final night
>>5359709
the winner!
>>5359709
>>5359736
BY THE GODS!
>>5359666
>>5359710
WAIT....DID YOU SAY....
DEEEEEEEEEMMOOOOOOOONN??
>>5359736
>Hisses and crawls up the vents
>reposting
Dubs or a "1" chooses our guberment.
Suggest something and I'll see what the closest thing they have is
>>5359736
Thank you very much.
>>5359675
>Please be Kazuma instead, oh god please, it's time we have a hazama that isn't a cunt.
"So what? You're going to start stealing souls from other worlds? That and more of your experiments."
>>5359759
Military Dictatorship
>>5359734
>Because maids are my weakness, you devil.
I know, Okabe told me long ago about his circle of friends and that particular "girl" in charge of a shrine. Eh, I'll manage somehow, if I survived the end of the world twice I can pull through living alone.
>>5359569
*she raises her hand to her head*
This is too soon. We will try this again.
>>5359604
Grrr indeed.
*she grabs onto the pot once more, spinning it a few times*
Let's try again.
>>5359736
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>5359736
>Xeno Scum win
Thanks for hosting
>>5359759
>>5359786
MILITARY-BASED POLITICS > ANY OTHER KIND
>>5359759
anarchism
>>5359736
*and the thing nobody cares
>>5359675 (Dad of the Year)
Fufufu...you'd be surprised just how much a person can suppress with the proper training, blondie.
>>5359729 (Reimu)
Oh, don't be stupid, I had to set up something here, clearly, Mima's place isn't an option any more.
And it'd be the other way around, genius. Do you really think we'd get along that poorly?
>>5359694
>>5359759
>Principality.
>Maybe I'll give it a shot again at some point.
>>5359736
Bah. Congrats. And thanks for the show.
>>5359736
Congratulations Xeno!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>5359836
>pounces on
>>5359797
...
>The wolf flicks her tailbrush
>The pot suddenly becomes filled with water
>The wolf slips out with the added water, and shakes her nose off of water
>>5359836
>dad of the year not being Doomdad
>>5359755
Calm down dood! Please!
>>5359788
(Oh i see!)
O-Okabe-san is here too? But i'll make sure if i should have some time for it.
>>5359857
>TERRIFIED SCREAMING
>>5359865
>It's a Blazblue in-joke.
>>5359724
Is not lie. Sorry
>>5359808
How could we have violent uprisings otherwise?
>>5359836
>>5359778
>He sighs.
I see you've been suppressing your ability to sound like a complete dolt. Go ahead and prove me wrong, woman. We're waiting.
>Ignis appears, floating silently.
>>5359777
>I'll try and dig up a picture of it. Give me a second.
Experimentation is without question. Perhaps one of these alternate realities also has a cauldron?
*if you need a host just ask
>>5359862
*she flies back from hard how she was pulling*
*barely getting her balance back to stat floating again*
Huh? This water. You are not a normal dog. What are you?
>>5359884
>HEY KIDDO
>HAVE A FUN DAY AT SCHOOL TODAY?
>KILL ANY DEMONS?
>>5359898
THIS LADY GETS IT
>>5359870
SMALL DEMON PENGUIN. HOW ARE YOU A DEMON, EXACTLY? YOU HAVE NO HORNS. NONE OF YOUR ORIFICES ARE LEAKING BLOOD. WHAT ARE YOU?
>>5359884
>heavy breathing
Which nation in fire emblem is the best?
>>5359836
That's why I say that If I were interested enough... Probably when she decides to live with you, it will happen when the Hakurei Barrier will break apart.
>>5359961
I've got something for you.
>>5359950
>Jugdral
>>5359950
>Marth.
>>5359950
The Jews.
>>5359967
>Oh Damn, That's a good one.
>>5359970
SERBIA OR RUSSIA
>>5359950
My nation!
Ulisses or whatever its called
>>5359928
I was a thief in life, so when I died I became a prinny, dood
>>5359907
>She folds her arms, and floats back a few feet
By what, blasting your little 'doll'?
>>5359937
>Terrified kicking and screaming
>>5359961
You don't know anything! We were like family, dammit! You're PUSHING YOUR LUCK, shrine maiden!
>>5359928
>"Hey, son, how was your day? Mine was wonderful, I turned your mother and sister in to mostly-mindless killbots."
>>5359950
>There's only an absolute fuckload of them
>>5359970
>I only ever responded to the 'issues', really.
