HG thread for first poster
Thanks
>>5409698
Whatever. Just don't cross me
>what are you doing on the other side?
>>5409720
Yes. Mainly just don't want to waste troops there.
>>5409686
>>5409758
You said I missed some "cool shit". If I'm not mistaken, that refers to something being amazing.
...What happened last Sunday? Another airstrike, I presume?
If Iida doesn't fuck Aizawa by the end of the month, the ship is dead.
THE CHAMP
IS
BACK
guys ilya was such a good rper she shouldn't have had her ava stolen
>>5409789
BROTHER NERO, WHAT IN THE SEVEN DEITIES ARE YOU WEARING?
>>5409758
and you claim to be aligned with the interests of the CCCP.
Who promoted you? I would have a word with them.
Evens - Host
Unevens - Vidya
Dubs - ERP
Grove street....home.
>>5409810
YOU CAN'T SEE ME
>>5409800
Any person, fictional or not, would want Hikki dead
I'll host in like 5 minutes.
>>5409789
Hello, champ.
>>5409825
>Throws you back into the lake
THIS IS THE WRONG INCARNATION.
>>5409830
>B-but I rolled evens. Go for it, mate.
>>5409758
That will suit me fine.
>just fucking around, both figuratively and literally
>got some demon sloot to ERP with doomguy
>so I picked up dr. hayden here to use in normal HG
>>5409831
>>5409836
>gets thrown into the lake of reincarnation
>>5409856
Shut up weeb
>>5409858
If I recall correctly, you humans recently produced a film featuring a rather fitting song. Ding dong, the witch is dead.
>>5409843
I apologize, you could host after me.
Shall I take 24 or 36? Or do we have that many lurkers for a full 48?
Give me a roll call players.
>>5409895
Shut up, and present
>>5409781
No
>>5409819
She is long gone now. I took her place.
>>5409858
>kek
>so the orderly one stays here while the rowdy one is there
>had dinner
>>5409895
We have just returned
>>5409876
>rolls for cute animu girl
>>5409876
>swims back to shore
What the hell is your problem!
>>5409895
>>5409905
Who was "she"
>>5409901
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>5409912
>>5409916
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>>5409895
>Still here, your call.
>>5409890
>>5409922
Old Nepgear
>>5409895
ayy
>>5409876
>>5409935
NOW RISE, MY NEFARIOUS BROTHER NERO.
>>5409895
I am present.
>>5409894
Ah, the purple demon. I suppose you've come back in search of the Doomslayer? Well, you're out of luck. He's disabled his radio, and is somehow blocking all my messages to him. His location is currently unknown.
>>5409905
>pretty much, yeah
>obviously doomguy will come back to HG after he's had his fun
>>5409935
I'm sorry infidel but I have to put you down.
>chain gun starts to spin
>>5409895
Ready
>>5409895
'sup
>>5409822
At least it was before I fucked everything up.
>>5409895
Nod unit here.
>>5409895
Assassin, present.
>>5409895
>lurkin'
>>5409895
It seems I have good timing.
>>5409895
....
>>5409954
>kek can't wait
>>5409955
He said delete. Not delet
>>5409895
I am here.
>>5409895
Priviet
>>5409941
What is this Japanese shit.
>>5409940
I will go with a bigger is usually better mentality.
36 players. Line up!
>>5409895
Megane
>>5409981
Nod unit
>>5409981
Tabby
>>5409981
Shalashaska
>>5409981
Bavaria
>>5409981
Asuka the Wanderer
>>5409981
Reigen Arataka
>>5409981
Adrian Rollini
>>5409981
Assassin
>>5409981
Junpei Iori
>>5409981
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5409981
Maria and Harusame
>>5409981
Stupid Megane
>>5409981
Aubrey
>>5409981
Squigly
>>5409895
Dr. Samuel Hayden present. Start the games whenever you wish.
>>5409974
>Got a discord, slavboy?
>>5409981
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5409981
Putin
>>5409981
Nergal Jr.
>>5409981
Police-kun
>>5409981
sans
>>5409981
Bernadette Dullahan
Hey.
