>>5331325
Oh, Coke... My one and only friend! C'mon, everybody! Let's all have a drink together, yeah?
>>5331325
Free food? Don't mind if I do!
>>5331300
Are you listening to Paula? I'm telling you not to brag about it. It's nothing special.
>>5331325
Night 2!
>>5331323
>Everyone from the later games but the non-Yumemis of PoDD have more art than her, I believe.
>>5331234
>Also, can you really say that this is bad?
>>5331287
>I have been using Rikakaka almost exclusively, admittedly, so that doesn't exactly hinder my odds, but I guess you do have a point.
>>5331313
No, I don't think it does. I think it's more replacement than supplement.
And joke all you want, you bastard, I don't care! All I need to do is actually get in touch with here again.
>She scowls after a moment
But she'd consider you a friend, wouldn't she?
>>5331349
...Ooh. Whoops. That was my fault, then. It may not be special, but I think it accomodates my personality nicely! I look nerdy, but I'm really passionate and strong at heart! Adorkable, you could say!
>>5331355
TOUCH MY FIRE AND I'LL SHOVE THE AMERICAN FLAG SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE FARTING THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER FOR THE WHOLE YEAR.
>>5331355
Pretty please?
>>5331323
>Rika ranks 125 of 165 in the 2016 popularity poll
>>5331355
Oh fine. You can be Miku instead.
>>5331370
Not adorkable, just lucky and successful with out having to do anything.
>>5331355
Day 3
>>5331390
I don't think I can miss this sale
>>5331384
That, too! Happy-go-lucky, lazy, successful... I really do represent America, don't I? I dunno why people dislike me so much! I'm a cool dude, so surely that means--
...Crap, I did it again.
>>5331390
Marukaite chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu, ore Amerika...
>>5331390
Alright...Razor blades, check...Heresy bars, check...more razor blades, check...Huh, I feel like i'm mi-OH I KNOW! a real dead body as a decoration!
>>5331390
Paula was told they she could stab with this. This is not stabbing.
>>5331390
Night 3
>>5331436
Alright, I call this one the "Japan Spooker"! The name's a work in progress, shaddup.
>
How do I look?
>>5331436
Feast!
>>5331458
Day 4!
>>5331458
I like to call this one...
THE
SUPER
DUPER
FURRY
WRINGER
And that...is how you kill a furry.
>>5331421
Paula wonders why someone would dislike a lazy, self-absorbed, cowardly, thing that also happens to be successful as well. Only top scientists can figure this out.
>>5331458
This is the part where Paula stops caring.
>>5331480
And the candy bars are ready!
>>5331480
Arena event which indicates I loaded a slightly incorrect version of my code, but no matter! I've corrected the events in the up to date version to include the one I added tonight!
>>5331482
Paula, your district partner is still alive, Takumi Hijirihara! Their performance effects how many points you win!
>>5331482
I know, it's a mystery. How someone could dislike someone as pretentious as me is truly a paradox for the ages. I mean, c'mon;
>
Who can hate a guy like this? The answer to that question is "Pretty much everyone save for a few people", that was a rhetorical question, don't actually answer it.
>>5331504
...I was so close... Does this means I don't get any points?
>>5331504
Paula will stay up a little longer.
>>5331513
And Paula's was sarcasm.
>>5331504
Winner next slide! Night 4!
>>5331513
No Alfred, you receive a whopping 31.5 points out of a possible 36! 21 for finishing 4th in a 24 player game, and another 10.5 for the best player in your district, you, finishing 4th!
>>5331534
You wouldn't have wanted to see the end.
>>5331534
And there we have it folks, the first winner in the Halloween contest edition of Autumn Games!
>>5331534
...Ni-Nice shot...I-I give it a solid...25%...pl-please try harder next ti-
>before he could finish his rating her falls flat on his back, HE'S FUCKING DEAD
>>5331532
The "only top scientists can figure this out" part? Erm... Yeah, I could tell that was sarcasm, which is why I made fun of myself for it! I know, it's ten outta ten comedy right here, dude.
>>5331534
Yo... YO! How many points do I need to win this, again?! I wanna see if I can do this!
>>5331545
Congrats to Sanae, and thanks for hosting, my man!
>>5331545
And may your soul rest in peace...
>>5331545
Congratulations Sanae!
>>5331555
More than everyone else. That's how many. Right now, that'd be more than 36.
>>5331366
You're seeing it on the wrong way. Of course it shows a lot of power, but it's only a compliment of her potential, Because a item like that requires a lot of concentration. an unexperienced human wouldn't be capable of using it correctly, and would be burned on the process.