>>5359927
>She shakes her head no, scratching her nose with her paw
>>5359907
>Thank you!
"Maybe even a different kind of Azure? I have to say that is interesting, but shouldn't we take care of shit in our own world first?"
>>5359970
Here's the flag.
No Ningens allowed.
>>5359928
He's like barely even one. He's just a human whose soul got forced into that penguin so he can do work in purgatory until he reaches heaven. He's the cutest little thing.
>>5359970
>>5359928
>High fives
>>5359927
>Hisses and crawls up the vent
>>5359950
Altea.
>>5359950
You would be hard pressed to find a more beautiful location than the endless fields of green called Sacae. There is no place I would rather call my home.
>>5360024
Dictatorship of the Proletariat is bes Dictatorship
>>5359989
You're welcome.
Well now, dubs decide if i host number two now or wait till i've got some sleep.
>>5360003
>playfully pets
>>5360048
>>5359970
>Whoops.
>>5359970
Bhutan has a bitchin flag.
>>5359998
>>5360015
...OH. YOU APPEAR TO HAVE NO THREAT TO HUMANITY. I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE, PENGUIN DEMON.
>>5360003
>only the best parents can be found in this thread
>>5360024
YES! GUNS WIN AGAIN
>>5360048
Smelly dumb zeek scum
>>5360006
Whatever you are will not change my opinion of you. I hope you had enjoyed whatever that was.
>>5360026
*hisses right back at it*
>>5360059
>Continues screaming and trying to push off
>>5359970
>>5359994
>Doesn't know the name of her own nation
I demand a re-vote.
>>5360076
Happy you won because of your White Devil, Feddie?
>>5359970
I have the perfect one
>>5359973
>Nation
>Marth
>>5359950
My own lawful homeland of Valla.
>>5360003
Yes. That's precisely what I mean. Maybe you're more perceptive than I first thought.
>Ignis takes a defensive stance.
>>5360011
>Here it is. I'm a little miffed that we might get a third Terumi, but then again, we got 5 Sayas.
We should, we should. I simply thought you'd be interested in the matter.
>>5360003
If I really were to pushing my luck, Then I would have provoked you with something worse, Rika.
>Sorry, My internet is getting pretty shitty right now.
>>5360116
RUSSIAN OR SOVIET FLAG
>>5360116
Bhutan.
>>5360079
Awoo.
>She walks up to rammy and licks her hand
>She then starts to wander off somewhere, leaving
>>5360048
>>5360116
>Votes
>>5360116
The Weimar Republic flag.
>>5360087
>bites ears playfully
>someone is knocking at the door
>>5360104
You cant have a re-vote if there wasnt a vote to begin with
And I know the name, just not how to write it
I guess its gonna be bed then. I'll be back with some Cage Games tomorrow. Goodnight HG.
>>5360155
!
Last person to open that door that isnt me will be fired
>>5360155
>>5360155
>Opens the door.
>>5360070
Woo! I'm not going to get punted to death today!
>>5360116
EAST GERMANY
>>5360105
Yup. I guess it becomes hard to win when you can't resort to dropping colonys huh zeek?
>>5360156
Ppppppssssh
Y
L
I
S
S
E
>>5360131
>I-I misread between nation and Leader.
>Somebody kill me.
>>5360116
Texas Flag
>>5360076
>Also who the hell is this.
>>5360116
>Yep, lotta repeats.
>Going for the Zeek flag.
>>5360134
Oh, please, engineers aren't dumb. You're gonna want to take a few dozen steps back.
>>5360139
You wanna know a little secret, Reimu? There's one thing I considered more important than my machines or my revenge, and it's family.
So, actually? You picked the 'best' one possible.
>Take all the time you need. Or just stop if you'd prefer.
>>5360154
>Starts weakly punching.
>>5360164
Later.
>>5360199
>Headbites
>>5360048
This
>>5360150
>kissu
>>5360204
Rolling for best state
>>5360204
Fuck Texass!
>>5360134
>It could be anything though, oh but there is an Xblaze character in there, her name is Es or something.
"You know me, I'd like to make sure our world has been completely plunged into chaos and despair before we do the same to another."
>>5360149
*stunned, she looks at her hand*
I think this is a good feeling. Farewell.
>>5360199
>Teleports you to Chapter 23 of the Conquest campaign
>You know what to do
>>5360183
You guys Socialists or Communists?
