Zootopia General: It was me, Nick! Edition Pastebin: pasteb

>>5384600
I'm gonna start shitposting before you even link the thread

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>>5384605
Too late.

>>5384609
I got one in, that's enough

>>5384609
Source of pic?

>>5384612
>The right shitpost in the right place
>Hell, you could change the world

>>5384615
Is a student card proof of age in Zootopia?

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>>5384614
Nameless Lewder, these threads.

>>5384628
Thank you

>>5384615
>Weaver university
Poor polecat

>>5384640
It's clearly a logo of a duck looking to the left

>>5384649
No, it's a rabbit looking to the right

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>>5384657

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>>5384625
Don't know, but it's her actual birth year.

>>5384649
>>5384664
>>5384640
This is it
I'll never create anything better than that ambiguous logo.

>>5384677
nick's being cucked by gravity

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>>5384605
>>5384609
This is the umpteenth time I have created a thread and I have become exceedingly efficient at it.

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BUN

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Why does nick shave his whiskers? Whiskers are a CUTE

>>5384792

>shaving
>whiskers

anon, whiskers are sensory organs
they would be... EXTREMELY SENSITIVE
why would anyone cut them
thats like shaving your eyeball jesus christ

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>>5384823
Maybe in zootopia they grow again

>>5384829

kind of the 'ribs grow back' idea
i mean yeah
but it f u c k i n g h u r t s

>>5384829

would you kiss this doggo, anons?

>>5384859
Does he have good breath?

>>5384872

I'm sure Nick cares enough about his body for that, anon.

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>>5384859
Of fucking course

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>>5384472
>>5384191
That realization when you want to write a green about Mrs. Wilde teaching Nick how to date while you have never been on a date yourself.

Where the fuck do I start?

>>5384962
Ask your mom to teach you about how to date?

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>>5384962
i
uh

huh.

Guy who draws Percy, thanks for doing my request.

It's even funny because I was originally going to say make it all larger herbivores stuffing them into the locker but thought that was too demanding.

Yet you did it anyway

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>>5384982
It actually worked well into something I WANTED to do with Percy, so in a way your request helped me lay down the groundwork for that.

Basically thank you. I'm grateful for the request.


Again for any requests I didn't hit, I'll try to do some of them in the future.

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>>5384859
I'd smooch him hard

>>5385014
I can't believe Remmy bullied Marty in high school

>>5385040

we do know marty specifically has beef with sheep, on top of being an ass in general

Gideon best zootoper.

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>>5385040

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>>5385071
Now this is a post I can endorse.

>Gideon will never be your somewhat lazy but caring dad who bakes you delicious pastries in his spare time

>>5384974
Look at this disgusting freak bun and her crooked teeth
Awful

>>5385071
But who is breast zootoper?

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>>5385091
>Gideon will never make you groan by telling you terrible baking-related dad jokes

Why live.

>>5385091
>Took fifteen years to apologize to Judy, only did it because she was literally right there in front of his new business partners and he couldn't avoid it

Gideon's a fat, ugly asshole who didn't learn anything except how to fake compassion.

>>5385116
I'm sorry that your childhood bully never apologized to you. It must have hurt but don't take it out on the Piefox

>>5385116
>Gideon was a bully to everyone growing up
>Judy alone had 275 siblings

Dude had to make a lot of apologies, he just hadn't gotten around to Judy yet and took advantage of the opportunity when presented with it.

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>>5385071
>>5385091
>>5385111
Best baker fox and his husband tubular Travis are so cute together.

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>>5385094
perfection

>>5385163
I want to see Gideon with someone else. Even Gidhauser is better than this.

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>>5385201
I got u senpai

>>5385116
It's weirder that Judy's parents didn't bring it up sooner. I can understand Gideon being scared about contacting her and apologizing, especially after Judy made things awkward for his people.

>>5385197
Why is Judy's mouth so detailed in this?

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>>5385201
>anything involving Fathauser

Gross

>>5385212
Is the rest of that "Gid cucks Bonnie" comic anywhere?

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>>5385259
An anon posted a comic where Judy mouth was unnervingly detailed and I copied it.

