HG Thread: Chimera Invasion Edition!
I want to die.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMT20Z2NEU
FUCK OF CHIMERA
>>5321685
KILL EM ALLLL
>>5321503
>kek
>>5321527
This is not forgivable. I am sorry.
>lights promethium flamethrower.
>>5321534
It is my job as a Grey Knight to purge demons from the Warp. They are vile scum that will perish under my hand.
>>5321370
It seems that I am correct. Slaaneshi influence gripped him and it is most likely that he did heretical acts with the demonesses that inhabit those areas. This is only forgivable by immolation. You are not tainted, I can sense it.
>>5321570
Which I am right. Without bad intention, the tanks you design are armored even less than a guardsman, and they have pitiful armor.
>>5321591
I cannot have fun, for I am a Space Marine. MY capabilities of having "fun" or being "happy" are all but gone. It also only serve to waste time.
>>5321698
It certainly does have the potential to be one.
>>5321685
Wait... What's going on?
i so bad at rp how do i become a good one damn it.
>>5321717
How did Setsuna's snatch feel?
>>5321728
you don't, you become a host instead
>>5321728
keep practicing and learn from your mistakes
>>5321728
Learn the ways of the actor or bard.
>>5321615
hmmm. You know, Ive been looking for a female warrior for quite some time now. One with the ferocity needed to call in the hundreds, yet, the flexability needed o not stumble into every trap, like your friend.
Work for me, and In return I can make you relive those memories as long as you wish
>>5321728
>do you not understand how we are so good at rp?
>Do you just never know what to say
>>5321718
>>5321717
>>5321726
>They plague the thread like a fucking storm and shoot everything on sight.
>>5321728
Read more. Elsewhere.
Write more. Also elsewhere.
>>5321758
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>ripping and tearing in the distance
>>5321753
second one
>>5321716
>The mod in the game also replaces all the sounds period in the game with it.
>>5321615 (Peri)
Nope. The Asakuras were...a humble little family. Actually, would you believe me if I said that when I was little, I wanted to be a magician?
>>5321665
>>5321726
I see what they see, feel what they feel.
...Which, yeah. Sometimes means it's uncomfortable.
>>5321721
All you've seen is my Flower Tank, haha! And I've made lots of changes since you shot it up.
>>5321721
>spreads out arms
I deserve it for my sins. Thanks for serving justice to me.
>>5321738
>grabs and pulls your head up slitting yout throat and smashes it into the ground
No
>>5321758
STAND! HOLD YOUR GROUND!
>blasts with dual RPK
>>5321740
Not him, but how can I into hosting? I need some external program or something?
>>5321721
How sad and boring. What's the point of being a space marine if you can't have fun with all the things you get as well?
i can legitimately say that Rika,Aussa,blue beetle Nod unit and wiggins are currently the best RPers in the community
>>5321758
>Takes cover behind some rocks
Wh-Who are these guys!?
>>5321778
I see... Is there anyway you can sever the link between you and them?
>>5321786
>http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
>http://hgtools.neocities.org/
>https://userstyles.org/styles/118643/hg-customizer
>>5321809
Ok.
>>5321809
>Rika
>Aussa
Have you been here for 2 days?
>>5321752
NO! NO NO NO NO NO! PERI DOES NOT WANT TO REMEMBER HER PAST ! GO AWAY OLD MAN BEFORE PERI ERASES YOUR EXISTENCE
>>5321778
So did Peri! What girl doesn't want to be a sparkly princess that can make unicorns appear just by waving a book around~!?
>>5321809
>Rika,Aussa
Hello, newfriend.
>>5321776
>>5321783
>You take the first wave down, but legions among legions of hordes Zerg Rush the fields of HG. Throwing everything at you.
>>5321809
>Rika
>Aussa
Same person. are you new, my friend?
>>5321809
>Rika
>Aussa
>>5321862
>damage control
fuck off newfag
>>5321758
>bullets do not even scratch his armor
>he shoots back with bolter flak rounds, absolutely shredding anything in its path.
>>5321778
Correct, but by judging that, you have not discovered the substances required to withstand a simple lasgun hit.
>>5321796
The point of being a space marine is fighting to the survival of mankind, not for playing around.
>>5321783
>does pic related to you
>>5321809
>Rika,Aussa
>welcome to HG m80
>>5321728
Read
Specifically, read something that has a lot of interaction between people. Or if you don't like reading watch a good TV show or movie.
