hg
iiya's night out edition
You have 4 minutes to make swaps or whenever I´m done taking a shit. Whatever comes last.
>>5386706
Tsumaranai, Monaca-chan.
>>5386722
What a bunch of dweebs in District 11
>>5386541
Nope, I'm already sort of enslaved my science.
>>5386570
As expected of a Shirogane, you're a detective and sniffing around mysteries is in your blood. Yosuke wasn't lying.
>>5386722
Yo, I'm ready to go! Let's do this.
>>5386722
Seems I've made it just in time. When ever you are ready, fair host.
>>5386727
die
>>5386717
>showering with your clothes on
>>5386722
I accept this challenge.
>>5386740
She obviously spilled yogurt over herself
>>5386722
I gotta work with Raygun again? Oh well, I accept the challenge on his behalf...
>>5386722
If thou wouldst.
>>5386615
>>5386693
riegan
>>5386744
Oh. How silly.
>>5386722
Thank you for the game.
>>5386756
Yes?
>>5386753
No need please
>>5386722
Great, let's get this shit show on the road.
>>5386681
What do you think, genius?
>>5386765
What about the thread iyya?
>>5386766
i ship u and mob
>>5386753
Done.
WIthout further ado.
>>5386785
>>5386771
You could've said no. There's plenty of reasons not to have dinner with just the two of them y'know. I think someone managed to enjoy himself!
>>5386793
Off I go! Man, it's been a while... I hope I'm still up to speed!
>>5386804
You, Adachi and Shadow Rise, tonight at half past midnight in the fog.
>>5386793
Come with me, Natsuki! We'll get some distance on the competition!
>>5386793
Let us be off.
>>5386793
Well, that was quite fast and uninteresting.
>>5386804
I enjoyed hanging out with Dojima before that attention stealing little fuck showed up, that's when it all turned to shit.
>>5386793
Will the running ever end?
>>5386813
Eh, I guess I could spitroast a slut.
>>5386793
please put that back.
This game is set on Very High Death Rate. Enjoy your life while you can, tributes.
>>5386793
What does this do?
>Uses Turkey call
>Is shot
...
...oh.
>>5386840
They weren't that bad, were they?
>>5386840
>she
>>5386770
My computer's going ape right now anyways.
>>5386813
You know, that kind of setup is pretty intimidating...I don't think I wanna be there...
>>5386829
Well, if you say so... I guess you're just a damn good actor, then. You really didn't enjoy it for a minute?
>>5386840
Sorry, Detective Prince...but this is how it goes! I-I mean, I guess I could owe you a steak or something if you're really upset...
>>5386608
In fact, With basic knowledge, I could search from certain archives and finding the exact moment before I came here...
But that would mean only if I were any cameras around and something for projecting said recordings.
>>5386611
I rather let Senpai or even Yosuke be the one to give you a warm hug instead.
>>5386734
Thanks to the knowledge I've learned from my Grandfather, those things were useful for enduring different scenarios and for keep forward, even on the most complex cases that wouldn't have almost any resolution.
>>5386840
Is this the fate I deserve...? Ha, I knew this would happen.
>>5386793
>>5386837
I don't think so, finders, keepers, don't leave your things laying around next time.
>>5386840
I saw what he did to Setsuna in the other thread, I'm not going to let that happen to me.
>>5386850
Is it black?
>>5386840
Seems I have a talent for this sort of thing...
>>5386848
>Welcome to my world.
>>5386840
>>5386847
They were a teeny, tiny, very, brutally, horrifyingly....bad.
>>5386837
If you´d ask this sooner. Before I simulated everything and closed down HostHelper that for some reason decided to co-operate, sure.
>....kissu
>>5386848
The gender was unclear to me. My apologies.
>>5386840
Let's hunt for something nice.
>>5386859
You can keep them if you want, you could of just asked.
>>5386868
Oh no, I was just talking to Araragi since he was taking stuff without permission. it's alright.
>Kissu
>>5386868
Urgh... How annoying.
>>5386868
And this is what happens when I attempt to walk more than 10 minutes...
>>5386862
>With glowing red bits.
>>5386868
Aww yeths... a date... thiths iths juthst a date to win thiths game right?
>>5386868
Don't worry about it.