>>5409981
Los Wachiturros
>>5409981
Vic Viper
>>5409981
Ivan Braginsky
>>5409905
...Well? What happened? I do not pay too much attention to the news, so I need a reminder.
>>5409981
Serenity
>>5409981
Northern Ireland
>>5409981
Flamin' Yawn
>>5409981
Sir Carrot
>>5409981
Bessie Higginbottom
>>5410032
Heya!
>>5409981
Bolt and the Tokobots
>>5409981
Soviet
>>5409978
I am not joking. She took power like about year ago
>>5409981
Rick Harrison
>>5409981
Norway
>>5409981
Samuel Hayden
>>5409981
Kirigiri
>>5409862
Say hi to the folks next door.
>>5409981
Saber
>>5410046
I don't think we've met. Who and what are you?
>>5410050
You let a foreigner take power?!
>>5410036
I want you to take charge of CCCP from now on. I feel you are better at it and I am wanting to go back to military work
>>5409981
Corrin
>>5409895
>Hey, if you want to host again after this, I'm cool with it. I only use borrowed codes anyway
>[Spoiler]For now[/Spoiler]
>>5410085
She earned it. She fought for communism and th motherland
>>5410086
A-Ah! Why me? I have diplomacy to work on, so many things to keep track of... Is my boss unable to do it?
>>5410070
I'm Bethssie Higginbottom, and I'm a Honey-bee.
>>5410032
Another ferry of souls graces the arena, welcome Dullahan.
>>5409954
In search of, no, but the news of his weakness is more than welcome. Perhaps we can find common ground after all.
>>5410099
With that stupid logic we should put a filthy Cuban in power as well, da?
>>5410113
Allow me to take control comrade friend.
>>5409981
Furry porn
>>5409981
X7-10
>>5410114
You're a bee!?
>>5410115
You know my name?!
Chen Stormstout
>>5410124
Go ahead Putin.
Make your table swaps players. Gather your dice and pencils, we begin shortly.
>>5409981
Chimera Hale
>>5410124
Д-Дa, boss. If I am unable to do it with the work I do here and in Russia, then by all means, please take the reigns.
It is the least I could ask you to do.
>>5410183
District 12 is best district
>>5410183
>Soviet, Nod Unit, and me all on one team
This should be interesting.
>>5410183
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD!
>>5410143
I know what you are, it is no fault of our own if your name includes your classification as well.
>>5410183
...That woman in the district seems familiar. Proceed!
>>5410154
From now one you ask me before we allow Japanese shit into our ranks.
I give you one warning, next time it's to Siberian camp with you. And I promise you, you will not find mercy sexy sex there. Understood?
>>5410183
Da. Proceed
>>5410202
Well. You could ask for a new CCCP.
>>5410183
This looks fine to me. I wish people good luck.
>>5410203
>>5410205
>>5410211
>>5410183
District 12 is cancer
>>5410199
>snipes
Remove
>>5410205
This will be good Basti- comrade
>>5410183
Swap me for the panda dude
>>5410144
>Got shit to do anyway
>>5410183
>She smacks her pocket where Koppa is sleeping in.
....Damn. Looks like he is out like a light.
>>5410183
>>5410218
Swap.
>>5410221
Understood
>>5410203
>>5410205
>>5410211
This is just the beginning.
>>5410183
If you could.
>>5410093
>>5410021
>>5410221
I could, but I don't want to inconvenience you, boss! You must be doing so much work already, дa?
>>5410183
Unfortunately, I forgot to check my schedule before registering into this game. I need to get my hair watered. Please afford my spot to this individual right here, my lady.
>>5410045
>>5410066
>>5410251
>>5410231
Shut the fuck up.
>>5410183
Let's go.
>>5410216
Oh. Well my name is Bernadette.
>>5410217
Russia, as is true of many nations, has been shaped through the influence of sin. It is not surprising we are familiar to you
>>5410183
Swap us out for the Android >>5410133
>>5410234
.....Were you about to call me what I think you were about to call me?
>>5410251
Who are you supposed to be?
>>5410183
With the swaps complete we begin. Take these sheets and roll 4d6, reroll any 1s you get.
>>5410248
There may be hope for you yet.
>>5410259
>like rigging an election?
