HG Thread: Vanquishers of Hell Edition

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Sqruak! You, you!

first for squid girl's hatchday

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>>5396337
A day of celebration and gift giving for you. We have no material items to give, so our best wishes will have to suffice.

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>>5396376
HORDES OF HELL? MY TIME TO SHINE.

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>>5396340
>he stands straight up and looks the beast woman in the eyes
So what you're telling me is you're a freak of nature?

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>>5396377
S-shut up! You can't talk to me like that! Im a son of the Zabi family!

>>5396379
If you weren't born in space,then you are still an Earthnoid in my book

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>>5396376
>>5396407
We are from....Hades of course! Hell is an unfamiliar term, do not mind our presence.

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>>5396397
...Who, me? What'd I do?
>>5396379 (Australia)
Wait, there isn't? But Ivan said something about seeing a libary here a while back! And I didn't know England visited this place sometimes! All the interesting things ALWAYS happen when I'm gone, damnit!

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>>5396407
TO ARMS!!!

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>>5396379
No no! That won't do! I'll happily pay for them when I get back! I won't feel like I earned it unless I pay for it!
>>5396414
Freak of nature? Not at all! Like I said I'm a beastkin character! This character is from a game!

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>>5396438
Me, me! Pickle-pee!
Me, me! Pump-a-rum!

>>5396426
>I'm a son of the Zabi family!
Something tells me you're flustered about this, m8.

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>>5396426
We aint even got that kinda technology, y'know. Think about it literally, now. I aint from there and I aint got no attachments 'ta the place, neither.
>>5396438
Never seen it.
...England? What?
>>5396445
They'd be pleased by progress as much as anythin' else.

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>>5396434
.....HM.....NOPE, STILL DON'T TRUST YOU. I'M GONNA CUT YOUR HORNS OFF AND MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF THEM.
>>5396439
LE'TS SHOW THESE HELLSPAWN WHAT WE'RE MADE OF, UNKNOWN WARRIOR!

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>>5396434
The underworld, hell, the nether.... tsk. Same thing.

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>>5396472
>Portals away to ERP

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>>5396449
Enough! You should apologize,right now!

>>5396464
Well, what the devil is this Termina?

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>>5396448
...Uh, what're you trying to say here, dude? Something about pickles?
>>5396464
...Hm. Maybe Ivan met a librarian.
England! Estonia said something about meeting us countries as girls once, and he said that England was called Alice there! I didn't know she was here, dude!

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>>5396445
So this isn't really you.
If I hit you would you still feel it?

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>>5396491
Sqruak! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle-pee! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak! You, you! Me, me!

>>5396490
M8. I was just pointing out a discrepancy in your argument, what's your deal?

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>>5396514
>>5396491
She's telling you to pickle-pee her. Better do it before it's too late.

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>>5396515
Im a prince! I shouldn't have to deal with this pettiness. I order you to apologize!

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>>5396472
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROKpLWvgykA
>[Smiting intensifies]

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>>5396514
Okay, so you want pickles, basically? Something about plump rumps? I dunno what I have to do with this, but this all seems a lil' bit weird.
..."Pump-a-rum"? What the heck is that?
>>5396533
...What? She wants me to do the do with her, is that what you're saying?

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>>5396464
I think I'll grind some areas for money tomorrow for the books! It'll be two great experiences!
>>5396496
In a way! This game is kind of connected to my head, but it's not like I'd actually die if you killed me.

>>5396536
>Being so mad you have to damage control
I'll apologise when you admit your faults. For a prince, you're acting very childish. And you're one to talk, calling me the petty one.

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>>5396533
You, you! No, no! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle-pee, pickle-pee! Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum!
>>5396546
No, no! That not pump-a-rum! Sqruak! That not pickle-pee! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle-pee! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
You, you! Sqruak!

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How long will it be until your next bout of arena combat? I am quite eager to observe, and perhaps participate in such an event.

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>>5396546
That's not what I'm saying, that's what she's saying.

>>5396551
I'll make sure to keep that in mind in case you go insane. Most animals have a tenancy of going crazy here and there, and I imagine you're no different.

>>5396566
Don't you worry your little head about this! I got you covered when it comes to translating what you mean.

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>>5396566
Plump rumps and pickles, I get it! You want me to go get those things for you! Is there anything else you need the hero to get you, or is that it?
...Where the heck am I gonna get plump rumps?

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>>5396555
Im not a child! I am a Captain of the Zeon military! I could have my sister make you disappear! Apologize!

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>>5396585
Okay, so she wants me to do THAT with her. And how do you propose I do it, exactly? You know that those things are frowned upon here, dude.