>>5386840
Come back! It will take just a minute!
Traps or Reverse Traps?
>>5386886
>>5386865
Oh. Well that's a bit disappointing. I thought at least one of the would be worth laughing at
>>5386857
O-Oh, well...I-I don't think I saw any cameras around...you might as well save the time and just not check...!
>>5386868
A bomb? I'm not sure I'm qualified to handle this, but I'll give it my best shot! What to do, what to do...
>>5386871
Fix? Y-Yukiko? Eh...?
>>5386856
Do you want me to lie or tell you the truth? Either way, I'm going to lie in some shape or form.
>>5386857
I'd rather receive the warm hug from you, even if you have a gun jabbed into my side.
>>5386868
>hums the spitroasting song
>>5386871
If I wanted my cock to burn, I'd go get chlamydia.
Maid-Chan is pretty fucking hardcore. It would be a shame if she died the next due to hypthermia, right?
Meanwhile Subaru is ranting about some girl named Mahiru not getting her own tv-show..what?
>>5386883
Youcould get a hrose and carriage with Okarin being your trusty steeds
..right?
>>5386889
>>5386879
>blushu
>>5386879
If I asked I would have only got part of it, now I have it all, this was the best option.
>>5386902
Awwww, that's so adorable.
>>5386902
We go in, get what we need, and retreat. Leaving no traces of our presence behind, understand?
>>5386897
Atleathst you tried, that'ths more than alot of people.
>>5386902
You look thiths way, I look that way? deal?
>>5386902
Of course, Beerus!
I will be your bosom companion until the end of days!
Get behind me!
>>5386900
Why? Why do you have to lie? Is there really any point anymore? I mean, it's not like I can beat you on my own...and even if I did, what then? I can't turn you in twice, right? You got lucky, you know...
>>5386902
Ow...! Hey, come on! I was just hungry, geez... Stupid bush!
Are you hungry for food or for pussy? Even if you are not, prepare for the feast!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU
>>5386896
>>5386857
I bet simple cases in a peaceful japan aren't hard enough for adetective such as you huh? I know that feeling, there's hardly anything interesting when humanity isn't in danger anymore.
>>5386902
A scout girl? Then I don't even have to move an inch. Your mission is to bring food and I'll offer protection. Simpe, right? Now shoo
>>5386906
Good for you, and goodluck.
>>5386929
Sorry...
>>5386902
>>5386913
Can we leave Hikigaya out of this? I wouldn't trust him win a task like that.
Normally I don't do dead people slides. But please laugh at these tributes for getting themselves killed.
>>5386918
No deal, you're the one trained to survive in an environment like this.
>>5386929
Simple time magic was all I need.
>>5386929
I know thiths iths bad, but I'm doing thiths for the winthscreen.
>>5386946
Alrighty then, I'll thsearch everywhere, good-luck to ya buddy!
>>5386929
Back... to the future!
... the present. Whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TZbze72Bc
>>5386929
S-Subaru... How could you?
>>5386936
Luck is not going to help...
Did you have a fire extinguisher among your stuff?
>>5386929
Just because I can use spells doesn't make me a witch, you fool! Now look what you've done...
>>5386937
We shall leave him behind as a distraction if he proves to be a liability.
>>5386917
...Uuh..? Yeah, I think you've lost me. Maybe Yu will understand...?
>>5386929
W-Wait, I'm not packing my fire resistance...! H-Hey, I said- A-Aaaah!
Godspeed, Bug-Chan...godspeed.
>>5386918
The jokes probably didn't translate well anyway, most of them were puns in Japanese. So what's your name kid?
>>5386929
>>5386955
Nevermind, I doubt you can just cure this sudden case of smallpox who killed me just now. I'll be your sponsor now.
>>5386960
Nope, sorry, I try not to bring alot of stuff.
>>5386974
Well this is cute and all, thanks.
>>5386927
I got lucky? You little brats got lucky. I told your little princess detective or whatever she calls herself the same thing. Lucky little punks.
Here, I'll tell you the truth.
I hated every single moment of it, I just wanted the brat to disappear and stop hogging the spotlight.
>>5386974
I'm so fucking tired of this guy, first he chases me and causes me to sprain my ankle, now he's winning these card games left and right.
>>5386974
Woot woot!
