>>5352249
...?
>>5352249
Haruka needs to calm down.
>>5352237
You can have this thing right here.
>gives the bowlcut man a blonde loli
>>5352246
Exactly. What is there to it then that? Get a good start to the day, then take a quick nap around lunchtime. That's what it's like to live the dream!
I wanna die
>>5352263
What if you like being up all the time?
First 24
>>5352265
Don't worry, Australians have a life expectancy of like 35 or so. Something will get you soon.
>>5352275
Rika
>>5352275
Maria and Harusame
>>5352275
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5352271
Then I guess you'd be keen on not dying. I always imagined people who sleep a lot really want to die, because being dead is like sleeping. That's why I always try to get 4-5 hours of sleep a night. I can sleep as long as I want when I die.
>>5352275
Natsuki Subaru
>>5352275
Wander
>>5352275
Junpei Iori
>>5352275
Darius Ainsworth
>>5352275
Shinobu
>>5352275
Ikkun
>>5352275
Police-kun
>>5352275
Chinatsu Kuramoto
>>5352275
Izaya Orihara
>>5352279
That still leaves like 16 years of life in me though, I can't be bothered living another sixteen years.
>>5352275
Baki Hanma
>>5352275
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5352275
Midget
>>5352298
Of course I'm not, even if I'd like being nocturnal more. So why the hell're you trying to sleep in the middle of the day, then?
>>5352311
>>5352313
Go on walkabout then. The abos will eat you sooner or later. +10 poison resistance is useless against humanoids.
>>5352263
...what am I supposed to do with this?
>>5352275
Eggman-kun
>>5352180
Ah!
Okay then...
>moves up
>>5352243
I will just write my name on the box!
>>5352275
Soon
>>5352317
Owe you this
Why are you here?
>>5352275
A Human
>>5352275
Kenji Ogami
>>5352325
Because I'm tired? C'mon Rika-tan, you're smart enough to understand this!
>>5352334
Well, you could do numerous things.
What's something you really, really want to do, but couldn't?
>>5352337
...What're you trying to do here?
>>5352275
Blondie
>>5352361
After doing nothing but playing a video game. Seriously?
>>5352345
not him but that's rad as fuck
>>5352333
But my family has been in the Klu Klux Klan for generations.
I got black resistance +10 though my heritage.
>>5352361
Get muscles.
>>5352345
Holy shit, thanks.
>>5352369
Yep! It's hard work, but someone's gotta do it. You can thank me later on.
>>5352378
Well this here loli is perfect for that! You can benchpress her till the cows come home! How does that sound Junior?
>>5352337
That won't do you any good sadly. Just surrender.
>>5352386
Oh, come on, now. Do you seriously think I'm impressed?
>>5352397
You definitely should be. When you think of someone that plays games all day you think o someone who's fat, sweaty, greasy, and perverted, not someone like me!
>>5352275
Irisviel von Einzbern
>>5352409
Someone who's skinny, weak, oily-looking, and perverted?
>>5352275
Shielder
>>5352419
I'm only one of those things...
>>5352409
>>5352419
>Laughter ensues.
>>5352449
Oh yeah? And which one's that?
>>5352275
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>5352457
One. Of. Those. Things.
>>5352461
Skinny! It's almost like you don't want to use your eyes!
>>5352387
Are you that vampire anon was talking about?
>>5352275
Domon Kasshu
>>5352484
>r-runs away
>>5352484
I want aikawa to rim me
>>5352495
I accidentally sent while correcting it...
Chitoge, is it you?
j
>>5352477
But just look at how damn shiny your hair is. Besides, you can be that last one without looking the part, after all.
>>5352457
It was too much to pass up on.
>>5352275
Filler Bear
>>5352504
no~
>>5352477
B-but you look pretty skinny.. And oily.
>>5352507
It definitely gave me a smile..
>>5352367
Cant wait for all the fags to spam this guy all over /v/ when the game drops.
God i hate this series so much.
>>5352478
I suppose it depends who's asking and which particular vampire you're looking for.
>>5352484
Pretty protective of your snacks, to go that far...
>>5352484
Is this some kind of assault? I'll have you know I've reached my assault meter already all thanks to Rika-tan's bullying.
>>5352507
That's a natural shine! All because my hair's better than yours doesn't mean you can call it greasy!