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>>5384600

>>5385273
>cuck

It's a three way closed relationship.

>>5385343
Any more of Bonnie's feet.

>>5384823
Evolved!

>>5385116
And when he did talk to her, she ran away screaming like a maniac.

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Be sure to hold your bunner tight when engaging in paw to paw combat

I want to help weavalope embrace his love of anal stimulation.

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>>5385350
Gideon, Stu, and Travis?

>>5385343
how many bunnies can fit on one chair?

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Reshilling as I just woke up.

I finally managed to push through editing House of Memories.

If you've read it before, I'd love if you could give it a read and see how it compares

If you haven't read it before, I urge you to read the whole thing. It might surprise you.

http://pastebin.com/N3tEMyaw

The very last scene will probably be elaborated upon with a new chapter or sequel or something, and I might swap out the second to last scene with something different entirely, so more changes to come,

Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

>>5385445
Can someone please post more art from that artist?

>>5385259
>>5385343
So why was it so detailed in the original comic? It wasn't even vore. Was it a toothbrushing fetish?

>>5385585
It is probably the artist's fetish. It could have been toothbrushing, vore or mouth in general, dunno.

>>5385562
What's the gist

>>5385562
>work vpn blocks pastebin

Thanks, source of gainful employment.

>>5385600
I'm dumb and should probably not forget a brief description so often.

Without spoiling too much, Judy is invited over to dinner at movie star Jack Savage's apartment.

Again, I really do urge you to read, especially if you're not inclined towards SavageHopps.

>>5385585
Everyone normally goes to "fetish artist try to draw normal art", and the latest comic where she saves a small rat and it gets shitload of "huge mouth" shots doesn't help.

>>5385620
Use a proxy site: https://sitenable.com/

>>5385631
Wait, that comic was part of a series?

>>5385638
blocked too. post on Ao3 or something

>>5385656
I'm going to post it on AO3 when I get it to a place I like with these revisions.

I can give you a drive share link, though. I don't use any personal information on that account anyways

Though you will get to see all my ridiculous notes

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZjPky_pwYCxvEnl03hIZoIM5_o9zkQTaYX5Sd2z0Zzw/edit?usp=sharing

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Here's what looks like some fresh Gazelle art.

1/2

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2/2

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suddenly

Man, the pedophiles get triggered so easy.

>>5385717
>Oh and by the way, I'm bearing Jack's children

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>>5385732
Of course, if this is what TRUE LOVE looks like, Nick needs to raise Jack kits.

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ay bruh hit me withem draw requets

>>5385748
>Nick marries Judy and adopts her children

I don't see whats so bad about this. Are all stepdads cucks?

>>5385751
Finnick rocking out

>>5385751
Charlie catching Remmy stepping out of the bathroom, from a shower, nekkid and trimmed

>>5385751
remmy getting fucked by either al or ozzy

>>5385751
Jack raising Nick's kids

>>5385751
ozzy getting hugs and being happy

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>>5385754
I agree, it's not cucking. It's TRUE LOVE.

>>5385771
remmy getting fucked by either betty or ozzy's mom wearing strapons

>>5385751
Weavalope getting it in the ass from his gf's bull.

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>>5385751
A little white and brown rabbit with an SLR camera and one lop ear

>>5385751
OwO what's this

>>5385791
splotch pattern alright?

>>5385751
I'll repeat my last request again.

Betty & Remmy on a double date with Shepard and Dawn Bellwether.

>>5385807
I was thinking spotted, but splotch works

>>5385754
Pretty much.

Stepdads are schmucks paying for other people's mistakes, wasting his time and resources on damaged goods over a little flutter in his chest.

>>5385751
Al holding Ozzy like a baby.

>>5385751
excited aafiya in a pretty dress

>>5385689
Okay, I noticed you fixed the scene when Nick is with her watching the movie. It's better now.

>>5385862
Ah! Cool! That was one of the scenes I set out to fix. Glad it works better now.

