Non-MLP equine thread?

I fucking love those teatbras

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>>5320061
Horse piercings are the best

horse buttholes are a miracle of the universe

>>5316473
My ultimate goal in life is to live in some rural place outside the city, own a beautiful white mare with a delicious pink pussy, and pound into her day and night.

Every time before I'd fuck her, I'd run my hands up and down her round ass, maybe even give it a kiss here and there, and if she trusted me, give it a nice smack.

I'd make sure to cum inside her everytime too, I don't know why those porn vids don't have the guys cum inside them

Why are horses so common in beastiality? I can understand dogs because alot of people have one, but horse aren't that abundant.

>>5327934
Horse behinds man. Can any other species even compete?

>>5327934
Have you seen their vaginas?
Have you seen their behavior during heat with people they like?
You'll find your answer in those questions.

>>5327934
Horses have served humans for thousands of years, lemme tell you, if you were a cavalryman who was camping during a cold night, and all you had to keep you warm was your mare, you'd be pounding dat

I wish I could post real pics, because there's some great pics of stallions wearing thin gold chains on their balls.

>>5327644
Because horse pussy pH is widely disparate from the pH of human semen, to the point that, if they did, it would cause vaginal infections. Specifically, the kind of infection that, to a vet, says, "you have a horse fucker on your hands, call the ASPCA."

>>5331236
As long as it's not of people fucking the animals, it's fine. Horse junk bling should be okay.

>>5332329
That sounds fake but okay

I want a horse to sit on my face

>>5332329
source on that claim?

>>5333953
>>5333126
Easy. Get caught and have them tell you how they knew.

>>5333126
it's true for any species, i had a buddy who had acidic cum that burnt his wife's vag whenever they fucked so he had to wrap it
it depends on the pH of both the woman and the man
what really matters is bacterial infections and if you get a culture done. any of the medical staff that get the results will know you're an animal fucker and laugh at you in the back room

>>5334167
Looks like I'll have to wear a condom and let it hang from her pussy when I finish

why is bestiality illegal? -- serious question

>>5334250

because some faggot died

>>5334167
So is it genes that determine whether i can nut inside my mare or not?

>>5334250
spread of disease
abuse
taboo
etc.

so where do you guys find not-shit videos of mare fucking

>>5334473
infinity-chan has a zoo board, there's even a thread with stallions getting fucked and blown

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>>5332336
Is this acceptable

>>5332329
Take it from a guy who fucks his mares almost every day. That is 100% not true.

>>5334511
any sexual contact between irl human and irl animal is not allowed
not that I don't welcome it

>>5334250
Religion.
Aside from that, there is no reason why it spools be illegal.
Any other concerns such as animal abuse are already covered by animal abuse laws.

>>5334564
Welp, gotta delete that shit now

>>5334462
He's just filling you do of crap to scare you. There is nothing wrong with cumming inside an animal. It's not harmful in any way, and there would be no way to detect it via fluid samples after a day or two.

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>>5334473
The Pirate Bay.

>>5334559
not him, but to an extent he is right
I have a friend who's sweat is mildly acidic and it eats through his metal watch band, so he goes through one a year and has to replace the watch head every 2-3 years

I really doubt anyone would be acidic enough to hurt someone from just cumming inside, it's probably more due to diet than anything

>>5332329
>>5334167
Smells like horseshit

>>5334603
Really? What do I type in?

>>5334620
Well.. I cum in animals daily. They are still happy and healthy. So far my cum hasn't eaten a hole through anyone's vag.
I'll go with my hard evidence and experience over his let's scare the kiddies bullshit.

>>5334629
Whatever you're looking for.
If you don't find it use other words.

Best mare pack is a place to start.
Or men and mares.
Jan's mares.
I Forget what else.

Seriously, just type shit in its all there. I have about 800gig of animal porn on my computer. 95% is probably from torrent sites.

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>>5334598
can confirm, I fucked my bitch on a weekly basis for several years, brought her to the vet for a couple urinary tract infections where they microscoped a sample from her vagoo and they never acted weird like they knew anything. I just made sure to wait at least a couple days between sex and the vet visit.