>>5360178
Hey, prinny~ want to find out what losing your soul's like?
>>5360195
Oh, I got like 80% right
More than enough to graduate
>>5360204
One more try
>>5360211
>rapes
>>5360116
Flag get
>>5360116
HELL YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5360168
>>5360173
>>5360174
it's me...
>>5360233
What do you mean by that, dood?
>>5360183
The war would've been over in an instant, but you were the ones who decided to decided to redirect it to a civilian location! We're not the only ones with blood on our hands!
...And it doesn't even matter any longer, does it?
>>5360264
.....goku
>>5360264
G-Goku?
>>5360264
>>5360279
Okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSoRbNs9bDk&t=05m30s
This fucking game I swear
>>5360211
I'll be fine, thank you. Ignis!
>The robot shifts to directly in front of Relius.
Whenever you are ready to begin the test.
>>5360225
>Mori is really coming down with the literally who side story protags. Naoto, then Es, now Mai.
At least let me conduct my tests before you ruin all of the equipment. You really are not any different than an animal.
>>5360229
>Mindbreaks and gives a brief Monologue, becomes Edgy and Dies by falling.
>I don't like this
>>5360264
>>5360279
.....I'll just go back to my lonesome.
>>5360266
Want to get laid "dood"?
>>5360301
>Those sound effects
Nice, is this worth buying?
>>5360211
>I'll talk to you later when it becomes more stable, Sorry.
>>5360116
Flag of Florida
>>5360301
Spooky
>>5360305
>Kazuma is borderline literally who right? M-maybe he's next..?
"You know you could just pick out the ones you want to study while I slaughter and instill fear into the rest right?"
>>5360357
No touching comrade penguin
>fires LMG at you
そめおね
ふきんぎ
ほそと
>>5360357
...I have the anatomy of a plushie stuffed with explosives, dood, are you sure that's a good idea?
>>5360270
You zeeks will never stop being sore losers. I can't believe you let a mad man like Gihren be in charge.
>>5360396
someone fucking host?
You know what I like? Pancakes.
>>5360421
ごおどじょぶ
>>5360426
Goro please
>>5360211
Zeek flag?
>>5360389
>She flies, dodging the fire for now
Back off, if anything hes MY "comrade" penguin not yours! Get your own!
>>5360408
That just makes the experience even hotter~
>>5360358
It's $1 on humble bundle, you'll get it on steam, along with Rollercoaster tycoon 2 and some other game
For $1 it's totally worth it, addicting as fuck and awesome sound and graphics https://www.humblebundle.com/jumbo-bundle-7
>>5360426
Блни is good food especially if done wel.
>>5360426
Good Grief, Anon!
I came just in time, I had something for you!
>>5360426
I was always more of a waffle person, y'know?
I love how the syurp fills up the little holes, that shit is greato.
>>5360436
Has been he been here at all?
>>5360435
thx
>>5360466
Oh there you are, thought you'd like to have this.
>>5360388
>We can hope. Also, Mai has no command normals and all her special/super inputs are either 236 or 214 if I remember right.
And just assume you won't break in and ruin them anyways? Don't take me for an idiot.
>>5360426
>Pancakes are the shit.
>>5360470
Nah. I just assume that everytime an anon mention pancakes, it's Goro
dubs and you decide what pokemon im going to transform
>long time i dont do this
>>5360450
You can't just fuck something. That's not right
>>5360487
Ninetales
>>5360305
...Hm.
>She holds her hands out in front of her, and a thin indicating light appears, aimed straight for Ignis
Last change!
>>5360364
>Don't worry about it, I'll still be here, too.
>>5360242
>LASERS VIOLENTLY.
>>5360449
>>5360048
>THat.
>>5360478
>tfw Goro is going to be a dick and reveal your identity to the world.
>>5360450
...Let me rephrase it dood. I have nothing down there. I'm like a Ken doll
>>5360450
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET IT ON WITH A STUFFED PENGUIN? I'M A REAL MAN, WHO'S THE MAN? I M T H E M A N
>>5360478
Simply Perfect, I deeply appreciate your image, it captures the face of a trustworthy Man.
>>5360514
>
>>5360514
>tfw /v/ spoils persona 5 for you
Why can't ATLUS into international release dates?
Congrats HG
We have a nation
Hey. What do we do around here when nobody's fighting?
>>5360479
>So she's going to be easy? I'm saying that as if I'm not already convinced that most of the new characters are easy as shit.