Da, quite. But I will do it for glorious future and sand people removal.
>>5410130
>pets
>>5410264
Thank you kindly. I will do everything in my ability to prove your sacrifice was not in vain.
>>5410251
Genocide against aliens is justified
>>5410283
Bastion
>>5410264
>I need to get my hair watered
Who the fuck says this
>>5410286
And of course in proper fashion, I forgot the first slide.
>>5410310
What the hell sans!
>>5410310
W-whoops..
>>5410310
>Howl rolls the dice
Not bad, but it could have been much better too.
>>5410279
>>5410310
It's the thought that counts.
>>5410310
Oh. That's good. I don't know how to play this game.
>>5410289
Kebab removal will be soon.
>>5410279
Why you here?
>>5410310
ЧEГO БЛЯTЬ
>>5410310
I lost straight out of the gate? It's disappointing but a good reality check.
>>5410266
>>5410283
>>5410303
We....They are calling to us..........Can you hear them? It is beautiful.
>>5410302
I am sure, nay, absolutely sure that I have chosen the best possible person to take my position, just by glancing at the embellishments adorning your armor.
Best of luck to you, sir knight.
>>5410309
I-I was just explaining why I would do something so clumsy as entering only to leave.
>>5410279
Heт, it is not what we've done that makes me cautious about you. We are not saints, after all. It's just that, well... Something about you seems so familiar. Do you know a man named Andrew?
>>5410289
>Russia coughs, pretending to not hear what the narrator just said.
Anyway, yes, it would be great for the future. A new CCCP would do wonders for Russia. But I assume that America would be a bit suspicious about it, дa?
>>5410310
...Cool!
>>5410310
Ivan and Saber take a job that I'm sure everyone wants to see complete.
>>5410347
Make it faster
>>5410371
I have a plan for that. We watch as America makes a fool of itself and becomes an autistic child.
>>5410303
......Don't ever cross my path again.
>>5410358
...They? Would you mind if I psychoanalyzed you?
>>5410389
>skeleton
>sans
The only good thing that has ever come out of that shit ava being played.
>>5410371
Not like the Americans will do anything. They will just say empty words. Also this CCCP won't be like the Western left so that's good
>>5410389
That's not fair!
>>5410389
This task shouldn't hopefully be too difficult.
>>5410413
Trying. But America might wise up once Trump gets in
>>5410338
We apologize for delaying too long, but we were fascinated by your nature.
>>5410347
We have no reason to offer an explanation if you expect none from others
>>5410272
And ours is Serenity. So many of our kin wander here alongside us, we are forced to ask. What has lured you here?
>>5410371
Countless souls come to know us after death, including many named Andrew.
>>5410389
Mortal contraptions nowadays are truly baffling.
>>5410310
I'm in no condition, sorry.
>>5410389
Some uneventful days past by, Ivan and Saber seem to be busy this night.
>>5410440
Trump is like me. He is our best chance at getting away with shit
>>5410445
The pursuit of justice. I'm a cop.
>>5410453
Is this really worth it?
>>5410457
Хaхa. You're right. If you two work together it would be beautiful
>>5410445
So how is day?
>>5410453
>He throws another fireball towards a zombie, burning it completely.
That should do it!
>>5410389
Ah, sure. We do not need gold, but I am sure that this man's death would be payment enough, дa?
>>5410413
Alfred is smarter than we think, boss. As idiotic as he is, he isn't blind. We would need to keep this fairly well hidden so he doesn't catch wind of this, дa?
>>5410424
You would think so, but we know how Alfred is. When he needs it done, he gets it done. And the CCCP will be the least of our concerns should America find out anything about it, дa?
>>5410445
I should have been more specific. Tall, plays basketball, has dark skin, is American... Do you know anyone by that description? I'm curious.
>>5410453
...Ah, this is bad. Sorry, you two! We'll never make this mistake again!
>>5410481
>>5410453
The Viper has quite a bit of strength to perform that feat. However, I don't think killing your allies is good practice.
>>5410445
Earlier, you mentioned the Doomslayer's "weakness". Why do you speak of this?
>>5410458
>kissu
>>5410130
>kissu
>>5410494
Are you sure about this? She didn't even do anything wrong..