>>5331545
You did it! Good job and thank you for hosting!
>>5331555
All of it was. You didn't change at all.
>>5331545
How boring.
Congrats, Sanae. And thanks for the show.
>>5331564
To accompany the placements, your standings!
Rank Points
1 36 Sanae Kochiya
2 34.5 Gou Shijima
3 33 Takumi Hijirihara
4 31.5 Alfred Jones
5 30 Furry Porn
6 30 Sylvie Paula Paula
7 30 A Nii-nja
8 25.5 Durrive
9 24.5 Wizard-Chan
10 24 Kurumi (Touhou)
11 23.5 Van
12 22.5 Rinnosuke Morichika
13 19.5 Emo Police-Kun
14 19 Roasted Yukine
15 16.5 Andrew Wiggins
16 15 Kirigiri
17 13.5 Rika
18 13 Rajin and Fujin
19 12 Seifer Almasy
20 11.5 Cinnamon Roll
21 10.5 Akiba Red
22 9.5 Brain
23 8.5 Iceberg-chan
24 5.5 How Much
>>5331564
Then I'll do my best to win everything and all of that! Thank you for the information, Brian!
>>5331567
...O-Oh, I haven't changed? But I thought I wasn't so weak like last time... Or are you saying something else!
>>5331565
I'll try an refrain judgement until I can see it first hand, then.
...In all seriousness. About my other question?
>>5331555
>>5331564
>>5331567
>>5331577
>>5331593
Thank all of you , and thanks for hosting
Test
Rank - Points - Tribute
1 - 36 - Sanae Kochiya
2 - 34.5 - Gou Shijima
3 - 33 - Takumi Hijirihara
4 - 31.5 - Alfred Jones
5 - 30 - Furry Porn
6 - 30 - Sylvie Paula Paula
7 - 30 - A Nii-nja
8 - 25.5 - Durrive
9 - 24.5 - Wizard-Chan
10 - 24 - Kurumi (Touhou)
11 - 23.5 - Van
12 - 22.5 - Rinnosuke Morichika
13 - 19.5 - Emo Police-Kun
14 - 19 - Roasted Yukine
15 - 16.5 - Andrew Wiggins
16 - 15 - Kirigiri
17 - 13.5 - Rika
18 - 13 - Rajin and Fujin
19 - 12 - Seifer Almasy
20 - 11.5 - Cinnamon Roll
21 - 10.5 - Akiba Red
22 - 9.5 - Brain
23 - 8.5 - Iceberg-chan
24 - 5.5 - How Much
>>5331593
Thanks for hostin'.
>>5331611
>>5331602
>>5331599
>>5331577
>>5331567
You're welcome!
ded
>>5331680
A thread of ded, not a ded thread. The difference is subtle, yet extreme in importance.
I guess I missed a thing. Hey, guys.
Say hi to ERP >>5329786
>>5331690
Ay Cody, how you been doin?
>>5331701
Just out of jail.
>>5331701
Been doing pretty good. Getting better at driving, and best of all, haven't been attacked by a naked demon in, like, 3 days!
>>5331708
nnnGGrrraa
>Cody Death
>>5331690
Happens a lot around here, huh? Hi.
>>5331690
Yo, Cody! How's life been for ya, man?
hi
>>5331714
Hey, uh... Rika, right? Hey.
>>5331718
It's been treating me pretty nicely. No Sierra sightings in 25 hours. That's a new record!
>>5331690
you betray
>>5331708
>Suddenly, you are betray by city system and are jail again
Oop, maybe next time you make parole my man!
>>5331711
03 days since naked demon attacks, not a bad mark. Any other luck with the ladies?
>>5331725
Yes, hello, Anon.
>>5331730
"Sierra sightings"? Have you been counting down the hours since you saw whatever that is? I'm PRETTY sure that's not healthy...
>>5331730
Yep, morning to you. How's that whole "extreme lack of motivation" thing going for you?
Y'all niggas aughta know what's UP!
...It's Paul being a complete ass monkey again!
We holla "'sup" back!
>>5331732
Yeah, I- there was this one- I talked to- No, nothing.
>>5331743
Crazy stalker girl. No matter where I move, she always knows my address. It would take too long to explain.
>>5331747
Well, I'm more motivated NOW than I was when I talked to you, but that doesn't really mean much without a game. How's that whole "at 110% all the time" thing going for you?
>>5331748
That nigga make Steve Blake look good, s.mh man.
>>5331748
stop
>>5331600
Helping the daughter from the man who I recieved his hospitality, my mentor during a lot of time before I could make my own store, is the least that I can do.
