>>5385462
>runs back with a scarf sewn and ready
Aha, I did it! I made a cute scarf with a cat on it!
>>5385468
>>5385493
What a nice place to start off. You can't ever go wrong with a gun and a hatchet!
Subaru being a pervert and Izaya being bullied. In other news, water is wet.
>>5385507
This is actually adorable, thank you.
>praises
Hello.
Is it me you're looking for?
>>5385493
Are you like... Fucking right there?
>>5385493
I don't know about this game, but it really has a burning hatred for our resident Australian shitposter.
>>5385520
Sup, adachi?
>>5385515
I can tell they're new to this.
>>5385519
That's all I wanted. You can go back to doing whatever you want now.
>>5385520
I've been looking for you for some time now.
>>5385436 (Flannery)
To mine unending shame.... Eh? Lighters? What meanest thou?
>>5385438 (Murasa)
At the least, 'tis simply part of thine nature as a being, but I shouldst not have such a thing.
And I canst not blame thou! 'Twouldst be hypocritical of me, no?
I got nothing funny to say.
>>5385529
I'm here for you, baby~
>>5385529
Hello host.
>>5385530
That makes you one hell of a faggot, Rodger.
>>5385494
You knooow...
>Flannery flips out her own little fancy looking lighter. It has her gym logo and everything
Something like this! I'd show you how it works...but uh, it's outta juice.
Izaya cheating on the spooder. How rude.
I hope you are happy with your life choices.
>>5385552
I was actually looking for you. Can you be Grimes' official tard wrangler?
>>5385559
Hey, you're the girl I saw sucking dick last night!
Nice work.
>>5385566
No, fuck Grimes.
He can go run himself in front of a train for all I care.
>>5385559
I want to spitroast you with Yosuke.
>>5385559
Hm? Such a small thing?
>She leans over and squints at it, before glancing back up
Dost thou have the same issues as I?
>>5385552
uwu
>>5385566
I'm coming for you next.
Subaru is giving Izaya a solid by killing the spider while the latter is getting it on with people. What a man.
>>5385574
Wow. Rude. Do you speak to your friends with that tongue?
>>5385581
And keep your dick in your pants.
>>5385589
Tell me.
How much of a gentleman are you?
>>5385593
Yes I do, actually.
They don't really mind it much, and I also refuse to keep my dick in my pants.
>>5385597
Fair enough. If you want to bang the firecrotch, she's a regular next door. I think.
Everyone needs a rest after slaying so much pussy and ass. It would be a shame if you would fall out that tree, right?
ALSO HOLY SHIT FIRE ALARM BRB NEED TO LEAVE THE BUILDING
>>5385593
Spiders don't deserve to live. They're gross and add nothing to life.
>>5385597
Like salty pennies and cream chip beef.
>>5385542
Who knows? you're a Hermit who tries to lecture a Ghost about changing habits... but, I can see that removing some of them is practically the same as removing certain aspects of your life.
>>5385573
...Tri-Tried, h-he just kinda up and left...the important thing is the effort, right?
>>5385581
Excu-Excuse me... I-... don't know how to respond to that...
>>5385586
Ki-Kinda...I had a bit of a problem with my grandfather's matches...then I moved onto lighters and it got worse, bu-but I fixed it, kinda...
>Flannery flips the top open then pushes it back down with her thumb
I like ha-having it around though.
Futo is a Futa
>>5385613
I plan on getting my dick sucked by the firecrotch while Yosuke finds a way to beta himself inside her cunt.
>>5385614
Do you like Emelia still?
>>5385616
You heard me, I want to spitroast you with my good buddy Yosuke.
I'm being friend enough to take the mouth first.
>>5385643
Soudns like a plan. Godspeed
>Someone managed to burn a pasta dish so badly it triggered a fire alarm
Topkek.
>>5385643
Spitroas-...oh, OOOOHHHHHH! tha- that's uh...re-really something... I think?
>>5385683
Isn't that the thing people do next door? I'd say do it. Adachi needs the stress relief.
>>5385627
Eh?
>>5385615
Eh? I hast hardly tried to do so, friend!
A rather unfortunate aspect of our being, isn't it?
>>5385616
It couldst certainly be worse, friend! Thou couldst also be capable of fire magic.
Please feed me (You)'s. I got a family to support.