>
>>5386981
Nice! what doeths a thsponthsor do?
I hope you folks left room for dessert...another Feast!
>>5386984
Then I have no use for them... Go pick them up, maybe Subaru took them after pulling his stupid prank...
>>5386961
Hmm, maybe that's the job he should be given in every plan like that one, I never thought of that...
>>5386985
Yeah, lucky. As in, you're supposed to be sitting in a cell, but instead you're here, being...well, you. I dunno about you, but that seems pretty lucky to me. I really don't get what you have against Yu, though...I mean aside from the whole beating you thing that is...
>>5387008
Evens: delete my entire hg folder
Odds: make another folder that I will use for a day
>>5387008
Fuck off and go get some sun, you emo looking moron.
This is my drumstick.
>>5386974
Victory!
>>5386985
Look, all I wanted to do was play cards! I don't know why you're so afraid of me.
I'm a great guy. Tell him, Beerus. We've been friends a long time now.
>>5387008
... bah, not my thing.
>>5387021
rerolling for you to save you from this hell
>>5387031
Thanks for nothing. Now recommend an animu girl so I can fag them for a day.
>>5387018
How about I beat you and ask how you feel about what just happened? Why are we even talking about this, shouldn't we be looking for some fine piece of ass to spitroast? I got eyes on Naoto, I don't know about you.
>>5387008
>>5387024
Aww, you teasing man.
>>5387015
Thank you.
>>5387021
>>5387031
I guess you're staying with us forever.
>>5387036
Mugi-chan
>>5386902
And you, why are you mentioning deceased people? I have magic, remember?
>>5386989
Quite simple, if you see a package containing food, weapons, medicine or anything else that will help you survive, that's a sponsor who wants you to live. Reasuring, right?
The real question is - who IS Adachi's favourite character?
>>5387015
It's genius. Just leave him in an incapacitated state so the rest of us can make our grand escape along with any valuables we acquire.
>>5387036
>>5387042
>What she said.
>>5387048
That thsoundths very uthseful! now, let me climb thiths tree.
>>5387051
Thiths waths a bad idea.
>>5387036
>>5387042
>Thirding
>>5387051
What a jive-turkey!
... that's what the kids are saying these days, isn't it?
>>5387048
But Science-Chan. I saw Okarin getting arrested for indecent exposure to minors a month ago.
Dead people can't do that, right?
>>5387069
Are you going to take it easy on Setsuna's throat over there next door, mate?
I love you all.
>>5387078
... we'll see.
I'm having pleasant dreams about possibly not going completely gentle.
>>5387080
Thank you, fair citizen. Unfortunately, I don't believe that I can return the affection. My deepest apologies.
>>5387066
>>5387051
Too bad, now you will only have one chocolate bar out of the huge box of candy I had prepared for you.
>>5387078
He's dead to me, fool. If you choose to acknowledge a dead clown creeping underage girls that's none of my business.
>>5386900
If that were the case, I rather have a bullet inside of my head instead of giving you the pleasure of giving you a hug.
Unless if there's any other option that I could make an agreement.
>>5386899
I was merely joking, I doubt if there's some of them around.
But, If you want, I'd ask if you had any cameras for sale.
and I'm pretty sure It will be an interesting experiment.
>>5386935
When it comes on the usual crimes, Some of them could be a challenge, the same with them being not too complicated... Besides of searching the main culprit, it's amazing to search and connect all the clues leading to an answer.
>>5387085
At this point, I am scared to ask HOW you and the woman with the long name drowned that child.
....I might have to call the police.
>>5387107
O-oh. Sorry, Miss Kanno
>kissu
>>5387114
Listen... it was an accident.
What happens in the arena stays in the arena!
>>5387110
That's messed up, I'm not that bad of a person.
Sure, I tossed a few stupid girls inside a TV and convinced somebody else to continue my work, but you didn't have to say something like that.
I want to fuck Nito in the ass
>>5387114
>>5387129
I forgive both of you.
Pretty gay side of peace nobody cares about.
>>5387129
You might want to run while they can. They eat old men like you for breakfast in prison. Unless you are into that. I won't judge man.
>>5387144
I want to fuck this
>>5387153
>>5387147
Pfah! Prison! Not likely!