Even with if she's a bit annoying... I welcome her company on the store.
>>5331748
Oi, watch your language around here! This is supposed to be a kid-friendly show, damnit!
>>5331762
Ooh. So you're dealing with a Belarus-type person, huh? How crazy are we talking 'bout here, dude? She sounds, uh... What's the word... Insane, yeah?
>>5331762
I'd offer to help, but none of the ladies here seem like, normal. Know what I mean?
>>5331762
>A familiar female calls out in a sultry tone, seeming to originate from within your head itself
Still unlucky in love? Poor boy.
>>5331762
Not all the time, but I've got direction and drive!
...Could be better, though, I guess. At least I finally had a runin with someone that knows an old friend of mine. Besides, would you think someone who drives a goddamn tank actually fits the sort of person who'd just drift along the current in life?
>>5331782
She's not annoying at all, her quirks are damn endearing! Tch. Thanks for not actually answering the question, but I'll figure it's close enough. I'll...try and not be so harsh.
Sorry for probably coming off as borderline-hostile, alright?
>>5331783
You couldn't have picked a better word. You have someone like that too?
>>5331785
Yeah, I get that. But at least it isn't-
>>5331796
No no no no no NONONONONONONONO
>>5331802
I don't know, tanks can be pretty comfy. They do all the work for you, don't they?
I want to restore World War II-era tanks to running condition with Rika.
>>5331824
At least it ain't what man? Man?
>>5331824
Not when you're the driver, gunner, commander, and power source, it's not.
Besides, tanks are EXTREMELY cramped and uncomfortable, if you'd never actually been in one.
>>5331830
You have...unique interests. Which'll probably never be realized.
>>5331824
I knew I'd need that thesaurus someday! Now I can seem smart without actually knowing anything!
Oh, you better believe it. Natalya Arlovskaya, also known as Belarus. She stalks Russia even though she's his sister, and it's... Creepy. I've had my fair share of experiences with her, and lemme tell ya, she's SPOOKY.
>>5331838
Probably not. But an Anon can dream, right?
>>5331849
I know that feel, bro.
>>5331824
>The voice giggles as your protests start, cascading about your skull intensely. Then, without warning, a pair of strong, violent arms hook beneath yours, pinning you firmly to the muscular torso of your familiar assailant
What's the matter, not happy to see the only woman that shows interest in you?
>>5331853
(Violet* arms)
>>5331837
Y-You know. That.
>>5331838
I'm small. I can fit into compact spaces pretty well. But I see what you mean by all the stuff and stuff.
>>5331842
Sister? That's on a whole different level. The worst thing Sierra does is brush my teeth while I'm asleep. She said it's because I don't deserve a single sniff of morning breath.
>>5331853
>instead of panicking, he sighs
0 days.
>>5331864
...Yeah that seems like a hell of a woman problem. She's taller than me! That explains the counter.
>>5331864
Oh, please, as creepy as that sounds, Russia would call Sierra a godsend compared to Belarus. She chants "marry me" all the time when next to him, and - get this - once broke a door down just to get to him, and that made Russia weep in fear. And this is RUSSIA we're talking about.
>>5331864
Mmm, 0 days is where that will stay if we have our way. At least you've stopped running from us, though pursuit was enjoyable, if trivial.
>>5331849
I guess, but...yeah. Don't get your hopes up.
>>5331864
I'm not exactly large, myself, either, but even when you gut stuff like ammo and extra crew space, there isn't much room in it.
Even I'd recommend an actual living space instead of a tank if you want something other than security.
>>5331873
My will is in my back pocket. If I die, can you show it to a lawyer or something?
>>5331880
Russia's not one to cry, huh? My defense lately has usually been to mentally shut down when I see her.
>>5331883
>His face is more annoyed than anything.
What do you want, anyway?
>>5331892
I mean, no one actually LIVES in a tank. That's just weird.
>>5331802
She's a bit annoying when she tries to take stuff without any permission, but who am I to tell her not? She still brings me some of her items she had found during the day.
Just for being close to your old friend means that you're going to be more friendly towards me? Don't worry about it, I don't mind after all...
But, I'm going to rest for now and completing the remaining orders for tomorrow...
Farewell, Rika.
>>5331904
>She just stares blankly at him.
Never said I was normal.
>>5331904
If she lets me, then definitely.
You know this might be the one time where, "I'm prayin for you," really sounds helpful.
>>5331904
Nope. If anything, he'd be the one to make YOU cry. You, as in referring to the average guy, but you get the picture.
"Mentally shut down"? Dude, you and I both know that won't work. Do you want to get rid of her for good? Because I can help you with that, actually.
