>>5411974
... I am really, really blind, but I haven't seen you in the bloodbath.
What happened ?
>>5411937
>>5411979
Do it, Okarin. She can't be any worse than Mahiru.
I also want to bodypaint Setsuna. Completely for the sake of artistic experience.
>>5411957
Are you of fucking kiddings me
if you only avafag female characters you are disgusting piece of trash, except Yuno.
>>5411957
>Are we all excited for Comic-Con? I certainly a - Who the fuck am I kidding? It's fridaynight and I am hosting a simulator game for a bunch of people I don't even know and don't even WANT to know.
Based host.
>>5411976
You look different than any human I've ever seen before. You're the fifth one I've met.
>>5412021
...
>>5412013
I'm cosplaying as a card!
>>5412006
>Buys one secretly
>>5412021
Oh, that was a short lived convention.
>>5411976
Cпacибo which is thank you. That means a lot to me.
>>5411923
(Yep! I havent done anything with it though)
>>5411979
Technically i can sweetcheeks.
>>5412002
No go away. I'm not Gay.
>>5412021
Its actually equal.
>5411947
>The insane level stuff is post game bull crap. You're probably going to fight YHVH at least the 80s range or 70s range. Not Level 7789 like in my Jap playthrough... that's just going over board on poor YHVH
>>5412021
I thought the color looked nicer.
>>5412036
Well, you'll get more used to humans after you meet more.
>>5412052
>She tries to reply to him with the word he used, but horrifically mangles the pronunciation.
Th-Thank you.
>>5411957
Let's hope Kane is there!
>>5411998
You're dead, Vodka-Kun.
>>5412034
>Kissu
>>5412058
I suggest eating pineapple pizza while you jerk off to anime ship porn.
>Furry Porn is mistaken for a janitor
Uhm, guys? Are you sure this is Comic-Con and not a Furry convention?
>>5412021
Stalker cosplayers are all doing it wrong. None of them are from Chernobyl. They use anime characters. Call of Duty uses non AK weapons. I don't know where to start
>>5412089
>I definitely attached an image, why do this to me?
>>5412021
Madam...
>tips Fedora
>>5412091
Kane was not here this year, again...
>>5412021
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5412038
This is silly. I like that.
>>5412091
TOMORROW IS WALK TIME ! GET THE NECKLACE READY !
>>5412089
Did i ever say i was happy at all?
>>5412091
Oh shut up and there is nothing wrong with Hawaiian pizza.
>>5412091
I should've known. I knew I shouldn't have brought along the ice fairy, but who else could I have brought along?
>>5411965
You need help... I thought Kaiba was bad,but this...
What would your family think? Wait. Dont tell me...are they duel monsters?
>>5412077
To say it is Spa-si-bo. Spasibo. Also I have made small sketch of you. Is not that great but I tried
>>5412091
>smashes her with crowbar while riding horse
Idiot.
>>5412058
I don't see how... You smell like a combination of flat Dr. Pepper, body odor and sadness. That's one despairful combination!
>>5412091
Do you like my human costume?
>>5412062
>Seriously? Fucking hell. Is it at least like Disgaea in the sense that it also has a fuckload of postgame content too?
>Does it have an item world kind of deal to keep you entertained as you work on the long grind?
>Are there thousands upon thousands of new demons to grind for? or do you get demons some other way instead of negotiating or fusing for them?
>I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!
Did you ever met a person that survived a voice panel by Eggman-Kun? Because nobody survived one.
Ever.
>Serenity is showing more cleavage than humanely possible.
Also RIP Boku's anus.
>>5412130
This is why nobody likes you.
Also: Slower? Faster? Or is this just right?
>>5412130
You said you weren't gay, gay means happy, so you aren't happy. As a scientist I thought you'd know this..
>>5412133
Me cosplaying as Poland
>
>>5412141
Really? Can I see the sketch?
>>5412170
This is just what I normally wear!
>>5412077
Why dont you go back home to whore island. Smelly pirate hooker
>>5412137
Why, yes, how did you know? I found a priest who was willing to marry me to my beloved Lady of D just last spring.
>>5412186
ME COSPLAYING AS.....ME WITHOUT A HELMET
Just curious: Who here's been to a convention?