>>5410496
What the!?
>>5410483
If he can stop this political correctness shit. He can.
>>5410496
Bastion no
>>5410453
How quick I went from living in a mansion to sleeping outside in the rain amazes me.
>Assassin pulls his hood over his head and leans on a rock.
>>5410494
First a sword then a spell? Are you chaotic evil perchance?
>>5410494
I can live with that. I'm not even sure if i wanted to join in the first place.
>>5410549
Apologies but i know someone who needs this more.
WHEW, JUST FLEW IN FROM ERP AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED!
...ANYWAYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>5410549
Ivan performs the ultimate betrayal.
>>5410549
Don't touch my things and we should be fine.
I need to get some sleep, last night's was insufficient.
>Assassin climbs into a bed and promptly sleeps.
>>5410566
HEY BIG BOY, YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!
>Shouts the demoness, throwing Doom guy his boxers before returning to her hellscape.
(Apologies for slowness, I'm eating)
>>5410458
A what exactly? Seeking justice in the afterlife seems far more fitting for a restless soul.
>>5410480
We've met new potential allies and encountered old ones as well. The news of the Slayer's temptation into sin is worthy of a decadent celebration tonight.
>>5410483
I am afraid we have not encountered such a person, nor do we understand how you equate them with a demon.
>>5410496
If his legendary strength holds true, we would be delighted to know them far more intimately.
>>5410566
Bastion is being mean. Also why were you there?
>>5410580
Kek
>>5410535
He will, with or without the politcal correctness. Even if his ego is as fragile as his glasses, he can stop our plans like it was nothing.
...We COULD just always tease him until he stops, if we're able to.
>>5410566
...Apologies to ask you a question just as soon as you came back, but did you happen to see a Canadian with a teddy bear other there? I need to know for... Reasons, sir.
>>5410580
There's no such thing as compromise in Russia, after all~
...A character sheet can be easily replaceable, however. This is pointless.
>>5410566
I am distributing justice as always. Are you sure I shouldn't do that in the ERP place? You said they were doing awful things and that's not okay!
>>5410605
I'm not dead! Why does everyone think I''m dead?!
>>5410580
>He blows the dust off the blade and keeps it for later
>>5410580
I believe Adam and Putin are the highlight of this night.
>>5410601
....EVERYONE PLEASE PRETEND YOU DIDN'T JUST SEE THAT.
>>5410605
WHO'S STRENGTH? MINE? I MEAN, I *HAVE* BEEN WORKING OUT..
>>5410608
BASTION...YOU MEAN SAMUEL? OH, YEAH, HE'S A ROBOTIC PRICK. I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANY LESS FROM HIM.
>>5410609
NO, SORRY.
>>5410618
NOT NECESSARILY ILLEGAL THINGS, OFFICER. JUST.....SINFUL THINGS.
>>5410295
>humps
>>5410500
>blushes
H-hey...oh fine I'll take kissus~
>>5410605
God dammit. Atleast you won't drag me in there with him here
>>5410636
I can see that
>>5410609
You do it. You know him better.
>>5410639
>kissus harder.
I'm happy you're here. Will you stay all night?
>>5410636
Sinful things? What sort of sinful things?
>>5410605
>>5410636
....He's here. Perhaps another time, demon.
>>5410629
You have my thanks sir. I was a bit clumsy before.
>>5410655
ewwwwwww
>>5410629
When suddenly a few walls collapse around you! Most of you are able to avoid them, but two were not so lucky.
>>5410605
I do not know why, but you remind me of him. There is just something about you that strikes me as odd. I apologise if I seem a bit crazy.
...Well, I really didn't need HIM, per se. Another person, but I am afraid you haven't heard of a man named Brian, have you? Built like a lumberjack.
>>5410636
Блядь. Even if I don't know who you are, thank you for giving me an answer. I must visit there sometime...
>>5410654
Let's just say that the plan I have in mind involves a bird woman. I could tell you the plan if you want in on it, Soviet.
>>5410636
>sees what happened
This is why I can't have nice things all the time
>>5410682
Go ahead but if I need to tell you some stuff to build trust I can do that
>>5410654
JUST AVOID HIM WHEN YOU CAN. HE'S THE BIGGEST DOWNER IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED UNIVERSE.