I want to tie rika to a chair and fuck her with a tank exhaust
>>5331924
>tank exhaust
Not big enough for her, tbqh
>>5331904
>Her fingers slowly trace circular patterns into your chest as she leans down to rest her head next to yours, speaking into your ear with a devilish grin
Nothing too extreme, let's start with your virginity and work our way up, hm?
>>5331924
So just another Saturday night?
>>5331905
Goodnight, stranger!
>>5331914
Oh. You, uh... huh. Alright.
...how do you sleep?
>>5331916
Hey, random question, but do you have any holy water on you?
>>5331920
F-For good? What do you mean by that?
>>5331933
Hey, what are you implying here?
>He manages to slip through his shirt, dropping to his feet and diving into a bush.
There are rocks in here! Some of them are sharp! Don't come any closer!
>>5331905
It helps when anything you could have would be freely given anyways.
...And yeah. I don't wanna upset her or anything. Later, then...Rinnosuke.
>>5331924
Piss off.
>>5331950
Y'know, make her stop bothering you! What else did you think I mean, "take care of her"? Nah, that takes too long. Unless you want that to happen.
I have a few tips and tricks to help you tell her to leave you alone!
>>5331950
You know, lemme go run and grab some, see ya!
>Fear clearly showing in his expression, he sprints away, clearly not intending on returning without much more assistance
>>5331950
I got a bedroll for when I'm not at my hideout, duh.
...Well, actually, that's just for emergencies, I just summon a small bed, actually. Did you think I just sat in a chair or just straight on the metal floor?
>it's an "only the losers who do this all day long" episode
>>5331950
Oh, the boy claims to have become a man already? Prove it!
>Heavy footsteps approach the bush, stopping within a foot of it
Use those rocks, defend your honor! Stab us in the heart and rid yourself of our presence!
>>5331988
Explain what you're doing here.
>>5331988
>Yep. And even I'm feeling I gotta wind down.
>>5331997
Waiting for the amerifats to fuck off
>>5331967
What advice could you give me that I haven't heard before? She's crazy, man. Nothing works.
>>5331974
Hurry!
...did he just ditch me?
>>5331981
Well, I didn't assume anything, but- wait, what do you mean by summon?
>>5331993
Great idea!
>He leaps out and grabs a horn, swinging around her with a sharp stone in hand. After a full rotation, he drives the stone towards her throat- and misses entirely, slamming into the side of her body and flopping to the ground.
Can we call this a tie?
>>5332001
How about fixing your sleep schedule, you Texan fuck?
>>5332010
>I almost had it fixed.
>>5332009
What do you think? Warping reality so that there just so happens to be a nice, comfy bed.
>>5332009
Not if Alfred Jones can help it! All you gotta do is stare at her, let out a sigh, and tell her, "It's time to talk". She'll immediately listen, and then you can tell her the truth!
...You've done that before, haven't you?
What if Avafags were TV shows what series would they be?
>>5332023
Wait wait wait. I got this
The Hunger Games! For people with Down-Syndrome!
>>5332023
Calling dibs on The brady bunch...just replace all the kids with possible wives.
>>5332023
Hoshi would be the Chapelle Show.
>>5332030
>It has eyes
What's next, Darling-Kun? You are going to tel lme you are a Mexican superhero in a blue suit?
>>5332009
As we thought. The spirit is willing, but you lack actual experience. Allow us to demonstrate proper technique.
>Seizing your wrist which wields the makeshift stone dagger, Serenity pushes it backwards, then plunges it into her chest, just beneath her left breast, all while grinning down at you. A deep purple fluid resembling blood leaks out, running over your hand, though she shows no indication of pain
A true man would have penetrated us without fear, aim guided by years of experience. You have much to learn.
>>5332036
N-No...
¡CORTAR! ELLOS SABEN!
>>5332023
>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>5332038
>Would have penetrated us
>US
Are you sure about that?
>>5332050
That's a movie
>>5332018
Oh yeah, of course. I do that every day. Whenever I'm hungry, I just warp a sandwich into my hands.
>>5332019
Of course I've done that before! This isn't advice.
>>5332038
C-Can you please not use the word "penetrate" when you have that flopping around?
>He stares a bit at the purple fluid on his hand. His face goes from worried to angry.
You know what? Forget this. I just wanted to hand out, have fun, maybe join a game, but you have to go and ruin everything. "Ooh, look at me, I'm big and purple, I have a big dick, watch me torment this poor kid." Is this fun to you? Are you having fun messing with me, just because I'm not ripped enough to fight back? Is that why you target me? I bet you're scared of anything bigger. Like all those muscles are for show. Just pick out the runt, and mess with him because he has no one to defend him. It's pathetic! You're pathetic! You're wasting 10 feet of space just by standing here!