>>5385837
>not linking it

>>5385837
>>5385883

https://telegram.me/addstickers/GideonGrey

>>5385754
>>5385785
I think people are just still bitter/going to make fun of this because of how True Love started. Without any real build up, we just get a pregnant Judy hitting Nick and yelling before she gives birth, then very subtlely, to the point I don't think she even notices, emotionally blackmails Nick. It leaves a bad taste in your mouth, especially when you've read the fic the comic is based on and see that Judy knew Nick liked her, still went with Jack (which of course isn't bad, she can love whoever she wants) only for this to happen.

Stepdads are fine, they are great. But if we had buildup to this whole thing it would have transitioned better. Nick helping and watching over Judy throughout her pregnancy, bonding with her before the start of the comic would make it feel less "Judy is a bitch and Nick is a doormat" and more "Judy is really stressed out that she is going ot give birth and Nick knows the stress she is going through".

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>>5385913
The problem was always the delivery, it's with every "Nick and Pregnant Judy" fics. They could go with Nick being uninterested with her that way and THEN fall in love with her and living as a family while helping her, they could make it as Nick doing it out of a trauma with his father so it's nothing to do with "mates for life" or other bullshit, they could make it because Nick feels like he owes her and not out of love, they could make it seem like Judy is going through a lot and that she feels bad about her emotional discharges and whatnot so it isn't just "she acts like a bitch because HORMONES WOMEN AMIRITE? PMS?", etc. But it's always "Judy has Nick on a leash and makes it clear this isn't going to be a healthy relationship, WildeHopps ending confirmed! So COMFY AND CUTE!".

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Do any of you fine anons and drawfags have pics of July/Julie ? I have noticed a severe lack of said bun. Pic related is the only one I have.

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>>5385981
>ProtoJudy is July
>doesn't even have her hair

it's happening again

like when people posted "SKYE IS MEAD OC IS THIS FANART FROM MEAD AU? MEAD AU? MEAD AU?"

>>5385981
That isn't July, anon

That's an old concept version of Judy.

Boney M here, I wrote a thing. It's pretty short and self-indulgent and depressing, might want to give it a miss if you're already having a bad day.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7929508/chapters/18589909

>>5385972
This x10.

>>5386004
more rabbit clan fox when
I want you to know it's my favorite zootopia fanfic so far

>>5386012
Soon, hopefully. I've got the next chapter about a third done.

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Kabedon is that wall thing animes do

>>5386004
>That title
Maybe after breakfast. And a blowjob, Christ man.
>>5385639
Spiritually maybe

>>5385993
Oh god, do people really do that?

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>>5386018
Do keep going, Boney!

>>5385993
Did Honey also join the force in the end?

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>>5385993
>"Is that Honey? Isn't that The Weaver's OC???"

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>>5386031
Man, everything in that comic has way too much detail.
I fucking love it tho

>>5386055
No, just one very specific part of the comic does.

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>>5385972
I really hope at some point the whole "Judy as Nick on a leash" gets phased out. I never liked the idea of "mates for life" bullshit, and I think Nick has enough self-respect not to put up with extreme bullshit from Judy. The only "Nick and Pregnant Judy" fic I tolerate is "It's Unconventional" since Nick doesn't realize he loves her until after her pregnancy. "Beautiful x 4 Boy" is also kind of another story like this, except replace pregnant Judy with her adopting a fox kit and Nick helping her raise him.

>>5385981
That is older concept Judy friend. Which I kind of like her design just as much as the final product. Wish there was more fanart of Proto-Judy.

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>>5386004
>That ending note
I feel sorry for you Boney. I hope you're going to get better soon. I know there is not much I can do to help, so the only thing I can say is enjoy the thread. If I could I would send you an hug over the Internet.

>>5386070
Thanks, I appreciate that.

>>5386063
In Reception Inception, Nick marries Judy after they find out their pregnant after a drug fueled romp. It's way comfier than I make it sound.

>>5385972
It's Unconventional bey Dreamerinthemist actually does have Nick start out purel as a friend, falling in love with Judy over the course of the stoey.

Unfortunately, the author is going through some depression, and it hasn't updated for a while.