>>5410658
...OH...RIGHT, THE ISLAND YOU LIVE ON DOESN'T HAVE ANY MALES....DOES SOMEONE WANT TO EXPLAIN HOW "LIFE" WORKS TO HER?
>>5410682
YEAH, NO PROBLEM. JUST WATCH YOURSELF IN THAT PLACE, IT'S A MADHOUSE.
>>5410685
N-NAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER, SHE'S HARMLESS....Except for when she scratched the shit out of my back...
>>5410720
?
>>5410720
Now you understand why I only went there once.
>>5410667
What?
>>5410726
Divide the treasure in this hoard among yourselves. Do try to be fair.
>>5410704
No, no, I was afraid you would be bored from what I would tell you. Anyway, Alfred encountered a strange individual last night. I am unsure of her name, but it seems everyone was teasing him about wanted to do it with her, дa? Perhaps, if we were to tease him about it even more...
>>5410720
It seems fairly peaceful, despite what it actually is. They all seem to be having a good time, дa?
>>5410726
>
OH GOD WHAT IS GOING ON?!
>>5410675
>Howl is crushed and unable to get himself out
(Oh well this seems like a good place to go to bed. Goodnight and thanks for hosting.)
>>5410618
We are not dead either, but roam one of the many realms of afterlife, as Dullahans normally do.
>>5410636
>The demon saunters toward you, hips sway increased noticeably. She places a hand on your chest, staring into your eyes with a fiery lust
We can tell, your stature rivals our own! We hadn't thought you would be interested in our lustful nature, only in destroying us.
>>5410654
Who says we won't? You've been tainted, we can see it at your core.
>>5410665
Another time indeed. Farewell.
>>5410682
You speak of our greatest champion! His ability to seduce others has never before been seen in man. Equating him to a succubus is very appropriate, as he even outstrips lesser entities in power.
>>5410753
Till we meet again
>>5410742
A terrible fireball goes wrong.
>>5410735
DON'T WORRY, >>5410756 WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, HOPEFULLY.
>>5410745
....I MEAN, I HAD A GOOD TIME...I SEE YOU POINT. WATCH YOURSELF REGARDLESS.
>>5410758
W-WHAT?! THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING! AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT WEIRD DICKGINA THING GOING ON, AND WASN'T AS....TERRIFYING...I CAN STILL RIP YOU TO PIECES, MIND YOU
>>5410745
I always listen both from being single and having debriefings in military.
>>5410758
No I am not. I am not tainted
>>5410771
The terrible magician gets two more of his allies killed.
>>5410655
Well, depending on if my friend dipped out on our plans tonight, then I'll be sticking around~
>>5410742
>Don't bags of holding only have about 30-45 minutes of breathable air in them?
>>5410756
>>5410791
I don't understand. What's a Marvin Gaye?
>>5410758
I don't roam any afterlives. I live on an island of monster girls.
>>5410797
OR YOU COULD NOT OVERTHINK SHIT LIKE YOU USUALLY DO, WORST CHARMER!
>>5410795
In a fit of rage, the policeman avenges all of his fallen allies by ripping up the mage's character sheet.
>>5410797
>10 minutes actually. But I've heard a few stories where the entire campaign took place within a bag of holding
>>5410758
You're telling me. I am still surprised that he managed to get into a relationship with America, even if it has ended nowadays. At least I think it has.
You see, I believe he wanted me to come here today. Why he wanted me to is unclear, so when you reminded me of him... Дa. I must sound so weird right now, I am sorry.
>>5410791
Of course I will; as I am Russia, I never let my guard down for a second. And it is obvious you had sex with someone over there, come on. America's one to use euphemisms, but you had sex over there, plain and simple.
>>5410793
Which is good. Basically, when you see him, keep teasing him about having a relationship with her. It will be both beneficial to us AND hilarious, дa?
>>5410836
Cancer VS Filler
How are you doing today, HG?
