HGHOT No ugly hags or kaminas allowed.

>>5351038
>>5351034
Yeah she does. But he'll deny it completely

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>>5351021
Ahh, so he is the kind of person that we call "human trash". That's still kinda mean.

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A-Am I an ugly hag?

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>>5351038
Seriously, do you need medicine?

>>5351052
Yeah.

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>>5351035
Ne ne, you shouldn't discriminate against people!

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Yo.

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>>5351038
Just stop it all! It's not happening!
>>5351045
SHE DOESN'T SUCK ANYTHING
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

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>>5351038
Really now? Truth be told, you're the first to call me cute.

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>>5350999
Who...? Wait, ma'am... Are you saying you eat... people?

>>5351012
The way of the bushido must not be a simple one, but you seem to be doing a fine job to me! I've heard how merciless this place can be, so your survival must be a good sign!

>>5351021
But thinking like it's too late means you've already given up!

>>5351032
Teehee..! You're a silly one. But still, Chloe's glad she could help. She likes to bring a positive attitude to everyone!

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Hello everyone.

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>>5351042
Maybe I'm not that old yet to go around bossing you, but that won't change the fact that I want to help you out! I would do this for anyone.

>>5351062
an old hag as Kamina.
neat.

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>>5351034
>Not dropping out so you can pursue your upcoming career in hosting game.
>>5351050
It's not mean. It'd be mean to give him goals he could never reach by telling him he'd amount to something.
>>5351060
O-Oh.. Guess I'll just sit in the corner crying...

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>>5351068
Silly? I'm not sure if being labelled something like that is good or bad, but I'll take it. The dog I've seen running around yesterday was silly too, but he was cute at the same time. So it's probably a good thing.

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>>5351068
Indeed. The art of Bushido is not easy in a environment such as this, or the Carnage Dimension. But frankly, if I can still uphold the glorious lesson of Bushido, I don't care in the least.

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>>5351063
>fucks your bitch ass

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>>5351080
I-I think you're too hard on someone like him. I mean, you can't be sure about what others' potential is like. There's a saying about that "you can do anything as long as you try hard enough"!

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>>5351075
Doing that for anyone... that's the problem here isn't it? Anyone who's willing to be so kind here, either has an ulterior motive, or is unbelievably naive of what the people here is like. You'll have to forgive me for putting my guard up, as I am not too particularly fond of either.

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>>5351077
Do I really look that old?

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>>5351099
That saying only extends to pure humans. Not trash like him.
If anything I'm not being hard enough on him.

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>>5351095
Nagisa pls

>>5351095
Thats not Rei

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>>5351085
Yes, silly is good! Silly means you brings smiles to people's faces! Chloe believes that that is a charming feature! You should be proud!

>>5351087
Wow, miss... I don't really know much about your discipline, but seeing how seriously you take your training, you've gotta be one of the best!

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>being this dead
Fine fine! the clever commander will host.

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>>5351103
You're right about that! Being more cautious could help me out, but you seemed like someone who wouldn't take a cold that well, so the possibility of it scared me.
>>5351116
It seems like you have a grudge against him. Is this some kind of rivalry? Like between Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty?
>>5351129
>Blushes for a second, but right after it a gigantic smile appears on her face
I couldn't ask for more! That's something I could call a superpower if it gets strong enough!

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Come on, I need 24.

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>>5351163
Maria and Harusame

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>>5351163
Bessie Higginbottom

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>>5351163
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>5351163
Djeeta

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>>5351163
Mob

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>>5351163
Yukine

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>>5351163
Little Neko

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>>5351163
Izaya Orihara

>>5351155
No he's actually a old friend of mine. But he's still trash and I don't let him forget it.

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>>5351163
Rat dog

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>>5351163
Shinobu

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>>5351163
Mash Kyrielight

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>>5351129
You flatter me. But sadly, I am not the best out there... Not until I possess the power to defeat someone that has caused me much grief in the past.
>She crosses her arms, and looks up to the sky.
He's an Overlord that goes by the name of Void Dark.
>>5351163
Samurai

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>>5351163
Ruka Urushibara

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>>5351163
Zapper Zaku

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>>5351163
Zaveid

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>>5351163
Assman

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>>5351163
Nowi

>>5351182
Nobububububububububububububu

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>>5351163
Kenny

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>>5351182
>sweating

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>>5351163
Puppet Master

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>>5351163
Haru-chan

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>>5351176
So it's just heckling between friends? That turned from something horrible into something really innocent and cute.

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4 more.