The reason you see all this bullshit drama in the fics is because "Nick and Judy get married and have a kid and there's no problems" is very boring, and lacks plot or conflict.

>>5385993
>>5386063
>>5385994

Ah, I see, my bad.
Thanks for the pics

>>5386109
>I am very uncreative: the post

>>5386109
It's also improbable. Cops marrying is asking for drama, not to mention they aren't able to have kids together.

>>5386140
Yea, but in TIWTLLL, it's more
>Nick: I will help take care of your children
>Judy: okay
>Nick: I love you judy,
>Judy: Don't make it weird, okay?

>>5385819
>Stepdads are schmucks paying for other people's mistakes, wasting his time and resources on damaged goods over a little flutter in his chest.

>Man - "So what happened to your first husband?"
>Woman - "He...passed away, complications due to cancer. I'm sorry, it's just difficult for me because he was taken from us so suddenly and I haven't really gotten over it, I know he's gone but I'm scared, I have my two kids to think about..."
>Man - "Please don't cry...listen, you know that I love you, and I will help you care for your kids as if they were my own."
>Woman - "Oh, honey! Thank you so much, I love you!"
>/trash/, in the distance - "CUUUUUUUUUCK!"

>>5386164
>cuck apologists

You make me sick.

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>>5386099
I've read the whole thing and while I enjoyed it overall, the second half feels like a slog at times to me.

>>5386109
Drama is perfectly fine in fics, but certain tropes can feel forced. "Mates for Life" basically gives Judy all the power in the relationship on a silver plater with the idea that she can leave Nick, but Nick will never be able to move on. Pregnant Judy from another man gives the fantasy of Nick "proving" his love for Judy by taking care of her and her children that aren't his. Etc etc.
You can make drama between the characters without these tropes. Nick and Judy alone have enough characteristics to have relationship issues between the two of them without any outside influence. Judy is still this no-holds back, reactionary younger girl while Nick is this more cautious, more emotionally guarded older guy who takes the path of least resistance. Not even mentioning cultural differences or anything of that sort. But there always seems to be "atrificial drama" created instead.

>>5386123
No problem.

>>5386174
I didn't realize it was possible to be this blinded by 4chan memes.

>>5386191
There's nothing we can do for him at this point, it's in Gods hands now

>>5386189
Yea, after the wedding, it feels like the author didnt want to stop writing.

>>5386164
cucking aside, I don't think I'd ever feel comfortable looking after children that aren't mine

>>5385163
source of pic?

>>5386200
Then don't become a stepdad.

Nobody is forcing that on you, but don't try to diminish what they're doing to "lolcuk"

There are people who can love a child who isn't related to them by blood as if it were their own.

>>5386174
You know, cuckoldry refers to cheating during a marriage. It doesn't apply to prior relationships.

And really, if you love someone, and being with them makes you happy does them having children actually matter?

>>5386211
Yeah, they're called pedos.

>>5386174

Your logic is silly. So if a woman has kids with her husband and then that husband dies, anyone who remarries her is a cuck?

>>5386174
>>5386200
Pretty sure these people are just trolling.

>>5385562
In the middle of the story Judy thinks back to jack saying he could give her kits, but he doesn't actually say anything other than she's awfully close to nick in this edited version. Was that on purpose?

>>5386217
>cuck: the post

>>5386245
Nope! That was me fucking up and missing something because of how I changed things!

Thanks for pointing it out!

It was a line that felt too abrupt and awkward in the original, so I removed it, but I guess I didn't hit every reference to it.

>>5386217
You know the meanings of words change depending on societal use?

"Cuckoldry" meant something different then it does in modern use as an insult.

>>5386256
And what, pray tell, does cuck mean these days?

"I don't like you/what you're saying"?

>why are you eating that burger?
>because its a tasty delicious burger and I'm hungry
>but it has several bites out of it and was in the trash, I think someone ate it before and threw it away
>oh my god people can enjoy a burger even after someone has had it before why do you hate stepeaters?
>its just that its weird to dig through the trash and eat a burger someone else has...
>om nom nom this is what true lunch looks like

>>5386267
Literally nothing.

