Would you fuck a xenomorph?
YES
I imagine if they kept the lips, xenomorphs would turn more people on.
Possibly....
>>5399201
I think they're fine as they are.
>>5399245
Reminds me a bit of the Gremlin from "The Twilight Zone Movie".
>>5399023
Absolutely.
>tfw you will never lie in the nest with your Xenomorph and feel it gently run its teeth along your neck
>>5399023
I masturbated to it once.
Don't remember how I got in the mood for it.
Normal xenomorphs are too spiny and rigid, but I could fuck an obese one.
ITT: Suicidal People
>>5399497
A fatty Xenomorph wouldn't be interested in attacking, just hedonism.
>>5399023
I've had a xeno fetish for as long as I can remember.
So yeah, I would.
>>5399201
Eh, I've always preferred a more primal and bestial appearence in my xenos.
>>5399497
>not taking the risk
>>5399642
"Love Me Sexy" by Jackie Moon suddenly plays.
>>5399540
I always loved xenos and monsters in general. The less human, the better.
>>5399497
It's risky, but imagine the S U C C
>>5399201
Giger had overly sexualized design in general, they had to tone it the fuck down, if you look up the original concept art for the facehugger, it's literally facefucking the victim
>>5399023
What are you gonna fuck on them? They don't reproduce sexually.
>>5400364
their proboscis mouth thing, just take the teeth off and wear acid-resistant condoms and it's like a biological fleshlight
gotta love lips on xenos
>>5400364
A man always finds a way.
>>5399023
you should be asking me how many times I'd cum inside one
Do you mean would I let one fuck me? They were made for femdom
>>5401345
That's the spirit
>>5400320
Looking through Giger's necronomicon, it's not hard to see why some have found themselves strangely attracted to xenomorphs over the decades.
>>5399023
>"Commander, we got good news and bad news"
>"Good news is, we managed to breed the facehugger out of the xenomorph lifecycle"
>"The bad news is, they now all have fully functional reproductive systems, and may or may not be stuck in a perpetual heat"
>"That's a bad thing how, Lieutenant?"
id rather get fucked BY a xenomorph
>>5408947
Transformation fags get out!
>>5407147
toxic body fluids for one thing
>>5399023
Yes.
>>5416626
what the fugg
sure, they're pretty hot (and creepy in a way that also turns me on)
>>5410122
Sorry to trigger you
>>5399023
I'd fug plenty of alien species, really. Sangheili, xenos, predators, turians, krogans, about 60% of the star wars universe, those stupid hot lizard aliens from Jupiter Ascending... the list goes on
>>5400320
That's kinda hot
>>5401407
>dat ass
Nice.
>>5399023
I'd rather fuck their natural enemy.
>>5420901
How does one kiss a Yautja?
>>5421502
Sloppily.
Of course.
Someone's got to keep the queen placated.
>>5421502
Make Xenomorphs don't exist, they are all female. The facehuggers are "male" if you will, so I wouldn't mind if they glued me to the wall near the Queen and used me as their sex slave
>>5400320
Dude acid spit
>>5434794
I always wondered why the predators didn't hate fuck the women
>>5400320
Sauce on that facehugger???
>tfw huge fetish for mpreg and aliens
Oh boy would i
If only being impregnated didn't cause certain death.
>>5438678
Just ask her to swallow
>>5438755
Meandraco
>>5399023
As long as it's actually a xenomorph and not a pair of giant black titties with a tube on top like most fuckers end up having them.
>>5439119
Not EVERY case of oviposition winds up with death! You'll probably just wind up being pumped full of eggs from the xeno's phallic ovipositor in a new and exciting way, and once the eggs finish incubating they'll force themselves out of your asshole, wriggling strongly against your prostate leaving you cumming repeatedly and heavily as you let loose the new generation of Xenos.
I, uh... may have spent too much time thinking about this and got a bit too hard
>would you fuck a xenomorph
Myself, and numerous other alien species, would have our pants off in no time at all
>>5438744
Yautja culture is /fit/ taken to its logical extreme. No way a Predator would waste precious semen (and thus protein which could be converted to gains) on a cardiobunny species like homo sapiens.
>>5453436
>wasting semen
Okay, perhaps, but the tiny amount of protein in a single ejaculate wouldn't compare to the exercise the vigorous fucking would bring about, provided the predator didn't take the shameful passive role and get ridden/fucked
>tfw no xeno bf
What are aliens even waiting for at this point? We're all so degenerate that half of humanity would just get on their collective knees for that BXC the moment they turned up.
Yes.
I would fuck anything
>>5454165
bro. you do NOT WANT a pred to fuck you. male preds die in mating from all the concussions the females give them during sex.
>>5418651
That looks like some sort of mutant Sangheili.
>>5401120
egglaying yeah!
>>5401120
>dicknipples
>>5399023
Could a terminator kill a xenomorph?
it is comforting that Giger lived to see the fetishization of his work and died knowing he wasn't the only one who wanted to fug a xenomorph
>>5400320
However, he was able to use that overt sexuality in Species!
Somebody was bound to go here... so I'll do it first!
>>5450040
I like the way you think, my fellow male with the desire to be impregnated
>>5401120
Xeno blowjobs always seem like a bad idea to me, but I gotta admit I wouldn't mind of that particular one sucked me dry.
>>5471924
yeah not a fan of that part either, but ya gotta take the good with the bad