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Lost is the them here. Whether it is losing a wheel or being hopelessly lost.
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I want to violently rape Muffet
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>>5398532
I'm still not entirely sure what you want me to do. This is beyond my abilities.
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>>5398543
I didn't have anyway to take any pictures of the glorious bird. And sadly, I do not know of it's current whereabouts... sorry.
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>>5398541
WHERE ARE ALL THE RAP STATIONS!?!
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>tfw hungry but can't eat anything without throwing it up
suffering
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>>5398541
A couple somehow manages to feel lonely.
The rivalry continues to flourish.
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>>5398532
>She peeks up over the side of her nest.
You, you! Pump-a-rum! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle pee!!
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>>5398581
COME ON!
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>>5398575
Aw.. Darn, I really wanted to see it. Maybe we can go looking for it another time! Is that what you're doing? Do you want to make a wish?
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>>5398578
Try punching yourself in the stomach.
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>>5398567
Those hips don't lie.
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>>5398581
What a selfless act. Continue to live for him.
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>>5398604
already tried it, deano
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>>5398585
S-Shut up, jerk! You didn't even take my advice, so why should I care about what you have to say? I told you not to mishandle it! Uwah...
>He begins to sniffle a little bit, the clever bastard.
>>5398567
Just... A bit of guidance, that's all. How do I approach a bird that can't speak a coherent sentence, and keeps saying "pump-a-rum"? It's bizarre, but I wanna be friends with her!
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>>5398602
I don't want to make a wish, but Koppa insist that I do. Though, if I ever encounter it in my travels... I'll think about it.
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>>5398614
This is so weird, but what can a hero do? I never thought I'd be fighting YOU, HP...
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>>5398614
Alright!
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>>5398619
Oh.
Punch harder until all the hunger gets replaced by pain. Then you won't feel hungry anymore.
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>>5398614
anything...anything for a cure.
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>>5398621
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You, you! Pump-a-rum!
>She picks up the baguette and hits it against one of the support beams her nest is on.
Pickle pee! Sqruak!
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>>5398614
I have the feeling that one is more invested in the rivalry than the other.
The two swapped cars now have to be fixed.
Three accidents this night.
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>>5398578
>reads from a page
Drink water until you can keep the water down. Then consider BRAT and crackers until you are no longer sick.
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>>5398605
Eh? What is that supposed to mean?
>>5398621
Oh jeez. Think Sienna...
Maybe she is trying to tell you something with her actions.
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>>5398640
EAT.
MY.
DUST.
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>>5398640
Hm.
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>>5398648
Your butt is bigger than it has any right to be.
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>>5398648
muh dik
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>>5398640
The tension is thick but only one person had the gall to attack this time.
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>>5398639
Nuh-uh, I'm not listening, Plump-rump! You eat food, not play with it! I don't care about what you do with it, jerk! Go pretend it's a sword for all I care...!
>More sniffling and a sob here and there.
>>5398648
Hm... Is headbutting usually a sign of affection? I mean, she seems to like me, but straddling someone's lap and then headbutting them sends mixed messages...
"Pump-a-rum". I never knew I'd be so interested in a phrase before.
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>>5398658
Wtf is with that filename
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>>5398625
What do you think you'll wish for?
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>>5398676
Its a play on Hamlet, I think.
I just saved it as the default filename and didn't change it.
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>>5398670
I just gotta ride!
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>>5398670
Peaceful drives can be the best,
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>>5398677
That's a good question, I don't have the answer to.
>She takes out her holding pot, and takes out an herb.
I guess I just don't have any ideas...
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>>5398662
What the? I'll have you know that this is perfectly natural. It's "bigness" is normal.
>>5398664
You should be more worried about your face, sir. All of it seems to be misshapen.
>>5398675
Oh dear. And that is all she say? Is there anything else you can tell me?
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>>5398675
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>She leaves her baguette up in the nest and flaps her wings, landing down next to Alfred.
Sqrauk..? Pickle pee.
>She stands up on her tip talons and presses her nose against his neck.
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>>5398703
As long as they aren't annoying.
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>>5398703
Two very different fatalities orchestrated by two very different people.
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>>5398716
Maybe you could wish to be able to see the world easier.. So you don't have to steal from anyone anymore..
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>>5398717
I never said it was bad, in fact, I think it's great~
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>>5398739
Thank you, girl.
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>>5398739
You're out!
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>>5398750
Fur...
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>>5398717
Um... She says "pickle-pee", "you", "me", and "squark". She really is a bit like a bird, so she can't really speak all that well. It's so weird...
>>5398719
...Sniff... What do you want, Plump-rump? Are you here to put the baguette in my face, you jerk?
>Even though it was a ploy before, he seems to be genuinely upset over him being ignored.
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>>5398750
You think so? I can get a little self conscious of it when several people point it out.
>>5398767
Maybe she wants you to give her something?
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>>5398766
What the fuck?
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>>5398739
Like that, it is suddenly over!
