Erp thread, Sponty a best edition Previous thread >>5395010

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But...Fronk a best.

>>5399461
Who?

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(Wew, It's late...I'm going to bed, expect a new shitty generic anime girl ava in the morning. I have a problem, and I've passed the point of no return, and I'm gonna keep going just to see what happens, and what I can get away with)
(Good night, sweet dreams, and may titty ninjas bless your minds)

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>>5399467
How dare you.

>>5399368
>He didn't think this coy front was an act, but he also didn't think she was really that dense. Perhaps naive but that aspect only made her more attractive, especially considering their location. The girl just really liked pudding and he liked the mental image of that cute body of hers covered in chocolate jello, slowly licking it off of her and... oh yeah, he needed to get a date first.
I wouldn't mind bagging your groceries, Nep. Sooooo... you wanna go out sometime?
>Probably could have been a bit smoother with that cheesy line but he couldn't resist. The anon had been raised to properly court and engage with young women before bedding them but some habits died hard. It probably wouldn't be too much trouble to get her in bed, but the chase was often as fun as the finish.

>>5399467
Some player that everyone in the threads have been circlejerking for some reason or another

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>>5399469
Goodnight Stocking

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>>5399480
>a player is pleasant, literate, friendly, and polite
>anyone who praises them for these merits is circlejerking
Anon...Are...are you retarded?

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>>5399450
Oh dear... I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>5399326
>She patiently waited as the mouse anon took his time to make the perilous trip from her palm to the exposed part of her chest. However, as soon as he'd step on top of the fleshy mountain, it was clear this was the safest place to be right now. The mellow and silky tit-flesh felt ideal to just nestle into and tuck away for the night.

There we go~ How's that? Comfortable, I hope?

>She asked, before grabbing the remote and placing the bowl of popcorn down on her lap.

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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

>>5399469
night

>>5399494
The circlejerk praises him for none of those things. It's all just a bunch of "FRONK IS CUTE" posts to get to him to act like a generic shy anime boy.

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>>5399501
(First fitting image I had on my phone. Not entirely sure why I saved it, but it came in handy. Also: it's true.)

>>5399494
If you have to ask whether an anon is retarded, the answer is most likely "yes."

>>5399450
>>5399461
>>5399494
I love Sponty and Fronk too but ava worship does nothing but paint a target on people's backs for shitposters.
You like having these fun avas around? ERP with them, don't namedrop them. Exalting one player simply because you like them will inevitably be countered with random anon shitposting because that's how this place works, like it or not.

You think you're being nice by making threads and posts about them but that is honestly the worst thing you can do for their reputation here.

>>5399494
Knock it off, Ash. Occasional compliments are fine but if you think those posts you like to make are harmless, then you are dead wrong and Fronk will pay for it, not you.

>>5399513
They should talk him into becoming a shy crossdressing sissy boy.

>>5399513
I bet you think it's unironic too.

>>5399531
Well said

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(Everyone is on the menu!)

>>5399531
You can tell an anon is from the discord if they ava-worship. See, the little cult Trixie has built up.

>>5399531
Pretty sure how hard Mecha is getting shitposted the last day is because he joined in on that Jinx/Fronk/Jiro circlejerk the day before.
It's unfortunate that's how this place is but it's just the way of things here.

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>>5399519
The fact that it was saved from actively looking up Sponty pictures (from the filename) is flattering to say the least, but... I think this anon is right: >>5399531
The more an avatar is praised, the more it will get badmouthed over the pettiest things. See: Iowa.

>>5399554
I saw that.

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>>5399531
You're entirely right, I'm sorry. I'm a little worked up tonight because of something that happened earlier so I'm a little more impulsive than normal. I'll try to do better.

>>5399568
Fair enough on that front, but the filename is how Clover rolls. It saves it with the filename the poster gave it.

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>>5399475
I- Erm.. I-I mean.. S-Sure! I-I guess I could slack off again another day..
>Her cheeks tinted a faint crimson. Her head lowering only a bit to try to hide her growing embarrassment. Her hands had found themselves resting in her lap, the tips of her index fingers tapped together lightly as the thought jumbled about in her brain.
'A date? What would I even do, what would I say? Ahhh! I-I guess I could just see how it goes...'
>Was her inner thoughts as she continued to squirm about. The thought of a date was still putting her head through the spin cycle.

>>5399501
It's perfect. I couldn't ask for a better front-row seat!

>The mouse anon lay sprawled out atop her chest. There was so much space up here he could easily relax in any way he wanted. However he didn't want her to feel like he was just using her as nothing but a giant bed so he tried to take her up on her offer by watching the TV. He could see the screen a lot better from his new vantage point, but the trouble he had focusing on what was going on was still ever-present. Especially since every tiny movement from the huge cow sent vibrations shooting through her boobs that caused the unstable ground beneath him to be stuck in a constant state of jiggling. He still tried though, and just hoped she wasn't the kind of person to get too engrossed in what she was watching and move around a lot.

>>5399519
Wiggins you're being stupid. Stick to posting creepy reaction images.

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>>5399576
Oh, I see. My mistake.

Either way, I appreciate it nonetheless, Blake.

>>5399579
I'm friends with Sponty man. Chill.

>>5399573
What was it?

>>5399588
You're not a newfag so don't act like one.

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>>5399596
I made a stupid post and deleted it, please don't make a thing about it.

>>5399586
You're welcome in that case. I can leave you be or chat a little if you like.

>>5399597
Nigga I said chill, you're making 0 sense.

>>5399596
More Fronk worship.

>>5399599
Dumb ash poster.

