>ywn have a short furry gf
why live
>>5230401
mfw I had one and I lost her
>>5230401
>ywn a poppy
>>5230421
Same here.
>>5230485
Shitty character from a shitty comic.
>>5230717
the only shit thing here is your taste, so why don't you go to one of those scat threads instead of here?
>>5230401
Short just isn't small enough. Tiny rodent waifu/husbando is best.
>>5230401
is there a size limit
You talkin' like shortstack or just short?
is this the new tiny things thread
>>5231413
either's good
>ywn have a bune gf
why live?
>ywn a Sappy
>>5230485
>>5237472
>>5237537
forgot image
>>5231353
Do not lewd Ms. Brisby.
>>5237608
MILF mouse was made for lewd.
Fennecs are my weakness
>>5240907
Me too.
I'd like to get one as a pet but my state's retarded laws make them illegal.
>>5230401
I'd rather be the short furry gf
>>5255477
>Wanting to be a woman.
Kill yourself tranny.
>>5230401
If you're talking about a short gf that's into furries, go get you one.
If you're talking about an honest-to-god, in-real-life furry...
>we live in an age where technology is progressing almost too fast
>seriously, we're on the cusp of having programmable matter
>no, really, google catoms or claytronics, it's honest-to-god programmable matter, and they're predicting it to be out by around 2020
>it is entirely possible that we might have a method to become immortal cyborgs within our lifetime, a la Ghost in the Shell
>with advancements in cybernetic technology would, necessarily, come advancements in the cosmetic side of it
>this would, eventually, lead to furries getting bodies that are, for all intents and purposes, actual, in-real-life anthropomorphic animals
So, just wait a while, man. Sit back. Relax. Wait for the technological singularity, and when it finds you, who knows, you might find her.
>>5261135
That's pretty inspirational, thanks anon!
>>5261135
Yeah, but how long would it take to be affordable?
>>5261135
Also, do anything to get rich. Only the rich will be able to afford something like that.
>>5264342
>>5265240
Ten to twenty years after it gets into public hands, if the current rate of affordability holds strong, but it seems to be getting shorter, so, at a conservative guess, five to fifteen years after it becomes available. And by that time, it's not only available to the public at a somewhat more affordable price, but it's also much safer than it was when it first came out.
And getting rich isn't about how much you make. It's about how much you save. Just keep tossing money back, and do general money-saving practices(make your own food from raw ingredients instead of eating out, put your change from breaking a bill into a jar, quit smoking if you smoke, cut back on or quit drinking if you drink, that kind of thing). You can save a few hundred bucks a year if you do that, and then it's only a few years until you can afford the thing you're after.
>>5269566
Wow, quite the analysis
Keepin this thread alive
>>5286080
Thanks
Anyone else in this thread?
>>5292240
yes
>>5292382
Good to see someone here
>>5292557
That's adorable. Would that be considered shortstack?
>>5296818
I think so, although I'm new to the term so I'm not completely sure
>>5303139
thicc
>>5298380
short stack usually refers to small women with big hips and tits since stacked indicates a women with huge tits
>>5231413
What's the difference?
>>5315237
"Stack" denotes wide hips (and arguably big tits from what I've observed).
I don't know what's arguable about it, though. A "stack" is composed of more than one object. Just having wide hips wouldn't be a stack of anything, so shortstack means big tits imo. Not that that's better than anything, but that should be what a shortstack is, I think.
>>5230485
Poppy is NOT for sexual.
>>5317470
That's a good definition
>>5317470
That's taking the term too literally. It's always referred to characters that are small, but recognizably adult, there's no requirement that they need large breasts, or even necessarily large hips.
Several of the most prominant staples of the threads aren't particularly endowed at all, like Midna or the Hellmouth.
>>5325118
but Midna and Hellmouth are kinda pudgy and have wide hips
>>5325118
Well if you remove the literal denotations of the term what you're left with is something illogical, which is the point.
Maybe that's how words have their definitions changed. Old terms aren't sufficient for representing something, so they're forced to be used for more. That doesn't mean the "more" is of a logical progression from the original definition, though...
>>5311250
Reign is the god of shorstacks
>>5329102
Strictly speaking, their hips aren't that wide. Both Midna and HMI have much wider heads than their hips. But they also have absurdly narrow shoulders that taper right into their necks, which do help accentuate their pear-shaped figures.