>>5386230
I don't think >>5386200 is trolling here. I know plenty of people who don't feel comfortable with stepchildren/adopting. I also know the reverse, people who have children not by their blood but love them just as much. Stepkids/adopting just isn't for everyone. Even while I personally would be fine raising children not my own by blood, I still have a want to have children of my blood.

>>5385562
This story just weirds me out in every good and bad way. Never liked the idea of pastor but oh hell if you didn't make it work in this case. Can't wait for the follow up.

>>5386267
Here's are some examples: if you have a job, you're a wage cuck. If you're old, you're a time cuck. If you're on a diet, you're a food cuck.

>>5386267
"I've got a fragile ego, and can't handel the thought of a woman having ever slept with anyone but me."

>>5386267
It means "a man that has no problem letting his woman fuck other men, with or without his knowledge or express consent, usually because he's too much of pussy to take any sort of control in the relationship".

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>>5386293
>Mfw eating fake lunches my whole life

>>5386293
People aren't food

>>5386311
So... Hillary voters?

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cuck cuck cuck

>>5386317
People who bought No Man's Sky and didn't refund it.

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>>5386316
We eat out girls though? Soylent green?? Cannibalism???

>>5386293
>>om nom nom this is what true lunch looks like
kek

>>5386298
I think not naming the drug served me a lot of good in this case, especially when I release it in full to AO3.

But yes, my goal was to make people feel weird and maybe just a little bit angry but mostly relieved by the end.

Glad you enjoyed it. I'm gonna get this all fixed up to a point I like before I even start on the follow up, mind.

>>5386304
Is jack a cuck cuck? How much cuck can Jack cuck if Jack could cuck?

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Cuck cuckoldry cuck cuck

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cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

>>5386304
No
A "wage cuck" is someone that settles for what they're making and never asking for a raise.
A "time cuck" would be someone that just decides to veg out and let time ravage them instead of staying active and healthy.
A "food cuck" settles for the slop they're given even though they have the tools to make something better for themselves.

>>5386337
I'm writing a TT fic about Jack cucking.

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>>5386343

>>5386293
>a person is damaged when they have children
G7 b7 m7

>>5386362
what's this "washing the dirt off" thing from?

>>5386373
hav u looked @ ur parnets??

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>>5386376
Oh sweet summer child...

>>5386380
×hi 5 4 teh burn*

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>>5386349

>>5386353
I thought wage cucks get cucked by NEETs because their work goes to tax dollars that goes to welfare, so somebody without a job still gets $35,000 a year without working at all?

>>5386353
The autismos on /r9k/ are very clear on the fact that wage cucks are everyone who isn't a NEET.

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Have they ever said why they called her Judy?

>>5386416
"Cucky" didn't roll off the tongue.

>>5386426
She rolled on her back for Jack though

Working on a weavalope x bogo image.

>>5386416
ño

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Ok, now that we've vented our cuck, I want to ask something. What is your idea for this TT? Do you already know what're going to do?

I personally will try to draw some cute couples (no cucking) plus a bonus panel if I have the time. Your ideas?
>inb4 cuck

>>5386416
Not that I know of, but Byron confirmed that it is not from Judy Hoffs from 21 Jump Street

>>5386416
She was the 10th of her litter.

>>5385751
A male snow panther in stripper clothing

>>5385819
My father helped raise my mother's other two boys when their deadbeat drunk "father" skipped out on them. He never formally adopted them, but they recognize him as their father, and they're both better off for it.

It isn't always as simple as some pathetic fool paying for another man's kids because he wants some pussy.

>>5386474
I kind of want to do a thing with Mr. and Mrs. Otterton, another where Mr. Big has people spying on his daughter dating, and something with Fem!Jack.

Oh, and something based/like this fic because fuck if I didn't love this one-shot.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11969244/1/Serendipity

>>5386529
Did he want pussy and pay for another man's kids?

>>5386558
Genuine Human Earjob

>>5386558
Unlikely. They had split up before I was born. Plus my dad was in his mid-sixties by the time my brothers were born. Long story. Point is, he knew they needed a father, so he stepped up. It's not like he completely took over parenting from my mother. We lived with her full time growing up and went with my father on weekends.