>>5399625
I miss dumb yuruposter

>>5399577
>He was careful not to touch the girl, he wanted her to be comfortable through all of this, despite his desire to grab Nep and kiss her right then and there. Patience was a virtue and this one seemed like she was worth waiting for, even if she had eaten all his Skittles.
Hey, don't be embarrassed. It's not a big deal, I just want to take you somewhere nice and eat some pudding and watch some stars. It'll be fun, I promise!
>She was so cute blushing and curling into herself, sitting there in the soft grass under the fading sun. The anon crossed his legs and leaned back to watch it crest over the distant hilltops and slowly fade, wondering where the hell he was supposed to take a Goddess on a date. This certainly had to be something more special than Netflix and chill time, but at least she had said yes.
What do you normally do for fun other than grind experience and items, Nep?

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>>5399578
Great!

>As she idly zapped through the channels, not minding the anon having a bit of trouble sitting still, she eventually ended up on old reruns of an old sitcom she used to watch.

Oh hey! I haven't seen this episode in forever!

>Almost immediately engrossed by it, she ever so slightly leaned forward, propping her already enormous chest even further. Every attempt to steady himself would result in the supple flesh giving under him, threatening to send him sliding down into the infinite crevasse of her cleavage.

>>5399610
I don't mind, really. Although like I said, I'd prefer if you kept it on the down low. I actually do enjoy chatting with you.

>>5399653
I'll keep it quieter in the future, don't worry. I understand the concern completely.

I would guess you're in the midst of a new semester yourself, huh? Doing alright?

>>5399653
>Unable to focus his attention on the TV he settled for simply pretending while he enjoyed the comfort of his new seat. At least that was the plan until he suddenly found himself being steadily tipped forward, right in the direction of the bottomless canyon that was Mattie's cleavage.

Uh... Hey, Mattie!

>He tried to get her attention, but looking up at her face revealed her glassy-eyed expression as she stared at the TV, completely lost in her show. The little anon was on his own here. Luckily she hadn't move much and with some effort he was able to stop himself right at the entrance of the sudden chasm. Now he just had to keep still and pray that she did the same.

At least the people who do ava worship RP consistently unlike Kurisu or Miyafuji

>>5399631
We all do, anon.

Best/Worst memes of /ERP/

>>5399700
>BEST
Marked, bitch
Slices your fucking eye
Inane prattle
Milky wilky

>WORST
Any ava worship memes

>>5399700
The fucking Gufo thing back in the day. Still funnier than it had any right to be. Does that guy still come around?

>>5399700
*blushes extremely*

>>5399599
Don't beat yourself up over it, you're still a fresh fish so you're learning. What happened earlier tonight to put you on edge?

>>5399700
>does a happy dance
>points and laughs

Worst
Hi [insert boogeyman here]

>>5399700
>Worst
All these forced attempts of making a Lolcow, like with Miyafuji, instead of waiting for one naturally.

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>>5399729
Sorry, but I left that intentionally vague. But it's not really any excuse for my behavior tonight.

>>5399755
>making vague blogposts

Don't be another Jiro, Ash. Either say what's up or don't say a thing at all.

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>>5399677
Not exactly, no. Not that I miss school all that much, but even if I did, I'm afraid that wouldn't be possible for me right now. Maybe in the future...

How about yourself, though?

>>5399691
>Completely absorbed by her show, Mattie didn't even feel or hear the mouse as he backpedaled away from the milky gorge created by her massive mammaries pressing together. At first, it looked like he might just be able to hold on, but then a particular funny scene occurred, sending Mattie into a gleeful fit of laughter.

Oh! Hahaha~ Classic!

>The quaking and jumping that resulted sent him bouncing around, flopping and tumbling about until, ultimately, he would begin his descent right into the redoubtable abyss of flesh.

>>5399700
>>5399744
>>5399755
>>5399766

All of these dubs.
>faps

>>5399783
>Hugs

>>5399786
Check these numbers

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>>5399766
I...don't know who Jiro is. Either way, sorry. I'll shut up.

>>5399766
Go easy on him, the kid's fresh but he's got potential.
>>5399755
It's fine, at least you didn't go full retard and make a "FRONK ARE TEH BEZT" OP or anything.
You do realize we have to bust your balls a little for it? Welcome to ERP, mate.

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>>5399640
We can go anywhere and eat pudding though! A-And as long as you don't knock me down again I'm ready to go have fun anywhere!
For fun? Well, I usually go on scary adventures with my friends all around to fight bad guys! Or Just eat pudding and hang out with friends!
>She exclaimed with a tad of pride. She gave the anon the largest of grins before scooting in a bit closer.to the anon. Her head falling against his shoulder. The excitement of the day had taken her toll, and she was beginning to nod off. Even though she tried her hardest to stay awake, her eyes would flutter closed every now and then.
It's really peaceful in this place, I feel like I could just take a nap..

>>5399799
What.The.Fuck.

>>5399799
>I...don't know who Jiro is.

Edgy sadsack who gets attached to any potential female who shows him a minor sign of affection. Plays Teen Reaper and Garchomp. He blogposted about depression and death a few times and now everyone is basically waiting to see when he'll kill himself.

The moral of the story is don't blogpost.

>Ash becoming nuclear
Oh no.

>>5399791
>goes limp

>>5399799
>Hugs the Ash
Like the nice anon says, you're still a newfag so don't beat yourself up over things just yet. Especially since, if you're not careful you'll end up a target for shitposters like robutt.

>>5399821
He sure didn't last long.

>>5399824
Robutt, LD, DMG, Tomoko, Nue, Innocent Boy among others. It's a pretty long list.

>>5399558
Same goes for when a ton of people all suddenly start hating on an ava too. Almost invariably means they did something one of the "inner circle" didn't like.

>>5399845
But those are Nue.
They're all Nue.
I'm Nue you're Nue.
It's the Nue way.

FYI, I have been ERPing. Just not as "Innocent Boy". You'll be hard pressed to find me though since I changed up a lot of my writing style and quirks. I tried to let "Innocent Boy" fade away into obscurity but there are people here that won't let him die. It's usually whenever people bring up the old Rape Crew. Or how I'm no longer the friendzone champion in recent threads. Just let him die.
P.S., you forgot about my shitty talk radio persona and the DMG interview if you were trying to list all of my "sins" in this place.