Oh, and I'm not fat at all. I can show you if you want me to.
>>5352530
Oh, please, I've gut that luster, too.
I said "last one", didn't I? Fat doesn't have anything to do with it, I can already tell you're scrawny.
>>5352522
Well, you're welcome, I guess.
>>5352516
Then probably no!
Are you at least a cute anime girl?
>>5352530
Subby Eyes, it's not!
>>5352528
Well you did say you'd steal them!
Thief!
>>5352522
Your eyes are deceiving you. It's a natural shine!
>>5352543
What was the last one again? I kinda forgot. I was too fixated on myself being better than that.
>>5352552
Am I a cute anime girl~~~~~~~~~~~~?
>>5352523
Fucking /v/ermin and their shit taste
Blondie is a miracle of the universe to save us from despair
>>5352552
>slaps
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN!
The Power to Mind hack
>>5352568
"Perverted"?
>>5352572
ran ran ruuuude
>>5352581
>cries and gets subby eyes
>>5352588
We've gone off topic.
>>5352601
its a complex type of topic
>>5352597
That one's too easy. I've never done anything perverted. You're just making stuff up now.
>>5352599
I hope you've learned your lesson. You may be hurting, but I'm hurting even more. Words cut deeper than any kind of physical pain, Aikawa-tan.
>>5352613
That doesn't mean you haven't thought of it. I know how guys get, after all.
>>5352552
I'll get someone else to acquire them for me, someone you trust and by the time you realize it shall be too late.
>>5352613
Are you sure about that?
>pulls out gun
>>5352578
Fuck off homofag. You guys are the reason /v/ is shit.
>>5352599
ran ran leeeeeeeeewd.
>>5352543
Hey, that thing you ride around in is a tank right..? Is something like that really effective here..?
>>5352568
You also look kind of weak.. N-no offense..
>>5352578
>Blondie is a miracle of the universe
But Naegibot and Maid-kun exist.
>>5352619
And who would that be?
You look pretty alone.
>>5352624
Noooo!!
>>5352528
The one who sucked off yukine.
>>5352618
You make it sound like it's horrible that people have those kind of thoughts! If you think about it I think there's more perverted woman here than perverted men. The succubus accounts for three guys in pervertedness alone.
>>5352620
H-Hey, where'd you pull that gun out from? You better h-have proper trigger discipline!
>>5352629
You only say that because I'm wearing clothes. If you saw my abs you'd think otherwise.
>>5352635
yes!!!
>>5352635
Wouldn't do me much good if I told you who, you'll just have to wait and see.
>>5352650
Definitely not, you'll have to question Yukine to find out about that.
>>5352629
Eh, sure, sometimes, but I never said I always used it here, now did I?
>>5352660
Oh, please! There's male versions of them, too, you know.
>>5352684
I haven't seen a male succubus here yet. There's no need to lie your way out of this Rika-tan. It's okay to lose sometimes.
>>5352660
N-not really, I believe you and I might have different senses of where strength comes from.
>>5352684
T-that's because sometimes it gets destroyed right..?
>>5352673
>rims away
>>5352660
You said emotional things hurt more than physical ones. Are you willing to prove that?
>>5352681
O-oh, I will be very alert then!
>>5352709
ahhhhh~
>cums
thanks
>>5352697
Because the male one isn't called a succubus, idiot, they're called an incubus. Come on, I thought you would've known about this stuff since you're from out there.
>>5352707
Only a little. I just don't want anything inside to get rattled, really. I mean, I live in there, too.
>>5352709
>Aikawa will never hold you at gunpoint and make you do embarrassing things
>>5352601
Why does this nigga remind me of oswald, from KOF?
>>5352707
>he lifts up his shirt anyways
See what I mean? I'm pretty damn strong.
>>5352709
I-I'm positive, but there's no need to shoot me over it! That's a little too extreme...
>>5352681
But he gets all tsun when you even mention it.
>>5352719
I can imagine you bump your head a lot moving around in there.
>>5352725
All I see are.. Are those scars? I-it looks pretty flat..
>>5352722
Are you a cute anime girl?
>>5352716
...
>>5352725
Alright, then never slap me again.
>>5352719
I thought I've told you I dropped out of high school? Well I did, but in my time there they never dove into the whole succubus and incubus topics. They don't offer spooky classes in Japanese schools.