If you want to take it a step further and venture dangerously close to autism level like me, whenever you hear or read a good response to something write it down. Definitely do this if its a line your own character says.
>>5321862
Anon, it's okay, you can admit you got confused and that you don't pay much attention to anything.
>>5321857
LET'S SEE THOSE GUTS
>>5321809
i can only agree that wiggins is pretty good.
>>5321728
Copy other people
Good artists create, but great artists steal.
>>5321935
>burns and dies
This is fine
>>5321857
>Sabaton- Hill 3234 intensifies
>>5321979
>damage control
>>5321935
What is the point in doing anything if it is not fun? Paula wouldn't want to have a career like that!
when you realize you only come here to shitpost its the time to reevalute your existence.
>>5322017
>Someone needs to get a drawfag
Good joke, m8.
>>5321819
Nope. They're either around.
>She snaps her fingers, and the eye vanishes.
Or they're not. If I can't power them, and all, they kinda just...stop being a thing. Same principle with my tank. If I'm not powering it, it's just a useless hunk of metal.
>>5321839
Hehehe, it wasn't quite that, but hey, maybe I could at least teach you to fly. Rikako and I had a good bit of raw potential in us, too! We wanted to be entertainers and show that those 'monsters' weren't as scary as everyone thought.
>>5321935
You only hit it with physical rounds, last time! Besides, the Flower Tank is cheap and nothing special, compared to my masterpiece.
>>5321935
>They throw out this motherfucker for the likes of you as he shoots hell-fire cannons, and throws swarms n' swarms of spinner spiders at you.
>>5321953
>[Guts Intensifies]
>[Hordes Intensifies]
>>5321839
I'l retract my offer then. After being so used to dealing with the mute, hearing a voice that loud is quite the experience. A troubled past indeed, many have it, but clearly you could not cope with it. This will not do at all.
So I shall see to it that you get the rest you deserve, but remember little Peri.
The weakest place anyone can be stabbed, Is in their own mind.
First one to host gets to be an oldfag
>>5322042
RUNNING LOW...ON BERSERK...
>>5322047
Tell me about Oldfags! Why are they old!?
I SUMMON ELEMENTAL HERO AVIANNNNNNNNNNNN
>>5322035
Peri doesn't want to fly. She doesn't need to because most people she kills are on the ground. And Peri is also a bit afraid of heights.
>>5322043
Actually, old man is wrong. The area between someone's legs an their naughty bits. Nobody ever bothers to protect that area. Lots of veins and arteries are there. peri always tries to stab someone there so they bleed out very fast and painfully ~!
>>5322043
Game of Fate?
>>5322035
I see... Hold on, you're the power source of that machine?
>>5322070
>doesn't talk
>>5322047
Gross! Who wants to be as old as you? Give better prizes! Like candy or money!
>>5322103
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
>>5321991
Heretic exterminated.
>>5322001
It is called war, Paula. You are too innocent to know what war truly is.
>>5322017
>hell yeah, that would be dank as hell.
>>5322035
Well, care to show me it?
>>5322042
HA! I HAVE TAKEN ORKS OUT THAT ARE TALLER THAN YOU
>disorients them using psyker powers and fucking immolates the big one with promethium.
>>5322068
>injects highly powered vodka into you
This should be better.
midfags are pretty chill
newfags are a bit cancerous at times
oldfags ooc talk about their lives and occasionally rp
>>5322152
I don't fucking talk about my life.
>>5322152
Phil's from the stone, Jack's from the pier.
>>5322152
This
>>5322104
B-but, I'm not old!
>>5322121
>wonders why you would shoot someone before throwing him out of the plane
>>5322148
....aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGUUUUUUTTTTTSSSS
>looks like it's working
If anyone wants to play some CAH, here you go:
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=32
password is: trash
>>5322080
Perhaps, but I have a couple of events I will need to add first. Doesn't stop anyone else from hosting however.
>>5322076
Ah, you see I thought that at first too, but then I realized what is it that causes people to feel pain in the first place.
Why not cut out the middleman as it were and let them suffer the torment of their own imagination? It's a new experience every-time, No cleanup, no-one to blame, no witnesses and most importantly, true TERROR in their eyes.
>>5322141
>respawns
Was that to merciful for someone like me?
>>5322071
>Trap Hole
>>5322086
>She grins like an idiot
Surprised?