The Anon previously known as "Innocent Boy" AKA "AC"

Back to lurking for me.

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*notices that ur a fucking fat neckbeard faggot with a miserable life* OwO what's this...?

>>5399783
Well, I think I already told you I'm taking .NET II and Client/Server Computing this semester. Just got the second project for .NET II, seems pretty easy. It's mostly focusing on incorporating a lot of stuff we learned in the database design/SQL class, which is a large part of corporate programming these days. Data is king.

>>5399783
>His screaming was drowned out by the TV as he hurtled through the air, bouncing off her chest and being knocked back up mutliple times until he finally found a resting spot right in the center of her heaving breasts. The speed at which he landed already caused him to slip down deep into the valley, and this was only added to by the motions caused by her continued laughter, pushing him down deeper and deeper into the endless abyss of her cleavage.
>Finally when she calmed down the mouse was so deep between her boobs that he was left in complete darkness and almost complete silence, with only the very muffled sound of the TV and the distant thumping of her gentle heartbeat reaching his sensitve rodent ears. On top of all that he was wedged so deep that he could hardly even move his tiny body, the unfathomable weight of the twin mountains tightly holding him in place.
>His only hope of getting out of here was if Matite noticed him, and from how engrossed she was in her show that seemed doubtful at the current moment. He just prayed that she'd at least remember him and try to find him once she finished watching TV.

>>5399862
>AC
Miyafuji isn't here.

>>5399869
>knocks on your chest
its me, goku

>>5399806
I'll think up something good to eat then, you just seem to really like pudding.
>The boy with no Skittles left to his name puts one arm around the beautiful young goddess, rubbing her shoulder and watching the sun make way for the starlight. It was nice this time of year and good to have pleasant company for a little while.
Don't worry, I only tackle them the first time I meet a girl I like. And I'd love to hear about some of your adventures, Goddess.
>He shuffled his own jacket off and put it around her, the night growing cooler as the young woman faded out on him. He was exhausted as well but still high off of the sweet girl sitting next to him. If she slept until sunrise he'd wait until sunrise before going.
Go to sleep, Nep. I'll keep an eye on you tonight.
>The anon kissed the top of her head and held her close. It had been a good night.

(Good place to stop? Thanks again for playing and you're so cute with her! Fun little RP.)

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Is it bad to say the names of people you like..?

I like Miku... I liiike Neeeeep. Iowa is fun to play with.. Theeen.. Rapeman is okaaaay. Goku is always there when you need him..!
And theen...

There's tooooo many to list.

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>>5399883
Oh shit dad I was just pretending please don't kill me!

>>5399899
>Rapeman is okaaaay
>tfw you miss those days
>tfw Jiro brought him out of retirement for HG

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DISCORD IS FUCKED, PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>5399805
Fair enough. Like I said, I'll do better. I'm still learning the ropes and such. It's just one bad night, I'll get over it quickly. Thank you for your support. On that note, I actually want to thank everyone who's given me support during my first week or so of activity here, even through my mistakes. You guys are pretty great.

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>>5399899
THAT DOES IT!

>>5399846
In theory the discord should be a nice get-away for when things suck in the thread or when idle OOC chat gets in-depth but apparently it's turned anons into braindead piranhas

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>>5399918

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>>5399887
>She slowly nodded her head. This being the only acknowledgement of the anon's words. The worn out Nep was already nearing the point of passing out as her body weakly pressed against the anon's own. Her breathing became slow, and peaceful. Her eyes had finally fluttered closed for the last time. For just meeting this person, she sure did trust him quickly. Although, he showed no intent to harm her, other than the original tackle. All in all, this little Nep had a good day.

(Works for me! I started to see my writing degrade over time as I got more and more tired, sorry about that much! You're so great to RP with, and I hope we can continue off again as soon as you're able! )

>>5399913
what happens in the hyperbolic time chamber
stays in the hypertonic rhyme chamber

Well now that discord is fucked, I am here to say hi to sponty and to pat ash on the back

Both of you are great people and everyone here just needs to relax. Christ

Back to sipping my tea and being ill.

>>5399918
>>5399936
Is it dead?

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>>5399899
Hi Plutia!
I'm about to head to bed, be good okay?

>>5399923
It was going to make sub-cliques, that was obvious from the start. I'm not sure they're even actually related any more.

Everybody move to HG discord, it still works.

Nah, don't.

>>5399940
Can you not google, anon? Discord server status. Type that in.

Lordy

>>5399940
https://status.discordapp.com/

>>5399930
() Nah, you were totally good the whole way. I'll try to ava up next time we play or something. Thanks for picking her up.
See ya around, New Nep.

>>5399948
>>5399954
Fuck you. I thought Virra chimped out and mercy killed it.

>>5399948
by current estimates, approximately 70% of questions asked on the internet could be answered in the first result of a google search

>>5399969
Glad that you can come out of the closet on 4chan, anon. We all fully support the fact that you suck dick.

>>5399969
That would have been too good to be true, anon.

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>>5399936
I'm doing better already, no need to fuss. I hope you get better soon.

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>>5399918
Oh FUCK
CHIMP THE THREAD!

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>>5399959
(Thank you again! I hope you have a good rest of your time in thread, just make sure you do get some sleep eventually!)

Good night ERP!

>>5399954
https://twitter.com/discordapp/status/779255635347210240
this also

CHekem

>>5399998
No.

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>>5399790
>Hugs back~

>>5399870
Oh, that's right, you did tell me about that. So that's going well, then?

>>5399874
>Unfortunately for him, it would be several long minutes until the next commercial break. Until then, he was trapped in this plentiful prison of flesh of hers, unable to move, be heard or noticed. On the upside, this was possibly the most comfortable and warm place he'd ever be trapped in, and somehow safe, too. True, he couldn't get out, but nothing could also get to him in turn. Keeping him tightly guarded by her colossal bust, the friendly cow was still unaware of his predicament that could be equally as unnerving as strangely soothing.