So no, I'm not taking this anymore. I'm out of here. Have fun raping a nun or something, Grape Ape.
>He gets back to his feet and storms away.
>>5332054
Peri doesn't care.
>In all seriousness - Is there any TV-show at all that involves round murder? Game Of Thrones doesn't count.
>>5332062
Hannibal?
>>5332055
Yeah, but it's still a good idea! If you've done that, then just tell her firmly to leave you alone! Of course, I don't actually know who Sierra IS, so my advice might just fall on deaf ears. Still, persuasion and intimidation will get you pretty far, my friend.
>>5332023
>"IT'S TIME TO DUEL"
>>5332055
Oh, please. Not everyone gets to be an experienced magician.
...Later, I guess?
Either way, I'm gonna turn in, myself. Later, people.
Good morning HG
>>5332055
>Rather than pursue, the demoness sinks into the ground, retreating to her domain, thinking to herself
We didn't even have our male appendage out this time...
At least he's learning to stand up for himself.
>>5332052
"Our name is legion, for we are many"
>>5332070
Go to bed earlier, Rika! I've been hearing rumours that you're from Texas, and I know what time it is there! Good night!
>>5332074
Good morning, Anon! How's life been for ya? Pretty good?
>>5332068
>I'll take it
>>5332070
Nighty night night, grumpy tank lady!
>>5332062
Dexter?
>>5332055
>Have fun raping a nun or something, Grape Ape.
>>5332088
This post really puts things into perspective
>>5332099
I'm sleepy, sue me
pizza tastes pretty good
we ded? We ded.
>>5332117
That better be fruit-free pizza, nigger.
>>5332127
What are tomatoes?
>>5332134
Tomatoes are permitted, Anon.
>>5332139
Then it ain't fruit free
>>5332134
Tomatoes are round plump red bosoms, ripe for the groping - some guy 2011
>>5332144
Who gives a shit? There is fruit like tomatoes and then there is utter trash like pinapples.
>>5332139
NO
NEVER COMPROMISE
NOT EVEN IN THE FACE OF PINEAPPLE PIZZA
>>5332127
Pizza is a vegetable ya dongus
Uhhh... First whatever the fuck.
>>5332163
Andrew Wiggins
>>5332163
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>5332163
Momoko
>>5332163
Alfred Jones
>>5332163
Cody
...is she gone?
>>5332163
Yui
>>5332163
Ron Burgundy
>>5332163
Go
>>5332174
I have absolutely no idea who you're referring to.
>>5332163
Seth's Wife
>>5332174
I'm back, but, uh, she right there
>He points behind you
>>5332181
Perfect! I'm ready to play.
>>5332184
I can just choose not to turn around, right?
>>5332163
Diego Brando
>>5332163
Smoke
>>5332187
... Okay.
14 more tributes needed.
>>5332163
Myspace Tom
>>5332187
That is a choice you can make, but it probably ain't gonna stop the bitch slap she windin up.
>>5332163
Firefox
>>5332163
Serenity
>>5332192
Pig
>>5332197
>He still doesn't turn around.
She wouldn't slap me, would she?
>>5332163
Sakuta Gintoki
>>5332192
2 Pigs
>>5332163
Rob Dyke
>>5332163
Jean Claude Magnum
>>5332163
Feelsolini
Better than Mahiru
>>5332163
Kaede Akamatsu
>>5332192
3 Pigs
>>5332192
Evil Female Oak Tree
>>5332203
>As it turns out, she's been him for the past several minutes, as the real A.W. is still high tailing it to the nearest priest. She shifts into her normal form, sans penis
No. We wouldn't. However, we would like to apologize.
>>5332229
Yeah, I don't believe that. You haven't given me any reason to think you're capable of apologizing.
>>5332217
Superior ahoge-chan
>kissu
>>5332192
Tamamo
>>5332177
Will Ferral circlejerk revival when?
>>5332192
Mumei
>>5332244
Where is my kissu?
>>5332253
>kissu
>>5332253
>violently rapes
>>5332237
It is this impression we've given which we regret. We are unsure of how to behave ourselves in this realm, particularly around those whom we would normally attempt to corrupt and seduce.
>>5332253
The hero's feeling pretty lucky today, so I'm giving the others a chance to back off! Begin, dude!
>>5332248
Right now
WILL FERRELLS, ASSSEMMMBLLLLLEEEE
>
>>5332258
>>5332261
>Shoves away
What are you faggots, gay?