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>>5351163
Boku

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>>5351198
>>5351208
What's wrong with you two?...

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>>5351163
Hikigaya Hachiman

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>>5351223
Smash Mouth

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>>5351163
Mumei

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>>5351223
JOKER

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>>5351223
Rikku

(Just a filler)

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>>5351163
Emiya Kiritsugu

>>5351237
>frets are closer together near the top of the neck
I'm actually fucking angry at this. THAT'S NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS.

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>>5351218
Innocent and cute...?
I think that's the first time either of those words have been used in a sentence about me.

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>>5351223
Milo Yiannopoulos

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>>5351155
>She giggles at the sight of the girl's reddened face
Definitely! Keep being your silly self and I know you'll bring plenty people happiness!

>>5351186
An...Overlord? Chloe's read about those... They rule entire realms, right? I suppose you would need to be a very skilled warrior to combat someone like that... However, I believe that you can do it! As long as you just keep training with that end goal in mind, you'll surpass him!

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>>5351225
You just remind of someone I knew long ago

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>>5351250
Shut it down.

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>>5351248
Well, friendship is beautiful thing, so I guess the friendship between you two counts as that too.

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Remember to respect the dead.
check
swap

>>5351225
>Licks your face

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>>5351268
I think we are ready.

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>>5351268
Looks fine to me.

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>>5351251
In the middle of my "silliness", I forgot to ask about your day, so let me do that now.
How has your day been so far?
>>5351268
Looks good.

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>>5351256
A lot of that occurring lately

>>5351268
>>5351272
Dogs...of course.

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>>5351288
Yeah and they looked and talked exactly like you...
just ignore me

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>>5351251
>She tightens her hands, as she uncrosses her arms.
You're right. I'll surpass him in power and have a strong Overload skill. Once I have those, he'll never stand a ghost of a chance against me!
>>5351268
Ready!

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Oh shit, I just realised it's now my birthday.
Is there anyway I can sleep through a whole day?

>>5351306
GUYS DID YOU HEAR
IT'S IZAYAS BIRTHDAY TODAY

>>5351306
Happy birthday, Soviet.

>>5351306
>kissu
ily

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>>5351268
We start.

>>5351306
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>just pop a shit ton of sleeping pills, or just stay in bed

>>5351311
>>5351317
lmao i remember starting this
was hilarious

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>>5351320
>her

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>>5351306
They say that warm milk helps with sleeping, so maybe you should just boil an entire gallon of milk to increase its effectiveness!

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>>5351306
(Happy birthday)
>>5351320
>He prepares himself to running away

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>>5351328
>THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME! WHY DOES IT RESET THE GENDERS?!

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>>5351320

>>5351336
because you're a tranny

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>>5351306
>If you need help with sleeping, just drink a fuck ton of milk... or sleeping pills

>>5351328
Haha fucboi

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>>5351306
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU AUSTRALIAN EMT NIGGER!
HAVE A CONGRATS FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR!

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>>5351340
They all seem to be really eager to get through this whole thing alive, but I don't know much about them.

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>>5351311
I'm gonna post about it every hour so you all give me attention on my special day.
If you don't give me (You)'s I'll shitpost all the games.
>>5351317
I mean... I'm apparently headed to Russia for abit in a few months but I don't think that makes me soviet.
>>5351318
Don't touch me you trash.
>>5351320
I don't like taking pills when it's not needed. I think I just sleep as long as I can and then get eventually dragged to whatever stupid thing my friends organise. Hopefully I'll be able to get drunk enough.
>>5351332
I think that'd make me sick. And scold my throat.
>>5351334
Thanks trap.

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>>5351340
Another failure...
Im gonna make it work one day!
>>5351306
Congrats! One year closer to death

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>>5351340
Ouch.

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>>5351340

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>>5351306
Happy birthday.

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>>5351340
Seems like a lot of people want me dead here.

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>>5351340

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>>5351306
Happy birthday, enjoy it to it's fullest

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>>5351340
F the only one who actually matters

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>>5351306
Congrats?

Oh, morning, people, how's it going?

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>>5351287
Oh! Tehehe... Chloe's day has been great! Thanks for asking. Even better now that she met you! She doesn't come around here often, so it's great to meet new people!

>>5351300
>She silently watches as the samurai expresses her resolve.
I see. With determination like that, I know you'll be able to achieve one of those... skills! Just... Don't push yourself. I'd hate to see you wear yourself out before you can face him..!

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>>5351362

>>5351369
Morning, how'd you sleep?