Aha, oh man, did you see that?

... Huh?

>Eventually though, she did notice he had vanished from sight, and began to look around, searching for him. She leaned right, left, and forward, looked up and down the couch and even under it, squeezing him from every direction without once thinking to look in, admittedly, the most obvious spot.

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I asked this once before a while back, but didn't really get a straight answer:

Is there any particular reason nobody does Caption Trades? Maybe this is just me, but I prefer having an entire little story instead of needing to type back and forth. I mean, that's still all fine and good, I'm just saying is all.

>>5400019
What the hell is Caption Trades?

>>5400019
Captions are lame.

>>5400030
At first I thought it said Captain Trades and was like "is that another of those inexplicably popular annoying-voiced Youtube Lets Play Streamer guys or something?"

>>5400014
Just a tired robot saying hi. Missed you in the little memestorm and didn't get a chance to hug ya.
Hope I can catch you over the weekend, probably gonna buzz off for a little while.

.>>5400014
Yep, so far so good. I've got to go sleep now, nice chatting again! Also, I think I realized what I like about that gif in the OP particularly, the tail wag.

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>>5400030
Trading captions? You know, where you write a caption (or story) based on what the other person likes, and they do the same, and then you exchange? That way you get content specifically tailored to you without having to do all the back and forth of chatting?

>>5400033
To each their own I suppose.

>>5400036
is there a way to make youtube exclude certain keywords from search results? i am fucking tired of looking vidya shit up on there and finding videos that go for 10 minutes, of which 5 is the title screen or menu of the game in question with some annoying fuckstain rambling over the ingame music about how good he is at the game

>>5400014
>The little mouse managed to faintly hear the sound of Mattie's voice. That followed by the sudden erratic movements of his huge jiggling prison gave him the impression that she was looking for him. Despite giving him some hope it also resulted in him being squeezed and jostled even more, her constantly shifting weight causing the giant milk factories to press down on him from all angles.

Mattie! Down here! I'm in your MHMFF!

>He tried to shout for her attention but was immediately silenced by the endless plush flesh smothering him. Hopefully the tiny squeaks he did manage to let out would reach her ears, but he seriously doubted it.
>One thing he did notice was that between being tightly pinned by her chest were brief moments where he was released and was able slippfurther downwards. Perhaps if she kept this up she'd unknowingly release him out through the bottom.

>>5399983
Glad to hear it. Just try not to let your personal stuff seep into your fun.

>Would snuggles but is really sick

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>>5400043
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully things clear out for you. I'll see you soon, then.

>>5400046
Tail wag, huh~? Here, have some more~
And alright. Sleep well now, Blake.

>>5400068
Aaaaaaahhhhhh, it's adorable! Night again.

>>5400049
I do that with a few partners over IM or email, but I've never heard that term for it. It's not really collaborative since you're basically just swapping little stories so I don't really consider it ERP. Still fun though and great when you and a partner know one another's tastes well.
I still like telling the story together and feeding off one another in the midst of things.

>>5400068
Thanks. Glad I got to get more friendly with you in the last week.
I'll be sure to poke you when I'm back and at it, since this'll always be my best time for a bit of cuddles and lewd.
Take care best bun.

>>5400049
If I wanted pages of text with no interactivity, I'd still go to F-List.

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>>5400064
>Sadly, the combination of the TV and her own calls for him fully drowned out his own attempts to respond to her, and she simply sat back down, dumbfounded.

Where could he have gone...?

>She sighed sadly, confused and hopeless. She began to wonder if perhaps he'd ran away when she wasn't looking, or somehow the neighbor's cat might have sneaked in and snatched him. Luckily however, all of that squeezing down eventually would have resulted in him slipping out from under her humongous udders. With barely any space to move between her meaty thighs, he wouldn't even be able to stand up without bumping his head into the underside of her chest. His only hope would be to crawl onward, all the way down to her knees.

Which Discord people are alright

>>5400133
Sign Neo

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>>5400100
I'm glad we got to talk too, Mecha.
And I'll be around should you ever feel like some lewd and cuddles~
Take it easy, now.

>>5400115
b-but muh LITERACY
which apparently means quantity now, and has no bearing on quality, going by how a good 2/3 of the people i see demanding "literacy" make grade-school tier spelling/grammar mistakes and visibly don't know what some of the other words they use mean

>>5400146
>nuzzles cock.

>>5400146
>nuzzles nuts(h)ack

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>>5400149
>>5400156
Ahh~ That's my purse, I don't know you~!

>>5400147
Most of the ones spamming ads last time I checked on there were using a script that auto-posts it and stops their chat session timing out anyway, so they're basically completely ignorable.

>>5400169
>I don't know you
Yes you do. Go to sleep sponty.
>Resumes nuzzling cock

How do you join this without making your ava an anime girl from currently hip media?

>>5400130
>After being pushed and squeeze downwards for god knows how long, the anon is finally freed as he pops out from the base of her cleavage and lands on top of her thigh. Despite being relieved over finally getting his freedom he definitely felt a sense of longing to be back inside the fleshy canyon, trapped or not that was definitely the most comfortable location he's ever found himself. After taking a moment to regain his composure he cranes his neck upwards to try and see Mattie eye-to-eye, a plan that turned out to be less than well-thought out since all he could see was the massive expanse of her underboob.
>After rolling his eyes at himself he switches his focus down her leg towards her knees. It seemed like the best shot at being noticed so he decides to go for it and starts casually strolling down her leg, enjoying the fact that it was (for now) a much more straightfoward trip.

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>>5400174
I know, I know~...
I will soon, promise!

>>5400183
Make it an anime girl from a 10-15 year old series.

