tf2g trash AMERICAN edition

Fuck off to skype

zero time lurker, first time poster
goodbye

i want to be loved and cared for by a tf2g

i only visit this thread and not the vg one and i havent logged in to steam since i decided valve doesnt put enough work in the ranked mode so i only play overwatch now

thanks for listening

im too shy to talk to my tf2gfu

you guys should let this meme die soon yknow

dotsy isn't cute

>>5405806
no

i'm depressed

im sleepy

im horny

im in love

You gals sound like snow white and the 7 dwarves but there are only 4 of you total

dicks

dicks

butts

butts

butts

butts

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PINGAS

no
butts

Your dick
My butt
Now

*erects a dispeniser*

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mfw i get flagged by a janny for "trash outside of /b/" but end up with a ban for off-topic on /vg/ only

Smug pokemon is cute but why is it blushing

i dont know hes probably getting fucked or something
i actually just noticed that after u posted it now and tried to find the full pic but i cant

i meant after i posted it
those two fucking letters are too close to each other

im still a little fucking upsset that i got banned when theres people shitposting all the time but the janny got pissed at me because i have more stars than he'll ever have in his pathetic life but its still funny that he tried to get me banned from all boards and i only ended up getting a one day ban from vg

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blowjobs 3/$20

am i a faggot

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>>5415394
You can only find the answer to this question by reaching deep inside yourself.

With another man's penis.

dotsy isn't cute

can you reach deep inside me

i wish my tf2gfu liked me

i wish my tf2gfu didnt have issues with his internet :c

>>5418194
whats wrong with 26dollars internet?

>26U$D
lmao no i have a decent tf2gfu

>>5418254
oh who is it

a very nice man with a very old router
quit quoting my fucking posts

>>5418293
who is it

phew i almost fall asleep waiting for him but the notification from the (you) woke me up
thanks

>>5418383
np

who is it

tfw ur tf2gfu makes u feel good

tfw ur tf2gu doesnt exist

*gets coffee*

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are my undecorated wooden boxes cute

it feels like i'm playing poor man's the sims(tm)

that picture looks comfy

jbnliubbuilbilvbifvh

what do you mean

i mean i want to die

oh

do you want to die

sometimes

im good today

tfw your tf2gfu never came back

is she okay

she dies on the next page

:r

:3c

:rc

i find it funny how my phone keeps warning me about having the volume too high with earphones like dude we've been together for like more than a fucking year one would think he'd understand that i dont give a shit about my well being but no he keeps warning me like "dude u shouldnt do that' but i dont fucking care and do it anyways
the worst thing is when he turns the volume down automatically like dude wtf back the fuck off let me live my fucking life
i thought it would be funny to refer to my phone as a living being by the way
i miss my tf2gfu

i want to *iss my tf2gfu

>i want to piss my tf2gfu
gross wtf

i meant ki**

what
kill?
kick?
kilt?
king?
kirk?
kiwi?
kilo?
you are confusing me

*is too shy to say*

>his too shy to says
that sentence does not make sense
you should try to improve your english

ive always wondered if human's grammar errors were apart of her posting style

what do you mean

shut the fuck up

:x

dont be rude you motherquoter

>>5420897
what

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i miss my tf2gfu...

i want to *iss my tf2gfu

you already said that you stupid little shit

but anonymous already said she misses her tf2gfu too

does you tf2gfu know you want ot kiss your tf2gfu

im not sure

i posted that again because i found a picture to attach to the post
your post was exactly the same
i have a penis
and so do you

do you know what your tf2gfu looks like irl and does your tf2gfu know what you look like

^^
prove it
^
yes!

nice
have you ever used your tf2gfus picture

for what


:s

i want my tf2gfu to use me as his pillow

i dont want to say

:s

oh

s:

my tf2 pals say im oh

・﹏・

am i oh

im blasting death grips really loud on my speakers
i hope my neighbours dont hear it

im blasting on you

um on me

ok
*blasts um all over your face*

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my tf2gfu came online

My tf2gfu is always online

how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BcdY_wSklo

my tf2gfu is still offline
:(

oh
i hope they come online soon

*hugs tf2gfu body pillow*

where do i find a tf2gfu

>>>/vg/tf2g

looking for submissive owgfu

looking for 4s slot

can i be your submissive owgfu if im not submissive and i dont play overwatch or go to owg

can i put you in my 4s team if i dont have a 4s team and dont play tf2

are you retarded

>being rude for literally no reason
alright

>

what do you mean

>>5425042

i dont know
why do you care

does my tf2gfu care about me

n

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oh

hotsex

it makes me slightly upset that mods will never rangeban human

why would they rangeban me
:r

because you constantly break rules and evade bans

oh


im naughty

^(16)
sounds hot

what
how

>>5425559
you're about as naughty and appealing as chris chan

https://a.uguu.se/arRpnx5mKAUH_Ful_Stop.mp3

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me and my tf2gfu

bichona do caralho hhhhhh hhj

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>just put lotion all over my shaven body and now i'm all soft and moisturized