>>5412205
>I've been to a comic con.
>>5412186
Wow, that looks amazing, Soviet! At least I think that's you. Hm. Under that helmet, do you look like this?
>
Because that's what Poland looks like!
>>5412145
I can choose my kissus however i want and the fact that you bring my habits into this is even more sad.
>>5412170
I don't even come here that often so how can you even say that?
>>5412177
This is some logic bullcrap.
>>5412191
A lot of the things you just said are wrong.
>>5412205
>I've been to SGC 2014 and RTX 2016. For the record, Angry Joe is the most impossibly nice person on the planet in person.
>>5412205
Do auto shows count? Because i actually camped out in detroit for the annual autoshow
>>5412163
>Well... there is Cleopatra, but she's a dlc demon with her own dungeon and stuff. And yeah, there's some new demons to get through fusion and negotiating.
>And if you want an Item world type deal... then buy the grinding DLC with strong as fuck demons, and a dungeon to boot.
>>5412170
8 am : Being with Aikawa
12 am : Being with Aikawa
6 pm : Being with Aikawa
A great day
>Also: Slower? Faster? Or is this just right?
fAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAster no slow down slow dOoOoOOOwn aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FASTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhh.... Just right.
>>5412239
>t. Irritated ignacio
>>5412187
Here. Is the best I tried
>
I am no artist but I hope you like it
>>5412236
No. I am just using his armor
>>5412191
I have a 5.45 with your name on it
Who else wants to see Eggman-Kun in a Leia Organa Slave costume? I swear it's not homosexual or anything.
>Very High Death Rate they said
>People will die fast they said.
>>5412205
I am not going to drive 3 hours to a city I don't like, filled with people I don't like, with smells I don't like, to a con with people I like even less.
>>5412056
(Well send me that friend request silly.)
>>5411970
Clearly not, we have entirely different expectations of what being a, "monster," entails.
>>5411974
You are not wrong, our pride was incredibly ill advised in hindsight.
>>5411976
We have not, though it appears she is putting on this particular round in the arena. Maybe after we will have a chance to speak.
>>5411981
Do Marines not normally kill other humans?
>>5411998
It could result in minor confusion, but it would be difficult to confuse a physical location for a metaphorical one.
>>5412170
We are a demon after all, perhaps that is why.
>>5412205
>My friend took me to a Star Trek convention once. It was neat, even if I don't know much about it.
>>5412193
Lady of D? And here i was thinking you to be a man of good taste.
>>5412285
That'll have to wait. I've got to go back to work now. I have to make sure the slime girl doesn't get out of her specially made cell.
Seeya!
>>5412276
It's really pretty! Spa-si-bo!
>>5412285
That would be nice. But be careful with her.
>>5412239
>got to meet AJ IRL
Okay I'm slightly jealous, I hear he's cool as fuck at cons. Fuck you.
>>5412285
AS STRANGE AS IT MAY SEEM, I HAVE A NO-KILL RULE WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE. UNLESS THEY'RE TRYING TO START SHIT. THEN I DEFINITELY KILL THEM.
BUT I CAN'T GO AROUND WILLY-NILLY JUST GUNNING DOWN RANDOM HUMANS! I CAN ONLY DO THAT TO DEMONS, WHICH IS WHY I'LL NEVER STOP KILLING THEM.
>>5412248
>Alright, now I know...and now I gotta get to the fucking store so I can support my favorite series so it doesn't devolve into an even worse Persona without stands
>>5412277
I am seriously fucking triggered right now.
>>5412276
It really does look amazing, Soviet! If Poland was here, he'd be very impressed with you. At the end of this game, I'll give you a huge bottle of Vodka for your efforts!
>>5412285
It would simply be both hilarious and a little bit confusing. Metaphorical or not, I am sure that some demons visit there time to time to go back home and say, "I went to Hell for my vacation. What did you do?"
...Yes, it is comedic to me.
>>5412285
Maybe demon lady should dress up first. It is a biiiiiiig no-no for anyone to adress a noblewoman stark naked!
>Cookie crunching sounds intensifies
Peri is busy watching people die, leave her alone!