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>>5351306
Happy birthday.

And don't do that.

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>>5351336
That picture is too cute for this world.
>>5351345
I'll drink sleeping pills. That'll work.
>>5351349
You know, I still need to visit you sometime with the amount I spend around your collective little Island fuckery I still haven't gotten around to it.
>>5351355
When can I just hit the end of it and just die?
I'll leave all my servants to you in my will.
>>5351360
Thanks man.
>>5351364
I wanna sleep through it. Is that enjoying it to the fullest?
>>5351369
Mornin'
And thank you.

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>>5351362
G-get away from me!
>>5351377
I'm warning you!

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>>5351377
That was peace, so here's the next slide.

>>5351378
Mokou!

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>>5351354
Well, I'm out of ideas. Maybe you should read a book about how to fall asleep easily. There's a chance you'd end up falling asleep while reading it.
>>5351362
I just have to lie here all day, and that way I can avoid the not so pleasant ones.
>>5351372
Well, I could say the same, because I don't really come here often, but there's a different reason for that. It's just my first day here.
>>5351377
Please stop trying to put strings on me! It's really annoying to get out of my hair!

>>5351381
Happy birthday, you insufferable twatbag. Save that gallon of bleach you are keeping for a special day. I want to be there when you chug it all down.

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>>5351381
Why would you sleep through such a special day?

You should atleast treat yourself with some birthday cake

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>>5351385
I did absolutely nothing. I just stood there and survived.

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>>5351378
But why not?
Wouldn't be the first time I've slept through my own birthday party... Infact I did it three years in a row.

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>>5351381
S-shut up!

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>>5351381
Try picking up a fight with a Kangarooo or something, I heard they can kick pretty hard

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>>5351385

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>>5351377
Same as always, Nazrin, I'd rather not talk about that. How's things on your end?

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>>5351414
I woke up to some stupid hag that wanted me to get closer to her, she also had a cold.

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>>5351372
You showing concern for a lowly samurai like me, just makes me want to fight even harder!
>She loosen up her hands, and takes in a breath.
I know this was rather late in this conversation. But, my name is Mikhail. May I have yours?
>>5351381
>Always works mate.

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>>5351411
S-Sorry for the horrible advice.. I'll make sure not to do that again.

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>>5351411

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>>5351392
Books actually tend to have the opposite effect on me. If I'm tired and start reading I end up staying up more.
>>5351393
I'm gonna mix it into a Martini someday. And you be there to shake it up for me okay?
>>5351397
I already ate alot of cake recently though.
I think I might have gained a few kilograms from it all.
>>5351404
N-No!
>>5351407
Wouldn't work, Australians have natural instincts to grapple and kangaroos that get get a 5 meter radios of them.
>>5351423
How many millilitres of sleeping pills should I drink to get the full effect?
>>5351431
It wasn't the advise. I just want to win, no hard feeling right?

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>>5351420
...I'm not entirely sure what you mean by that.
>>5351435
>Quiet chanting for the Zaku

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>>5351435

>>5351451
I'll shake it up with one hand while giving you a hummer with the other, mate.

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>>5351451
I command you to shut up.

>>5351454
nearly naked woman.
says stupid stuff like this~. I need soap for doing that voice...

Why should I even live?

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>>5351451
You can't gain that much weigth, or that must have been one big cake!

AWAY AWAY

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>>5351461
Y-You mean the car... R-Right?

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>>5351467
>hugs and whispers in her ear
Says stuff like what little mousey?

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>>5351457

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>>5351467
>She shudders visibly
Pink hair?

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>>5351473
I ask myself that question everyday.

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>>5351451
Same with me, but usually others find reading a little boring, but not me! I'm a fanatic when it comes detective novels, and of course I won't feel bad about that!

These are just games.. It's just too hard to get all the blood out of these clothes.

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>>5351479
>dodges again and blasts
FUCK OFF!

>>5351482
YES!

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>>5351480
Winner next slide.

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>>5351496
She only responds to physical attacks, in my experience.

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>>5351451
>You drink at least one liter of sleeping pill. But if that doesn't work, do three liters. Also,

>Millilitres. Either go big, or go home.

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>>5351392
Oh, is that so? Welcome, then! Although... I can't say I'm really all that familiar with this place, either. Still, if we stick together, we'll do fine!

>>5351423
The name's Chloe. I'm a war magus. It's very nice to meet you Mikhail. I'm not sure how my combat skills compare to a samurai, but I... wouldn't mind helping you train one of these days.