Ahh, Beerus, my friend! How are you doing?
>>5387147
This should allow me to eliminate all but one of the rest of the competition.
>>5387114
...interesting.
>>5387160
Speaking of having a painful throat..F Reinhardt.
>>5387153
Keep your dick in your pants, Kamina/Yosugay.
>>5387133
...That's why I said if there's any other options that I could make an agreement.
If I get dubs I'll go to charlotte today and take pictures of the protests for you HG :^)
>>5387186
>Mugi a best, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>5387181
... aaargh! It was the perfect plan!
It will all be over soon.
>inb4 Subaru wins my games back to back
>>5387192
Do it anyway, nigger.
>>5387186
>>5387195
>out of all those generic animu girls, she is the second best
>>5387204
Hell no, I dont wanna get lynched by nignogs. Its worse because I'm white as well.
In the end, even with the pep-talk, the pressure was simply too much for Subaru. May he rest in peace.
>>5387219
Make ritual offerings of KFC and grapejuice to appease them.
>>5387189
Just give me the stupid gold star then.
Winner next slide! Will it be the man who we all love to bully or a cute kitty cat?
>>5387192
>I didn't even know there were protests going on.
>>5387264
This Beerus seems to be quite powerful. He has my support.
>A godcat thing that can't swim
Like fucking pottery.
>>5387189
Naoto!
>>5387287
...Oh.
>I did it again, fuck.
Grats, Kami - Iida Tenya.
Iida got a power boost from the OP image.
Thanks for playing, thank you for having me, leave the (You)'s by the door and have fun doing whatever the fuck you want to do.
>>5387278
I love this artist.
>>5387287
Hah.
>>5387296
>>5387302
Congrats, Ruleman, and thanks for the show.
>>5387302
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5387302
Congratulations, Iida Tenya.
Thank you for taking the time to host, my good man.
test
>>5387311
>They're great, but I can't remember their name.
>>5387337
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=3&tags=six_%28fnrptal1010%29
Hello?
>>5387313
>>5387316
>>5387318
>>5387319
You are welcome. If nobody hosts in ~ an hour, I'll go again
UnlessmyguildonwowwantsmetocomeraidEmeraldNightmare
>>5387346
cute doggo
>>5387346
Hey (You)
>>5387346
Hello. Are you lost?
>>5387262
Ugh... Well, If a hug is enough, Just don't tell anyone about that.
>Naoto gives him a gentle hug.
>>5387290
>Pushes you back to ERP
>>5387349
No, it's big and heavy...
>>5387351
go away
>>5387363
Not really, just don't feel good
>>5387341
>Much obliged.
Hey, how's it going guys?
>>5387346
Oh. Hello.
>>5387375
Emotionally, or physically?
>>5387380
>334 Yen
>3 dollars
damn
>>5387385
A jester?
>>5387365
>Gets thrown out of erp for being a shadow and not real Naoto.
>>5387385
I don't want a burger
>>5387386
Physically
>>5387399
>locks into erp cage
>>5387399
>>5387290
>pushes you back into the ocean
>then pushes into ERP afterward
>>5387365
Oh, that actually worked? Thanks...
I would pat you on the head or hug back, but I assume you would knee me in the groin area.
>>5387408
>Breaks out of cage.
Hello Yukine.
>>5387408
Where are you feeling the pain, young man?
>>5387393
Nah girl, jesters were old school - they've evolved into things called clowns.
>>5387408
Okay. Not once have I tried to solicit you a burger.
>>5387388
>The main appeal is the challenge, clearly.
>>5387423
Goodbye
>throws into trash compactor
>>5387425
I just don't feel good
>>5387434
Well I don't want one
>>5387434
I see... And I am not a woman.
>>5387451
Have you tried drinking some Ginger Ale?
>>5387451
Say that again. MOTHER FUCKER, I DARE YOU TOO SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN.
>>5387465
You look like one though.
>>5387451
>Is thrown into the trash compactor and comes out perfectly fine.
I see you're still the same.
>>5387479
I can assure you that I am not, clown.
>>5387465
I don't have any.
>>5387479
I don't want a royal with cheese
>>5387484
No I'm completely different
>>5387509
Then I shall retrieve some for you!
>>5387509
Hm? You really don't seem all that different. Did you happen to get taller?