"Hahaha, Come on now, I'd like to run some tests on them as well, I wouldn't kill them.. Maybe just chop off a limb or two!"
>>5360409
I'll admit defeat, as long as I can still serve what I consider to still be Zeon. And it's not as if I had any choice in who was the best leader, either.
Like I said, it doesn't matter any more. We lost, you won, and I'm stuck here in this accursed gravity!
>>5360560
Whatever. But this place feels slow though
>>5360514
Well he made a better traitor than thief, that's for damn sure. What kind of motherfucker goes out in white for burglaries? And who uses a weapon pretty much made to draw attention to yourself.
>>5360529
Hmmm. I wonder if?
>she starts petting and cuddling him agressively
>>5360494
How did you think you were born genius?
>>5360546
>Potter-Kun trusted this man... disgusting.
>>5360553
>Because atlus is dumb when it comes to that. Also, fuck europe am I right?
>>5360499
>ditto used transform
>>5360585
Slow? What's that supposed to mean?
>>5360553
And LF and his gang will spoil all the DRV3 deaths and who is the mastermind to us
Truly suffering
>>5360456
Thank you, I'll check it out.
>>5360556
>55.7%
>>5360546
My sole interest is in uncovering the truth.
>>5360610
NOT FAST
>>5360556
>The Hunger Game Avatars's national animal is the Bolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests
>>5360615
I played it for 48 minutes and my record is a round of 75 seconds.
I think the average is about a minute so try beating that~
>>5360586
>Mfw I realized this at this very moment.
>HOLY FUCK!!
>>5360586
Foreshadowing anon, FOOOORESHADOWING AND SYMBOLISIIIIIIIM.
>>5360624
AH!
>>5360607
Good job ditto
>pets
>>5360587
Uh, dood, what are you doing?
>>5360587
There was reason for that. They did it for a good child
>>5360610
Place isn't very lively
>>5360607
Better then a Xenomorph
>>5360659
Run penguin. Before is too late
>>5360616
>>5360625
'Tis only the beginning. We have yet to reach our full potential
Dubs decides. Should Democracy be Compulsory?
>>5360560
Talk, mostly.
>>5360556
>SIEG.
>>5360662
Oooh. You should have just said so. I thought you were talking about time slowing down.
>>5360646
MY APOLOGIES IF I AM SPEAKING LOUDLY. EVEN WITH A HELMET ON, I'VE PRETTY MUCH GONE DEAF AFTER A DECADE OF FIRING HEAVY CALIBER WEAPONS NONSTOP
>>5360502
Detonator! Vol Tedo!
>Ignis summons a black and yellow orb, and smashes it into the laser. The two cancel each other.
Hehehe...how interesting.
>>5360562
>She does chain her normals weird. Say there's 5AAA and 5CCC. 5AAC will do the third C instead of the first. Besides that, Naoto seems to be kinda low tier. I'd suggest looking this up for yourself, I'm getting a lot of this from /blaz/ on /vg/.
I need my test subjects the retain all their limbs. I'll have you remove them if I need.
>>5360553
>I blame /pg/ and Goroposting, but at least the Soundtrack is good.
>>5360594
>I know...
>>5360586
>Also, this.
>White clothes and flashy weapons is pretty striking.
>>5360650
t-thanks anon-senpai
>>5360544
>>5360659
>she kisses him on the beak and the prinny starts to feel weak just being close to her
>>5360544
*lightbulb*
Sure!
>>5360674
1
>awa
>>5360674
No
>>5360687
Thought you knew.
>>5360691
I might have some stuff to help fix your hearing
>>5360680
HEIL
>>5360499
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fM42YTY62rA
>>5360674
Fuck Cooper Smith
2.
>>5360680
That's it?
>>5360691
Can you hear me? Do you need me to speak in sign-language?
>>5360716
I do now.
>>5360694
>She smirks
Who said that was anything other than the windup?
>>5360718
>HAIL ZEON.
>>5360699
>You know the game is good when that have a remix of an SMTIF battle theme. Also, I feel bad for spending money on Izanagi Picaro and Orpheus Picaro...
>>5360694
>I really hate her special ability though, she can taste emotions or something, but I'll have to lurk one of those threads then.
"Tch.. Fine, but you'd better hope I have enough people left over to sate me, or I could just start on another world without you."
>>5360733
That's not how you spell ''The White Race''.