>>5385702
>big tits
>tiny ass
I'm sorry, what is this bullshit?

>>5386384
Thinking, of a greentext to type up
Open up the quick reply box
Let the words describe the feeling in your heart now
Searching, for an image to add to it
Fuck it, I'm just gonna post it
Release your inner writefag..

Wash the dirt off your skin
No one else can clean it for you, only you can fuck with Nick
No one else
No one else
Can make you feel like a dick

https://twitter.com/joabaldwin/status/779007666832060416

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I like how "What does the Fox Say?" starts off with Judy almost hesitant or shy about sex...

>>5386739
I still laugh too much at this damn meme.

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>>5386801
...to Judy jumping Nick every chance she gets. Nick is starting to feel the strain.

>>5386780
>nick faceplants a good few metres
rip

>>5386815
gonna need plastic surgery.

>>5386780
I cant believe Nick is fucking dead

>>5386801
>>5386811
HOLY SHIT ITS OUT??

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>>5384962
Go by what Hollywood taught you.

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>>5386380

I have a confession to make as well, guys.
I just read "Open Relationship" for the first time and I thought it was pretty damn good for a greentext.

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>>5386904
t. soap

>>5386877
>>5386801
>>5386811
>its out full on e621

AAAAAAA SO HAPPY I'M HITTING MY TOESAAAAAAAAASGH

>>5386908
t. some literally who writefag from another general, actually

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>>5386877
Yep. Here you go.

https://e621.net/pool/show/9209

The wait was worth it.

>>5386904
Oh for a greentext it is good, nice ending and everything. Just it is also easy to make fun of. It is a meme at this point on the threads. It also inspiried other greentexts that were...interesting. Like such.

>>5386919
>>5386940
Translation when?

>>5386811
GOOD GODDAMN
I loved the four page teaser that went out so long ago. And since it went on sale at the end of last month I have been dying for it to make it to trash. Transanon! I summon thee! (and I also summon the rest of the pages?)

>>5386908
That's another dude

>>5386733
Maybe it's proto-Gazelle.

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>>5386994
>Judy crying and looking uncomfortable half the times they have sex

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>>5386801
That's a really lovingly rendered dox fick.

>>5386748
>foxes have bear claws

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>>5386343
cuck cuck cuck

>>5385717
just realized in the fourth panel he's looking at her nose
he wants to finish on her twitching bunny nose

>>5387083
That artist draw all paws the same.

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>>5387090
cuck cuck cucky cuck

>>5386940
>Chujoto (herbal formula for menstrual problems)

Oh hey, it even has some "keikakku means plan" touches.

>>5386811
Lets say you wanted to purchase something akin to those straps Judy wears.
Where would you get them?
Asking for a friend.

>>5386940
Every time I see that cover I think Judy's claws are on her knuckles.

>>5386940
Eh, I have whined in the past about how most creators depict Nick as dominant and forward, which I think is really at odds with the canon, and it looks like this follows that path. Incredible art tho. Reminds me a bit of the better Italian Disney comics.

>>5387137
Think she can glide, too?

https://twitter.com/wwChar33/status/778851607974809601

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>>5387112
KUUUUCK

>>5387130
Adult/ Sex shop, Alec
Though I only see that in Jav so you probably will have to import.

>>5387191
a melee hell original

>>5387293
TOHRYA!

>>5387130
Adult/Sex Shop, Alec.

>>5387225
>>5387306
>Alec
Is this a joke, or does he actually have recommendations?

>>5387331
I was implying you were Alec.

I accidentally posted twice because I thought it didn't go the first time.

>>5386639
It's a sad state of affairs when we have such a staunch vocal minority attempting to convince people that there's nothing wrong with being a cuck.

What are the chances that it's a bunch of niggers and sjws?

>>5387356
Wow way to not clear the message field, me.

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>>5385584

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I want /pol/ to fuck off and die.

>cuck jew cuck sjw cuck

Just die.