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>>5396585
>>5396588
NO, NO! SQRUAK! NO, NO, THAT NOT PICKLE-PEE! SQRUAK! THAT NOT PUMP-A-RUM! SQRUAK!
YOU, YOU! ME, ME, PICKLE-PEE! SQRUAK! ME, ME, PUMP-A-RUM! SQRUAK!

>>5396600
Sorry, m8.
Now stop being a child and do royal things.

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>>5396608
IT'S OK, I SPEAK CROW. SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO BLINDLY THROW ANY JUNK YOU HAVE AT HER, AND SHE MIGHT GIVE YOU STUFF.
YOU PICK UP A LOT OF STRANGE LANGUAGES IN HELL.

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>>5396582
You, you!

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>>5396604
>>5396608
>he goes up to the bird and rubs its back
You start off by doing this and then you let your emotions take over! Easy enough, right? I believe you have what it takes to do it!

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>>5396608
Holy crap, calm down, dude! I have a solution to this communication barrier! Tell me, miss; can you write? Because then you can tell me what you want!
...No plump rumps? You sure?

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>>5396619
I will thank you very much! Consider yourself lucky. If my men were here I'd have you thrown into the camps

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>>5396608
I want to kill this fucking bird.

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>>5396585
I'm not an animal! unless you count people as animals! But I don't think I've been here long enough to know what you mean.

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>>5396637
Hm, it seems easy enough, but is it really normal here to be doing that in front of others? Like, I'm sure someone would kill me if I were to do that here.
...Wait, are you gonna do that first, or are you demonstrating?

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die

>>5396660
i wnt 2 fukn kill u

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>>5396627
What a curious creature you are.
>He walks closer and bends at the hip to get a better look at you.
Your physique is similar to that of a human's, yet you apparently share some of your genetic makeup with an avian species. Truly odd.
Could I ask your name, strange creature?

>>5396673
no u

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>>5396490
Another world, in another reality, clearly.
>>5396491
Heck if I know. Alice? Alice Margatroid?
>>5396551
..."Grind"? And it's entirely possible they just plain won't accept th'money in th'first place, y'know.
>>5396582
Honestly? No clue. It all depends on when they decide 'ta do it, really.

>knock knock

>>5396673
FLAWLESS RP

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>>5396686
'They'? Is there some governing body I have not been informed about that provides this entertainment to your lot?

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>>5396626
You, you! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle-pee! Me, me, pump-a-rum!
>>5396637
...Sqruak..?
You, you, pump-a-rum? Pickle-pee! Sqruak! Me, me!
>>5396638
>She nods and starts writing on the ground with her feet.
>It says "Mmepi kel p i me pump r um"
>>5396660
Sqruak! You, you! Me, me, pickle-pee! Me, me, pump-a-rum!
>>5396676
Me, me, pickle-pee! Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>She flaps a few times.
Pickle-pee, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!

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>>5396686
Dont get smart with me, I mean how is it like?

>>5396712
Nice rp, anon.

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>>5396673

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>>5396686
Eh, not like I expect you to know. It was real late when he saw the librarian.
...Who's Alice Margatroid, and why do I have the feeling that her and England would be good friends?
>>5396718
...The hero has no idea what you just wrote, bro. All I got from that was "kelp" and "pump rum". So, using my heroic intellect, I can safely say that...
Alcohol and food? Is that what you want? Anything?

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>>5396681
N-no I don't want to. How could you be so mean.
>>5396712
Thank you, I always knew I was the best.
>>5396727
Wait! I didn't mean for you to actually do i-
crap

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>>5396718
It appears you've given me two separate answers to the question. Is your name is Pickle-pee, or is it Pump-a-rum?

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>>5396686
I've been to the shop that sells them though, they're managed by NPCs so they won't reject my money! Oh and grinding just means I'll go to an area for the sole purpose of beating things up and getting items from them!

>>5396757
w-why are you being mean to me, you bully?
i thought we were m8s, m8

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>>5396713
"They" as in "th'individuals that care 'ta host the games", really. Far as I know there aint any actual authority here, though.
>>5396720
Oh! Right, thought you meant th'other thing, sorry. Er...that sorta depends on th'region. Generally, though? Lotsa small wars 'tween tribes, even monsters plaguein' the lands, too.
>>5396756
Any chance she had purple hair?
And th'person I was talking about? The person I was talkin' about, clearly.
>>5396775
...None of that makes any sense. And I was talkin' about the people here.

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>>5396777
I don't want you to die... it was a social experiment

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>>5396788
Hows a little girl like you living with monsters and war? And with no weapons I might add

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>>5396718
....

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>>5396788
Nope. Ivan hasn't met miss Patchouli yet, to my knowledge. That pun wasn't intended, by the way.
And who's the person you were talking about? Aussa, do I look like I know everyone here? The details are everything, silly!