>>5332253
Let's do this. I have some aggression to take out.
...because it's not healthy to let that stuff stew in you, you know?
>>5332262
So, that's it? You treat me like a toy for weeks and now you just expect me to accept this apology, like you're a six-year-old who doesn't know how the world works?
...alright, sure. Good luck in the game.
>>5332265
Yes.
Now fucking French me, you homosexual son of a bitch.
I'm Willy Wonka and this is my Chocolate Factory. I work here with golden geese and my ethnically vague orange dwarves, the Oompa Loompas. Everything in here has a flavor and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know who's going to fall into the chocolate lake.
>>5332264
If you ain't first, you're last.
>>5332266
Do you truly forgive us? We had only paid attention to you since we caught your eye, and do not attempt to deny that part. Not many others regard us with much besides fear.
Best of luck, Cody.
>>5332274
At least you don't sniff my shoe. It's a long story.
I almost forgot to turn off the Musical Chairs word replacer.
And to turn the settings to Very High.
Everything is clear now and ready to go.
>>5332268
Anon, that's bestiality. I'm a fucking cat you know.
>>5332281
Protip: Don't follow the cat.
>>5332273
Ricky, that makes no sense. At all. In nearly any circumstance.
>>5332281
Believe you me, with Action News Team at your side, there's no task too great!
Well, it's a demon. That's also a ghost. There's not much to inspect really. It's a double negative.
>>5332278
We have heard the stories of man since he was capable of speech, and yet we find ourselves intrigued by this.
>>5332289
>>5332281
We wouldn't recommend the Pig either.
>>5332286
A cat is fine, too. Now fuck me in the ass and call me Johnny.
>>5332281
>>5332292
Can you get me a drink? I have nothing to quench my thirst...
>>5332302
No no. Its fine Ron. Just nap all day.
>>5332302
Oi, put down the bottle! I'm just saying that Myspace was a bad idea from the start--
>>5332304
You're not the first tall girl who's stalked me. Let's leave it at that.
>>5332305
Anon, I don't do that. I mean, I do. But I don't do that with people I don't know.
>>5332307
Of course! Neat or on the rocks?
>>5332302
Oh Baxter, I can't leave you here to sleep alone!
It's time to go Trick or Treating, but the tributes aren't having very much luck.
Except a thief. But he didn't even go trick or treating for it. He just straight up robbed someone's house for it.
Spider-sama I summon you!
>>5332314
If you know my name, we can fuck harder than a dog in heat. Now, let's skip the pleasantries and cut to the chase. Fuck me. Literally.
>>5332302
We would be happy to provide an even more intimate view if you remain unconvinced
>>5332312
Hmhmhmhhmm~, one so desperate for female companionship, and yet two have pursued you relentlessly in turn.
>>5332320
Foul beast, you'll rue this day!
>>5332320
HOLY HELL! Jesus Christ, take my wallet and all of that, your face is horrifying by itself!
>>5332326
I'm not a fucking dog you mongoloid, I'm a cat.
>>5332319
On the rocks please.
>>5332320
None. But I have managed to eat one of the none I have found.
>>5332314
Should have thought of that before your thread went around inviting lewd attention from ERP~
>>5332335
Don't you know what a metaphor is, you fuck? It was a comparison.
Evil cannot live with other evil, so one most defeat the other to take control of being "The best evil person here". It's about dominance and all.
I guess the bubble wizard wasn't much of a necromancer.
>>5332348
I needed fire wood. She looked like she could provide a healthy amount of it.
>The girl says as she starts to kindle a fire
>>5332345
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>5332346
You can't say cat in heat? I fucking kill dogs to get my gamble money. I don't want to hear about them.
>>5332348
AH! I'm so friggin' scared right now, dude! When the hell is this movie over?!
>>5332356
Then pretend it was a cat or some shit. Now hurry up and fuck me right up the ass.
USA
USA
USA
That Fox is no longer a fox.
>>5332340
Not my style, but understandable for a lady. Can't be expected to handle the raw masculinity of a straight drink.
>He pours you a jigger of scotch over several I've cubes
>>5332348
The majestic llama of the Amazon: half snake, half sex, all woman.
>>5332372
Hahaha, this is tremendous fun! Do you know the origins of this once sacred tradition?
>>5332372
Lets show these bastards what its like to skimp out on the candy, Ron.
>>5332366
Nah, I'd still rather not. Go swim around in the trash and you might find a couple of dogs you wanted.
>>5332372
A normal day in America, amirite? Now shut up and help me find some candy, I'm hungry as hell!