>>5412339
How does this guy sound like?
>innocent whistling noises
>>5412306
>I met a lot of cool people, though more at SGC than RTX because of how much smaller SGC was.
>>5412332
People don't pay me to have sex with them.
>>5412237
So are you actually unhappy or not?
>>5412356
STOP IT
>>5411965
>>5412193
You've got an unhealthy obsession with card games.
>>5412205
>I've always been curious, but no.
Why is it easier to be an asshole than a nice decent human being? Im talking about real life.
>>5412325
>Godspeed Blue man! And remember. If you don't murder your friends... then something is wrong with you.
>>5412356
>Checks out
>>5412372
Well i am not Gay.
>>5412305
Thanks. Want me to help you train with AK or you left it at home?
>>5412345
I also like the Winged Hussars.
>>5412356
>ignores
>>5412277
If all else fails, simple tactics will suffice
>>5412304
Farewell Bernadette!
>>5412316
Yes, Marines are sent to kill things, usually humans, who are, as you so eloquently put it, starting shit.
>>5412305
Her in particular, why exactly?
>>5412345
When you put it like that, we can see the humor in it. Demons don't have vacations! But what does that have to do with a town in Norway?
>>5412346
We are not anyone, but we will speak later if it is more convenient.
Human perception of time does rush us incredibly.>>5412380
>>5412368
Ah so i was right about the whore part
>sprays you with windex
Cant have you infecting the place now can we?
>>5412380
>>5412400
Because it is easier to care only for yourself than the well-being of your fellow man.
>>5412124
Hehe it's a convention after all
>>5412205
I have been to quite a few
mostly because friends want to take me with them
>>5412285
Yeah, it was! Don't go there!
>>5412346
That actually works?
>>5412391
>Trying this hard to fit in erp
>Trap
>Web fluids
Giggity. Poor Aussa.
>>5412395
>Implying
>>5412395
Awww, how long have you been unhappy?
first dubs with reply will have a dio meme
>>5412399
It's really heavy. I can't bring it every time. I'll bring it next time, though.
>>5412400
>She gets in close to whisper in Serenity's ear.
>When she remembers the demon is more than 4 feet taller than her, she uncomfortable climbs up Serenity's side until she reaches her head, and whispers.
She's pregnant.
>>5412298
Just would do you partisan, Anonymous? I bet you're a filthy Dark Magician Girl fanboy.
>>5412376
Oh yeah? Well.. you've got an unhealthy face, brat! Nobody gets away with saying those kinds of things to me, even if they're a wee little boy.
>attempts to perform his secret unarmed technique "Punch to the Windpipe"
>>5412431
You don't know me host!
>>5412438
I'm not going to continue this conversation.
>>5412400
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF MARINE. LONG STORY SHORT, I DISOBEYED MY C.O., AND AS PUNISHMENT, I HAD TO BABYSIT A BUNCH OF SCIENTISTS WHO WERE FUCKING AROUND ON ONE OF MARS' MOONS WITH HELL PORTALS. THEN EVERYTHING STARTED GOING TO SHIT, AND NEVER STOPPED
>>5412350
The absolute opposite of what you imagine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byFHPCK3B04
>>5412474
Haha, alright alright, I'm sorry.
>>5412399
...The Winged Hussars? If I may ask, what are those "hussars"? Are they a group in Poland?
>>5412400
Mostly wordplay and the such. Hell, as a town in Norway, is subject to many jokes.
"What does that have to do with a town in Norway?" Well, I just saw an opportunity to see what you thought of it! I am sure you do not know every place in the world, дa? So this is more of a cultural joke of sorts!
>>5412448
Why not
>>5412463
Alright. So while you were gone I had to deal with allies getting killed by America or my supposed teammate agains terrorism
>>5412431
>Spider killed by webs
>>5412472
>She grabs the hand
Does it LOOK like I'm a guy?
>>5412448
>here's that (You) you're begging so much for
I can't think of anything funny to say.
>>5412425
Who the fuck cares? One autist or less won't make a difference there for aslong LD lurks. :^)
>>5412474
With such shit taste, I don't even want to.
>j/k I still want to chill with you one day.