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>>5351467
You command me? Since when did you rule over me huh?
>>5351474
It was a few cakes. Paired with alot of tea.
My friend tales the whole being British thing to a whole different level.
>>5351490
Detective novels are indeed a good read, I'm more into history and other non-fiction books. Stuff you can read learn from.
>>5351501
You fucking little shit! I'll snap your dog's neck!

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>>5351506
Oh...
>slowly a grin appears on her face
have you ever stomped someone with your tanks?

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>>5351496
>she tanks the magical blast, a little wounded
Naughty mouse cursing again. Maybe I will need to punish you after all.

>>5351478
Y-yeah..the car. definitely.

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>>5351524
Shut up, let me talk to someone.
>a mouse crawls up on the floor, as Nazrin comes to it and tells it to get something

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>>5351501

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>>5351522
She can fly, it's not an option...unfortunately. If I had Sigma I'd ram her with it, though.

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>>5351543
GG

>>5351544
post tank girl titties

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>>5351521
Well, I can understand you'd get tired if you really at that much, a nap would probably help

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>>5351507
Would you believe my mind went blank on how to spell liters but was perfectly fine with spelling millilitres?
Because I don't know how it happened...
>>5351529
Can I have a purple one?

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>>5351547

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>>5351514
That sounds great! And I'm being silly again, because I totally forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mash Kyrielight and I'm really glad that I got a chance to meet you!
>>5351521
You're saying that I can't learn from books like stories about Sherlock Holmes? That means I've been living a lie?

>>5351554
Thanks for hosting mate.

Bessie got robbed.

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>>5351547
>>5351554
Thanks for hosting.

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>>5351544
Don't worry, I have an idea. how good are you at throwing stuff?

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>>5351554
Thank you for hosting.

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>>5351554
thank you for hosting

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>>5351543
>>5351547
Very well done Boku, congratulations.

>>5351554
Thank you Host

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>>5351547
Thanks for hosting.

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>>5351562
I did? I don't remember lothsing anything valuable.

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>>5351572
Not particularly. You can just whack at her with your fancy rods, you know that, right?
>>5351549
>What.
>>5351547
Congrats, I guess. And thanks for thw show.

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>>5351514
Chloe... a fine name to have. I wouldn't mind having someone to help me train. It'll be interesting to say the least, especially if it's a type of mage I never heard of.
>>5351553
>Hey, I misspelled it to. So it's all good.
>>5351554
Thanks you for the match my good friend.

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>>5351554
Congratulations Boku!
Thank you very much for hosting.

>>5351575
>kissu

>>5351553
You can have a black one. A big black one. You can ride it all day if you want.

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>>5351582
That's not painful enough.

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>>5351551
It's more like it's been almost the only thing I've Eaten when he's come over. I. Mean it's nice sitting down for some tea and cake everynkw and then. But apparently because it was coming close to my birthday he deemed it necessary to do it almost every day.
>>5351558
Most of the stuff in Sherlock is just him figuring out the killer through little details literally no one would have picked up on.
It's alright for giving you little ideas if you planned to be a detective but if not than you should just read the books for enjoyment.
>>5351547
Thanks for hosting.

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>>5351554
Congrats, and thanks for hosting

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>>5351578
Nobu is it you?

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>>5351587
Hurray! Now we can be fuck-ups together!
>>5351599
I want a purple hummer.

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>>5351617
it's a different nobu

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>>5351623
Oh.
Well a different one is fine too.

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>>5351601
How about a wrench?

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>>5351604
You're right.. Maybe Mashu's been a little too specific with her choice of books. What would you recommend to me? I need more data about the outside world anyway.

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>>5351594
Show yourself, you can't just do that.

>>5351604
Oh, that certainly doesn't sound very pleasant, having to eat cake all the time.

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>>5351617
Another...

>>5351604
>Izaya attempts RP
Stick to your shitposting, it's much less cringey to read than this crap.

>>5351641
Kamina?

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>>5351629
Yeah that might just work.

>>5351628
>Rubs back

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>>5351641
Do you like donuts too?

>>5351642
>Implying he's not shitposting you right now by doing something else than his usual shitposting

Top quality baiting.

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>>5351632
I'm not here

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>>5351644
>Neo. I think.
>>5351650
>She picks through her satchel before pulling and holding out a suitably heavy-looking one
Here. I'd offer my little dagger, but it's too special, I don't wanna waste it on some succubus.

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>>5351654
Hm? did you say something?

>>5351644
No

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>>5351642
I like it. I'm sure he deserves a chance.