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>>5396788
That notion proves to be beneficial to me and my current duties. My name is Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi and I have come from light-years away to determine if this locations is suitable for my kind to inhabit.

>>5396673

>>5396815
>>5396718
>breadperson
>birdperson
i don't think these things will mix too well

>>5396801
that social experiment was mean, you bully
expect the cyber police at your door

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>>5396788
But I'm talking about specific books from 'The World', I'm sorry but I don't think people here would have them.

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>>5396756
Me, me, pickle-pee. Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Pump-a-rum, sqruak! Pickle-pee!
>>5396760
Pickle-pee, pickle-pee! Sqruak! Pump-a-rum, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>>5396815
>She flaps over and lands on his shoulder, and instantly starts eating the breadman's head.
Sqruak!

>>5396825
>I have come from light-years away to determine if this locations is suitable for my kind to inhabit.
Fuck off spacenigger! Rock's taken.

>>5396718
>whips out duck

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>>5396832
Of course, anon, just watch and learn from the master.

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>>5396830
THAT WAS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO AVOID YOU CUNT REEEEEE

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>>5396850
No, no! That no pickle-pee! Sqruak! That no pump-a-rum!

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>>5396846
I don't mind this, I don't mind at all - eat to your hearts content.

>His head is constantly regenerating.

>>5396862

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>>5396846
>throws a demon skull at her feet
WHAT CAN I GET FOR THIS?

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>>5396812
Aw, this staff don't look pointy 'ta you? And I'm a bit taller'n you, by the looks of it.
>She grins a bit
Magic 'course!
>>5396816
Magician youkai from Gensokyo, she decided 'ta take me as a student of sorts, as it were.
>>5396844
What's 'ta say you wouldn't be able 'ta learn it from here?
>>5396825
Erhm...and I expected 'ta memorize that whole name, or is there a smaller part I could refer 'ta you by? And th'arena, of all things?

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>>5396836
come on man it was a prank

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>>5396872
>She keeps eating and hunkers down to a roost on his shoulder
>She seems really happy
>>5396879
Sqruak..?
>She walks up to it and taps it with her talon.
No, no. This no pickle-pee. Sqruak! This no pump-a-rum. Sqruak!

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>>5396846
This must be some form of Italian I haven't heard of yet! It only makes so much sense that I don't know what you're saying, but you have complete confidence over it! Stand back, the hero's got this...
>He begins to gesture wildly while speaking, trying his hardest not to laugh.
Eh, baba scuzi' balla pasta pasta? Pasta pasta, pasta pasta chigi.
>>5396880
Aussa and Alice being in a teacher-student relationship... I don't know what I expected. That makes about FOUR Alices I know of here, now. How long have you been her student for?

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>>5396846
Hm. It appears my current method of conversation is not yielding any results. Please allow me to ask once more.
>He tucks in his arms as if to imitate a chicken and begins flapping.
Is your name Pickle-pee?

>>5396848
I have already been informed by a native that there is indeed no ruler of this land, therefore my presence is not prohibited by any means.

>>5396880
You would prefer my Earth name; Mikitaka? If you wish to call me that then I am in no place to deny you.

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>>5396880
Now I must be dreaming...Did you say magic? As in the type of stuff associated with wizards? I feel like you keep trying to insult my intelligence.

>>5396894
too late, fucko
check the door, the cyber police are so triggered right now

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>>5396880
Well, it's very specific scrolls, like I said the game this character is from is very picky on what does or goes to what.

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>>5396932
shit, I'm going to get banned from tumblr, how am I going to get my noragami fanfics now?

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>>5396911
>She tilts her head, confused.
No, no, that no pickle-pee. Sqruak! That no pump-a-rum. Sqruak! You, you, pickle-pee, pump-a-rum! Me, me, pickle-pee! Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>>5396916
Sqruak! Me, me, pickle-pee! Pump-a-rum! Sqruak! You, you! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!

>>5396955
write them yourself, you shit
i can just hear people yelling rape from five hundred miles away because you said tumblr

>>5396916
>Cocks his space lasers shotgun and spits into the dirt.
One of y'all's fine. But I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna let another pack of intergalaxical beaners set up shop in my system. Go on, git!

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>>5396906
Bread deals with living things, with giving life, with growth, with the seed, the grain that nurtures. It is not a coincidence that we say bread is the staff of life. This is my purpose....

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>>5396906
WELL...I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN THAT.
..OH, WAIT!
>He pulls out an Imp arm.
IF USED CORRECTLY, THIS CAN STILL GENERATE FIREBALLS!

I summon ____.

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>>5396969
I never meant to rape culture appropriate. Sorry for being racist towards rapes.