Next time I am hosting, remind me to up the death rate.
>>5385694
...stay away from me.
>>5385694
I-I can't just do That! I-I'm not mentally prepared to be stuffed in both ends...
>>5385695
Well...I mean I kind of do, we-well if you'd call Pokemon magic...
>>5385708
A family to feed with (you)? I didn't know people cut their own bodies up to feed their families.
>>5385708 (you)
>>5385711
Pardon? I dost mean something more akin to this?
>She averts her eyes, and in her hand a small ball of fire appears. She even appears to be covering her eyes with her free hand.
>>5385708
Certainly, friend!
>>5385665
I'm the man with the plan, baby.
Bitches can go get fucked or I can go fuck bitches.
>>5385683
Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.
I'm not sure how I should do such a thing though, should I let you use your hands? Should I handcuff you and tie you up, dangle you from the ceiling and spitroast you that way? Should I find a table that's high and long enough for you to lay on, so you can just lay there like a useless fucking slut and take the pounding from both ends? There are so many possibilities, I'm not sure which one I should choose.
>>5385708
I'm gonna release some stress in her mouth and down her throat if you catch my drift, mate.
>>5385729
What? That wasn't Seth Rollins I was dreaming about usually...
>>5385728
Be sure to give Yosugay sloppy seconds. I heard he loves it.
Arena event. laugh at the faggots that died.
>>5385729
Gah! 'Twerest such a thing necessary!?
>>5385729
Don't kiss me.
No redhead hoohah for you, Adachi. That aussie cunt beat you to it.
>>5385740
I won't give him sloppy seconds if he begs enough.
>>5385756
I'll ask Yosuke if he minds spitroasting a dead body.
>>5385724
Oh...OHHH WOW! okaay, that's not something I see everyday...
Well I mean I have a Slugma that I...may or may not of used to burn down my sixth grade English teachers house cause he failed me or anything...
>>5385728
Uhhuh...I-I think I'll pass...sounds a bit to violent for me.
everyone go to ERP and call Virra a stupid nigger
Statistics show that there is a 50% chance a homosexual wins this match.
>>5385763
There's no beating or violence involved, dumbass.
I may throw you inside a TV after we're done, but let's not get into that just yet.
>>5385768
no u stupid nigger
Winner next slide, who do you got?
>>5385763
>She closes the hand and the fireball is snuffed out. She then clears her throat and smiles, putting her hands in her sleeves
He werest at the least not harmed, yes?
>>5385792
Supreme Gentleman wins.
My side effect tells me so.
>>5385803
...Well they never found out it was me, h-he didn't die though...judt burned really bad.
You had one job, woman.
ONE JOB!
Winscreen
Placements.
Leave your (You)'s. Thankings and wishes for me to kill myself by the door. Feedback is also appreciated. Thanks for having me etc.
Everyone type Subaru is a stupid nippon in this thread
>>5385833
Thanks for hosting
>>5385695
You just need to control yourself, or at least lowering the "frequency" of said habit, Having someone to help you would be a bit useful, but I can't assure you anything.
>>5385815
Then I canst still one-up thou, friend! I didst make a habit of burning temples, back in the day!
>>5385820
A shame, Lady Ririchiyo.
>>5385824
Congratulations, sirrah! And thank you for the effort, kind host!
>>5385824
AHAHAHA! I TOTALLY DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP WHILE THIS WAS HAPPENING! THANK YOU FOR RI-- HOSTING!
>>5385841
>>5385845
>>5385849
>You're all welcome. I know I am a cancerous host so please, can someone else take over?
Jan
>>5385833
... You're welcome for hosting.
>>5385844
But of course! 'Tis not that I dost not try to avoid it, restraining mineself simply dost not cross mine mind, on occasion! But thou hast mine thanks for the advice, regardless!
>>5385869
No cancer
>>5385869
You're only cancer when you get the urge to murder.
first 24
>>5385845
What? You mean like with people inside them and everything?
Wow...That's really hardcore!
>>5385887
Nobume Imai
It's time for me to step in.
>>5385885
you betray
>cody
>>5385887
Maria and Harusame
>>5385833
Congrats, thank you fore hosting~
>>5385887
Celes
>>5385885
Stupid boy better run before Peri makes him swallow his tongue tongue ~!