>>5329237
I remember seeing the anon who coined shortstack back on /d/ saying he later regretted it for being too specific.
Some permutation of "Chibi" might be the most open term to refer to the general proportions, but that probably has too much connotation with weeb culture for some people's tastes.
>>5329422
>>5333916
what species is this?
>>5335150
I tried really hard to find it, honestly. Taking to booru aggregators with the purple_hair purple_skin tag n shit, removing the Twilight Sparkle tag... but I found nothing. Which is weird, cause I know I've seen her before, too. Much be pics from FA, because the aggregator I used doesn't fetch from there. I heard they don't tag shit, anyway...
>tfw no shortstack bear gfs
>>5335306
wew
do registered sex offenders really need that sign on the front of their yard saying they're such? seems like an easy way to get beat up, even though I know that data is online whenever sex offenders move into a new neighborhood, and stuff.
>>5335306
Who the fuck gives Subway gift cards to trick or treaters?
>>5337232
Registered sex offenders, apparently.
>>5337232
Are those really subway gift cards though? He's holding, like, a brick.
>>5337232
he probably just had it in his hand, it's a very obvious reference
>>5335338
doubt it but they have to disclose they're sexpreds to everyone on the block so it might as well be a signpost
>tfw I'm a giant faggot but I'm straight for shortstacks and milfs
>>5337510
everybody loves shortstacks
it's like having a portable gf that you can hide in luggage or under desks
>>5337510
> I'm totally straight/gay but I also like X
Why can't bis just say they're bi instead of making some convoluted explanation ato justify how totally monosexual they are
>>5337554
I wasn't really being serious. Just trying to express how much I love shorstacks
>>5337232
jared from subway was jailed for distributing and producing CP also for hiring underage hookers
>>5337767
Yeah. I think he's just saying that as someone who doesn't understand the context though, he sees no reason for one to open the door with that in their hand.
Which, I agree with. Still dunno what that thing is, even. I thought subs were just the sandwiches wrapped in paper. But even then it's not an appropriate halloween treat.
>>5337799
hardiman was not known for subtle humor (or subtlety at all) and the artist making that parody image apes this by making it blatantly obvious that the person in question is a pedophile
>>5333910
partly colored version for anyone who cares
Boop
>>5333916
Source?
...who the fuck has been drawing my girls without giving me proper contact to thank them for it??
>>5255532
>epic tranny meme xD
Kill yourself newfag.
>>5342116
it's not a meme to be radical right. Are you retarded? You aren't going to one day wake up and think to yourself, wew, I sure don't find my opinions amusing anymore; better go back(?) to being radical left instead.
>>5342116
t. tranny
I'd rather be the short, tiny bf
>>5358192
you got it
forum bump
woe is me
>>5365509
this would be beast if she were digitigrade
still worth spilling cum to doe, of course.
brb killing myself
>>5372136
pls don't go
>>5342338
i mean, it's pretty much a meme to be radical right
>>5373371
the content they make is memes however they post those memes in sincerity not self-deprecation
>>5342338
>>5373371
>>5373796
Less politics more fennec!
>>5377661
uhhhh shorter
gonna boop you guys
Oh thank god this thread survived the thread spamming
Shortstacking is yes
why even anymore, anons? ;-;
>>5320024
poppy has a child and can absolutely for sexual. Poppy is for kit darling sexual
>give away newspapers at a tram stop
>hear a sweet grill voice
>przepraszam, można prosić gazetę?
>turn around
>see a qt fox girl
>give her newspaper
>she smiles, 360's and disappears in the tram
>never see her again
It all happened so quick I couldn't even remember her face.
>be radical right
>be pro-LGBT
>radical right constantly devolving further into tranny-bitching
>night of long knives when?
>>5420451
>>be radical right
>>be pro-LGBT
Oh, yeah. And I'm a gay Christian :')
>>5420549
There are tons of gay Christians.
>>5430388
Maybe if by "Christianity" you mean "the parts of this religion I've cherrypicked I'll adhere to, but I am a full-fledged adherent of this doctrine, I swear, and will therefore identify myself as such".
>>5430686
Are you the pope?
No? Then I don't think you get to say who can and can't be Christian. And even that is iffy, because even the Protestants said "fuck this shit where some guy in a funny hat tells us how to be Christian".