>>5396993
EXODIA

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>>5396968
Your dialect is confusing, bird-creature. I am beginning to think that achieving communication with you is a fruitless effort.

>>5396978
I am not used to such hostility. We of the Magellanic Clouds do not mean to bring any harm to this realm or its inhabitants.
How would you put it... 'We come in peace.'

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>>5396968
>He's trying his hardest not to lose his cool, still gesturing wildly.
Pasta chigi bastardo, idiota scuzi' pizza Italia! Il mio nome è l'America! Man, I need to brush up on my Italian sometime. I might be a bit off there.
...You get what I'm sayin'?
>>5396993
I summon my favourite heroine; Tooru!

>>5396993
fyxe

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>>5396993

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>>5396993
My Zaku!

>>5397002
>2016
>being racist
uh, racist and sexist, much?

>>5397019
Son, we bleed red, white, and blue 'round these parts. And we don't take kindly to magical space elves eyein' our property and molestin' our womenfolk. You got one of them weird 4-pronged space penises, Legolas?

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>>5396993
TAKE THIS (You) AND GEDDOUT.

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>>5396993
"The Golden Condor!! So I can make Asuka grant her wish!"

Shut it. I don't need a wish...

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>>5396979
You, you. Me, me. Pickle-pee, pickle-pee, sqruak! Pump-a-rum!
>She keeps on eating.
>>5396981
>She flaps over and taps it a few times.
Sqruak! Pickle-pee! Pickle-pee! Sqruak!
>She takes the arm in her talon and flies a bit away with it, dropping it into her nest. She digs into her nest and brings back a Hello Carving for him.
Pickle-pee! Sqruak!
>>5397019
Me, me, Pickle-pee. Sqruak.
>>5397023
>She flaps over and starts headbutting him repeatedly.
Sqruak!

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>>5397067
SICK!......WHAT DOES IT DO?

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>>5397067
OW! Oi, the hero wants you to stop that immediately! I know my Italian is bad; no need to hit me for it-- OW! Cut it out, plump-rump girl!

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>>5397067
>He willfully stops regenerating and accepts his fate.
Pl-Please.... eat me.

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>>5397051
It appears you have made some wrong assumptions. I am not elven and my name is Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi, not Legolas from Lord of the Rings. My kind's genitalia is not of importance to this conversation.

>>5397067
>He furrows a brow and returns to his arm flapping.
You... you, Pickle-pee?

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>>5397080
>She picks it up... And drops it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VvghwEWBXg
Sqruak.
>>5397087
You, you! Me, me, PICKLE-PEE! Me, me, PUMP-A-RUM! Sqruak!
>>5397089
>She doesn't care about the fate of the breadman and just eats him alive like a savage.
Sqruak!
>>5397090
Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!

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>>5397125
JESUS CHRIST! WHO SAID THAT?!
>He starts firing wildly in every direction.

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>>5397144
>She gets shot in the head and fucking dies

>>5397090
Now son, is that a wiseass comment? We don't take kindly to wiseasses 'round these parts, Mr. Ayylien Invader Nu Miktazzo Enshee. What's wrong with your country that done give you a hankerin' for this here dirtball?

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>>5397125
>He taps his wrist-watch and brings it to his face.
I have encountered a bird-like specimen who does not appear to have a high enough level of sentience to engage in conversation. Should I keep attempting to understand this creature?
...
Affirmative.
>He lowers his arm and begins flapping again.
You, you, Pump-a-rum. Squack.

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>>5397125
I may not know Italian well, but listen to me! Smettila, ragazza uccello! Cut it out and stop headbutting me or else I won't get you the thing you want!
...I'll just call you "Pickle-rump". Sounds much better.

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>>5397125
COME ON... IS THAT ALL YOU GOT PUNK, FINISH ME OFF ALREADY!

HERE HAVE A SAD SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5hqSvRBQUw I WANT TO END THIS RIGHT, LIKE A WINNER!

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>>5397163
It is my mission to observe and explore the cosmos for planets which are able to sustain life in the case my kind ever finds itself warring against another species. If we were to lose such a battle, our homeworld would certainly be lost as well.
Will you please lower your weapon now?

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>>5397166
>She starts grooming her hair with her wings.
You, you. Sqruak. Me, me, pickle-pee. Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>>5397173
>She does stop, but just starts stomping her talons angrily in the dirt.
MEE, MEEEE! PICKLE-PEE! SQRUAK! ME, PUMP-A-RUM! SQRUAK!
>>5397179
>She brutally rakes her talons through the breadman's face, tearing out his eye and skewering it on her claw in the process while she keeps eating.

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>>5397227
>He mimics this action, rubbing his head against his arms.
Me, me, squack. Pump-a-rum?