>shadow naoto and yukine show up
>thread slows to a crawl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do
>>5387524
No, I'm ok.
>>5387548
No, I don't grow.
>>5387589
Fuck you, don't group me with that thing
>>5387616
>groups you up with all things
I'M GONNA KILL ______!
>>5387589
>Implying the thread wouldn't come to a crawl even if I didn't join.
>>5387616
Then you look exactly the same as last time II saw you.
>>5387651
Mahiru
WAKE UP
>>5387651
Hideo Baba
>>5387664
Didn't you leave?
>>5387664
>>5387664
I assure you that we are all indeed awake. Just busy with other business I assume.
>>5387664
I can't wake up.
>>5387669
>>5387679
>>5387683
>>5387698
Good good, let's keep it like that
Let's say one post every minutes, deal?
>>5387664
It's five o`clock in the mornin, shut the fuck up
>>5387704
Deal.
>yukine and parsee kill the thread
I wanna run away, never say goodbye.
>>5387715
Maybe it is in your shit country but not here!
>>5387721
Sign here please.
>>5387664
B-But I'm watching bird videos
>>5387728
>
>>5387704
Only if I feel like it. I have a schedule to plan all throughout next month and I need to work on it while nothing's happening here.
>>5387731
>closes tab
Not anymore
What's the best gun I can use in Payday 2?
>>5387744
: (
>>5387747
The one to kill yourself with, Kamina.
>>5387783
O-Oh
I want Naoto to love me.
>c:
>>5387847
>Yukine
>>5387856
Wrong.
Adachi.
>>5387795
Which character do you play?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmpflRRcKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlyDA48rE_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnEZmsSzcoA
>>5387854
!
Murderous Games 157
>First 36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyQNvgVJyRM
>>5387891
Police-kun
>>5387854
>>5387891
Lord Beerus
>>5387891
Anti-bug spray
>>5387891
Natsuki Subaru
>>5387891
Iceberg-chan
>>5387891
chara
>>5387891
Ted Cruz
>>5387891
Sodapoppin
>>5387891
Richard
>>5387891
Midget
>>5387891
Regulus Corneas
>>5387891
Juzo the cat
>>5387891
>mfw I made this post in the catalog but it appeared here for some reason
wtf i hate 4chanx now
Oh well there's enough space.
>>5387891
Koyomi Araragi
>>5387891
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>5387891
Mob
>>5387890
i remember you.
>>5387896
eh?.
>>5387891
Baki Hanma
>>5387891
Togami Byakuya
>>5387891
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5387891
YA BOI GUZMA
>>5387891
Ikkun
>>5387891
Blondie
>>5387891
THE ONE
>>5387891
Rachnera
>>5387891
Wriggle a shit
>this is an entry
Goodnight, HG.
Remember to always have fun and don't let faggots ruin it for you.
I love you guys, full homo.
>Mobiledachi
>>5387891
The Uber Gang
>>5387891
Fox chan
>>5387954
>kissu
>>5387891
Wander
>>5387891
Maria and Harusame
>>5387933
Don't.
>backs away
>yfw you realize red has outdone sophisto and baron in terms of cancer
>>5387891
Ages Oblige
>>5387891
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5387952
Do you ever sleep?
>>5387976
>agnes
>>5387954
I can't tell if you actually mean this or not.
>>5387891
Chimpout
Cuatro mas por favor
>>5387891
Donald J. Trump
>>5387969
i know you like it the last time.
>>5387993
Of course I do.
I used to say that when I would go to sleep.
FOUR MORE COME ON
>>5387979
Not today
>>5387891
Reigen Arataka
>>5388011
filler erp ditto
>>5387996
Uriko Nonomura
>>5388008
No I didn't shut up!
u hate me
>red
>>5387891
Melting Jack
>>5388023
what?...
>>5388010
Well, same to you, Dach. Sleep tight.
>>5388037
Imposter
>red
>>5387891
Yukine
>phone decided not to post
>>5388021
you can't lie to me.
>stabs
>>5387891
Fumi Lurkanno
Por favor, coger mi agujero del culo
>El Ditto
>>5388056
No excuses
>>5388048
anon shitpost all you want, i don't care...
>>5388059
>gets stabbu'd
NOOO
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