>>5400205
I hope you aren't lying to me, I am too sick to tell if you are
>kisses balls

>>5400183
Pick up an anime girl from before 2010

>>5400183
Anything will net you partners if it's either a fat slut or you have excellent RP skills.

>>5400216
What's the point of an ERP if the characters are just horny sluts that fuck immediately, with no development in-between?

>>5400225
...Ejaculating.

>>5400225
You're in the wrong place if you want actual character development and shit, this same argument's been playing out literally since these threads started. These are just for jacking off to getting to fug ur waifu.

What anime bitches net instant replies
>Pokémon
>Kancolle
>Strike Witches
>Current season
>NGE
Anything else

>>5400248
GBF

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>>5400239
Oh, that sucks. I'd probably be better off finding some Discord or making a shitty F-List then. I'm a husbandofag, so my luck is pretty much nil here.

>>5400248
Has there really been that many people playing with NGEs lately?

>>5400266
Asuka
Rei

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>>5400197
>In an almost adventurous way, he began his expedition down her legs. While not as generous as her bust dangling above him, her thighs and legs were still rather bouncy and soft in their own way, making it just a bit difficult to keep his footing. Eventually however, he would be able to make it out of this bovine cavern that was her large plentiful body simply sitting down, face propped up by her hand.

>She sighed once again, still rather saddened and confused, but then took notice as she felt something definitely moving up and up her leg.

... Huh?

>Taking her hand back, she leaned back, unfolding, exposing him to the ambient light once again as he'd finally regain his freedom back.

>>5400248
Touhou maybe?

>>5400271
I know we have some including a Misato. I just don't remember seeing them get a lot of action recently.

>>5400266
It's one of those ones that goes in waves, like how there'll either be zero 2hus or like 20 of them.

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>>5400213
Sick? That sucks...
>Rubs balls onto your face
Here, this'll bring you good luck and health~

>>5400286
Thanks~

>Kisses and fondles the heavy sack

>Passed out on Weiss
FUCK

>>5400280
ERP has a shit track record for 2hus.
>Youmu
>Parsee
>Alpha's Momiji
>Clownpiece
Just off the top of my head.

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>>5400278
(She hasn't been requested much)

What's the deal with Strike Witches and Kancolle? Aren't they all generic with little variation in personality?

>>5400297
It's funny too since they canonically have like, less than a max-lengthed 4chan post worth of dialog and character-info across the entire series except for the most major recurring characters. And people still play them like shit.

>>5400301
exactly why faggots eat them up

>>5400301
Blank slate self-inserts, other than Miyafuji bitching at the stroke bitches.

>>5400304
>>5400297
Best 2hu's have been Ragyou's Yuugi and Hotaru's Yukari
The Aya's pretty good too.

>>5400304
Our Aya, Suika, Yuugi, and Aya are great.

>>5400301
I wonder the same thing myself.

>>5400297
Anyone got a list of all the 2hous that have been played?

>>5400314
I don't have autism so no.

>>5400309
>>5400312
Shit I forgot Suika
Kill me

>>5400309
Both Aya's were great

>>5400309
>>5400317
Well I forgot Reimu and Yukari, thanks anon!

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>>5400293
>Coos quietly as she rather enjoys it
Mmm~
In all seriousness though, you really should go get some rest...

Is this just the bitching hour where everyone whines and cries about how people aren't typefucking to their liking without doing anything to change it? My favorite! I like the one where people don't actually do anything to increase the quality of threads and come off as loaded-diaper crybabies!

>>5400274
Mattie! Hey!

>He frantically waved both his arms back and forth as her face came into view. Overjoyed to see her cute face staring down at him he couldn't help but start grinning from ear to ear as he bounced up and down on her knee.

(My connection suddenly starting acting a little shaky so I may disappear without warning. Apologies in advance if this happens.)

>>5400327
circular arguments between people repeatedly re-stating their point that go nowhere is my fetish
thats why i work in politics

>>5400318
First Aya had a thing for hosiery, Quiet!Aya has a thing for blackmail and humiliation, if you were to fuse them together they'd be perfect.

>>5400327
Generic
Anime
Girls
GAG

>>5400330
Future senator detected. Godspeed, son, make America great again.

>>5400327
You fit right in, anon.

It's probably because most of the fags here are going to school and have no time to post an actual roleplay, so they just shitpost.

>>5400339
i'm strayan actually
but our political scene is basically "america without the MUH GUNS and about 10 years behind" anyway

>>5400325
Rest is for the living

>Continues to kiss all over her nethers. Licking her slowly growing shaft.

>>5400348
Ah, my mistake for assuming. Good luck anyway. Guns are overrated, we're not even allowed to shoot anybody it's bullshit.

You dead hours anons are comfy, I like you all.
Don't post during prime hours today.

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(Is this a bad time?)

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>>5400360
Uh oh.
>Gives you a nervous thumbs up and suddenly remembers he has plans all day today

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>>5400329
... !
There you are!!
>She immediately grabbed him into both of her hands, and mushed him against her face, before covering him from head to toes in kisses.
You scared me! I thought I'd lost you for good!

(No problem at all! It's getting somewhat late over here anyway, though I'm still good to keep going a little longer, if you are.)

>>5400363
What's the name of that character?

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>>5400356
i fully expect in 2-3 election cycles down here we'll be having a candidate for Prime Minister talking about building a wall around the country, that's how much our politics is LOOK LOOK AMERICA WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU SEE like a fucking 4th grade kid trying to look cool for their idol in 6th grade

also tittays so i'm not being 100% off topic to the point of the thread i guess

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>>5400376

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>>5400376
>>5400386

>>5400392
God...dammit that made me kek hard

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>>5400386
Good morning, goose-kun!

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>>5400376

>>5400386
if i see that fucking bird one more time

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>>5400383
Honda Kamiera.

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>>5400351
Ahh~ W-Waiit~
>She opposes softly, putting her hands on him without actually pushing him off.
Y-You shouldn't do that, you need rest...!