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>>5397227
>>5397173
>>5397179
WHAT IS GOING ON
SHE'S FUCKIN KILLING EVERYONE DUDE

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>>5397248
Me, sqruak. Pickle-pee. Sqruak, sqruak. Me, me, pump-a-rum.
>>5397252
..Sqruak? Pickle-pee! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!

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>>5397227
Chill out, Pickle-rump-- Plump-rump sounds so much funnier, though... Anyway, the hero wants you to calm down and explain this to me thoroughly! I wanna help you, but we both need to work together in order to do this, right?
>He holds out his hand in hopes of calming you down, but if anything, he's the one that needs to calm down. He's a bit scared.
>>5397252
No, that bread guy will be fine. I can just buy another loaf to put on his head, and that'll help him! Right?

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>>5397281
No, no! That no pickle-pee! Sqruak! That no pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>She bites his hand. It doesn't hurt.

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>>5397270
...This is going nowhere.
My apologies, bird-creature, but I will be leaving you now.. I shall decipher your language some day.

I hope that you receive a 'host' soon enough. Farewell.

>>5397224
>Lowers his phaser cannon thing cautiously and loads another dip into his cheek.
Maybe I's a bit hasty on account of your weird space elf hairdo, also yin's arguin' with a goddamned half-humanoid bird monster o'er yonder don't make me think you space elves is all right in the head.
I've gotta hit the back forty afore the leaves turn but I've got my eye on you, Legolas.
>Eyes you aggressively as he mounts his tractor and drives off into the sunrise.

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>>5397227
>He shrieks ferociously in pain as you engorge, on his head.

So-so long everyone, I....I.... died a winner. I am the bread of life..... He who comes to me shall never hunger and he who believe in me shall never thirst....

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>>5397281
I DUNNO ABOUT THAT...

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>>5397307
>Kissu
Am I cool yet?

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>>5397303
...Aw... Man, I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier, dude. You're just too cute to actually stay mad at, damnit!
>He pulls his hand away and rubs it, staring at her for a bit.
How about I give you some food instead?
>>5397341
...He should be. He's made out of bread, so obviously, it's that easy to help him, right?

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>>5397307
You, you! Me, me, pickle-pee! Pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>>5397321
>She finishes her meal like it were just a normal everyday lunch, then flies back to her nest and starts to groom herself.
>>5397372
>She flaps a few times.
Me, me, pickle-pee. Sqruak. Me, pump-a-rum. Sqruak, you, you.

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>>5397372
I MEAN, IF LIKE...FUCKING...I DON'T KNOW, A MERMAID WAS CUT IN HALF, YOU WOULDN'T JUST GO TO THE MARK, BUY A FISH, AND THROW IT AT HER.

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>>5397404
>He just chuckles, rolling his eyes. Reaching into his jacket pockets, he pulls out a burger and presents it to you.
I'll just assume that you said yes, since I've got food to spare. You like burgers, Plump-rump?

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>>5397455
>She looks at the burger and leans forward to sniff it.
No, no, this no pump-a-rum! Sqruak! This no pickle-pee! Sqruak!

>tfw this thing you've been waiting for will never come out

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>>5397405
But he's literally a loaf of bread on a person's head, dude. He must be pretty easy to fix like that.
...Is he wheatmeal or plain bread?

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>>5397346
Nope. Never.

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>>5397472
Alright, no burgers, then.
>He just stuffs it into his mouth and pulls out a ham sandwich.
Birds like meat, right? I mean, I hope you like meat. I don't wanna go looking for worms, now...

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>>5397495
>She takes a little bite of the bread on it, but that's it.
No, no! This no pickle-pee! Sqruak! This no pump-a-rum! Sqruak! No, no!

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>>5397473
....

"It hurts a bit inside, but what can ya do.'

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goodnight...

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>>5397473
>tfw the thing you've been waiting for is coming out
DECEMBER 17TH HERE I FUCKING COME!
FUCK YEEAH, DRAGON BALL FUUUUSIOOOONS!
YEEAAAH BAAAYBEEEEE!

>>5397534
kys

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>>5397541
(you)

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>>5397522
Okay, it's just bread you want!
>Again, he stuffs the sandwich in his mouth and pulls out a baguette from behind his back.
How about this French thing, whatever it's called?

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>>5397553
USE YOUR FUCKING SHIFT KEY, OH MY GOD!

>>5397553
Don't reply, dumbass.

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>>5397558
Fine... but is just laziness...

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>>5397554
!! Sqruak! Pickle-pee, pickle-pee! Sqruak!
>She flaps and takes the baguette with her talons. She flies back to her nest in the rafters and just sets it inside of the twigs. She flies back down to him carrying a Sunlight Shield and sets it in front of him.
Pickle-pee!