>>5332377
>scratches behind the ears
>>5332377
Where do you think we are?
>>5332378
>tosses a hamburger at you
I didn't even know Smoke had a heart. Isn't he supposed to be smoke?
>>5332385
A... A hamburger? Thank you so much, Anon! I'll treasure it dearly!
>He catches the hamburger and starts to munch on it.
Yo, where'd you get this from, anyway?
>>5332387
Alright, guys! Look for candy and any other things! Since I'm the hero, I get to go first, and you'll all be my backup! Good plan, yeah?
>>5332382
Q-Quit that.
>>5332384
I'm in the trash, I know that. But I'm at least not exploring it, aka, swimming in it.
>>5332387
Have you seen the clothes down here!? Tremendous style, whoever owned these had more sex than Hugh Hefner and Lemy combined.
>>5332387
>>5332398
The jackets they had are quite amazing. I'm not quite sure about the headgear though.
>>5332397
But you'll still in the trash with me, so fuck it. Let's have sexual intercourse while thousands of people watch in horror.
Is this what happens when you meet up with other people on MySpace in real life?
>>5332410
...Russia, you crazy bastard. Even if we're rivals you still manage to save me.
>>5332410
Might as well bury this loser somewhere.
>>5332407
I'm still not interested.
>>5332397
Aw. But you're adorable when you're flustered.
>>5332417
You will be in time, my son. You will in time.
>>5332406
Very avant garde, bold, great look on you, really! The Swedes have been wearing road work equipment for years now.
>>5332410
Next time my brothers, we will hunt again, and we will feast upon the meat of our prey!
Man, that must've been a lot of zombie hands to drag down multiple pigs.
The house is trying to claim more lives for itself, but it's failing.
So why is it that Ron and a newfag worth a damn in here?
>>5332422
The Swedes? Really? Well I better take advantage of this new trend before anyone else really does.
>>5332429
This better make Roadwork equipment the it new things here in the Arena, Ron.
>>5332429
>>5332416
Action News reporting live from a historic scene, the first female extreme sports competitor ever caught on film!
>>5332420
Yeah, but I'd like to not be touched. Even if it feels good, it's awkward and uncomfortable.
>>5332421
I don't think I will, ever... Jim? Jim was your name right?
>>5332439
Anon. My name is Anon, and you know this.
>>5332432
What
2 pigs fighting over a piece of candy glued to the floor is kinda cute to think about.
In other news, a lot of people died trick or treating tonight.
>>5332446
A-avenge me, Ron!
>>5332446
Aw, crap, I died? Damn, and I was doing so well, too...
>>5332435
Uh, wait! Innovators always suffer at the hands of the public throughout history! Galileo was tortured when he discovered the earth was round, and who can forget when Martin Luther II, King of Black People, invented marching!? They shot him for that! Let another suffer for the road work fashion, don't be a hero!
>>5332446
Share? This is my candy!
>>5332444
I thought you wanted to be called Jim.
Was that someone else?
>>5332454
No, that was my other cousin, Anon E. Moose. My name's just Anon.
>>5332450
NOOOOOOO, ATTRACTIVE LADY WHOSE NAME WE FORGOT! TAKE ME INSTEAD, CRUEL WORLD!
Well, it's time for the inevitable.
IT'S THE FEAST, THE TIME WHERE THE GHOSTS OF THE MANSION ALL COME TOGETHER TO COOK A BIG FEAST FOR ALL THE TRIBUTES LEFT ALIVE.
And everyone is choking at the dinner table.
Or getting killed by a rogue rock.
>>5332466
I don't usually drink wine, is it supposed to taste exactly like blood? Wow, that is uncanny.
>>5332461
Are you both gay? Can you guys just leave a cat alone?
>>5332466
We have no need for mortal nourishment. Our hunger is insatiable.
>Serenity is out of pictures that don't prominently feature big ol demon dick
>>5332480
Yes, and no, we can't leave a cat alone. Like my great uncle Anon Y. Mous said; "A cat is fine, too."
Host?
And it all ends with A FUCKING BROKEN EVENT FUCK.
>>5332499
ded or alive
end
>>5332499
I was making the wincard and didn't expect the game to end so... Abruptly.
end
>>5332504
>He
Well played.
>>5332504
(He/her) is surprisingly fitting. Thank you for the game, host. If only Setsuna were here to celebrate with us.
>>5332509
Congrats to Serenity, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>5332509
Thanks for the game.
>>5332511
Thanks for the game
>>5332513
HAS
>>5332514
I was watching. Good job!
>>5332511
Thanks for hosting.
>>5332529
Thanks for participating.