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>>5400385
We're on the verge of potentially electing Donald fucking Trump into office. It could always be worse, mate.

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>>5400363
>sits on belly
fake people are great

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>>5400408
>>5400392
N-NANI?!

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>>5400422
i know i know
watching it happen twice in SUPER SLO MO is pretty fucking horrible though

>>5400405
>morning
Right, like you've actually slept tonight either. <3
Why you gotta get me all horny for that ass at 6 in the morning?

>>5400381
>Anon's heart lept up his throat as he suddenly got whisked away by the huge woman. The instant stop was just a jarring and before he could recover he was assaulted by a barrage of kisses, each one dampening him with more and more of her saliva until he was completely drenched from head to toe in her spittle. What got to him even more though was the fact that he couldn't believe what she was doing, was she really worried about him that much? Finally the endless wave of kissing ended, leaving him soaked to bone and completely beet red in embarrassment.

I-I... That was... Thanks?

>He couldn't even form a complete sentence with the burning feeling in face blocking his thoughts. Eventually he was able to calm down and speak to her normally.

Sorry you had to worry so much. You see I...

>He paused for a moment to think. Mattie was such a kind and gentle girl, he didn't have the heart to say that it was he fault that he ended up going for that terrifying (yet incredibly comforting) ride.

I got hungry so I decided to help myself to some of your popcorn as a small snack, but I couldn't get back up to your chest so I kinda ended up stranded on your leg. I was gonna tell you but you seemed to be really enjoying the show and I didn't want to interrupt. I'm really sorry I made you worry like that!

(I think we're getting close to wrapping it up now anyway so hopefully I'll be able to stick with it till we want to end it.)

>>5400417
Eh. You're right. Better stop now, eh?

>He teases. Pulling his face out her her crotch. Kissing her throbbing head once more as he leaves her in this state of arousal.

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>>5400431
I...haven't, yeah.
Also which ass, you mean this one? You're gonna have to be more specific.

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(Actually, fuck it, I'll screw around for a bit. Don't expect the longest responses, as I'm in phoneposter mode right now.)

>>5400411
For real? I'm not getting anything.

>>5400426
>Kisses your fucking eye.

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>>5400451
>Bites your lips.

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>>5400430
I generally avoid politics like a prison shower room but you can't get away from this shit right now.
Fucking pray for us or something, man, I miss Obamalamadingdong already. That nigga did a gud job imo.

>>5400455
Is this why Kurisu is so goddamn stupid? She's remained puffed for so long that all the air just filled up her head?

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>>5400449
The name of the base is Cyron Tanryoku. The name I gave her was Honda Kamiera.

>>5400424
What a strange compliment.

>>5400445
Yeah, that ass.
>Walks up to the fighter and squeezes it, resting his head on her shoulder.
You know I should punish you for staying up so late?

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>>5400461
yeah, it sucks all the shit these days
even as someone who works in that field it's fuckin awful but it's such a clusterfuck of "traditions" and "toeing the party line" that nothing's gonna change anyway

>>5400470
Perfect! I just wanted more artwork of her since she's so adorable.

>>5400470
Such a beautiful synthetic

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>>5400473
(Oh wait, fuck, are we doing shit now?)
(Shit, wait, I'm not decent, I need to get into character)
Hey! Don't just grab my butt, you pervert! It's my butt, only I get to grab it outta nowhere!
(There we go)

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>>5400470
Do fake people have feelings? Or are they just objects

>>5400484
Just go with it, relax.
And hell no we're not doing this shit right now, I want to have my gameface on when we finally get down to business.
>He holds onto her round, fit ass, not letting her out of his grip while she complains.
It's your ass but I still get visitation.

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>>5400468
It's because I listen to the most dangerous band in the galaxy, or anywhere else... GWAR!

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>>5400481
I just wish people didn't shove politics into every topic possible. Some people just want to have fun, and forget about all that stupid shit, Instead, people use said things to push an agenda that makes people shitpost all over it.

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>>5400481
>Garnet ass
Saved like a motherfucker. Look on the bright side: you might be witnessing the death of a major American political institution. If the GOP doesn't put a man in office, they might be on the way out and hard. History's happening.

>>5400516
God, What A Retard.

What's /ERP/ listening to?

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>>5400512
Prove it before I kick you in the head so hard that skittles fly out! Also when will that be?

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>>5400523
yeah, even I try to keep a lid on this shit
i'm just drunk and tired and cant be arsed right now

>>5400536
garnet ass a best
canonically worth a grope at the first opportunity

>>5400539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTyhQMz3AeY

>>5400539
I fucking love this OST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcgEHrwdSO4

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>>5400440
Oh... I see...

>Replied the naive Mattie simply. She felt a bit silly all things considered, he'd vanished for a few minutes at most, but she couldn't help but worry about him. He was so small and vulnerable after all, she felt it was her responsibility to watch over him and care for him.

W-Well, that's alright. I guess I might have overreacted a little... I just don't want anything bad happening to you, you know?

>With one last kiss, she plopped him down onto her lap again, before grabbing the remote.

Ah, looks like the show's over... Oh well.

(And so is ours, I believe! I'm sorry if this isn't exactly what you had in mind, I hadn't exactly planned ahead for any of this, but hopefully you had fun. I know I did!)

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>>5400482
There's not a lot of it. The artist doesn't draw much.

>>5400483
Complement appreciated.

>>5400491
I have emotions programmed into me, so in a sense I'm an object with a purpose and a coded personality.

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>>5400539
The deafening sound of silence.

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>>5400565
oh shit is dat sum CAPTAIN MARVELOUS
nigga even knows how to triforce

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>>5400539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yIqiwG_OJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRpoQeb6Gt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-heRWvYVIdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q_CuOF9flE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_oyZAf6nr0

THIS!