>>5385887
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5385887
Natsuki Subaru
>>5385887
Lain
>>5385887
Peri
>>5385887
Police-kun
>>5385887
Goro Akechi
>>5385887
Nowi
>>5385887
Yosuke
>>5385887
White Roses
Find your way!
>>5385887
Ted Cruz
>>5385887
Adachi
>>5385887
Big Daddy Reinhardt
>>5385887
Misato
>>5385887
Flannery
>>5385887
Grand Bois Chéri Ludenberg
>>5385887
Koyomi Araragi
>>5385887
Reisen Udongein Inaba
>>5385890
CERTAINLY NOT! I didst assure they evacuated, friend! Even if they werest mine enemy, I art not so heartless!
>>5385887
Mononobe no Futo
>>5385887
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5385940
>plays the bongos
>on those knockers
>>5385887
The Old Day
>>5385887
Darius Ainsworth
>>5385887
Natsuki Subaru
>>5385908
Can't you at least wait until my legs feel like running?
>>5385887
Lord Beerus
>>5385951
Ohhhh l, well that's a lot less hardcore...hey at least you never hurt someone! Right?
>>5385953
He-Hey! Th-This isn't the kind of place for that...
>>5385953
Man...this is a whole new kinda crime... When most people say they'll change, this isn't what happens!
>>5385973
I didst ne'er claim that, either.
>>5385988
...Fair enough, you play with fire, and at least one person will get burnt.
>>5385887
The Elder Dragon
>>5385973
It isn't? How about I make it the place for it?
>Keeps playing the "bongos"
>>5385979
You got a problem with me finding some passion in my new hobby? You should hop in on this, playing the bongos is kinda fun.
>>5386001
I-I said...ST-STOP IT! TH-THIS ISN'T OKAY!
...And they're starting to get sore...
>>5385965
Then better run fast before Peri grows impatient.
>>5385887
Fumi Kanno
>>5386001
I'm uh...pretty sure a police officer shouldn't be doing that sorta crap...buuuuut, since you are, how big...?
>>5385995
'Twerest not mine fire, either. But it dost matter not, now! She rather appreciates being a ghost, now, in fact!
>>5386015
If they get sore, all you need is for someone to suck on them after!
That will soon set you right!
>>5386015
They're getting sore already? I haven't even been playing them for long. How about they get a nice rubbing so they'll feel better?
>>5386020
Come here and find out for yourself, give these puppies a rub and have some fun. Be careful though, she might be a bit sore from my drumming.
>>5386016
>Subaru starts running fast
Discuss.
>>5386052
CORN?
>>5386021
Well uh, th-That's Good? I think...man that's just weird.
>>5386029
Wait, seriously? That's how that works? I didn't know that...
>>5386040
Ho-How about you just stay away from them, alright?
>>5386058
It's a guaranteed remedy!
My friend Angela taught it to me!
>>5386052
cawcaw
>>5386017
>>5386040
Wh-Whoooa, I can't do that...even I'm above stuff like that! Just help me out here, describe it or something... You think Rise has a similar size? What about Satonaka...?
>>5386047
Yay, hunting time ~! Peri is going to cut you up and feed you to the nice mountain lions Peri chased away earlier!
>>5386058
Yeah, I should stay away from them for now.
I mean, I'm going to be grabbing them, squeezing them, and rubbing them and all that shit later. I don't want to spoil it for later when Yosuke and I are spitroasting you, know what I mean?
>>5386072
I think they're bigger than both of theirs, but I'm not entirely sure about that. How about you man up and find out yourself? Don't be a little bitch.
>>5386058
When thou arest not alive, thou needst not eat nor sleep if one dost not feel like it! Not to mention the incorporeal-ness.
But never-thou-mind that! Whom might you be, friend?
>>5386052
>when did right become hotter than left
>>5386069
>When you see dead people
>Midly annoyed typing on her laptop
...
>>5386077
>he starts running even faster
A-At least feed me to someone who's hungry...
>>5386090
Hey.
>>5386087
Find out theirs, or hers? I mean, I don't feel like testing how many kicks it takes until I wet myself again... And knowing my luck, this chick is probably...I dunno, secretly just as strong!
first 48
>>5386105
Hey, she didn't kick me in the dick and I outright started playing the drums on her knockers. What makes you think it'll be any different for you?