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>>5398775
Don't worry about it, you should flaunt it.
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>>5398777
Indeed.
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>>5398778
Well done sir! Could you tell me where you come from. It will be difficult making you a prize otherwise.
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>>5398758
Gratitude?
You're welcome.
>>5398778
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>>5398744
>She stuffs the herb in her mouth, and swallows it after two bites. All of a sudden, Asuka's vision became clear to her. Being able to see things, that not meant to be seen.
That sounds like a good wish. But... i'll keep my options open for different wish ideas.
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>>5398778
N-no fair!
>>5398787
Whatever, congrats to the winner. Thanks for hosting.
I'm out.
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>>5398767
>She keeps rubbing her nose against his neck, struggling with her height.
...Pump-a-rum..? You, you?
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>>5398787
Oh my. A very well deserved victory.
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>>5398787
>Have Gun Will Travel
>Here's an image you can use, I doubt you'll have much luck searching on your own.
Thank you kindly, miss.
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>>5398796
>Tooru doesn't seem to notice or realize.
I think that'd be a good wish. Are there any limits to it? You could wish for world peace!
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>>5398799
Thanks for hosting
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>>5398799
Thanks!
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>>5398799
Thanks.
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>>5398775
Like what? I mean, I already gave her a baguette, so maybe it's a part of her vocabulary? Maybe she wants a peck on the cheek?
>>5398798
Sniff... No, Plump-rump, I don't want to pump-a-rum. You're so mean, and... And... You're just so rude! You headbutted me after straddling my lap, and I want the truth!
>He's a bit distressed at the moment.
>>5398799
Congrats to Paladin, and thank you for hosting, dude!
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>>5398806
I don't know if the wishes have limits... Well, if they don't. I will wish for that.
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>>5398806
World peace is just a fairy tale. You can't save everyone.
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>>5398784
Flaunt it? You mean... show it off?
>>5398830
Maybe she does and doesn't know how to communicate it.
>>5398797
Have a good night sir.
>>5398804
Very well. Thank you for the help.
>>5398808
>>5398814
>>5398829
>>5398830
It was a pleasure, ladies and gentlemen.
>>5398838
Are you okay, miss.
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>>5398853
It's a wish for a reason. It makes the impossible... possible.
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I hope the winner enjoys it.
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>>5398862
I don't know.
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>>5398862
And she could, but the thing is that she can't communicate at all, and her body language is so erratic, so I can't assume off of that alone! Hm...
...I could give her a peck on the cheek, but that would be creepy.
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>>5398838
Hey, atleast you didn't get buried under a pile of rocks. I sill got some fuckin pebbles in my socks.
>>5398862
Thanks for hostin.
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>>5398798
I want to pickle pee you.
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>>5398886
it's pickle-pee you uncultured swine
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>>5398878
That I do. Pretty as a picture.
Much obliged, miss.
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>>5398889
kys
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>>5398830
She stops and just bows, frantically flapping her wings.
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>>5398892
you do it first, fucko
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>>5398892
kys
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>>5398884
Is that so?
Are you going to get new socks?
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>>5398895
SHE SPOKE HOLY SHIT!!!!
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>>5398882
You did bring it up in the first place, sir. Maybe give her a hug?
>>5398880
But you do know something is wrong, right? Maybe a cup of tea will make you feel better.
>>5398884
Thank you for joining me.
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>>5398895
...Sniff... What are you trying to do there, Plump-rump? Are you trying to tell me something? You gonna ask if I want to pump-a-rum?
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>>5398892
syk
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>>5398914
>You gonna ask if I want to pump-a-rum?
Smooth, Alfred.
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>>5398914
>She exposes her neck and keeps flapping her wings as fast as she can, making sure her head stayed bowed.
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>>5398908
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What if I don't know what's wrong? It could be nothing. Could tea fix that?
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>>5398914
>You gonna ask if I want to pump-a-rum?
Smooth as a babies ass.
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>>5398913
Now that I think about it. Yes,
>She nods her head slowly.
It does sound nice. And if it makes people happy, then i'll make that wish... Tooru.
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>>5398906
I can't afford new socks.
>>5398908
Yeah, uh, sure.
I don't kmow how to tell ya this lightly but uh.
There's a skeleton snake in your hair.
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>>5398950
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>>5398914
>>5398924
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>>5398940
That's great news!! Now all we need to do is find it.. Oh! I've got a classmate that's really good with animals! He can probably help!
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>>5398908
It was an idea. A creepy idea, but an idea nonetheless. A hug would be sufficient, but then she would headbutt me like Romano does to Spain. She's very, VERY weird, but I've said that so many times now.
>>5398922
>>5398938
>>5398950
>>5398956
O-Oi, what are you trying to imply there?! Get that out of your head right now, dudes!
>>5398924
W-What? Plump-rump, what are you trying to do there? Is something wrong?
>He breaks out of his trance and looks at her in concern.
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>>5398950
>
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>>5398945
I see.
Do you want mine? They are easily replaced.