>>5360716
THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE NICE, I THINK. DEMONS HAVE SNEAKED UP ON ME MULTIPLE TIMES, JUST BECAUSE I COULDN'T HEAR THEM.
THEY STILL DIED THOUGH.
>>5360705
...Y-YOU WHAT?
>>5360728
A KIND OFFER, BUT NO THANK YOU. I CAN HEAR YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
>>5360773
Oh! I guess you could always read my lips too!
>>5360722
Bam
Next issue is to the right. Dubs or "2" decides
>I'm not sure how many of these to do. I'm thinking two per evening
>>5360772
>SPACENOID MASTER RACE
>>5360705
... I feel weaker... how can I feel weaker, dood? I didn't think it was possible
>>5360792
This means war.
>>5360728
Good
>>5360773
>pushes 2 small health kits into each ear
That should help
>>5360802
Good luck
>>5360802
>>5360797
A succubus natural abilities, shouldn't be underestimated dear prinny.
>>5360733
Did you think that's what I meant? What a sad, strange little woman. Fire off again, if it helps you sleep at night.
>>5360758
>She's also the only one besides Hazama who enjoys Noel's cooking. On a side note, who do you main?
I may just stay here. Infinite possibility is a scientist's paradise.
>>5360817
Good? Really?
>>5360822
Checkmate, aliens.
>>5360753
>He spent money on DLC personas
why
>>5360832
>I thought that was obvious by now, Hazama of course.
"How exactly do I travel to other worlds? We're not all hyper geniuses like you."
>Terumi scoffs at the compliment he reluctantly gave.
>>5360860
>pets
>>5360728
Yep, pretty much.
>>5360832
I mean that if you find it interesting, you're awfully interested by literally nothing.
>The light was harmless, just an indicator. Out of thin air a massive beam sprouts from her hands, rapidly engulfing them, several times wider than Ignis in any direction.
>>5360879
>I don't know okay!! Besides, it was really cheap. Also, I spent money on the IF costumes... help me.
>>5360753
>Try to not feel bad, I can't wait to play that game.
>Atlus you madman, Acknowledging SMT If, and the older games who isn't P3 and P4
>>5360784
I SUPPOSE I COULD
>>5360817
I CAN HEAR EVEN LESS NOW. I'M NOT SURE THIS WILL WORK
>>5360890
BACK AWAY FROM THE INNOCENT CIVILIAN, SPIDER-DEMON!
Well the new Blair Witch movie was a dud. The best part was the black guy in the front row that would occasionally stand up, look towards my friends and I and scream "DID YOU SEE THAT SHEEEET?!"
I give it two wet kisses out of five.
>>5360924
>watching a shitty first person shaky cam jump scare movie
>
>>5360920
Why should I?
>>5360924
>>5360902
always wait for the rerelease, dude
>>5360874
>There's a goddamn colony on the moon already.
>>5360890
Huh!?
>Head falls off from petting.
Ah!
>>5360896
Doesn't that get boring?
>>5360920
Alright, let's try it!
>Mouths "Hello".
>>5360904
>It's really weird not to feel bad, when I have literally two of the exact persona on my list.
>But yeah, you'll love the hell out of P5.
>>5360902
I'll probably end up at least spending money on the costumes. And there's nothing I can do about your spending problem, senpai.
>>5360886
>Neat. I've been trying to not be ass with Relius, but usually I play Tsubaki anyways.
I suppose I'll act as a junction for you. Exactly how many of these favors have I given you now?
>>5360896
>Once the beam subsides, they're gone.
>Then Relius speaks, his voice coming from behind her with Ignis close by, admiring the scorch marks.
I suppose you've interested me further.
>>5360828
It's like I was a caterpillar before, and now I'm that caterpillar only starving, dood
>>5360935
>>5360860
Is least I can say. You want me to say something else?
>>5360920
That's odd.
>>5360924
Not scary. Had better scares in Metro 2033
>>5360950
I'VE WRANGLED WITH SPIDER DEMONS BEFORE, AND I'VE COME OUT ON TOP. YOU WILL BE NO DIFFERENT
>>5360874
>>5360958
THE UAC, WITH ALL THE SKETCHY MEANS FOR ENERGY RETRIEVAL, HAS BEEN ON MARS FOR YEARS. DOUBLE CHECKMATE
>>5360959
YOU MOUTHED "HELLO". BUT I DO NOT WISH TO PLAY THESE STUPID GAMES. THE THOUGHT IS KIND, HOWEVER
>>5360924
How does the witch look?