>>5386111
no u
>>5386104
I don't remember summoning a clown from my demonic roster.
>>5386128
What're you looking at on that computer of yours?
>>5386112
You make a good point! But...she might finally get mad...right when I start...
>>5386139
Mahiru on the rags so you are running to Fumi with your dick between your legs?
>Walk in on friend fucking his girlfriend
>"Hey man you gotta check out this sick shit I just did on hearthstone"
I'm such a good mate.
>>5386067
Huh, well you learn something new everyday...I should try that...
>>5386087
You are beyond set on that...simmer down, se-seriously.
>>5386088
Me? Oh right... I'm Flannery! Th-There's not much to me other then that.
>>5386151
His girlfriend, or your girlfriend?
Because the way greentext gets written, it sounds like you just got cucked.
Probably for playing too much hearthstone.
>>5386151
Was it some sick shit?
>>5386169
>what is reading comprehension
He said his
>>5386150
Nobody can hold Hououin Kyouma down for a three count!
Except Seth that one time, but we decided not to talk about that.
>>5386139
Test results from Trumpeter's melody, if I can replicate the effects his waves in order to...why am I explaning this to a fool like you? My work is none of your business, not to a dead man.
>>5386128
>Starts playing the bongos on her knockers as well
>>5386143
God damn it, just do it or I'll find Yuu and have him do it.
>>5386166
That's because it's going to happen and nothing is going to stop it from happening, you dig? I just hope Yosuke over there doesn't puss out when the time comes.
>>5386169
It's his girlfriend.
>>5386172
Man I pulled an astral communion turn one into death wing.
Felt fucking good.
>>5386190
That's not fair! You can't play the Yu card out of nowhere like that... You don't see me talking about the cabbage thing! I just don't wanna risk getting pounded for this, okay?!
>>5386214
fag Gaius, nigger.
>>5386188
If I'm so dead then how come you're talking to me?
>>5386214
She's not the one that's going to be doing the pounding, that's us. Besides, I'll stop her if she goes to kick you in the dick. Deal?
Also, I'll find that fox from the shrine and tie you up so it can fuck you if you ever mention a cabbage again.
>>5386221
>he doesn't know that he is a zombie
>>5386234
Lies and slander! I never died to begin with! It was all a lie!
>>5386190
Ye-Yeah? We-Well...I'LL YOU! I'LL GIVE YOU A KICK TO THE FAMILY JEWELS THAT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET! YOU DIG?
>>5386190
>And this is why tetrakarn is always on.
>physical contact is reflected back
We've been through this more than once, Adachi.
>>5386221
Because deceased fools tend to not stay dead here, and unfortunately for me they come back to haunt me. I should be used to this.
>>5386232
Oh man... I hadn't even considered being kicked there...crap! Wh-What if they break?! They've taken a lotta abuse, I'm sitting at like 5% hull integrity here!
Hey
>>5386251
I want to flammy flanny's fanny.
>>5386251
>I'LL YOU
>Where the fuck did that STOP go?
>>5386166
When you do, let me know if you need any help.
>>5386166
Thou underestimate thineself, friend! I am Mononobe no Futo! Or Futo of the Mononobe clan, in modern ways. 'Tis a pleasure!
>Dear god, my computer is going apeshit, I might have to abandon posting.
...Should I even ask what's happening? Probably not.
post Alma Elma copypasta
>>5386255
A warm hello would be much more appropriate, don't you think? I think I deserve that much.
>>5386277
You deserve a kick in the nuts for having shit taste.
>>5386276
All I've got is part of an RP fight.
>>5386277
Not really, that's something friends do to eachother and I have zero fo those at the moment, in this realm at least.
>>5386274
The correct choice, Shirogane.
>>5386284
Whatever do you mean by this, anon?
>>5386263
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOUR CLOTHES GO
>>5386274
I WASN'T GONNA DO IT NAOTO-KUN! Y-You believe me, yeah...? I-I wouldn't l-lie to you... (Please don't tell Yu...)
>>5386261
...I can, arrange That? I think? An-Anon, can you use your words correctly?
>>5386271
I'm not underestimating myself, I'm being honest...an-and it's a pleasure to meet you.
>>5386269
Of course...mister, big, hairy, and heug, yo-you'll be the first I call...
>>5386297
I'm...wearing them?