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>>5387378

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>>5387391
>inb4 we are everywhere
kek watches all

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>>5386206
http://sexilydrawn.tumblr.com/

>>5387356
>>5387391
It is kinda spammy at this point

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>>5387395
Got the colored version of this?

>>5387400
Sounds like kek needs sacrifices.

Specifically, you. Why don't you go please your god and offer yourself up as an offering?

>>5387391
I like it half because rabbits should only love other rabbits like god intended, but also because it triggers muh wildehopps fans

>>5387391
>"cuck" is the new "beta"
>also new "autist"
>also new "cheating"
>and "jerk"
>and about 10 of other words

I wonder how long will it take to us to reduce our vocabulary to 50-60 words.

>>5386940
Here's hoping someone translates it soon.

I can't readh runes of any kind, but I can tell near the end Nick is getting far more than he can handle.

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>>5387415

>>5387405
thank you

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>>5385562
Enjoyed it thoroughly, bun

The edits really payed off and improved the story

Waiting patiently for a sequel

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>>5387418
>implying kek requires sacrifices
kek requires no sacrife,moloch does
kek only requires epic gets
now check em

>>5387463
Hillary win confirmed!

>>5386940
>13th panel has cum inflation

vomits internally

>>5387448
Did you draw this?

>>5387471
not that one
i meant check my first get

>>5386892
HAHAHA what the fuck
(this looks like a Hollywood date alright)

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>>5387463
Yeah, don't care.

Go RP your pagan cult somewhere else. People who drag politics into literally fucking everything are the biggest faggots of all.

>>5387486
haha, yeah, I was in the mood for hilariously bad draws the other day

>>5387448
Judy is Rin

>>5387498
>pegan cult
>RP
sais the guy who wants to fuck a fox,has a knot fetish and likes to imagine sleeping with an anthro bunny
nuff said

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>>5387510
You're in here with me, bud.

>>5387520
one of your brought up /pol/ in the first place,all i did was defend my brethren

>>5387171
I think Nick is fine as dominant if it is superficial and goes away in private/stress. I will admit I can't see Nick as forward in any case, even when he is playing his part as the con-fox he always takes the path of least resistance. The art itself is probably some of the best I have seen.

>>5387480
I couldn't help but laugh at it, especially since it was such a small scene, not as disgusting as other inflations I have seen, and kind of makes sense considering their size difference...

If were allowed to talk politics, can we talk all other topics?
I'm tired of discussing Zootopia.

>>5387537
>someone mentioned /pol/ here
>that means they're attacking us

>>5384600
>Jojo memes
high caliber autism

>>5387556
>>>/out/

>>5387562
Fuck off, degenerate.

>>5387562
>someone insults /pol/
>not a viollation of the NAP

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>>5387438
Thanks

>>5387569
>/pol/ac
>not a degenerate
you can only have one m8

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>>5387569
Sorry, pal, but this thread was made for freaks like us.
Why don't you go back to your own containment board?

>>5387607
what if the rabbit was still alive when you tried this

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>being a stepfather is cucking now

What, is everything but fucking a virgin cuckoldry or someshit?

>>5387617
we are merely prophets of kek
spreading the word of our god and his prophet trump
kek is a god of peace

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>>5387607
>power leveling sexual deviations

>>5387628
>loveless virgins attempting to explain cucking
And that's all it is. Dont worry, their opinions are irrelevant anyways.

>>5387622
it would be extremly painful

>>5387628
Basically as >>5386307 said, because you know if I meet a woman who got a divorce years ago and has children, me falling in love with her and liking her kids is totally being a cuck. You can only be in one relationship in your life.

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>>5387628
virgins are also cucks because they got cucked out of sex.


in reality though this world in its meme form has no meaning so can be used as a substitute for anything.


it's hard to imagine a word can be completely devoid of meaning and used as a cuck to replace other cuck, but as more cucks cuck it, increasingly cucks cuck cuck out of any semblance of cuck cuck cuck, which is why cuck cucks cuck cuck. Cuck cuck cucks cuck cuck.
cuck.

>>5387112
You know your past relationships were fucked when your first thought is "I guess they can never drink coffee together."