Either way I still don't think we have one of those here.
>>5352751
You're obviously not looking hard enough!
But you are right about one thing. Those are scars. Scars from wild, crazy animals.
>>5352753
Then never call me by that name again!
>>5352751
Oh, please! I know that damn thing like the back of my hand! Why the hell wouldn't I when I made the damn thing?
>>5352766
It's still basic knowledge of Christianity, isn't it? And just because there aren't any right now doesn't mean they don't exist!
This place is so fucking dead I'm starting to think I should start hosting again.
>>5352773
Who ever said I was a Christian? From my viewpoint Gods don't do anything for us. They're all fixated on themselves.
I'm still skeptical about all the things here, but even if they do then what's your point? You tried pinning me as a pervert and then went off on something else.
>>5352790
The feeling passes quickly.
>>5352790
I dare you.
>>5352790
Why didn't you host in the first place
>>5352790
I'm enjoying my time here before I have to get up and go somewhere. Night time is always busier than during the day after all.
>>5352804
Because my games became the nexus of a bunch of drama and I wanted to stop fuelling the bullshit.
>>5352824
I'd guess Baron?
>>5352796
That's just the Christian god, really. Back in my home the gods're real, and they actually reward you for faith. Hell, I could walk up to one and have a conversation literally any day. But here I thought everyone out there had some basic knowledge....
>She grins a little
And maybe I'm just feeling argumentative, huh? Ever thought of that?
>>5352790
By all means.
>>5352824
>Don't worry about it.
>>5352739
You'll just have to be more persuasive then.
>>5352824
Bikko?
>>5352753
I am
>>5352766
T-they look like scratches from something .. But they don't look that big so it must not have been from something too scary.
>>5352773
Hey... How'd you even get that thing here?I didn't even get to bring my bags here...
post avas and rate
>>5352719
>they're called an incubus
WHATEVER TOMORROW BRINGS
>>5352843
You need to get that pent up anger out in a different way Rika-tan. It's not good for your skin.
>>5352860
That were from wild dogs. Big red eyes, sharp teeth, and a big anger streak. I doubt anyone here could last against a pack of them.
Only oldfags will remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT8t_1JXWn8
>>5352873
I'll remember this, so don't think you'll get away with it in the future.
>>5352876
I remember it and it makes me angry.
>>5352876
Ahhh, back when memes were actually funny.
>>5352868
What?
>>5352860
Back before I, ahem...popped up here, I was taking the thing out for a spin to break in some new tracks, so it took me with me. Or so I assume, at least. Why?
>>5352875
Pffft. Oh, please. Do you think my skin can actually change?
>>5352861
>Well, you shouldn't. It'll probably be fine.
>>5352847
You think Im not trying that little vampire?
Besides, we could both use some refreshment~
>>5352873
N-No, just trust me.
>>5352901
I'LL BE THERE
WITH OPEN ARMS AND OPEN EYES
Can someone explain me how Bite Za Dusto works?
>>5352901
I mean, I didn't cause shitstorms on the level of the Dissidia games... But that's like comparing a tropical storm to a hurricane. I just don't know, man. This place seems so muted and drab now.
>>5352875
I-I don't know many people here but I think most people could deal with that...
>>5352901
I-it's just that, from the sound of it you got to bring your house with you.. Y-you're very lucky..
>>5352924
Kira puts a small Killer Queen in a kid's eye. If anything happens to that kid, Killer Queen leaps out, blows up the offending person and Kira loops time back over itself to a short time prior to the detonation, and he knows that time has looped but not why or how.
>>5352924
Time loop
>>5352928
You may be experiencing the subtle onset of ennui as you are dragged kicking and screaming into your twenties.
>>5352941
But why the time loop?
>>5352901
I do, in fact. If you stress and get mad easily your face will get wrinkly, turn red, and your nose will grow to gross lengths. If you're really unlucky you'll start growing hair in strange places too.
>>5352930
Says you. I don't think you'd last a minute surrounded by them. The minute you lose your cool is the moment you can kiss your comfy life goodbye. If you do get out alive I can see you being horrible disfigured ans shun'd by everyone.
>>5352953
Because it tells him that someone is after him. I think. It's been a while.