>>5322076
You'll never need to be afraid when you can fly, at least. Aaah...you really should feel what it's like some day, when you can give a bird a run for their money, that sensation of freedom, wind running through you hair...it's a great sensation, trust me.
>>5322141
I swore I wouldn't use it until I could have the blessing of a friend.
Sorry, I suppose, Janus.
>>5322173
At least you can talk!
>>5322141
Paula may be childish but she's not stupid! Toyman should have just said that. Paula understands.
>>5322173
Then you have aged really badly! All of those wrinkles, how old are you?
>>5322192
It doesn't matter if I can talk. What matters is my plan
>>5322189
Very! I thought it needed some type of fuel to work!
>>5322180
And no blood. Sounds boring to Peri. Hearing someone's scream when they realsie they are bleeding to death is the best there is!
>>5322189
And so is killing someone using nothing but strength and a sharp slicer. But Rika doesn't want to try it either...
>>5322222
check'd
>>5322222
>quints
oooooooh shit
>>5322214
Was making people replay to you part of your plan?
>>5322211
Barely 50! That's not old at all, your world is just a bit different to mine
>>5322068
>>5322141
>>5322148
>The horde ignores, Soviet and Doom Guy. While setting their eyes on Janus. They send upon masses among masses of chimeras, angels, burrowers, carriers, cocoons, crawlers, furies, grims, krakens, leapers, leechs, leviathans, longlegs ravagers, rollers, etc. Every fucking thing paramount from the chimeras, spire missiles, and a gateway to their planet. The sky and fields are practically plagued of these fuckers.
>>5322222
>Checking my quints
>>5322222
>>5322152
>implying I have a life to talk about
>>5322260
NOOOO! GET OFF HIM!
>>5322260
Flanking them!
>gets on Hind and fires everything he has to support Janus
>>5322252
Of course!
>>5322222
>Neat.
So how long'd that little masquerade manage to fool you, huh?
>>5322227
Hey, I've been putting your gift to good use, actually!
>>5322254
Haha! In every world that's considered old! Paula thinks it is a good thing you're nearly fifty! She thought you would've been nineteen or something when you told her.
>>5322183
>immolates again
He has become a demon, this is not good.
>>5322189
Hm, I still have my doubts about its capabilities.
>>5322211
Then you are not as childish than I thought.
>>5322260
By the Emperor!
>Janus calls for backup, teleporting in 2 Brotherhoods of Grey Knights along with several dreadnoughts, purifiers, chaplains, justiciars and 3 Dreadknights (pic related)
>>5322322
For quite a while, actually!
Excuse me, I have to go work on something, Rika. I'll be back soon.
>>5322297
well congratulations you got yourself replays! What's the next step in your master plan!?
>>5322333
Hey! 50 is not old at all, alright?! It's like I was born yesterday...or a week ago...
>>5322322
Really? Show Peri how bloody it is! SHOW HER SSHOW HER SHOW HEEEEEER!
>She jumps up and down in excitement, giggling at the prospect of seeing her gift put to good use
>>5322356
Crashing this board...
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>5322285
>This little guy is set to stall you from Janus.
>>5322339
I am more experienced than you think. But a fight like that would never be over. I wouldn't want to waste my time with that.
>>5322359
Far off the mark! Paula thinks it's around 3000 weeks!
>>5322339
I am no demon! Medic long time ago made a respawn tool for this place. Calm down.
>>5322393
Shut up, smart head. Nobody asked you to do the maths
>>5322377
>Nice dubs
No! I'm in charge here!
>RP fighting
>>5322294
>Drones are set to stall the Hind.
>>5322339
So. What the hell is the best that your tanks can do?
>>5322351
I haven't hid what I am for a looong time, either. Later, though.
>>5322366
I've been thinking, isn't it better that I just clean it regularly?
>She pulls the blade out, showing it off with a fairly nervous smile.
I haven't been getting too crazy with it, though, I'll admit.
I haven't seen this caliber RP since my naruto forum days
>>5322429
>Glasses him
>>5322425
Do you feel in charge?
>>5322453
>Screaming
>>5322444
>I want to forget.
>>5322463
>movie ends
>>5322432
>calls in MiGs and more choppers and deals with drones
The West makes better ones
>>5322386
...GONNA NEED A BIGGER GUN
Do yuo into needing assistance?
>>5322393
Unfortunately, that's is what I am doing at this moment. I must go and fight against these strange demons.