>>5410812
YOU GOT THE HEALING THAT I WANT
JUST LIKE THEY SAY IT IN THE SONG, UNTIL THE DAWN
LET'S MARVIN GAYE AND GET IT ON
>>5410836
>Ah, my bad. That is more of a DM's discretion thing anyways.
>Those sound pretty neat, too.
>>5410832
>Sorry, I've not got much better to do than think and be sick right now.
>Plus Vic is a machine, technically, even if it has a pilot.
>>5410848
Who is the bird anyway?
>>5410858
Хopoшo
>>5410862
I don't get it...
>>5410858
>Pretty good.
>>5410791
Come now, our physical form is very adaptable. Whatever set of human genitalia you find appealing is what we will possess in your dealings with us. It is our very nature.
Do we really intimidate the slayer of legend so easily? What have we done to earn this respect?
>>5410793
We saw it with our own eyes. Setsuna seduced you, and you laid with her. You can no longer repel us with your purity, as it no longer exists.
>>5410812
New worlds unfold before our eyes every visit we make. Do you act as though human on this island?
>>5410848
Most of what people here say sounds strange to us. Why would he desire your presence here? Does he intend to mate with you?
>>5410858
Splendidly.
>>5410866
Aussa just
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
>>5410858
>Fucking shit
>>5410885
WE GOT THIS KING-SIZE TO OURSELVES
DON'T HAVE TO SHARE WITH NO ONE ELSE
>>5410580
>>5410629
>It might be a good idea to rewrite my event clarify it's fatal.
>>5410796
O.. Okay
>>5410904
>CУКA БЛЯTЬ intensifies
It felt special with her. I didn't feel bad.
>>5410908
>off my sax
>Was this intentional m80?
>>5410858
>Could be better, sick as all hell. At least I've got someone prepping dinner for me.
>>5410906
>Sorry again.
>>5410924
>Glad I'm not the only one, then, even if I never played a tabletop before.
>>5410908
Welp, congrats, Adrian. And thanks for havin' us.
>>5410848
......LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT. ANYWAYS, I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR CANADIAN FRIEND AND STAY SAFE.
>>5410862
>>5410885
JESUS CHRIST. OFFICER DULLAHAN, JUST--JUST....DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY? JUST STAY AWAY FROM OUR NEIGHBORS.
>>5410904
YOU'RE GONNA GET 200mg OF BOOT IN YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING SHIT. WE BOTH KNOW THAT I CAN RIP YOU APART WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK.
>>5410908
Congrats and jus remembered to get your drawing done
>>5410946
Thanks for hosting bitch
>>5410904
What does that mean?
>>5410908
OFFICER DOWN!! OFFICER DOWN!!
>>5410947
I am Tome of the World, of course it was intentional.
That and inspect element is also very handy.
>>5410946
Thanks for hosting.
>>5410946
Thanks for hosting
I want to fuck Aussa
>>5410881
If I knew, I would've told you. All I know is that - get this - he calls her "Plump-rump". Literally. That's what he calls her.
>>5410904
>
If he even touched me, I would knock him out faster than you could say "Coюз Coвeтcких Coциaлиcтичecких Pecпyблик". Alfred kept alluding that he was bringing my sister here, but I sincerely doubt that he would. At least... I hope he isn't.
>>5410946
Congratulations to Adrian, and thank you for hosting!
>>5410954
I won't. Said Canadian friend is actually Canada itself, so I legitimately hope she is alright. May I please have your name, sir?
>>5410912
>>5410954
You're acting suspicious... You haven't gone criminal on me have you? Are you singing to try and confuse me?
>>5410948
Though i wouldn't probably think about it if you haven't brought it up. Don't worry, you're not the only one with such diagnose.
>>5410919
Perhaps? I will reflect on this.
>>5410948
>>5410959
>>5410971
>>5410974
>>5410984
Thank you for playing.
>>5410960
That is quite rude of you to say.
>>5410985
DON'T KEEP YOUR SECRETS TO YOURSELF
IT'S KARMA SUTRA SHOW AND TELL
WOAH
THERE'S LOVING IN YOUR EYES THAT PULLS ME CLOSER
>>5410970
Well, thank ya host, for hostin'.
