Why can't I just be a cute, gay Lucario?

>>5311601

Is your father proud of you?

>>5311631
I doubt it

File: 1472639869142.gif (910KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

910KB, 500x281px

>>5314171

Excellent point.

File: 1474143031356.jpg (46KB, 455x584px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 455x584px

>>5314189
kek

File: e96cb12d53dddfe8e0720a8c403d1e39.png (113KB, 590x720px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 590x720px

>>5311601

I want to reincarnate as the main character of a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game and get into a gay relationship with my partner who is way too cheerful about it.

I've had weirdly detailed fantasies about this.

File: I'm_fine_with_suffering.gif (1MB, 500x358px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x358px

>>5315421
>Wake up in pokemon world
>everything is new to you
>form a friendship with another pokemon
>try to start a new life
>suddenly start having feelings about pokebro
>bonerwhy.jpg
>you're a pokemon, you're naked. They notice your arousal and act on it casually like it aint no thing.
>now you're pokefuckbudies
>live out your days fucking your pokebro whenever he's down for it, which is a lot
>feel the shame of being a human who fucks pokemon slowly diminish as time goes by until finally you're just casually approaching others and become a giant pokeslut
Y-yeah that's a weird fantasy. I'd n-never jerk it to t-that.

>>5315421
That pic is ridiculously cute.

bukmo

I wish Lucario was my boyfriend.

>>5311601
Because technology doesn't allow for it yet, Anon.

>>5314189
She looks like that Telemonster cat?

>>5315421
>>5316331
S-stop it guys! This is too lewd. I-I would never be this degenerate!

>>5329568
I wish my boyfriend was Lucario.

File: 4a418ed28c2bbb0997d78d552cb3e938.png (668KB, 553x839px) Image search: [Google]

668KB, 553x839px

>>5335531
I wish Lucario was my master.

>>5337552
Fucking same

>>5316331
>not wanting your pokebro to fuck you
what a fag

>>5339779
That's actually exactly what I wanted. I was just trying to be nonspecific on top/bottom.

File: 9d5dd7904f3ae965912784c7a79307c0.jpg (255KB, 700x800px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 700x800px

i want to hold his hand.........!!!!

File: 1439710582462.jpg (66KB, 800x760px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 800x760px

>>5341641
and also his penis