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>>5398932
Even if there is nothing wrong, a calming experience is always nice to enjoy. I could have Leviathan start warming some up if you don't mind.
>>5398945
Is that so? There's no possible way I can tell you this lightly. I am dead and he is my partner.
>>5398974
It is hard to think of ideas when this is all I have. What is she doing now?
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>>5398974
>She just keeps her head bowed and continues to flap her wings, exposing more and more of her neck to him.
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>>5398945
If you'd stop spending all your wagecheck on popcorn, bodypillows and soil fertilizer....
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>this thread
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>>5398985
I don't mind.
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>>5399003
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>>5398969
Any help with the search for the golden Condor, would be appreciated. Tell me, what is their name... just in case I run into them here?
>Asuka lays her back on the ground, close to Tooru. Letting out a soft yawn.
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>>5398992
IF THIS ISN'T A MATING RITUAL, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE? In america.
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>>5398968
Shush! I have no idea what's going on, so please refrain from judging me about it! This is as embarrassing enough as it is!
>>5398985
Well... Uh, I think she was rubbing her nose against my neck? And then she bowed and started to flap her wings really fast, and I really don't know what she's doing. I'm either clueless or genuinely confused.
>>5398992
Huh? Plump-rump, what're you trying to do? You keep exposing your neck, and I'm kinda creeped out by it! Say something!
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>>5399020
SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR DICK, DUDE! PRESENT YOUR FLAGPOST TO HER!
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>>5398978
Boss go back to sleep.
>>5398984
Uh. Don't you need socks too kid? I'm used to walkin on the ring with my bare feet.
>>5398985
Dead?
Wait, you mean that smell in my nose for the past hour was coming from you and not my socks?
>>5398997
First off, popcorn's the cheapest food I can buy. I just so happen to buy a lot of it.
Second, Mitch the Second needs to grow up in a healthy enviroment, his lifestyle is something I need to look out.
And C, shut up.
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>>5399020
Give her the "D"
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>>5399011
His name is Kouji Kouta! He can tame any animal, that's his quirk! Oh, are you tired? Um, oh, here. You shouldn't sleep on the floor.
>She makes a nice comfy pillow with her legs, sitting on her knees.
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>>5399026
>>5399044
H-HELL NO! THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT PLACE FOR IT! IF SHE WANTS THAT, THEN SHE CAN DRAG ME NEXT DOOR TO DO IT!
>>5399029
Well, I'm sorry I don't have the time to research this stuff properly. No need to insult us like that. Thank you for the information, though!
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>>5399008
Very well. Leviathan.
>"Of course, milady."
*the snake on her head comes to life, breathing fire onto a pot*
This will be pleasurable.
>>5399020
A bow? I understand that. Just bow back to her.
>>5399037
Am I reeking? Oh jeez. I made sure to take several baths today.
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>>5399020
>She just keeps doing the same thing and remains completely silent. Her arms look like they're getting tired from flapping so fast.
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>>5399029
Says the crow poster, clearly she wants to shove ole' glory up her putang.
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So when's America going to stick Florida up the birds ass?
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I ship Pump Birb x Justice Birb
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>>5399046
>With her enhanced sight, Asuka laid her head on the girl's knees.
Kouji Kouta... A beast tamer. I see, I see. A rather interesting gift if I had to say something about it.
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>>5399065
Didn't know America had such a shitty dick.
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>>5399070
this
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SHE'S NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING CROWS DO WHEN THEY WANT TO MATE AND SHE'S A FUCKING CROW SHE'S JUST DOING WHAT CROWS DO TO SHOW AFFECTION TO LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING CROW IN EXISTENCE LIKE HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN YOU THIRSTY FUCKS LEARN ABOUT ANIMALS
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>>5399037
As I said, they are easily replaced.
>hands you a pair of pebble-free socks
>>5399049
Is that so...
>she stares blankly at the fire spitting serpant
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>>5399049
Apparently she was apologising for hurting my feelings, an anon told me. Crow language is much more complicated than it should be!
>>5399053
...Sigh. Plump-rump, really, it isn't a big deal. It was my fault for taking it so seriously, so there's no need to do this!
>He holds his hand out in a way to tell her to take it easy.
>>5399074
O-Oi! That was uncalled for, stop it!
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>>5399084
Sorry birdspotter, we ain't got bird autism.
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>>5399084
Second hand thirst.
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>>5399084
>Being this autistic.
GET OUT.
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>>5399084
But anon, you know characters are fun to watch together when you start asking when they're going to fuck.
We're just having fun, take a chill pill, bro.
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>>5399101
You first dumb Trumpposter.
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>>5399084
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>>5399109
Kys Bobby Ace
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>>5399093
You, you..
>She gets up on her tip-talons again and runs her nose against his neck like before. Then she exposes her own neck to him.
Sqruak.. Pickle-pee.
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>>5399111
>A hillary shill in my HG
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>>5399084
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>>5399117
I haven't seen that phrase in weeks.