>>5322397
That is fine, now keep helping me with these demons.
>>5322442
Well, they are capable of plowing through nuclear weapons without much damage. My armor is a form of tank.
>>5322442
>She is dissapointed when se sees the clean blade, not a single drop of bloodshed is to be seen.
..Peri is dissapointed. How can she be sure it isn't just Rika trying to impress her?
..Maybe Peri should challenge Rika to a blood duel! First one to shed the blood of his or her opponent wins!
>>5322339
>Battle Intensifies
>>5322529
>purging intensifies
>>5322424
It will be okay. You will forget about this conversation minutes from now! But Paula will remember it forever. Especially after you called her smart!
>>5322517
Hihi! Paula would like to play in a game! Could you make one?
>>5322521
Paula has too many things to worry about. She doesn't need another thing she can't control.
>>5322444
>Is it a good thing that I never had any experiences with that?
>>5322521
And in sheer terms of firepower?
>>5322528
Do you think I'd lie about this?
...And this'd be, like...in a game, right?
>>5322444
Oh, ain't that some kinda, uh...Graphic novel?
Except, they ain't in English usually, unless they get translated or somethin'. What's RP, by the way? Sounds like the name of a rapper, ya dig?
>>5322546
You're being rude right now, you're lucky I need to get some rest!
>>5322546
Hmm...
Ich kould attempt make Oktoberfest kode, if ein does not into exist yet.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE CLASSY INQUISITION!
Welcome to the One Hundred and Thirty-fourth Classy Games!
I'll have 36 of you. Ready...go.
>>5322521
I am trying. A bit occupied
>swings Hind around and take as few potshots at demons going after you
>>5322517
Yes. Demons have attacked the thread. We need the... PANZER ELITE BORN TO COMPETE NEVERR RETREAT
>>5322584
Sylvie Paula Paula
Thank you!
>>5322584
Police-kun
>>5322555
>hands you a tome
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Baneblade
This is one of the heaviest tanks in service.
>>5322546
War is the way of the Space Marine, so I fight in wars.
>>5322584
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>5322584
Boku
>>5322584
Hot Shot
>>5322584
Fuck off bait.
>>5322584
Fox McCloud
>>5322584
Hiyoko Saionji
>>5322584
DOOMGUY
>>5322584
Utsutsu
>>5322555
>I think it's mixed. You get really cringe worth RP, but god damn it you'll probably never see it ever again in a lifetime.
>>5322584
The Player
>>5322555
Let's find out of Rika knows how to stab with one of Peri's stabbers~!
>>5322584
Peri
>>5322584
Noisemaster
>>5322584
Adrian Rollini
>>5322584
Das Reich
>>5322584
Classy Furry porn
>>5322584
>>5322584
Lilith
>>5322584
Andrew Wiggins
>>5322584
Shalashaska
>now i go to sleep
>>5322584
Mikhail
>>5322584
Accelerator
>>5322584
Classless Soviet.
See what I did there?
>>5322584
Rick Harrison
>>5322584
Bavaria
>>5322584
Jibril
>>5322584
Ruby Gloom
>>5322584
Cyberman
>>5322584
Maid-chan
>>5322584
Literally me
>>5322584
Kirigiri
>>5322584
Rika
>>5322599
You showed me this before. I'm not impressed.
>>5322584
Los Wachiturros
>>5322584
Early "Original Gator Hater" Cuyler.
>>5322584
Hugging Predator
>>5322584
Izayoi Sonosuke
>>5322584
Setsuna
>>5322584
Koyomi Araragi
>>5322578
Paula should be kinder to the elderly. Night night!
>>5322579
Paula's never heard of it so it must not exist.
>>5322599
Paula likes to fight but she wouldn't do that. Tournaments are enough for her.
>>5322584
>>5322633
>Neko chan
>>5322584
Sorey
>>5322584
Sanae Kochiya
>>5322584
Xeno Miku
>>5322584
Eggman-kun
>>5322584
Emiya Kiritsugu
bump game
>>5322699
>>5322698
piece of shit
>>5322619
...In the games, right? Because I know I wouldn't stand a chance against you.
>>5322617
>I almost feel bad now.
>>5322699
Ayyyyyy lmao
>>5322584
Baki Hanma
>>5322584
Classy Yukine
>>5322717
Excuse me?