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>>5400442
... R-Right...
>She winces and frowns as he abandons her now excited member.
... You go to bed now, I have to uhh... Take care of something.
>Pic most likely related.

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>>5400573
Oh, the only other one I know doesn't even have emotions and doesn't really care about anything.
Maybe I shouldn't sit here then after all.
>gets up

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>>5400585
I do shit with him on HG sometimes. Not often, but at times.

>>5400554
You're cute, but it will happen when it happens.
I never hurry this stuff.
>He grinds himself against her as she feigns struggling away from him, dick rock solid and straining against his jeans to get at that sweet ass. Hands firm on her hips now, feeling up her trained figure.
Why? You want to stay up until daybreak fucking and cumming like rabbits right now?

>>5400589
Suure sponty. Goodnight~

>He continues to strut slowly towards the door. Doing his best to tease her more and provoke her.

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>>5400577
This. If I had anything to listen to, though, it'd just be trip hop
>>5400554
Makes sense.

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>>5400597
i love how much of toku stuff is a god damn goldmine for reaction faces
picture obligatory but related

>>5400539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ6qaNKdZbk

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>>5400591
I don't mind you sitting on my torso. I thought it was... "cute".

>>5400589
The dick being in that size-scale that self-tittyfuck and self-suck is possible is the only time I like "above average" sized futa.

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>>5400601
Tch, no, I gotta sleep eventually.
>rubs that BOOTY against the tented jeans, very well aware of what she's doing
Besides, I'm not nearly in the right place to even be remotely in character, which I'd like to be.

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>>5400556
Damn right, that ass is amazing.
Get some sleep, mate. Don't stress over work this weekend, just stop in here and have some animu grill give you a nice blowie to get your mind off shit.

>>5400573
How is your morning so far? dead hours plus sponty is normally better then pure dead hours

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>>5400607
Kamen Rider W was fantastic, I just wish it hadn't set the standard for what Neo-Heisei should be. Gaim broke the rules and I loved it for that and so much more.

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>>5400605
Night!
>She says sharply, before running off to go jerk one out.

>>5400625
Oh?
It's not too intimidating for you now, is it~?

>>5400570
Maybe it was a little overreacting, but you definitely took me by surprise by how worried you were!

>While he was still in her hand the little anon wrapped his arms around her index finger, embracing her in the only way we could and following up by planting a quick kiss against her fingertip.

I'm glad it's you taking care of me and not anyone else. But that doesn't change the fact that I don't want to see you worrying so much anymore, okay! I wanna have fun with you like this, not have you feeling worried or responsible for taking care of me like you're stuck with me.

>He sat back in her lap, not quite as overwhelmingly soft as her chest but comforting nonetheless.

Maybe we could think of something fun to do together sometime, if you want to.

(Yeah I guess that about wraps it up for today. It's fine, one of the things I love about ERP and with this fetish in particular is that things can go in any direction. I definitely had fun and if you want to we can do more stuff like this at some other point.)

>>5400626
But you wouldn't object if I just bent you over a table right now and went to town on this thing, would you?
>He spanks the side of her ass, the quick jiggle not alleviating the straining meat against her skin-tight outfit at all.
Fuck being in character, I'm a puking goose, remember?
I just want to watch you cum on my dick.

>>5400644
>You will never taunt sponty into forced lovin

Feels bad.

>>5400644
I just like 'em fat but reasonable. Not HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM.

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>>5400619
I thought you'd be so fake that you wouldn't even mind, like a chair or something...
You actually want me to do that?

>>5400539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>5400638
I wanted to like Wizard more than I ended up doing.

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>>5400635
I'm simmering down from playing too much league. Watching Hotel Hell until I sleep.

How is your morning?

>>5400667
I am aware that you're sitting on me. I don't mind because it doesn't affect me. Feel free.

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>>5400673
>mfw I fully unironically love this song

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>>5400657
>Kula yelps in surprise then looks back at him, a light flush across her cheeks
I-it's just a personal preference, that's all. I mean...there's nothing wrong with a little build-up, right?

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>>5400662
(You would, if it wasn't so late for both of us)
(Next time for sure, though, she's coming for that booty!)

>>5400663
Fair enough, I suppose.
Maybe Nonon would be more up your alley, then~

>>5400688
Oh? I was under the impression you were the only girl like that around here.

>>5400678
Just woke up, have a few hours to burn so I'm trying to enjoy them. Also feel the most relaxed I have in months

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>>5400677
The music, the suit, the designs, INFINITY, it looked so amazing.
And then it was just...so...boring.

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>>5400704
>dat INFINITY, INFINITY, INFINITY, INFINITY, INFINITY, INFINITY, PUREEZ
>mfw

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>>5400678
>wraps up in a blanket and sits back down
well then, can you angle your legs up? You know, like when you pull them close to you

>>5400673
>>5400685
Have you heard his song earlier this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC3Ejf7vPEY

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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

>>5400698
No, there are some other futa girls around. Plumeria's around pretty often, and Serenity can give you a nice serving of demoncock.

>>5400688
Such is the curse of being so sick you sleep a lot.

Hopefully next time. Now sing me to sleep~

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>>5400652
(Sure! Though to be honest, as fun as this is, I might not be the best to come up with ideas and scenarios, sadly.)

(Still I'll be around, should you ever want to do more things with the cow and the mouse. For now though, I'll be heading off.
Good night!)

>>5400686
You know me, I love the buildup.
>God, she smells good and that ass is unbelievable. He wonders how she'd look with that long hair spread out over his pillows and those powerful legs splayed up in the air, inviting him in. Or maybe facedown in the pillow and screaming obscenities while he rides her until morning, leaving her a panting, sweating mess on the sheets. His erection's practically drilling into the blushing girl's ass at this point.
I also really like the teasing, if you couldn't tell.

>>5400678
Good morning booty synth, I have a bad case of morning wood, I had to bend my back 90 degrees just to urinate without spilling everywhere

>>5400644
I like this

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>>5400703
Well that's great. Hopefully it stays that way. Relaxation is good.