>>5410984
WELL, MY REAL NAME IS FLYNN, BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME "DOOMGUY" OR "THE DOOMSLAYER". PICK WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
>>5410985
BERNADETTE, YOU EVER WONDER WHERE BABIES COME FROM?
>>5410984
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! That will work.
>goes to lean on a wall laughing like an idiot
Priceless
>>5410999
>It's just a nitpick. I don't play DnD so it wasn't entirely obvious to me how I died.
I thank you for the opportunity and for hosting this game.
>>5410943
And are you joined in holy matrimony? No. You lusted after her body and took it when the opportunity was given.
>>5410954
We've heard many descriptions of our self, but only you have said, "terrifying."
>She leans forward, chest pressing against you, and whispers into your ear
What's there to be afraid of?
>>5410963
What a human would consider everyday life. Obligations, toiling for a wage, socializing.
>>5410946
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>5410984
Your sister? Has she fallen for his charms as well?
>>5410999
Sit on my face.
>>5410946
Thanks for hosting Aali
>>5410946
Well done Mr. Rollini. Thank you for having us, miss.
>>5410858
Like a demon
>>5410989
>Overthinking things is what I do I guess.
>I wonder how often that sorta situation even comes up in games.
>>5410970
>Those stats hurt to look at. Poor bastard.
>>5411029
I wish that badly but I can't trust her to be loyal while I am out in war. So I guess you are right. But that doesn't mean you shall take me with out resistance
>>5411033
No, I have other things to do at this moment. Get someone else to fulfill your desires.
>>5411024
Thank you for playing, I will look through the events once more.
>>5411029
Thank you for playing.
>>5411039
I'm sorry, who is this Aali?
And thank you for playing.
>>5411047
Sadly, that is what he rolled when he started the game.
>>5411014
Yes, I shall call you Doomguy. A very... Unimaginative name, but it will have to do. Ivan Braginsky, personification of Russia itself. It is a pleasure to meet you, Doomguy!
>>5411017
It would be priceless, дa?
>He snickers to himself, looking to the side.
Plump-rump. God, Alfred is so clueless at times, I swear.
>>5411029
Heт, Belarus is obsessed with me, so she wouldn't even consider being with him. All I know is that Brian told Alfred to being me here today, and... I don't know what to make of this.
>>5411047
The same with me honestly. But yeah who knows how often anyway i'm off.
>>5411014
Don't they get made by a mad scientist?
>>5411029
That's what monster girls do.
>>5410984
>>5410948
>>5410959
>>5411029
>>5411041
Thank you all, I'm going to go back home to write some songs or something.
>>5411064
Yes...hold on what has that demon told you?
>>5411029
GET YOUR DISGUSTING, WELL-SHAPED DEMON TEAT OFF ME. SERIOUSLY, PUT ON A SHIRT OR SOMETHING ONCE IN A WHILE, IT'S GROSS. AND I ONLY MENTIONED THAT BECAUSE A FEW MINUTES PRIOR MOST OF MY TESTOSTERONE WAS DRAINED OUT OF ME, BUT NOW I'M RE-FUELED AND READY TO KICK YOUR ASS.
>>5411064
...RUSSIA, HUH? YOU FRIENDS WITH SOVIET?
>>5411044
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>>5411051
Token resistance counts for very little. Besides, we have no incentive to do so, your soul already belongs to us when your life comes to an end.
>>5411064
(I-I don't remember doing that.)
You know him better than we do. Only stories have graced us.
>>5411084
Very strange. We had thought your abilities would alter that significantly.
>>5411111
You mean taking off my head? Why would that change anything?
>>5411133
I have a question involving host helper.
When I paste the JS list and execute, I get this :
"TypeError: document.getElementsByName(...)[0] is undefined"
How do I fix that?
>>5411136
>pic
>>5411058
>Uh wow, I only just noticed that. Good point.
>>5411078
>Have a good one.
>>5411144
paste it to pastebin
>>5411088
Already revved up and raring to go again so soon? We really must catch you in that realm some time soon.
>>5411119
Not only yours, but the others, not to mention your duty to ferry souls, correct?
>>5411133
We thought you had spoken of us, did you not?
>>5411136
That unstable alcoholic? He's less holy than most of the fallen.
I miss old doomguy
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