>>5360955
>Noted.
>>5360963
>But Izanagi and Orpheus Picaros, are like really good. And another thing, it was a two for one deal since you got them and the original Izanagi and Orpheus.
>>5360992
Being called good is fine.
>>5360997
Oh. Sorry.
>>5360950
It didn't have the first two, but they did have a lot of jump scares. One admittedly almost made me shit my pants, but it got old real quick, especially since they had like three in the span of five minutes.
>>5360954
I'm looking at you Arther.
>>5360992
I can't even remember the last horror movie I saw that had good scares in it. Don't Breathe was good but I wouldn't say it had good scares.
>>5361005
Honestly it looks like some shitty image you'd find on /x/. Gross brown-ish skin, long arms, and long black hair. That's all I could make of it because of how fast the camera was moving.
>>5360982
Yeesh, sounds rough. But you know, have you ever thought about becoming a prinny god?
>>5360997
>come on top
You look more like a bottom to me
>>5360959
To some people? Sure. But you find ways to entertain yourself. I like to annoy people.
>>5360980
I had a feeling you'd moved, what a shame.
>She twists around, dusting her hands off
Eh, that was a pretty low-powered one, too, I do believe.
Am I in the right place?
>>5360980
>I haven't really tried picking up cp Relius because they changed up the bread and butter I used with him, but still not many Tsubaki players around.
>Oh yeah, they built a round one over by me and it has four BBCF machines, I'm overjoyed, going to go there tomorrow maybe.
"Don't act like I never do anything for you, remember that time I kicked your son into that monolith and killed him? Good times."
>>5361031
>You look more like a bottom to me
>it's The Doom Marine
>a bottom
No. Not in any universe. No.
>>5360997
>Mars Zeon is a thing.
>Not to mention the colonies in orbit around Jupiter.
have to do something
bye for now
>>5361031
>Slaps the spooder
You are putting me out of business with your innuendo's
>>5361030
I think those terms are contradictory, dood
>I'm running out of images quick
>>5361057
That depends, do you want to fight for your life everyday?
>>5361057
Depends. Place for what?
>>5361031
WHY MUST ALL THESE DEMONS FLIRT WITH CERTAIN DEATH
>>5361017
DO NOT APOLOGIZE, THERE IS NO NEED TO. I JUST HAVE MORE PRESSING THINGS TO ATTEND TO, SUCH AS KILLING THE SPIDER DEMON
>>5361063
WELL....HAS ZEON REFINED HELL ENERGY INTO USABLE ENERGY? NO?
GOOD. NASTY STUFF. DON'T TOUCH IT.
Pizza delivery.
>>5361044
Don't give yourself too much credit. No matter how strong it is, I'll be able to avoid it unless it fires faster.
>>5361059
>You're shitting me. Where do you live?
I could've done that myself. That was simply you satisfying your own destructive whims.
>>5361044
That's not good!
>>5361095
Spider demon!? Where!?
>>5361096
Pizza!!
>>5361096
Did you bring me my cinnisticks?
>>5361080
>Have you tried looking into Pixiv?
It's not contradictory in the slightest. You just need to but in the effort to achieve that goal. And once you do, you'll be a badass Prinny
>>5361096
You're late. I'm not paying.
>>5361096
>gives the man 20 dollars
>without tipping
See you next Wednesday!
>>5361096
Yo, give me a slice!
Guess who's back?
>>5361097
>North cal, there's a round one in south cal with six CF machines, there pretty much the only machines in the states, or so I've heard.
"Are you going to say I've never been useful? If that's so why keep me around?"
>>5361104
And? You pick up some bad habits when you get raised by an evil spirit.
>>5361096
For who?
>>5361097
What, never heard of pausing for dramatic effect? I figured if you wanted a decent chance of survival I'd have to give SOME time for preparation.
>>5361142
Lemme guess, you?
>>5361142
(You)?
>>5361116
Those words seems contradictory as well, dood. Besides, I just want to get enough dosh to reincarnate
>>5361142
Who is it?! Don't keep me in suspense!
>>5361153
Don't make excuses!
>>5361096
I swear to god if one of you ordered a pizza with pineapples...
>>5361142
a Saber?
