what shall i name my horse dildo?

Show us how well it fits inside you, that should help decide a name

>>5295475
that's lewd tho

AA-missile.

Bojack. Since he's a horse and a massive dick.

>>5295550
sounds too manly
i need a cuter name than that

Post pictures of it inside you, pls

European Union.

>>5295435

In relation to the flag in the background, I vote for:

Brenetrator

blueberry

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>>5295681
okay fine
>>5295724
kekt
>>5295748
no :^l
>>5295957
sounds pretty cute desu
maybe

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>>5295748
>not London's Tower
>not Big Beng
>not Royale with Cream
>not Sterile Pounding
>not Ass Caliber
>not Three Men in a Bum, to Say Nothing of the Dog

Learn your bongs to not be a dong

More pics, you attention whore

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>>5295435
Call it "Manchester Blue"

attention whore
cause thats what you are

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>>5296983

>>5295435
trips and you name it Benadict niggerbacht

>>5304557
re roll, dubs and it becomes Theresa Maybutts

WYLD STALLYN!

>>5296983
Hot diggity

You probably don't have a costume on hand, but could you try dressing up as shimakaze

>>5304588
Good job m8

>>5295435
Larry the horse dildo.

Shining Armor

>>5310523
^This

>>5295435

Your only value is in the pictures of your sexy twink body that you can provide. Absent these, you have no value.

"Colby".

>>5296983
post more senpai

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still no names i like

>>5304124
id rather name it jelly
because that's what you are
>>5304557
no ammount of repeating digits will force me to name it something retarded
>>5306474
id do it if i had the costume
>>5311578
i have more value than 99% of people
>>5311658
ok

>>5295435
Excalibarn.

Oh it's one of those cum tube ones.
Have fun cleaning in /that/ every time.

>>5312740
cleans up just fine

>>5312716

As you are a faggot, this is objectively false. Moreover, there is no such thing as intrinsic value.

But at least you are fulfilling your function of looking cute and lighting your ameteur pornography in a great manner. Good job demeaning yourself for me with that excellent cum stream at the end.

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>>5312777
shit meme friend

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>>5312716
>i have more value than 99% of people
Don't kid yourself.

>>5312810

The faggot has uploaded two cute videos of himself masturbating his ass on Colby. I've given up nothing.

Advantage: me

>>5312864
its just troo
>>5312876
no
you wear like 24 fedoras and have autism
i don't
advantage : me

>>5312716
nigga you asked us to name it, you dont get to pick and choose, that defeats the purpose, if your not gonna name it Theresa Maybutts, then why even ask? This post made the thread pointless because now your just spoiling a game that been around longer than you have here, Name it jetstream, there now its catchy and matches its use, good day

>>5312904

that other guy is clearly wearing more like ~28 fedoras sugartits. Meanwhile your internet pornography is forever. Your long-term judgement facilities haven't even kicked in yet and I get to fap to your blessed stupidity 20 years from now.

Advantage: me.

"Newman's Own Ranch"

>>5312960
i do get to choose you faggot
im looking for name ideas because im not sure what to call it. i paid too much for this so no im not gonna let idiots on 4chan name it some meme trash
>>5312963
you have severe autism and should be put down

"The Great and Powerful Trixie"

>>5313044
sounds like a girl name

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>>5313061
?

>>5313092
no fuck off ponyfag
and herms are the trashiest trash on trash now get out

>>5313029
>expensive toy
>asking 4chan for a name it
>has to be serious

wew lad... regardless Jetstream isnt a bad name, dont see whats wrong with that, dont get so 'butthurt' (jk, thats an anal toy joke) how about 'Thunder' sense its blue like the sky and powerful like lightning

"The North Tower"

>>5313029
Why the fuck would you make a thread asking people to name your dildo when you aren't even going to name it something that someone suggests or gets? Not even that, why the fuck do you have to name your dildo? I have a shit ton of Bad Dragon purchases and I don't feel the need to name every single one of them.

You ARE an attention whore. At least own it so people can properly treat you like the slut you are because that's really all you're trying to be right now.

>>5313142
those are decent but still not too creative
>>5313216
not even sure if im gonna name it yet
ill see.
>elelele slut xddddd
nah
go cry

>>5313230
>I-I'm not a slut even though I'm recording myself riding my horse dong for /trash/ in women's underwear!

Come on. I'm not even trolling here. I don't know what you think you're doing. You're either whoring for attention or whoring just to whore.

>>5313268
its true tho
im not
sure i post pics, but meanwhile faggots are getting a different bf every week and having casual grindr sex and claiming they arent sluts because they dont post pics
its bullshit. face it.

from a website dedicated to dildo names, heres a few that fit decent

The Open Relationship
Enter The Dork Dragon
The Swizzle Stick From Hell
The Loop De Loop
The Fun Factory
The Extruder
Gluteus Blastimus
The Grand Ole Opry
The Genius Bar

>>5313287
So what? You're still whoring. Just because some other people fuck a different person every day doesn't change that. All it took was for someone to ask for it and you did it; that's what a whore does.

I don't think you realize that people who aren't whores don't name their blue horse penis and record themselves riding it for people on an anonymous image board wearing women's underwear the moment one person asks for it.

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Nice stomach.
Also, how about "Ringtoss?"

>>5313363
nah
doesnt work like that at all. i have the webms
so why the fuck not post them?
its literally just pictures
i dont even flirt with people
someone who doesn't post pics but tries to go full thirst mode on every butt they see is twice the slut i am
even if they are a virgin.

>>5313372
doesnt sound cute tho

What about something simple, like Happy?

>>5313422
>Is twice the slut I am

2 times 0 is 0 so you just proved my point. Just because you may not be a "full thirst slut" doesn't mean you still can't be a slut. You don't have to flirt with people to be a whore. Someone asked you for a picture of you performing sexually and you did it. That makes you a whore. EVEN MORE SO if you already had the webms.

I'm not even saying anything negative here so I don't understand why you're being defensive about it. Obviously, you want the attention and yet, you don't seem to want to understand that it still makes you a whore. What do you think it makes you? A camwhore? Oh wait... Maybe a buttslut? Oops. You really shouldn't even think of yourself as a much better person if that's what you're trying to convince yourself of. Saying, "I already have all of these naked pictures of myself so I guess I better post them!" is a slutty thing to do. I'm honestly curious what the fuck you think you're doing.

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>>5313604
>I'm not even saying anything negative here

>contunies to sperg out and get mad

make your mind up

Any chance of a video, OP?

>>5295435
what size is that?

>>5296983
>>5312716

I don't care what you name it but I wish it was my dick instead of a dildo :)

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>>5319841

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>>5312716
post view from front

Is OP a boy or girl? My dick is confused.

>>5296983
He does fit quite nicely, doesn't he? I'm jealous, I wish I was as cute as you and had the money for a bad dragon...

>>5321068
My money is on boy, not that it's a problem or anything

>>5321068
Cockwizard is a gay boi.

Berrywinkle

>>5313151
This shit right here.