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>>5399085
Thanks.
>He puts the socks over his old socks
You know, these feel really tight though, you got small feet kid.
>>5399049
Well whatever you're using it smells worse then me lady, and I don't even take baths.
You don't uh, go in with your skelesnake too do ya?
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>>5399085
I mean it should, miss. Not having to worry about anything. Just focusing on drinking tea with someone. You don;t even have to talk with me.
>>5399093
How wonderful. I hope you don't need me for this next part then.
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>>5399117
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>>5399111
Fuck off shill.
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>>5399117
>tfw I actually want to try and do Sonic justice
>don't want to be called Booby
Why must life work like this? Also I literally just go that from /co/, calm down birbposter, CALM. DOWN!
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>>5399119
>Anyone who doesn't like Trump likes Shillary
There are plenty of Conservatives that think Trump is retarded.
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>>5399111
>shillary supporters
Fuck off faggot, even the delegates beat your ass.
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>>5399129
>>5399119
>People take the Trump memes seriously and think voting for him is a good idea.
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>put loads of effort into my rp, write university grade essays, and do deep character anaylsis regularly all to prepare for my super deep and detailed rp
>get no replies
>bird girl that only says seven words is now the talk of the town
Whisper sweet shitposts to me HG. I want to kill myself.
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Knock knock.
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>Mfw walk into the thread to find America literally about to fuck a bird
Too much freedom.
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>>5399118
...D-Damnit, I don't know what to do! Plump-rump, I don't know anything about what crows do at all! Should I do the same?
>He tilts his head in confusion, giving you a concerned gaze.
>>5399123
W-Well, the thing is, I don't know what to say in crow language. Do I do the same, or do I just watch her do it? It's... Complicated. I wouldn't suppose you have a book on this, would ya?
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>>5399139
>not meme all the time in the first place
You deserve it my man.
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Am I the only one that unironically wants America to fuck the bird
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>>5399139
>slowly walks up to you, and wispers in your ear
psssst
I'm hungry
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>>5399140
Come in.
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>>5399135
If you're a conservative who thinks Trump is retarded, you seriously have no idea about the first thing in politics. If you are a conservative but you're not supporting a fellow conservative, you're a shitlib cuck.
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>>5399147
I hope so. Fucking animals is for degenerates.
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>>5399121
>>5399127
It's just a Prank Bro.
>>5399134
It's just shitposting hours.
He was a shitty iPhoneposter.
Both our Knuckles and our Shadow fag alright took most of the other characters, so you might as well go for it.
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>>5399139
You had shit roleplay to begin with and aren't cute animu grill
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>>5399139
Why in the hell are you putting forth your A game here of all godforsaken places?
Just play a cute girl and reply to everything that even looks at you.
Welcome to the hunger games, bitch.
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>>5399145
You, you! Sqruak!
>She stomps one of her talons and bows her head for a second and flaps her wings. Then she scratches his neck with her nose again, and finally exposes her own neck to him, looking frustrated.
Me, me! Pickle pee!
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>>5399147
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>>5399154
>I should like a retard because he's in my party!
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>>5399139
You did all that stuff, but you forgot one thing anon. you forgot to make the character fun.
Why the fuck do you think FOTM meme avas are beloved? cause they're fun. This is HG, not some THUPER THERIOUS ARPE forum.
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>>5399122
Maybe you have big feet.
>>5399123
I prefer not saying anything. I'm not very good at conversation.
>>5399140
>waits for you to come in
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>>5399122
It is not that! The smell just comes back too fast. We pretty much do everything together.
>>5399140
Come on in.
>>5399145
No. I left it at home. What is she doing now?
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>>5399147
>>5399142
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>>5399139
Who are you anon? Be honest.
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VOTE TRUMP 2K16
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>>5399167
Holy shit
Holy SHIT
Screencapping this post, this is pure truth explained in the best way I've ever seen in these threads
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>>5399167
>This guy ain't wrong. Playing meme characters are fun to do, as well as actual characters!
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>>5399161
>rips ur loincloth off and goes to town on that ass and finishes in a record time
FIRST
>signs name on your ass in semen
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>>5399165
You're damn right ypu should support him. Do ypu seriously want an embezzler like Shillary in the oval office that badly that you'd waste a vote on Gary Johnson?
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>>5399177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs
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>>5399178
MAGA!!!
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>>5399161
...Oh! I get it now, but please bear with me as I dunno how any of this works. Oh, God, please don't judge me...
>Hesitantly, he rubs his nose against your neck. If you listened closely, you could hear Alfred slowly die inside.
>>5399169
She wants me to rub my nose against her neck as well, and I'm very embarrassed over it because I have no idea what to do! This is... I forgot the other synonyms for weird!
...There's a book on it? Huh.
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>>5399168
That is-
*a loud whistling noise forms the the pot*
Thank you for your service, Leviathan. That is fine, miss. Though may I ask for your name?