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>>5397573
stfu ash

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>>5397573
How the fuck isn't it already muscle memory? Seriously bro, like how long have you been using the internet?
Come on bro, COME ON BRO!

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>>5397582
...A shield? Dude, this is friggin' SWEET! I'm gonna look just like Captain America at this rate, which is cool!
>He picks up the shield and looks at it slowly, studying its every detail. He gives her a warm grin.
Plump-rump, I didn't know you had this stuff just laying around! Is that all you want? Food and alcohol just for weapons?

reminder that

>>5397618
Oh shit, I think anon just had a stroke.

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>>5397591
I kek'd

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>>5397615
>Said shield looks like pic relate
Pickle-pee! Pickle-pee! Sqruak! Me, me, pickle-pee! Me, me, pump-a-rum!

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>>5397618
You should totally give me all of your sugar based products...right now in fact.
That's exactly what you were going, right? Cause it's exactly where I'm going.

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>>5397651
Holy hell, this looks so cool, but I don't know where to put it! I gotta return the favour somehow, but if all you want is food...
>He just puts the shield on the ground, leaning against it.
Now that we've gotten acquainted with, what's your name, Plump-rump? I'm sure that you have a better name than that!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gMUEFZXkmDA

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>>5397686
Me, me, pickle-pee! Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rump! Sqruak! Pickle-pee!

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>>5397719
Alright, your name is Pickle-pee Pump-a-rum, then! I need to find a nickname, however... Alfred Jones, the U.S.A.'s hero! It's a pleasure to meet ya!
>He holds out his hand, having a warm expression on his face.

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>>5397753
...Sqruak..?
>She clearly doesn't know what to do with his hand, so she just curiously nuzzles her face into it.
You, you. Pickle-pee? Sqruak.

>>5397782
Can I fuck this bird?

>>5397782
Oh yes, I want to pickle your pee.

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>>5397782
>Releases the bow string and fires at the mysterious demonic entity.

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>>5397782
O-Oh my, dude! This is... Unexpected, but I guess I can live with it!
>He snorts a bit, looking at her with a huge grin on his face.
I dunno what you're trying to say there, unfortunately. You can draw, right? How about you draw what you're saying?

>Wake up
>start farting like a madman
>The scent disgusts even you

Is this how the morning in it's most pure form smells?

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>>5397797
"....I bet you would do that to me, now would ya?"

Let it go Koppa.

"I ain't going to let it go. Because this person literally wants to do it with a bird."

What about the Kitsune problem?

"That was different. Since she actually had a human parts."

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>>5397797
>>5397803
Sqruak.. That no pickle pee! Sqruak! That no pump-a-rum!
>>5397807
Pickle pee, pickle pee. Me, me, pump-a-rum. Sqruak! You, you, pickle pee, me, me. Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum!
>>5397804
>She gets hit in the face by the arrow and dies.

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>>5397839
Good lord, I know how you feel completely. That first morning toot is always the worst toot of the day! cause even you can smell it, and god knows it's always beyond nasty! That shit is so fucking gross!

>>5397860
I want to pump your rum.

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>>5397860
...
>He looks around and slowly departs away from the scene.

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>>5397860
Hm... This is going to be a HUGE problem in the future, lemme tell ya. You can't write, you can't speak Italian... For all I know, you could be either flirting with me or roasting me.
...Want another bread thing, dude?

>>5397895
MURDERER

>>5397845
The bird has human parts. Just look at dat ass

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>>5397882
No, no! That no pump-a-rum! That no pickle pee!
>>5397897
Pump-a-rum! Me, me! Sqruak! You, you! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!

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>>5397920
"Excuse me? All I see is black feathers, not a butt."

I can see that butt. It's pretty big.

"Asuka... am I the only one that see that bird as a bird?"

Yes.

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>>5397910
>Lifts his sword out, directing a beam to ward off the shadow creatures.

>>5397959
Man, you're awful pervy, Asuka! First you look at me naked, and then you talk about that bird's butt! Gasp! You're not "that way," are you??

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>>5397953
Alright, you seem to be mentioning yourself a lot... Pump-a-rum? What on Earth could that even mean? Dude, are you trying to tell me something here?

>>5397963
MURDERER--
>The anon dies, meaning you killed another person, whether it was intentional or not. Murderer.

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>>5397984
You, pickle pee! You, you, pickle pee! Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!

>>5397803
>pickled pee
Look in the plastic bottles in the corner of Hoshi's room.

>>5398001
This pickled my pee.

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>>5397981
"Holy crap! It's that invisible girl Asuka. You're busted for even saying all that! Hahahahaha!"

>Asuka shrugs her shoulders, looking rather indifferent.