>>5387637
not biting

>>5387693
worth a try

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Your daily quota is two new offsite pieces of fanart.
Before noon. Pictures without source don't count.

https://twitter.com/do291010na/status/778858636076396544

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>>5387708
https://twitter.com/noko_ume_/status/777886317615034368

>>5387628
They're idiots
There's a fine line between actually being in a loving relationship and being a fucking doormat for your significant other to use as she walks from her household life to do what she enjoys and steps on you on the way back to her household life
Cuck as a literal term is a man that gets off to his girl being fucked by other men
It's been melded with beta male now to describe men that exist in a relationship to simply please the girl and let her do anything she fucking wants.

>>5387671
>woman

Well there's your problem.

The best thing about being a fag is not having to deal with women and their bullshit.

>>5387732
found the MGTOW

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>>5387682
Hotglue is best in life

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>>5387751
There's never enough size difference porn. Tiny rodents are the best.

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>Pedo Judy confirmed.
>She loves the fox kit D.
>AU where Judy is 24 years old and Nick is 9.

Do what you will with this. I have Date Night plans for this.

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>>5387765

>>5387765
>tiny rodents are the best
You my nigga.

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>>5387768
>praising intensifies

>>5387779
So close

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Remember when 4chan used "faggot" instead of "cuck"?

I miss those days...

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>>5387788
>le ebin shock image maymay

That's not how baggy pants work, anon.

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>>5387765
Yeh, mane

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>>5387784
It's a shame it's so rare in comparison to all the other inferior fetishes.

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>>5387804
I wish I had a tiny husbando.

>>5387735
>all fags are mgtow and all mgtow are fags

Butthurt sjw cuck detected.
You're part of the reason mgtow exists and why it's gaining momentum.

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Take your female OC or favorite female OC
Draw Weaver (who I am not) fucking your OC

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>>5387807
>implying inflation isn't objectively the best fetish

>>5387824
I would be too worried about accidentally hurting him

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>>5387765

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>>5387830
incorrect

>>5387828
what If I draw her pegging weav?

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>>5387839

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>>5387828
Not my favorite OC! What a dastardly evil doer this not weaver is!

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new (?) BTS footage. Nick sliding looks hilarious https://youtu.be/ZHURiOqMVTI

>>5387768
But IT'S NOT FULLY TRANSLATED, ANON ;_;

>>5387824
I wish I had a huge waifu/bf <3

It's funny, weaver used to draw two rapists that weren't self inserts and now his self insert is a rapist.

Really makes you wonder.

>>5387873
How to rap?

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>>5387708
>Nick with glasses

>>5387873
But anon, it's ironic.

That means it's totally okay.

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>>5387708
Oh, we still have that?

>>5387827
>what is misogyny

>>5387888
>I only raped the 12 year old ironically!

It's kinda not okay still.

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>>5387858
I know it isn't, but just look at how Judy is staring at kid Nick. Look at those hazy eyes and the way she pins him down...
Now I have an idea of a college student Judy babysitting nine-year old Nick and doing things...

>>5387895
My immediate thought was "Is that Skye or is that Mrs. Wilde and that is why Jack is sweating and smoking?"

>>5387931
Good question, can you please define it?

>>5387931
I was a fag long before I knew anything about how shitty women are through watching all the shit straight men put up with just because they want to fuck them.

>>5387857
> what could´ve been

I guess it´s practically a confirmation, that they have Zistopia laying in their archives.

>>5387939
But it's WEAVER doing it.
That automatically means noone is allowed to question it in any way.

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>>5387828

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>>5387886

>>5387975
Fuck off, hateanon.

>>5387931
What is misandry?

See:modern day feminists*

*The ones that fight for female superiority instead of equality. If they don't give a shit about the skyrocketing male suicide rate and the deluth model, that isn't equality.

>>5387956
Preaching to the choir, man
Can't wait for the full translation

...Also I can't stress enough how little a 2D-cuck like Savage deserves the raw untapped and pure character potential that is Sky(e).
I prefer Gay Jack, to be honest.

>>5387708
This image is pretty comfy

>>5387873
Does the weavelope rape or just shear nonconsensually