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>>5399168
You callin me feet big kid? Cause I got feet like a ninja, I can wrestle all day and all night on my little tippy toes and I ain't doin that shit with big feet.
>>5399169
Everythi-
Oh.
Ooooohhhhh.
...
So uh.
Does he go in head first ooorrr.
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>>5399186
>This was noncanon and birb remains a pure virgin crowgirl
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>>5399190
But you're Canadian
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>>5399199
Shhhh....
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>>5399187
I really don't want ANYONE in the white house to be honest, this has been by far the shittiest debate in a long time.
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>>5399153
Oh hey, Ronald.
You uh, transforming into Suicide Squad Joker or something?
>>5399161
>pickle pee
What the fuck.
>>5399168
>comes in
Alright, so the first thing I see when I enter this place is a bird girl that reminds me of that one bird girl from ages ago.
What the hell is going on?
>>5399169
I already am in.
I'm wondering if I should put up a giant poster that says it's "Bird Hunting Season".
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>>5399191
>Watches in disgust as this man rubs his face against a degenerate crow
Way too much freedom.
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>>5399191
>She smiles and seems very happy to be forgiven by bird standards.
You, you! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle pee! You, you, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
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>>5399139
>being jealous of random lewdposter anon attention
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>>5399211
>pushes down a set of stairs
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>>5399222
>rolls down the stairs like a ball
>stairs are never ending and circle around
>lands next to
>pushes into the ocean
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Somebody please host so I can start using my new ava.
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>Being this jealous that a bird that says 8 words in total is better at RP than you
Infinite zozzling
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>>5399211
Oh no, not at all man. Just expressin' thoughts that's all.
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>>5399192
Mm, my name is Rei Ayanami.
You are Squigly and Leviathan. I've seen you before.
>>5399194
It was just a thought.
>>5399211
I don't know.
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>>5399212
Y-You think I like this?! This is so embarrassing because everyone's gonna judge me for this, and you're not exactly helping, either!
>>5399213
...J-Jeez, give me a pamphlet on what to do with this next time, will ya? So weird, but... Hey, I'm just glad you're actually listening to me now, Plump-rump. You want another baguette?
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>>5399237
Pickle pee! Sqruak! Pickle pee! Me, me!
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>>5399197
>despite me nutting you turn around and suck my dick
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>but I stay flaccid because you aren't KK
>LF
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>>5399191
I was merely joking, America. I do not know if it exists and I know I don't have one. But what you said is odd.
>>5399194
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, sir.
>>5399211
Because of her. She may be... odd but that seems a little harsh.
>>5399235
*she stops pouring the liquid to tare at her guest*
You have? Oh no. Is my mind starting to fade? How could I have not remembered you?
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>>5399252
kys ramsay
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>>5399233
A character can be enjoyable with minimal wording. It just happens, that...who I at least suspect to be DMG, happens to be good at this.
Playing a character isn't all about words, you have to remember this, it's also about action.
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>>5399187
>Secretary of state, senator, first lady, Yale Law school graduate
Vs.
>Business man who has underperformed without daddy's help, reality show star, graduated from university of Pennsylvania
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>>5399260
It's not DMG, DMG's Pickle Pee isn't as good as this one
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>>5399262
>Sneaky Snake vs Retard
Wow it's like politics are shitty or something.
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>>5399262
Yale Law school in the 1960 is like a public school in Detroit of 2016
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>>5399248
Man, it's both heartwarming and a bit spooky you haven't said anything different since the beginning of this conversation. Good thing I don't know what you're saying, amirite?
>>5399256
Please, somewhere in America, it exists. I bet it has to!
...What's odd about it, exactly? Her doing those actions, or what I just said? Because I'm just as confused as you are, dude.
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>>5399262
>lying, corrupt warmonger
Vs.
>racis, bigot asshole with no experience in politics
Face it, both are shit. Hillary needs to die so Biden could take over.
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>>5399231
>is fucking wet
>floor below you collapses
>become soaked
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>>5399262
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>>5399270
Would you not prefer the snake? I want a snake. International relations are a big deal
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>>5399262
Trump all the way.
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>>5399234
You do that.
I do have a question though. Do you still make your hamburgers with that pink slime?
>>5399235
How long has it been here? We should act fast and kill it before it turns into a murder.
>>5399256
I don't think it's harsh at all,
Besides, this crow seems like it might have some mental deficiencies and the right thing to do would be put it down.
>>5399276
>soaked
>drags out of the ocean
>spitroasts you with yosuke
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>>5399256
You know what, nevermind. I'm just gonna say this.
Clean up after doin the dirty deeds why don't you.
>>5399235
Uhuh. You don't talk alot do ya kid? Just gives man free socks and go on doin, uh, whatever you were doin.
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>>5399256
No, I don't think your mind is fading. We haven't met. I've just seen you around.
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>>5399273
Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle pee!
>She flaps her wings and flies up to her nest, rooting around and pulling out her newest pickle pee, the baguette, and playing with it again like she'd done before.
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>>5399288
Yes. Tired as fuck, night.