>starts a campfire
Finally, I can sit.
>>5386290
That really hurts my feelings, you know that? I may have moved on and found something better in life, but that doesn't mean you can be a bully.
>>5386251
I hope you stay like that, it gets my rocks off better when they're all feisty. It makes when you become a submissive little brat that much better.
>>5386255
>reflected
>is now playing the bongos on his own chest
Great, this is just fucking embarrassing.
>>5386258
They won't break, trust me. Get in there like the trooper you are and grab those knockers like they're the last pair on earth, don't be a little bitch. If you keep this up, I'll just bang the firecrotch myself.
>>5386274
Oh hey, it's the cute little girl that likes to play detective. How's it going? Any fun little cases where you pretend to chase bad guys?
Maybe I should abandon my chase for the redhead over there and focus on you instead...
>>5386308
You may have to wait for Reinhardt. He's about to throatfuck Setsuna.
>>5386309
Praise be to MONOLITH
>>5386328
Frisky getting frisky again I see.
>>5386330
No, you shut your mouth right now.
>>5386324
A-Are you kidding?! I can't do it NOW! Naoto is here! That's practically suicide, you know? Just because you don't do your job, doesn't mean the same doesn't apply to her!
Hello?
>>5386324
Th-That won't happen...m-my...BURNING PASSION WILL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN, YOU CREEP!
>>5386328
That sounds...really, really painful actually...
For her sake I hope it isn't as painful as I think...
>>5386290
It's better not asking about the misadventures of certain persons... Even if some of them are just a bunch of imbeciles trying to touch anything, some events are better to left them covered.
>>5386300
You're not planning to do what...? You seems to be very agitated, Yosuke.
>>5386324
Oh hey, it's the same person who wanted the world to go into the trash, but we beat them the last time, How it's going? Are you trying to be a better person?
Don't bother with it, Oh wait, Don't ever think about focus on me.
>>5386359
Take a seat and relax.
>>5386324
You asked for it, can this be a lesson teaching you not to talk to me ever again?
>>5386313
Why would you be hurt? That would imply you're still related to me in any way which is in fact, untrue.
>>5386361
Not like there was a case to solve here in the first place, considering murder isn't illegal here and all that.
>>5386342
Why haven't you converted?
>>5386361
A-Ah, nothing...nothing! Haha...ha. S-So um...wh-what's up? How's the big city treating you? Look at you, our own homegrown detective, huh?
>>5386364
Uh...yeah I know, they are pretty big... I should know... I lug them around...
>>5386385
Take 'em next door so they can wrap around someone's diki.
>>5386381
I don't like being in any god awful factions, and you fucks are crazy from what I have heard and experienced.
>>5386374
Aren't we friends? I believe we left off on that kind of note.
>>5386385
How often do you use them?
Do they lactate
>>5386357
God, you can be such a little pansy at times.
How are you ever going to get laid if you act like this all the time? Just feel the woman's titties and get it over with!
>>5386360
I'll show you some burning passion when the time comes, I don't think you'll be able to handle it though. You might want to prepare yourself, take a little time to get ready for the double teaming of a lifetime that's going to be coming your way.
>>5386361
You could say that, I'm not throwing stupid bitches inside TVs anymore, and I helped you loser kids that one time. You brats still got lucky, nothing but pure luck with your shitty generic "friendship is magic" bonds bullshit.
>>5386374
>realizes tetrakarn only works for 1 turn
>quickly attempts to play the bongos on her knockers again
>>5386401
Hi
Lets fap to Flannery's big juicy tits
>>5386398
Lies. Perpetuated by heretics.
Convert. Now.
l ____
>>5386395
We-Well if someone asks over th-there, th-then I will...I-I guess...
>>5386400
Us-Use them? An-And I actually do...Its kind of weird, since I've never had a kid...
>>5386408
I-IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPLEN! I'LL KICK BOTH OF YOUR ASSES! I-I CAN TAKE YOU ON! I WORK OUT NE-NEARLY EVERYDAY!
>>5386412
No, fuck off.
>>5386308
Wonderful! We'll set you straight in no time!
>>5386328
>>5386360
Bah! I am a gentleman! She won't suffer any lasting harm!
... probably!
>>5386421
>the tits actually lactate
Please ERP with me
>>5386421
Ava ruined.