I guess it's a bit of a gamble if your dog has an emergency medical issue right after you've fucked, but I'm willing to take my chances. I wish it wasn't illegal though, the dog clearly loves it and I would feel much safer not having to hide it from the vet.

>>5334689
Yeah, if it were legal and accepted you could even take your animals in for wellness exams.
I'm as open about it as I can be.
At least half my friends know I fuck my animals, and almost all the girls I have relationships with know.

it's funny that drawn horses getting dicked is fine, but photos/videos of real horses is not

>>5335884
Same with loli huh?

>>5336028
pretty much
in some states and countries, it's illegal to even have drawn bestiality or loli

>>5332329
Go try again on your exams on biology. PH and infections? What? That's just opposite - human and horse mare has so little common diseases, that there no risk to both of them.

>>5328420
That's true. Everything about them are beautiful.

>>5336120
fuck the law! Destroy the order! Noone could obstruct the true love. Even a punky jerk could love a random stupid human shitty girl. Blind evolutional instincts, no more. Or religion, which case is even more uglier and narrowminded. But how about loving your only one mare? Not because she is a mare but despite that fact? Nice, beautiful living creature, elegant and lovely... Well, I know - you're just a dull human female, and you're just jealous. So go fuck yorself with a broom.

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>>5334473
torrents

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

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She's ready for adventure.

>>5316473
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>>5320840
Who is this artist? I love his work.

>>5343424
Anon, try looking at the corner of the pictures next time

>>5343064
the answer is winking at you right in the face

>>5334544
Honestly pathetic

>>5346102
And yet I'm sure a majority of people here are jealous

>>5343403
Just let me grab my sword and bag of gold.
The good life

>>5343476
Hard to see on mobile

>>5346116
perfec-
>balls
...90% perfect

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While the picture is signed, I am unable to read the artist's signature. Would any kind anon be able to supply me the name of this artist?

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>>5351448

>>5351963

This is literally one of the hottest things I've ever seen. What in the name of holy fuck is wrong with me?

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Anyone fantasize about fucking the shit out of Faline?

Even in canon; she was bold, playful and flirty.

>>5356797

I'd hump her till her eyes rolled back into her head.

>>5351040
perfec-
>balls
200% perfect

>>5346116

Would suck on those nuts.

>>5356989
nu-uh

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>>5357077 gay as fuck

>>5357788
it's horse balls, so it isn't gay if it's with a different species

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>>5357967 yes that still gay if it`s has a dick and balls with a men or a horse r still gay a hell

>>5358087

Your loss.

>>5358087
I love horsecock and balls, but human ones are gross to me, explain that

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>>5358504 your still fucking gay

>>5359165
nah

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>>5359806 are you a boy?

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>>5359991
¿DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

I want a horse to sit on my face :^]

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>>5358087
>>5359165
Speak English, you fucking mongoloid.

>>5351448

Looks horrific. He looks like he lost a bar fight against a pack of niggers and huge lips on a horse is off-putting at best.

>>5329383
How many cavalrymen do you think did this?

I mean, a lot wouldn't have the opportunity since the horses would be stabled and guarded or even the inclination because camp followers are a thing but still.

>>5351459
>>5351448
SAUCE?

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>>5360519 yes i did what are going to do call the police on me

>>5368128
they identify as mayonaise you ignorant fool
their pronouns are eggi, eggou and egger

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>>5368167
>and egger
i don't know why i laughed at this
i must be high

>>5362904

They likely organized secret orgies. All those cavalrymen humping their beloved mares in intense passion.

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>>5363400

Seconding this. Anyone have sauce, pl0x?

thread needs macro mares

we need macro mares in general

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>>5362904

>Frederick the Great once reduced the death sentence of a prussian cavalryman who had been court-martialed for having sexual relations with his horse … to a transfer to the infantry.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/15/book-review-frederick-the-great-king-of-prussia/

>>5368884
>taken from your lover
Literally worse than death.

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>>5368824
My nigga

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What does mare butt smell like?

>>5372163
happiness

>>5372163

Earthy, dirty, sweaty.

Basically, bliss.

>>5372163
Rancid sweat and farts.