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>>5399308
Damn that picture always makes my nose tickle
Fucking painful looking
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>>5399308
Sleep tight, chicken nugget king.
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>>5399313
Chicken nugger
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>>5399297
...Y'know what? I ain't mad anymore! Do whatever you want with the baguette, but it'll turn mouldy eventually, dude. I'd suggest going to buy one every few days, but I dunno what money crows have!
...Plump-rump using an ATM to get a few dollars? I gotta see that happen sometime!
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>>5399297
>pickle pee
UNCULTURED SWINE
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>>5399282
>Wanting another war
The 2010's are pretty much 60's all over again.
>Civil Rights somehow going in reverse despite what the media wants you to believe
>A war that can't be fucking won
>People are finally starting to get sick of all the bullshit
Replace the Vietnamese with Terrorists and you've got the same shit.
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>>5399316
Trump > Shillary. I want to see how a meme can ruin us more so it's worth the gamble.
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>>5399288
I don't think its a real threat.
>>5399294
No, I don't... Do you think that's a bad thing?
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>>5399324
>not wanting war
War's hilarious.
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/pol/ is always right, praise kek. MAGA.
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>>5399325
You really won't once it happens.
Hell even Trump doesn't want to win.
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>>5399330
You have more edges than bismuth. Grow up kiddo.
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>>5399273
What you have to do to her. Or with what you said, what you did to her.
>>5399288
Put it down? It's a crow. How can we determine it if something is wrong with it?
>>5399294
*she is silent for a moment before her face is covered with an intense blush*
EXCUSE ME?! I have never done... that before and I do not intend to do it soon. Not with him or anyone else.
>>5399296
Thank goodness.
*with a sign, she continues to empty the teapot into two cops*
I apologize miss.
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>>5399330
Careful, you're gonna cut yourself with that edge.
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>>5399322
Pump-a-rum!
>She looks down and smiles from her nest before curling up and closing her eyes. The crow was ready to sleep.
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>>5399330
War is also FUCKING HORRIBLE.
Trump may be a shitter, but at least he won't get us all drafted.
Personally I'm just not voting, nobody wins.
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>>5399337
I like this analogy
It's a nice analogy
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>>5399343
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>>5399347
Who is he going to kill?
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>>5399345
>Implying Trump won't force us into a war as well
Don't kid yourself, the moment that fucker gets into office he's gonna want to nuke something because someone want let him do what he wants.
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>living in the United States of America
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>>5399366
You all hate us. But you all want to be us so bad. :^)
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>>5399333
Hell if I do, MAGA, praise kek, memes inbound.
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>>5399339
Its fine.
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>>5399345
>not voting
good job
it'll be your fault if the worse of the two gets presidency
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>>5399367
Who the fuck said I hate the US?
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>>5399333
M A G A
A
G
A
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>>5399366
It's still better than some other shitty country.
Finland is the only country remotely worth living in and even then those people can be pretty fucking racist.
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Go back to /pol/ and stay there, (You)kine.
>>5399327
You sure? Last thing we need is MORE of these things popping up.
>>5399339
It's clearly messed up in the head, it keeps repeating the same things over and over.
It's not even making crow noises either.
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>>5399366
Our election matters the most and we get this.
If anything, I think it's a victory of sort for the information age. The pollsters and PR teams have never been this out of touch before, and I would wager that's directly attributable to the speed of information exchange and group discussion now possible
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>>5399376
>not being pretty fucking racist
Racism's hilarious.
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>>5399339
Yes, it really was quite surreal. Me having to rub my nose on her neck. I didn't know what to do, yet I still did it! She's so strange, but... I like her! She seems nice, no? When she comes back, I'm gonna go get a huge baguette for her, because she deserves it!
...It sounds weird out of context, but she likes baguettes.
>>5399343
Aw... Plump-rump, when I get back, I'm gonna get you the biggest baguette I can find, alright? For all the trouble you went through, I think you're a cool gal! I say that to everyone, but I really do mean it!
...Good night, I guess! Have a good rest~!
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>>5399379
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>>5399376
>Finland
Nice joke, it's full of sandniggers and russian immigrants. Go to Norway or Liechtenstein instead.
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>>5399373
What? will you feel better if I went over to the ballots and voted for Micky Mouse? Give me some alternatives and maybe I will. But fuck, It's not like a third party is ever going to win anyway, so what's the point?
This doesn't matter, none of this matters.
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>>5399379
You have more edges than a 100 sided die. Grow up kid.
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>>5399379
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>>5399384
Fucking google.
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>>5399327
Nah, were just opposites. Cause everyone tells me I like to talk my mouth off and that I'm really good at it. Which is weird cause I wanna think that I don't wanna waste my time with that shit cause I got more important shit to do then talk my mouth off. I got fights to win you know? Can't fight if I'm talkin. Which means it gets real interesting when I look at you. Cause a girl that doesn't talk means she's got some important shit to take care of.
Right?