>>5386413
love Mahiru
>>5386411
Hello?
>>5386413
'm bored.
>>5386435
The amount of stuttering ruined it already. Oh and the ERPing
Hee.
>>5386413
want to serve tea to Celes.
>>5386442
>The amount of stuttering ruined it already
Nigga that's IC.
>>5386422
You dont have a choice. Monolith wills it.
>>5386421
You got a purdy little mouth on you, it's gonna be a fun time shoving my cock down your throat and making you shut u--wait, you lactate?
>pulls out a bucket
Guess what this is for.
>>5386442
We will never have a decent Pokemon avatar, I guess
>>5386413
am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
>>5386442
I just arrived and saw the forced fetish pandering. Forget the stuttering, we allow that autism now but it never stops there, does it?
>>5386450
Monolith can go fuck a duck. And I bet you'd pick a mutant duck you fucking crazy bastards.
>>5386449
IC stuttering is still fucking stupid
>>5386460
Yes maybe one day
I can get the stuttering sinve she does it in the source material but she is supposed to be more confident after you beat her
>>5386453
It doesn't matter to me if the world calls you a lower case letter. To me you will always feel as important as a capital I.
>>5386462
I blame the thirsty anons.
>>5386399
I'm not friends with the dead, the only way I deal with them is using their data to manifest them into weaponized mythological creatures. You're just...you.
>>5386408
>But there's more!
>when you already had phys repel since the beginning
You're quite eager to struggle for what you can't get, huh? Are you done?
>>5386466
excatly, she gets fucked, why the fuck do you stutter THAT much?
>>5386472
>
Honestly HG would be a lot better if every ava also ERPd.
>Freidn offers you his half a bottle of 700ml vodka
>Skull it
>Feel like you're going to die
I'll see you in the next life hg...
>>5386483
>ERPing loli avatars
NO
>It's a complaining about stuttering episode.
Fucking reruns.
>>5386483
If every ava ERP'd we wouldn't exist
>>5386483
It would, we should all do that.
I actually have a stream of cum dripping out my asshole right. But how can this be? I'm a virgin! Tee hee!
>>5386478
Can you go back to be less of an idiot? Yeah I know it's too much to aks for, but I deserve it.
>>5386452
>tfw Roxie is never coming back
>>5386483
No Anon.
>>5386483
>ERP
>With a fucking snowman
Wha
>>5386494
Your prostate produces semen , and is leaking?!?!?!
CALL AN AMBULANCE
>>5386435
>Well she is primarily an ERP ava mate
>... I'm just lingering more then I should
>>5386408
...It'll happen...somehow! I mean, worst case, if Satonaka gets her tab really high...I'm totally gonna pull an 'other arrangements' on her... It's gonna be sweet!
>>5386495
Can I play your knockers like they're bongos? I hope that was less idiotic than just trying to play them.
>>5386501
>inserts your dick into my ass
>it melts
>>5386502
No wait, you should be turned on by this.
>>5386452
A Shame.
>>5386510
NO YOU NEED MEDICAK CARE THIS SHOULDNT BE HAPPENING
THIS COULD TURN INTO A DEADLY INFECTION
>>5386503
ERP =/= HG
Learn the difference or you're going to have a bad time.
>>5386509
Fug :^DDDDD
>come to host
>2pac is here
>decide to wait until later
>come to host again
>hoshi is shitposting
>>5386519
I propose to merge them together
I will call it HERGPES
Hunger Erotic Roleplaying Games Plus Extreme Shitposting
>>5386509
>>5386508
Nope, don't you have enslaved women for that inside your TV?
>>5386507
I doubt that girl is going to spread her legs for you, especially after you broke her Trial of the Dragon DVD. You remember that, right?
>>5386531
Nah, get rid of the "games" part.
Or add it to the end.
HERPES Games
>>5386535
Unfortunately, I don't.
Want to be the first?
Why is Hoshi such an unfunny cancerous tryhard?
>Do I have to host again?
>>5386551
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
#HERPES GAMES
>>5386536
...I still feel it. I mean, she's a last resort...I'd totally never take her boy choice. Her legs aren't anywhere near Risette's! They're too masculine...it's like looking at a guy!