Believe what you want to believe, Tooru.

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Obligate me to finish this.

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>>5398001
Mmh... Okay, I'm confused. Pump-a-rum means many things to me, so... Plump-rump, what are you trying to imply here? Are you trying to flirt with me?

>>5398001
This character says seven words in total.

I am conflicted. Birbs are not for sexual, but this birb is pushing it

What do?

>>5398033
As long as it consents, anon.

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>>5398021
Nah, you shouldn't.

>>5398031
Ur mom says seven words in total.

>>5398039
Ok. Time to scrap it.

>>5398020
Hehehe! Caught red handed! That's fine, I have a friend who's sorta the same way, so I'm used to it! Plus, lots of boys try to peep when I'm undressing, which is creepy. I don't mind whatever you're into!
How're you doing?

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>>5398048
Okay, now finish it.

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>>5398016
That no pickle pee! Sqruak!
>>5398026
You. You pickle pee, pickle pee, sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum. You pump-a-rum, sqruak! Me, me!

>>5398039
>>5398060
>Dirty Deeds

>>5398060
Hah! I tricked you, I did not scrapped it in the first place!

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>>5398054
"Well, i'll just leave you two girls by yourselves."
>Koppa leaps into the Wanderer's pocket, and gave Asuka a salute.
"Don't make it another Kitsune problem..."
>Then, he delve in.

I'm fine. Just waiting to head my designated sleeping time... Are you well?

>>5398073
>>5398026
I think she wants you to pump her rump.

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>>5398089
Okay, now start all ove-

>>5398075
>Dies

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>>5398100
>That head was supposed to be hit... fuck.

>>5398107
Uh...Dean Ambrose. Not those Dirty Deeds. And you might want to clean your face.

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>covers my dick in pitch and sets it on fire

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>>5398073
..."You pump-a-rum! Me, me"? I'm, uh, a little bit spooked right now. Please don't tell me you want to do THAT. We've only just met, damnit!
>>5398101
A-Anon, I want some advice. Let's say she wants that; what do I do? Aren't acts like those frowned upon here?

>>5398100
Sleeping time? You must have a strict schedule, huh? I'm doing fine, I just finished training with my classmate, and now I'm getting ready for bed myself! What'd you mean by kitsune problem?

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>>5398121
Oh, well the-
Anon.
Dude.
What the fuck?

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>>5398129
FUCK IT, BRO! GET LAID!

Pick a number 1-5

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>>5398129
Then take it literal and stick a bicycle pump up her ass. I'm sure she'll tell you when to stop.

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lick my asshole clean

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>>5398101
>>5398129
>She tilts her head, not understanding.
Me, me, pump-a-rum! Sqruak!

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>>5398132
What Koppa mean by Kitsune problem. Is that I have a tendency to attracted Kitsunes, without even trying.

It's annoying, since they want me to be their "Partner"

>>5398160
>gives sunlight medal

>>5398168
Ohhh.. I get it. But that must be a good thing, riight? You'd find love so much easier that way! I guess unless you're illergic to cats.. That would kinda stink..

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>>5398157
You gone short a few marbles in that head of yours, boy?

>>5398135
You are a guy that wrestles halfnaked guys for a living. HOW COULD I KNOW?

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>>5398143
But these threads are supposed to be kid-friendly, dude! I dunno if that's morally right to do!
...Plus, she kinda acts like a kid. Isn't that paedophilia?
>>5398153
I'll just wait until she actually gives me a clear sign she wants it. It'd be a dumb idea to do so otherwise.
>>5398160
>Internally, Alfred is screaming as loud as he can.
This is bad, very bad! Plump-rump, what do you mean by "pump-a-rum"? I need to know for safety reasons, damnit!

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>>5398188
Oh, I dunno. I guess I could teach you the differe-
>Dirty Deeds

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>>5398180
No I'm doing pranks...

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Please work.

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>>5398169
>She taps it a few times with her talon.
No, no! This not pickle pee! Sqruak! This not pump-a-rum! Sqruak!
>>5398189
>She climbs up into his lap, straddling him without realizing what chaos she'd probably just caused, and headbutts his forehead.
Pump-a-rum, pump-a-rum! Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum!!

>>5398200
Oooh. So that's a Dirty De -

>Fucking sells it

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>>5398204
Kids these days.

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>>5398178
I'm not allergic to cats, nor would I want to seek love with a Kitsune, or love at all... Meaning, I am completely fine with my current life.

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>>5398189
You resigned to do whatever you feel like man, isn't that what's freedom all about? Just sayin' she's totally digging, yah.

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>>5398209
Finally! Thank the Trinity! I couldn't talk for hours now. Now that's over, I will take 24 ladies and gentlemen now.