>>5399339
Hey hey hey hey, you were the one that said everything lady. And I'm not judgin, I've gotten into some weird relationships myself. Take it from me, never date a girl named the intercontinental championship, she's gonna leave you for 5 other dudes.
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>>5399405
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JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY SOMEBODY PLEASE HOST I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHITTY PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE ANYMORE FUCK.
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>>5399412
SHE'S NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING CROWS DO WHEN THEY WANT TO MATE AND SHE'S A FUCKING CROW SHE'S JUST DOING WHAT CROWS DO TO SHOW AFFECTION TO LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING CROW IN EXISTENCE LIKE HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN YOU THIRSTY FUCKS LEARN ABOUT ANIMALS
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>>5399412
Looking Canadaaaaa, our home and nation freeeee
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Need more based Milo to save the US with his bants.
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We should vote for Gary Johnson.
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>>5399372
Yeah sure.
*she passes a steaming cup to you*
I hope you enjoy, Ms. Rei.
>>5399377
While it is true that she is doing that, maybe she is just saying what crows would call out. There's not really a translator for that.
>>5399382
A lot weirder than you think. If you have been talking like that all evening, it is no wonder that people thought you wanted to pursue a relationship with her.
>>5399406
You are right. I did. I should've specified more. He and I are not in a romantic relationship. Sharing the bathtub is the closest we got to that action. Plus it is not like he can leave my side anytime.
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>Binge watching the HGAnime
>It's a fucking episode with USA X Bird shipping in it with some political undertones
When does this season begin to pick up the pace? I've been watching this shit for nearly twenty episodes now.
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>>5399444
I think the writers are finally getting bored with it.
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>>5399444
praise kek.
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>>5399437
...
>He flushes red, looking away from you.
Don't you say it! No, I don't want to persue a relationship with her! I thought she was nice, but that's it! This whole drama was worrisome enough, I don't need it to start up again!
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Bye.
>>5399406
Important...
I don't know if it's important or not. I know simply that it's my job to do it.
>>5399377
There's not enough food here for more of them to want to come.
>>5399437
>she takes the cup and stares at it blankly for a moment before taking a drink
Oh... It's delicious.
Thank you.
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>>5399462
>>5399437
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>>5399454
I've watched this shit almost since the beginning though.
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>>5399479
Don't you dare add anything more to this, alright?!
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>>5399486
Something something, the manga is better
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Yes, yes, vote for Hillary Clinton.
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THE DELEGATES DONALD, HAND THEM OVER.
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>>5399490
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>>5399466
>dropping conversations just like that
is it me or is this pretty dickish?
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>>5399512
it's just you
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>>5399512
People gotta sleep man.
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Why aren't you voting for Hillary, goyim?
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>>5399512
>expecting a plank of fucking wood to care about how people feel
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>>5399508
Yes, yes, burgers are pretty good, but bribing me with food isn't going to help your case! It was mighty suspicious of you to just drop in like that!
...Can I have a burger?
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>>5399490
I'm just teasing. You're adorable when you're flustered. Well, so is everyone, but you in particular
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>>5399462
You made hat clear. It's just that you have the habit of making everything sound weirder than it should.
>>5399466
*overjoyed, she curtsies towards her guest*
It was a pleasure. Continue to enjoy your life if you are leaving. Farewell.
>>5399479
Is something the matter, sir?
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>>5399466
Job? Wait, did I say somethin about a-
Nevermind, nighto kid.
>>5399437
What? Is he taped to your head or somethin like that? Try and pull reeaaalllyyy hard.
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>>5399534
No, I'm teasing Alfred is all, but thanks for the concern. Meet anyone new recently, Squigs?
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We should elect Kenny Omega as president.
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>>5399532
GAY
OH MY GOD GAY
EVERYONE WE GOT A GAY HERE
GAY
SOUJND THE GAY ALARM
>COUGH
OH NO I GOT THE GAY
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>>5399499
You should go to bed.
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>>5399552
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>>5399552
>applies shotgun to the gay
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>>5399532
Thank you! I just don't know what to make out of all of this, damnit. She was a friend, and then people blew it our of proportion just because I said something wrong...
>>5399534
You're telling me! I never even meant for this all to happen! And most of it's because I'm so enthusiastic over it; my personality just makes it a tad more strange than it should be, you know?
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>>5399552
It's far too late for that
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Well if no one's gonna host I'm just gonna sleep.
Night HG.
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>>5399561
Good job Cletus.
But You gotta put me down too. I think I went and caught the gay myself from that fag.
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>>5399572
>applies shotgun to the new gay
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>>5399566
Well, calling her plump rump certainly couldn't have helped. That's like calling someone sweet cheeks! You're amazing, but not 100% there all the time.
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>>5399542
He can't live without me. In a literal sense. As a symbiote, he has to stay in my body. And I wouldn't want him to leave.
>>5399544
Why yes. I just met Ms. Rei. She may be quiet and a little blunt but she was nice.