>>5400715
Affirmative.
>she does that, angling them perfectly to where they need to be

>>5400735
Goodnight!

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>>5400698
Nuh-uh~
There might not be many of us, but there's a few. See: >>5400729
We also used to have Trixie who did the whole horsecock thing, but she's left the threads, unfortunately.

>>5400730
I, ah, I'm not sure what to sing you...

How about some butt, instead?

>>5400758
Do you, now?

>>5400716
I haven't, this is damn good. Thanks.

>>5400765
I seem to have developed tension in a certain place, might you be of assistance?
>He makes a note of his clearly marked erection tightly wrapped in his jeans

>>5400777
Nice trips
Stop distracting me
Sleep.

>>5400777
Very much so. Such generous assets are very exciting.

>>5400777
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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>>5400777
>that gif
>those trips

>>5400729
>>5400777
I'll have to keep this in mind then.

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>>5400712
Right? And then surprise! It sucks.

>>5400777
Sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJk6gZuPKRE
>>5400804
Pretty sure most magic girls can grow some futa cocks too, like Shantae.

>>5400777
Very nice.

>>5400716
Cool.

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>>5400810
pity he forgot about that whole "immune to Physical-keyworded damage" after the first fight

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>>5400749
Y-yeah, certain parts of you speak volumes on it.
>Kula squirms a bit in the dirty dirty man's hold as she's well aware of what kind of stuff he might be thinking about. I mean, why else would he be so hard like that?
S-still, I'd just...like to be in character for it. That's not so bad, is it? I mean....for when you have your gameface on.

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>>5400765
Thanks!
>leans to his side, against the legs
yaaaawn...

>>5400716
>Rick Astley became a contemporary christian singer
>it doesn't suck
Well, I'll be damned. He's so much better without the blaring Stock Aitken Waterman production.

>>5400812
I know Miyafuji did that kind of thing, but I haven't seen her around in ages. Not that I've paid more than brief attention to these in months myself anyway.

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>>5400821
I need to finish Kyoryuger.

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>>5400792
>>5400800
>>5400801
>>5400802
>>5400804
>>5400812
>>5400813
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Okay night everyone!
>Passes out

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>>5400756
That seems inefficient for relief, anon. You must get that taken care of.

>>5400791
Bulge examined. Massage protocol initialized.
>Touches his bulge and grabs at it softly.

>>5400823
I can vibrate my legs if you don't mind.

>>5400833
>>5400812
>>5400804
You know, a lot of avas will play a futanari version of themselves if you ask. Or that's how it was for a while anyways.

>>5400826
Christian Pop can actually be pretty good if it's not ascended super-preachy, and I am pretty sure even /b/tards can agree the J-Dogg himself would be a total bro to hang out with anyway.

>>5400844
Formal request, remove all clothing
>The bulge seems to grow a bit as her hand softly gropes him
>His hands work at undoing his pants to make it even easier

>>5400844
Can you assist me with my predicament? Perhaps, run a... Diagnostic? This morning wood is really bothering me, and my hands are full

>>5400846
I know, it's just that the actual good avas get so many responses that they can be picky about who they end up playing anything with.

>>5400822
Hey, don't stress over this stuff. No rush, I just wanted to get you a little riled up before bed.
>The man eases up on the girl, stifling every male instinct he has to throw her on the bed and start tearing off clothes. Grudgingly unsheathing himself from between her cheeks, he steps back and turns her to face him, trying to get that image of her in those sheer panties out of his head.
You're worth waiting for, Cali.
Why are we still up typefucking? It's time to sleep.

>>5400846
I'd totally play a futa av if I had the time and the pictures. Would anyone here be interested in a futa Galko? Or rather, is there a regular Galko roleplayer already? I don't want to feel like I'm stepping on any toes.

>>5400873
There was a Galko that's been gone for a while. I doubt she'd mind if you took up the mantle.

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>>5400866
>breathes out a bit of a sigh that's a mix between relief and frustration as she's released
R-right...You bastard...I'll, um...see you later, in that case.

>>5400892
Good morning Cali

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>>5400857
Request accepted.
>She wastes no time undressing completely, showing off her well maintained body.

>>5400861
Manual or Oral?
>Handjob or blowjob pretty much

>>5400905
Oral please!

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>>5400844
You can do that?
Sure!

>>5400905
>By the time her clothes were off his pants were around his ankles, erection bare in and in full view for her
Which methodology would be best to handle it?

>>5400892
You just made me cum, you little shit...
Thank you.
Sweet dreams, Cali/Ash/Kula <3

>>5400905
>Mutual masterbaition
God teir and under used here

>>5400539
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iqaJ8KhlAzE

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>>5400716
thank

>>5400937
Fuck, not this hipster bitch again...

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>>5400913
It is throbbing and full of blood flow. I suggest a vaginal diagnostic.
>Her slit glows a translucent light as she blushes

>>5400912
>Sets her legs to vibration
Hopefully your comfort level is where it should be.

>>5400910
Method confirmed.
>gets down to cock level and starts the procedure. Licking it around in a perfect pattern before a slow and wet insertion.

>>5400917
N-Not many people choose it, why?

>>5400539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3I6De-F6Nc

so

i am reliably informed

that the bird is the word

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>>5400902
Why am I Cali to so many people now?

>>5400914
Wh-...How?!

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>>5400978
FINALLY.

>>5400968
Vaginal diagnostic? I agree it would be the best course of action
>He nods and reaches out as his hand gives her slit a gently rub to test for her arousal

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>>5400960
Fuck you too buddy.

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>>5400978
Bull shit!

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>>5400968
y-yes, it's like a massage...
>gets up and repositions himself to lie on her legs with his full body
>drolls, and pic related

>>5400999
>Trips
>Not even on a roll
God damn it meme boat

>>5401002
carnage pls go