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>>5351665
Now, there's not reason to be acting like this, just tell me what's on your mind

>>5351674
Maybe, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to call out the shitter for what he is :^)

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>>5351666
Oh no no, I was just saying in case you need one, I ordered my mice to find a hammer or a knife, so don't worry about me lacking a proper painful weapon to hit this stupid hag with.

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>>5351630
As I said before, anything non-fiction will help you learn quickly because that's the point of them.
And then if you want to have fun reading read what you enjoy.
>>5351632
I didn't mind it. It's not the worst thing in the world. But I don't want to voluntarily eat more anytime soon.
>>5351642
>This is RP to you
>Me recommending books and talking about a friend giving me cake is RP to you.

You must really suck at RP if this is what you think me rping is.

>>5351671
holy shit stop being such a fucking faggot you cancerous cuck, kill yourself.

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>>5351695
Ofcourse!
Take care, and again: Happy birthday

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>>5351688
Now, just why're you worrying about me?

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>>5351558
Haha... It's fine silly Mash, I'm really glad to have met you, too! Please call me Chloe. I hope we can become good friends with each other!

>>5351587
Honestly, I haven't really done sparring with others as training before, so it would be a learning experience for the both of us. Chloe may not be able to keep up..!

>>5351695
>implying I implied you can actually RP
>implying your blogposting isn't the closest you've ever been to actual RP
This is as close as I've ever seen you come to actually roleplaying anything. The padded dialog makes me think of Kamina's tryhard avas.

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>>5351707
I don't want her to bother me or you, I was just asking.

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>>5351659
Hook, lined and fucking sinker lads.
>>5351674
I deserve to die.
>>5351705
You too and thanks again.

>>5351715
I bet you're just jealous of how amazing Izaya's RP is

>>5351715
see >>5351724

>>5351715
Look at this here assmad faggot who's so pissed at Izaya's flawless, effortlessly good RP. The man is so good at what he does that he doesn't even know he's doing it and you rag on him for that? Shame on you.

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>>5351715
You know I'd actually take being related to Kamina a compliment. I actually like talking to the guy.
>>5351724
Are we starting this again? I know it's been months but I could go with it again.

RP is good when the RPer doesn't even have to try thinking of something to write and just does it

That's why Izaya is the true RP king

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>>5351671
Oh, it looks like you have your own donuts.
Well then...
>puts his donut box back into his fridge

>>5351740
You probably would, you're both crap. I'll let you get back to your middle school writing level blogging now.

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>>5351717
>She laughs a little, and stuffs her wrench away
Thanks for the concern, anyways. You know, I tried setting food out for you the other day, but some human that must've weighed 500 pounds snatched it up in a matter of seconds.

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>>5351752
...Was it cheese?

>>5351750
You don't have to be jealous, anon. Just get on his level. You're clearly not there, but there's no shame in losing to the best.

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>>5351714
No worries, i'll make sure to go easy on you when we train alright? Besides, this is new to me as well, since nobody in the Carnage Dimension actually want to train... only killing each other for the sake of growing stronger. But like I said before, don't worry. I won't try to hurt you

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>>5351750
It's funny you think that what you think matters to him

>>5351715
>tryhard
ayy lmao

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>>5351695
Non-fiction. Got it! It's time for me to get some extra history books for later. The next time you see Mashu in one of the games try not to kill her.
>>5351714
Of course! I think that would be wonderful! But you can call me Mashu! That's the way Senpai always called me.

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>>5351763
Unfortunately, yes.

>>5351745
RP is good when it doesn't make you think of someone in front of a computer screen typing, it makes you think of the character saying the words.

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>>5351750
But that's just like, your opinion.

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>>5351789
...I think it's a good time for me to sleep. Good day.

>>5351792
I heard that in my head so your RP is pretty good

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>>5351746
We'll eat those too, what's wrong with you.

>>5351797
Thanks

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>>5351781
But then that's be going easy on you. If someone did that to me I'd see it as an insult.
>>5351792
>Computer
>Implying I'm not on my phone

I heard you guys like to RP

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>>5351796
...I've still got more, you realize that, right?

>>5351810
YOU HEARD WRONG.

kamina

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>>5351799
"we"? I only see you here.
>takes the box back out

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Look at this old piece of shit I just found, holy shit.

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>>5351810
>>5351840
Yeah we hate that stuff here.
Blogposting all day, everyday here.
>>5351845
Is a nice guy.

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>>5351807
But.. Maybe you're right. If I get others to go easy on me, that means I'll never get better! Mashu would stay on her current level for eternity!