>>5332529
You are not wearing panties.
With our victory, we must depart for now. Farewell!
>>5332529
That must be why we were able to win! We should celebrate together later today, over in the neighboring realm.
>>5332533
I didn't participate, though.
>>5332538
Oh. I'm not.
>>5332540
Oh, bye. I can't wait!
>hits everyone in the thread in the face with a towel
>I gotta go now, too. I've got something special planned for today, though.
>>5332542
I still can't believe you made soviet a man
>>5332546
ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY SOVIET?
>>5332546
>marry Soviet
>cuck him for an american soldier
>divorce and get half of his shit
Sounds like a good plan
>>5332549
Soviet wasn't a girl when I met him, though.
>>5332552
No. Why are you yelling at me?
>>5332554
That would be mean.
>>5332542
Who gives a shit?
>>5332543
>Runs away under a truck
>>5332556
Tell me your plan.
KNEES WEAK
>>5332563
My plan is to be friends with him. We don't have to change that.
I really need to go now. Bye, person.
>>5332554
Hua
>>5332556
He was a boy tho. Not anymore though.
You get the stench of vodka off you yet?
>YWN lose your virginity to Setsuna
post yfw
>>5332569
Bye, Bow-Chan!
>>5332574
>still having your virginity
>>5332574
>YWN beat Soviet to the punch
post yfw
>>5332574
>implying anything that is willing to stoop so low to sleep with the untermensch is worth it.
>>5332574
She's a slut.
Is your ava a Virgin?
>>5332586
And you're a bitch who is intent on setting women back 5 decades
>>5332589
You tell me
>Sleeping Wiggins
>>5332589
Nope/Probably still is/I don't know/Nope/Nope
>>5332589
>all of them except Tai
>>5332591
That's not really much of my own fault, but how people take me in.
It's not like I have a big effect anyways. I'm a small pebble with a bunch of other pebbles that will make an uproar about the littlest things because it's the fun thing to do.
>>5332589
No, unless those kids aren't actually his.
>>5332602
>Tai
BRING HIM BACK
>>5332610
Here in my garage, about to be devoured and never seen again
>>5332610
>When I feel like it
>for now, he's in heaven driving Lamborghinis
>>5332602
>shoves ice cube up your hoohah
>there is no denying this
>no hologram, clone, body double, etc.
>you like this
>>5332618
>Hoohah
>>5332618
>is a hologram of my clone's body double
>>5332589
Look at this pussy magnet and tell me he's a virgin.
>>5332622
...virgin
>>5332622
>>5332622
I do remember this guy getting fucked in the ass next door once.
>>5332622
Even we wouldn't commit carnal acts with him
>>5332641
You'd fuck a fly for Christ sake woman, don't lie.
>>5332645
Your fly will be destroyed, followed by the hole it helps protect if you continue.
>>5332634
>>5332637
>>5332639
>>5332641
>Goes back to bed
>>5332650
So this is how Miia's puspus looks like.
>>5332657
alright sleep well
>>5332657
plz host kmina
>>5332620
>shuffles uncomfortably
Rachnera-chan taught me that word
>>5332657
>Joins
>Non-sexually
>>5332659
>Rapes
>>5332669
If dubs you ERP in the HG thread today
>>5332671
Assist. And it must be with Soviet.
>>5332666
I-I would, but my first class starts at 8 and it's 5:30
I'm not even dressed and I still have an hour and a half walk to do to get there
>>5332669
>Snuggles up to without touching your penis
have you ERP'd today, HG?
>>5332676
Pussy.
>>5332680
yes
>Thought I could host
>Something comes up
ah shucks
>>5332657
>>5332669
>>5332676
>Snuggles up to everyone
>>5332694
>Pulls you in too
>>5332691
It's the thought that counts.
>>5332694
How about you snuggle my 9mm in your mouth and pull the trigger. Ya bich.
>>5332694
>Is snuggled by best archer ifyournameisntTakumi
I-I want snuggles too!
>Actually going to sleep now
>>5332716
>Snuggles lovingly
>>5332716
You want snuggles?
>Gives the anon her gun
Here, you can use this as your teddy bear for the night.
>>5332716
yeah give me fucking snuggles
>>5332720
Not from you
>>5332720
>>5332723
Holy shit HG, wake up
>>5332781
>>5332784
how i get into 2who?
>>5332781
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
>>5332787
>do you want to read manga or play the games?
>>5332784
>>5332787
You stick it in
>>5332808
There are several official manga, 3 of them are currently still running.
The best way to get into touhou would probably reading one of the manga and starting of the easier games in the series like Touhou 7 or Touhou 8