>>5399566
That is why I told you, sir.
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>>5399580
th-thank... you... Cletus...
>dies
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>5399569
g'night
>>5399590
>probably caught the gay from talking to this fag
>offs self with shotty
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>>5399569
Have a good night.
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>>5399583
What else would I have called her, apart from literally anything else other than "Plump-rump"? She was a friend, but I dunno what got everyone so hyped about it. It took about an hour before someone catched on, dude...
>>5399587
Yep, you did just tell me, but I was just clarifying it. Man. For some reason, this chill just went up my back, like someone was judging me. Totally bizarre, bro...
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>>5399607
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>>5399587
Uhuh. And uh, another question.
The fuck's a symbiote? I dunno know if I'm real tired or if you're makin up words or...
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>>5399607
Don't do it, you have so much to live for
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>>5399621
you betray
no deal
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>>5399614
>rubs your foot
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>>5399627
Is that really necessary?
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>>5399621
But it just sprung to my mind and then I just stuck with it, you know? I dunno what to say; it's just a name I adopted, and she didn't mind too much about it.
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>>5399633
Well, why not?
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>>5399636
Yeah, just think a little before speaking next time, even if she didn't end up minding. I can't always be looking out for you.
>>5399587
She sounds like another one who visits sometimes, Ramlethal Valentine, who's a decent friend of mine...I think. Hard to tell with her without asking directly.
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>>5399645
I have ticklish soles. It's uncomfortable.
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>>5399605
Well Leviathan can be pretty judgmental. Try to ignore that feeling when I'm around.
>>5399616
Ahhh. It is basically another word for a parasite. I could explain to you more another time sir.
>>5399648
I should speak with her some time.
I can barely keep my eye open. You fine fellows and lovely ladies have a nice day. Good night.
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>>5399648
Well, as long as I don't do anything STUPID, amirite? People can think what they want, after all. And, well, I wasn't exactly doing THOSE things, was I? As long as it isn't those...
>>5399654
Nah, nah, it's not him. It was like someone was just... There, watching my every move. See ya later, Squigly!
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>>5399654
Sleep well
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>>5399654
Yeah, sure. Good nighters lady.
Don't uh, make too much noise in your little grave now.
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>>5399654
Sleep tight.
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>>5399654
Sayonara
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>>5399680
I'll sayonyara you in a minute
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>>5399684
Anon.
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>>5399654
Ciao.
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>>5399684
Nah, rubbing your nose against someone's neck is a very intimate thing to do, you know. It didn't help that none of us knew what crows do, so I, along with a few others, were understandably freaked out. Someone even said earlier that they unironically want me to do it with her.
...Crow-girl x America. Eh, it ain't too bad.
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>>5399705
Doesn't hold a candle to Brian x America! Ah, maybe that's nostalgia talking, but it doesn't really matter anyways. The lesson in bird behavior is, at the very least, interesting.
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>>5399699
Hi, how are you doing today?
>>5399706
>>5399717
You guys.
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>>5399726
What? Kirimina likes hosting!
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>>5399720
Ask a few others here, amirite? Nostalgia's good, but we gotta move forward so nothing burdens us at all!
...Birds are weird. And the worst part is that I can't compliment her without it sounding creepy because of the fiasco that happened earlier, as funny as it was.
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>>5399739
Now Alfred, I've noticed you take some anon's words far too seriously at times. It worries me a little.
I doubt she'll find it creepy at least, and look on the bright side, it'll be entertaining!
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>>5399733
Give the little guy a chance to get settled in first, jeez.
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>>5399758
How am I supposed to know how long he's been there, waiting silently?
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>>5399706
Boy, oh boy.
So you missed the best few months of wrestling, and that was me becoming, THE WORLD, HEAVYWEIGHT, CHAMPIOOOOOOOOON.
So then I'm champ, and right about this time, the bosses decide to do another brand split, the roster goes onto two different shows. Seth, Roman, a bunch of other guys go to raw. But me, I go to smackdown, and lemme tell ya, team blue is where it's at. Those Raw bozos went and made a new belt cause I brought the top belt with me to Smackdown. They called it somethin dumb like the universal championship. Who cares? That thing doesn't matter. Cause what really matters is the assholes I'm fightin for the real belt now.
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>>5399760
You could try the mysterious and ancient art of asking him
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Hey guys, we should fuse with the fart threads.
I'm sure some of our people go there and some of their people come here.
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>>5399756
Well... Their criticisms hold truth at times. I don't want to seem like I'm a carbon copy of other people here, so I take what criticisms they say seriously in case I can improve on it.
The thing is she's, like, twelve in mindset. I'm three hundred years old, and that's... "Age is just a number" doesn't really hold any truth here, amirite?
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If Kamina doesn't want to hose, I can still do default and/or /co/de games if you guys are desperate
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>>5399777
We're too proud to be desperate.
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>>5399777
desperate
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>>5399777
If you would be so kind as to oblige us, it would be most appreciated!
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>>5399782
I'm not
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