>>5412481
>[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]
>>5412540
>He wants to hang out with erp Okabe
Uh...
>>5412496
They are medival heavy Calvary units. The wings on my back served many uses from calming horses against Ottoman wood noise makers, protection from projectiles and fear tactic. If you want more info talk to Poland. He made this badass armor.
>>5412540
That's pretty guud
>>5412416
We may be leaving soon, but it is not up to us in the end. Our choice was made long ago.
>>5412431
It is nice to be mistaken for another human in costume rather than incite terror.
>>5412463
>Serenity can't help but laugh as you climb up her torso, scooping you into her arms once you relay the message
We will take great care not to endanger the life growing inside her
>>5412478
We see. Do you even do anything related to water in your duties?
>>5412496
But how was it related to your joke about demons taking holiday? Merely the connection between the names?
>>5412540
>Purple team
>Also that's not Souda.
>>5412528
To tell the truth kid, I can't really see much past this dark edgy hood of mine, but from what I can tell you're definitely a boy, if not a tranny. No use in lying to me, these eyes see everything.
>uses his other hand to perform his other secret technique, "Supreme Poke to the Eyes"
>>5412574
>>5412525
That sounds like a lot to deal with.
>>5412574
>Setsuna hugs her friend after she cradles her. She's grown to love the feeling of being in someone's arms.
Thank you. I think you can become good friends.
>>5412571
Was das fuck mann. Ich vill need to fix zhat now
Hey... Have you seen my bag full hamburgers?
>>5412587
>>5412574
....WATER..?...OH, RIGHT, "MARINE". THAT'S JUST A GENERAL TERM FOR A BOOTS-ON-THE-GROUND SOLDIER WITH A GUN. IN MY CASE, MANY, MANY GUNS.
>>5412431
>>5412528
kek
"web fluid" yeah
>>5412574
Oh, alright, just don't go to hell!
Should I go get mcDonalds at 4 AM in the evenings?
>>5412574
>>5412566
>He is not HG Okarin
Uhhhhhhh. You seem pretty chill to me anyway. I think.
>>5412579
>There's glasses there. She then drops her staff, and reaches over to pull up the edge of the hood
C'mon, now.
>>5412600
NO, WHY?
>>5412571
I'd talk to Poland, but as you and I both know, I dislike him greatly. Perhaps I could ask him sometime if I'm really bored, but I simply dislike him. Apologies.
...Is Putin still here?
>>5412574
The connection to the names, yes. As you and I both know, Hell is a place where mostly demons reside, so if a town in Norway is named Hell, then it would be funny to assume demons live there, or maybe even visit there at times.
...The joke just got a lot less funnier, now that I've explained it. Aw.
>>5412608
Does no one look at filenames anymore?
>>5412600
...Wa-Wait, that belonged to someone.
Ohhh crud...SA-SAMSON! QUICK SPIT IT ALL OUT!
>"I-I Can't kid...I-It's all done the tubes"
...N-Nooo.
>>5412593
You have no idea. So other than the harassment what made you be gone for a while?
>>5412598
I can help fix
>>5412600
DOOMGUY IT ONE OF THOSE FAT DEMONS! KILL IT
>>5412629
B-Blast, my techniques aren't working. He's strong... this calls for drastic measures
>as you grab the hood, he deftly slips out of it and runs away naked, utilizing his third and final secret technique, "Running Away"
Nobody died during the Feast, good job
Also: Maybe..he is both, Agent Scully.
Some say that the Death Star is made in the image and function of his testicles and that he once rolled snakes eyes with a pair of oysters.
All we know is that he is caleld Eggman-Kun
>>5412657
Nein. Do nicht be make touching it
>>5412630
Thanks...
>chomp
>>5412657
Shut it, skinny.
>>5412600
>>5412657
S-SEEMS RATHER DOCILE....I'LL START UP THE OL' CHAINSAW JUST IN CASE.
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL.
Knock knock
>>5412631
Let ne guess. Poland got soft right? And I donj't think Putin is here now
>>5412686
Source?
>>5412666
....
Gods, some people're weird.
>She just shrugs, and sits down to start reading
>>5412657
I, uh... fell asleep.
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