:3

putito

:3

*feels you up*

can you touch my thighs and hips

*gently touches your hips and pulls you towards him*
*grabs your butt as he presses his pelvis onto yours*
*runs his fingers down over your thighs sensing their softness*

i didn't mean in rp.... i meant irl

>tfw u jerk off and no cum comes out

dotsy isn't cute

........

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i love my tf2gfu

me too!

*gently touches your hips and pulls you towards him irl*
*grabs your butt as he presses his pelvis onto yours irl*
*runs his fingers down over your thighs sensing their softness irl*

i love my tf2gfu
i hate myself

i opposite of hate my tf2gfu's self

if you would truly love your tf2gfu you would love yourself, because how do you expect your tf2gfu to love someone self-deprecating
you are being unfair to who you say you love, and if that person is trying to love you, you are making it impossible, hurting your tf2gfu even

how dare you use the word love, if you are only selfishly bringing that person down

my tf2gfu brings me up

youre overreacting lmao
i dont actually seriously hate myself i just do dumb stuff sometimes and then feel bad
i love him lots and he loves me too >w<

let me bring something up real quick

ok
*lets you*

*smiles*

look at the catalog

what about it

there was someone spamming mlp stuff earlier
i thought it was funny

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NAME ONE (1) TF2FU

why
what is this meme

dick

i kinda wanna die

*kills you irl*

https://youtu.be/3VcLONfaXPc
is mordx ok

is human ok

who cares

me

then ask him or something

can i slap someone

slap THIS

skeet skeet skeet!

>play solly at dustbowels
>get raped by a medidemo and a kritahoovy

>switch to medic
>still get raped by said douches

>play solly at dustbowels
>get raped by a medidemo and a kritahoovy

>switch to medic
>get raped by teammates

just healslut things

>play solly at dustbowels
>rape everyone

>switch to medic
>cum everywhere

>play solly at dustbowels
>win game
wew desu lads

>play widowmaker in quickplay
>this song on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAeLm_wuTB4
>all day

i want to get sops pregnant

i bet you are the kind of girl that gets sops pregnant and then runs away

i am that type of girl

:3c

What type of girl am i?

my

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Every time.
Every time I look at this general its just as puzzling as it used to be.
What is this thread? Why is no one replying to anyone? And what the fuck is a "tf2gfu"? Is it related to tf2?

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post yfw you 05

I took a video of my body and I was wondering how can I get rated without getting it reposted

what do?

just post it
we promise we wont save it, right guys

my hips in the video are really big like bigger than i thought its actually kind of embarrassing, are big hips good?

yes
really good

>>5464633
there are no consequences of posting your body on the internet except if someone you know recognizes something in it
but what are the chances of the 5 viewers that see it know you

oh fuck i accidentally

sorry sorry sorry sorry

>>5464980
who care

there are mental consequences like feeling like you are impure

my tf2gfu said i'm pure

u.u

would you feel impure if you wore swimming trunks and someone saw you in it

no because i wouldn't be naked then

well you cant get it rated without the possibility of someone saving it so youll have to deal with being impure or not getting it rated

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a᠎ll me btw (by the way)

psh thanks for the yous

psh thanks for the yous

i don't feel very good

i wish i had a real friend that i could talk to

i got 7 yous and those i made from my phone

^^its gonna be okay little pal

i don't know

it sucks, i feel like i want to throw up

is there any particular reason why you feel bad

you can post it on here or talk to someone online if you don't have any rl friends

i meant i don't have any online friends, i definitely don't have any real life friends lol

would you like me to be your temporary internet friend so you can talk to someone about how you feel?