You're smarter than you look, you know that?

We already have a Guts, right?

>>5351840
This.

Shitposting always takes precedence over Rp.

>>5351874
Yes

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>>5351854
And here I thought I had to share.

>>5351874
>Berserk Guts?

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Remember when this shit used to be a thing?

Wow, all these old fucking pics in my old download folder.

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>>5351845

>>5351874
We do, but they never show

>>5351896
Stocking is a shit character

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>>5351872
... Glad to know I look dumb.

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>>5351894
Here you go, for being a cute.
>gives a donut and puts the rest back into the fridge

>>5351903
You're not Kamina.

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Deese old memes, mane.

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>>5351896
Wait, wait. Hold the fuck up, I have an academy? Holy shit... I could totally make tuition fees literal truck loads of sweets!
Where and how do i claim this? I never knew I needed this on my life!

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>>5351771
Oh my... Killing one another just to get stronger... That doesn't sound like a fun time at all. So let's prove them wrong, and show them that such a cruel method is unnecessary! And thanks, I wanna think I can trust you.

>>5351781
Hah, Mashu it is! I don't know if I'll be able to compare to your senpai, but I feel that we'll be able to learn a lot from our freindship!

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>>5351940
They're gone, because of you.

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>>5351930
Here's a meme for you

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>>5351923
I'm a representative of him.

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>>5351977
I have that one too.

Remember these?

>>5351977
is that actually hoshi? holy shit

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>>5351948
Wait, what's gone? It's gone? Like the whole school? God fucking damn it! I was going to milk that like crazy and make boat loads of sugar!

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>>5351922
Just the one...so there was a catch.

>>5351983
I want the mighty Kamina-sama

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>>5351996
You telling me you never seen my face before?

>>5351996
The fat gook meme isn't actually a meme.

>>5352008
Kamina died in episode 7

>>5351977
Truly the bitchest of niggas

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We used to troll the anti animefags in 2015 march with this one.

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>>5352012
But you're not Hoshi
You're Michael Cera

>>5352026
I miss Garithos and Doom.

>>5351476
You
Are not wanted here

>>5352026
>Those Remover Avas
Damn good times

>>5352012
fuck off ugly

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>>5352005
There's no catch in a free donut.
Maybe I'll give you more another time.

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Oh shit, everyone on ofh laughed at me when I spent money to advertise the community.

Fuck you guys. You'll never be happy with anything I do. It's why I never try anymore.

Wonder if anybody from here was made a janitor a while back.

Betcha they could see id's

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>>5351977
>>5351996
>>5352017
Hoshi isn't fat, what are you going on about?

>>5352043
>Game simulations

I have to be honest
The games never simulated me, never once did I get a boner

>>5351896
Hunger games? Oh, the good ol' days

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>>5352008
He's busy right now managing his million personalities.

>>5352050
That's stimulated, anon.

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Man...

If anybody...

Anybody wants to go back to March 2015 with me... place your hands on this image... it just might...

Just might...

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>>5352048
He gets bitches too

>>5352050
>simulate
You're talking about stimulating.

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>>5352043
And then you invited literally all of them to a secrit club and then was surprised it fell apart despite it being made up of people who banned you from the seckrit club they already belonged to

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>>5352043
>make friends
>friends
>when you have less friends now than when you began

>>5352052
Don't lie to me, I know he's at Sanya's grave.

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>>5351861
>>5351930
>>5352026
>>5352043
Thats kinda depressing

>>5352043
>We got Ruby because of the ad
I-I'm grateful Hoshi

>>5352055
>>5352059
>The games will never stimulate you

feels bad

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>>5352057
>>5352048
>>5352017
Not gonna say I'm the most fit person on the planet, but I get mad cosplay pussy.

>>5352074

>>5352074

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>>5352074
Yep, I feel you there.

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>>5352050
>never once did I get a boner
Same. Even with all the qt Anime girls it never happened.

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>>5352079
oshit a new Hoshi image
Post a current one

>>5352079
I have no idea if that's attractive in korean standards

but that blue shirt in the 2nd picture looks nice, where'd you buy that?

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>>5352064
Where he's spending his time is none of your concern.

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>>5352056
This is starting to sound a lot like.....

>>5352102
Do you know him? Are you his babysitter?

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>>5352074

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>>5352043
And that right there was the image that got me into it. I think.

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>>5352061
And you believe these aren't the actions of a man who is trying to live on despite the fact that these things have happened to him for a better future?