>>5361096
I BELIEVE I ORDERED THE "MEAT LOVER'S" PIZZA, WITH *EXTRA* MEAT
A REAL MAN SUCH AS MYSELF NEEDS HIS PROTEIN
>>5361104
DO NOT FRET, CITIZEN. I WILL KEEP YOU SAFE
>>5361175
NO! Don't reincarnated! I believe that you can become a Prinny God! Just head to the Carnage Dimension, and fight a shit ton of doods that are stronger than you.
>>5361104
No, some blonde girl named Alice ordered this.
>>5361114
You must have the wrong pizza place, we don't sell cinnisticks.
>>5361122
False.
You ordered 23 minutes ago and our policy is 30 minutes or less, now pay up.
>>5361127
>Doesn't take the money and gives him an empty box
>>5361131
No, this pizza is for the blonde.
>>5361153
Not you.
>>5361185
I don't think King Knight is around.
>>5361197
You didn't order anything, stop trying to get free pizza.
>>5361197
Show me where it is so I can protect you! I'm a cop!
>>5361153
Perhaps the data is flawed.
>Ignis vanishes with a snap.
Would you mind firing again?
>>5361150
You know exactly why. You simply tend to be more erratic and violent than I'd like. It throws off my careful planning.
>>5361212
Oh. Well, good thing for the blonde.
Haven't been here in a while. What's everybody been up to?
Man, I never realized how fucking boring this shit is.
Later, dickheads.
>>5361212
No pizza!?
>>5361062
He just wants to rip and tear a new hole in me is all. Personally I'd love to see that happen to Izaya.
>>5361076
You have to beat me to it
>>5361095
I flirt with anything really...or better yet torture and tease.
>>5361207
I explode after getting hit three times, dood. Kind of silly to think I'd even stand a chance
>>5361153
I hate this character with a burning passion.
Odds watch a movie
Evens finish that paper
Dubs host
>>5361229
Oh you're just the cutest little thing~ I could gobble you right up.
>>5361212
YOU'RE GONNA GET A BUCKSHOT DELIVERY IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME SOME PIE.
>>5361214
SHE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, PROWLING....LURKING...SCHEMING...
>>5361243
STAY BACK
>>5361250
Assist
Give me a code, i'm going in
>>5361096
I spefically told that idiot on the phone that I wanted a salad! Get that greasy mess away from me! I'm not paying!!
>>5361250
Dubs assist
>>5361179
Who said I was? I don't feel regretful about my life, and they were a good person.
>>5361212
'Kay.
>>5361224
I'm not blasting a human that isn't intending to fight back or defend themselves.
>>5361229
Bickering with dullahans.
>>5361247
>Because she's such a brat?
>>5361212
I'm not paying for this then
>Takes pizza
Time for mw to slumber. Good night everyone
>>5361255
Get behind me, I'll keep you safe!
>>5361268
How can something evil be good? Are you a criminal!?
>>5361245
>Shows a picture of a prinny god.
This right here is a prinny god. Pretty impressive right?
>>5361224
"Haha, so what? You're saying I'm just a toned down version of that mad dog or something? Speaking of him, I don't understand why we don't use him, if the idiots over at sector seven can control him just think about what you could do with him!"
>>5361258
Dry?
>>5361255
Rip. And. Tear.
>>5361293
Later.
>>5361295
Depends on the definition of "criminal". You know, the laws of the land and whatnot?
>>5361258
UEmMu8I8
>>5361299
That looks like a Prinny that got painted green, dood, not gonna lie
>>5361319
Yes
>>5361031
pls erp with me
>>5361227
Maybe she'll be nice and give you a slice if you ask for it.
>>5361235
Ask Alice to share or place an order right here.
>>5361255
I've been threatened numerous times with something like that, it doesn't faze me anymore.
If you want a pizza, place an order.
>>5361259
You're in luck, I happen to have a side salad because of a previous order somebody messed up.
$3 and it's yours.
>>5361268
Okay.
>>5361287
>Another empty box was taken
I'm going to run out of boxes at this rate.
>>5361212
No, I ordered it an hour and 23 minutes ago. There's a very large difference of time there. I'm not paying for this. Please tell your manager to work on delivery times and I might consider ordering again some other time.
>>5361321
...Is that a yes or a no?
>>5361335
I don't know who that is! Can I buy a pizza?