>>5386522
I'm making ironic posts to further parody the ridiculousness of mixing HG and ERP by doing it in a humorous and sarcastic manner instead of straight up cussing a bitch out. If this is shitposting to you, you have a servere case of assburgers.
>>5386549
Why are you talking shit about me like the million anons before have ever accomplished anything by doing so?
>>5386551
Don't host.
>>5386551
Go ahead half rollins
>>5386551
>I can barely even load new posts or images, but I'm sure everyone would appreciate it.
>>5386557
You sure you don't like men more than women? I mean, I always see you hanging around that silver haired brat.
>>5386374
Murders aren't considered a crime because of the whole nature of this place... Even if it's for the better, However I wouldn't mind if there's any other Mysteries around, that would be something that I spend my time.
>>5386382
I'm completely fine, After from reading a book, I guess I could spent a bit of my time here.
Nothing? Are you sure? you could have hiding something, or else I could search on any recordings.
>>5386408
You're actually making a progress? There has to be a reason on why people considers you as a model prisoner, Well... when I had the chance I'd give you a gold star for your merits.
>>5386551
>Please.
>Tfw my shitposts get games started
>Tfw I'm about to b8 another host into starting a game
>Topfuckingkek, I'm saving HG while doing what I love
>>5386559
>posting anything that isn't rp or hosting
Get out of my games.
>>5386576
Respect your elders, I built this community from the ground up, I have every right to tear it down.
>>5386571
>mfw I'm helping by jerking off
First 36. Submit your cute suttering anime girls while I decide what stolen code I load this time.
>>5386570
>Why
>>5386582
Literally who
>>5386584
Fumi Lurkanno
>>5386582
TEAR IT DOWN
>>5386584
Blondie
>>5386584
Goro Akechi
>>5386584
Kuga the sealed one
>>5386571
>I didn't even realise you were shitposting. But if it makes your day any better, thanks man.
>>5386569
You had no friends outside of Dojima-san, so don't even try and go there.
>>5386570
You have r-recordings...? Seriously? Is that even legal?! Not that I have anything to hide...
>>5386584
Adachi
>>5386570
How about you give me a nice warm hug instead of a gold star? That is, if you're not too scared to get close to me. I'd prefer it too.
>>5386584
Maria and Harusame
>>5386584
Futo
>>5386583
>Thumbs up
>>5386584
I'm A Dumbass Host Who Just Got B8ed Into Hosting Like The Puppet I Am Controlled By The Internet Hoshi Attack Force To Try And Censor And Bury My Truthbombs
>entry.
>>5386584
Timegazer Magician
>>5386584
Koyomi Araragi
>>5386584
Reigen Arataka
>>5386584
Yosuke
>>5386584
Jack "Dead Inside" Frost
>>5386584
Bessie Higginbottom
>>5386584
Big Daddy Reinhardt
>>5386584
Natsuki Subaru
>>5386584
Reisen Udongein Inaba
>>5386584
Police-kun
>>5386604
HURRY THE FUCK UP AND UNSEAL YOURSELF. IN TIRED OF ASKING!
>>5386584
Maid-chan
>>5386584
Junpei Iori
>>5386584
Midget
>>5386584
Naoto Shirogane
>>5386584
Gokicha
>>5386584
Iceberg-chan
>>5386635
Shut up wiggins
>>5386608
I'd rather be friends with only Dojima and his wife's corpse than be friends with that silver haired little shit.
>>5386636
Be my maid please.
>>5386642
I love you.
>>5386584
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5386584
Lord Beerus
>>5386584
Caroline and Justine
>>5386584
Mai Minakami
>>5386584
Iida Tenya
>>5386652
I would prefer if you kept your comments to yourself, sir.
>>5386663
iiya
>>5386664
Oh, ew.
You're one of THOSE people.
>>5386584
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5386647
>implying im that nig
4 more.
>>5386667
Yes?
>>5386652
Wait...but didn't you go over to eat dinner with him and Nanako-chan a few times...? Or was that part of the whole 'not a murderer, guys' act?
>>5386584
RP Grandmaster Cera
>>5386677
Richard
>>5386679
your girlfriend is hot iiya
>>5386677
Monaca Towa
>>5386584
Death Star-chan
>>5386677
Pilot
>>5386673
But Wiggins you're every nig
>>5386677
Ruby Gloom
>>5386689
>Pets
Someone make a thread, please.
>>5386701
die