I will not take duplicates.

>>5398224
Seriously? Woah! I've never met a girl that didn't want a fairytale love! That's crazy! Don't you want to be like all the princesses in the movies? Or the brave girl heroes that save their true love? That sounds so great to me!

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>>5398235
Rinoa and Angelo

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>>5398235
Paladin

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>>5398209
But I don't feel like workin.

>>5398217
YOU TAKE IT FROM ME ANON, THERE'S ONLY ONE GOOD DIRTY DEEDS AND THAT'S DEAN'S DIRTY DEEDS, GOT IT?

I mean, I guess another good Dirty Deeds is ACDC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap and I named my Dirty Deeds after that Dirty Deeds so-

GOT IT?

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>>5398235
Police-kun

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>>5398235
Pickle Pee

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>>5398235
Dean Ambrose

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>>5398235
Human porn

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>>5398235
Rei Ayanami

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>>5398209
S-Squigly, can I have some advice real quick if you can spare the time to listen?
>>5398229
...You know what? You're right, dude. My freedom allows me to do whatever I want to do! I'll wait until she says she clearly wants it!
I dunno if she likes me like that, however.
>>5398216
O-OW! Plump-rump, what did you do THAT for?! Straddling my lap and then headbutting me? What's the big idea?! You're sending mixed messages here!
>>5398235
The Star-Spangled Hero

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>>5398235
yukine

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>>5398235
Eggman-kun

>>5398180
Yukine wasn't exactly equipped with a full bag from the start, mate.

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>>5398235
Tabby Xth form

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>>5398235
RG-32M
>Filler

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>>5398268
>She just keeps headbutting him and shouting "pump-a-rum" along with "you, you, pickle pee" and sqruaks.

>>5398252
>Doesn't respond
>He is out for the cold
>The last thing he utters before he passes out is :

But I only wanted an autogra -

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>>5398235
Takumi Hijirihara

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>>5398235
Asuka the Wanderer

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>>5398235
Baki

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>>5398235
Wander

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>>5398281
Ow, ow, ow, ow-- WILL YOU CUT IT OUT ALREADY?! Plump-rump, do me a favour and explain what's going on! What's a "pickle-pee"? What's a "pump-a-rump"? I'm so confused-- OW!

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>>5398235
Knuckles

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>>5398285
Oh.
Well why didn't you say so.
>He finds a roll of tape, and spells his name out on anon's chest.
Close enough.

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>>5398241
No. I am not worthy of such feats. I merely wander, listen to rumors about strange tales... and that's it.

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>>5398235
Maria and Harusame

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>>5398235
Timberwolf
>Filler

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>>5398235
Lord Beerus

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>>5398268
Headbutting...pump-a-rump? .....something's up, she never met a male before man...this could be, a mating ritual or something.

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>>5398235
Regulus Corneas

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>>5398302
>She flaps her wings and perches herself up in the rafters, grooming her hair with her wings.
Me, me, pickle pee. Sqruak! Me, me, pump-a-rum!

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>>5398235
Nathan Hale

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>>5398235
Smug Sceptile

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>>5398276
that's because my marbles are extra sized

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A few more if you could.
>>5398268
Hello America. I can try and help out any way I can.

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>>5398235
Groly

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>>5398340
Annette

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>>5398340
ZSU-23

>>5398348
>not Karoly

holy shit I just found out /c/ was a thing

My folder is huge now.

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I hope the person does not mind. i skipped over one of the entries labelled filler.

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>>5398340
P.1000 Ratte

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>>5398326
It could be, but it seems WAY too surreal for it to be one. What kind of mating ritual includes headbutting and straddling someone's lap? None that I can think of, lemme tell you that!
>>5398329
>He rubs his head, glaring at her.
Are you grooming yourself? Like, I dunno if hitting someone is a good way to groom someone else! What's your deal, dude?
>>5398340
Thank you, Squigly! Alright, so there's this girl I'm talking to - No, it's not like that - and she keeps saying "pump-a-rum" and "pickle-pee". I'm really confused on what it means, so I wanted to see your opinion on it!
>>5398372
It doesn't look too bad! Go ahead!

>>5398372
Sure dont! That's what the label is there for

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>>5398372
Ready.

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>>5398369
They got stuff for me in there right? I bet I'm popular in there.

>>5398372
SIERRA
HOTEL
ECHO
BRAVO
DELTA

>>5398315
Not worthy? Ohhh, c'mon! That's crazy talk! You're worthy of whatever you want!

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>>5398372
Alright. let's get the murder game started...

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>>5398372

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>>5398372
Continue.

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>>5398382
>>5398372
Very well. Let us begin.

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>>5398380
>She sits down in her nest and turns away from him, playing with her new baguette.