>>5361295
I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DEFENDING MYSELF FROM HELL'S ARMIES, BUT THANK YOU ANYWAYS
>>5361319
I'M GONNA RIP AND FUCKING TEAR YOU A NEW ONE, ALRIGHT
>>5361335
YOU LEAD A STRANGE LIFE, PIZZA MAN
>>5361333
>trips confirm
>>5361334
My counterpart would happily oblige
>>5361335
Could I get a meat lovers with extra meat?
>>5361373
It's a "maybe". I'm a heretic, at least, back home.
>>5361336
I time every order from start to finish and my stopwatch reads 23 minutes. If you'd like to file a complaint, you can call the manager yourself and deal with it there.
>>5361369
>>5361373
>>5361381
At this rate, I'm going to give you guys the pizza if this blonde doesn't stop messing with me and pay for it.
>>5361391
Yeah sure, any other special ingredients? We don't do lewd toppings, so please don't ask.
>>5361369
I don't have any pizza because the delivery boy is slow as molasses. Sorry Anonymous.
>>5361391
Your counterpart isn't you, baka.
>>5361381
It's my job as an officer!
>>5361408
Maybe? What?
>>5361409
>Pulls gems out of her pocket.
I'll pay you now!
>>5361391
>>5361409
WHAT?! THAT'S *MY* ORDER! GIVE IT HERE, SPIDER WENCH!
>>5361409
Extra sausage
>>5361335
>She deflates the moment she notices the lack of weight and delicious aromas as she opens the box to confirm her disappointment
You sir mister pizza box delivery man lead a life of lies and disappointment.
Imma make an entry thread after this one dies
Warning: Slow host
>>5361409
Your stopwatch didn't account the timezone change.
>>5361437
How about we share?
>>5361429
She has the same body and in my opinion is more entertaining than I am
>>5361459
That is correct. I am just a boring pile of trash after all.
I'm just going to take the pizza and leave.
>Drives away
>>5361334
>>5361120
I'm sure Panty is spreading her disgusting cunt for all to use~
>Scanty mocks you to her sister kneesocks.
I wonder if he knows just how filthy that "Angel" really is. I almost want to see his expression as his dick turns black and falls off.
>>5361335
You mess up my order then expect me to pay for someone elses order?
>The frustrated demon snatches the salad after her stomach growls. She tosses a five at the delivery guy then slams the door shut behind her. The sound of her grumbling angrily can be heard from the door.
>>5361483
NO!
>>5361436
I personally prefer the term "Revolutionary". All I do is try to beat a single person with a tank and level her shrine now and then or flood it with ghosts while she's gone.
>>5361481
>>5361483
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOUR DISGUSTING HELLISH LOOKS HAVE DRIVEN THE PIZZA MAN AWAY!
I'M GOING TO KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR KIND.
>>5361492
GOOD BANTER, BUT I'M STILL GONNA KILL YOU FOR BEING A DEMON
>>5361503
You can't just do that to someone's property!
>>5361268
What a fool you are. Conduct the experiment.
>He outstretches his arms.
>>5361304
I have not seen him, and I'd rather not take that risk until I am fully prepared.
Lemme hear, what is this rumor. Who killed himself again.
>>5361508
Yes is me
>>5361517
Your point being? It's nothing more than a minor inconvenience to them.
>>5361526
I'm not compromising what morals I have for some masochistic nutjob.
>>5361483
>calls the fucking manager
>mfw I used the "dom in doom" joke in an ERP thread and people are taking it seriously and actually wanna fuck doomguy
>>5361526
"Oh? Did I hear that right? Even Relius is scared of a rabid dog? I would have thought you'd have a plan ready for him."
I love Final Fantasy VIII.
>>5361589
You could get probation for that you know.
>>5361609
Well, I gotta see this.
>>5361609
Get back there and let us fuck you! On the double, soldier!
When
>>5361626
Not in Gensokyo. Back home, all I'd get is a firm thrashing. And why do you care?
>>5361589
Fine then. I will change the experiment.
>Blue, puppet like arms erupt from the ground, grabbing for her limbs.
>Ignis promptly returns, preparing to strike.
This is now a durability test. How long can your body hold out under previously unknown conditions?
>>5361611
Not quite yet. I'll let him rampage until I need to pull on his leash. All he truly wants is a satisfying fight regardless.
>>5361681
I'm a cop! It's my job!
-Bernadette Dullahan
>>5361511
>Scanty tosses up a vial of ghost soup then shoots it down causing all the animals it touches to turn into ghosts who surround the would be attacker as Scanty makes a break for her limo.
Toodle-oo~