>too anxious to relax >too depressed to masturbate

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>nauseous because worried
>worried because nauseous

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I'm depressed because I masturbate too much. Can we trade?

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>depression pills cause headaches
>headache pills cause depression

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>>5343260
>Take job to support expensive hobby
>Job takes up all your hobby time

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>motivated to draw during class/job
>loss motivation when home

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>>5343260
>close friend of mine (ugly as fuck girl) tells me she has a friend moving to US and she wants me to know her
>10/10 girl has no friends
>we talk, everything is perfect, this bitch is fucking perfect
>the 3 of us go to drink some beers with 2 other guys
>next day 10/10 tells me she will be home alone tonight because close friend is going out on a date with her boyfriend
>spent all day with her looking for a job for her
>find a job, she stays, 6 hours later pick her up
>on our way home she says "so yeah, I'll be alone tonight, I'm kinda tired and they told me to come at 10 tomorrow but I'm down to go out tonight"
>drop her off and tell her I'll text her and let her know what we are going to do
>all friends are working
>tell her all friends are working
>she literally says she is down for ANYTHING
>tell her "what are we gonna do? Go out just you and me?"
>she says "sure"
>*inner beta kicks*
>"what the fuck do I do? I don't know any place to take her to a date, barely know any club FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT DO I DO?"
>an hour later she texts "its kinda late and I'm tired maybe we can do something tomorrow"
>text her "yeah get some good sleep you must be tired"
>days pass
>haven't talked to her and now she has friends that came to visit and a busy schedule because of the job I helped her find

>>5352427
Oh man, you fucked up. Text her and invite her to dinner (some place US exclusive). Do it right now.

>>5352460
I should, I really should, but where? A restaurant? Money is no problem right now, I wanted to tell her something like "give me a date and we are even" (as if she owes me something for helping her find a job)

>>5352501
Also in a restaurant its gonna be the 2 of us, I'm fucking nervous its gonna be awkward as fuck

>>5352501
>>5352518
"Give me a date and we are even" is a little weird unless you start off by asking about her job, and hope she thanks you for getting it.
A restaurant would be ideal, but yeah, probably awkward. Other options are bar hopping, seeing a movie, or exploring the city or something. Point is, not all is lost. Just work up the courage and go talk to her.

>>5352546
>unless you start off by asking about her job,
Exactly, I mean after a normal conversation I'll ask her out

I guess I'll go with the restaurant and I'll keep asking questions so she never stops talking, women talk a lot of bullshit naturally right?
Anyway thanks I'll give it this one last shot

>>5352427
holy shit, how do you manage to fuck up this hard? Enjoy being a virgin forever.