Of course, cherrypicking is exactly what the anti-gay attitude is, because it's literally one line in the Bible ripped out of context.
>>5440302
How is it out of context? And that is the only part of your post worth anything. A written fucking doctrine is a written fucking doctrine- what the fuck does a pope have to do with literally anything of it.
All these waifus are too tall.
>>5442603
I don't like what that sandwich is foreshadowing
>>5447935
sauce?
>>5455641
That looks like Raw's style.
>>5440335
>claims to be Christian
>needs to have the Bible and Christianity explained to him
I hope you're trolling, because you're damn stupid otherwise.
>>5458714
they have to be. Why else would they talk about this out of the blue in a thread about shortstacks?
>>5457273
its actionbastard
>>5230401
>tfw I've had 3
>tfw I left them all because we went compatible at all
I really wish girls would just ignore me and let me be foreveralone rather than this up and down emotional roller coaster of falling in love than realizing you are not compatible at all and having to break it off.
>>5470093
Sorry to hear, anon
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>>5237764
Can I have a source on this. Please?
Damn thread spam
>>5398955
She isn't her biological mother.
>>5516563
What? Poppy is an Opossum and Kit is a fennec. There's no way they can be biologically related.
>>5516690
Talking about Lily, idiot.
>>5516698
and they were talking about Kit, dumbass
Does Alphys count?
>>5527189
I guess
>>5527189
no because she's a hunchback and not a squat
>tfw I had a chance to get a qt shortstack gf but my friend screwed it up
>tfw it's been 6 years and I haven't been close to getting a gf since
>>5538205
Ouch
What did your friend do?
>>5542033
>girl tells friend she likes me
>friend tells me and then precedes to tell her I'm not interested
It was before I hit puberty (I was a late bloomer) so I didn't really care at the time but it really hurts looking back on it
>>5542499
I would punch him if that were me.
>>5542499
in all fairness it probably wouldn't have lasted from that age
>>5557365
>want to commission a similar animation of my waifu
>the artist turns out to be a cynical greedy asshole
>>5230401
this count?
>>5567577
Not if that pink thing is what I think it is
Bump for short furry waifus sake
>>5589155
thanks
>>5564311
Ajin is?
>>5325118
The term feels like it's mutating, since I tend to see the term used exclusively to describe smaller/chibi characters with excessively large hips, thighs and asses. Shortstack kinda seems like it specifically refers to chibis with unappealing thiccness, rather than just small women.
It's a real shame since I enjoy small women but hate the disproportionate bodies bordering on obesity fetish.
>>5538205
Oh god there's cum leaking out of her eyes.
>tfw the short furry bf
feels meh
>>5616867
That's adorable
>>5605069
yes she's...
EYEjaculating
>>5592722
>>5605409
>>5621153
She tried and that's all we can ask of our precious fennec queen
>>5261135
>catoms
Even know i cant believe the interesting things i find on 4chan, this is some good shit right here.
>>5624760
>>5625706
ouch
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>>5625706
From the thumbnail I thought it was a chubby Kit in a red swimsuit
Bug
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>>5631063
>>5632475
One more for the road bois
>>5642560
>ywn cuddle Kit Darling
>>5647415
Kit's not too far over two feet tall. She is biologically designed to be cuddled.
>>5686460
hmm, all i could find was this telezoo thing, where judy picks up a yossi >:3
>>5695982
cute
>>5695982
I found it!
>>5705097
>>5705546
>>5564311
you sound poor
>>5712037
>not wanting to commission a whiny egotistic manchild means you're poor
(you)
>not being poor
What are you, a juden?
>26 days ago
jesus
Can you guys stop posting porn? this is a blue board.
>>5715314
The love for cute short girls will never die
>>5715632
what are you, stupid?
>>5230837
>projecting this hard
>>5740756
Reign's art is so good, his character is adorable too
>>5741247
I think I might have a new favorite artist
Knowing nothing like this will ever exist makes me genuinely depressed. How fucking sad is that?
>>5749926
it's normal
t. homo furfag
Thanks everyone for keeping this alive for so long
it's not quite a fennec, but it's sorta based on one
>>5773815
what is it?
It's been a good thread and a good month.
>>5774089
yes :D
>>5774114
Indeed
I can't believe it's been here for a month.