whats the point of that

if you don't want to talk it's okay
i just assumed you did because you posted here complaining

im heterosexual

*slaps you*

i deserve it punish me master

alright
prepare for pain

Wait
Me too

i'll make you both listen to justin bieber then
and push a dildo far up your asses

i must suffer for my degeneracy
*doesnt prepare for the pain*

*puts justin bieber at full volume and pushes dildos far up your asses*

no please
if this goes on
i will be forced to cum while listening to justin bieber
aa

cum faggot cum

skeet skeet skeet
oops

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these posts really arouse me

dotsy isn't cute

Yeah i agree

thanks

why bully her

he likes it

does rz come here

29 posters how is this even possible

all me

im a 26 poster

oh

i dont feel good

whats wrong

>>5477143
>>5477062

anonymous wont stop being like that with my internet tf2gfu and it makes me sick

why does it bother you that anonymous likes your tf2gfu

im insecure and they're like a better version of me

they will have their own problems

it's easy to compare yourself unfavorably with others, but that doesn't mean it's accurate

i keep having headaches for some reason

for how long

three (3) days
i took ibuprofen for the ones before

have you been any more stressed out or anxious recently

have there been any changes in what you eat or sleep cycles

i've been videogaming with my pals

no i do the exact same things every day and nothing ever changes

you see a doctor of some kind, don't you?

if they persist until then, tell them

http://jesus-is-savior.com/

if i ever grow up i want to make my own website

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these posts really arouse me

religiousness is cute

What isn't cute?

not dotsy

*is a little sleepy*

*puts two fingers in your *****

my what

****

um

cute um *licks it off*

http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?t=3071

what did she mean by this

rin was my favourite katawa shoujo
she said funny things

havent played ks
what was the funniest thing she said

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she gives you a wall of text about her feelings and anxiety at one point

i thought it was cute

im anxiety

kill all weebs
KILL ALL

oh

(._. )

(≧∇≦)b

is hunt ok

are you okay

yeah
are you

nice
yes

that feel when you want to interact with a clique but there is someone there that hates you so if you expose your identity they will make everyone hate you

dotsy isn't cute

why do you keep posting that friendo

>>5483338
can confirm: dotsy is kawaii

i'm so drunk lOL XDDDDDDDDDDDD

lmao post your butt xDd

I wish I had a boyfriend, it really is starting to hurt me that I have no one in my real life.

im short

hurt me

i need a bf

*h*lds your hand irl*

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post pauling lewds plox

this is a clean non lewd thread

alright what the hell

that cute pink ********

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a

dotsy isn't cute

Agreed but your post is annoying because it turns my opinion into a meme

what did she do to deserve being called not cute

DOTSY IS LITERALLY 100% cute

does dotsy post in this thread

yes i do, sometimes

dotsy is the dotsy isnt cute poster

that's pretty pathetic

>>5492265
no i'm not

well im sure you are cute then, cause this thread is cuties only

dotsy isn't cute

im sure it will become true if you repeat it a million times

>>5492302
people can say whatever they want

it's not going to pressure me into posting pics of my face

why did you change your name, avatar, url and make your profile private a while ago

dotsy is my girlfriend

i'll tell you if you tell me who you are :>

can i p*s* pictures of your face

i'm you, but cuter

i don't think you have any

only like 2-3 tf2gs do

butts

i want a boyfriend really bad

i hear dotsy is single

yes hit on him :r

shut up dotsy

you are my boyfriend now

when is dotsy x renard going to be a thing

>>5492801
who are ya

your personal boyfriend

dotsy is mine irl

okay but i don't have a boyfriend

how big is dotsys girldick

that is why i have been assigned to be your boyfriend

who are ya then

how big

how can i resolve the whole dotsy shitposting and stuff

post your dick

no that is private

at least say how big it is

why

why not

because thats personal :s

do you not wanna say because it's small

magicmax sent me here

dotsy showed me his weiner it was 5ft long......

its pretty clear my tf2gfu doesnt like me so i need a new one

which one of you wants to be my new boyfriend

>>5494406
i'm not going to tell you if it's small or big i know your tricks!

that would be indirectly telling you how big it is

I was never anyones tf2gfu... I will never be a tf2gfu

you could be my tf2gfu, im in the market for a new one

are you cute?

dotsy has a sissy cock

don't say that you're going to turn her on

>her
:x

dotsy is a fag he sucked me off lol

dotsy here

i want a bf

i want to bully dotsy's cock

add me then

nigger

u guys are fags

>>5494911
source

find it yourself dotsy

: are you actually in the trash thread


that wasnt me

post your dick

>>5494971
sauce

why though

why not

because thats private stuff

like you've never shown anyone

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

pure angel in the trash thread
filthy slut on the rest of the internet

http://www.strawpoll.me/11320078

am i a millennial

bully me

shut up idiot

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggg

bully me

*steps on your toes*

step on my cock

*slaps you*
no
*kisses it instead"

what the hell is going on

*showers*
wish me luck

* hopes you drop the soap *

~

*f*ps*

um

is rhythm really the king of limbs

*f*ps your d*ck*

i want to fwp my tf2gfu's duck

*fops your duck*

*ums*


um