>>5322745
You heard me right
>>5322696
>
>>5322719
BORING! Should Peri just finish you off now? She doesn't like people who give up.
>>5322739
>kissu
>>5322584
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5322719
>Don't be.
>>5322584
chara
>>5322584
>>5322683
Give my spot to >>5322725
>>5322698
Fucking bitch
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=32
password is: trash
>>5322584
The Dealer
>>5322689
Ich vill if mein time permitting. K?
>>5322739
>tfw have seen the anime
And this is why i think Utsutsu is a cute.
>>5322755
>>5322776
I truly don't understand what is going on.
>>5322599
>>5322643
MY BROTHERS IN ARMS...WE HAVE DRIVEN OFF THE HORDE.
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
Avafags who are past their primes?
>>5322666
Well, how about this one?
>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emperor_Battle_Titan
It is not a tank as such, but it serves the same purpose.
>>5322689
It is unfortunately my way of life.
>>5322801
Shut up monster
>spits on you
>>5322794
So how was Oktoberfest?
>>5322584
Saber
>>5322807
>Raises hand
>>5322807
Everyone.
>>5322806
Good luck, everyone.
>>5322757
You don't mean that seriously, do you!?
>>5322808
The only thing I'm impressed about is it's size, really.
>>5322584
Classy Junko
>implying I won't get a swap
>>5322817
>grabs you by the ear
How rude, don't you have any kind of manners?
I won't tolerate this kind of behaviour.
>>5322801
Genocider!
>>5322806
Das ist gut
>>5322807
>Never had one to begin with
>>5322819
Oktoberfest last fur longer zhen just ein day. Into lasting few veek!
>>5322806
Looks good.
>>5322837
Want to find out?~ Keeeheheheheheeeeeee!
>>5322806
PREPARE FOR DELETION.
>>5322842
LET ME GO!
HEEEEEEEEEEELP SHE'S RAPING ME
>>5322838
>begging for a swap
.-.
>>5322794
Got it! Paula's trying to work on something as well!
>>5322806
Alright. Let's go class it up!
>>5322808
This is getting too depressing for Paula! Haha!
>>5322848
I'm terribly sorry, but I don't think I am who you think I am.
>>5322806
Seems I was late... Ah well, back to what I was doing.
>>5322757
I'm not gonna lie Peri is indeed a cute.
>>5322838
>>5322806
Swap
>>5322836
Good luck
>>5322850
Alright. Seems things quieted down
>>5322866
Don't start playing victim, have some dignity for crying out loud.
Now calm down and let's talk this out like adults.
>>5322866
>>5322842
>the mask individual comes from the shadows, with a pistol in hand.
Not on my watch.
>>5322882
Much appreciated.
>>5322868
>
>>5322895
>>5322910
You really have no shame, calling me names, spitting on my face, and to top it all of: lying.
>>5322918
Yes...Spread despair, ANNIHILATE ALL HOPE! USHER IN THE END OF LIFE ITSELF!
>>5322805
It seems you are correct. I must be off now. Farewell, soldier.
>>5322837
This are more resistant than your tanks, for they are made to last. The guns that they carry can easily destroy almost anything. But alas, I must leave now. See you around Rika. I would like to see your tank sometime.
>>5322871
Well Paula, I must leave now to fight. See you around.
>pats you on the head
>>5322924
TELL THAT TO THE JUDGE
>>5322805
WOOO!
>>5322910
Don't worry, I got this under control.
>>5322924
Is it true you're going to... 'have fun' with this individual.
>points the gun at her.
Answer me.
>>5322945
Which judge?
I'm really dissapointed you are acting this way.
>>5322962
What? Ofcourse not, what kind of degenerate do you take me for?
>>5322936
>she's beaming as she receives the pats
Paula hopes that it will get better for you. Even if there's a slim chance, there's still a chance! Bye!
>>5322861
>She just looks dismayed, putting the weapon away and folding her arms
I'm not someone that'd want to attack their friends, Peri.
>>5322936
You'd be astonished at the standards our land holds itself to. But bye.
>>5322805
Sorry ich late
>>5322871
Ich work on thing as vell. Ist kall "Vorld Domination". So far ist habe been into many sukkessful.
>>5322884
Damn. In mean ich late
I did a thing. No swaps from here.
Bloodbath next.
>>5322987
Good gods. Rika is as tense as a foal not used to the bridle, did anyone ever tell her that? Why would Peri ever harm you intentionally?